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Nathan: [ Gasps ]
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Go into the water...
Live there.
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[ Echoing ] Die there.
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There is still no explanation
for the violent murders at
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Dethklok's final
show in Iceland.
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And a sad note-- People of the
world mourn the passing of
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record mogul, humanitarian, and
discoverer of Dethklok, Roy Cornickleson.
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He was killed by unknown circumstances
during the Icelandic massacre.
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Cornickleson, in his last will
and testament, requested that
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Dethklok front man, Nathan
explosion, give his eulogy.
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? Tick-tock tick-tock ?
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? tick-tock tick-tock ?
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? tick-tock tick-tock ?
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? Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! ?
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Toki: Hello?
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Oh, ku ku ku, you
finally picked up!
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Toki: Uh, yeah. Sorrys.
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Things beens, like, a bit hecticals
since my bands brokes up...
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Oh. Well, yeah, I
guess that's cool.
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Hey! Swing by.
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Pick up Dr. Rockzo on your
way to the funeral, baby!
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Toki: Ah, Wells, I kind of saids
I woulds hangs out with Magnus.
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Sorrys. Sos I can'ts.
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He a dirty old hunk a [Bleep]
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Toki!
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He a g-g-g-garbage can!
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That's why he done been kicked outta
Dethklok all those years back.
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
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Skwisgaar: What are
we doings here?
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I mean, we ams supposed
to be brokes up by now.
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Murderface: After all that crazy
[Bleep] happened, we have
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to stay together, right?
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Skwisgaar: Whew, not unless
Nathans cans apolgizecs to
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pickle for destroying the
record and stealins abigails.
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Murderface: If he were to
apologize, his body would
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physically shut down and
his organs would rupture.
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Skwisgaar: He ams uncapable.
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Master Ofdensen has requested your
presence in the starboard Hull Tower.
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Charles: I told you all some
time ago that there's something
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much bigger than us
going on out there.
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You see, there's an unyielding
darkness surrounding this band,
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a horrible danger.
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And it's time that I
told you that story.
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Do you remember the
black fire upon us?
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The attack on our home?
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It was led by the revengencers.
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The man with a silver face led a
group of brainwashed ex-fans
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with hopes of
taking us all down.
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Upon my chasing this man,
I was wounded, beaten.
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And that's the first time I saw
Selatcia-- The Half-Man, the
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man that killed
Roy Cornickleson.
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I'd never seen anything like
it, and it terrified me.
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I watched him possess a man
and turn him into his pawn.
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My eyes met his, and I experienced
a horrible blackness.
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I felt as if my heart
was being crushed.
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I quite literally died.
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I felt my soul drift
away from my body.
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I can explain more
once we arrive.
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We are here, sire.
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Charles: Welcome to the
Church of the Black Klok.
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It's an ancient society, a secret
religion guarded tightly for years.
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They've saved my life, and what
you may not know is they've
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continually saved yours.
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I've been looking forward to
this moment for some time.
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I'm ishnifus meaddle, the high
holy priest of the Church of
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the Black Klok.
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We soothed your friend
back to health.
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The poison administered was built
to stop the heart only so
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it could be restarted again.
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Charles: When I awoke, I was
brought into this room and shown
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something I believed to be
preposterous at the time--
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This, an apparent prophecy that
I would become a character in.
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I would be known
as the dead man.
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Because I had died, I was invisible
to Selatcia, the Half-Man.
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And so because I was invisible,
I would become the perfect spy.
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And so I followed a military
general named Crozier to
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different corners of the world.
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I watched him gathering
materials, seducing the
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weak-minded with politics and money to
build something horrible, but what?
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We didn't know.
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It was around that time that you
had all moved on and were about
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to sign a record contract that
would have been a terrible
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business error, but after a
secret raid, we left with a
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clue-- A partial blueprint of a
dangerous project called Falconback.
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And so I returned.
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But this falconback blueprint
was heavily coded.
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And it was so important to know
what it meant that we even
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turned to our enemies for help.
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What you must understand is that
the metalocalypse has been
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moving forward.
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These events have been
foreseen-- The death of a
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religious figure by the hand of
the godless Half-Man set the
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clock to lurch forward.
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That five souls would come to Shepherd
us through the darkest times known.
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Murderface: Is that old guy supposed
to be Santa claus or some [Bleep]
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Are we getting presents?
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What is happening here?!
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We are trying to tell you that
you're the ones for which
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we have been waiting thousands
and thousands of years.
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You are the chosen ones.
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Murderface: You mean
we're the Jews?
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The five of you bear
a dangerous burden.
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As the world crumbles and folds,
as the screams of the dying
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mount, as the unbearable torture befalls
human souls, we will turn to you.
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You are the salvation.
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Do you see?
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Nathan: This [Bleep] makes no
[Bleep] sense to me because
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we're not [Bleep] heroes.
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That's for [Bleep] sure.
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And secondly, we're not
even a [Bleep] ba anymore.
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[Bleep]
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What drove you to
destroy your record?
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There's something you're not
telling them because you fear
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it will make you appear mad.
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We know why you destroyed
the record, and so do you.
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'Twas the wrong record.
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'Twas the wrong message.
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Look.
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You were visited by a water
beast-- A sea prophet.
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She has been your
guide fosome time.
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She speaks to you in dreams.
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And she spoke to you then.
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She told you that you couldn't
condone that message.
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The five of you had to release
the appropriate E, and release
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this message, you must.
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This will be the most important
thing you will have done.
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You're one song away from
finishing this message, yes?
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Dethklok must finish
this last song first.
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Look within yourself.
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You know this to be true.
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Charles: We've got so much more
to tell you about the end
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of the world, but remember that
funeral we've got to go to?
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We have to go? Now.
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Today Dethklok will reunite for
the last time to pay homage
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to their band, father figure,
and friend, Roy Cornickleson.
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The eulogy will be given
by Nathan explosion.
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[ Bird shrieks ]
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Nathan: Hi. [ Clears throat ]
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Thanks for coming.
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Um... Okay.
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I'll never forget when they
asked me to give this eulogy
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because, uh, I was letting
a rabid dog blow me!
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Murderface: [ Laughs ]
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[ Sighs ] I mean, uh [Coughs]
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Nathan: Uh... Very much like our
friend, uh, Roy Cornickleson...
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That joke died.
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Huh. Okay.
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Okay. Uh...
I mean, I remember when we met.
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We were young, and
everything was simple.
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And we had our lives together,
and we knew who we were.
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And it's all changed now.
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Everything's worse.
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It's-- My band isn't
even together.
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And I've alienated my friends,
and it's because of me.
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It's because-- It's
because it's my fault.
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And-- Oh... Pickles?
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I know you hate me.
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And so do I.
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Not you. I mean, I hate me.
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I hate me, too!
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I don't care anymore 'cause I
want you to know that I'm...
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Oh... Oh... Oh, God!
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Murderface: What's
wrong with him?!
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Skwisgaar: He ams tryings...
Toki: ...To apolgizecs!
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Nathan: Pickles?
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I'm so-- Ughhhhh!
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I'm so-- Ohhh!
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[ Vomits ]
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He's showing emotion.
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I'm so-- [ Gags ]
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I'm so-- I'm so-- I'm so-- Aahh!
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Toki: Says its [Bleep]
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Damn it. Says it!
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Skwisgaar: Says it [Bleep]
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Damn it!
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Nathan: Ohhhh, boy!
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Oh, boy!
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Murderface: Come on, Nathan.
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Say it!
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Skwisgaar: You can does it!
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Nathan: I'm sooooooooorry!
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[ Bird shrieks ]
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I'm sorry I destroyed
the record!
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I'm sorry that I took the girl!
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But I don't want her if it means that
I can't have you... be my drummer.
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And I want Dethklok back!
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This is the most emotionally brutal thing...
I've ever experienced.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ People screaming ]
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Ugh!
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Aah!
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Charles: Everyone,
stay on this side!
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I'll take of him.
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Come to daddy.
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[ Gunfire ]
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Aah!
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Nathan: Pickles, get over here.
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Where's everybody else?
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Pickles: Where's Toki?
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Nathan: Toki!
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It's okay, Toki. It's okay.
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Stay with me. Stay with me.
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Stay next to me!
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Toki: Ow! You're hurtings me!
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Now, Magnus!
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It'll all be over soon.
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Revenge has come!
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Nathan: No!
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Toki: Arghhh!!
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Nathan: Toki!
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[ Woman screams ]
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We believe him to
still be alive.
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Charles: The song you haven't
written yet will be the most
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important ammunition
you will ever have.
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But we're going to have
to find Toki first.
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Pickles: And Abigail.
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Nathan: And I'm gonna take care of
these [Bleep] once and for all.
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Pickles: Well, you
won't be alone.
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