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And our home was pillaged to
bring forth the dark soul.
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[ Machine-gun fire ]
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Crozier: I fear these deaths
will draw attention to our work.
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Orlaag: The mission must
continue no matter the cost.
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Selatcia: General Crozier, your
efforts will be rewarded in due time.
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The global economy has been in a spiral
since Nathan explosion destroyed
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Dethklok's last record, and world
leaders are demanding answers.
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In other news, notorious tyrant
sultan Sotajumala has increased
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employee beheadings because he
can no longer afford to keep
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them on his payroll.
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But the question everyone's
asking is, when will there be a
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new Dethklok album to take
us out of financial peril?
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Nathan: I wish I could help
you guys, but I have a really
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bad case of writer's block,
so, uh, my hands are tied.
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? Tick-tock tick-tock ?
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? tick-tock tick-tock ?
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? tick-tock tick-tock ?
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? Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!
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Dethklok! ?
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Nathan: ? falling down ?
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? hurt yourself ?
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? really gettin' hurt ?
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? really gettin' ?
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? really now ?
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? it's -- ?
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Can we stop this thing?!
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Dick: Okay, fine.
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What's going on?
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Nathan: I guess I'm
just not feeling it.
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Dick: That "Fallin'
Down" stuff's good.
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I mean, it's --
it's good enough.
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Pickles: Dude, Nathan.
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We've been doing demos for 37
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days.
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When are you gonna start
feeling it already?
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Nathan: I don't know.
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Dick: Check it out.
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Amber was feeling it.
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She was bouncing on my lap.
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Up and down. Up and down.
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Right, Amber?
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Don't talk.
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You know the rules.
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Skwisgaar: Hey, Trinitys and
her sisters, Quadrupleties,
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was alsos reallys exciteds.
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They gives me a
doubles blowjobs.
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Nathan: Maybe I need
a blowjob, you know?
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Dick: Well, let's just try
to write at least one verse
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before we break for
lunch, okay, babe?
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See, Amber, I told
you I ran this room.
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Nathan: Well, any suggestions?
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Dick: How about you write
something involving hurtin'
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yourself --
Nathan: No!
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I meant for lunch.
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Toki: Oh, how abouts we gos
to that place where they gots
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those awesomes burritos?
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Pickles: Oh, right.
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Mexico, right?
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Nathan: We're gonna have to put
some clothes on these sluts
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if we're gonna take
'em out in public.
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Dick: All right.
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Well, let's close up the shop.
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I mean, I feel like we
did that verse almost.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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Pickles: Dude!
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That phone never rings.
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Skwisgaar: That ams the phones that
means somebodys ams gonna get fireds.
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Charles: All right, look,
this isn't easy to say, but
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crystal Mountain records isn't
happy with the latest demos.
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I'm afraid you're fired, dick.
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Dick: Wait a minute.
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Are you [Bleep] with me?
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Nathan: They can't
just fire him.
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He's awesome.
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That's Dick Knubbler over there.
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Dick: Yeah.
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Thank you, Nathan.
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Nathan: I mean, they --
they can't, can they?
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Can they fire him?
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Charles: Well, yes,
they can, Nathan.
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In fact, you're so deeply
in debt to the label from
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destroying the last record that you
actually have no choice in the matter.
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Pickles: Thanks a lot, Nathan.
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Nathan: It's not my fault that
the record wasn't perfect,
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so I had to destroy
it, all right?
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Don't blame me.
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Charles: Moving on.
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Your new producer should
be here any minute.
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Pickles: What's his name?
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Dick: I'm still
here in the room.
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Crozie her name is Abigail
Remeltindtdrinc, also
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known as "The Record Cleaner," a
music producer with an extremely
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successful track record.
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Orlaag: She's known within
the industry as a hardheaded
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battle-ax that bands have broken
up over because they can't
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handle her unorthodox
ways of working.
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Stampingston: To speak more on this is
"misogyny in the workplace" specialist
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captain Slufgyflaysid.
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Misogyny in the workplace is a
dangerous tightrope to walk,
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especially if you're a lady.
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Male workers only see female
workers as their mommies or
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pawns for their sexual pleasure.
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Super-hot chicks get
the worst of this.
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Generally, good lookin' bitches
have trouble getting respect
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even if they're good at their
job, which they usually aren't.
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Putting a sexy little buttercup
in charge of Dethklok could
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prove to be calamitous.
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Well, this is some operation
you have going on here.
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You realize you were supposed to
be in the studio an hour ago.
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Skwisgaar: Yeah, but, uh, you
know, this ams part of the
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creative proskess, you know?
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Let's talk about that.
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Murderface: Hey!
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What do you say you just leave
the creative stuff up to us and
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go fetch us some
drinks, sweetheart?
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[ Laughs ]
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How about you fetch them?
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You're the bass player.
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Nathan: Oh, youch.
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Must be somebody's
time of the month.
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Skwisgaar: Verys funnys.
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Huh.
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Why don't you walk me through
a typical recording day?
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Nathan: Well, we wake up
early around 2:00 P.M.
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5:00 P.M. sometimes.
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We have an imported
breakfast from Vienna.
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Murderface: Yeah, then we'll
probably nap and then Jack off
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and then another nap.
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Nathan: Sometimes we'll make it
in the studio, but, you know,
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it's usually around bedtime,
so we get real tired.
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Then, well, then
we go back to bed.
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Guys, your process
is bull[Bleep]
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Nathan: Pardon me, uh, Abgail,
uh, may I talk to you
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outside for one moment, please?
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Listen, this is Dethklok,
and this my band, okay?
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Nathan, you guys are burnt
out and deep down, you're
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worried that you don't
have anything left to say.
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Nathan: Um... so I'm sending you and
the band on a mandatory vacation to
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hopefully become inspired again.
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Murderface: Yeah, vacation!
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Skwisgaar: Yeah, vacations!
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Toki: Knott's berrys farm!
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I loves Knott's berrys farm.
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Pickles: He didn't say anything
about Knott's berry's farm.
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Nathan: Shut up!
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You're not supposed to be here!
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'Cause this is a
private conversation!
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I've taken care of
everything already.
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Your flight leaves tomorrow.
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When you get back, we'll start
working on the new album.
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See? I'm not so bad.
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Who are you calling?
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Dick: Why did you bring me here?
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I mean, I thought I was fired.
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Why am I now having a
secret meeting with you?
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Nathan: Right. I understand.
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Look, I don't like this
new producer, all right?
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Dick: Uh-huh.
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Nathan: She's rubbing me the wrong
way right out of the gates.
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And you want your
job back, right?
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Dick: Uh-huh.
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Nathan: We need to get
rid of this lady.
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Okay? You understand?
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Dick: Are you implying
that we murder her?
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Nathan, how could you say
something like that?
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I mean, this is a human -- I
mean, I know some people if --
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Nathan: I'm not
saying that, okay?
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Fix the demos while
we're gone, all right?
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Dick: Uh-huh.
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Nathan: There's enough for you
to work with, and I know if
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you get those demos into shape,
you can get your job back and
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get rid of this lady, all right?
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Dick: Sure, yeah.
Those demos.
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I can -- trust me. Listen.
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Dick Knubbler knows how
to handle women, okay?
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And, uh, I can -- I can go over
and talk to her and charm the
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pants off of her and--
Nathan: What? No!
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Work on the demos!
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Don't try to charm her.
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You're terrible with
women, all right?
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Just get the demos working.
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It's about working hard, okay?
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Dick: I understand...
What you really mean.
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Secret message received.
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Nathan: [ Groans ]
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Oh, pretty hair.
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Like my mommy.
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Nathan: Uh, thank you.
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What are all these people
doing on our plane?
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It's always crowded in coach.
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Nathan: Coach?
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Pickles: I think this is
how regular Jack-offs fly.
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[ Crying ]
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Nathan: Ugh.
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[Bleep] Gross.
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Murderface: What the [Bleep]
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Is that?
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Nathan: There are people
around us [Bleep] their pants!
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Skwisgaar: Oh, but
looks at this.
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This ams goods.
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Checks it outs.
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It ams the internationals
signs for the groupie sluts.
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Press that buttons.
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Here they comes.
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Murderface: Let me try that.
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Oh, hello.
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What can I get you, please?
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Murderface: I pressed the
button, I'm not gonna degrade
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myself by, uh, asking for sex.
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Hello.
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Oh, I'm afraid that's
not going to happen.
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Murderface: Oh, how
about just a blowjob?
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No chance!
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Nathan: Excuse me.
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You go and get us
some food and booze.
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Now. Go. Chop-chop.
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Nothing is free in coach, ma'am.
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Nathan: Yeah, well,
you know what?
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"Ma'am"?
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Skwisgaar: "Ma'ams"?
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I don't care if you
polish up the demos.
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It's still not my decision.
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That's what I'm trying to say.
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Dick: Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
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I figured. I figured.
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That's cool.
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Why did you bring me here?
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Dick: I wanted to talk to you
about something else, something
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that fits real nice
into a hot dog bun.
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Aah!
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Murderface: Where are we?
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Is this a resort?
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You ladies look lost.
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How may I help you?
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Nathan: Yeah, uh,
where's our bags?
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Oh. Let me check.
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What your bags look like?
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Nathan: How would I know?
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I didn't pack 'em.
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You never put any
bags on the airplane?
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Nathan: That's what I'm saying.
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I guess I'm answering
my own question.
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[ Wolf-whistles ]
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You lookin' pretty
good over there!
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Yeah, baby!
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I want to [Bleep] you!
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You lookin' hot!
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Toki: Why ams those mens
gawks at us likes that?
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You'll have to excuse them.
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They're not used to seeing such
beautiful women in public.
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Nathan: Huh.
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Hey, uh, I know we forgot to
bring money and stuff, but let's
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go get a hotel and
some food, okay?
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This vacation sucks!
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You know, it's all that
stupid lady producer's fault.
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She did this to us on purpose!
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Pickles: Well, maybe if you hadn't
destroyed the record... Nathan: All right.
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Pickles: ...In the first place, we
wouldn't be here, Nathan explosion!
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Nathan: I said I was sorry!
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Pickles: No, you didn't
ever say you were sorry.
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Nathan: It was implied!
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Pickles: I'd like to add to the
record that you're still not
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saying you're sorry.
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Nathan: You know that I
have an apology problem!
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[ Tires screech ]
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Get in the van!
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All of you!
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Toki: This doesn't looks goods!
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I'm scareds!
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Skwisgaar: Whats the [Bleep]
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Am we doings heres?
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Nathan: I don't know.
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I can see that you are confused as
to why I have brought you here.
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Well, ever since I accidentally
beheaded my band, I have grown
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tired of my women.
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So, the time has come
for a fresh crop.
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That is why I'm making you
girls part of my harem.
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Have you ever seen such
a wonderful pack of horny swans?
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No, sire.
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These filthy whores will no doubt
please you most satisfactorily.
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Well, that's enough chitchat.
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I now command you to take your
clothes off and suck my [Bleep]
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Pickles: What?
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Nathan: What?
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Pickles: There must be some mistake, your --
Silence!
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Murderface: I have a mustache!
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Lower your gaze, woman!
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Nathan: We are not ladies.
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Listen to my voice.
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"Not ladies"?
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Skwisgaar: We ams a famous
band called Dethkloks.
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[ Both whispering indistinctly ]
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If you are indeed the great
Dethklok, then you will be
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spared if you can play a
brand-new song that no one has
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ever heard before.
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Otherwise, you will still
have to suck my [Bleep]
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Pickles: You hear that, Nathan?
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We've got to write a brand-new
song right here on the spot.
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Nathan: Pickles, you
know I'm low on ideas.
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Pickles: I am not gonna
suck this guy's [Bleep]
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Skwisgaar: Me neither.
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Nathans, come on.
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Nathan: I don't want
to write another song.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Zipper unzips ]
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? Walking, bleeding ?
307
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? lurching, seething ?
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? dying from the dawn of time ?
309
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? fester weakling ?
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? cursed like a demon ?
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? to walk this earth alive ?
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? chaste and cast out ?
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? waiting to blast out ?
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? a life lived patronized ?
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? liberation ?
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? blackened evasion ?
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? Scythe and Medea ?
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? punishment is near ?
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? I see you ?
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? I curse you ?
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? to feel my heart ?
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? I hate you ?
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? I am you ?
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? doomed to this earth ?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:53,372
This sounds like the work of a
desperate coked-out lunatic.
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Dick: Uh-huh.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And?
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What I'm telling you is this
music is not gonna work, but
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your engineering is pretty
outstanding, and I need an
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00:11:00,261 --> 00:11:02,062
engineer, so you're
hired if you want.
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Dick: I knew you'd come around!
335
00:11:03,348 --> 00:11:05,354
Give me a -- ooooooh!
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00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:09,189
Here come that pukey feeling.
Always happens.
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? How can you still be alive?
338
00:11:12,893 --> 00:11:14,805
? How can you still be... ?
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00:11:27,079 --> 00:11:31,629
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