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And the harvest did dry and wither,
and the sun did cease to shine.
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The hour of forebodement
was upon us.
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Six months have passed since
a bizarre series of storms
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rippled across the globe and
destroyed Dethklok's album.
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Most are holding the band
responsible for the world's
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economy plummeting into what is now
becoming known as the Dethcession.
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In response, the band has
decided to sponsor a series of
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county fairs in America's
heartland in hopes of raising
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morale and, more
importantly, revenue.
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The first dethfair will
be in the birthplace of
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pickles the drummer--
Tomahawk, Wisconsin.
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What's going on, Tomahawk?!
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Okay.
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Uh, welcome to the
very first dethfair.
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I don't know if you heard, but we're
going to play a free concert.
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Free?
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Are we really playing f-- Where
are we playing a free con-- So,
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we brought some pretty
cool stuff for the fair.
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Like, there's a pirate ship with
Somali pirates, who, uh, are
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gonna threaten to kill you.
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Yeah, we have a really big Dorito that
we're gonna see how fast you can eat it.
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Uh, we have an $80 million Ferrari wheel--
Ferris wheel made of Ferraris.
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Get off the stage and
get us a job, prick!
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We're losing our house!
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Well, if you guys are
all so pissed off, why don't you
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collectively kill yourselves?
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You're a jerk!
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What was I talking about?
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Oh [Bleep] this. I'm done.
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[Bleep] You!
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Boo!
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I think that went well.
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That was pretty goods.
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Mother, I've been
thinking about this for a long,
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long time, and in the past,
we've had a hard time relating.
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So, while I'm here, I'd like us to grow
closer as mother and son and maybe--
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I am so disappointed in you.
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Okay. Why?
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Because you've managed to
ruin the economy, and you don't
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even have a real job.
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Your job is a joke!
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You want to know who I respect?
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People with honest careers--
Carpenters, dentists, realtors,
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people who break their backs
to feed their families.
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You-- You're spoiled.
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Spoiled?!
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I'll tell you who's spoiled--
My [Bleep] servants.
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Those guys are assholes!
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It's difficult for real,
honest people to have to be
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around overpaid, out-of-touch
celebrities like you.
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Until you know what it's like to
be a real person, to have a real
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job, I'm afraid we'll never
have a real relationship.
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♪ Tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! ♪
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Guys, it's important
America sees you being hands-on
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at this fair, okay?
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And, pickles, I have that, uh,
real-estate license for you.
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What ams
real-estates license?
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It ams like
license to drives a house.
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Drives a house!
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My mom is right, all right?!
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This is a fantasy that we're
living in-- a [Bleep] fantasy!
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And I can't impress her no
matter how much money I make,
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and I realize that it's because
I don't have a real job!
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Pickles, calm down!
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It's true!
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Your mom is a bitch!
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You should tell her to
go [Bleep] herself.
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Whoa, back up!
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You do not just say
that to me about my mom!
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Uh, Pickle?
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Yes?
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You should tell
your moms to go [Bleep] herself.
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Just b--
This is my family!
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Yeah, the family that you hate!
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And you also calls
thems assholes all the times.
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Yeah. Uh, whoa!
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Okay, maybe I do,
but you know what?
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I'm starting to think that
we're the assholes!
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Pickles... us?
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Yes!
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And that's why I'm going
to go sell cars.
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You mean houses.
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Yeah.
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It appears as if pickles,
drummer, is becoming a realtor.
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Here to speak further is
Dethklok economist Dr. Richard
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Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj.
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Dr. Richard Reinhold
Rnawighiwowpj?
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Due to the Dethcession, people
are making desperate choices.
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For example, in the world of
rock 'n' roll, some stars are
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becoming dental assistants,
paralegals, EMTs, and IT techs.
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In this case, pickles
the drummer has been
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frightened into becoming a
scheming, deceptive realtor.
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Ugh.
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But even worse is the reason
behind pickles' social demotion
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into the repugnance of
realty-- His mother.
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Pickles has never known the
satisfaction of having his
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mother's approval for
anything he's ever done.
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Not even being in the biggest
entertainment act in the known
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universe is enough for her.
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She sees her son pickles as a
grotesque loser while she
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applauds her sad, underachieving son
Seth for the most infantile victories.
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Is she a miserable hag
threatened by pickles' success?
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Perhaps.
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But pickles will never be free of
her abject disapproval until
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he, in one way or another, instructs
her to go and [Bleep] herself.
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The loss of the
Dethklok album has hurt us more
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than we thought, master.
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It's time we take
Falconback into our own hands.
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All right, everyone
know what they're doing?
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Yeah, we ams going
to builds the dethfairs and
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redeems ourselves to idiots.
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And, pickles, you're
gonna sell those three-bedroom
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shacks to poor people
like a regular dildo.
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We're going to
put the little sign out front!
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Everybody, shut up,
because-- Check it out-- I'm
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gonna be good at it, so
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You and [Bleep] you [Bleep]
you, [Bleep] you!
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You guys need a house?
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So, what do you think
of this great house?
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We love it!
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Yes, it is perfect.
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Okay.
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Well, the asking price
is $200,000, so--
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Oh well, we
don't have any money.
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Uh-oh!
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Looks like we're both trying
to sell the same house!
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That's fun!
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Unh! Unh! Unh! Ohh!
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Oh, don't worry
about that dog [Bleep]
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That's from the previous owner.
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That'll come right
off your shoes.
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Is this the basement?
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Yeah. Go on in.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Look at me!
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I'm the worst realtor
in the world!
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Oh, mother!
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I'm just not very good
at being a realtor!
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That's right, pickles.
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Yare the worst
realtor in the world!
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Mother?!
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You can't do anything right.
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You can't even sell one house.
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Mother, you better back off.
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I knew you were worthless
from the beginning!
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You failed as a realtor!
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It's not my fault!
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And even when they do want to buy a
house, they don't got any money!
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I got money, and I'm a realtor!
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I got money and cheap houses!
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And I need to sell the houses.
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And I got money to buy them.
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Wait a minute.
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Hold on.
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Mother!
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The sleeper has awakened!
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Now that I stand back and
look, we got a lot of good rides.
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Like, the, uh, cephalic
annihilator's pretty cool.
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Bilateral executioner
looks pretty cool.
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The scrotal hanger's
looking good.
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The scrotal hanger's awesome!
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The house of ancient torture
devices-- That's pretty cool.
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And also the Kitty Kats Petting
Zoo is really comings together!
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Hey, uh, what's going on?
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Is everything okay?
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Well, as you know,
Pickles has gotten rather adept
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at being a realtor, and I worry
that if he continues to try to
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get his mother's approval, it could
interfere with the future of Dethklok.
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One cannot serve two
masters, Nathan.
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One cannot serve two masters.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's a tricky one.
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Oh, well.
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I'm sure it'll be fine.
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Yeah, it'll be fine.
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Things in Tomahawk, Wisconsin,
appear to be changing for the better.
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Pickles the realtor was recently
awarded salesman of the week,
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selling more houses per capita
in the history of Wisconsin.
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And tonight, Dethklok gives their
first in a series of free
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shows to rebuild the economy.
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People of Tomahawk,
we have brought metal and
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economic strength back into your putrid,
blackened, midwestern hell world!
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Please enjoy the rides while we
sonically ejaculate onto your tits!
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♪ Mourning matron ♪
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♪ the harpy's breast ♪
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♪ the scowling raven ♪
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♪ you'll die unblessed ♪
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♪ patronizing ♪
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♪ you are obsessed ♪
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♪ the demon rising ♪
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♪ a ghost possessed ♪
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♪ go hide ♪
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♪ it's all you ever do ♪
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♪ resign ♪
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♪ the sickness is yours, too ♪
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♪ pass your shame down
through the years ♪
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♪ pay the toll
in bloody tears ♪
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♪ it'll find you ♪
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♪ it's gonna find you ♪
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♪ keep the poisoned
hate-filled fear ♪
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♪ spread the pain,
it's so severe ♪
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Pickles, you need to quit
this realtor bull [Bleep] and
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get back to making a new record
so we can all make money again!
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Wait a minute.
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You don't even care that I'm the best
regular jackoff realtor in the world?!
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[Bleep] That realtor crap!
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I want you to go back to plang
drums with your stupid band and
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fix the [Bleep] economy!
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You should go
tells your mother to go [Bleep] herself.
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You should tell your
mother to go [Bleep] herself.
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You should tell your
mother to go [Bleep] herself.
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Hey, mom...
Go [Bleep] yourself!
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