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Oooh, I think we stopped.
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One --
I gotta take a shit.
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Two --
fucking stupid Charles.
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Man there's nothing but
healthy food on this bus.
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I need like a pretzel,
just one taco...
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and gas station
nachos and pizza.
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What about that new
rock and roll diet
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weight loss
sponsorship?
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C'mon, man,
look at me.
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In shape.
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I comins with.
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Lets me get me jackets.
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Jackets is for pussies.
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Ow!
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Dude!
I gotta use the can!
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Let me in there!
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Can't help ya!
Occupado, dude!
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Oh nooooo!!!
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Guys, the bus is driving away!
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Somebodys calls de driver!
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Our Dethphones are
on the Dethbus!
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Come on, lets go!
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Wait for us!
Stop!
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Now what the fucks
are wes gonna do?
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I don't know.
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Hellllllllp!!
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Come on guys,
let's go to the forest.
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There's gotta be
a short cut.
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As long as we're moving,
we're good.
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TOKl:
I guess you knows what you're talkings about, right?
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Do me a favor
and have the Dethdriver
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do a head count of the boys.
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- Yes sir.
- Sir?
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I just have a weird feeling
that something --
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Sir Deth Driver just
did a headcount.
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The band-mates were left behind
at a gas station.
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They never notified the bus
driver that they were going in.
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- They're now missing.
- Get a chopper ready.
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You, 2375,
come with me.
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Yes sir.
But how did you know?
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They could freeze out there.
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We can't waste any time!
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Why didn't we bring
our jackets?!
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Dude, this is a humiliating way
to die.
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Huddled together
like a bunch of homos.
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Pickles we need to use each
other's body heat to stay alive.
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I'm telling you here.
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Ugh.
Just try not to get a boner.
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You try not to get
a boner from me!
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'Cause I'm getting
in good shape!
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Rock and Roll diet.
Losing weight.
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We're lost.
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We missed our bus
and we're dying in the snow
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because our manager is
"too busy."
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You're right!
This is HlS fault.
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Yeahs.
Dis ams HlS faults.
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CFO:
Guys!
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Stay right there, we're
sending down a ladder.
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Fuckin Offdensen.
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Fucks dats guy!
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily
ding dong tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! ?
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? I'll...teach you...
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to...rock... ?
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? Dethklok, Dethklok ?
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? Skwisgaar Skwigelf,
taller than a tree ?
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? Toki Wartooth,
not a bumblebee ?
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? William Murderface
Murderface Murderface ?
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? Pickles the drummer
doodily doo
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ding dong doodily
doodily doo ?
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? Nathan Explosion ?
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? ?
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PlCKLES:
What the hell happened out there? You!
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NATHAN:
Yeah, how did we get left behind?
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- Yeah!
- Ow!
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I just want to get warm.
I need more blanket.
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Look you were out there
for less than 15 minutes.
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God knows why
you ran into the woods
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and didn't stay
in the gas station.
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Well maybe we don't know
to go inside when it's cold.
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Yeah. Maybe we need someone
to tell us to do that!
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Where were you?
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Listen, I can't be there
every second of your life.
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I couldn't have made it
easier for you.
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I put food on the bus.
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All you have to do is eat
the food, stay on the bus,
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don't walk into the snow....
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cold....snow...
snow cones.
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Write this down.
"Snow cones."
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ASSlSTANT
Yes sir. Snow cones.
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Why are you talking
about snow cones?
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I'm freezing!
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And I practically
died, dammit!
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Gotta get more blanket!
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Aaaaahhhh!
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Great.
Now I lost my assistant.
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Man, I know
we screwed up and stuff
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but we're still palling
around this weekend, right?
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Yeah, we're still gonna
pal around, right?
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- All of us?
- Sorry, guys
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but I'm gonna have to go ahead
and cancel that.
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Too much work to do.
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Israel concert
and everything...
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Sorry.
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I'll make it up to you.
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I still can't believe Charles
blew us off to work.
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I mean, he totally
rejected us.
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Yeah, he did totally
reject us.
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I know.
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We're the fucking biggest
death metal band of all time.
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You don't reject us...
to work!
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I know!
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We planned this weekend in Syria
for a long time!
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I knoooow!
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Yeah, and nows we got
to do its alones.
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It's a downer!
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Looking at each other's
stupid faces.
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I know! And we are sick
of each other.
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I know!
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I think that was
the first time
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we ever got rejected
for anything.
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Yeah.
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It feels bad...
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Well at least we gots
a couple days
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to hangs out with our olds pal,
Abdul Malik!
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That guys cans party!
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Yeah.
I guess that's cool.
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Sir, your new
Assistant manager has arrived.
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- Very well.
- Sir, I am Fifty-Seven Twen--
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Uh huh. You've been trained,
fully vetted
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and former identity erased.
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Your life will be at risk daily,
etc., and you should know
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that all of my previous
assistants
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have died long,
painful deaths.
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- Yes, sir.
- Alright.
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Sir, your video conference is
scheduled to commence.
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Very good.
You-- watch and learn.
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This is some of the most
important and lucrative business
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I will have conducted
up to this point.
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Put him on.
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Hello Charles, and let me say
how much of a pleasure it is
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to be uniting Saul's Sno Cones
and Dethklok.
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And we followed your
design to a tee
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and think they
turned out great.
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And they taste great!
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WOMAN:
Dethkones.
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Icy and brutal!
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Wonderful.
Send us 70 million units.
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Seriously?
70 million?
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Bye! 8422?
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Where are we with the concert
in lsrael?
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Pre-sales sold out in minutes.
400,000 seats.
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Very well.
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Yes sir, we have
a conference call
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with the local promoters
at 14:00.
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Good, advance the venue
in the meantime.
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And I'll check with the concert
and pre pro.
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Yes sir.
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Pardon me sir, did you just buy
$70 million dollars worth of--
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Yeah.
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Boys!
What a great weekend!
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Dude, thanks for hosting us!
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It's nice to have someone
to pal around with
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who isn't too busy.
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Yeah.
That's the truth!
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Yeah thanks Abduls!
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Ow!
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Well, you guys are crazy!
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And boy you sure can drink!
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Oh thanks Abdul!
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Seriously guys I can't wait
for the show in Syria.
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We're gonna start promoting it
if you guys are cool!
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Oh yeah that's right.
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We got drunk and did heroin
and stuff
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and said we'd book
a gig in Syria.
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I remember now.
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- Uhhhh...
- Yeah let's do it.
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Uhhh guys, are you sure?
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I mean, Charles usually books
the gigs, you know.
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Yeah but he's not heres,
agains!
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So we can does
what we wants...
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Well uhhh hard to say
what to do...
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Too much work.
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Israel concert
and everything...
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Uh I don't see what could be bad
about booking a gig in Syria.
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Israel concert and everything...
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So I'm going to go ahead and say
"let's book it!"
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- Do it!
- Promotes it!
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Yeah do it!
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Ah, you guys,
thank you so much.
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Syria's gonna lose
their mind-balls!
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I love it!
I gotta run.
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I'll see you soon!
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Yeah, see ya later, Abdul!
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Yeah, we just booked a gig!
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That dude is the real deal.
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Aah!
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Managing this band
is the hardest thing
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you'll ever do in your life.
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You won't be thanked
for your work.
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No one will remember
your birthday.
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People will take you
for granted.
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And like I said -- your life
will be in constant danger.
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You'll ask yourself,
"Why do I do this?"
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And ultimately,
you'll know --
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that it simply
needs to be done.
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It's the most rewarding thing
you'll ever do.
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It's something worth
dying for.
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Sir, the United Nations would
like you to call them.
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Oh. Generally it's not good
to receive a phone call
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from the United Nations.
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Hi, I'm William Murderface
and I may look
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a little heavy right now,
but that won't last too long
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because I'm on
the Rock and Roll diet.
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Soon I'll be slipping
into my skinny shorts
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with ripped up abs
and rocking biceps!
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So stay tuned
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and watch my fat melt off
of my body
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to reveal the me that I've
always wanted to be!
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The Rock and Roll Diet--
Get on it!
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Hey.
Why'd the TV turn off?
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Did you...
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book a gig in Syria...
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without telling me?
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Uhhhhh.
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Why are you yelling at us?
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They're calling it
DoubleDeth Jeopardy
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The double booked
Dethklok gig
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between lsrael and Syria.
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The world waits
with baited breath
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hoping that this ticking time
bomb can be disarmed.
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REPORTER #2:
Charles Offdensen is expected to meet
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with the United Nations soon.
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You double booked a gig
on the exact same day
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with Syria and lsrael!
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Who are bitter enemies!!
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- You ams pissed offs because--
- Because we're fat.
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We didn't know we were doing
something bad
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because you weren't there!
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I mean, can't we cancel it?
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No. We can't cancel it.
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Nice work, guys.
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Oh no, we blew it!
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How could we
have been so stupid?
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There's something bigger
to think about...
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our manager finally
hates us.
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Now the question is --
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how do we avoid starting
World War lll?
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00:09:34,557 --> 00:09:36,684
Now, gentlemen, we're in quite
a predicament.
255
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,694
Normally, when Dethklok
performs a show,
256
00:09:38,762 --> 00:09:41,424
the local economy flourishes,
jobs are created,
257
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,056
and even though there
is potential damage
258
00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:44,100
and minor physical harm,
259
00:09:45,969 --> 00:09:47,732
everyone makes money,
everyone is happy,
260
00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,396
and everyone is
entertained.
261
00:09:49,472 --> 00:09:51,269
But since the double booking
of the gig
262
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,172
between Syria and lsrael,
263
00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:55,177
acts of terror, vandalism, and
threats of nuclear warfare
264
00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:57,736
have arisen in the media.
265
00:10:01,051 --> 00:10:02,814
Now, if for some reason
I can't convince
266
00:10:02,886 --> 00:10:04,444
one of these countries
to reschedule,
267
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,456
we could be the cause
of World War lll...
268
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,321
which will hurt
record sales.
269
00:10:09,392 --> 00:10:11,826
And that's our bread and butter
they're fucking with.
270
00:10:11,895 --> 00:10:13,226
And the tallies are in!
271
00:10:13,296 --> 00:10:15,856
Worst beach body
of the decade goes to
272
00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:19,493
Dethklok's own tubby bassist,
William Murderface!
273
00:10:19,569 --> 00:10:21,400
That is so fucked up.
274
00:10:21,471 --> 00:10:22,836
It's not my fault!
275
00:10:22,906 --> 00:10:25,431
I'm struggling
with my Rock and Roll Diet!
276
00:10:25,508 --> 00:10:27,100
Murderface,
you're a huge fat pig
277
00:10:27,177 --> 00:10:28,838
because our manager
is too busy
278
00:10:28,912 --> 00:10:30,641
and you're overfeeding yourself
like a dumb animal.
279
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,840
PlCKLES:
You're fat because of neglect!
280
00:10:32,916 --> 00:10:34,247
NATHAN:
Yeah, it's neglect.
281
00:10:34,317 --> 00:10:35,284
Yuh, you ams faaaat.
282
00:10:35,351 --> 00:10:37,512
- You're like a manatee.
- Yeah, a manatee.
283
00:10:37,587 --> 00:10:39,487
You're right.
This is his fault.
284
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,784
Fucking Offdensen.
285
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,586
And Toki, you've been
hitting people a lot.
286
00:10:42,659 --> 00:10:44,388
You know, I don't think
he can hear me.
287
00:10:44,461 --> 00:10:46,156
Toki you're all
finished now!
288
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,424
- Okays. Sees yous guys later!
- Goodbye.
289
00:10:48,498 --> 00:10:49,829
PlCKLES:
Toki's hitting people again!
290
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,628
Toki, no!
Don't hit!
291
00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:53,794
NATHAN:
He's hitting again. He's hit-- Ow!
292
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,804
Dammit, Charles.
293
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,533
He better do something
about us.
294
00:10:57,607 --> 00:10:59,837
Our bass player is fat,
Toki's a chronic hitter.
295
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,309
I mean, we're all starting
to act like assholes
296
00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:04,539
in our own way.
297
00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:12,644
We've heard
from both parties
298
00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:15,122
and we're sad to say that
we cannot reach a conclusion
299
00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:17,751
in regards to moving either
of the two concerts.
300
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,294
Now listen.
301
00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:21,125
It's in our best interest
to satisfy both parties
302
00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:22,323
to the best of my ability.
303
00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:24,366
For that I may need a little
patience on yo-
304
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,696
(Dethphone rings)
305
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,633
Sorry.
306
00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:29,695
I may need a little patience
as I iron out the-
307
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,364
Sir? It's Dethklok.
308
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,341
Tell them that I'll have
to return their phone call.
309
00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:34,740
They claim that
it's rather urgent.
310
00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:35,903
Urgent?
Very well.
311
00:11:35,979 --> 00:11:38,038
I'm very sorry.
312
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,014
Uh, guys I'm in a meeting with
the United Nations right now.
313
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:44,543
PlCKLES:
Toki hit me in the arm and it really hurt.
314
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,612
I'm trying to solve
the lsrael-Syrian issue
315
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:47,883
with the UN right now.
316
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,619
Hey, it's Nathan.
He hit me too.
317
00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:52,388
And he keeps on
hitting all of us.
318
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,191
Well maybe if you told-
319
00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:56,027
MURDERFACE:
Hey! Hey!
320
00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:58,192
- Mm hmm..?
- It's William.
321
00:11:58,268 --> 00:11:59,758
Yes.
322
00:11:59,836 --> 00:12:01,201
I was just standing there
323
00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:04,035
and Toki walks up
and slaps me hard.
324
00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:05,574
Really hard on the back!
325
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,940
and I didn't do
anything to provoke him.
326
00:12:08,011 --> 00:12:09,535
SWlSGAAR:
Neithers dids any of us!
327
00:12:09,612 --> 00:12:11,944
And now I gots fucking welts
all overs my arms!
328
00:12:12,015 --> 00:12:13,107
Okay well listen--
329
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:15,617
MURDERFACE:
And the TV news called me fat!
330
00:12:15,685 --> 00:12:18,654
- Okay, guys...
- Yes?
331
00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:20,211
I'm really busy right now.
332
00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:22,121
In the meantime,
try to tell Toki
333
00:12:22,192 --> 00:12:23,625
that you don't appreciate
being hit.
334
00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:25,160
NATHAN:
You tell him!
335
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,822
He won't listen to us.
We know he won't.
336
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,489
MURDERFACE:
No, he won't. You have to do it.
337
00:12:29,566 --> 00:12:30,692
Okay when I get home,
338
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:31,859
before dinner
I'll talk to him, okay?
339
00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:33,232
I just can't
do it right now.
340
00:12:33,303 --> 00:12:34,770
- I'm in the middle of--
- No now!
341
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,170
We're watching you on TV
we'll know if you don't!
342
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:40,937
- Yeah, you're on C-SPAN!
- You're not doing it!
343
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,137
My apologies,
ladies and gentlemen
344
00:12:43,213 --> 00:12:45,044
of the United Nations.
345
00:12:45,114 --> 00:12:47,548
I have to...
make a quick phone call.
346
00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:48,447
Toki.
347
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,921
One moment.
348
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:53,819
Hello, Toki?
349
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:55,653
TOKl:
Hi, you've reached the phones of Toki Wartooths...
350
00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:57,090
Voicemail.
351
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,424
I'm not homes right nows
but listens very carefullys
352
00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:01,190
to these
following instructions --
353
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:03,664
After you hears a beep,
please leaves a detailed message
354
00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:06,167
on who's you are
and what you'd likes
355
00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:08,397
to talk
to Toki Wartooths about--
356
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:09,335
(beeeeeep)
357
00:13:09,405 --> 00:13:12,306
REPORTER:
After a long session, an agreement has been reached.
358
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,503
Dethklok has no choice
but to play two gigs at once!
359
00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:19,309
STAMPlNGSTON
Dethklok has double booked a gig between lsrael and Syria
360
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,213
and could bring about
the biggest war in years.
361
00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:22,376
Vader Orlag?
362
00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:25,216
But in the hot seat is
Charles Offdensen.
363
00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:26,983
He's proven to be a master
accountant, manager,
364
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,887
Iegal counsel,
and negotiator,
365
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,791
who's even managed to negotiate
his way out of death.
366
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,988
A short time ago he was
believed to be dead.
367
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,157
He reappeared 9 months later
368
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:41,397
just as the band was about
to throw their careers away.
369
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:43,268
But the question remains --
370
00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:45,807
Why did he fake his death?
371
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,536
Where was he during
those nine months?
372
00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:50,275
You're mine now!
373
00:13:55,885 --> 00:13:58,149
I need you to kill me.
374
00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:00,280
He saw me.
375
00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:02,290
And lived.
376
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:04,826
Could he know...
377
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:06,384
who I am?
378
00:14:06,462 --> 00:14:07,292
No, Master. Impossible.
379
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,831
Offdensen's disappearance
coincides
380
00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:17,896
with the commencement
of the Falconback Project.
381
00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:20,374
We have to consider
the possiblity
382
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,604
that he could have
knowledge.
383
00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,170
Impossible! No one other
than the people in this room
384
00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:26,613
know of its existence.
385
00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:29,413
This information is top secret
and highly guarded.
386
00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:31,350
If he were anywhere
near the premises
387
00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:32,945
he'd have been hunted down.
388
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,421
Yes General...
389
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:37,288
But no one hunts
for a dead man.
390
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,624
The dead man.
391
00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:41,186
Dead man.
392
00:14:41,264 --> 00:14:43,198
The dead man.
393
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:44,392
The dead
man.
394
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,627
The dead man!
395
00:14:45,702 --> 00:14:47,636
The dead
man!
396
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:49,672
The dead man!
397
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,732
To satisfy both parties
we're forced to spend
398
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,438
a great deal of money developing
new concert technology.
399
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,480
Now it's true, trying to perform
in two places at once
400
00:14:58,548 --> 00:14:59,412
will put us in the red.
401
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,779
And the only way
to make it back
402
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,784
will be a super concession
double blow out.
403
00:15:02,852 --> 00:15:04,820
We need to create a scenario
wherein we can sell
404
00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:07,378
as many Dethkones
as humanly possible.
405
00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:08,856
WOMAN:
Dethkones.
406
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:10,950
Icy and brutal!
407
00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:12,460
Believe it or not gentlemen,
408
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:14,792
snowcones could very well
save our asses.
409
00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:15,694
Snow cones...and merch.
410
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,828
Here's a fun little video that
will explain everything.
411
00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:22,837
Hey folks,
it's me Facebones.
412
00:15:22,905 --> 00:15:25,339
(stuttering)
413
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:27,876
What happened to
the Facebones thing?
414
00:15:27,944 --> 00:15:29,434
Guys, I'm trying to work here.
415
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,141
What?
We're just trying to help you!
416
00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:38,918
Go away.
417
00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:40,922
The five of you are
the cause of all of this.
418
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:43,424
I want you out
of my sight...now.
419
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:45,927
Go. GO!
420
00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:49,089
But what about-- I thought we
were gonna hang out...
421
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:53,659
Get out of here!
422
00:15:53,736 --> 00:15:55,431
NATHAN:
Guys, I think it's pretty clear
423
00:15:55,505 --> 00:15:57,530
that our manager doesn't care
about us anymore.
424
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,632
And Murderface, I mean,
425
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,143
you're getting really,
really, really fat.
426
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,679
It's kind of the final nail
in the coffin.
427
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:06,180
I know we don't know
what to do right now
428
00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:08,877
with all these big, huge
problems like making messes,
429
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:11,351
not cleaning up after
ourselves and you know,
430
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:13,514
potentially starting
World War lll,
431
00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:15,250
I'm gonna suggest
that we do something
432
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:19,590
we've never done before.
433
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,362
Something doesn't feel right.
434
00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:27,266
Can you do a head count
of the boys?
435
00:16:27,336 --> 00:16:29,201
Sire, they don't appear
to be on the premises.
436
00:16:29,272 --> 00:16:30,671
- What do you mean?
- They're gone.
437
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,002
Sire, they've left this note.
438
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,167
NATHAN:
We've run away.
439
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,232
They've run away.
440
00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:36,938
And it appears
as if they've left
441
00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:38,002
without any jackets
or credit cards.
442
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,741
How are we supposed to do a show
if there's no band?
443
00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:42,649
- lt'll be a war!
- You let me worry about that.
444
00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:46,119
I'm gonna go find them
myself.
445
00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:51,183
? ?
446
00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,724
I'm sorry I've been so busy
447
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,894
and I see what that's done
to all of you.
448
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,428
I want you to know,
you're all very important.
449
00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:39,475
To me.
450
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,702
And Toki,
451
00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:43,939
you don't need to hit people
to get their attention.
452
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:46,481
Everybody likes you,
thinks you're really cool.
453
00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:48,847
I think you're really cool.
454
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:51,614
Uh..there, there...
455
00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:53,587
uh huh...
456
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,590
But there's a bigger matter
at hand.
457
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,092
We have the opportunity to save
thousands of lives.
458
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,287
But I can't do it alone.
459
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,760
We're good to go.
460
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,461
We're on in four,
three, two...
461
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,130
There's a problem!
462
00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:46,503
It's not working, sir!
463
00:18:46,576 --> 00:18:49,306
Just reboot it...
464
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,474
Try it again.
465
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,202
It's still not working!
466
00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:18,740
Dammit!
467
00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:21,242
Performance sequence
initiated.
468
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:29,684
? ?
469
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,301
? We are
the dark and the light ?
470
00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:49,099
? We are the dark
and the light ?
471
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,401
? We have the power
of time ?
472
00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:54,170
? We have
the power of time ?
473
00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:56,837
? We are the serpents
of twine ?
474
00:19:56,912 --> 00:19:59,278
? We are the serpents
of twine ?
475
00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:00,872
? The galaxy will... ?
476
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,417
Turn up the heat.
477
00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:03,850
We're gonna sell
some Dethcones!
478
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:06,683
? This is the beginning ?
479
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,883
? This is
the beginning ?
480
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,552
? This is the beginning ?
481
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,959
? This is
the beginning ?
482
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:16,430
? This is the beginning ?
483
00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:19,024
? This is
the beginning ?
484
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:21,467
? This is the beginning ?
485
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:24,062
(indistinct)
486
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,608
? This is the beginning ?
487
00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:29,042
? This is
the beginning ?
488
00:20:29,111 --> 00:20:31,636
? This is the beginning ?
489
00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:34,239
? This is
the beginning ?
490
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,784
? This is the beginning ?
491
00:20:36,852 --> 00:20:39,286
? This is
the beginning ?
492
00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:41,823
? This is the beginning ?
493
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:55,464
? ?
494
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,128
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