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I do cocaine!
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? ?
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? (indistinct) ?
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GUARD:
Rockstein!
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Leonard Rockstein?
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Kuh kuh kuh.
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A kuh kuh kuh!
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INMATE:
Hey Rockso, fuck you!
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Ugh.
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Toki.
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Oh thank God, you gotta get
Dr. Rockso outta here.
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I can't tell you what they're
doing to me in the joint!
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Shuts up Rockso.
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You has beens a constant source
of diskappoinksaments.
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Gugug gug guh-
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Enoughs!
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Evers since I knows yous
you acts likes a dildos.
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And yous used to bes a greats
rock and roll clowns!
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You used to bes a STAR!
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But looks at you now.
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You're like a dogs
whats bloated
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and rottings
on the sides of the roads.
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Likes a turds in a toilets
ins an abandons buildings
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whats no ones even flushes.
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Likes a dead whore
whats the police
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won't even investigate
'cause no ones cares!
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Okay baby,
I get the idea.
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Buts dens I realized.
Dats it.
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You amments ons tops and dats
why you has slumps
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to de bottoms of garbage.
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You needs to be
backs on tops, Rockso.
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Im's going to bails you out
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and helps you reforms
your old band
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Zazzblammymatazz!
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily
ding dong tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily
ding dong tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! ?
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? I'll...teach you...
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to...rock... ?
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? Dethklok, Dethklok ?
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? Skwisgaar Skwigelf,
taller than a tree ?
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? Toki Wartooth,
not a bumblebee ?
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? William Murderface
Murderface Murderface ?
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? Pickles the drummer
doodily doo ?
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ding dong doodily
doodily doo?
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? Nathan Explosion ?
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? ?
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TOKl:
I am prouds to announce de officials reunions
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of ZazzBlammymatazz.
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De firsts in overs 20 years!
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How do you plan on paying
for the concert?
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Huh? Uh um...
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I don't knows actually.
Hows did I pays for dis?
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You, uh, used the Dethklok
vacation fund.
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That's how you funded
Rockso's reunion.
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I dids?
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Oh, I means, I dids!
Yeah!
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Wait wait, Toki used
his portion
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of the vacation
fund, right?
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Uh, all of it.
Your vacation is gone.
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Right, right. I hear you.
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Soooooo what
about our vacation?
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Yeah, what about
our vacation?
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Uh, talk to Toki.
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Hey Toki, what about
our vacation?
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Pickles.
It's gone.
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That's what
I'm trying to tell you.
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What about the trip though?
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I mean Disneyland?
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Then Euro-Disney
and then Asia-Disney?
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It was a complicated multi-
faceted trip
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with our big eared pal,
Mickey!
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Well, it is not happening.
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You're gonna have
to stay here.
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Toki! Why did you spend
our vacation money?
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Guys!
Looks don't worries!
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Alls we gots to does is sells
a bunch of tickets,
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makes sure Dr. Rockso
performs,
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and dens we makes
our money backs,
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and thens we goes
on vacations! Easy!
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You think this is
the first time
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that group of fucking clowns
has tried to reunite?
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Whats do you means?
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There was that one time
they almost reunited
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but Rockso drank
a bunch of acid
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right before
they went onstage
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and spent the whole night
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spraying some lady
with huge tits
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in the front row
with a big spraying thing
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and they didn't even
play one song.
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Cancelled.
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Then there was that one time
they were supposed to reunite
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but Rockso,
the night before, smuggled
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Iike 20 condoms worth of cocaine
into his intestines.
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Then he ate some
super spicy Mexican food
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and the condoms melted
and he ODed
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and he couldn't perform.
Cancelled.
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There was that one time they
were about to reunite
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and Rockso borrowed
$20 million from that
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Ecuadorian drug cartel
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and they were like,
"Give us our money back,"
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and he was like, "No, I'm not
giving you your money back,"
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and they were like, "Well, we're
going to shoot you,"
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and he was like,
"Well, fine. Shoot me."
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And they shot him.
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Now he pees
out the side of his dick.
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And, uh, they
cancelled the show.
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So...
that's what I heard...
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Yeah...I heard that.
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Guys!
Don'ts worries.
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I knows Rockso.
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Dis times its gonna
be different!
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Toki, there is something
wrong with you.
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You're right!
You're fucked in the head
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to continue helping
dat fucking clown.
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By God in heaven
I hate that clown.
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He is shit personified.
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Toki, we should have
a professional look at you.
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Fines with mes but mentallys
I ams healthys as a horse.
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(screams)
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Oh gods.
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Oh! Oh goooods!
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Why is Toki screaming?
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Oh, well that ams
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a bicentennials quarters
on the ground
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right there, isn't it?
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Toki has an unnatural fear
of Bicentennial quarters.
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No other currency.
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He just fucking freaks out,
I mean.
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So I've prescribed him some
medical "calm down juice"
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to help him rest,
catch some fucking Z's...
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just fuckin hangin' out now.
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Anyway we need to you
to find out
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what's wrong with him.
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What the fuck is it with him
and that clown?
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For that I will need
total concentration.
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I'm going to attempt to rock
talk into Toki's mind.
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Now Toki,
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I know that
you can hear me.
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It's Dr. Twinkletits.
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(whimpers)
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That's it...
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That's it...
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Hear me Toki...
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I hears you.
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Take me back.
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Take me away
from all this
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into your childhood.
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I was just a boy.
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Helpings des familys
with de daily chores.
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Liftings de rocks
and arrangings dems.
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Makins sure de fire woods
am stacked symmetricls.
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Sweepins de snow.
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A lots wents
intos a days works.
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I was happy.
I loveds my life.
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Buts occasionally I woulds
makes mistakes
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and has to be punisheds.
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I spents so manys days
in my childhoods years
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in de
punishments hole.
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But whats my parents
didn't knows
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dats I hads a friends
with me.
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A friends who
listeneds to me
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and kepts me safe.
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As longs as my friends was dere
nobodys could hurts me.
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Ka-ka--
I love you!
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I loves yous too, clown.
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Yeeechk.
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Ticket sales are slumping
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for the Zazzblammymatazz
reunion show
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and paying the price is
financial backer, Dethklok.
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How do you sell tickets
to a show
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that no one believes
will ever happen?
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I don't know...
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Good luck, fellas!
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Here's what I know.
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Toki's not using
his brain,
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he's making decisions
with his dumb gay heart
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so we gotta step up
and take over this stupid
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fucking
ZazzBlammymatazz project.
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But nobody's gonna buy
any tickets
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'cause the world
doesn't believe
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they're actually
gonna reunite!
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Maybe I can help.
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If you like I can book a press
junket that will generate
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so much heat, it'll make
your head spin.
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But it's up
to all of you.
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Look there's nothing I hate more
than that fucking clown,
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but there isn't anything
I won't do
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to hang out
with Mickey Mouse!
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? ?
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Now listens Rockso.
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We needs to
takes dis seriously
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and sells des peoples
on de ideas
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that dis concerts reallys
gonna happens!
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Now gets in theres
and dos a greats job!
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I think Dr. Rockso knows
what he's doing
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when it comes to promoting
rock-ka-ka roll, baby!
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INTERVlEWER:
I'm sitting here with Leonard Rockstein
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AKA Dr. Rockso,
the Rock-n-Roll clown.
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Thank you, Dr. Rockso,
for being with us.
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Cocaine!
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INTERVlEWER:
Thanks for your bravery
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considering what
we're about to discuss.
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Dr. Rockso, what you
don't know is
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that we've uncovered
the never-before-told story
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of your horrible demise.
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A story of loss.
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A story of a broken heart.
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Let's go back to 1 981,
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Zazzblammymatazz
is on top of the world
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on a huge US tour.
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But you made a little pit stop
in Texas.
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Guys, Texas doesn't take any
fucking shit, alright?
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They do NOT like
Rock-n-Roll clowns.
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Oh, man, Rockso's gonna be
on his best b-b-behavior!
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INTERVlEWER:
You met a girl there.
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A girl named Dory McLean.
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ROCKSO:
Dory McLean.
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INTERVlEWER:
The love of your life.
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In fact, you wrote
this song about her --
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"Dory McLean
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and she only fourteen
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She gonna suck it all night
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She a sweet sucking queen."
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And that was no joke.
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Dory McLean was
indeed 14 years old.
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You had sexual encounters
with a 14-year-old minor.
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Word got out.
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You became the chief target
for local police
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and they wanted
your blood.
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Your only way out
was to disappear.
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You gave up
everything you had.
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You gave up
your music, the band.
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You gave up
the girl that you loved.
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You gave up your soul.
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And now you sit
before us
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a worthless piece of shit.
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Folks, we'll be
right back with more
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Dr. Rockso,
the rock and roll clown.
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And we're out.
Great job, everybody!
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Thanks so much!
Great work!
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Can I get a water?
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Rockso can't do this.
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It's too much!
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I ka-ka-ka-ka-quit!
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Noooooo!!!!
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The comeback concert
of the decade is happening.
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The tickets have
been sold.
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Dethklok put their necks out
on the line
253
00:10:44,094 --> 00:10:45,994
for an old has-been
rock and roll clown.
254
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,053
But will he show?
Where is Dr. Rockso?
255
00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:50,122
Will he pull it together
after his breakdown
256
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,997
during his emotional
in depth interview?
257
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,865
Where the fuck
is that stupid clown!
258
00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:55,461
I mean, he just fucking
disappeared!
259
00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:57,028
He ams gones.
260
00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,165
Dissappeareds.
261
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,402
Likes a white falcons
in a snow storms.
262
00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:02,206
But guys he's gotta
do the show
263
00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:04,508
or we won't get
to go on vacation.
264
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,912
Oh, we're fucked.
I knew it!
265
00:11:05,982 --> 00:11:07,745
We just want to relax!
266
00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:08,977
Yeah, Tokis!??
267
00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:10,781
Has you gots anythings to says
abouts dis!
268
00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:13,220
Dis ams yours fault!
Hellooooos??
269
00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:15,951
Ams dere anysbodies in dere?
270
00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:18,789
Aah!
271
00:11:20,964 --> 00:11:22,397
Aaaahh!
272
00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:24,456
Looks like we gotta
scalp tickets.
273
00:11:24,534 --> 00:11:27,128
It's the only way we're gonna
make our vacation money back.
274
00:11:27,203 --> 00:11:29,296
Uh, I mean, uh,
what I mean -- uh, nothing.
275
00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:31,966
- Scalping tickets?
- Uhhh Nope.
276
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:33,565
Are you planning on
scalping tickets?
277
00:11:33,643 --> 00:11:34,735
No...fuck off.
278
00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:35,835
I mean, I mean, uh,
how's it going?
279
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:36,742
What's up?
280
00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:38,371
I mean...
is that a new suit?
281
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,745
Guys, scalping tickets
is illegal
282
00:11:39,816 --> 00:11:40,908
and it's stealing
from yourself.
283
00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:42,417
It might be in your best
interest to watch
284
00:11:42,485 --> 00:11:43,884
this short subject
285
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,750
on the ramifications
of ticket scalping.
286
00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:47,949
Please, uh, please watch.
287
00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:50,754
Hey folks, it's me,
Facebones
288
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:53,295
and I'm here today to talk
about ticket scalping!
289
00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:55,661
What's ticket scalping
anywho?
290
00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:56,892
It's when you take tickets
291
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,126
or buy 'em or steal 'em
and hoard 'em
292
00:11:58,201 --> 00:11:59,566
and sell 'em
at the last second
293
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,070
and hike up the price for your
own personal profit!
294
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,571
Who is a scalper?
295
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,972
A scalper could be
a big guy,
296
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:08,010
a lady,
your mom or dad,
297
00:12:08,077 --> 00:12:10,341
or a homeless guy just trying
to make enough money
298
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,779
to get a sandwich.
299
00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:14,316
But here's what we say
to scalpers
300
00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:15,214
at Dethklok shows --
301
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,687
That's scalping,
I'm Facebones!
302
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,584
Fuck that shit.
I'm scalpin' my ass off.
303
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,922
Scalpin's awesome!
304
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,052
So there you go,
305
00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:27,687
but I know you guys are worried
about Rockso so --
306
00:12:27,764 --> 00:12:29,629
Not worried about him.
307
00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,792
Worrying is fucking gay
and it's gross.
308
00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:34,632
We're concerned about what
he represents to us financially.
309
00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:36,228
Well, either way,
it's in your best interest
310
00:12:36,306 --> 00:12:39,104
to find the clown.
311
00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:50,015
NATHAN:
Guys, you think it's okay we left Toki at home
312
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,781
while we go
looking for Rockso?
313
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:55,255
PlCKLES:
Yeah, he'll be fine.
314
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,956
Guys, what if Toki never comes
out of his punishment hole?
315
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,326
What?
You means musically?
316
00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:03,126
We'll be fines.
317
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,133
Look, he's in our band,
we've got to help him.
318
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,227
Well if we get Rockso back,
then we get Toki back.
319
00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,737
If you want to get
the clown back,
320
00:13:09,806 --> 00:13:11,068
then you've got to get
the girl back.
321
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,802
Dory McLean.
322
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,777
We can't go around chasing after
a 14-year-old girl.
323
00:13:16,846 --> 00:13:18,643
It will not look good.
324
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,182
We could get arrested.
325
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,649
Pickles, it's been
over 20 years.
326
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,743
She's a grown up now.
327
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,720
Listen, if you get
the girl back,
328
00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:26,846
you get the clown back.
329
00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:28,584
If you get the clown back,
you get to put on the show.
330
00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:30,319
Put on the show,
you get your money back
331
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,362
and then you get
to go on vacation!
332
00:13:33,429 --> 00:13:38,696
PlCKLES:
Wait a minute... how is she not 14 years old again?
333
00:13:38,768 --> 00:13:41,168
ROCKSO:
Ka-ka-hello? Hmmm...
334
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,364
Ka ka--
anybody home?
335
00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:44,497
Ka-ka...
336
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,439
Got a tanker of jet fuel
337
00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:48,568
ready to trade
for some-- Kaaaa!!!
338
00:13:48,645 --> 00:13:53,582
(screaming)
339
00:13:55,685 --> 00:14:00,452
They must had all died from
snorting this ka-ka-ka-- crap.
340
00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:03,356
Dr. Rockso cain't
have you lovin'.
341
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:07,362
No more throbbin' clown bone
in yo' wet oven,
342
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,022
no mo'.
343
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,725
No mo'.
344
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:16,261
Ka-ka--
Goodbye Dory McLean.
345
00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:19,570
? ?
346
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:22,372
Uh moga ba bo bo buuuuh.
347
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,208
Come and get
a little bit of this.
348
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,440
Check it out now.
349
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,312
I'm a elephant face
350
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:29,544
sucking on a big ole one
of these now.
351
00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:33,051
Oh, look out!
352
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,690
Aww, I just made
a mess all over.
353
00:14:38,761 --> 00:14:40,854
I'm monna kill you.
I'm monna kill you.
354
00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:42,795
He monna kill you.
355
00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:45,163
He monna
kill you.
356
00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:47,429
He monna kill you!!
357
00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:50,233
He monna kill you!
He monna kill you!
358
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,603
I'm monna kill you.
I'm monna kill you.
359
00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:53,869
I'm monna kill you.
I'm monna kill you.
360
00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,911
I'm monna kill you.
I'm monna kill you.
361
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,445
(stuttering)
362
00:14:57,513 --> 00:14:58,810
Cocaine!
363
00:14:58,881 --> 00:14:59,745
I'm ALlVE!
364
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,113
Yeah!
365
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:02,879
Rockso,
get your shit together.
366
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:05,580
You're coming with us
and I'll tell you why.
367
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,917
We found her.
368
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,650
Dory McLean is
coming to your show.
369
00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,454
And she wants to see you.
370
00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:13,017
She wanna see Dr. Rockso?
371
00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:14,461
After you perform.
372
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,225
Hey you guys, pack up
this fucking clown.
373
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,096
We got a show to go to.
374
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,068
PlCKLES:
Okay Rockso, we got you to the show,
375
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,128
we tracked down
the girl of your dreams
376
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,606
but now,
you gotta help us out.
377
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,667
By helping out
our friend, Toki.
378
00:15:28,745 --> 00:15:30,940
He needs the clown.
379
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,605
Needs that clowns.
380
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,775
Yeah.
Do it, fuckface.
381
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,478
Now let's get
to that scalpin'!
382
00:15:36,552 --> 00:15:38,179
Who needs a ticket?
383
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,812
Got two! Got two!
384
00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:41,823
Hey you! You need tickets
to the show?
385
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,153
Why don't you fuck off
dickface?
386
00:15:43,226 --> 00:15:45,626
Dickface?
Do I look like a dickface?
387
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,889
No comment.
388
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:52,492
I can't sell any of these
fucking tickets.
389
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:53,933
Franklin Mint?
390
00:15:58,307 --> 00:16:00,172
(disembodied voice)
The monster is coming.
391
00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:04,202
The monster is coming.
The monster is coming.
392
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,890
It's me.
Your ol' pal, Dr. Rockso!
393
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,435
I could never
leave you alone.
394
00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,527
We're best friends.
395
00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:31,402
We're best friends forever!
396
00:16:31,474 --> 00:16:32,805
Oh, Rockso you back!
397
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,775
That's right,
ka-ka-ka-- baby!
398
00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:36,072
What's abouts de show?
399
00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:39,342
You don't think I'd do
that show without Toki?
400
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,975
Oh, Dr Rockso.
401
00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:43,279
TOKl:
Ladies and gentlesmans!
402
00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:46,719
Tonights it ams my honors
to gives to yous
403
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:48,450
the ultimates
in rocks and roll survivors.
404
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:53,427
For de first time
in over 20 years,
405
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,726
ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ!!!
406
00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:58,460
? Take a flight
up to China ?
407
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:02,061
? Up to Donna's
little wonderland ?
408
00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:05,596
? Two eyes
staring right at you ?
409
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:08,872
? Shooting white lightning
from her mammary glands ?
410
00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:14,214
? baby caught my eye ?
411
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:18,049
? I wanna snort those thighs ?
412
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,611
? Wanna sniff your soul ?
413
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,658
? Oooohhhh ?
414
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:25,751
? Dory McLean,
she's only 14 ?
415
00:17:25,828 --> 00:17:27,318
? gonna suck it all night ?
416
00:17:27,396 --> 00:17:28,886
? she's a sweet sucking queen ?
417
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:32,423
? you gotta suck it
and stay with me ?
418
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:36,939
? Dory ?
419
00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,530
Oh! We dids it!
420
00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:39,768
Great work pal!
421
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:41,833
Toki!
I never though I'd say this,
422
00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:44,141
but Dr. Rockso
is fucking amazing!!
423
00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:45,305
Thanks!!!
424
00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:46,245
Hey Murderface!
425
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,510
Did you ends up
scalping dems tickets?
426
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:51,382
Fuck yeah!!!
I sold every one!
427
00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:53,581
Awesome!
How much did you makes?
428
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,988
Fuck dude!
I'll show you!
429
00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:57,252
Look at all these
quarters!
430
00:17:59,529 --> 00:18:02,327
Nooooooo!!!!
431
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:07,768
Ohhhh god no!!!!!!!
432
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,202
Fire!!
433
00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:11,968
There's a fire!
Let's get out of here!
434
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,303
Oh sorry.
435
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,643
I guess I fucksed up your whole
stupids comesbacks.
436
00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:20,341
Oh well...
437
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,280
He's on drugs right now.
438
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,443
So just take everything he says
with a grain of salt.
439
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,816
Fuck you!
440
00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:27,651
Guys, uh, an Act of God
clause-fire protection
441
00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:29,156
saved our asses again.
442
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:31,785
Rockso, I'm so sorry that
this went down like this
443
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:35,388
but, uh, we're going
on vacation now.
444
00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:37,489
Guys, maybe we should
do it now.
445
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:38,829
Rockso?
446
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:39,731
K-- what?
447
00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:42,293
You may have forgotten
but we haven't.
448
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,565
Say hello to Dory McLean.
449
00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:50,379
Leonard?
It's me, Dory.
450
00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:54,214
Dory McLean.
451
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:57,719
Damn, you got
ka-ka-ka-- old!
452
00:18:57,787 --> 00:19:00,415
Well happens
to the best of us.
453
00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:01,353
Eech!
454
00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:02,823
Yeah. I grew up.
455
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,086
Ka-ka-ka-ew.
456
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,650
I'm married to a lawyer.
457
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:06,854
You're fat.
458
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,363
Well, Leonard, it's really,
really nice to see you again.
459
00:19:09,432 --> 00:19:12,230
Uhhh yeah.
You old.
460
00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:14,030
Well I'm glad
I got to say hi,
461
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,627
so uh I'm going
to get going.
462
00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,366
C'mon Chastity!
463
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,374
Huh? Chastity?!
464
00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:22,900
Oh, she's my daughter.
465
00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:26,779
Ka-ka-ka--
hellooo!
466
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:31,379
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