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(crowd cheering)
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SClENTlST
These are your new enhanced hover drums.
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They're faster, louder,
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and you've a wireless
navigation system
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that's good up to 2,000 miles
within concert radius.
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You're equipped with wireless
stage monitors.
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The throttle is in between your
double kicks and high hat pedal.
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It's all very rudimentary.
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Any questions?
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Um, how do l--
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You're on your own now!
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Okay. Let's do this.
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? (indistinct) ?
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Whoa!
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CFO:
Hover drums malfunction.
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Dispatch 3522 and 761 1
tech teams. Now!
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? ?
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Where is he now?
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KLOKATEER:
He's over the ocean, sire.
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He's totally out of control.
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We've gotta
land him now!
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KLOKATEER:
Aaaah--
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? ?
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Get those planes
outta here! Now!
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Whooaaaa!!!
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Pickles, we just got your
toxicology report back
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and it shows that you have 1 00%
alcohol in your system.
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You caused billions in damage
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and the authorities wanna
make an example of you.
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Yeah.
To avoid any problems,
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we made the decision
to send you to rehab.
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily
ding dong tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily
ding dong tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! ?
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? I'll...teach you...
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to...rock... ?
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? Dethklok, Dethklok ?
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? Skwisgaar Skwigelf,
taller than a tree ?
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? Toki Wartooth,
not a bumblebee ?
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? William Murderface
Murderface Murderface ?
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? Pickles the Drummer
doodily doo
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ding dong doodily
doodily doo ?
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? Nathan Explosion ?
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Rehab?
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Pickles, we have
a great deal to discuss
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regarding your move to rehab
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but your brother, Seth,
has been calling a lot.
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Just wanna play this message
before we get into it.
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Here we go.
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Pickles, it's me,
your brother, Seth.
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Boy did you really fuck up
out there, huh?
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Anyway, I'm here running
Dethklok Australia
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and I need to fucking borrow
$5 million.
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Got into some trouble.
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Anyway, so get back to me
on that.
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And, uh, you know, try not
to fuck up so much.
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Ya know, you never could
hold your alcohol.
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Anyway, you're making
my job harder
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so uh, fucking, uh, bye.
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I would rather kill myself
than give that fucking asshole
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$5 million dollars.
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Why does he always show up
when I'm at my absolute worst?
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Hey. Pickles,
he's your brother.
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Be cool, alright?
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But back to this
rehab business.
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To recap --
it's costing us a lot
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and the local authorities
want a scapegoat.
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So we offered them you.
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'Cause you were
drinking a lot.
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What are you talking about?
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It was a
technical malfunction!
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The hoverdrums!
My drumstick!
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- It's denial, right guys?
- Denials!
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- Denial!
- Textbooks case!
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Right there.
Says it in the book.
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Look, Pickles,
to put it bluntly,
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you can't
handle your booze.
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Can't handle your booze,
Pickles!
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You ams a lightsweights.
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You can't handle your booze
and we can.
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Flying hover drums
all across Mozambique.
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Who does that?
Really?
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It's part of the show!
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Uh huh. Yeah.
Excuses, excuses.
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I hate you all.
I really do.
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Try to calm down, Pickles.
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That's the
booze talking.
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Guys, seriously, think about
this for a second.
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What am I supposed to do
without booze?
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It's my whole life.
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You could eat an apple.
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you can always
eat an apple...
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instead of drinking...
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You cans try insteads
of doings drugs,
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jackings off whiles
you chokes yourselfs
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with a leather belts
arounds your throats
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close to de points
of deaths.
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Yeah that's a natural high.
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Yeah, that's
good clean fun.
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I do it every
morning.
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Okay guys, I really, really
don't wanna promote
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auto erotic asphyxiation,
okay?
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Gah, live a little bit,
grandma.
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It's an embarrasing death.
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You always have to color it
differently in the media.
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I think it's
an awesome death.
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Fucking bad ass death.
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Yeahs, it's betters dan blowing
up in de spaceshuttle.
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Look, Pickles.
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It's time for you
to pack your bags
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and start living sober.
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I'm sorry but that's the way
it has to be.
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? ?
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? They did it,
they did it
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They finally fuckin' did it ?
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? They threw me
under the bus ?
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? They think they're
so perfect
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And can handle their booze ?
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? Well, I'll tell you something,
they cannot ?
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? Why would they want
to get rid of me ?
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? I'm fun and totally cool ?
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? unless they've been talking
behind my back
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and they know something
that I do not ?
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? well, I've never been
so betrayed ?
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? This band just
want me outta the way ?
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? Send me away
so I can get clean ?
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? I think I know what
they really mean ?
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? Throw me under
the bus ?
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? So they can
fucking replace me ?
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? I can't believe that
it's come to this ?
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? I'm filled with anger
and so pissed ?
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? I called them friends
I called them family ?
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? Now I think that
they're replacing me ?
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? Replace me ?
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? Don't replace me ?
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? Please don't replace me ?
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? I gotta get clean ?
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? I gotta get clean ?
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? I gotta get clean ?
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? Oh, god,
I gotta get clean ?
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? ?
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? But it looks like
the party's over ?
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? Gonna have one more
for the road ?
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? Feel like I never really
got to know ya ?
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Not really.
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? You gave me so much I don't
think I'm ready to let go ?
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? You gave me courage ?
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? You gave me class ?
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? You gave me confidence ?
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? and I don't know what
I'm gonna do without you ?
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? Without you ?
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God, I don't know
what I'm gonna do without you.
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? Oh, God ?
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? Oh, no ?
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? Oh ?
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? It's the saddest day
in the world ?
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? This is the saddest
day in the world ?
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? This is the saddest day
in the world ?
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? This is the saddest
day in the world ?
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? This is the saddest day
in the world ?
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Now an unfortunate
scheduling conflict has come up
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as a result of all this.
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You have a show to perform
but Pickles will be in rehab.
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So we can't play
with a drummer?
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That'll take a lot
of the rhythmic element
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out of the songs, I mean,
don't you think?
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Well I think
I figured something out.
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You can't play with Pickles,
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but you can play
with a machine.
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You can play
with a drum machine.
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? ?
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Whoa.
Looks at dats!
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Whoa.
That's pretty fucking cool.
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My gosh,
that's badass.
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Uh, good then.
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In the meantime, you guys
will have to watch
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this instructional video
in order to operate him.
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Hey pals!
It's me, Facebones!
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Hey, look.
Facebones.
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And let me introduce you
to your newest robot pal
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and band member
X2P1 158!
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He's the coolest
high tech drum machine
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known to humankind
and can play any style,
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including
but not limited to --
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Iatin, soul, R&B, rock,
adult contemporary,
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fusion, latin fusion,
and dildo fusion, too!
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And he can out perform
any drummer
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and is capable to performing up
to 200 polyrhythms at once.
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He can also perform
the deadly hexi-kicks.
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Check it out!
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Wooooooooooow!
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And most importantly they
can handle their alcohol.
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Not like soooooome drummers...
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Holy shit.
It's the perfect drummer.
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If only we could find one that
plays rhythm guitars, toos...
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Thats would be cools.
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Another robot pals!
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Warning! Warning! Warning!
Warning!
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The X2P1 158 is equipped
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with a 10,000 megaton
self detonation device
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and in rare cases
can become self aware
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and cause dangerous harm
to humans!
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If that's the case,
contact the manufacturer.
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Not
our problem!
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But that probably won't
happen anywhoooo!
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Thanks for watching and enjoy
playing with the X2P1 1 58!
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I'm FACEBONES!
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G-G-G-G-Goodbye!!!
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NATHAN:
Hey, Pickles isn't gonna care
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that he's being replaced,
is he?
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SWlSGAAR:
Nah, he'll be fines.
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He ams probably beens
settlings ins real nicelys
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and adjustings
in rehabs.
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Yeah, probably living
like a fucking king!
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? ?
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? I hate rehab
so damn much ?
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? I can't get out
I can't get out ?
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? They drag me back
and I kick and fight ?
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? I'm spitting on chicks
and starting fights ?
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? Lack of booze is
killing me ?
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? I need a drink
Give me a drink ?
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? Rehab sucks
I wanna run away ?
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? But those doctors are making
me stay and they say ?
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? there're several steps
you need to complete ?
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? so you can get clean,
get back on your feet ?
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? I don't need this
I don't need your fucking help ?
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? You are all stupid idiots
who can all go to hell ?
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? Shock 'em now
There is no escape ?
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? Same goes for all of you ?
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? until I let you
out of this place ?
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? Now you all have problems,
that's the truth ?
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? You're
narcissistic parasites
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But we can save you ?
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? But you gotta
tell us why ?
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? All the reasons
you got high ?
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? The reason that you use ?
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? The cause for your abuse ?
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? If we could
find out why ?
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? We could teach you
on the side ?
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? All the action
that we'll take ?
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? ooh, the way
you'll be saved ?
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? why did you drink? ?
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? I drink 'cause it's cool ?
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? Why did you drink ?
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? I drink because
it tastes good ?
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? Why did you
abuse ?
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? I really like the flavor ?
252
00:10:42,592 --> 00:10:43,718
? That answer
just won't do ?
253
00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:46,261
? lt'll have to do
lt'll have to do
254
00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:49,059
It'll have to doooooo ?
255
00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:51,123
? If you don't tell me
what I need to hear ?
256
00:10:51,201 --> 00:10:52,668
? You'll never get clean
257
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,066
You'll always live
in fear ?
258
00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:55,035
? You'll never go home
259
00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,504
You'll be replaced
in your band ?
260
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,938
? Do you know what I mean? ?
261
00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,235
? Yes, I understand ?
262
00:10:59,309 --> 00:11:01,743
? When I was a boy
I was traumatized ?
263
00:11:01,811 --> 00:11:04,837
? I was 6 years old
and my brother lied ?
264
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,108
? He burned down the garage
265
00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,444
and he blamed it on me ?
266
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:10,247
? And that was the first time
I ever had a drink ?
267
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,550
? I drank, I drank
I drank it all away ?
268
00:11:12,622 --> 00:11:15,056
? It's my brother's fault
It's my brother's fault ?
269
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:18,993
? That's the reason
that I drink ?
270
00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:24,193
? You must forgive
your brother ?
271
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,201
No way.
272
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,099
? ?
273
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:34,107
? (indistinct) ?
274
00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,284
(cheering)
275
00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,410
That's badass!
276
00:11:43,486 --> 00:11:45,078
That was the fucking best
rehearsal we've ever had.
277
00:11:45,155 --> 00:11:47,089
This drum machine
can fucking play!
278
00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:48,886
He's so good he makes us
plays better.
279
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:49,947
You know dat?
280
00:11:50,026 --> 00:11:51,152
Check it out.
281
00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:52,717
He even dispenses beer.
282
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,958
Man we're gonna fucking kick ass
in fucking Australia.
283
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:58,296
They won't know what
hit 'em!
284
00:11:58,368 --> 00:11:59,892
Guys, uh, I know
you're rehearsing
285
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,459
and having fun
and palling around
286
00:12:01,538 --> 00:12:03,403
but I have somebody that I want
to reintroduce you to.
287
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,771
The freshly sober
and rehabilitated Pickles.
288
00:12:05,842 --> 00:12:06,809
Hello friends.
289
00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:09,470
I'm back and ready
to rejoin and play and--
290
00:12:09,546 --> 00:12:12,481
what the hell is
that thing?
291
00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,676
NATHAN:
Oh no big deal, it's just the drum machine.
292
00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:16,719
Oh yeah by the way,
you've been replaced.
293
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,524
PlCKLES:
Listen to me you little fucking piece of tin shit.
294
00:12:24,594 --> 00:12:26,289
I haven't had a drink
in a really long time
295
00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:28,728
and I will fucking
rip you limb from limb
296
00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:30,459
and that is
a fucking threat.
297
00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:31,898
That is right,
that is a threat.
298
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,765
Hey guys, how's it going?
299
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,304
Look at me,
hey, I'm sober!
300
00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:37,396
Feels really good.....
301
00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:40,067
Pickles just ain't cool
now that he's sober, you know.
302
00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:42,008
I mean he's just
not cool!
303
00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,841
Just fucking feels weird
drinking around him.
304
00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,938
Yuh, I ams feelings like
he ams judging us.
305
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,573
Look at him nows.
306
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:50,380
Ohhh.
307
00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:52,444
Yeah, look at him fucking
looking at us, nosing us.
308
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,648
Fuck.
309
00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:56,157
Fucking Drum machine
doesn't judge us when we drink.
310
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:59,491
Drums Machines is neutrals
like fuckings Germanies.
311
00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:01,086
He just fucking kicks ass.
312
00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:02,756
And he drinks
with us!
313
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,766
My God, he is a badass!
314
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,597
He is my
cool robot friend.
315
00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:08,398
Uh, hey guys,
I'm sorry to interrupt...
316
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:10,302
Shouldn't we, you know,
practice?
317
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,603
I mean, we got that gig
coming up in Australia.
318
00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:13,505
I mean, shouldn't
we just...
319
00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:17,034
Uhhhh...you should just have
a conversation with Charles.
320
00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:18,546
Uhhh yeahs.
321
00:13:18,615 --> 00:13:21,516
Maybes yous betters just
talks to Charles.
322
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:23,245
Oh.
Oh ok.
323
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:25,719
No problem.
324
00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:27,779
Is that beer
pretty good?
325
00:13:27,857 --> 00:13:29,415
Is it tastin' alright?
326
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,517
See what I mean?
Judging us.
327
00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:33,721
Pickles, I'm sorry
but you haven't completed
328
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,286
the last of your
twelve steps.
329
00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:36,263
Forgiveness.
330
00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:37,731
What do you mean?
331
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,131
I am sober!
332
00:13:39,202 --> 00:13:41,033
Pickles, you still haven't
forgiven your brother, Seth.
333
00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:42,503
But I've done
everything else!
334
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,166
Just let me...
why do I have to do that?
335
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,765
I hate hiiim!
336
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:47,867
If you really want back in,
337
00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:49,377
go to Australia,
forgive your brother
338
00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:51,345
and then you can play the gig
we have scheduled there.
339
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,212
That is so stupid.
That is so stupid!
340
00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:56,445
Whose stupid idea was this?
341
00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:57,349
It was the, uh, band's idea.
342
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,081
Those fucking dildos!
343
00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:00,679
Those fucking,
fucking--
344
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,021
are you drinking Scotch
right now?
345
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,684
Brandy.
346
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,194
Probably doesn't help,
does it?
347
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,854
I'm sorry.
348
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,421
? I think that
they're onto me ?
349
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,196
? No, I'm not drinking
but I'm still not really clean ?
350
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,533
? Until I finish my last step ?
351
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:16,663
? of forgiving my brother ?
352
00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:18,434
? I'm still dead to them ?
353
00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:20,738
? I see the way
they look at me ?
354
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,802
? They think I'm not good
as that drum machine ?
355
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,007
? As long as that dumb machine
is here ?
356
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,640
? I won't be in ?
357
00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,344
? to me that's clear ?
358
00:14:29,419 --> 00:14:31,751
? So now I am forced
359
00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:36,349
to go and forgive
my stupid brother ?
360
00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:37,393
? in Australia ?
361
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,960
? And if he accepts, ?
362
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,794
? then I can rejoin my band ?
363
00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:48,200
? and play that gig
we have scheduled there ?
364
00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:50,739
? And the robot
will be out ?
365
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:55,039
? But something tells me
he won't go lightly ?
366
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:58,410
? there might be
danger ?
367
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:05,319
? ?
368
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,156
? Eliminate threat
Eliminate danger ?
369
00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,749
? Eliminate threat,
Eliminate danger ?
370
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:46,454
? Eliminate threat
Eliminate danger ?
371
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,396
? Eliminate threat,
Eliminate danger ?
372
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,592
? Eliminate threat
Eliminate danger... ?
373
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:57,537
? ?
374
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,505
Wow.
375
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,769
Look at this
fucking crowd.
376
00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:13,514
? ?
377
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,732
Oh nos, the fames has
gottens to him!
378
00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:29,670
Vomit.
379
00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:34,400
Look, Seth,
380
00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:38,277
I need you to accept
my forgiveness of you
381
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:41,009
because I guess I blame you
for me doing drugs
382
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,482
and all that
crap.
383
00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:44,816
Just will you accept
my forgiveness, please?
384
00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:47,651
You want me to accept
your forgiveness?
385
00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:50,317
Well, I fucking need
$5 million.
386
00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:53,692
You expect me to pay you
387
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,628
$5 fucking million
388
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:59,725
just so I can fucking get
back in my band?!
389
00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:01,463
I'm going to pay you
aren't l?
390
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:05,965
Guys, that was Pickles.
391
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:07,600
He finished
his last step.
392
00:17:07,677 --> 00:17:09,542
Looks like he's back
in the band.
393
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,012
We gonna haves to kicks out
drums machine, huh?
394
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,480
Between you and me,
395
00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:15,574
Drum Machine has turned
into an asshole anyway.
396
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,278
He's fucking
our groupies.
397
00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:18,843
We can't compete
with a machine.
398
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:20,411
I mean, I don't care
who you are.
399
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,048
No one can fuck
like a machine.
400
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,557
Yeah.
401
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,026
He's been kinda
acting weird lately.
402
00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,562
I hope he takes
the news well.
403
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,531
Yah, we'll just tells him
using very gentles language
404
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,330
that he ams no longers
aparts of our bands.
405
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:35,131
I'm sure he'll
totallys understands.
406
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:36,569
Yeah. He'll be fine.
407
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,197
I'm totally
convinced of it, too.
408
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,640
- Yah, me too.
- Totally convinced of it.
409
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,077
Guys, I'm back!
410
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,274
Guys?
411
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,942
What happened here?
412
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:52,051
You.
413
00:17:52,121 --> 00:17:53,748
You!
414
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,688
Where's Dethklok?
Where are they?
415
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,521
If I can't be in the band,
no one will.
416
00:17:57,593 --> 00:18:00,187
I'm going to kill them.
417
00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:02,254
- Helps us!!
- Help!
418
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,889
Inititate
self detonation device
419
00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:07,458
countdown sequence
starting nooow.
420
00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:09,095
Oh my God, oh my God!
421
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,832
Oh my God, he's gonna
fucking kill them,
422
00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:12,898
he's gonna fucking--
I'm locked in here!
423
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:14,306
I'm locked
in here.
424
00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:15,571
I gotta save them.
425
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:18,580
Oh...ooohhhh....
Oooooh!
426
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,110
The backstage rider.
427
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,413
Fucking drink that shit!
428
00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:26,148
Drink it!
It's been too long!
429
00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:28,122
You've gotta save the band!
Don't drink.
430
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,384
You've been doing so good!
431
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,518
- Get drunk! Get drunk!
- Don't do it! Don't do it!
432
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,358
Fuck it!
I'm gonna do both.
433
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,864
I'm gonna get drunk
and save the band!
434
00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:52,010
I am back,
motherfuckeeeeeer!
435
00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:54,209
Pickles, you're back.
436
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:55,113
The band is missing
and the drum machine
437
00:18:55,184 --> 00:18:56,446
is planning on
blowing them up.
438
00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:57,952
Not if I can help it!
439
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,317
You've been drinking,
haven't you?
440
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,821
Fuck yeah I have.
441
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:04,485
Tonight, I'm going
to burn down the garage.
442
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,687
Pickles, no!
443
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,098
Help us!
444
00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,363
It's so gay
to ask for help,
445
00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:15,927
but I really don't
wanna die.
446
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:18,633
-HELP!
- Helps us!
447
00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:17,964
You saved our lives.
448
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:20,059
Oh and you playsed the show
totally hammered.
449
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,660
And didn't miss a notes.
450
00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:24,103
Guys...
it's good to be back.
451
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:26,164
And I'll tell you
something --
452
00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:28,836
I couldn't have done
any of this without booze.
453
00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:30,105
Check it out.
Fuckin' hunk.
454
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,847
That was my dinner.
I had chicken.
455
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,886
I had chicken burritos.
Burrito...
456
00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:39,921
It's real good
to have you back Pickles...
457
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,184
And FYl...
458
00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:44,283
you puked on my cock.
459
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:48,883
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