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Such a pleasure doing
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business with you
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and Dethklok, Charles.
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Well Roy, the way this band
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has been doing I think
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we'll all become very wealthy.
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It's all quite metal.
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What's that, uh, sound?
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Oh.
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Hey, where's all the fucking
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naked sluts?
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Dad, your stupid whore
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secretary told me that you
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"weren't to be bothered."
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I told her to go
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fuck herself.
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And then I slapped her.
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Now I need some money.
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Now!
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I'm sorry gentlemen.
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This is my son Damien.
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Damien!
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This is a private meeting!
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You should be back
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at recording industry college!
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Fuck that stupid shit.
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I'll be running this place
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anyway since you don't know
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what the fuck you're doing.
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Look.
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You'll just let anybody in here!
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Ha. Look at this long haired
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monkey.
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What kind of music do you play?
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Death metal.
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You motherfucker.
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Maybe it's best we all
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cool down, huh?
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You'll be sorry for that,
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you son of a bitch!
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I'll never fucking forget
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you did this!
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Sorry, uh... again.
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Mm-hmm.
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What do I tell you guys before
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every meeting?
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Try not to punch people.
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Try not to punch people.
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That's correct.
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What do you expect from us?
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These meetings are sooo boring.
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We don't care about them.
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You should care, William.
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Let me just say this
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to everybody.
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Pay attention to this
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contractual stuff because, uh,
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what if i'm not around
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in the future?
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[ echoing ]
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[ snoring ]
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[ jackhammer, banging ]
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[ construction continues ]
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Arghhhh!!
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Ugghhh.
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God it's loud!
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[ retching ]
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[ screaming, retching ]
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[ construction continues ]
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Shut up with the fucking
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construction, man!
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Can you guys see that hungover
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people are trying to sleep?
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How the fuck can people
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Iisten to that racket?
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? [ death metal plays ] ?
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There. That's better.
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What's up bro!??!
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm some dude!
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I snuck in.
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How is that possible?
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I just snuck into your trunk
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Iast night!
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You guys were pretty hammered!!
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Whose in charge of fucking
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security now?
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Dude you're my favorite
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singer!
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You gotta leave a message on
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my cell phone!
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Ugh.
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Weird dude in my bedroom.
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This doesn't look good.
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[ jackhammer ]
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Oh, good mornins!
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Nice of yous twos to join us!
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Dudes, when the fuck is
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this place gonna be
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fuckin' finished?
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I need to be able to
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start sleeping again!
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Well, we're almost done
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now that we've picked the most
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beautiful and elegant
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interior designer in the whole
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world.
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Who is that dildo?!!!
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Some guy who snuck right in!
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Oh. Murderface, don't.
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Don't do that.
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Ow! Ow! Stop!
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fuck you lady!
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You're fired!!!
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Get out of here!
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I'm sorry it didn't work out
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you know.
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Call me if you want to hang,
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you know what I'm saying.
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Or whatever.
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You, weirdo.
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There's the door.
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Get the fuck out of here
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and uh, thanks uh, for
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buying our records.
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My friends are never gonna
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believe me!
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See you guys later!
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ALL:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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TOKl:
Oh nooooos!!
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Not agains!!!!
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PlCKLES:
we keep forgetting
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that we're up here!!!
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SKWlSGAAR:
Until renovations
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ams finished at least.
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NATHAN:
Guys, we don't have
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a manager now so all the stupid
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fuckin' shit is up to us.
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Doodily ding dong
tick-tock ?
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? Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!
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Dethklok! ?
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? I'll...teach you...
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to...rock... ?
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? Dethklok, Dethklok ?
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? Skwisgaar Skwigelf,
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taller than a tree ?
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? Toki Wartooth,
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not a bumblebee ?
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? William Murderface
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Murderface Murderface ?
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? Pickles the drummer
doodily doo ?
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ding dong doodily
doodily doo ?
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? Nathan Explosion ?
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Dethklok in a press
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conference recently announced
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plans for their first live show
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since its attack, giving
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a much-needed boost
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to the world's economy.
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We know that the world is
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going through a tough time
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right now economically.
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And we see a lot
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of businesses scaling down.
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But not us.
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We're going to put on
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the biggest, most expensive
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elaborate live show
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that's ever been done.
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We're gonna make
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spending money metal.
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Check it out!
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We made solid crystal posters
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and they're not even for sale!
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Tickets are pentouple price!
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There's no recession for metal!
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The recession is
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an asshole!
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And with the untimely death
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of their manager,
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how will Dethklok continue to
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organize their multi krillion
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dollar business?
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We're not hiring
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a replacement manager.
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Too fuckin' soon Kimosabe.
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We're taking on
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all management, uh, thingies.
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I ams in charge
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of Financials Treasuries.
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I am head of Financial
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Business Affairs.
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I'm chief of
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Financial Receipts.
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Gathering.
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Deputy President of
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Financial Monies.
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I'ms in charge of snacks.
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fuckin' bullshit.
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Aren't you frightened of
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mismanaging this band?
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Charles Offdensen was considered
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by many a financial genius.
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What are your credentials?
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Fuck you!
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That's my credentials!
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We know what we're fuckin'
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doing, as--
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and with Dethklok in charge
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of their finances, how will
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they control their spending?
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Receipts have been submitted to
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the media that show billions of
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dollars squandered
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on vanity projects.
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Fifteen million dollars was
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spent on Dethklok kitty shades,
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sunglasses for cats.
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Twenty million was spent on
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the "super tits candy snake
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project," which was never
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completed or defined.
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And finally, $85.5 million was
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spent converting 90 acres of
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Iand and corn silos into "Cool
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Ranch Dorito" dispensers.
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[ cheering ]
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Welcome to Dethklok's
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Dorito Land!
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[ electricity buzzing,
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people screaming ]
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I'd like to remind you all
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that Dorito Land is not open
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to the public.
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It's just for us.
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Sorry.
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Which brings us to now.
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With the economic world in flux,
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Dethklok has cancelled all
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interviews to work on
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"more important issues."
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Guys, ever since Murderface
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harassed that other interior
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designer and she fell out
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of our house, it made me think-
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we got to be
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the interior designers of
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Mordhaus.
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All it is is making decisions.
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I'll make a decision right now,
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check this out.
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I decided to slice it.
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So then what are we going
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to do about the living room?
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That's the most important
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decision because that's the room
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that everybody shares.
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Am I right?
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Yeah, you're right.
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Guys, wait! I've got it!
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I got it!
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A sandscape!
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A big badass indoor
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desert scene.
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- Sandscape right here!
- No!
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Living room is going to be
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-a badass Arizona style.
- No way!
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- Tucson!
- Fuck no!
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Scottsdale!
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Right here man!
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You know how I feel
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about sand!
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But it's an escape!
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I hate this idea!
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Real cactus,
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real tumbleweeds, real snakes!
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Huh?
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Jackrabbit!
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Where's Toki? He'd love that!
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Where is he?
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Sand will get everywhere,
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Murderface.
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Vacuum. No problem.
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Oh yeah, like that won't be
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a fuckin' nightmare.
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Oh, uh, guess I'm gonna
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Ieave the room.
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Guess I'll vacuum my stupid
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fuckin' shoes again.
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Tucson!
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Scottsdale!
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Ugh.
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Do you know what goes into
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making a house a home?
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fuckin' bad-ass concert
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Iighting.
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I'll show you.
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Uh Toki.
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You're supposed to be making
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snacks.
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And all I'm smelling is
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burning plastic.
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And you know that burning
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plastic isn't snacks.
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I mean, Toki?
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Are you listening to me?
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I misses hims Pickle.
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We all do.
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Even though we don't say it.
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Why don't we says it, Pickle?
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Toki....
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[ sighs ]
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because admitting sadness
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makes you gay.
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I feel we're taking Dethklok
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and managing it
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right downs the crapper.
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Toki. Okay, listen.
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You're in charge of snacks.
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And judging by your snack....
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[ Nathan screaming ]
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Ams dat Nathans screamins?
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Alright check this out.
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It's scream activated lighting.
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Whaaaaaa!!!!!
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See? You come home it's dark.
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Where are my keys?
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Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Over there.
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Put it in every single room of
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the house.
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I'm afraid that's going to
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cost an awful lot of money
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I'm just telling you.
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Fuck money!
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ALL:
Fuck money!
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Dis is my platinums practice
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chambers.
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I has a solid ruby metronome.
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And a champagne humidifier.
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So fuckin' expensive dat
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it makes me horny.
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This is my endangered species
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furniture room.
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Seriously guys.
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Fuck money.
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My Lords may I please speak
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with you about a personal
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financial matter?
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What? Go! Talk!
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Masters our paychecks are not
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being honored at the bank.
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Ohhhhhhh.
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Uhhh, lets see.
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That's weird.
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Yes sire. It bounced.
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Guys if their money's fuck'd
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then our could be too!
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We gotta find out what's
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going on with our money!
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You'll be sorry for that,
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you son of a bitch!
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I'll never fuckin ' forget
368
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you did this!
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Since my poor father has been
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ill it's been my personal task
371
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to clean this company up.
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Which brings me to Dethklok.
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Dethklok is finally
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in a vulnerable position.
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And they're getting no more of
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the label money until they
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renegotiate the terms
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that we think are fair.
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And if they don't.
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They'll be sorry.
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NATHAN:
Guys, uh I just
382
00:10:39,521 --> 00:10:40,853
checked all of our accounts
383
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and uh,
384
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no money is coming in.
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What the fuck is
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going on here?
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00:10:48,664 --> 00:10:49,859
SKWlSGAAR:
Uh, Williams?
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Did you pay the electrics bill?
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MURDERFACE:
uh, what am l
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gonna pay it with?
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My farts?
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[ creaking ]
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ALL:
[ screaming ]
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REPORTER:
This is the footage
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that caught the world's
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00:11:03,111 --> 00:11:04,043
attention.
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Dethklok literally plummeting
398
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both financially and actually.
399
00:11:07,548 --> 00:11:08,810
Hopefully this hiccup
400
00:11:08,883 --> 00:11:09,850
won't affect Dethklok's
401
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:12,750
"most expensive concert ever."
402
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,086
Gentlemen, for the first time
403
00:11:22,163 --> 00:11:23,459
Dethklok could be
404
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in grave financial peril.
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00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:27,098
Vader Orlag?
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00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,361
Dethklok lost a truly
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00:11:28,435 --> 00:11:30,334
important part of their empire.
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00:11:30,403 --> 00:11:31,631
This man.
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00:11:31,704 --> 00:11:33,034
With him gone Dethklok hasn't
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the capabilities to make
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00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,501
educated business decisions
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00:11:35,573 --> 00:11:37,701
and in the meantime they're
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00:11:37,777 --> 00:11:40,142
squandering billions.
414
00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:41,337
Here to explain more about
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00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:43,507
Dethklok's financial problems is
416
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Dethklok financial expert
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00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,118
Wilmore Unduntingiminen.
418
00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,584
Dethklok is acting as their
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own management and the limits
420
00:11:50,288 --> 00:11:51,379
of their financial ruin
421
00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:52,649
are endless.
422
00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:54,554
And then there's this man.
423
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:55,683
Damien Cornickleson,
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00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,690
heir apparent to
425
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,728
Crystal Mountain Records...
426
00:11:58,796 --> 00:11:59,762
currently run by his well
427
00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:00,762
respected and terminally ill
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00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:02,162
father Roy Cornickleson.
429
00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:03,323
But what label owner in their
430
00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:04,628
right mind would devour
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00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:06,292
their most profitable entity?
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00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:07,301
Damien is
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00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,564
a record executive --
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00:12:08,638 --> 00:12:10,468
a cunning hotheaded opportunist.
435
00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:12,132
Don't you see, they thrive
436
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,868
on misleading, tricking
437
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,035
and ensnaring.
438
00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,543
They're like feral animals,
439
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,579
rabid dogs thinking only
440
00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:19,773
of what will benefit them
441
00:12:19,848 --> 00:12:20,816
in the moment.
442
00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:22,577
And since Dethklok is already
443
00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:24,381
making bad decisions.
444
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,544
Exactly.
445
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,917
Why not make one more that could
446
00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:28,545
end up being their undoing?
447
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,022
He is indeed a dangerous man.
448
00:12:33,494 --> 00:12:34,426
Our record's selling really
449
00:12:34,495 --> 00:12:35,426
well, at least that's what
450
00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:36,793
it says on the news.
451
00:12:36,865 --> 00:12:38,126
So why should we renegotiate?
452
00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,130
Yeah!
453
00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:40,860
Why ams we recongotinates?
454
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:41,867
We know your that your most
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00:12:41,936 --> 00:12:43,630
expensive concert ever is
456
00:12:43,703 --> 00:12:45,193
coming up and if we don't
457
00:12:45,271 --> 00:12:46,703
hear the answer that we want,
458
00:12:46,772 --> 00:12:48,000
we have the right
459
00:12:48,074 --> 00:12:49,665
to shut down the event.
460
00:12:49,741 --> 00:12:50,674
It's all in the contract
461
00:12:50,743 --> 00:12:53,040
we're faxing you.
462
00:12:53,112 --> 00:12:54,478
But wes already spents our
463
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:55,707
monies on de concert!!!
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00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:57,043
Dats the only ways we gets it
465
00:12:57,116 --> 00:12:58,049
back!
466
00:12:58,118 --> 00:12:59,048
That's right.
467
00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:00,209
I'll pull the plug on your show
468
00:13:00,284 --> 00:13:01,217
and you'll never make your
469
00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:02,217
money back.
470
00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:03,584
You'll be doomed.
471
00:13:03,654 --> 00:13:05,382
Renegotiate.
472
00:13:08,093 --> 00:13:09,149
Dude this thing is fuck'd.
473
00:13:09,227 --> 00:13:10,285
It's totally cluttered
474
00:13:10,361 --> 00:13:11,726
with addendums and appendixes
475
00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:12,727
and stuff like that.
476
00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:13,729
But what does it mean?
477
00:13:13,798 --> 00:13:14,729
I think it means that this
478
00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:15,731
slick asshole is trying
479
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,732
to fuck us.
480
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:17,732
We should get some help
481
00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:18,733
with this.
482
00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:19,734
You know how bad that would
483
00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:20,735
Iook?
484
00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:21,736
We're supposed to be our own
485
00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:22,829
management and legal consult.
486
00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:24,305
It's like admitting failure.
487
00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,773
Wait, I totally know
488
00:13:25,842 --> 00:13:27,069
where to go.
489
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,270
Come on.
490
00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:31,178
Listen, I know you guys are
491
00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:32,179
regular dildos and stuff
492
00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:33,180
but you sell records, so this
493
00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:34,181
shit should make sense
494
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,616
to your fuckin' ass right?
495
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,311
Yeah it should.
496
00:13:37,386 --> 00:13:38,318
She's not answering.
497
00:13:38,387 --> 00:13:39,648
Let me try to talk to her.
498
00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:40,983
So does this make any sense
499
00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:42,489
to you?
500
00:13:42,557 --> 00:13:43,489
Uhhhhh.
501
00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:44,991
My managers not in now.
502
00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:46,287
No but.
503
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,226
You. You.
504
00:13:48,296 --> 00:13:49,388
Do you know what
505
00:13:49,464 --> 00:13:50,692
these words mean?
506
00:13:50,765 --> 00:13:53,562
Uhh, "exclusivity"?
507
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:54,567
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
508
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:56,102
Here we go, here we go.
509
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,502
Uhh, cross recoupment?
510
00:13:58,572 --> 00:13:59,504
Here we go.
511
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:00,835
I told ya.
512
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,136
My manager isn't here today.
513
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,369
Okay gimme that back!
514
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,374
This is a waste of time.
515
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,376
Ladies and gentlemen.
516
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,376
The store is closing
517
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,378
in 5 minutes.
518
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,381
It's closing forever
519
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,972
because it's a record store.
520
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,517
And, they're all closing.
521
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,517
I wanna thank all the employees
522
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,518
for sticking around and
523
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,519
sticking it through the tough
524
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,521
times.
525
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,613
So enjoy illegally downloading
526
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,250
all your mp3's online.
527
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,361
Hey guys I just thoughts
528
00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:25,726
about somethings.
529
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:26,764
What evers happens to
530
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,162
The Klokateers whos nevers gots
531
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,563
their paychecks?
532
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:30,726
Ooh yeah?
533
00:14:34,805 --> 00:14:40,801
? ?
534
00:14:49,986 --> 00:14:50,918
Guys.
535
00:14:50,987 --> 00:14:52,214
Why are we all so dreary?
536
00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:53,346
We shouldn't have to worry
537
00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:54,411
about this crap.
538
00:14:54,489 --> 00:14:56,047
We never have before!
539
00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:57,556
We should just concentrate
540
00:14:57,626 --> 00:14:59,094
on what we're good at.
541
00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:01,595
Death metal and interior design!
542
00:15:01,663 --> 00:15:02,790
Surprise!
543
00:15:02,864 --> 00:15:03,956
Take it in!
544
00:15:04,032 --> 00:15:05,056
I know, I know its supposed
545
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,259
to be a group effort
546
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:07,597
but look, check it out!
547
00:15:07,669 --> 00:15:09,364
I went above and beyond.
548
00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:11,064
I gotta go take a shit.
549
00:15:11,138 --> 00:15:12,127
[ Nathan groaning ]
550
00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:23,482
[ groans ]
551
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,574
Whoaaa!
552
00:15:24,651 --> 00:15:25,583
[ Nathan shudders ]
553
00:15:25,652 --> 00:15:26,584
Let's see how much this
554
00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:29,247
thing cost.
555
00:15:29,322 --> 00:15:30,254
Guys I've been crunching
556
00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:31,449
numbers and financially,
557
00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:32,718
I don't know how to say this,
558
00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:33,952
but we're fuck'd.
559
00:15:34,027 --> 00:15:35,015
Thanks to Murderface's
560
00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:36,755
sandscape we're in the red.
561
00:15:36,829 --> 00:15:39,195
Good one, Murderface.
562
00:15:39,265 --> 00:15:40,197
The only way we're gonna
563
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:41,255
make money back is if this
564
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,800
concert is successful.
565
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,630
And until then, we're really
566
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,101
gonna have to cut down
567
00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:47,797
on spending.
568
00:15:49,207 --> 00:15:51,698
Oh guys, we can't eats here,
569
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,006
dis ams too expensive.
570
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,010
Now where are we gonna eat
571
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,636
for restaurant night?
572
00:15:58,015 --> 00:15:58,948
This is the only restaurant
573
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,210
I think we can afford now.
574
00:16:00,284 --> 00:16:01,615
I didn't realize that 7-1 1
575
00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:02,982
was a restaurant.
576
00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:03,985
Listen.
577
00:16:04,054 --> 00:16:05,022
The construction has stopped.
578
00:16:05,088 --> 00:16:06,019
Dats because they don'ts
579
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:08,557
gets paid, stupid.
580
00:16:20,836 --> 00:16:22,132
Ow!
581
00:16:23,839 --> 00:16:24,770
Guys, start turning
582
00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:25,771
the couches over.
583
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,772
We gotta find some loose change
584
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,364
for some fuckin' hamburgers.
585
00:16:36,418 --> 00:16:38,282
We're live tonight in Monaco
586
00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:39,341
eagerly awaiting night
587
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,716
sold out record setting
588
00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:41,846
biggest most elaborate most
589
00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:43,183
expensive concert ever.
590
00:16:43,256 --> 00:16:44,189
Quite a feat in this
591
00:16:44,257 --> 00:16:45,190
economic climate.
592
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,350
This is also the first show
593
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:47,859
Dethklok has ever done without
594
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:49,259
the aid of their manager/lawyer
595
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:52,231
CFO Charles Offdensen.
596
00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:54,266
Look guys, tonight's the only
597
00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:55,800
night that we can really make
598
00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:56,993
back the money that we spent
599
00:16:57,069 --> 00:16:58,002
while we were acting like
600
00:16:58,071 --> 00:16:59,469
assholes as managers.
601
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:00,766
And I know the label has
602
00:17:00,839 --> 00:17:01,828
been threatening to shut this
603
00:17:01,907 --> 00:17:02,999
thing down so they can force us
604
00:17:03,075 --> 00:17:04,634
to renegotiate.
605
00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:05,641
I think we just got to play this
606
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:07,804
concert and call their bluff.
607
00:17:07,879 --> 00:17:09,779
So uh, let's just play
608
00:17:09,848 --> 00:17:11,678
and hope for the best.
609
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:13,741
Go get em' guys.
610
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,342
Yeek.
611
00:17:15,419 --> 00:17:17,149
Shitty speech, I'm sorry.
612
00:17:17,222 --> 00:17:18,449
Go, uh...
613
00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:19,853
Nathan?
614
00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:21,585
Just stop talking.
615
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,388
Just stop talking.
616
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:33,259
? ?
617
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:53,379
? ?
618
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:54,513
We're here tonight to take
619
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:57,820
all money and fuckin' destroy it.
620
00:17:57,891 --> 00:17:59,587
It will rain worthless blood
621
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:02,094
money onto your putrid souls.
622
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:04,063
Tonight we will watch money
623
00:18:04,131 --> 00:18:06,463
commit suicide.
624
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:30,889
[ angry screams ]
625
00:18:30,956 --> 00:18:32,854
What's going on out there?
626
00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:34,186
The label shut us down.
627
00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:36,159
What are we gonna to do?
628
00:19:29,809 --> 00:19:31,640
You boys got a show to do.
629
00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:33,043
Don't worry, I'll be right here
630
00:19:33,113 --> 00:19:34,044
when you're done.
631
00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:35,045
I'm going to have a little
632
00:19:35,113 --> 00:19:36,639
meeting with these guys.
633
00:19:39,686 --> 00:19:45,682
? ?
634
00:19:51,697 --> 00:19:57,692
? ?
635
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:18,210
[ indistinct ]
636
00:20:19,222 --> 00:20:25,217
? ?
637
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,246
We thought you were dead.
638
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,247
You're right, Nathan.
639
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,248
I was dead.
640
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,249
I made sure that I was
641
00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:52,249
pronounced dead on the premises.
642
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,251
Where were you for the last
643
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,252
nine months?
644
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,253
I can't tell you now.
645
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,253
But when the time is right,
646
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,254
I will.
647
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,256
There's something much bigger
648
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,256
than us going on out there.
649
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,623
But that's a story for later.
650
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,059
In the meantime
651
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,289
we got some work to do.
652
00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:08,889
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