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Paranoia runs rampant
in the Midwest
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as gangs destroy
a truck terminal
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because of rumors
of Dethklok's new album
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being stored
in the warehouse.
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There's a brand new
head of the military
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who has vowed to fight terrorism
on the home front.
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Wow!
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Dethklok is certainly
throwing a major
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record release party
for the new CD!
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And 40,000 lucky fans
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are going to see
a special Dethklok performance
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in a undisclosed location.
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SKWlSGAAR:
Whoa, what the --
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whats de hells ams--
oh, my!
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l thought dats was unpossibles
but theres you go!
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Dats too flexibles.
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How could you dos that?
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l don'ts know,
l mean there's--
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Are you drinking
straights vodkas right now?
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Don't worrys abouts it.
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Toki, it's likes noons.
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Thanks Bigs Bens.
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Now l know what times it is.
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l knows whats l'm doin's.
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Toki, drinkings aints
a contest, you know that.
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Gets off my back!
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Hey! You guys watching
that video
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of that guys suck his own you
know what?
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Yuh!
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l thought that was CGl
or something.
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lt's real guys,
that [beep] real.
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lf l could does dat.
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Right.
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Why would l be
in [beep] band?
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Good point.
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l mean that's the whole point
of all this, right?
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Why evens picks up
a guitars again?
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Think about that, guys.
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Everything we do in life
is to try to get
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someone else to do that for you.
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Rights because
we can'ts reach.
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Ohhhh, but if you could.
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Dats why l don'ts believes
in evolution,
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or else the lips would be
longers or something.
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You guys talking about
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you know whating your own
you know whats?
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Oh, god yeah.
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l wouldn't even play
the drums.
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l'd move back in
with my [beep] parents!
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'Cause why? You know, why?
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lf we could just reach!
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Dats what l'm sayings.
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Guys!
Stops dis conversations!
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We ams treadin's downs a paths
of ultimate disappointment.
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lt's self destructives.
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l'm tellin' yous!
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l know dat, Toki, okay?
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l know!
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l mean hey- what do you think
l was trying to do
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right before l came down here.
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Are you drinking straight vodka?
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This floor sures is dirt --
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hows these floors gets
so dirty?
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lt's like noon --
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Fire drill!
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Drop what your doing
and find a way out!
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That's right, save your lives!
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No time to grab your belongings
your life is on the line here!
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Come on, fire drill!
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Let's go! Keep moving!
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What?
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Ah, you're just looking at me!
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Fire drill!
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What are you doing?
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[ big sigh ]
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l'm doing a fire drill.
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Why are you sighing
and shaking your head?
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Huh. You ask why.
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lt's because all of you are
dead right now, okay?
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You're all being burned by fire.
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And l'm sad, that you're dead.
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And l'm disappointed
in all of you
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for not listening to me --
your fire chief.
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Because l could've--
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Fire chief?
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Band fire chief.
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And yes you.
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We had a [beep] election!
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Gah!!
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You was serious abouts dat?
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Serious about fire safety?!
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Of course l'm serious!
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And l [beep] beat you all.
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You all voted for me,
it was a clean sweep!
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You were the only one
that ran if l'm not mistaken.
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So?
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Still a clean sweep.
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Any day of the week.
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Any political correspondent guy
will tell you that.
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l won. Clean sweep.
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Not an impressive one.
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Yes it is! Listen.
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Let's just stay on course here.
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l'm talking about
saving your lives!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Now l got your attention.
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l hear something about sucking
your own [beep]?
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "
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ORLAG:
Crozier is now chief of all military operations.
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And our influence will
soon be his.
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We are entering
a dangerous time, master.
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The balance is shifting,
Vader Orlag.
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lt is to be expected.
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How shall we proceed
with General Crozier?
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Soon enough l will
''enlighten'' him.
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And Dethklok?
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The time will come.
The time will come.
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We will ship out soon.
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Alright, we got a lot
of stuff to cover today.
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Number one --
the exclusive concert.
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Number two -- CD release party
here at Mordhaus,
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but mostly l want to talk to you
guys about security, alright?
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First of all, you guys--
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Hey,
hey check this out.
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Check what l figured out
how to do today in the shower.
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[high voice]
Hey guys, what's going on?
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Holy [beep]!
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Hows did you do dats!?
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- That's great!
- That's amazing!
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All right, get it out
of your system.
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How are you doing that?
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Ah!
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Okay...
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l did it with my voice!
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l invented it.
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Called mimicry.
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- Mimickskries.
- lmickskrels!
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Lunchables.
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Not to brag or nothing,
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but l can make totally make
my voice sound like a trumpet.
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Bull [beep]!
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Check this out.
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[warbling]
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Holy [beep].
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[high voice]
Hey, that's pretty good trumpet playin'.
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[wails]
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lms a trumpets!!
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l ams a trumpets!!
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Uh yeah, Toki.
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That's pretty good.
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Everyone's good
to continue then?
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Yeah, go on.
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Alright--
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Downer.
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l'm very concerned
with security, alright?
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l'm doing everything
in my power to make this --
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Which reminds me.
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l should take this time to let
all of you know
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that l'm stepping down
as band fire chief.
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Oh boy.
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l will take this time
right now to listen
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to reason should any of you
reconsider
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this position that you've
forced me into.
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[high voice]
No, thanks.
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Oh, ha ha!
That's high voice!
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Moving right along--
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Hey. Hey, listen.
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Actually l would like to get
serious for a moment, okay?
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lf l could?
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Very well.
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l, uh,
l think it would be
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in the band's best interest
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to hire a Buddhist
yoga instructor guy.
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Dude.
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Oh yeah!
Yes, l second that.
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Oh really.
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What? Because...
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You guys are interested in yoga
or spiritual guidance?
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No because --
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Yes! Yes!
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We want spiritual thing.
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ls that really the reason?
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Yup, right guys?
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l thought we --
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Ohhhhhh!
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Right.
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l'm sorry.
l don't understand.
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Why do you need this?
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We'd like to be able to reach
things a little bit better.
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To reach things?
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Yeah, reach things.
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To reach things.
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Yup.
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Conversation, over.
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COMPUTER:
Dethklok is still the most popular force on Earth.
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They are now the 7 th
largest economy in the world.
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We believe that the world
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is now completely dependent
upon Dethklok.
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The new album
will be a great relief
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to the depressed nations
of the world.
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Safe distribution of this album
is critical to these nations.
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Dethklok threat assessment.
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Dethklok has enormous reverence
from billions of fans.
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But there is a major concern --
The Revengencers.
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The Revengencers' numbers
are growing.
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The rumors of kidnapping
recruits off the streets
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and controlling their minds
are true.
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They have developed a way of
controlling people's minds
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using Dethklok's own music.
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We believe that they control
hundreds,
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possibly thousands
of mindless slave-soldiers.
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We believe they have developed
a powerful new weapon
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that uses sound waves.
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We believe they are planning
a significant attack
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sometime around the release
of the new album.
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Our country is very concerned
about the security
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on this is a definite response--
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The Revengencers are
active in Russia also--
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Gentlemen please.
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Order! Order!
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l understand your concern
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over this heinous
terrorist organization.
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l give you my personal oath
that l will stop
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The Revengencers or die trying.
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EDGAR:
There was a time,
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a time when l was
a different person.
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A time when myself
and my brother's credo
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was to die for Dethklok.
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Things have changed.
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l am reborn.
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We are all reborn.
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We were the fans
we still have the power!
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Die for Dethklok.
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lt's time for Dethklok
to die for us!
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l don't know
about this guys.
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l mean, do we have to, like,
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Mm hmm,
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Mm hmm hmm,
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together all in the same room?
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Yuh, l means,
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it's startings to feels a little
on the homos-erotics side.
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Okay, wait a minute,
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maybe we should just try
and see what happens.
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Alright, you first
Murderface.
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What the [beep]? Why me?
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Now's not the time
to chicken out, Murderface.
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Now's the time to shine.
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[ sighs ]
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[beep],
You're right.
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Right, ok.
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Now suck your own [beep].
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Arghhhhhhh!
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Suck in your stomach!
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Pickles!
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Push my my body with your hands!
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Get it closer to my face.
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l'm trying to!
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Guys.
Stop.
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Stop.
Stop.
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This is really gay.
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Hey's guys, you sucks
theirs owns [beep]!
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Waits for Toki!
266
00:08:17,202 --> 00:08:18,396
Whoa!
267
00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:19,402
Cah!
268
00:08:19,471 --> 00:08:20,460
Boo.
269
00:08:20,539 --> 00:08:21,471
He's breathing.
270
00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:22,472
He's fine.
271
00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:23,735
l don't knows,
272
00:08:23,809 --> 00:08:25,868
does hes seems a little
different latelys?
273
00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:26,876
l know, l know.
274
00:08:26,945 --> 00:08:27,877
Toki's been--
275
00:08:27,946 --> 00:08:30,244
Guys, guys, what did we say
when we formed the band?
276
00:08:30,315 --> 00:08:31,247
l know.
277
00:08:31,316 --> 00:08:33,250
That we would never
show interest, care,
278
00:08:33,318 --> 00:08:36,219
or intervene in band mate's
personal lives.
279
00:08:36,288 --> 00:08:37,152
Never!
280
00:08:37,222 --> 00:08:38,587
- l know.
- Yeahhhhh.
281
00:08:38,657 --> 00:08:40,181
So we're still sticking
to that, then?
282
00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,691
That's been working so far.
283
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,421
Yeah, it has.
l mean, it has.
284
00:08:43,495 --> 00:08:45,861
l wouldn't have a place
to talk if we were to, you know,
285
00:08:45,931 --> 00:08:48,297
intervene 'cause of how much
l drink, but.
286
00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:49,958
We can talk [beep]
about him right?
287
00:08:50,035 --> 00:08:51,627
We can talk [beep]
about him right?
288
00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:52,635
Yeah dat's not intersvenin's.
289
00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:54,672
As long as it doesn't ''help''
him, l think we're good.
290
00:08:54,739 --> 00:08:57,299
No, in fact,
it hurts him maybe so, great.
291
00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,273
That's even better.
292
00:08:58,343 --> 00:08:59,332
Ok, then.
293
00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:00,776
What the [beep] is
wrong with him?
294
00:09:00,846 --> 00:09:01,778
Yeah, what an asshole?
295
00:09:01,847 --> 00:09:02,836
ldiot!
296
00:09:02,914 --> 00:09:04,506
That guys been's doin's a lot
of days time drinkings.
297
00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,517
Yeah,
he's a [beep] mess!
298
00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:08,985
Yeah, did you smell
his breath lately? Yikes.
299
00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:11,045
Maybe it's all that weird [beep]
that he's been going through
300
00:09:11,122 --> 00:09:12,419
kinda coming back
to him, you know?
301
00:09:12,491 --> 00:09:13,389
That sounded dangerously
302
00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:14,823
close to ''showing interest,''
Nathan.
303
00:09:14,893 --> 00:09:16,417
You're right, you're right.
You're right, l'm done.
304
00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:17,928
l'm done.
He's fine. He's fine.
305
00:09:17,996 --> 00:09:18,963
lt's funny.
306
00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:20,088
And no one's getting hurt.
307
00:09:20,165 --> 00:09:22,099
Except for just now when
he just fell down the stairs.
308
00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,293
He got hurt.
309
00:09:23,368 --> 00:09:25,199
- lt's still funny.
- lt's still funny.
310
00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,295
No, it's funny.
lt's slapstick.
311
00:09:27,372 --> 00:09:28,339
Classics comedy.
312
00:09:28,406 --> 00:09:29,600
Hey guys?
313
00:09:29,674 --> 00:09:34,202
One other thing before we,
uh, disperse.
314
00:09:34,279 --> 00:09:36,713
Uh, this whole thing about us
sucking our own you know what...
315
00:09:36,781 --> 00:09:38,112
Yeah.
316
00:09:38,183 --> 00:09:39,844
l think we should just
put that chapter behind us.
317
00:09:39,918 --> 00:09:40,782
l mean, it's just --
318
00:09:40,852 --> 00:09:42,149
it's just too gay for words.
319
00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,585
You know you're right,
you're right.
320
00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:45,520
My heart hurts,
but l think you're right.
321
00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:47,217
Look, and l also thought
about this.
322
00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:48,259
l mean,
323
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,988
l mean, sucking your own hmph
it's not very metal.
324
00:09:51,062 --> 00:09:52,086
l mean we don't need any
extra reasons,
325
00:09:52,163 --> 00:09:53,892
but l'm just you know--
failures.
326
00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:54,795
We're failures.
327
00:09:54,866 --> 00:09:55,696
Don'ts does dat.
328
00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:56,734
We're failures.
329
00:09:56,801 --> 00:09:59,565
No, just listens it wasn'ts
meants to be, okay?
330
00:09:59,638 --> 00:10:00,570
Alright, okay.
331
00:10:00,639 --> 00:10:01,628
So we're all in agreement then?
332
00:10:01,706 --> 00:10:04,140
No more trying to suck
our own [beep].
333
00:10:04,209 --> 00:10:05,141
Agreed.
334
00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:07,075
Whoa--
335
00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:08,339
Whoopsie daisy!
336
00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:09,675
[ laughing ]
337
00:10:11,983 --> 00:10:13,917
You've considered
my proposition?
338
00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:15,509
Yes l have.
339
00:10:15,587 --> 00:10:16,815
Your alliance would mean
much to us.
340
00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:19,083
You bring forth great cunning
and strength.
341
00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:21,387
And you could get me
close to Explosion.
342
00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:23,393
And after you've had
your way with him.
343
00:10:23,461 --> 00:10:25,622
You may do as you wish.
344
00:10:26,298 --> 00:10:28,391
CHARLES:
Test Mordhaus defense systems.
345
00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:30,263
Systems engage.
346
00:10:30,335 --> 00:10:32,530
System functioning
at 100% sir.
347
00:10:32,604 --> 00:10:33,536
Very good.
348
00:10:33,605 --> 00:10:34,833
Flightklok Captain 408?
349
00:10:34,906 --> 00:10:36,874
Do you have your flight
trajectory post concert?
350
00:10:36,942 --> 00:10:37,874
Yes, sir.
351
00:10:37,943 --> 00:10:39,001
Very good then.
352
00:10:39,077 --> 00:10:41,705
You all have the dossiers
on the people of interest?
353
00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:42,804
Sir, yes we do.
354
00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:44,371
Any luck finding him?
355
00:10:44,449 --> 00:10:46,747
Regretfully no, sir.
356
00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:49,309
Where are you, you crafty
son of a bitch?
357
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,945
Where are you?
358
00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:53,013
Should anything
go wrong whatsoever
359
00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:54,023
l'm looking to you.
360
00:10:54,092 --> 00:10:56,060
You are the best soldiers
we have.
361
00:10:56,127 --> 00:10:58,254
This will no doubt be the most
dangerous night in your life
362
00:10:58,330 --> 00:10:59,695
and Dethklok's life.
363
00:10:59,764 --> 00:11:01,026
Protect yourselves,
364
00:11:01,099 --> 00:11:02,430
protect Mordhaus,
365
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:03,489
and most of all,
366
00:11:03,568 --> 00:11:04,535
protect Dethklok.
367
00:11:04,603 --> 00:11:05,695
Yes, sir!
368
00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,704
Sir, the shuttles are ready
to take you and the band
369
00:11:07,772 --> 00:11:08,932
to the performance rendezvous.
370
00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:11,601
Let's make sure this record
drops the way that it should.
371
00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:12,836
Without a [beep] hitch.
372
00:11:13,111 --> 00:11:15,079
Fall out.
373
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,978
Alright, it's time to go.
374
00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:21,177
Wait, where are they?
375
00:11:21,252 --> 00:11:22,446
l called them an hour ago.
376
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,509
Ooohhh!
377
00:11:23,588 --> 00:11:25,488
Ow, my back!
378
00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:28,355
Get us a chiropractor
on the Dethcopter, A.S.A.P.
379
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,358
Where is everybody else?
380
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,359
Ow! Ow! My back!
381
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,486
Another chiropractor.
382
00:11:31,563 --> 00:11:32,689
Aw my back!
383
00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,199
l don'ts feels good.
384
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:38,201
Way to go being all
hung-over.
385
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,099
Let's get another stretcher,
386
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,933
get some B12 shots,
and make some black coffee.
387
00:11:41,005 --> 00:11:41,835
Guys?
388
00:11:41,906 --> 00:11:43,373
- Yeah?
- Let's make it happen.
389
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,271
Asshole. Sorry.
390
00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,380
lt's the night before
the official release
391
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,438
of Dethklok's highly anticipated
new album.
392
00:11:51,516 --> 00:11:52,448
Major cities around the world
393
00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:54,451
are throwing their own
Dethklok parties.
394
00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:57,511
This day has officially passed
New Year's in popularity.
395
00:11:57,756 --> 00:11:58,586
And even more exciting
and decadent
396
00:11:58,656 --> 00:12:00,851
will be the Dethklok
CD release party
397
00:12:00,925 --> 00:12:04,190
held at Dethklok's multi
compound fortress home Mordhaus.
398
00:12:04,262 --> 00:12:05,752
ANCHOR:
40,000 lucky fans
399
00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:07,525
are being brought to an
undisclosed location
400
00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:10,500
for an intimate
exclusive 'private' performance.
401
00:12:10,568 --> 00:12:12,297
Fans and journalists have
scoured the Earth
402
00:12:12,370 --> 00:12:14,270
to find these Dethklok concert
grounds.
403
00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:17,399
The world is left wondering
''where will this concert be?''
404
00:12:24,783 --> 00:12:30,278
" "
405
00:12:56,448 --> 00:13:02,512
" "
406
00:13:23,808 --> 00:13:25,799
" Tonight we ride "
407
00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:29,142
" On clouds of fire "
408
00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:32,377
" "
409
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,975
" We sit with gods "
410
00:13:35,053 --> 00:13:37,851
" Our death's desire "
411
00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:41,153
" "
412
00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:43,854
" We fear no mortals "
413
00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:47,489
" ln these worlds "
414
00:13:47,899 --> 00:13:50,459
" "
415
00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:52,867
" The gift we give you "
416
00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:55,235
" ls your soul "
417
00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:58,469
" "
418
00:13:58,543 --> 00:14:02,707
" Fly with us tonight "
419
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:06,944
" "
420
00:14:16,761 --> 00:14:17,819
[ applause ]
421
00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:20,057
Oh great, another douche bag
industry party.
422
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:22,963
CHARLES:
Guys, stick around
423
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,298
there's a bunch of people l
wanna introduce you to.
424
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,337
Try not to get too wasted.
425
00:14:26,404 --> 00:14:27,462
C'mon dats not fair.
426
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:28,471
lt's a party!
427
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,474
How about just pace
yourselves.
428
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,941
Not like your buddy over there.
429
00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,500
[ retches ]
430
00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:34,670
Why are you hunched over?
431
00:14:34,746 --> 00:14:36,373
Well, you see, l tried
to suck my own d--
432
00:14:36,447 --> 00:14:38,074
uhhh,
433
00:14:38,149 --> 00:14:39,377
l tried --
434
00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:43,409
l had to save some babies!
435
00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:45,956
Skwisgaar, this is
the label head's son,
436
00:14:46,024 --> 00:14:48,424
he wanted to ask you a couple
quick questions about guitar.
437
00:14:48,493 --> 00:14:49,790
Uh, you guys have fun.
438
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:52,421
l'm gonna be the fastest
guitar player ever.
439
00:14:52,497 --> 00:14:53,725
Sures, yeah.
440
00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:56,665
One day, l'm gonna be
the greatest guitar player
441
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:57,666
that the world's ever seen.
442
00:14:57,735 --> 00:14:58,667
Good. Goods for you.
443
00:14:58,736 --> 00:14:59,964
Goods for you.
444
00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:06,810
So, what kinda amps are
you gonna be using?
445
00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:08,812
Ones dat makes my guitars
louders, okay?
446
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,814
How many guitars do you
take on the road?
447
00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:11,814
A millions billions.
448
00:15:11,883 --> 00:15:13,510
How many extra strings
do you take?
449
00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:14,643
Exactly how many packs,
450
00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:16,653
or how many strings
by themselves?
451
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:18,188
How many strings
by themselves.
452
00:15:18,256 --> 00:15:19,188
Ones millions.
453
00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:21,191
What kind of cables do you use?
Do you use wireless?
454
00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:23,193
Well that's actuallys
interestings,
455
00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:24,193
l has been experi--
456
00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:25,729
l gotta go.
457
00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,232
Dis parties ams dildos.
458
00:15:33,304 --> 00:15:35,135
Dancing for the cracker.
That's what we're doing.
459
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:36,036
lt's humiliating.
460
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,337
Congrats! How about hugs
all around? Congrats!
461
00:15:38,409 --> 00:15:40,070
What are those guys
doing with that?
462
00:15:40,144 --> 00:15:41,076
That's the master.
463
00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:42,339
Those boys are just taking it
downstairs
464
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,074
to put it
in the secret vault.
465
00:15:44,148 --> 00:15:46,810
Be careful boys, that's our
livelihood right there!
466
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,818
Should we say ''secret vault''
like at the top of our lungs?
467
00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:50,820
Hey l don't give
a [beep] woooooo!
468
00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:53,322
Hey we're puttings our
valuables in the secrets vault,
469
00:15:53,391 --> 00:15:54,323
everybodys checks it out!
470
00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:56,326
Alright, Skwisgaar, that's --
okay.
471
00:15:56,394 --> 00:15:59,090
[ rumbling ]
472
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:00,925
Get a team around the boys.
473
00:16:06,304 --> 00:16:09,034
[ sizzling ]
474
00:16:10,842 --> 00:16:11,774
What's going on?
475
00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,504
We just got hit by some huge
force, we don't know what it is.
476
00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:14,476
And the shields?
477
00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:15,876
They're down.
478
00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,115
Those missiles are coming
from there.
479
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:21,151
Release the Dethspiders.
480
00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:35,258
[ sizzling ]
481
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,267
We need to take
that thing out.
482
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:38,825
You get on Dethklok now.
483
00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:40,837
Get the guests to safety
and you have the Dethsoldiers
484
00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:42,463
meet me in front of the alpha
hatch in five.
485
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,673
Fire drill!
486
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,674
Fire drill!
487
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:46,937
Fire drill!
488
00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,478
Band fire chief!
489
00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:51,014
l'm talking about saving
your lives!
490
00:16:51,082 --> 00:16:52,071
Fire drill!
491
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,174
Fire drill!
492
00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:56,982
Ladies and gentlemen,
keep calm and stay low!
493
00:16:57,055 --> 00:16:59,023
l will usher you to safety!
494
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:00,557
Hey mama, follow me.
495
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,024
lf you want to live.
496
00:17:02,093 --> 00:17:03,025
Pickles!
497
00:17:03,094 --> 00:17:04,026
Skwisgaar!
498
00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:05,027
The master!
499
00:17:05,096 --> 00:17:06,324
Save the master!
500
00:17:06,397 --> 00:17:07,329
The master?
501
00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:08,626
The master record!
502
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,361
Oooh, right!
Right!
503
00:17:12,804 --> 00:17:13,930
[ woman groans ]
504
00:17:16,674 --> 00:17:17,732
[ gunshot ]
505
00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:19,242
[ woman groans ]
506
00:17:19,677 --> 00:17:22,339
Toki!
507
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,447
Toki!!!
508
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:26,842
Somethings smokings?
509
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:29,853
Dids l leaves the Lunchables
in the microwaves?
510
00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:32,481
Get up, get on my back.
511
00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:35,321
You minds if is pass outs
for the rest of this?
512
00:17:40,164 --> 00:17:41,893
[ beep beep ]
513
00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:51,264
We're safe here for now.
514
00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:52,541
Arhhhhhhh!!
515
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:55,511
You don't know me
but l know you.
516
00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:04,015
[ gunfire ]
517
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,158
Stands behinds me.
518
00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:14,528
[ grunting ]
519
00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:17,193
Wow, and the necks is
still straights.
520
00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:19,002
You.
521
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:20,332
You tried to kill me.
522
00:18:20,404 --> 00:18:21,428
Kill?
523
00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:22,700
No.
524
00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:25,004
What do you want,
you crazy bitch?
525
00:18:25,076 --> 00:18:27,476
l show you what l want.
526
00:18:29,247 --> 00:18:30,680
Get away from there!
527
00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:31,874
That was a backdraft.
528
00:18:31,949 --> 00:18:33,883
Everyone just stay calm!
529
00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:36,283
You're saving all
these people's lives!
530
00:18:36,354 --> 00:18:38,117
Just doing my job.
531
00:18:39,657 --> 00:18:40,885
[ grunts ]
532
00:18:42,627 --> 00:18:43,457
[ glass breaks ]
533
00:18:43,528 --> 00:18:45,189
Takes dat,
you German whore.
534
00:18:45,263 --> 00:18:47,094
- Toki!
- Takes that.
535
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,135
[ gunfire continues ]
536
00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:04,642
Such a shame, she's so hot,
so [beep] crazy.
537
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:05,943
Just figureds that out?
538
00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:07,678
All the hots ones is crazy.
539
00:19:07,752 --> 00:19:08,684
l guess you're right.
540
00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:10,186
The ugly ones too.
541
00:19:29,106 --> 00:19:30,937
There's a fire.
542
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:36,345
l'm only saying this
543
00:19:36,414 --> 00:19:38,348
because you're so drunk that
you aren't going to remember
544
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,350
and you won't tell on me for
giving a [beep]
545
00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:41,350
about your life, but,
546
00:19:41,419 --> 00:19:43,614
man you've been [beep]
way too drunk lately.
547
00:19:43,688 --> 00:19:44,620
Hey Nathans?
548
00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:46,384
ls de real reasons
you tells me dis
549
00:19:46,457 --> 00:19:48,925
is because you cares
about me?
550
00:19:48,993 --> 00:19:49,925
Oh god.
551
00:19:49,994 --> 00:19:51,222
You cares about me!
552
00:19:51,295 --> 00:19:53,354
Oh, Toki, don't do this
to me right now.
553
00:19:53,431 --> 00:19:54,363
Don't throw up.
554
00:19:54,432 --> 00:19:56,059
[ retches ]
555
00:20:19,123 --> 00:20:22,786
l am going to show you
something
556
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,727
That you need to know.
557
00:20:35,606 --> 00:20:39,201
[ evil laughter ]
558
00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:42,144
You are mine now.
559
00:20:42,213 --> 00:20:44,010
[ laughter continues ]
560
00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:47,884
[ panting ]
561
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,316
This is where it all ends.
562
00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:52,311
We are deads.
563
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:55,291
Skwisgaar,
before we die...
564
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:57,259
Yes, my friends?
565
00:20:57,328 --> 00:20:59,421
l...
l did it.
566
00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:01,692
What are you talkings
about?
567
00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:03,791
Last night, l --
568
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:04,800
l did it.
569
00:21:04,869 --> 00:21:08,032
l sucked my own [beep]
last night.
570
00:21:08,105 --> 00:21:09,197
[ sniffles ]
571
00:21:09,273 --> 00:21:10,740
l can die now.
572
00:21:41,005 --> 00:21:42,939
l want you to stay alive.
573
00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:46,841
l want you to stay alive
while l torture you.
574
00:21:46,911 --> 00:21:50,074
l want you to feel the pain.
575
00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:52,945
[ grunts ]
576
00:21:53,017 --> 00:21:55,076
That's my bread and butter
you're [beep] with.
577
00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:59,676
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