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lt's time to check in on the
boys in the band
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to see who's dating who.
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They're living the charmed life,
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with a new girl for each day of
the week.
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But will these bad boys of metal
ever settle down?
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Maybe not.
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Remember ''Natebecca''?
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lt was the storybook romance
that took a turn for the tragic
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when actress/model
Rebecca Nightrod fell down
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several flights of stairs and
landed herself in a coma.
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But Nathan Explosion stayed by
her side through it all...
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until it became clear to the
public that it was over.
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Rebecca Nightrod,
still in a coma,
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was spotted in public
canoodling with billionaire
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hotel heir Walt Perkins.
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Explosion was out of the picture
and left behind.
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Raa!
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Raa!
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Raa!
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PlCKLES:
You're better off without her, bro.
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Yeah, dude,
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we can hang out like we used to,
you know?
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You don't get it.
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She was the ultimate girlfriend.
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Dude, she was in a coma.
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You were just infatuated with
her unconsciousness.
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That can't last forevers.
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Come on, don't leave
us hanging out here.
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lt's freezing!
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Guys, l been thinking.
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[ thunder crashes ]
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lt's time l start dating again.
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "
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Slut!
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Toki!
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She's slut.
Look at her.
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Take it easy, man.
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You don't call women bad words,
man.
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That's women.
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You got to respect them.
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What are you talking about?
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What?
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Nothing.
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l just pinned you as a classic
woman hater.
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Well, that's
disappointing, Pickles,
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that you would just blindly
label a person.
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That's, uh, that's just pretty
disappointing.
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Well, you are the
one that walks around
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talkings about how they ams --
l don't know --
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poisonous serpents with
tits.
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Yeah? So?
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What do you mean
''yeah? So?''
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You said that about women.
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Now you're defending them a lot.
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Okay, fine, look.
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Oh, boy, you guys.
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l may have said a couple kooky
things about the ladies,
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but that was before, man.
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You got to defend their honor,
you know?
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Like a hero.
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- And?
- And what?
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Well, you will defend their
honor in the eyes
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of the women,
and thens what happens?
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Well, you know, just...
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Well, then they sleep with you.
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Yeah! l knew it!
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Aw, come on.
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Aw, that is the
angles rights there!
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Oh, busteds.
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Another cheap ploy
to trick the girls
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into sleeping with you by
pretending to be valiant.
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So?!
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Classic Murderface.
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NATHAN:
Hey, guys.
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You know l've decided
to start dating,
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and l'll probably be
bringing some girls back here,
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so, uh, l'd really like it if
you guys made a point
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to not [bleep] that up for me.
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There.
l feel better having said that.
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What does that mean?
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l mean, how do we [bleep]
anything up?
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lf anything,
we make it better.
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We makes it better.
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Maybe we come off, you know,
like rock stars around people,
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and maybe we could just
be a little bit nicer.
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We can't helps it.
We are rock stars.
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What am l gonna do,
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stand there like a
cigar-store lndian?
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l got to be charming!
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l can't help it!
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Okay.
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l mean, like,
let's support him.
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l guess that's what l'm saying.
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STAMPlNGSTON:
Gentlemen,
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Nathan Explosion is now
officially single.
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This information has
only recently reached
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the female public,
and already women around
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the world are in
a state of chaos.
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And now these women
are doing everything
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that they can to get
Nathan Explosion's attention.
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Yes, but there's
another group
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of even more dangerous women --
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a group called
Succuboso Explosion,
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led by a woman named
Lavona Succuboso,
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who has vowed
to capture Explosion
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and breed him with her female
followers.
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We believe that she will surface
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on the night of the next
Dethklok concert.
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l believe that Lavona
has the power to rid
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the world of
Nathan Explosion.
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PlCKLES:
Go, Skwisgaar. lt's your turn.
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Go. Go-go-go-go-go-go.
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SKWlSGAAR:
l am going.
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Hold on. l am thinking.
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Uh, okay. ls this a word?
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Q-u-h-z-k?
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''Quhzk.''
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That's what the duck says.
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All right, whatever.
Quhzk.
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That's 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10...
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52 points.
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52 points --
that's good.
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[ door closes ]
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Okay, guys,
Nathan's here with a girl,
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so, remember,
let's just help him out.
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Just help him get through this,
all right?
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Don't worry.
l won't do the hero thing,
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'cause we don't want her to
focus on me.
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NATHAN:
Uh, hey, guys, this is, um, Rachel.
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Uh, we're just gonna hang out.
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l was gonna show her stuff,
uh, in my room.
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Oh, well, that's interesting.
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Rachel? l'm Pickles.
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Sorry that Nathan is so rude.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Oh, my god.
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You have got soft hands.
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Aw, looks at you.
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You likes the prettiest little
porcelains doll.
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Could you gets any cuter?
l don't think so.
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Let me just put
this out here.
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lf anybody says one thing
to you,
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l will crush their skull!
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My hands are lethal weapons!
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Okay, guys.
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Enough, all right?
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Okay, we're gonna split,
so, uh...
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Holds on, holds on.
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We never gets to meets
anybodys ups here.
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Always working.
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Don't you wants to meet us,
Rachel?
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l would like to meet you guys.
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l've heard so much
about all of you.
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l am afraid thats
it's all true.
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Takes us in to
the police officers.
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We are guilty as
charged.
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[ clears throat ]
lntroduction.
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Sorry. l'm sorry.
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That's Pickles and Murderface and --
you get the idea.
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They all have names and
everything.
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What are you guys
doing over there?
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Nothing.
They're playing a game.
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Would yous likes to play
a game with us?
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She doesn't want to
play with you guys!
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Nathan.
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Nathans.
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You don't raise your voice
to your best friends.
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Guys, l just want
to go upstairs and,
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you know, hang out.
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What do you mean
''hang out''?
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l mean, you know...
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hang out --
you know, sitting.
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You can sit down here.
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What are you trying --
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l'm just saying,
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maybe it would be a little bit
more intimate
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and quiet over there,
you know?
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We are your friends.
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We can't be intimates
and quiets here?
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Yeah, we can be
really quiet.
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Yeah, we can play
Scrabble silently.
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Nathan, you know how
quiet we can be.
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Yeah, so, if you want us to be quiet,
we'll just be quiet.
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All right! One game!
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Fine!
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[ foreign accent ]
Soon, my sisters,
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we will have what we need
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to begin our own colony of
Explosionites.
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We are the vessels that hold
the future.
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ALL:
We are the vessels that hold the future.
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And you, Nathan.
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Beautiful Nathan.
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You will provide the seed that
will go inside of each us.
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We will build powerful warriors
with your help.
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Test the loin extractor.
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[ electricity crackles ]
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- Wow!
- Oh!
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Applause.
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''Aquarium''?
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Wow, Rachel, that's...
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''Aquarium.''
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That's like 37 points.
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Aw, you guys are the best.
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[ groaning ]
l'm going to bed.
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Okay, see ya.
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- Anyways...
- Real smart.
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How did you thinks
of that?
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Uh, l'll call you,
or call me.
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Ugh.
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PlCKLES:
l liked Rachel. She's fun.
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Sweet kid.
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l'm gonna texts Rachels
just to say hi.
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Do you wants me to say hi from
you guys, too?
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Yeah, say hi for me.
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Say hi for me.
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Send.
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Oh.
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Check it out over there.
[ laughs ]
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Guys, watch and learn.
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Oh, god. Don't talk to us.
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Please don't talk to us.
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[ groans ]
Don't mind me, ladies.
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Just patrolling these parts here,
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making sure it's safe for
your kind.
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You know --
women.
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[ chuckles ]
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Yeah, well, it seems --
seems pretty safe.
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But l'm sure someone's gonna
shoot their mouth off,
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and then
you'll see what's up!
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Hey, what's going on?
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You need some help or something?
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Nothing!
Get out of here!
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l'm defending them.
l'm keeping them safe.
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From whos?
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No one's here to be mean
to them.
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Yeah, what bars do you
hangs out at where girls
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needs their honors constantly
defended, you know?
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The Double Deuce froms
''Road House''?
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Oh, my god!
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You're Skwisgaar Skwigelf!
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Oh, l know you.
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Yous are the two beautifuls
ladies at the bars, right?
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Oh, my god!
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That's enough,
Skwisgaar.
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Can't you see l was here first?
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Sorry, ladies.
Murderface has laid claims to yous.
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No! He hates women!
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Who said that?
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Anyone that says anything
negative towards a woman,
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l will beat the [bleep] out of them.
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We said that.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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- Uh...
- Wait a minute.
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Aren't you the bass player?
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Why are we even talking to you?
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Shouldn't you be, like,
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unloading equipment or
something?
260
00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:03,591
Don't you need to put some
water bottles on the stage?
261
00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:05,600
Don't you have to, like,
steam their costumes?
262
00:08:05,668 --> 00:08:08,364
l love how bass players just
pretend they're working
263
00:08:08,437 --> 00:08:10,132
as hard onstage as the other
bandmates.
264
00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:12,333
Bass is the
foundation of the band!
265
00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:15,343
Why don't you make like a
bass guitar and be inaudible?
266
00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,208
Uh, hey, guys.
267
00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,440
This is Amanda.
268
00:08:18,514 --> 00:08:22,746
That's Pickles, Toki, and
Skwisgaar, and, uh, Murderface.
269
00:08:22,818 --> 00:08:24,979
Hey!
270
00:08:25,054 --> 00:08:27,147
What the hell is she
doing here?
271
00:08:27,223 --> 00:08:28,690
Uh, l don't know.
272
00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,192
We gets along, so we invites her
over to the house.
273
00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,124
Great.
274
00:08:32,194 --> 00:08:33,627
That's not weird or anything.
275
00:08:33,696 --> 00:08:35,288
l mean,
here l am on another date,
276
00:08:35,364 --> 00:08:36,592
and there's the old one.
277
00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:37,963
''The old one''?
278
00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:39,126
[ laughing ]
What?
279
00:08:39,201 --> 00:08:40,896
''The old one''?
That's what you call her?
280
00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:42,028
Nathans, comes here.
281
00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,594
l'd likes to talks to you for a
second.
282
00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:44,503
What are you doing?
283
00:08:44,573 --> 00:08:46,200
Nothing. What?
l'm on a date.
284
00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,173
Just like that?
285
00:08:47,243 --> 00:08:48,175
What about Rachels?
286
00:08:48,244 --> 00:08:49,506
What about her?
287
00:08:49,578 --> 00:08:50,704
l went on a date with her.
288
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,769
So, that's it?
289
00:08:51,847 --> 00:08:52,939
Just poofs --
she's gones?
290
00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,141
So, wait a minute.
291
00:08:54,216 --> 00:08:55,740
Let me get this straight,
Nathan.
292
00:08:55,818 --> 00:08:57,547
Are you breaking up with Rachel?
293
00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,589
l was never in a
relationship with Rachel.
294
00:09:00,656 --> 00:09:02,055
And now what?
295
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,489
We can't do anything with her?
296
00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:06,027
We're taking a
Chinese-cooking class together.
297
00:09:06,095 --> 00:09:07,460
Why did you do that?!
298
00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:09,191
Because she's wonderful.
299
00:09:09,265 --> 00:09:12,098
Because she's a
wonderful lady, dude, okay?
300
00:09:12,168 --> 00:09:14,295
Why can we see that
and you can't?
301
00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:15,598
Get out of my life!
302
00:09:23,546 --> 00:09:25,537
Hey, uh, Nathan, l understand
you're experiencing
303
00:09:25,614 --> 00:09:28,378
a little bit of girl trouble.
304
00:09:28,451 --> 00:09:30,282
Just wanted to lend you a
shoulder to,
305
00:09:30,353 --> 00:09:32,082
uh, you know, to...
306
00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,384
you seem like you're okay.
307
00:09:34,457 --> 00:09:35,685
For the record, l tried.
308
00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:37,919
PlCKLES:
Okay, you are all beautiful.
309
00:09:37,993 --> 00:09:41,724
You're beautiful, wonderful
ladies with personalities,
310
00:09:41,797 --> 00:09:44,664
style, sophistication.
311
00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:48,067
And we're talking about a guy
who doesn't know what he wants.
312
00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:49,365
You guys are too good for him.
313
00:09:49,438 --> 00:09:51,303
He doesn't know
what he wants.
314
00:09:51,374 --> 00:09:53,171
Does he want this?
He doesn't know.
315
00:09:53,242 --> 00:09:54,072
Does he want that?
316
00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:55,542
He gots problems, yeah.
317
00:09:55,611 --> 00:09:57,272
What the fuck is happening here?
318
00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,870
Everyone leave now.
Get out of here!
319
00:09:58,948 --> 00:10:00,779
Sames times tomorrows, ladies.
320
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,374
NATHAN:
Do you know what you are?
321
00:10:02,451 --> 00:10:03,850
You're a bunch of [bleep]
blockers!
322
00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:05,250
Yeah, you're right!
323
00:10:05,321 --> 00:10:08,017
They don't want us to get any
of that sweet poontang!
324
00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,455
[ growls ]
325
00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,823
Look, you want to meet girls?
326
00:10:11,894 --> 00:10:13,521
Go out and meet them.
327
00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:14,426
Don't take mine!
328
00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:15,930
Tell 'em, big guy.
329
00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:17,693
Okay.
All right.
330
00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:21,999
Look, tomorrow night is our
first concert since...
331
00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:24,869
since l broke up with...Rebecca.
332
00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,999
But there are gonna be a lot of
nice young ladies
333
00:10:27,076 --> 00:10:28,907
there who will really want to
you-know-what.
334
00:10:28,978 --> 00:10:33,176
lf you stop that from happening,
l will actually kill you.
335
00:10:33,249 --> 00:10:34,580
Yeah --
dead.
336
00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:35,480
Ugh.
337
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,276
[ rock guitar playing ]
338
00:10:37,353 --> 00:10:39,378
[ audience cheering ]
339
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,455
" Dragoness,
you burned our homes "
340
00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:51,329
" You took our lives
and ate our souls "
341
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,732
" l will ride to your twin
mountains "
342
00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:54,861
" Your crevasse awaits "
343
00:10:54,937 --> 00:10:57,497
" l come for you tonight "
344
00:11:04,046 --> 00:11:05,638
Nathan, look out!
345
00:11:05,714 --> 00:11:07,375
N-o-o-o-o!
346
00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,418
[ electricity crackles ]
347
00:11:09,485 --> 00:11:11,009
N-o-o-o-o!
348
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:14,054
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
349
00:11:14,123 --> 00:11:15,021
Wow.
350
00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,421
l never actually knew that
351
00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:19,484
a [bleep] block could
save your life.
352
00:11:19,562 --> 00:11:20,756
Thank you, Murderface.
353
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,127
MURDERFACE:
That's okay, man.
354
00:11:22,198 --> 00:11:23,597
l'm a hero.
355
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,258
l'm a real hero!
356
00:11:25,308 --> 00:11:29,858
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