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MAN:
The Yaneemango lndians
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live in the most remote parts of
the Amazon jungle.
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PlCKLES:
What are we watching here?
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MURDERFACE:
Why are we watching this?
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NATHAN:
l'm watching it!
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MURDERFACE:
Change the channel!
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- Pickles, play it!
- Yeah, l will.
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TOKl:
No, no, that's rewind!
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- That's too fars!
- Play it!
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Looks at them.
They can't even skeak Spenglish.
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You guys, shut up
and get out of here.
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SKWlSGAAR:
You know?
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Get out!
This is interesting to me, so leave it!
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l'm one-fourth Yaneemango.
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...use a hallucinogenic drug
called Yopo.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
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What did that guy say?
Rewind.
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[ speaking backwards ]
Play.
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Yaneemango use a
hallucinogenic drug called Yopo.
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Yopo?
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Am l saying that right --
Yopo?
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...the nasal cavities by
means of a long pipe.
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PlCKLES:
Dude, that's awesome!
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l've never heard of that.
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The Yaneemango achieve a
trancelike state...
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l got to try that stuff.
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SKWlSGAAR:
You really don't.
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...communicate with the
spirit world with drumbeats.
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We wondered how the Yaneemango
would react to hearing
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the world's most popular art form,
Dethklok.
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[ heavy metal music plays ]
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" Do you folks like coffee? "
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PlCKLES:
Dude, there's so much information about this drug, Yopo.
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Dude, it says in here that the
people who take it
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turn into
their ancient animal form.
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Dude, that's --
that's pretty metal.
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Oh, that's awesome.
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Let me s-- hey, Pickle,
what would l turn into?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What do you think
l would turn into?
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PlCKLES:
Your breath smells.
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Murderface:
What?
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No, what would l turn into?
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Okay, just back off.
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Stop breathing over my shoulder.
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Just tell me what
animal l would turn into,
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and l'll leave you alone,
but make it really cool.
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Get out of here!
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- Snow beast.
- Go get out of here.
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l can't stop breathing
out of my nose.
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Let's look at
some other books.
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SKWlSGAAR:
Oh!
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Oh, this here says that
the Paos Ferro's woods
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in the Brazilians forest
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is what's yous could
totally makes guitars out of.
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l'm totally goings to do that.
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Oh, l'm totally goings
to do thats, too.
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Tokis, why's yous
gots to copies me all the times?
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l don'ts copies yous
all the times.
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Oh, yes, you does.
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Why can't not l have one thing
that am mine's?
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Hey, bud, what do
you got going on there?
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Nothing, just -- hey,
why don't you brush your teeth, man,
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stop breathing in
people's faces?
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l ain't brushing
my teeth in the library.
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That's ridiculous.
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l'm just reading
about my grandmother.
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lt's pretty brutal.
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lt's a diary of her trip
to the Amazon.
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GRANDMOTHER:
We were shipwrecked late last night.
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Most of our crew was crushed
by the rocks.
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The rest were speared and eaten
by the Yaneemango.
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My beloved Walter still,
as far as l know, is alive.
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Day 13 --
l have fallen in lust with Oto.
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We are powerful together.
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Day 24 --
After eating with the Yaneemango,
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l notice Walter's
pocket watch in my soup.
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l realized l had eaten the soup
of my beloved husband.
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Ate her husband
in a soup?
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Boy, that's totally
cannibal corpse.
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We're going to the Amazon.
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "
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SELATClA:
[ indistinct speaking ]
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He's here.
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ORLAAG:
General Crozier, thank you for coming.
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What's this all about?
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Like you, we are very concerned
about this Amazon trip,
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and we feel we need
someone on the ground
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to take action in case something
out of the ordinary occurs.
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l can have my men
mobilized in 24 hours.
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We already have my best soldiers
set to accompany you.
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With all due respect,
l would prefer to use mine.
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Surely you understand
the importance
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of keeping an eye on you, too,
General Crozier.
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Prepare to leave at once.
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SKWlSGAAR:
Gives to me this waterproofs guitars trunks
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and makes sures it can floats.
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And gives to me
waterproof guitars
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which shoots
out bugs repellant.
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Gives to me magic gloves whats
can makes my hands fly.
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Oh, gives to me
opposites werewolves
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that turns to humans when
the moons comes out.
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Gives to me the swords
that glows
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that shows me
which way that is north.
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Oh, gives to me a battle-axe
which shows me which way south.
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Stops copies me.
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You stops copy me.
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Stops copies me.
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You stops copies me.
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Stop copies me.
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Oh, oh, wait,
and get some bait.
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You get pretty big fish
down there.
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Better get some big worms and get --
you know what?
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Get snakes.
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Snakes are the biggest worms
out there.
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l'm sure there'll
be plenty of snakes down there.
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lt's the Amazon.
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There you go
penny-pinching again.
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Both:
Stops copies me.
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Stops copies me.
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Stops copies me.
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MURDERFACE:
Oh, this is --
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this is just awesome --
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a choice assortment of jerky --
sweet-bean spice...
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What the [bleep]-- close your mouth
when you talk, please.
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Fine, l'll starve!
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Then l'll be eating my
crocodile...
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l can't even understand you,
you little jerk.
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[bleep] you!
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You understand that?
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Both:
Stops copies me.
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Stops copies me.
Stops copies me.
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Maybe an entire
expedition isn't worth it.
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Couldn't we just send
them some hoodies.
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lt's always hoodies
with you.
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Will you --
will you just pay the bill?
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Stops copies me.
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[ jet engine roaring ]
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Did you know
there's an Amazonian catfish
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that can swim up your pee and
lay eggs in your ding dong?
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Okay, that's it.
l'm done eating, all right?
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Just -- ugh!
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lt's gross!
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You can mock me,
but watch out when you pee!
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Just back off a little,
all right?
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This a horrible combination
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of beef-jerky breath and
repulsive information, okay?
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l'm not interested.
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Fine, but you've
been warned.
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You've been warned, Pickles!
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Deth One to Hell Hammer.
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All clear?
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Hell Hammer to Deth One.
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All clear.
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[ propellers whirring ]
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[ radar beeping ]
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That's not supposed
to be there!
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Aah!
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Clear landing zone.
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Cease fire! Cease fire!
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Check it out!
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Check out your left!
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Reload! Reload!
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Come on! Let's go!
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Fire!
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Release Deth boat.
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MURDERFACE:
That's it, just get some of the good jungle air.
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Ahh, wind just whistling
through.
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SKWlSGAAR:
Hey, l makes everyone sandwiches.
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Pbht! Ohh, Murderface!
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What's going --
ohh, man!
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Murderface,
what is wrong with you?
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Oh, my god.
You are so repressed!
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lt's got nothing to
do with repressed!
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Hey, how about this?
l solve the problems.
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Put your shirts backs on!
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Look at your wiener.
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What?
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lt's disgusting.
You know, it's all gnarled.
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lt looks like you stuck it in a
hornet's nest or something.
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l happen to play
bass with it!
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lt's callous buildup!
What is this?
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lt's like Amazon boat church or
something!
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Can l please just take a leak
before l pull my shorts up?
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Can l do that?
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PlCKLES:
Fine, go ahead, but just promise to never do that again.
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Ahh!
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Oh, now l can see
your ass!
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Disgusting!
lt looks like cottage cheese!
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Just let me do this.
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Quick questions --
do you shave yours ass 'cause
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there's lots of stubbles
goings on there.
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Uh, quick answer --
[bleep] you!
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work out or something.
Look at your ass.
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Ahh!
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PlCKLES:
lt's a problem area.
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[ indistinct whispering ]
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Aah!
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[ metal crunching ]
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[ glass breaking ]
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MAN:
l'm sorry, master,
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but this river is too narrow
to boat over.
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l'm afraid we're going to have
to abandon the gear and --
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No, we're not gonna
abandon the gear.
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We'll pull the boat over
that mountain.
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You heard him! Get to work!
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[ wood cracking ]
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all:
Aah!
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My people.
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PlCKLES:
Hey, what do you think they plan on doing with us?
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Hopefully they
will rapes us with thems womens.
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What if they kills us?
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Doesn't anyone
want to know how l'm doing?
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Don't kill me!
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l-l'm pregnant with parasites!
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l have to live!
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They depend on me.
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SKWlSGAAR:
They can't kills me because
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there are little
goofball dildos dependings on me
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to plays the billions more notes
on the guitars.
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And they can't kills me,
neither,
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'cause l gots a
millions little goofball dildos...
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You know what?
Go ahead and kills me.
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Go aheads and kills me, too.
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l says it first,
and yous repeats it after me!
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Stops copies me!
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l says it first,
and you repeats me!
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Both:
Stops copies me!
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Stops copies me!
Stops copies me!
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[ speaking native language ]
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[ speaking native language ]
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MAN:
Get ready.
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Something's about to happen.
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Oh!
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Oh, dude!
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They're getting Yopo!
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Dude, if we're gonna die,
we're gonna die high!
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Yopo!
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Yopo!
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" l track my history "
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" Bloody burned family tree "
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" Native blood runs in me "
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" Murderous tendencies "
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" Keep bloodlust away "
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" Keep violence at bay "
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" Can't deny genetics "
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" Cannibal DNA "
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" Go perpetuate "
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" Go procreate "
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" Ensure homicide "
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" Keep bloodlines alive "
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" Our children will regress "
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" And hunger for the flesh "
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" They can't be controlled "
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" They hunger for your soul
tonight "
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Ravenwood:
Beware.
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General.
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General Crozier...
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you are dead.
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