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Aah!
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Be blind.
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So, are you still getting
those headaches?
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CROZlER:
l'm fine.
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All right, all right, you
stubborn son of a bitch.
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Hey, are you still having a hard
time remembering
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what happened
after the...
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After my mission.
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Everything's murky, and then
there's just a blank space.
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And your colleague?
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CROZlER:
Cardinal Ravenwood.
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They said he died
of a heart attack.
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And the nightmares?
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l just need to get
back to work.
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All right, my friend.
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Here's a prescription for you.
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And, hey, tell me if you start
remembering anything, all right?
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "
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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "
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" l'm...ticking...for...the...
Dethklok! Dethklok! "
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" Skwisgaar Skwigelf,
taller than a tree "
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" Toki Wartooth,
not a bumblebee "
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" William Murderface
Murderface Murderface "
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" Pickles the drummer "
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" Doodily doo, doodily doo "
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" Nathan Explosion "
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NEWS CASTER:
We are now in the middle
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of a record-setting global
economic depression.
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WOMAN:
lt has been months since the legendary metal band Dethklok
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was allegedly attacked by fans
in the Gulf of Danzig.
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MAN:
...believe that these dangerous events had forced
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the band to completely
reconsider public appearance.
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lt pains me that l do not
have the ability
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to bring Dethklok back
to the public,
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and therefore,
l give you this.
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[ gurgling ]
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CHARLES:
Gentlemen, l have the recording schedules right here.
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You'll see that we need
to get started
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on the new record pretty
soon, so...
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Uh, nothing?
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PlCKLES:
Can you just at least ask us how we're doing
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or something before you start
with all this robotic crap?
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[ lisping ]
Yeah,
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you're all like,
''here's the schedule''
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and ''now, get to work,
you ugly humps.''
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You're like a robot.
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You're like an emotionless
robot.
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Yeah, he is a robot.
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You're a robot.
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Robots are not to
be trusted.
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Okay, fine.
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How are all of you?
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SKWlSGAAR:
Hows are we's?
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We's in the middle of having a
[bleep] dinners meal.
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That's hows we am.
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Toki, you may clear the table
when you feel that it's time.
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Any of you guys mind if
l mace this stupid turkey?
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No, go ahead.
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l don't want no more.
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Aah!
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Take that, you stupid turkey!
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Right in your face.
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Uh, l'm sorry.
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What is that?
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Oh, it's a
pelvic-thrust mace belt.
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PlCKLES:
Yeah, pelvic-thrust mace belts.
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Now, we stand feet
shoulder width apart.
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One pelvic thrust.
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And then out comes the mace.
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Blind.
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Oh, you blinded my balls.
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That -- that actually burns,
horribly.
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- Oh, you know it!
- Well, ow.
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Well, that's great,
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even though the idea of macing
someone is to actually
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get it in their eyes
and not in their, uh,
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testicles because it doesn't
really do anything.
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Could you just please
get out of here?
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You have to get back
to work and into the studio,
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make another record,
so start thinking about that.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, start thinking about this!
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[ grunting ]
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CHARLES:
Actually, l had that table-- had that table --
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l had that table permanently
affixed to the floor.
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Don't you take away my ability to have
tantrums, all right?
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That you cannot have,
all right, you robot?
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l must say
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that l have never seen you this
reclusive and moody before,
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but there must be something we
can do to get you guys
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back out there playing shows.
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But what if there are fans out
there who want to kill us?
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Well, there won't be.
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l have a proposal.
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l think you'll be interested
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since your concern with security
has increased.
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A number of criminals are to be
executed soon,
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and the prison system
has asked you
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to perform
at this execution because --
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No. Pass.
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And they want you to
pick how they're executed.
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Oh! Oh!
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Darn! That's awesome!
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That's really awesome!
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ls this, uh,
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something you would consider
doing?
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Ugh! Yeah!
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But it's got to be really
[bleep] brutal.
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They're calling it a 21 -gun
suicide salute.
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By coinciding their official
return to the public
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with the biggest single act of
capital punishment
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in recorded history.
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These prisoners are being
called the worst of the worst,
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and they're all to be executed.
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Criminals from as far away as
Australia and Thailand
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have traveled here to be part of
this event.
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l consider it an honor to be
killed before Dethklok.
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Dethklok rules! Kill me!
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But some prisoners don't feel
the same.
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The now-famous cannibalistic
baby murderer Alfred Belmer,
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known for killing and eating up
to 27 4 babies and toddlers,
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had this to say.
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Dethklok is scum!
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lt's repulsive to the [bleep] ear.
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That's what it is.
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NEWS CASTER:
And so we wait, as all of the world does.
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Several hundred have died from
heatstroke and dehydration,
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but still, they wait.
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[ thunder crashes ]
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lt's an earthquake!
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[ heavy metal music plays ]
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lt's Dethklok!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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Let the party begin.
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" Fire! "
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" Fire! "
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lt's almost my birthday!
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" Fire! "
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[ cheers and applause ]
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[ singing indistinctly ]
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Oh, dear god, what is that?!
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" Say your goodbyes "
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" That was your life "
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" You'll pay all your penance "
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" Later get the death sentence "
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" D-d-d-d-d-d-die "
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" D-d-d-d-d-d-die "
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" D-d-d-d-d-d-die "
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" D-d-d-d-d-d-die "
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" D-d-d-d-d-d-die "
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" D-d-d-d-d-d-die "
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lt has crashed through the wall.
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The prisoners are escaping.
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And they're off running now!
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Eat this [bleep] rock,
you [bleep]
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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Yeah!
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And here lies the bloody
aftermath
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of history's worst
prison escape.
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[ mumbling ]
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l don't know if the country
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could ever come back from this
horrible tragedy.
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Stocks are climbing --
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a record turnaround for our
economy,
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especially with a new Dethklok
record on the horizon.
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Thank you, Dethklok.
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On behalf of America, thank you.
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- Die!
- Hit it!
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Yeah, yes!
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Good job, Pickles.
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Thanks.
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Aah!
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You know, mace turkeys
ain't that bad.
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lt tastes stingy.
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lt makes my
tongues numbs,
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but, yeah, it's good.
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lt's good for
lunch meat, you know,
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if you're on the go like me.
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l'm on the go usually.
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You wanted to talk
to me?
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Oh, yeah.
Sit down.
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No, thank you.
l'll stand.
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Oh, we--
We wanted to say we're sorry.
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There, there you go.
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Get out of here.
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You're sorry
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for releasing dangerous
criminals back into the streets?
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No, about calling you a robot.
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TOKl:
You're not a robot.
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NATHAN:
You're not a robot.
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- Not a robot.
- No, you are not.
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And we know that must have made
you feel bad.
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Mm-hmm.
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And listens --
you's the best butler
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we's ever had, so we no want
you's to quit.
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l'm uh, not a butler.
Never mind.
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That's all, then?
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PlCKLES:
That's it.
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l mean, uh, we're glad you
forced us out here again.
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You know, it felt good.
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A couple things l would have
done differently --
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You know--
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You mean like not
blind the stage driver
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and crash it into a prison of
dangerous criminals?
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[ laughs ]
No, that was a happy accident.
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l was talking about the lighting --
you know,
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changing that up a little bit --
not by much, just slightly,
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you know, 'cause the mood wasn't
totally captured, not totally.
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Very well.
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And l want those turns --
you know,
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Murderface and Toki's --
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down a little bit in
the main mix.
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Yeah, just little things,
you know.
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l wasn't crazy about my new
boots either.
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Comfort while playing is really
important.
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Yeah, it is.
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lt is, but no big deal.
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Hey, you'll get them next time.
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But, oh, hey --
hey.
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Yes?
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Keep up the great work.
See you later.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, and remember, start thinking
about that new record.
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Robot!
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Gentlemen,
it appears as if Dethklok is back.
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NATHAN:
" Fire! "
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" Fire! "
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" Fire! "
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" Fire! "
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[ singing indistinctly ]
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Chirp.
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