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ON A MUTILATED MISSION
TO INFLICT MERCILESS PAIN
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SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL
TO THE DEITY OF DETH
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SHE'S CONCOCTED YOUR MURDER
AND YOU'VE LOST ALL YOUR DEFENSE
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TRY
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE
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THE HUNT IS ON
YOUR LIFE IS GONE
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CASTRATIKRON
EYES
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THEY WILL GO BLIND
IF LOOKED BEYOND
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YOUR SOUL IS GONE
CASTRATIKRON ♪
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>> [ROARING]
>> NATHAN!
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NATHAN, LOOK!
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CAN YOU GET US BACKSTAGE?
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WE'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE!
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WE'LL TOTALLY SUCK YOUR HOG!
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>> NATHAN!
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>> YEAH, WE'LL TOTALLY
GANG-BANG YOU!
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ALL OF US WILL!
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NATHAN!
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CUT OUR FACES OFF!
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CUT MY ARMS OFF!
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>> UH...
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I--I--I CAN'T.
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>> WHAT'S HE SAYING?
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>> WHAT'S HE SAYING?!
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>> I CAN'T.
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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW.
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>> NO!
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NO!
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
WHO
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ROCK
DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> [WOMEN GIGGLING]
>> HEY, NATE.
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WHAT THE HELL?
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AIN'T YOU GONNA GET PAINTED BY
NAKED LADIES WITH US?
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>> NO.
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I'M--I'M COOL.
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>> ALWAYS YOUS GETS PAINTED BY
NAKED LADY, HUH?
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YOU LOVES IT.
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>> I WANT TO GO NOW!
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>> WHAT THE HELLS, NATHAN?
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YOU BRING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
BACKSTAGE?
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>> SHE KNOW HOW--WHERE IT IS,
YOU KNOW, SO...
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>> SHE'S PROBABLY KEEPING WATCH
LIKE A HAWK.
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>> IT'S ANOTHER JUDGMENTAL BIRD
FACE BAND-WRECKER.
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>> WHAT?
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>> WHAT? NOTHING.
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GOD, YOU'RE PARANOID.
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OH, THERE'S MY DRINK OVER THERE.
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GOTTA GO!
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>> YOUS GONNA HANGS OUT.
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COME ON.
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>> WE GOTTA GO.
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WE GOT PLANS WITH MY PARENTS,
REMEMBER?
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>> YEAH, I WISH I COULD, BUT--
>> LET'S GO.
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>> [GRUNTING]
FEEL, UH, FREE TO HELP ME OUT
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WITH THIS.
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>> THE WORLD SEEMS TO BE GOING
CRAZY OVER THE WHIRLWIND ROMANCE
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OF DETHKLOK FRONTMAN NATHAN
EXPLOSION AND CELEBRITY
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PERSONALITY REBECCA NIGHTROD,
NOW SIMPLY KNOWN AS NATEBECCA OR
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REBESPLOSION.
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DESPITE THE THOUSANDS OF FEMALE
SUICIDES, IT LOOKS LIKE THE
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WORLD HAS COME TO EMBRACE THE
JOINING OF THESE TWO MEDIA
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MONSTERS.
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NO TALK OF BABIES YET, BUT WE'VE
DONE SOME WORK ON OUR OWN AND
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ARE READY TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT
THE METAL BABY GOD MIGHT LOOK
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LIKE.
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>> IT APPEARS THAT NATHAN
EXPLOSION HAS FOUND HIMSELF
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A GIRLFRIEND.
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>> A CELEBRITY GIRLFRIEND.
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>> HER NAME IS REBECCA NIGHTROD,
AND SHE'S A WORLD-CLASS TENNIS
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PLAYER TURNED SITCOM ACTOR/
MODEL.
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>> AND HER FATHER IS A DECORATED
DIGNITARY.
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VERY INFLUENTIAL IN THE
POLITICAL WORLD.
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>> GENTLEMEN, CELEBRITY
RELATIONSHIP EXPERT HORACE
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MARMINGBLAT WIMPLESTEIN JR.
>> WHEN TWO HIGH-PROFILE
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CELEBRITIES BEGIN A
RELATIONSHIP, IT CAN UPSET THE
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BALANCE OF THE WORLD.
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THE JOINING OF THESE TWO
MONUMENTAL EGOS CAN CREATE A
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SOCIOLOGICAL SUPERNOVA THAT
OVERSHADOWS WORLDLY EVENTS AND
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SHIFTS THE PERSPECTIVE FROM
IMPORTANCE TO PERIPHERAL.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THIS MAKES
THE AMERICAN PUBLIC EVEN MORE
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STUPID AND MALLEABLE, BUT THE
BAD NEWS IS THAT IT MAKES THEM,
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THE COUPLE, THOUSANDS OF TIMES
MORE POWERFUL, AND WE CANNOT
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HAVE THAT.
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>> WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO
ABOUT THIS?
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>> WE HAVE ONE THING IN OUR
FAVOR--THE MALE SEX DRIVE.
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YOU SEE, WHEN A MAN WHO CAN HAVE
ANY WOMAN HE WANTS ENTERS INTO
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AN EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP, HE'S
FORCED TO CONSIDER THAT WHICH HE
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IS LEAVING BEHIND.
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COMBINE THAT WITH REBECCA
NIGHTROD'S TIGHT PUBLIC HOLD ON
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EXPLOSION, AND WE COULD CREATE A
RELATIONSHIP TORNADO.
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>> YES.
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>> GENTLEMEN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF
THE UNITED STATES PORNOGRAPHY
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AWARDS?
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>> I'VE READ REPORTS.
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>> THIS IS THE BIGGEST ADULT
FILM EVENT OF THE YEAR.
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I BELIEVE THAT IF WE CAN INVOLVE
DETHKLOK IN PARTICIPATING, THEN
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WE MAY HAVE A CHANCE AT TEMPTING
NATHAN EXPLOSION AND TEARING HIS
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RELATIONSHIP APART.
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>> I FEEL THAT THIS WOULD WORK
BETTER IF I WERE THERE--
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AT THE PORNOGRAPHY AWARDS.
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>> PERHAPS I SHOULD GO, TOO.
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>> I THINK THAT I SHOULD BE
THERE, TOO.
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>> I WILL GO, TOO.
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>> NO.
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO.
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>> SO, YOU'VE BEEN CORDIALLY
INVITED TO HOST AT THE UNITED
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STATES PORNOGRAPHY AWARDS.
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>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT!
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THERE'S GONNA BE SO MUCH
KISSING!
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>> NOT, UH, THE MOST
DISTINGUISHED EVENT.
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I ADVISE WE PASS.
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MOVING ON, WE HAVE A BUNCH OF--
>> [BLEEP] THAT.
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I'M GOING.
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>> YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU?
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A EUNUCH?
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SIGN US UP!
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>> THEY'RE NOT PAYING YOU, AND
YOU'D LOSE MONEY.
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>> SO? [BLEEP] THAT!
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I PAY THEM FOR THIS.
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I JUST WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH
THEMS BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.
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>> WELL, UH, FINANCIALLY
SPEAKING--
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>> HEY, LISTEN, MR. NUMBERS.
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UH, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA JUST DO
SOMETHING BECAUSE YOUR HEART
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TELLS YOU IT'S THE RIGHT THING
TO DO.
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>> GOTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR
HEARTS.
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>> NOW SIGNS US UP.
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NAKED LADIES!
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OH, WOWEE!
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>> IT'S UNANIMOUS.
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>> NATHAN.
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[REBECCA SCREAMING ON PHONE]
>> YEAH, I KNOW, I'M SORRY.
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I JUST--I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT
MADE YOU MAD.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MADE YOU MAD.
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SEE, NOW I KNOW.
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WELL, I'M NOT PERFECT.
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I WILL TAKE YOU TO BED,
BATH & BEYOND.
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I DON'T KNOW MY SCHEDULE YET.
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>> NATHAN.
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>> OH, CAN I CALL YOU BACK?
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BAND MEETING.
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NO, YOU'RE IMPORTANT, TOO.
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>> STOP YELLING AT ME!
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>> NO, I'M NOT YELLING.
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I AM NOT YELLING.
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OK.
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>> I LOVE YOU!
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>> I HMPH YOU, TOO.
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>> OK, BYE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, BYE.
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[BEEP]
YOU DICKS GOT A PROBLEM?
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>> NO.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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NATHAN, THE UNITED STATES
PORNOGRAPHY AWARDS.
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ARE YOU IN OR OUT?
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>> HE'S IN. RIGHT?
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>> WELL, HE MIGHT NOT BE.
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YOU SEE, HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
NOW, AND SHE MIGHT NOT
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ENJOY THE IDEA.
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>> LISTEN, I CAN DO WHATEVER
I WANT.
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I'M [BLEEP] GOING!
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
HELLO.
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>> I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO
BED, BATH & BEYOND!
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>> YES, WE'RE STILL GOING TO
BED, BATH & BEYOND.
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>> WHEN?
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>> SOON!
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>> YOU GUYS NOTICE THAT NATHAN'S
BEEN ACTING WEIRD LATELY, HUH?
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I'MS GETTING WORRIED.
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UNITED STATES PORNOGRAPHY AWARDS
IN TWO DAYS AND NATHAN HASN'T
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BEEN TO REHEARSAL.
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>> THAT'S LADIES FOR YOU.
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THEY ROB YOU OF YOUR VERY
ESSENCE.
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THEY'RE SOUL MURDERERS!
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>> SHE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR HIMS.
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I HATES HER, YET I WOULD TOTALLY
DOS HER.
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>> YEAH. ME, TOO.
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SO STRANGE IS THIS MIND OF MEN.
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>> YEAH, MY LITTLE FRIEND.
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WE ARE SO EVOLVED, YET OUR
ANIMALISTIC INSKINCTS ALWAYS
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REMIND US OF WHO WE TRULY ARE.
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>> MENS ART BEASTS AND WOMENS--
THE DEMONS OF TONIGHT.
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[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
>> HEY.
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YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?
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>> AW, DID SHE BREAK UP WITH
YOU?
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>> NO.
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>> DAMN IT!
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>> BUT I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS!
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I CAN'T GO TO THE UNITED STATES
PORNOGRAPHY AWARDS.
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I'M NOT ALLOWED.
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>> DUDE, BUT IF YOU CAN'T GO,
THEN WE CAN'T PLAY,
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AND WE'RE DON'T--WE CAN'T GO!
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WE CAN'T GO!
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>> I'M SORRY.
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>> I WANTED TO KISS THE GIRLS!
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>> I WANT TO DIE.
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>> WHY?!
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>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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SHE WON'T LET ME!
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>> YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS MESSING
WITH OUR LIVES!
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OUR LIVES.
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>> YOU BASTARD.
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WHY YOU MAKES ME DO THIS?
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>> WHA--
OH!
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS
DOING?
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I CAN'T MOVE!
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>> YEAH.
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FUNNY THING ABOUT BEING TIED
DOWN...
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>> AAGH!
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>> IT'S HARD TO KEEP YOUR
DEFENSES UP.
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>> OOH!
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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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>> YOU'VE BEEN BLINDED BY
A MANIPULATIVE COW, AND WE ARE
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HERE TO SAVE YOU.
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TASER HIM.
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>> WHOA!
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WHOA!
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STOP! STOP!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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>> STOP.
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TAKE 5 ON THE JUICE, TOKI.
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>> WHOA!
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>> YOUR ATTITUDE IS
UNACCEPTABLE.
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[MUMBLING]
WHY DO YOU LIKE THAT LADY?
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>> EVERY TIME WE SEE YOU WITH
HER, YOU LOOK LIKE A BEATEN DOG.
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AROOOO!
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>> FINE.
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YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
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I HATE THAT LADY.
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>> YOU HATE HER, AND YET YOU ARE
WITH HER?
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WHY?!
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>> I DON'T KNOW!
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>> TOKI.
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>> NO!
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IT'S THE MOST BRUTAL THING EVER.
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IT'S NOT LIKE REGULAR HATE.
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IT'S SO MUCH MORE BLACK!
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IF SHE WERE A STREET GANG, I'D
[BLEEP] GO TO WAR WITH HER WITH
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BOTTLES AND CHAINS.
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BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT.
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THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
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>> THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO?
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THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO?!
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>> I COULD POSSIBLY BREAK UP
WITH HER, BUT DEAR GOD, MAN, YOU
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DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S LIKE.
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WHAT IF SHE WON'T LET ME?
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[CLICKING]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU'RE RIGHT!
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OH, GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!
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I'M SORRY!
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I'M SORRY!
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OHH...
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I'M SORRY.
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HEY, REBECCA.
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I THINK YOU AND I REALLY NEED TO
TALK.
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LISTEN.
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YOU AND AND I ARE TWO VERY GREAT
AND VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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>> HOLD ON FOR A [BLEEP] SECOND,
TONTO.
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WH--WHOA!
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OH!
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OH--OH, I'M OK.
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I'M OK.
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AAGH!
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[GRUNTING]
AAGH!
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[GRUNTING]
UHH!
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>> WELL, SHE'S IN A COMA, AND IF
YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER, SHE CAN
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HEAR YOU.
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WHATEVER.
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>> REBECCA, I DON'T FEEL LIKE I
EVER REALLY TALKED TO YOU
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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T
LET ME.
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BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY I WAS
GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU BACK
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THERE, AND NOW SINCE YOU'RE IN
A COMA, I REALLY DON'T HAVE TO.
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YOU'RE, LIKE, THE ULTIMATE
GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW, AND I
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DON'T--I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
THAT, YOU KNOW?
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BUT, UH, TONIGHT ARE THE UNITED
STATES PORNOGRAPHY AWARDS, AND,
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UH, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T REALLY
LIKE THE IDEA OF ME GOING, BUT I
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FEEL LIKE WE'VE GROWN SO MUCH
SINCE THEN.
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AND, UH, IF YOU STILL DON'T WANT
ME TO GO, PLEASE...
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PLEASE SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.
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>> AND NOW THE AWARDS FOR THE
BEST USE OF A DILDO.
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>> "ON GOLDEN DILDO."
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>> "GILDO DILDO A ROONEY ROO!"
>> "DILDO LIPS: THE KISSING
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DILDO."
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>> AND THE, UH, WINNER GOES TO
"DILDO TEAM TASK FORCE Z."
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>> CHIRP.
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