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>> [SIGHS]
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UH...
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[SIGHS]
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>> COME ON, MAN!
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PLAY SOMETHING!
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>> [SIGHS]
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>> THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF
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FOOTAGE WE'VE SEEN OF THE BAND.
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THEY'RE CALLING IT THE CONCERT
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THAT DETHKLOK DIDN'T PLAY.
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RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING,
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CANCELLED TOUR DATES, NO PUBLIC
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APPEARANCE--HAS THE BAND THROWN
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IN THE TOWEL?
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>> THEM BOYS,
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THEY GOT THE BLUES.
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
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WHO
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ROCK
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DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[SIGHS]
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>> CAN YOU PASS THAT PROZAC
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SHAKER?
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>> OH!
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THIS IS SOY ICE CREAM.
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SKWISGAAR!
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>> [SIGHS]
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MAYBE I'M NOT PLERCRICT.
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>> AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT THE
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FATTEST, UGLIEST LEAD SINGER
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ALIVE WITH HORRIBLE SKIN.
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>> MY LORDS, THIS MAN BREACHED
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THE GATES OF MORDHAUS.
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SHALL I KILL HIM?
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>> HOW DID HE GETS IN HERE?
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>> WELL, I'M A BLUES MAN.
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HA HA.
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A BLUES MAN FIND HIS WAY IN
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ANYWHERE.
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>> WHO ARE YOU?
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>> I'M MASHED POTATO JOHNSON.
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AND I WANT TO HELP YOU.
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>> DETHKLOK IS IN A CELEBRITY
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DEPRESSION.
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THIS COULD BE MONUMENTALLY BAD.
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>> COULD THIS CELEBRITY
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DEPRESSION BE THE END OF
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DETHKLOK?
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>> WELL, IT'S DIFFICULT TO
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SPECULATE.
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GENTLEMEN, CELEBRITY DEPRESSION
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EXPERT VINCENZO DE ALIMAMALA
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CORNINGSTON III.
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>> MANY CELEBRITIES BECOME
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CELEBRITIES BECAUSE WORLD
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RECOGNITION IS THE ONLY THING
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THAT PULLS THEM OUT OF THE
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HORRIBLY DEPRESSING REALITIES OF
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LIVING.
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THEY NO LONGER LIVE IN REALITY.
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ANYTHING COULD SEND THEM
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SPIRALING INTO A DEPRESSION--
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A BAD PHOTO, A SLICE OF PIZZA
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BEFORE SLEEPING--AND THEIR
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WORLD CAN IMMEDIATELY TURN
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UPSIDE DOWN!
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THUS THEY TURN OUTSIDE FORCES TO
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ENLIGHTEN THEM, SUCH AS SHAMEN
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OR GURUS.
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>> AND WHO DO YOU BELIEVE
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DETHKLOK WILL TURN TO?
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>> MASHED POTATO JOHNSON.
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HE'S THE OLDEST LIVING BLUES
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GUITARIST.
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THEY SAY HE MADE A DEAL WITH THE
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DEVIL--STANDARD BLUES MUSICIAN
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RAP SHEET.
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>> ALL DUE RESPECT, WHY SHOULD
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WE BE WORRIED ABOUT DETHKLOK
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LEARNING THE WAYS OF THE BLUES?
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>> BECAUSE THE BLUES ARE JUST AS
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CURSED AS THIS METAL IS.
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>> THE DEVIL HIMSELF IS AT THE
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HELM OF THIS MUSIC.
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>> IF DETHKLOK EMBRACES THEIR
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DEPRESSION, WE COULD ALL BE IN
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GREAT DANGER.
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>> WE WILL LET DETHKLOK EXPLORE
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THIS NEW TERRITORY.
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[HARMONICA PLAYING]
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[BIRD CAWING]
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>> OH!
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IT MUST BE 200 DEGREES.
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OH, [BLEEP] THIS [BLEEP].
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I'M TAKING OFF MY [BLEEP]
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SHIRT OFF.
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>> WHAT?
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WHERE ARE WE?
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>> WE'RE IN THE SOUTH--
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THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE BLUES.
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>> WELL, IT'S TOO [BLEEP] HOT.
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AND I'M TAKING MY SHIRT OFF.
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MY GOD.
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I HAVE LET MYSELF GO.
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>> WELL, YOU HAVE PUT ON A FEW
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POUND-A-ROONIS.
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>> YOU'RE, UH, NOT SUPPOSED TO
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AGREE WITH ME, DICK-BRAIN.
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>> WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING IN
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THIS HORRIBLE MICROWAVES?
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I DOESN'T CARE NOTHING ABOUT
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THIS BLOUSE.
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>> THE BLUES.
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>> YEAH.
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BUT ALL I CARES ABOUT IS DARK
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AND BRUTAL.
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>> YOU WANT TO KNOW DARK AND
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BRUTAL?
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COME WITH ME.
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THIS HERE WHERE THE BLUES BEGAN,
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RIGHT HERE WHERE WE'RE STANDING.
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BLIND HARLAN DAVENPORT KILLED
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HIS WIFE, BURIED HER IN THAT
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CHICKEN COOP RIGHT THERE.
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THAT NIGHT, HE RECORDED "WIFE
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GONE ON THE FUNERAL TRAIN
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BLUES."
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NEXT MORNING, THE POLICE SHOT
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HIM IN THE EYE 52 TIMES.
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THIS IS WHERE SMOKY TOE BROWN
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WAS SAVAGELY BEATEN FOR SLEEPING
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WITH HIS NEIGHBOR'S WIFE SHORTLY
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BEFORE HE RECORDED "TRAIN, LEAVE
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THIS STATION BLUES."
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THEY SAY HIS GHOST COME BACK TO
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LIFE AND KILLED HIS NEIGHBOR,
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PITCH-FORKED HIS INTESTINES, AND
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HUNG THEM ON THE TREE.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS
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"SHORTY TURNYTOP" MADE A DEAL
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WITH THE DEVIL.
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HE WAS HIT BY A TRAIN AT THIS
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EXACT SPOT.
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AS HIS HEAD TRAVELED IN THE AIR,
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HE WROTE "BLUES TRAIN BLUES."
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>> ALLS THEY SINGS ABOUT IS
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TRAINS.
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>> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE REALLY
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TO TALK ABOUT?
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HA HA.
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COME ON.
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THIS HERE IS WHERE MUSTARD TITS
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THE MURDER MASTER BROWN
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SLAUGHTERED 22 MEN JUST FOR
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BEING UGLY.
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HE WENT ON TO RECORD "HERE COME
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THAT TRAIN A-COMING BLUES."
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NOW, THE FIRST RULE OF THE BLUES
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IS TRANSLATING THAT FEELING,
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MAKING SOMEBODY FEEL JUST AS BAD
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AS YOU.
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NOW, I WANT Y'ALL TO PAIR UP.
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WE GONNA HAVE A BLUES-GIVING
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SESSION.
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[HARMONICA PLAYING]
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>> DUDE, HAS ANYBODY GOT ANY
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SPF?
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I'M VERY IRISH-AMERICAN.
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>> REAL BLUESMAN GET A SUNBURN.
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NOW, GO ON, NATHAN.
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YOU GIVE MURDERFACE THEM BLUES!
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>> OK, UH.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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UH, HEY, DOG-FACE,
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WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT SOME DOG
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FOOD AND EAT YOUR OWN THROW-UP,
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'CAUSE YOU'RE A DOG-FACE.
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>> JEEZ, NATHAN!
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A LITTLE BELOW THE BELT.
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I GUESS I REALLY DO HAVE A
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DOG-FACE.
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MAYBE I SHOULD THROW UP AND EAT
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IT.
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>> GOOD!
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NOW YOU FEELING THEM BLUES.
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YOU GO ON NOW, MURDERFACE.
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>> OK.
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HEY, THIN-LIPS,
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WHY DON'T YOU GO...
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MAKE OUT WITH GLENN CLOSE AND,
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UH, AND GO AND BRING HER ACADEMY
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AWARD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR
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[BLEEP] ASS.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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>> MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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MAYBE I SHOULD USE MY CRAPPY
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THIN LIPS AND MAKE OUT WITH
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GLENN CLOSE.
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>> NOW, SKWISGAAR,
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LET'S TALK ABOUT BLUES GUITAR.
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>> I ONLY PLAYS METAL.
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IT'S EMBARRASSED FOR US TO EVEN
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HAVE THIS GRANDSPA'S GUITARS.
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>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
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HOW TO MAKE THE BLUES SOUND.
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WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO PLAY THIS.
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[PLAYS BLUESY RIFF]
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[PLAYING FAST ARPEGGIOS]
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THAT'S CLOSE.
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ONE MORE TIME.
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TRY TO PLAY THIS.
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[SLIDES UP TO NOTE, HOLDS IT,
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STRUMS]
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[PLAYING FAST SCALES]
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>> WE CAN'T NOTS PLAYS FAST
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PHYSICALLY.
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>> YEAH, IT'S HARD.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE.
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[PLAYING SLOWLY]
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>> OH!
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I GOTS THE HIT IN THE BALLS WITH
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THE TRAIN CINDER BLOCK RIGHT IN
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THE BALLS!
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>> NOW, NATHAN,
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I WANT YOU TO PLAY ME SOME BLUES
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HARMONICA.
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>> I DON'T HAVE A BLUES
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HARMONICA.
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>> WELL, THAT'S OK.
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YOU CAN USE MINE.
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LICK IT.
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>> I'M SORRY, WHAT?
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>> A REAL BLUES MAN GET A FLAVOR
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FOR HIS HARP.
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NOW, YOU GO ON AND LICK THAT
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THING.
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NOW, YOU PLAY THEM BLUES.
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[TOOT]
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>> THERE.
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I'M FINISHED.
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>> WHAT?!
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YOU'VE HARDLY PLAYED THAT THING
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AT ALL.
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>> YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, I--
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I GOT IT.
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>> NOW, YOU BOYS COME A LONG
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WAY, BUT SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT
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KNOW, DOWN HERE IN MISSISSIPPI,
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THERE'S EVIL.
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THE BLUES DEVIL LIVE DOWN HERE.
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IF YOU WANT TO BE A REAL BLUES
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MAN, YOU GOTTA SELL YOUR SOUL TO
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THE DEVIL.
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[BIRD CAWING]
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[THUNDER]
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>> I UNDERSTAND YOU WISH TO
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BARGAIN YOUR ETERNAL SOULS FOR
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BLUES FAME.
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>> YEAH, UH...
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HEY, FANCY-PANTS, WE'RE
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DETHKLOK.
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WE'RE KIND OF FAMOUS ALREADY.
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>> OH, COME ON.
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS TO
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BECOME, YOU KNOW, THE BLUES
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GUYS.
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SIR, SORRY.
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HEY, WE, UH, WISH TO BARGAIN
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OUR SOULS, YOU KNOW, HA,
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FOR WHATEVER.
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>> VERY WELL.
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YOU UNDERSTAND THEN THAT YOU
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WILL HAVE TO SIGN A BINDING
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CONTRACT.
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>> WELL, SEE, OUR LAWYER IS NOT
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HERE.
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>> WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE WE
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HAVEN'T NEGOTIATED A CONTRACTED
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BEFORE.
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>> HOLD ON.
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PAGE 4, THE LANGUAGE IS KIND OF
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MURKY.
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THAT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE
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REWRITTEN.
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I'M SEEING OTHER REVISIONS, TOO.
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PAGE 7...
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>> ...IN ADVANCE NOT INCLUDABLE
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OF ALL AND/OR ANY MONIES...
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>> ...POINT 8% OF ALL SALES
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PRORATED BECAUSE OF BACK END...
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>> ...BEHAVIOR SYSTEM
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IS 16.9%...
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>> ...GOTTA DO IS PIGGYBACK SAID
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SALES ONTO RECOUPABLE SOURCES,
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I.E...
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>> ...7% OF THE BACK END ON YOUR
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SOUL, AND YOU, IN TURN, WILL GET
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THIS $5.00 GIFT CARD FOR
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HOT TOPIC.
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>> I CAN LIVES WITH THAT.
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>> I'M GONNA SLEEP ON IT AND
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CONTACT A NOTARY.
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>> I'M A NOTARY.
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>> I'M GONNA SLEEP ON IT.
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TAKE CARE, GUYS.
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>> I LIKE HIM.
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>> WE CAN'T EVEN GET THE BLUES
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RIGHT.
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OH, IT'S MAKING ME DEPRESSED.
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>> WE HAVE ONE FINAL THING TO DO
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AND YOUR JOURNEY OF THE BLUES IS
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COMPLETE.
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YOU GOTTA PLAY A SHOW.
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>> BUT WE CAN'T!
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WE'RE NOT READY!
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>> OH, HELL, YOU READY.
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>> BUT IT'S UNPOSSIBLE.
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NO BACK-STAGE, NO CHAMPAGNES,
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NOS POTATO SALAD IN THE SHAPE OF
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A DEAD LADIES.
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WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CONCERTS
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BOOK.
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>> IT DON'T MATTER.
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YOU GO TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE AND
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YOU PLAY THEM BLUES.
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[AIRY IMPROV GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]
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THIS'LL DO JUST FINE.
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>> DIRTY, WORTHLESS HIPPIES.
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>> THIS, GUYS, IS WAY TOO HAPPY.
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>> MAKE 'EM WISH THEY WAS NEVER
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BORN.
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GIVE 'EM THE BLUES.
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>> SOMEBODY SLAP MY SUNBURNED
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BACK.
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AAGH!
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I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN.
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I'M READY.
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>> WE JUST RECEIVED SOME VERY
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AWESOME AND RAD NEWS, EVERYBODY.
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DETHKLOK HAS RETURNED TO THE
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PUBLIC.
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[HOWLS]
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YEAH!
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>> WE'RE HERE TO PLAY SOME
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MISSISSIPPI DELTA BLUES.
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WE'RE IN A HORRIBLE DEPRESSION,
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AND I GOTTA ADMIT IT:
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WE'RE STARTING TO LIKE IT.
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♪ HERE COMES THE SOUL COLLECTING
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TRAIN OF MURDER A-COMIN'
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IT LONGS TO TAKE YOUR PUTRID
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BLACKENED SOUL AWAY FROM YOU
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YOUR FACE WILL LEAVE
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YOUR ROTTING HEAD
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IN THE EARLY MORNING ♪
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>> MY GOD!
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IT'S SO DEPRESSING!
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>> ♪ YOUR GUTS WILL LEAVE YOUR
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CORPSE, YOUR SPINE WILL BREAK
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AND CRACK IN TWO ♪
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>> AAGH!
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>> AAGH!
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>> ♪ IT CANNOT BE STOPPED
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THE TRAIN IS FUELED BY CHOPPED
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BODIES FILLED WITH SORROW
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THERE IS NO TOMORROW
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TICKET IS YOUR LIFE
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ENDED BY A KNIFE
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CALLED THE MURDER TRAIN
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ETERNITY OF PAIN
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OH, YEAH
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YOU KNOW
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WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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♪ THERE IS NO ESCAPE BUT DEATH
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YOUR LIFE IS JUST
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A MURDER TRAIN A-COMIN' ♪
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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--www.ncicap.org--]
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♪ NOW PLAY THOSE BLUES ♪
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>> CHIRP.
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