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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,958 --> 00:00:04,828 >> UGH! 2 00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:07,207 [CANS CLANGING] OH. 3 00:00:07,042 --> 00:00:09,082 MAYBE WILBUR-- SHUT UP! 4 00:00:09,167 --> 00:00:09,917 DAMN IT, DAMN IT! 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:10,500 STOP! 6 00:00:10,583 --> 00:00:11,083 SHUT UP! 7 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:13,167 SHUT UP, YOU CRAPPY ALARM! 8 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,080 [BEEPING STOPS] >> OH, YEAH, PICKLES! 9 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:19,577 PICKLES WAKES UP JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! 10 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:21,497 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?! 11 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:22,083 >> HI, PICKLES! 12 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:23,877 >> OH, GOD! 13 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:24,628 I FORGOT. 14 00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:25,498 >> WILL YOU FATHER MY KIDS?! 15 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:27,173 >> I HATE FAN DAY. 16 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,290 >> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK 17 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:31,995 DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK 18 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:34,543 DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪ >> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK 19 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:37,075 DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪ >> ♪ I'LL 20 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,787 TEACH YOU WHO 21 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:42,245 ROCK DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!♪ 22 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,963 >> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF TALLER THAN A TREE 23 00:00:45,042 --> 00:00:47,212 TOKI WARTOOTH NOT A BUMBLE BEE 24 00:00:47,292 --> 00:00:50,172 WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE 25 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,170 PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG 26 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:54,170 DOODILY DOODILY DOO NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪ 27 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:59,790 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 28 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:02,245 >> IT'S BEING CALLED THE TICKET OF THE CENTURY. 29 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:05,883 MORDHAUS, THE BREATHTAKING HOME OF DETHKLOK, WILL BE OPEN TO THE 30 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:08,918 PUBLIC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CELEBRATION OF THIS YEAR'S 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,250 INTERNATIONAL DETHFAN DAY. 32 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:14,673 SEVERAL BANKS HAVE CLOSED BECAUSE CUSTOMERS ARE TRYING TO 33 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:17,290 WITHDRAWAL ALL OF THEIR LIFE SAVINGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO 34 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:20,035 PURCHASE ONE OF THESE COVETED TICKETS. 35 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:23,575 AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM DETHKLOK CALLS THIS A PSYCHOTIC 36 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:28,077 DAY OF INSANE CELEBRATION FOR REGULAR JACKOFFS. 37 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:32,627 >> DETHKLOK IS OPENING THEIR HOME TO THEIR FANS. 38 00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:35,578 IT SEEMS THAT THEIR POPULARITY IS STILL GROWING AT AN ALARMING 39 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:36,787 RATE. 40 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:39,535 WE GET MOST OF OUR DETHKLOK INFORMATION BY MONITORING OVER 41 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:43,075 100,000 FAN WEB SITES-- THE BIGGEST OF WHICH BEING 42 00:01:43,167 --> 00:01:50,377 DIEFORDETHKLOK.COM, RUN BY THE JOMFRU BROTHERS ERIC AND EDGAR. 43 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:54,458 THEY DROPPED OUT OF HARVARD TO BECOME DEDICATED DETHKLOK 44 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:55,792 FANS. 45 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:59,325 THEIR WEB SITE ALONE GETS MORE HITS THAN ALL OF SOUTH AMERICA. 46 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:02,127 >> WE CAN INTERROGATE THEM LATER AND FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY 47 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:03,998 INSIDE MORDHAUS. 48 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,503 >> YES. 49 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:14,003 [SIREN WAILS] >> HEY, PALS! 50 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:15,628 IT'S ME... 51 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:17,128 FACE BONES. 52 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:20,918 WELCOME TO MORDLAND, HOME OF THE INTERNATIONAL METAL 53 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,750 BAND DETHKLOK. 54 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:25,883 NOW, WE GOT A BIG LIST OF DOS AND DON'TS BECAUSE WE AT 55 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:30,248 MORDLAND LIKE TO RUN A REALLY TIGHT SHIP. 56 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:34,043 REMEMBER: OUR SNIPERS HAVE NEW .50 CALIBER RIFLES THAT CAN 57 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:38,075 KILL YOU FROM ALMOST 3 MILES AWAY. 58 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,747 YIKES! 59 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:45,043 AND REMEMBER: DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED, SO DO NOT EVER ENTER 60 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:45,995 INTO... 61 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,133 [VOICE DISTORTS] [STATIC] 62 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:50,248 AND YOU HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM, MAKE SURE AND 63 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:51,713 DON'T GO INTO THE... 64 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:54,632 [STATIC] AND REMEMBER: 65 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:59,038 NO RECORDING DEVICES OR CAMERAS WILL BE ALLOWED OR YOUR LIFE 66 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:00,455 WILL BE TERMINATED. 67 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:03,962 >> [GRUNTING] >> NOW, DETHKLOK HAS DECIDED TO 68 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:08,292 ALLOW YOU TO LISTEN TO ONE SECRET SONG TO BE PLAYED ONE 69 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:11,955 TIME ONLY FOR YOU, THE FANS! 70 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:12,582 >> FAN SONG! 71 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:13,167 YOU HEAR THAT?! 72 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:16,420 HIGH-5! 73 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,670 >> WHY DO I DRINK SO MUCH BEFORE STUPID FAN DAY? 74 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:22,580 >> I BELIEVE YOU DRINK BECAUSE IT'S FAN DAY. 75 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:23,377 >> UGH. 76 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:24,998 I DON'T--DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT. 77 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,083 WAIT, WHERE'S SKWISGAAR? 78 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:27,917 >> OH, I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE. 79 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,290 HE HAVE A VERY BIG NIGHT WITH A... 80 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:32,075 VERY HUGE FAN. 81 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:33,747 >> YEAH, WE WERE ALL UP LATE. 82 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:34,753 >> NOT ME. 83 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:36,173 I ACTUALLY GOTS GOOD REST. 84 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:39,080 >> WILL YOU PLEASE JUST BE QUIET FOR A SECOND? 85 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:40,207 >> AW, WHAT'S WRONG, PICKLE. 86 00:03:40,292 --> 00:03:42,002 YOU JUST NEED TO EAT SOMETHING. 87 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,463 YOUR NAME IS PICKLE. 88 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:46,712 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY A PICKLE-HERRING SANDWICH-- 89 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:48,382 FAMOUS FROM OSLO! 90 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,458 >> [RETCHES] >> OH, YEAH, PICKLES! 91 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:51,332 >> GOD! 92 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:53,577 EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S FANS EVERYWHERE. 93 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,827 CAN'T I JUST THROW UP IN MY OWN HOUSE?! 94 00:03:55,917 --> 00:03:56,667 UGH! 95 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:57,790 >> OH, GOD! 96 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,375 DON'T--WHAT ARE YOU, BULIMIA? 97 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:00,578 >> OH, GREAT. 98 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:04,207 NOW YOU'RE GONNA START A WHOLE CHAIN REACTION PUKE-A-THON. 99 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:12,462 >> [RETCHING] >> OH, BLOOD PUKE! 100 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:16,745 GOOD SONG TITLE. 101 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:18,213 SOMEONE WRITE THAT-- OH. 102 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,132 THAT'S RIGHT. 103 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:20,078 WE ALREADY WROTE THAT. 104 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:20,997 GOOD SONG THOUGH. 105 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,793 >> [SIGHS] >> IT SHOULD GO BACK IN THE SET 106 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:23,375 LIST. 107 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,208 >> OH. 108 00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:27,212 I THINK I NEED ANOTHER LIVER TRANSPLANT. 109 00:04:27,292 --> 00:04:29,462 >> PREPARE TO SEE ONE OF THE GREATEST SIGHTS 110 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:33,542 YOU'VE EVER SEEN-- THE FASTEST GUITARIST ALIVE IN 111 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:36,375 HIS NATURAL HABITAT. 112 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:39,128 [METRONOME TICKS QUICKLY] [PLAYING GUITAR WITHOUT 113 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:46,668 AMPLIFICATION] [SNEEZES] 114 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:47,830 >> OH. 115 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:50,627 NEED PAPER TOWELS. 116 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,248 OK. 117 00:04:53,333 --> 00:05:01,133 MY FACE IS STUCKS TO THE WALL. 118 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:04,958 >> [HUMMING] ♪ DOODILY DING DING ♪ 119 00:05:05,042 --> 00:05:07,712 [HONK] [HUMMING] 120 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:12,172 [FLUSH] OH, CRAP. 121 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:20,670 >> [SNORING] [TOILET RUNNING] 122 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:29,922 >> [SNORING] [TOILET RUNNING] 123 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,080 >> IN ORDER TO KEEP NATHAN EXPLOSION HEALTHY AND BECAUSE OF 124 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:36,207 THE TREMENDOUS DRINKING IT TAKES TO ENTERTAIN ALL OF YOU DETHKLOK 125 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:39,962 FANS OUT THERE, NATHAN MUST UNDERGO A SERIES OF LIVER 126 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:40,922 TRANSPLANTS. 127 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,420 >> NOW, HAVE YOU EATEN ANYTHING THIS MORNING? 128 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,830 [BEEPING] >> NOPE. 129 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:45,417 >> ARE YOU SURE? 130 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,080 >> I MEAN, YEAH. 131 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:47,207 I MEAN, NO. 132 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:47,792 >> OK. 133 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:48,745 ANESTHESIA, PLEASE. 134 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:57,003 [GAS HISSES] >> [VOMITS] 135 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:58,542 >> HEY, GUYS! 136 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,205 IT'S ME, FACE BONES! 137 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,332 NOW IS THE TIME YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR--YOUR VERY OWN 138 00:06:04,417 --> 00:06:08,497 EXPLOSIVE SUPER DOPER EXCLUSIVE FAN SONG AND ONE-TIME-ONLY 139 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:17,003 SONG VIDEO! 140 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:25,915 SONG VIDEO! 141 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,790 ROLL IT. 142 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:28,285 [MUSIC BEGINS] >> YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE 143 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:31,455 GIVE US SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST RECORD SALES-- 144 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:33,502 YOU GIVE US SOMETHING TO HATE. 145 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,963 AND WE HATE YOU, YOU BRAINLESS MUTANTS. 146 00:06:36,042 --> 00:06:39,712 ♪ HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE 147 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:43,962 HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE 148 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:46,172 YOU HUNCHED AND BLINDED MATANTS LIVING IN CHAT ROOMS 149 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,460 YOU MASTURBATE ON THE SHEETS YOUR MOTHERS CLEAN FOR YOU 150 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,582 YOU HAVE LINED MY POCKETS OVERFLOWED WITH GOLD 151 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,827 YOU'RE LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD 152 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:55,077 YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BANKS THAT I'D LIKE TO ROB 153 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:56,287 YOU'RE MY ONLINE CASH TRANSACTION 154 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,205 YOU'RE MY FUTURE STOCKS TRANSFER YOU LIKE MONEY 155 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:00,422 TO A SWISS ACCOUNT SPEND YOU ON AN IMPULUSE BUY 156 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,920 AND ZERO YOU ALL OUT HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE 157 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,040 HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE 158 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:11,075 HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE I WOULD LIKE TO GET SOME SLEEP 159 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:12,577 BUT YOU KEEP BUYING ALL OUR THINGS 160 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:14,787 MY OVERHEAD IS WAY TOO DEEP FOR US TO NOT KEEP MAKING THESE 161 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:15,995 IT'S WAY TO CYNICAL, YOU SEE? 162 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:18,083 HATING WHAT'S SUPPORTING ME I AM NOT YOU, I THANK THE GODS 163 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:21,877 AND IF I WERE, I'D DIE LIKE DOGS DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE 164 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:27,248 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE 165 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:32,713 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE 166 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:39,832 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE DIE ♪ 167 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:42,207 I'LL BE VERY GLAD WHEN THIS IS OVER WITH. 168 00:07:42,292 --> 00:07:44,042 >> IF THEY ONLY KNEW HOW MUCH WE HATED THEM. 169 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:47,495 I MEAN, THEY JUST KEEP CRAWLING BACK LIKE GROVELING PUTRID 170 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:51,253 STUPID ZOMBIES THAT, WELL, JUST WANT TO EAT OUT BRAINS THAT IS 171 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:52,583 OUR ART. 172 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:55,077 [DOOR OPENS] >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 173 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,787 >> HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR, MY LORDS. 174 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,035 I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. 175 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:00,285 >> THAT DOES NOT MEANS YOU GET FREE LUNCH FOR ENTRANCE TO 176 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:02,205 EVERYTHING. 177 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:04,422 >> WE ARE THE JOMFRU BROTHERS, PROPRIETORS OF 178 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,630 DIEFORDETHKLOK.COM. 179 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:06,248 >> OH, REALLY. 180 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:07,083 THAT'S INTERESTING. 181 00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:07,997 WHAT DO YOU SELLING? 182 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:12,543 YOU KNOW, HANDICAP STUFF? 183 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:13,665 >> NO. 184 00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:17,000 WE WANT YOU TO PAY FOR A GOOD REVIEW ON OUR WEB SITE. 185 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:18,003 >> HA! 186 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,383 THAT'S RICH. 187 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,878 >> WE ARE THE FANS. 188 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,168 WE ARE THE POWER. 189 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,710 WITHOUT US, YOUR PRECIOUS BRUTALITY MEANS NOTHING. 190 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:26,792 >> TAKE A WALK BEFORE I KILL YOU. 191 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:29,785 >> NOT SO FAST, MR. EXPLOSION, THOUGH I DO APPRECIATE YOUR 192 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:34,245 SIMPLISTIC VIEWS OF SMASHING THAT WHICH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 193 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,253 >> EFFECTIVE. 194 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:36,213 >> OH, COME ON! 195 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:37,082 SCREW THAT INTERNET CRAP. 196 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:40,127 I MEAN, COME ON, WHAT IS THE INTERNET, YOU KNOW? 197 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:41,538 SERIOUSLY. 198 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:44,705 WHAT IS THE INTERNET? 199 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:47,172 >> PERHAPS YOU WILL GIVE US MORE THAN A LINK WHEN WE DEBUT THIS 200 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,290 ON OUR WEB SITE. 201 00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:51,955 >> ♪ HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE... ♪ 202 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,752 >> WE'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF APPROPRIATING YOUR EXCLUSIVE 203 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,043 SONG WHICH IS READY TO BY HYPERLINKED AND SOLD EXCLUSIVELY 204 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:59,125 ON OUR WEB SITE WITH A SINGLE SLIGHT KEYSTROKE. 205 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:02,918 >> HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A LINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS-- 206 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,750 BY ME THROWING YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS?! 207 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:14,003 >> I THINK NOT. 208 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,998 >> WE'LL GIVE YOU THE SONG BACK WHEN WE GET THE MONEY, AND NOT A 209 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,133 MOMENT BEFORE. 210 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:25,748 >> OH, WHATEVER. 211 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:34,043 [ELEVATOR HUMS] [DING] 212 00:09:35,917 --> 00:09:41,917 [ELEVATOR HUMS] [DING] 213 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:50,170 [BEEP] SO, UH... 214 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,752 WHERE YOU GUYS FROM? 215 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:56,463 >> SANDUSKY, OHIO. 216 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:57,252 >> OH. 217 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,043 THERE'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK THERE, RIGHT? 218 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,785 >> YES, THERE IS AN AMUSEMENT PARK. 219 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:11,625 >> WELL, THAT'S ALWAYS FUN. 220 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:15,828 [BIRD CAWING] YOUR MONEY'S WAY DOWN THERE-- 221 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:16,877 BEHIND THAT DOOR. 222 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:17,828 CAN YOU SEE IT? 223 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:18,877 HEY, YOU BETTER HURRY UP. 224 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:20,538 CLOSING TIME IS IN TWO MINUTES. 225 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:26,325 >> ALL THE WAY OVER-- >> I'D SERPENTINE IF I WERE YOU. 226 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,917 IT'S SHOWTIME. 227 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,170 >> WHY SHOULD WE SERPENTINE? 228 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:32,880 [GUNSHOT] WHOA! 229 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:41,168 SERPENTINE! 230 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,963 >> MERCI. 231 00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:51,132 BON CAFE, JEAN PIERRE. 232 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:55,128 >> THANK YOU, MY LORD. 233 00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:57,578 >> YOU GIVE US SOMETHING TO HATE. 234 00:10:57,667 --> 00:11:00,417 BUT WE HATE YOU, YOU BRAINLESS MUTANTS. 235 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,080 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 236 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:05,827 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 237 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,787 --www.ncicap.org--] ♪ YOU HUNCHED AND BLINDED 238 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,375 MUTANTS LIVING IN CHAT ROOMS YOU MASTURBATE ON THE SHEETS 239 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,628 YOUR MOTHERS CLEAN FOR YOU YOU HAVE LINED MY POCKETS 240 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:15,498 OVERFLOWED WITH GOLD YOU'RE LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS 241 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:18,043 AND YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BANKS 242 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,745 AND I'D LIKE TO ROB YOU'RE MY ONLINE CASH 243 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,133 TRANSACTION YOU'RE MY FUTURE STOCKS 244 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,378 TRANSFER YOU LIKE MONEY TO A SWISS ACCOUNT 245 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,628 SPEND YOU ON AN IMPULSE BUY AND ZERO YOU ALL OUT ♪ 246 00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:27,628 >> CHIRP. 247 00:11:27,678 --> 00:11:32,228 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 18033

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