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>> THE LYRICS CLEARLY STATE, "GO
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INTO THE WATER.
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GO INTO THE WATER.
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LIVE THERE.
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DIE THERE."
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AND MY CLIENTS ALL
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TRIED TO BREATHE WATER AND
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NEARLY DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
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UNDERWATER ALBUM
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BY YOUR BAD DETHKLOK.
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>> WHY DON'T YOU GO BREATHE
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UNDERWATER?
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>> I SUGGEST THAT IT WAS YOUR
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INTENTION TO CREATE AN ALBUM
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THAT CAUSED DESTRUCTION TO HUMAN
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LIFE.
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>> SUGGEST ALL YOU WANT!
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IT WON'T MAKE YOUR WIENIE ANY
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BIGGER, YOU DILDO LIZARD!
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>> THIS BAND IS A DANGER TO THE
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HUMAN RACE.
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>> YOU'S A DANGER OF PUTTING US
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TO ASLEEP.
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I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT A SLEEPINGS
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BAG I KNOW THIS GUYS WAS GONNA
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SHOW UP.
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>> YOUR HONOR, WE DEMAND
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$50 MILLION FOR MEDICAL BILLS
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AND PUNITIVE DAMAGES.
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>> HEY, HOW ABOUT WE COMPROMISE.
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>> I'LL GIVE YOU HALF OF
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NOTHING.
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>> THE ALBUM CLEARLY STATES,
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"INTENDED FOR FISH ONLY."
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I REST MY CASE.
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>> NOT GUILTY.
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[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT SINGING]
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♪ DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK DETHKLOK ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> WELL, THE REAL STUFF.
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>> WHATEVER.
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>> YOU PREFERRED THAT WE'D LOSE?
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>> NO.
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I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE
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NEXT ALBUM.
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>> OH, RIGHT.
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YOU MEAN HOW WE SUPPOSED TO TOP
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AN ALBUM THAT MADE A MILLION
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PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY KILL
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THEMSELVES.
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>> EXACTLY.
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>> OH.
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>> HEY, WHY DON'T WE JUST RECORD
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PEOPLE DYING?
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LIKE ALL THE WORLD LEADERS OR A
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BUNCH OF LADIES.
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THAT WOULD BE HEAVY.
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>> NAH.
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WE CAN'T REALLY GET WRITERS'
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CREDIT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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>> GOOD POINT.
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YOU'RE UP, JUDGE ALFONZO.
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>> OH, THANK YOU, WILLIAM.
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>> WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKES A
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BREAK.
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YOU KNOW, BEING BLEAK AND DARK
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FOR A LIVING SOMETIMES MAKES YOU
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LOSE YOUR OBJECTIVITY FOR, YOU
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KNOW, BEING BLEAK AND DARK.
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>> AND NOW WE WILL AUCTION THE
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SKULL FROM THE FAMOUS COMEDIAN
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BUDDY HACKETT.
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WE'LL START THIS BID...$50,000.
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>> OH, I GOTS TO HAVE THAT.
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>> 50,000.
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DO I HEAR 60,000?
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>> [GRUNTS]
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>> THIS GOING TO BE A LONG
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NIGHT.
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[GUNFIRE]
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>> SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS WE
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DO THE OPPOSITE OF BLEAK AND
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DARK?
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>> YEAH.
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>> WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF
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TRAGEDY?
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>> COMEDY.
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>> IT APPEARS THAT DETHKLOK
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HAS TAKEN TO STUDYING COMEDY.
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THIS IS NOT GOOD, GENTLEMEN.
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>> ALL DUE RESPECT, SENATOR, HOW
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CAN THIS MEAN ANYTHING TO WORLD
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ECONOMICS?
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>> IT MEANS EVERYTHING.
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IT'S TRUE THAT COMEDY HAS BEEN
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NO THREAT TO US OVER THE LAST 15
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YEARS, BUT WITH DETHKLOK IN THE
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MIX, THEY THREATEN TO EXCITE A
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FIELD OF ENTERTAINMENT WE ALL
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KNOW TO BE DEAD.
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GENTLEMEN, OUR COMEDY SPECIALIST
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DR. DONALD GORTHIAN.
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>> WELL, THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
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ARE DEPRESSED AND STUPID.
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THEY LOOK TO COMEDY TO LIGHTEN
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THE LOAD OF THEIR BORING,
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DREADFUL LIVES.
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THESE IDIOTS HAVE BEEN FORCE-FED
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GARBAGE FROM OUR OWN SECRET
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CABLE NETWORKS AND OUR OWN
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EMPLOYEES COVERING ITS HIGH-
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PROFILE STANDUP AND SKETCH
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COMICS.
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SHOULD WE LOSE CONTROL OF THIS,
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ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
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>> AUTOBOTS--REMEMBER THOSE?
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HOW ABOUT DECEPTICONS?
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REMEMBER THOSE?
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WHAT ABOUT MASTERS OF THE
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UNIVERSE?
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HEY, TALK ABOUT EGOMANIACS.
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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
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"WE'RE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE."
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HEY, AT LEAST THEY AIN'T SMERSH.
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HUH?
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OR WORSE, SNORKS.
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REMEMBER THE--SNORKS.
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REMEMBER THOSE?
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE FALLING
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ASLEEP.
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SNORK.
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SNORKS.
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
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BE GENTLE.
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IT'S THEIR FIRST TIME ON
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STAGE--THE BROTHERS OF
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DECEPTION.
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[SPARSE APPLAUSE]
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>> SO, I WAS THINKING OF KILLING
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MYSELF.
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>> THAT'S FUNNY.
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I WAS THINKING OF KILLING YOU,
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TOO.
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>> WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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[PLAYS FAST RIFF]
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>> MOM ALWAYS HATED YOU MOST.
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>> SHE HATES BOTH OF US THE
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MOST.
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[PLAYS RIFF]
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>> I HATE YOU SERIOUSLY.
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>> OK.
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WHAT IF YOUR GUTS WAS A BOWLING
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BALL?
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WELL, I BET IT WOULD LOOK
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SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
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YEAH.
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I'M REAL SICK OF MY BROTHER.
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YEAH, WE'RE TWINS.
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ANYBODY GOT TWINS OUT THERE?
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YEAH, I BET HE DON'T
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GOT ONE LIKE THIS.
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ME KUATO.
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OH, HEY, BODY BAG.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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>> SMELLS LIKE SOMEBODY
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TOOK A CRAP IN HERE.
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>> OH, BODY BAG.
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OH, LOOK, BODY BAG.
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IT'S YOUR OLD FRIEND'S BRAINS.
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>> HEY, IDIOT, I'M BRAINS.
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I GO IN YOUR HEAD.
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>> OK.
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WE'RE GOING TO DELIGHT YOU ALL
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WITH A LITTLE IMPROVISATIONAL
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COMEDY.
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OK.
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AND ALL WE NEED TO GET STARTED
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IS ONE LOCATION.
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>> HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT COMEDY
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CLUB?
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>> OK.
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I HEARD A GAS STATION.
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>> I'M A GAS-STATION ATTENDANT.
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>> FILL HER UP.
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I AM DRIVING A CORVETTE.
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IT'S MIDNIGHT BLUE WITH CHROME--
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>> HEY, PIPPIE LONGBORING,
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YOU SUCK!
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>> CAN YOU FILL IT JUST
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A LITTLE BIT FASTER.
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>> WELL, I'M DRUNK.
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I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A
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GAS CAN.
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>> THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A STOOL,
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MURDERFACE.
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>> HEY, IDIOT, DON'T NEGATE THE
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PREMISE.
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>> IT'S ON--IT'S OVER THERE...
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WHEREVER.
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PLEASE, HERBIE, I WOULD LIKE TO
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LEAVE THIS HORRIBLE PLACE.
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>> YEAH.
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I SHOULD CHECK THE OIL.
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I'LL GO GET MY TOOLS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA LEAVE.
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THIS SUCKS.
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GOOD LUCK DYING OUT THERE.
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>> ARE YOU LEAVING?
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>> YES, I'M LEAVING.
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>> HEY, UGLY, WHAT ARE YOU JUST
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SITTING THERE FOR?
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MAKE US LAUGH!
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[CROWD BOOING]
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>> GET OFF THE STAGE!
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GET OFF THE STAGE!
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[CROWD CHANTING "GET OFF THE
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STAGE"]
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>> HELP ME.
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HELP ME...
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>> CUT KUATO?
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I'LL CUT BODY BAG BEFORE I CUT
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KUATO.
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KUATO STAYS.
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KUATO'S GOLD.
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>> THE BEST METAL BAND
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OF ALL TIME, AND WE
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GET BOOED OFF THE STAGE.
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>> THEY JUST DIDN'T GET IT.
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>> THEY'LL LAUGH AT THE DILDO
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WHO IS ON STAGE BEFORE US.
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>> THAT GUY WAS AMAZING.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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>> HE IS HORRIBLE, STOKIE.
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HE JUST MADE THE REFERENCE.
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"REMEMBER THIS?
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REMEMBER THAT?"
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HE IS DILDO.
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>> BUT YOU LAUGH.
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>> I DID?
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>> HE WAS PRETTY GOOD.
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>> HE WAS GREAT!
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>> UM, MAYBE WE'LL DO BETTER
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TOMORROW.
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>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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I DIED UP THERE.
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IT WAS BRUTAL, AND I AIN'T NEVER
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GOING BACK UP THERE AGAIN 'CAUSE
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I AIN'T FUNNY, AND NEITHER ARE
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ANY OF YOU.
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I'M DARK AND BRUTAL AND FILLED
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WITH HATRED.
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I AIN'T GOT NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
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YOU WANT TO DO COMEDY, DO IT
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WITHOUT ME.
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I'M LEAVING.
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>> AYE.
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COMEDY AIN'T NEVER ABOUT HUMOR.
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'TAINT NO DIFFERENCE IF YOU ASK
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ME.
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>> BUT THAT JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO
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MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL.
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>> COMEDY IS ABOUT EXPRESSING
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YOUR HATE.
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THE MORE HATE YOU HAVE, THE
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FUNNIER THOSE RUSTY DILDOS
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SITTING AT THEM TABLES WILL
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THINK YOU ARE.
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>> BUT I BOMB, AND I HATE
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EVERYTHING.
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>> AYE.
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BUT DO YOU HATE YOURSELF?
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>> HATE MYSELF?
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>> AH, YEAH.
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ESPECIALLY NOW, EH.
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BOMBING ON STAGE, AND MR.
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TANGERINE PIGTAILS WENT RUNNING
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AWAY.
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WILL TAKE SOME TIME FOR HIM TO
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RECOVER FROM THAT HORROR HE WENT
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THROUGH.
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>> I HATE MYSELF.
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>> YEAH.
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NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.
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AND ONCE YOU CAN GET IN TOUCH
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WITH YOUR INNER HATRED, YOU CAN
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UNLEASH IT INTO THE WORLD.
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AND ONCE YOU EMBRACE YOUR HATE,
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YOU WILL MURDER THEM, AND YOU
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WILL KILL.
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YOU WILL KILL!
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>> ♪ STEP BEFORE THE JURY
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DRAW YOUR FRIENDS OF FURY
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CORPORATE GREED IS DEATH
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HATE JUDGES
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STEP INTO THE SPOTLIGHT... ♪
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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♪ YOU I HATE
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AWAIT YOUR DEATH ♪
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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EVERYONE DO A CRAPPY JOB.
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REMEMBER TO HATE YOURSELVES.
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>> OH, YEAH!
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>> WELL, I REALLY HATE MYSELF.
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>> PICKLE, YOU BACK!
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WE THINK YOU LEAVE FOR GOOD.
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>> BOMBING ON STAGE REALLY
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SCREWED ME UP.
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I CAN'T EVEN PLAY MY DOUCHE-BAG
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DRUMS NO MORE 'CAUSE OF STUPID
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COMEDY.
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>> AH, YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE
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WAY TO FIX THAT.
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YOU GOTTA GET BACK UP THERE.
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>> BUT I CAN'T DO--
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>> WHAT, WHAT?
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>> THE AUDIENCE.
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>> AYE.
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THE AUDIENCE.
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NOW GATHER ROUND, ALL YA.
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I'VE BEEN TALKING A LOT ABOUT
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HATRED, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
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BIGGER OUT THERE, SOMETHING YOU
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SHOULD HATE EVEN MORE THAN
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ANYTHING, AND THAT'S THE
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AUDIENCE.
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>> AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
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STAGE PICKLES.
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>> SO, ANYSWAYS, I JUST GOT BACK
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FROM A VACATION, AND I WENT TO
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THE BEACH FOR VACATION.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT AT THE
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BEACH?
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SAND.
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>> OH, MY EYE!
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I CAN'T SEE!
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>> OK, ALL RIGHT.
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SO I DONATED BLOOD THE OTHER
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DAY.
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NOT MINE.
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GUYS WANT TO SEE ME DONATE SOME
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BLOOD TO YOU?
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HUH?
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DO YOU?
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OK.
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WOO HOO!
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WOO HOO HOO HOO!
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>> OH, YEAH!
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>> WOO HOO HOO HOO!
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WOO!
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YEAH!
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>> UH, CAN'T TEACH HIM NO MORE.
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>> WOO!
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YEAH!
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[GUNFIRE]
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YEAH!
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>> UH-OH.
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE NRA.
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ANY OF YOU DILDOS WANT TO
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FIGHT, HUH?
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, GRANDMA?
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HUH?
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AW, I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
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>> CHIRP.
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