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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:04,170 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,750 ON BASS GUITAR... 3 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:09,083 WILLIAM MURDERFACE. 4 00:00:09,167 --> 00:00:10,327 >> MURDERFACE! 5 00:00:10,417 --> 00:00:11,917 MURDERFACE! 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,380 MURDERFACE! 7 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:14,998 MURDERFACE! 8 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,793 MURDERFACE! 9 00:00:17,875 --> 00:00:26,035 [GUITAR PLAYING] 10 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:37,293 [PLAYING FASTER] 11 00:00:46,042 --> 00:00:54,212 >> HEY! 12 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:56,002 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 13 00:00:56,083 --> 00:01:02,003 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 14 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:03,463 >> ALL RIGHT. 15 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:04,332 POUR IT IN. 16 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:06,127 EASY, EASY, EASY. 17 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,078 >> HEY, PICKLE, TELL MURDERFACE 18 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:07,957 WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME 19 00:01:08,042 --> 00:01:08,792 ABOUT THAT GUY. 20 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:09,625 >> OH, RIGHT. 21 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:10,378 >> HILARIOUS. 22 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:11,418 >> THAT DUDE YOU HEAD-BUTTED? 23 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,630 THE GUY WAS A DANISH PRINCE. 24 00:01:12,708 --> 00:01:13,498 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 25 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:14,793 >> PFFF! THE DUTCH. 26 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,455 >> OH, CHECK IT OUT. 27 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:17,542 HE'S GOT A BRAIN CONTUSION 28 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:19,075 AND A FRACTURED SKULL. 29 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:20,327 OH, AND HE'S LAST IN LINE 30 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:21,417 FOR THE DANISH ROYALTY. 31 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:22,380 THAT IS MESSED UP, DUDE. 32 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:23,958 >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE GETS 33 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,082 FOR GOING AFTER MY HARP. 34 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:26,127 >> AWESOME. 35 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:26,998 >> DUDE, I WOULD HAVE DONE 36 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:28,173 THE SAME THING. 37 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,000 DUTCH. 38 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:30,133 >> YEAH, WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL. 39 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,208 I MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING REALLY 40 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:33,132 GOOD AT HEAD-BUTTING. 41 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:34,378 >> [MUMBLING] 42 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:35,998 BUNCH OF JERKS, ANYWAY. 43 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:37,463 >> HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 44 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:39,132 >> GOT E-VITES. 45 00:01:39,208 --> 00:01:40,418 >> A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR 46 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,580 MURDERFACE? 47 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:42,827 >> WHERE IS IT GOING TO BE? 48 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:44,537 IN THE TOILET, IN A BUS STATION? 49 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:45,875 >> OH, THAT'S BRUTAL. 50 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:46,628 >> CAN YOU BELIEVE, 51 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:47,498 RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD 52 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:48,923 JUST MAKING UP LIKE THIS? 53 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:49,830 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 54 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:50,827 THE GUY'S A NIHILIST. 55 00:01:50,917 --> 00:01:51,627 WHAT DOES HE WANT A BIRTHDAY 56 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:52,538 FOR? 57 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:53,375 >> INSIDE, OUTSIDE, 58 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:54,418 UP OR DOWN. 59 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,920 SHOW UP IF YOU WANT. 60 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,670 WHO GIVES A PISS? 61 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:00,750 >> OH...ME. 62 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:02,003 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET HIM 63 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:09,753 A GIFT. 64 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,173 >> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK 65 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,460 DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪ 66 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:15,212 [GUITAR RIFF] 67 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:16,252 DETH... 68 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,503 KLOK... 69 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:18,963 ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 70 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:20,042 SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF 71 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:21,415 TALLER THAN A TREE 72 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,130 TOKI WARTOOTH 73 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,038 NOT A BUMBLE BEE 74 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:24,915 WILLIAM MURDERFACE 75 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,290 MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE 76 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:27,285 PICKLES THE DRUMMER 77 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,705 DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG DOODILY 78 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:29,882 DOODILY DOO 79 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:35,748 NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪ 80 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:36,963 >> IT SEEMS THAT WILLIAM 81 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:38,082 MURDERFACE'S BIRTHDAY HAS 82 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,827 THOUSANDS OF FANS RIOTING 83 00:02:39,917 --> 00:02:41,207 IN THE STREETS OF PARIS. 84 00:02:41,292 --> 00:02:43,082 APPARENTLY, MURDERFACE MADE 85 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:43,997 SOME DISPARAGING REMARKS 86 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:45,253 ABOUT THE LOUVRE... 87 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,253 >> 30,000 PIECES OF ART 88 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,963 AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 89 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:50,832 THEY ALL STINK LIKE... 90 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:53,787 >> [SPEAKING FRENCH] 91 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,745 VIVE... 92 00:02:55,833 --> 00:02:57,083 >> FIRES ARE RAGING IN THE SOUTH 93 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:58,577 AS MORE FANS CELEBRATE 94 00:02:58,667 --> 00:02:59,997 WILLIAM MURDERFACE'S BIRTHDAY-- 95 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:01,293 >> I'LL KILL YOU ALL! 96 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:02,415 I'M GONNA KILL EVERYTHING 97 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,630 IN SIGHT. 98 00:03:03,708 --> 00:03:04,748 DETHKLOK RULES! 99 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,083 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MURDERFACE. 100 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:09,917 WHA! WHOO-HOO! 101 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,330 >> WE'VE CENSORED THE MEDIA 102 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:12,917 SINCE THESE FANS HAVE DECIDED 103 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 THAT MASS DESTRUCTION WOULD 104 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,673 MAKE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY GIFT. 105 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,500 I BELIEVE WE'RE ALL IN GREAT 106 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:19,543 DANGER. 107 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:20,705 >> MILITARY'S ON ALERT. 108 00:03:20,792 --> 00:03:22,082 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 109 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:23,167 >> RECENT POLLS INDICATE 110 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,250 THAT HALF THE MILITARY ARE 111 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:27,503 RABID DETHKLOK FANS. 112 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,963 NOW, IF YOU'D PLEASE TURN 113 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,252 YOUR ATTENTION TO OUR BIRTHDAY 114 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:33,043 EXPERT--DR. GIBBITS. 115 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,125 >> YES. 116 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:35,458 WILLIAM MURDERFACE'S CHARTS 117 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:37,132 INDICATE A DEEP-SEATED RAGE 118 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,208 WHICH IS SPLIT OFF AND 119 00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:39,502 REPRESSED AT ITS CORE. 120 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,173 HIS SELF-LOATHING IS EXPRESSED 121 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,080 MOST PUBLICLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY 122 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:44,537 THROUGH BODILY MUTILATION, 123 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,285 TATTOOING, ALCOHOL ABUSE, 124 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:47,825 AND COBRAPHILIA. 125 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:49,707 HE BLAMES OTHERS FOR HIS ANGER. 126 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:50,962 HE MISPLACES HIS RAGE 127 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,132 AND ITS ROOTS. 128 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,788 HE SEEKS PUNISHMENT, 129 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:54,745 CASTIGATION, 130 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:56,043 AND EXCOMMUNICATION. 131 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,125 THIS SELF-DESTRUCTION IS 132 00:03:57,208 --> 00:03:58,918 THE ONLY WAY TO VALIDATE 133 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,330 POWERFUL VOICES HE INTERNALIZED 134 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:01,577 AS A CHILD. 135 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:02,997 THIS, COMBINED WITH HIS IMMENSE 136 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,833 WEALTH AND POPULARITY, SHOULD 137 00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:07,077 MAKE FOR A MONUMENTALLY 138 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,997 HORRIFIC BIRTHDAY. 139 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,043 >> HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET 140 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:10,785 HIM A GIFT? 141 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:11,825 ALL HE WANTS IS MORBID CRAP, 142 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:12,707 AND HE'S ALREADY GOT JUST 143 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:13,542 ABOUT EVERYTHING. 144 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:14,995 LOOK. 145 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:16,463 >> GIVE THAT HERE! 146 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:18,172 >> PICK IT UP. HA HA! 147 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,670 >> CAN'T WE JUST GIVE HIM 148 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:20,540 SOME CASH? 149 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:21,415 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 150 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,330 >> NOT LIKE "POR-CHASE" 151 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:23,577 ANYTHING, LIKE MAKE SOMETHING. 152 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:24,577 >> AND THE BIRTHDAY CAKE. 153 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:26,077 IT'S GOT TO BE TOTALLY METAL. 154 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:27,247 GOT IT? 155 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,083 >> OR, MAYBE LIKE, WE GET HIM 156 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:30,457 AN ENDANGERED SPECIES AND THEN 157 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:32,132 WE COULD KILL IT? 158 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:34,128 THAT'D BE COOL. 159 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,708 I JUST READ ABOUT THIS THING 160 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:36,422 ONLINE. 161 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,000 YOU CAN BUY A STAR AND NAME IT. 162 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,333 LIKE, WHAT IF WE NAMED IT, 163 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:40,707 LIKE, MUHAMMAD ALI, 164 00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:42,002 THE BLACK PRIZE FIGHTER? 165 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:44,633 THAT WOULD BE HIS GIFT. 166 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:46,208 ...YOU. 167 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:47,132 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 168 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:48,038 I GOT IT. 169 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:49,075 WE'LL GIVE HIM THE BLACKEST, 170 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,997 MOST MEANINGLESS GIFT OF ALL. 171 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:56,133 [EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS] 172 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,538 >> THE QUEEN OF DENMARK 173 00:04:57,625 --> 00:04:59,455 WITH HER SON PRINCE HENRY. 174 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:00,712 >> THIS IS AN ORIGINAL 175 00:05:00,792 --> 00:05:02,382 MANUSCRIPT FROM PETYR KORN 176 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,498 LIZENHUFT, DENMARK'S MOST FAMOUS 177 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:06,213 POET. 178 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:07,082 >> WAS HE MURDERED? 179 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,077 >> NO. 180 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,577 >> HOW MUCH DID IT COST? 181 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:10,327 >> THIS IS... 182 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:11,627 >> AW, JUST KEEP IT. 183 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:13,328 I'M GETTING THE CRAPPIEST GIFTS. 184 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:15,787 ARE YOU GIVING ME A SHARPIE 185 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,205 FOR MY BIRTHDAY? 186 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,172 >> HE'S ASKING FOR YOUR 187 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:19,460 AUTOGRAPH. 188 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:21,542 >> HERE, LET ME SIGN. 189 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,745 >> OW! 190 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:27,133 >> THE DUTCH ARE SCUM. 191 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:28,998 >> WHAT IS THAT, METAL FROSTING? 192 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:29,923 THAT'S AMAZING. 193 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,080 >> PLEASE DO NOT SAMPLE 194 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,167 THE FROSTING. 195 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:35,420 IT'S MADE OF MERCURY. 196 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,330 YOU WILL DIE. 197 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:39,997 >> THIS IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL, 198 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,543 YOU KNOW, SAUSAGE FESTIVAL. 199 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,035 >> I LOVE SAUSAGE FESTIVAL. 200 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,875 LIKE IN VIENNA. 201 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,208 >> NO, TOKI, THAT WAS 202 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:47,292 A SAUSAGE FESTIVAL. 203 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:48,325 >> THAT WAS GOOD. 204 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:49,247 >> YEAH. 205 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:50,383 WITH VIENNA PORK SAUCE... 206 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:51,578 NO, THIS MEANS THAT THERE'S 207 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:53,077 NO GOOD-LOOKING LADIES TO PUT 208 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:54,577 YOU-KNOW-WHAT INTO SIDE OF THEM. 209 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:55,787 >> THE SAUSAGE? 210 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:56,915 >> YEAH. 211 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,080 ANYWAY, WHAT WERE YOU TALKING 212 00:05:58,167 --> 00:05:59,457 ABOUT, LIKE, A SECOND AGO? 213 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:00,882 I'M SORRY I CUT YOU OFF. 214 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:02,038 >> OH, I GOT TO MAKE SOMETHING 215 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:03,375 FOR MURDERFACE. 216 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:04,498 I'M GONNA MAKE HIM A MACARONI 217 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:06,213 MURDER LADY. 218 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:07,962 >> I'M SURE HE'LL HATE THAT. 219 00:06:08,042 --> 00:06:09,212 PARDON ME. 220 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:10,082 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 221 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,957 WELCOME TO THE PARTY. 222 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:13,962 AS YOU WELL KNOW, NO PARTY 223 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:15,542 IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A BIRTHDAY 224 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,245 PARTY CLOWN. 225 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,003 WE HAVE ONE OF THE FINEST 226 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:21,003 ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWNS AROUND. 227 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,043 SO, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS-- 228 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:24,995 YO, HERE COMES THE ROCK 'N' ROLL 229 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:25,963 CLOWN. 230 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:27,042 [GUITAR RIFF] 231 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:30,825 >> ♪ OH! K-K-K-YEAH! ♪ 232 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:32,537 I'M DR. ROCKSO 233 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,745 THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN. 234 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,333 I DO COCAINE. 235 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:38,207 K-K-K-YEAH! 236 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:41,332 I HEAR IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY. 237 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:43,127 I DO COCAINE. 238 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:44,918 DR. ROCKSO GONNA MAKE YOU 239 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,130 A BALLOON FACE. 240 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,248 SERIOUSLY, DUDE, A LOT OF 241 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:54,213 COCAINE. 242 00:06:54,292 --> 00:06:56,962 TRY IT OUT. 243 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,082 WAIT A MINUTE. 244 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,877 I THINK SOMEONE'S OUT OF TUNE. 245 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:03,208 JUST A LITTLE MORE. 246 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,002 YOU POPPED A STRING. 247 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:12,173 HA HA! 248 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,210 [ELECTRIC GUITARS PLAYING] 249 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:17,002 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] 250 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:18,833 >> NOW, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT 251 00:07:18,917 --> 00:07:20,497 FROM ME, 252 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:22,583 OTHER THAN THE WORST PARTY 253 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:25,037 IN THE HISTORY OF PISS? 254 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,165 >> CHECK, CHECK. 255 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,540 MURDER, SLASH. 256 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:29,165 THAT'S GOOD. 257 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,540 ♪ MANY YEARS AGO TODAY 258 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:31,995 SOMETHING GREW INSIDE OF 259 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,503 YOUR MOTHER 260 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:38,043 THAT THING WAS YOU ♪ 261 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,035 ♪ YOU ♪ 262 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:43,035 ♪ YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU 263 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:44,205 DID SHE SCREAM? 264 00:07:44,042 --> 00:07:48,252 DID SHE CRY? 265 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:50,173 ONE MORE YEAR GOES BY... 266 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,960 [GUITAR DROWNS OUT LYRICS] 267 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,882 R.S.V.P. PLEASE 268 00:07:57,958 --> 00:08:01,378 FOR THE DEATH OF KINGS 269 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:04,578 YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME 270 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:08,127 YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF LIFE 271 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:09,998 HAPPY 272 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:12,833 BIRTHDAY 273 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:17,127 YOU'RE GONNA DIE ♪ 274 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:19,918 >> MMM... 275 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,790 >> ♪ DEATH 276 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:21,665 DIE 277 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:22,460 DEATH 278 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:23,252 DEATH 279 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:24,003 MURDER 280 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:25,083 DEATH 281 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:25,877 DEATH 282 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:26,668 DIE 283 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,460 DEATH 284 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:28,212 DEATH 285 00:08:28,292 --> 00:08:29,042 DEATH 286 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,575 DEATH 287 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:33,247 DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH 288 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:35,173 DIE ♪ 289 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,630 AND NOW THE BLACKEST PRESENT 290 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:41,078 FOR THE MOST BRUTAL OF ALL 291 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:48,327 BASS PLAYERS. 292 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:51,037 NOTHING! 293 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:52,245 >> OH, YOU SUCK. 294 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,173 >> AW! 295 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,380 >> YOU ALL SUCK! 296 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:55,498 >> WHAT'S WRONG? 297 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:56,333 >> GO PLAY RECORDS BACKWARDS 298 00:08:56,417 --> 00:08:57,207 AND KILL YOURSELF. 299 00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:58,382 >> HEY, FATSO! 300 00:08:58,458 --> 00:08:59,878 WE GOT YOUR FAVORITE THING. 301 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:06,168 DISAPPOINTMENT. 302 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,540 >> I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD TIME 303 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:10,205 TO START MY SIDE BAND-- 304 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:16,632 PLANET PISS. 305 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:19,128 I SHALL SEND FOR THE REST 306 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:27,378 OF MY PARCELS IN THE MORNING. 307 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:30,828 [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 308 00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:32,127 >> ATTENTION! 309 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:37,128 YOU BIG BABY! 310 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,578 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, 311 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,037 GOING FOR A CRY BABY WALK? 312 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:41,375 >> HEY, WHY'S EVERYBODY 313 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,078 WEARING CAMOUFLAGE? 314 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,917 YOU JOINING THE MARINES? 315 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,420 >> WE WANTED TO, UH, SURPRISE 316 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,420 YOU...IN OUTFITS. 317 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,540 >> IT'S A STUPID NAVY SEAL. 318 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:51,995 >> THAT'S PART OF THE SURPRISE. 319 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,213 >> WHY? 320 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,542 >> BECAUSE IT MAKES IT HARDER 321 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:55,875 TO SEE. 322 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,128 THAT'S AWESOME. 323 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:58,998 >> HEY, DOUCHE BAG. 324 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:01,793 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 325 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,665 >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 326 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:04,670 >> BIG PHAT TIRES 327 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:07,630 AND EVERYTHING. 328 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:08,828 >> BUT I ALREADY GOT, LIKE, 329 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:10,167 A MILLION LIMOS. 330 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,210 >> DUDE, NOT LIKE THIS ONE. 331 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:12,382 THIS IS THE LIMO THAT KENNEDY 332 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,918 GOT HIS BRAINS SMASHED OPEN IN 333 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,920 WITH A BULLET. 334 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:15,880 >> SO? 335 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:18,208 >> PUKED UP AND DESECRATED. 336 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:19,332 >> YEAH, DUDE, IN THE DRIVER'S 337 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,707 SEAT IS THE CHAIR FROM, LIKE, 338 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,002 WHERE PRESIDENT LINCOLN WAS SHOT 339 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,003 AND ASSASSINATED IN. 340 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,293 >> AND YOU'RE ENTERED IN 341 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,245 THE FIRST-EVER DETHKLOK 342 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:30,213 DEATH-MOLITION KLOK-AMATAY 343 00:10:30,292 --> 00:10:31,962 DEATH DERBY. 344 00:10:32,042 --> 00:10:33,002 >> AND I MADE YOU THIS 345 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,423 MACARONI MURDER LADY. 346 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,830 WHAT USED TO BE THE RED HOTS 347 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,577 FOR THE BLOOD, BUT I ATE THEM. 348 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,287 >> YOU MEAN, I GET TO DESTROY 349 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,995 UNITED STATES HISTORY? 350 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:46,293 [INDISTINCT] 351 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,625 AAAH! 352 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:53,628 TAKE THAT, AMERICA! 353 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:56,498 AAAH! 354 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:59,923 >> ♪ R.S.V.P. PLEASE 355 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,580 FOR THE DEATH OF KINGS 356 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:06,577 YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME 357 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:10,127 YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF LIFE 358 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,918 HAPPY 359 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,580 BIRTHDAY 360 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,037 YOU'RE GONNA DIE ♪ 361 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,035 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 362 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,825 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 363 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,377 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 364 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,628 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 365 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:23,788 --www.ncicap.org--] 366 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,455 ♪ DIE, DIE, DEATH, DEATH ♪ 367 00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:30,055 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 21905

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