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(Kirby) Previouslyon Kirby Buckets Warped.
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(Principal Mitchell) This orb isan alternate dimension portal generator.
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Your parents,they went through the portal?
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(Kirby) We've got to get them back.
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We've got to make it to the portal!
This way.
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Fish, you need to tell me what's going on.
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(Fish) When I was seven years old,
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I had a pet guinea pig, Mr. Mac 'n Cheese.
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He was my best friend until...
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-(farting sound)
-I killed Mr. Mac 'n Cheese!
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(sighs) I'm doomed. So, so doomed.
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(laughs)
Because of your subpar muscle tone?
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Or how you still have
a surprising number of baby teeth?
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-Or how you--
-No. Stop guessing.
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I have an actual problem here.
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It's my turn to plan the family vacation.
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My parents
take their vacations very seriously.
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Last year it was Dawn's turn.
It rained the whole time.
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They never forgave her.
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Never forget.
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(theme from Psycho plays)
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I need to come up with something great,
something awesome, something...
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out of this world.
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(theme music plays)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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Mom, Dad--
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Okay, Kirby,
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it's been a rough year so far,
and our family's happiness
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depends on this vacation.
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Go.
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Prepare yourselves
for the greatest vacation idea of all--
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(Dawn) Could you speak up?
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I'm working without eyes here.
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You can see, Dawn.
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Take off the mask.
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Mm. Clearly, you do not understand
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the beauty that is brewing
underneath this.
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My new brow treatment needs
48 hours in complete darkness
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or it will not take.
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And you do not want to be around me
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if it does not take.
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Whatever. As I was saying...
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The best vacation idea of all--
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Hey. Before you waste more of our time,
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I just vote that we cancel
this year's family vacation
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on account that I cannot see
and my brows are burning.
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-Okay. Well, you lost your vote...
-And our respect.
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...when you planned
a garbage vacation last year.
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I can't control weather patterns!
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Well, you certainly could have tried.
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-You know, a little bit?
-Just try.
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Guys! Guys!
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Forget about last year!
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I've got a vacation
that's going to blow your minds.
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I present...
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a vacation in an alternate dimension!
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-(scoffs)
-Aw, gross.
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You literally just saved us
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from a terrible alternate dimension.
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Why would we go back?
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Not all dimensions are bad,
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some are actually pretty cool. Today
I was going through Mitchell's notes,
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and I found this dimension labeled,
"Best Vacation Ever."
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As weird as Mitchell is,
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I totally trust his taste in dimensions.
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-Yeah?
-Hmm. He is my best friend.
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So, is that a yes?
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Well, one thing.
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Will your father and I be able
to have some time alone
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for a romantic picnic?
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The deli is having a sale
on gherkins and salted meats.
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And we'd sort of like to feed
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those to each other in a romantic way.
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It's a Mom and Dad thing.
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Ew. And I can't even see
what you're doing.
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I refuse to go on this gross vacation.
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You wouldn't exist if it weren't
for gherkins and salted meats.
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Ever think about that?
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-Nope!
-Um...
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I promise, you'll definitely
get your romantic picnic.
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Well...
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Congratulations, Kirby.
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We accept your alternate
dimension vacation.
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That's right. But if this goes south,
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we reserve the right to treat you
like your sister.
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(scoffs)
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To the best rodent a boy could buy online.
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Gone five years today.
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I didn't know the beast,
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but I always felt a kinship
to his generous soul.
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What's going on?
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It's a dark day, Gil.
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My old pet guinea pig, Mr. Mac 'n Cheese,
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passed away five years ago today.
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What a coincidence.
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My old pet guinea pig,
Señor Mac 'n Cheese, Esquire,
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disappeared five years ago today.
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All pigs go to heaven.
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(both) They're not pigs.
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So, what was your guinea pig like?
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My Señor had the sweetest caramel spots.
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(chuckles) So did my Mac 'n Cheese.
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Señor loved to snack on applesauce
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while curled up in a warm blanket
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listening to the adventures
of Percy Jackson.
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(gasps, stammers)
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Mr. Mac 'n Cheese also loved
warm blankets and applesauce.
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That's a crazy coincidence, huh?
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Yes, what a crazy coincidence.
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Also, their names both have
Mac 'n Cheese in them.
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I'd call that a pretty
crazy coincidence, too.
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-Yeah, I guess.
-Yeah,
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if you wanna get
technical about things.
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(slurping loudly)
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You guys ready for the best vacay ever?
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Let's do this!
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Definitely not afraid of that orb.
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You guys will not regret this.
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-I promise.
-Ooh!
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In case you didn't hear me earlier,
I am absolutely not coming on-- Aah!
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Whoa. Where are we?
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Ugh! Smells dank in here.
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Probably good for my brows though.
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Welcome, human test subjects,
to my labyrinth of horrors!
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-(shrieks)
-(laughs evilly)
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You know what?
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Let's just try
a different dimension. Okay.
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(whirring)
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What the wall?
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Get comfortable
because you're never going to leave!
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(chuckles nervously)
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Vacation, baby.
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You guys got to admit...
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I mean, a giant talking guinea pig?
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That's cool, right?
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-Right?
-No! No it's not!
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Sorry. I have a debilitating
fear of guinea pigs.
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It's okay.
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But there's pipes and...
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endless concrete. So cool.
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And this place looks like one
of those industrial-looking escape rooms
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that all the kids are talking about.
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It's fun, yeah.
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(whirring, grinding)
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You promised me a picnic, Kirb,
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and let me tell you, young man,
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this vacation is no picnic.
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-Does anyone care what I think?
-(others) No!
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(gas hissing)
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(Kirby) Can't go that way.
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(whirring, buzzing)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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See! It's not that bad.
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It's just all in your attitude.
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We're going to find another way around.
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-Wait, guys!
-Congratulations, Kirby.
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Your vacation might be worse than Dawn's.
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-(Dawn grunts)
-(buzzing)
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It's just... it's the timing.
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(monitor beeping)
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These ones look more viable than usual.
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Don't you agree,
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Cool Janitor?
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-(rock music plays over headphones)
-Yep.
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I don't know where these humans came from,
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but they better not be
as disappointing as the last group.
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(sighs)
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I told you never to mop that up!
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It's not weird.
I just like looking at it, okay?
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Whoa! Señor Mac 'n Cheese
also had a specific taste
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for imported papaya at exactly 72 degrees.
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I just wanna say, for the record,
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I was Mac 'n Cheese's real owner,
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-and you were just a fling.
-No way!
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I was the real owner, you were the fling!
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(clears throat)
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I could not help but to overhear.
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First: Your customer service is awful.
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I've been standing here for 20 minutes.
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Second:
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This triple-timing pet sounds
a lot like my guinea piglet,
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Mademoiselle Mac et Fromage.
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She was stolen from me
on the eve of this very day.
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Okay, your guinea pig
can't be the same one
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because Mac 'n Cheese was obviously a boy.
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You know it's impossible
to tell the difference
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between male and female guinea pig.
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Grow up.
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And, now that I am reflecting,
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I remember Mademoiselle
frequently disappeared.
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Too bad there's no way
to prove who the real owner is.
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We should probably
all let it go and move on.
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Actually, I have a way for us
to get all the answers we need.
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But if we do it,
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I'm not paying for these chips.
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It's too dark in here.
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I can't see the corners!
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Guinea pigs hide in corners.
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All I wanted was a nice, romantic picnic
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with hand-fed gherkins and salted meats.
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Why do my children plan
such garbage vacations?
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Hey! Hey, watch it.
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Why is this room so crowded?
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Can me and my new brows get
some space over here, people?
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Aah!
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(birds twittering)
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This is a beautiful place for a picnic.
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Yeah, it's beautiful!
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And far away from any guinea pigs.
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-Guinea pigs! Where?
-(growls) Get it together!
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We have gherkins
to romantically feed to each other,
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and I am not proud of what I did
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to get some alone time away from Dawn.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I have a lot to say about this trip,
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but I guess you, my own parents,
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don't care about my opinions
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since I'm so "bad at vacations."
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Wait. No snide comments?
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No "Shut it, Dawn"?
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Does this mean you're actually
ready to listen to me?
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Finally, some respect.
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Thank you, Mom and Dad.
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I mean, so much to say, where do we begin?
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I guess it all started
when Kirby was born.
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Why would Mitchell want to go
on a vacation here?
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(Principal Mitchell laughs)
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Oh, that's an easy one.
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Byron,
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you are a-maze-ing!
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Oh right. For some reason, he loves mazes.
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(Dr. Mac 'n Cheese) Impressive.
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He survived the spinning blade,
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the laser cube, and the party lagoon.
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He's exactly what I've been looking for.
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-(clattering)
-(screaming)
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Congratulations, human.
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You are the perfect human specimen.
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And now your body will be mine.
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Okay, I'm just going to admit it,
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my vacation is almost as bad as Dawn's.
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(flasks burbling)
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(machine whirring)
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(grunting)
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The body swap machine is powering up!
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We shall be ready in minutes!
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Body swap machine?
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Can't we just talk about this?
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No talking! I've waited years,
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run countless humans
through the labyrinth,
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but to no avail.
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But you navigated the maze.
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You are the perfect human specimen,
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and once I have your body,
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I'll finally be able to reach
the applesauce on that shelf.
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Seriously?
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00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,330
Why don't you just make him get it?
262
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,577
I need to do it myself!
263
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:34,038
They said I was crazy
for going through all this work
264
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,325
just for applesauce.
265
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:39,327
"Shouldn't you have some sort
of longer range agenda?" they said.
266
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,167
Well, who's laughing now?
267
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,288
Why are you helping him?
268
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,375
Because once he has
the perfect human body,
269
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:48,958
he's gonna drum in my band.
270
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:51,751
(electrical guitar riff plays)
271
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,884
(quietly) No, I'm not.
272
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:56,131
No, stop!
273
00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:00,462
(whirring, crackling)
274
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:19,708
(Dr. Mac 'n Cheese's voice)
Ooh. I'm so smooth.
275
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,923
I've got a bit of a rat-face,
but... still.
276
00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:32,499
(Kirby's voice) This is totally warped.
277
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,495
Oh, divinity.
278
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,003
I can't watch this.
279
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:57,629
I still don't understand
why we're doing this.
280
00:14:57,709 --> 00:15:01,249
The pet afterlife is just one
of many alternate dimensions.
281
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,325
As a Gatekeeper,
I can hold a special séance
282
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,997
that will allow us
to access that dimension
283
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,833
and summon the ghost of the guinea pig,
284
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,997
providing us the answers we need.
285
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,083
Sounds legit to me.
286
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,036
And I just want to be
crystal clear about this.
287
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,415
This all makes sense
because of my Gatekeeper powers.
288
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,960
Everyone,
289
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:24,501
join hands.
290
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,083
(chanting)
291
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,166
Chant with me.
292
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,375
Cheese 'n Mac. Cheese 'n Mac.
293
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,668
Fromage. Fromage.
294
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,710
(all) Cheese 'n Mac.
295
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:40,582
Cheese 'n Mac.
296
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,827
Fromage. Fromage.
297
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:51,915
Is there anything more decadent
than salted meats?
298
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,787
Gherkins.
299
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,752
Just what I need to forget
about my crippling fear of guinea pigs.
300
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,504
(both laughing)
301
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:04,379
-Hey guys!
-(screams)
302
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:08,535
No rodent ruins my moment!
303
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,455
Stop! It's me, Kirby! Your son!
304
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:15,075
(sighs) Hey, Kirb. Weird new body.
305
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,876
The guinea pig has a body swap machine.
306
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,459
We have to get my body back.
307
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,040
Wait. Where's Dawn?
308
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,250
Heh.
309
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,423
And then, and then sometimes I just wonder
310
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,630
if maybe I should be
living my life differently.
311
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,919
You know? Be a better person.
312
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,042
Your silence speaks volumes.
313
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,915
And you're right,
I am perfect just the way I am.
314
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,830
Thank you, Dad. Thank you, Mom.
315
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:45,457
And, you know,
you really need to moisturize.
316
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:49,132
Anyway, thank you for finally hearing me.
317
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,828
This is probably the first time
318
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,417
I feel respected by my own family.
319
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:57,631
Dawn, stop boring that mannequin.
We have more important things to do.
320
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,380
Wait.
321
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,418
You left me alone with mannequins?
322
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,500
Well, why don't you go cry about it
323
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,043
on another garbage vacation.
324
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,375
-Mm. Mm-hmm.
-Geez.
325
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,828
Dawn, you can't see me
326
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,377
because you refuse to take off
that stupid eyebrow mask,
327
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,248
but I'm currently a guinea pig.
328
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,423
We need to get my body back
329
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,790
and then find the portal
and get back to our dimension.
330
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,745
(Dr. Mac n' Cheese's voice) So!
331
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,634
The thing I saw you come through
is a portal to another dimension!
332
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:28,327
I bet there's all sorts of things I can do
with a body like this.
333
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:29,577
Thank you, humans.
334
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,577
(grunting)
335
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,330
Still working out the kinks.
336
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,750
-We should...
-Yeah, now, yeah.
337
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:45,924
Seriously?
338
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,670
You left me alone
with the mannequins again?
339
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,378
Ah!
340
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,043
We have to hurry. Throw me over there.
341
00:17:57,125 --> 00:18:00,375
No way. I cannot touch a guinea pig,
let alone throw one.
342
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,378
I just need to touch it!
343
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,788
It's our only shot!
344
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,955
That guinea pig
is getting away with my body.
345
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,791
And I know my body's weaknesses.
346
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,375
Now throw me!
347
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:11,917
You can do this.
348
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:17,332
Be the man I romantically
fed salted meats to.
349
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,251
(chuckles)
350
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,633
-Ooh. So soft.
-Yeah.
351
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,037
Let's not change him back. Let's keep him.
352
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,125
-Dad!
-Shh! I'm thinking!
353
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:35,832
Fine.
354
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,963
(screaming)
355
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,710
(all chanting) Cheese 'n Mac.
356
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,582
Cheese 'n Mac. Fromage. Fromage.
357
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,377
-(rumbling)
-Cheese...
358
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,750
Señor!
359
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,709
Wait!
360
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,172
What's going on?
361
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,830
Mademoiselle,
362
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,667
your voice.
363
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,130
Why does that sound like Kirby?
364
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,128
Because it is me! Kirby!
365
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,628
Oh, hey, Kirby.
366
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,579
Weird new body.
367
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,327
Someone must have chanted incorrectly
368
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:16,877
and caused us to contact
the wrong dimension.
369
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,539
It was probably one of you
370
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,825
because I'm awesome at séances.
371
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:22,497
Séance over!
372
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,457
(screaming)
373
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,883
-(cloth ripping)
-(Dr. Mac 'n Cheese shouting)
374
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:39,997
Nobody told me this body
had so many weak spots!
375
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,535
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
376
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,035
Yeah!
377
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,165
Woah! Yeah!
378
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,880
Nice work, Kirby.
379
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,669
Thanks. Now let's get back to the lab
so I can get my body back
380
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,290
and we can end
this vacation once and for all.
381
00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,075
(snoring)
382
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:03,917
So that's it?
383
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,170
Yes.
384
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:11,081
Séance law allows for only
one séance per group every 100 years.
385
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,206
We blew it.
386
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,830
I guess we'll never know
who Mac 'n Cheese's true owner was.
387
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,542
At the end of the day,
388
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,535
no one really owns a guinea pig.
389
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,325
You simply rent them from the angels
390
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:27,167
for approximately four to eight years.
391
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,211
So, that vacation wasn't so bad, right?
392
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,211
I mean, Mom,
you got that picnic you wanted,
393
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,001
and Dad worked through some
394
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,883
really traumatic guinea pig issues.
395
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,285
But, hey, at least it didn't rain.
396
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,003
You know, you're right, Kirb.
397
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:57,923
Good job.
398
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,080
-But I--
-Nobody cares, Dawn.
399
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:02,916
You planned a garbage vacation, remember?
400
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Yeah, go tell it to the mannequins.
401
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:08,173
(all laughing)
402
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,501
Yeah!
403
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:12,543
You know what?
404
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,667
Fine. I don't need your approval.
405
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:19,210
Because by now my eyebrow game
is on a whole new level.
406
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,251
Behold.
407
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,583
(screams)
408
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,125
I'll be the judge of this.
Just go look in a mirror.
409
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,043
(Dawn screams)
410
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:36,711
You... Uh-oh. I've been hanging out
with this guy for like a half-hour.
411
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,292
-Yeah.
-I thought I had the...
412
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,375
real one the whole time.
413
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,878
-Hello?
-Great, great.
414
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:42,579
Mom, I'm on set.
415
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,497
She wants to talk to you.
416
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,963
This is a fake you,
it's your stunt double.
417
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,581
-I know you want to get thrown.
-Your stunt man does that.
418
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,207
You get to hang out in your trailer.
419
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,831
-This isn't you.
-She's got an arm on her.
420
00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:53,957
That goes like that.
421
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:55,541
You know, maybe you need a...
422
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,245
hamster football in this scene.
423
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,213
-And then you get the paycheck.
-(laughs) Yeah.
424
00:22:00,263 --> 00:22:04,813
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