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(Kirby) Previously,on Kirby Buckets Warped ...
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(Mitchell) This orb is an alternatedimension portal generator.
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Oh, wow.
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This portal business
must remain a closely guarded secret.
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(Mitchell) Your parentswent through the portal?
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(Kirby)
We've got to get them back!
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(Mitchell) There's no telling what sortof world you would find.
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(both screaming)
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(Kirby) Mom, Dad, it's so greatto have you guys back.
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(Brad Dad) Who's this Dad person?
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I'm Brad!
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Your real parents are still "out there."
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No.
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I thought they were here
to keep up appearances
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until we get our real
Mom and Dad back.
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Shouldn't we be having
a normal dinner for once?
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This is a normal dinner.
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You heard the man.
Machete bread?
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This is ridiculous. I want pizza.
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Okay, house vote.
All in favor of pizza?
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All opposed?
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Nay!
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Blow torch chicken wins.
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Yours is outside.
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(clucking)
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No way I'm eating that.
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All in favor of Dawn
eating the chicken?
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(Brad Dad/Brad Mom/Kirby)
Aye!
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(sighs)
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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(school bell rings)
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There you are!
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We only get an hour for lunch,
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I wanna knock out another dimension
before we have to get back.
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Sorry, Kirby, there's been
a change of plans.
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And his name is Apollo.
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(power ballad playing)
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(Dawn) Those calves... ahh!
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That area between the ankleand the knee.
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Lower leg man meat, Kirby.
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Those calves have opened up
a whole new dimension
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that I'm interested in.
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Dawn, we have to get
Mom and Dad back.
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Who cares about some guy
doing toe raises?
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I knew you'd be jealous.
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What are you talking about?
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Face it, Kirby.
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The world is divided into the calves
and the calve-nots.
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And you, my bro...
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Should be wearing long pants
for the rest of your life.
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Are you doing toe raises?
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No.
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Hey, has anybody seen Dawn?
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I hear she's super into calves now.
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(funky music playing)
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Wait 'til she gets a load of Zeus
and Ashton Kutcher.
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-Huh?
-(music slows down and stops)
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(Dawn)
You're not the boss of me, Kirby.
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(Kirby) Sorry, Dawn, but I am in charge,
and we're leaving now.
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Whoa...
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Zeus. Ashton Kutcher?
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Looks like we've got something
to blog about.
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Whoa... where are we?
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(medieval music playing)
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-(sneezes)
-Oh! Gross!
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I demand you take me home now!
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Quiet, common scum!
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All hail, Queen Dawn,
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who graces us
with her delicate presence.
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You seem to have misplaced this,
milady.
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Queen Dawn?
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Silence,
you vermin-faced peasant!
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All hail the queen!
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(all) All hail Queen Dawn!
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On second thought,
it would be so rude
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to abandon this world so quickly.
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Let's just see where this goes.
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Hey, doofs. What's going on
with Kirby and Dawn?
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You know, jealous older sibling
wanting to dominate the younger,
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more talented one?
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It's a power dynamic thing.
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Yeah. I get that.
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What about that weird
space warp thing
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I just saw them jump through
in the janitor's closet?
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My blog readers are gonna flip
when they see this...
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Are those your calves?
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Yeah, it's the wrong photo.
Calves, calves, calves.
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All right. Here we go.
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It's a dot.
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That dot is a portal
that's still in that closet.
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And when my blog post hits,
everybody's gonna wanna see it.
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Okay, um, give me a second
to confer with my colleague.
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Yeah, we're gonna have to
approach this really delicately.
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You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
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So... here's our proposal.
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-Give me that phone!
-Hey!
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(grunts)
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(Big Ricky moans)
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(Fish coughs)
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Uh-- Hi, have you seen
these people?
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Ugh.
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Hey, have you seen my parents?
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Ugh.
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Ooh.
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I don't get it.
What, I smell bad or something?
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(sniffs) Oh, yeah, pretty bad.
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Hey, you ungrateful rabble.
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The queen approaches.
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And she's looking
especially fierce today.
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(growls)
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She asked me to do that.
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Hello! Wow.
Oh, I love the bowing.
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(Dawn) Hello.
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(sighs)
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Yeah. Real nice, Dawn.
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While I've been looking
for our parents, you've been...?
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Becoming the queen
I was always meant to be.
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That queen better start helping,
or we're never gonna find out
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if Mom and Dad are here.
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Announcing... the queen's
mother and father!
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There you are! My pride and joy!
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Uhh!
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Mwah!
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Out amongst the people
she was chosen to lead.
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-Like the beloved blessing you are.
-Oh.
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But we must prepare.
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It's only a matter of hours
before the royal feast.
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A feast?
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Okay, these are clearly
not our real parents. Time to go.
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Queen Dawn, is your
filthy brother bothering you?
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What did we name him again?
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The lowliest dirt name
we could come up with.
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K-- irby.
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(chuckles)
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Dawn, our parents,
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our real parents
are out there somewhere.
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We need to find them,
come on, let's go!
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Give me a reason, just one,
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and I will snap one of those
puny calves like a toothpick.
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Seriously, they're not
even that bad.
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Sorry, Kirby, they are that bad.
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And I'm in charge now.
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All hail Queen Dawn!
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(all) All hail Queen Dawn!
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Lousy Queen Dawn.
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We need to peel faster
or we'll be sent to the dungeon!
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Which is probably a lot nicer
than my living hole.
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It's not fair, Sad Randy.
Look at her over there.
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How come Dawn gets to be
queen of the school
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and I'm stuck here being
some-- sort of weird dirt peasant?
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Because... everyone loves her
and respects her so much
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that they elected her
this year's queen.
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I wish I had someone's love
and respect.
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So people love and respect her.
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But what if they didn't?
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(snoring)
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(Eli) It's been two hours now.
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Is it weird that nobody
seems to care about this?
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(snoring)
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I don't know. Is it weird
that we've just been standing here
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watchin' him this whole time?
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I can't help it.
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There's something...
oddly hypnotic about his body.
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(snoring)
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(trance-like music playing)
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Okay. We need to figure out--
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(trace-like music playing)
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(snoring)
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We need to figure out
what we're gonna do.
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When he wakes up,
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he's gonna show the portal
to the whole school.
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-(trance-like music stops suddenly)
-Huh?
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Oh! Okay. Well, maybe
because he bonked his head,
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he won't remember anything.
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Because that's what happens
when you bonk your head.
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That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
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And that's coming from me. Eli.
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-I think I know what we need to do.
-(trace-like music playing)
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-(music stops suddenly)
-I'm awake.
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So I said to the guy,
"That's not a quesadilla,
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that's a quesa-dontcha!"
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You may laugh. That was hilarious.
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(everyone laughing)
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Ugh, you call these nails?
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I can't show up to the feast
with these.
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I want Stacy's nails.
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I can't believe she picked me!
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Okay, Queen Dawn,
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let's see how much everyone
respects you after this.
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Thank you, Queen Dawn.
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What do you want, peasant?
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Oh, I was thinking,
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it would be a real treat
for the people if the queen were to...
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grace them with a song?
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I know what you're trying
to do, Kirby, and it's not going to work.
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But milady, us peasants
have so little.
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And what little we do have
is covered in plague germs
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and maggots.
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To hear your royal voice
in song would be a dream, milady.
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-(woman) Sing for us!
-Please?
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Fine. Whatever...
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(singing beautifully)
♪ All hail Queen Dawn ♪
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♪ Dawn of beautyDawn of grace ♪
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I can sing!
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♪ This Dawn's finally made it ♪
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♪ I've Dawned in your face ♪
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♪ I'm singing, I am dancing ♪
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♪ I'm ruling this place! ♪
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(applause)
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Wow. Now I'm definitely
never leaving here.
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Thank you, Kirby,
for bringing this to my attention.
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Take him to the dungeon!
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What?
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Sorry, but I can't have you
meddling in the queen's affairs.
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This isn't over, Dawn,
I'm not letting you stay here.
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I'll be thinking about you
at the feast tonight.
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Where... am I?
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(garbled voice) Welcome, Richard.
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To Jumbles' Prison of Mind Puzzles.
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There's only one way to escape...
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solve my impossible riddle.
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Good luck.
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(garbled voice)
You'll need it. (evil laugh)
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(laughing)
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See, Fish? This is perfect.
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We keep Ricky locked away,
bring him food and water twice a day.
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Only once if he's naughty.
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And no one will ever
find out about the portal.
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It's a win-win.
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And there's no way he can escape?
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Only if he solves
the impossible puzzle.
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Which is never gonna happen.
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"When is a door not a door?"
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When it's... a jar?
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So what, is this the key
to the impossible puzzle?
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I don't get it, why even
have a puzzle at all?
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Power play.
Not that it matters, though,
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because like I said,
there's no way he's cracking it.
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Nice try, Jumbles.
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But now the whole world
is gonna know about that portal.
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(Fish exhales)
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We better
figure something out, Fish.
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Because we're dealing
with a genius here.
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And it's our sworn duty
to make sure no one
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ever finds out about that portal.
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Wow. Whosever is supposed
to make sure no one finds out
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about this portal is doing
a terrible job.
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I guess I'll just have
to guard it myself.
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(power ballad playing)
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(Belinda) Those calves...
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Huh?
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This is the worst.
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What are you talking about?
258
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,327
This dungeon is a palace
compared to my living hole.
259
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,790
I'd do terrible things to make sure
they never let me out.
260
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,415
(prisoner)
What are you talking about?
261
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,712
That's a legitimate question.
This mask makes it very hard to hear.
262
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:09,962
Who are you?
263
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,381
Name's Apollo.
264
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,418
Queen Dawn sent me here
because the sheer sight
265
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,420
of my incredible, defined calves...
266
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,785
renders her powerless.
267
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,035
Okay, but, what about the mask?
268
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,330
I bit one of her guards.
269
00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:26,537
Anyway, on the plus-side,
I'm finally gonna be released
270
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,285
after the queen is sacrificed
to the Spider Monster today.
271
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:32,035
Wait. Did you say Spider Monster?
272
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,130
More? Really?
273
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,207
Why do I have to eat so much
before the feast?
274
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:46,631
I mean, whatever, I'm sure
you guys have your reasons. (laughs)
275
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,629
Man, being queen is the best.
276
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:58,749
(growling)
277
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,919
So this Spider Monster,
it's metaphorical, right?
278
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,170
Like, if you saw it
in the bathroom, you'd say,
279
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,540
"Wow, that's a big spider!"
But when push comes to shove,
280
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,375
you can still flush it, right?
281
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:11,628
I guess.
282
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:12,999
If you have a 10-foot toilet.
283
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,963
(sighs) I was afraid of that.
284
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,791
Looks like I have to go
save my sister,
285
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,285
even though she's the one
who got herself into this mess.
286
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:23,325
Or, we can let her get eaten
and then just go about our lives.
287
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,577
Maybe hit the gym.
Do some toe-raises.
288
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,330
You need 'em, bro.
289
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:30,535
(exhales)
290
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,626
Let's call that Plan B.
291
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,963
But for now, I've got an idea.
292
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:39,955
Hey!
293
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,417
My one possession.
294
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:45,665
(moaning)
295
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,923
Guard! Guard! We need help in here!
296
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,830
Sad Randy's sick and he's puking!
297
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,207
-(Sad Randy moaning)
-And he thinks it's contagious,
298
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:54,671
and it might spread to Queen Dawn.
299
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,291
(Sad Randy moaning)
300
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:02,497
Let's go!
301
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,673
You guys go ahead.
302
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,287
I've kinda got a full life here now.
303
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,375
(exhales)
304
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:17,712
(medieval music playing)
305
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:20,582
Are you sure you don't want
any more mutton pizza?
306
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,958
-Or mutton pudding?
-Mmm.
307
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,541
No, no, no, I'm stuffed.
308
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,625
(laughs)
309
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:28,169
We are so proud of you.
310
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,080
Oh, I know. (laughs)
But say it again. (laughs)
311
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,206
The sacrifice you're making
today will save the kingdom.
312
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,251
-Ah...
-(dad laughs)
313
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,753
Sacrifice?
314
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,714
No, no, I-- I don't make
sacrifices for people.
315
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,832
(laughs)
People make sacrifices for me.
316
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:42,827
Thanks, Stacy.
317
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,208
That's such a brave way to look at it.
318
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,540
Queen Dawn is ready
to appease the monster!
319
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,455
(cheering and applause)
320
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:55,172
Well, yay! Hooray for me!
321
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,000
(laughs)
322
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,753
Steady, Derrick. Steady!
323
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:05,287
-(cheers and applause)
-Oh! Oh, you guys.
324
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,625
(laughs)
325
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:07,999
Mm. Aw.
326
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:12,625
(sighs)
327
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,130
Things are about to get... crazy.
328
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,750
Oh, wow.
Dinner and a show? I love it!
329
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:32,254
And what brave knight
is going to slay the spider in my honor?
330
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:37,037
(all chanting) Spi-der! Spi-der!
Spi-der! Spi-der!
331
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,955
Spi-der! Spi-der! Spi-der!
332
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:41,791
Thanks for comin', everyone.
333
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:42,955
In just a moment,
334
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:46,711
I am gonna show you something
that will blow your minds.
335
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,542
Uh, and if anyone would like
a commemorative photo,
336
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,245
please give Douglas
your credit card info.
337
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,498
This fake wall we made
isn't gonna anyone, is it?
338
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,631
I think we both know it's not.
339
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:05,329
(crowd) Spider! Spider! Spider!
Spider! Spider! Spider!
340
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,497
Spider! Spider! Spider!
(chanting continues)
341
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,923
Okay, but it's getting a little close.
342
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Your queen orders you
to put the spider back now.
343
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,673
-(growling)
-Spider! Spider! Spider!
344
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,920
-Spider! Spider! Spider!
-(Kirby grunting)
345
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,170
Spider! Spider! Spider!
346
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,670
Excuse me!
347
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:24,830
(chanting continues)
348
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,667
Dawn, we've gotta go.
The sacrifice isn't for you, it is you!
349
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,290
Oh, nice try, dirt farmer,
350
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,915
but I'm not going anywhere
with you.
351
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,420
-And you're going back to--
-Apollo, now!
352
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,285
-(Apollo) Ahh!
-(crowd gasps)
353
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,705
(man) Nice calves.
354
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,252
Don't look at them, your majesty.
They're too beautiful!
355
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,499
(power ballad playing)
356
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:58,377
Those calves... somehow
they're even better... here.
357
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,328
The burlap wrapping made them sweat
358
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,957
and really upped their natural glisten.
359
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,541
-We gotta get outta here.
-No!
360
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,955
Don't listen to that
dirty peasant, Dawn!
361
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,921
You were born to be eaten
by the Spider Monster!
362
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,540
(growls)
363
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,923
(breathing heavily)
364
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,286
Apollo, the Spider Monster!
365
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,415
Show the Spider Monster
your calves!
366
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,667
Feast your eight eyes on these!
367
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,670
Yeah!
368
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,670
(power ballad playing)
369
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,997
(purring noises)
370
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,333
Hurry. I don't know how much
longer I can hold this.
371
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:34,627
Aren't you just standing there?
372
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:36,789
Yeah. And flexing!
373
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,825
(purring noises)
374
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:40,957
It's working!
375
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,416
Huh?
376
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,000
(growling)
377
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,003
My calves! The spider
can't see my calves!
378
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:51,793
(growling)
379
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,330
No! Ohh... no!
380
00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,327
No! No! Oh... oh!
381
00:19:58,417 --> 00:19:59,747
Why-- Where are you taking me?
382
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,884
No! (screaming)
383
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,629
Ow, my neck!
384
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,999
Thanks for saving me.
385
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:07,713
Let's get outta here,
then you can thank me.
386
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:08,632
Okay.
387
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,084
All right! Let's count it down!
388
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:15,376
In three! Two! One!
389
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,248
Ah!
390
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,583
Whoa! I think a spider just bit me!
391
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:25,286
(gasps) My calves! Are ruined!
392
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,790
Then that means...
I have the hottest calves in school!
393
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,825
Press conference cancelled!
394
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,667
Something way more
important has come up.
395
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,880
Douglas! Grab my lotion.
396
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,417
I always knew this day
would come.
397
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,333
Time for my backup plan.
398
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:52,752
Hello, college?
It's me, Apollo. I'm in.
399
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,075
You know, I was thinking.
400
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,126
We should let Dawn
choose what we have for dinner.
401
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,378
Oh, thanks, baby bro.
How about pizza?
402
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,708
Pizza sounds good to me. All in favor?
403
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,288
All opposed?
404
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,832
More blowtorch chicken it is, heh.
405
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:14,418
At least we got outta that messed up
world, and no one got hurt.
406
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:18,325
Oh... oh, I'm stuck here.
407
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,213
Dawn?
408
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,290
Hey, welcome to paradise!
409
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,785
Do you like peeling potatoes?
410
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:36,001
You realize we don't get
your weight in gold
411
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,133
unless the spider eats you.
412
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:39,208
Right?
413
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:40,211
(beep beep)
414
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,293
The queen.
415
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,083
(beep beep)
416
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:46,962
(exhales) Oh, man.
417
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,041
(director) Let's get your line.
Jacob, ready?
418
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,785
(exhales) Nope, not. Not, not.
419
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,285
(screaming)
420
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:56,583
(beep beep)
421
00:21:56,633 --> 00:22:01,183
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