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DENNIS: Hey, guys, why are the
urinals filled with rocks?
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CHARLIE: Oh, 'cause I put
a bunch of rocks in 'em.
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Oh, okay, why?
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Well, you know how they were broken,
so I was, like, filling them with ice.
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Now the ice machine's broken, so I'm
just filling them up with rocks.
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You know that doesn't
make any sense, right?
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Replacing the ice with rocks?
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The ice actually served a purpose...
Oh, oh, God!
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Oh, something just
dripped in my mouth!
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Yeah, the ceiling is leaking.
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FRANK: Oh, that's gross.
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What'd it taste like?
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What'd it taste like?
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Who gives a shit what
it tasted like, Frank?
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Dude, what the hell?
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You have been docking our
paychecks lately so that you
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could pay for shit like
this around the bar.
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Why is nothing fixed?
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Yeah, by the way, I never agreed
to let you dock my paycheck.
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MAC: That seems like something
we should all vote on.
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(horn honking)
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It costs money to run this place and keep it main...
SWEET DEE: Hey-oh!
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What's up, bitches?
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What the shit is this?
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New scooter.
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My surrogate money came in.
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30 G's, babies.
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Oh, sweet. Where's our cut?
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Your cut?
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Whoa, hey, Mac makes
a really good point.
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Yeah, we worked our asses off
on that baby scheme of yours.
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Give us part of the
money that you made.
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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You did nothing
for nine months.
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Get out.
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You couldn't have pulled something
like that off without us.
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Yeah, they drove you to the
hospital, they picked you up.
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I was there, I recall.
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Okay, I made all the contacts,
I pushed that little
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monkey out and now I'm going to
be claiming him as a dependent
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and getting tax breaks
for the next 18 years.
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So you talk about a scheme?
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How's that for a long-term
scheme, bitches?
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Uh, you guys all better eat a dick,
'cause Sweet Dee beat the system.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, no, no, no, lady.
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Sorry. Get out.
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Whatever god you're selling,
I ain't buying it.
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Miss Reynolds, I'm with the IRS.
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We've been trying to
contact you for months.
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Have you not received
any of our letters?
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Letters? What is it, 1986?
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I don't do letters, lady.
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I'm all digital.
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Well, if you had opened up the
letters you would understand
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that you're being audited.
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Audited?
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Why?
What are you talking about?
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I'm not scamming the government,
if that's what you're saying.
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Your license plate
says "$CAMMIN."
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Uh, no.
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What do you mean no?
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Yes.
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Okay, I want to talk to you about
this dependent that you're
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claiming-- this, uh,
Barnabas Reynolds.
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Yes, I would love that.
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(scooter engine starting)
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I would love that because I love
to talk about little Barney, I do.
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But now's not a great time,
you know what I mean?
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Because I left him in the car--
with the window down of course.
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It's hot.
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It's hot, isn't it?
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Well, is there a better time?
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Would 3:00 work?
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3:00 sounds great.
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I can't wait for 3:00.
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Hey, Frank, we need to talk.
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We don't want you making any major
bar decisions alone anymore.
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Because you're sleazy
and we don't trust you.
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Yeah, we want to vote
on things now, okay?
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We want a democracy.
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(laughing)
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Well, that ain't gonna work.
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Because you guys get really
emotional about everything.
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You'll start arguing about shit
and nothing will get done.
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We know we're emotional people
and we've discussed that.
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We think we have a solution.
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We're going to have a daily meeting
where we will discuss all bar matters.
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Emotion will be suppressed
and reason will prevail.
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Reason will prevail!
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Oh, yeah, we decided also that
we would say "Reason will
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prevail," every time someone says...
Reason will prevail!
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You don't have to say it
right now, because I'm just
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explaining to Frank that reason will prevail...
Reason will prevail!
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Again, you don't have
to say it right now.
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I'm just explaining... If we're going to
say it, we're gonna say it every time.
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If you made up the rule...
Okay, I'll tell you what-- I like this.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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We should definitely do this
to make everything fair.
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Everything aboveboard.
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Let's go do it in there.
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Come on.
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(pounding)
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The first meeting of Paddy's
congress shall commence henceforth.
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Oh, first order of business.
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Yeah?
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Let's talk about how
Frank handles the money.
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Yes.
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Money, money, money, money, money, money...
Whoa, whoa.
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I know we got to talk about the
money, but there are other
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issues that are pressing, too.
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Like what, dude?
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Like one that comes to
mind is the dead dog.
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What dead dog?
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The dead dog in the alley.
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It's been there
for about a week.
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Yeah, and we decided that Charlie
was going to throw it in the trash.
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No, you decided that.
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We never got a vote.
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If Mac and I got to vote on
that, we would have voted to,
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like, you know, have
a proper dog burial.
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That's a waste of
time and resources.
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Okay, well, hold on a
second there, Frank.
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Let's put our new
process into action.
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I think the guys should have a
opportunity to state their case
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in a rational and
unemotional way.
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Guys, you have the floor.
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Yeah.
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All right, sure. Easy.
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All right. No problem.
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Okay...
Uh, okay, sometimes dogs die.
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Right.
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Um, dogs, uh...
die from cars sometimes.
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Sometimes not.
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There's also... Disease.
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There's also disease
in America and abroad.
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Many dogs... Goddamn it!
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I don't know how to express myself unless
through anger and personal attack!
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I'm getting very upset, because
I'm not saying it right!
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All right, guys, guys...
I want a dog funeral!
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Guys, calm down.
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I'm going to step in here and I'm gonna
speak for you for a moment, if I may.
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I don't think it's a good idea
for us to spend all of our
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hard-earned cash on some ornate
display for the disposal of
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what amounts to an
animal carcass.
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An animal that we never knew--
or had a relationship with.
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So I'm going to-- I'm going to go
ahead and say that I think we
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should just throw
it in a Dumpster.
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Come on!
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Oh... But, but, but, we'll
have a candle on site.
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We'll light it.
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We'll have a boom box there and
you guys can say a few words.
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Huh. I don't love it.
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Me neither.
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But that dog is turning into
hot soup out there in the sun.
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Okay.
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Frank?
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Fine.
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Okay!
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Hey, it works.
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Great. See, Frank, we can get through
these issues and be unemotional about it.
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That's one issue off the
docket right there.
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Next issue.
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Let's talk about the money.
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Money, okay... Oh, yes, we're going to
talk about the money, but we have a
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list of things on the docket
here that we've got to check off.
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And if we're gonna do it right,
we're gonna do it right.
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And the next thing on the list
is limes and how we slice them.
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Thick or thin?
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Okay, let's talk about
the limes, guys.
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We'll keep emotion out of it.
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Reason will prevail.
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Reason will prevail.
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Okay, I think the limes
should be cut a bit thinner.
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What the hell?!
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Thin limes?!
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People will choke!
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People will die!
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Calm down.
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Charlie, Charlie, take
emotion out of it.
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Charlie's got a point.
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One of the cornerstones of
Paddy's Pub is thick limes.
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Yeah, don't tell me... I'm going to put
my thumb through your eye, you little
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bitch!
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No, no, no. Shh.
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Stay calm, stay...
Hey, hey, hey, look at me.
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Look at me, eh?
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Stay calm with me, okay?
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Be unemotional.
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Let's-Let's be democratic.
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Let's put this thing to a vote.
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A vote?
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A vote solves everything in
a democracy, does it not?
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Yes.
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So, all for thinner limes,
raise your hands.
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And all for thicker limes,
raise your hands.
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Now, there you go.
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That's a democracy in action.
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That's two votes
against two votes.
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A perfect example of when
democracy has failed.
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Good news, Dee!
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We have decided to occasionally
let you vote on some pressing
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matters in the bar
as we see fit.
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What?
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Where do you land on thick
limes or thin limes?
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And try and keep your emotions
out of it even though people
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could choke and die.
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What are you talking about?
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What's, what's going on in here?
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Are you having another baby?
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No! No, it's fine, okay?
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I have it all under control.
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I just, I'm getting audited.
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Audited? Oh, she's screwed.
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That's the tax man?
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Yeah.
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I'm not screwed.
I got it all under control, okay?
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I've got a handle on it.
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I just got to find a baby
by 3:00 in the afternoon.
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Just get out. Just get out now.
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Hmm, a vote for thin limes would
get me out of your apartment.
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Better yet, a vote for thick
limes, I'll throw myself full
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force into this little
baby caper of yours.
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I don't need your help.
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Look, Dee, you need our
help, we need your help.
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Let's work something out here.
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I don't know which stance you're
gonna do, and I don't wanna do it.
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Stop, stop standing like me.
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Okay, yeah, let's help
each other out, okay?
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I got an idea.
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You guys go magically find me a
baby by 3:00 in the afternoon,
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and then I'll-I'll help you
out with your lime problem.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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What?
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We can get you a baby.
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Yeah, you want, we'll get you
a baby, no magic required.
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How many babies you need?
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Yeah.
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Just the one baby.
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How long? Couple hours?
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3:00 this afternoon.
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No, no.
How long you need it for?
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You want it for life or you...?
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Just a short-time baby.
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Just a short-time baby.
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Just a short-time baby? Easy.
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Oh, my God, you guys,
this is so exciting!
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Oh, this is amazing!
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You have no idea how
much you're helping me.
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Okay, let's see, um, all
right, I tell you what.
253
00:08:47,669 --> 00:08:51,304
Here's how to handle
your lime situation.
254
00:08:51,306 --> 00:08:52,672
It has been decided.
255
00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:54,707
We are now the Pickle Party.
256
00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:56,643
And Dee has joined us.
257
00:08:56,645 --> 00:08:59,846
We are going to vote for pickles
in the bar instead of limes.
258
00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:01,381
What are you talking about?
259
00:09:01,383 --> 00:09:02,182
It doesn't matter.
260
00:09:02,184 --> 00:09:04,951
The point is, our three votes
will always beat your two.
261
00:09:04,953 --> 00:09:05,619
We win, dude.
262
00:09:05,621 --> 00:09:06,486
We're the winners, okay?
263
00:09:06,488 --> 00:09:08,355
Give me a beer with
a pickle in it.
264
00:09:08,357 --> 00:09:10,357
Well, what happens when you
three disagree with each other?
265
00:09:10,359 --> 00:09:11,358
We're not going to disagree.
266
00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,362
That is the point of the Pickle Party,
we're very aligned on these issues.
267
00:09:14,364 --> 00:09:16,231
Charlie, you can't just
start your own party.
268
00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,634
You got to talk to people about...
Yes, you can.
269
00:09:18,636 --> 00:09:19,301
You can?
270
00:09:19,303 --> 00:09:21,537
If you're not as educated or as
informed, what you do is you
271
00:09:21,539 --> 00:09:23,406
start your own party and
you yell the loudest.
272
00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:24,341
We want attention!
273
00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:26,844
Okay, all right, yeah, sure.
274
00:09:26,846 --> 00:09:28,179
No, you're the Pickle Party.
275
00:09:28,181 --> 00:09:31,215
Great. Okay, so let's just
accept that and move on.
276
00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:32,884
Yes, Frank, move on.
277
00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:33,851
Reason will prevail.
278
00:09:33,853 --> 00:09:34,886
Pickles will prevail!
279
00:09:34,888 --> 00:09:36,487
(Mac laughs)
280
00:09:36,489 --> 00:09:40,559
Okay, well, the next issue on our
list should be a pretty easy
281
00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:44,863
one for the Pickle
Party to agree on.
282
00:09:44,865 --> 00:09:46,598
"A crucifix in the bar."
283
00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,334
Ah, you are right,
this is an easy one.
284
00:09:49,336 --> 00:09:51,570
Why wouldn't we have a
crucifix in the bar?
285
00:09:51,572 --> 00:09:52,504
'Cause we're a bar.
286
00:09:52,506 --> 00:09:55,374
Right, but we're an
Irish Catholic bar.
287
00:09:55,376 --> 00:09:57,409
We're an Irish bar.
288
00:09:57,411 --> 00:09:59,478
Yeah, Irish Catholic bar, and
therefore a giant wooden
289
00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,414
crucifix is a celebration
or our heritage.
290
00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:02,414
Giant?
291
00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:03,415
Yeah.
292
00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,418
How big of a crucifix
do you want?
293
00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:08,053
Big. It should be the
centerpiece of the whole room.
294
00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:09,889
I mean, it should dominate
every conversation.
295
00:10:09,891 --> 00:10:11,523
That's gonna be terrifying!
296
00:10:11,525 --> 00:10:12,558
It should be terrifying.
297
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,559
That's how you know God
loves you, Charlie.
298
00:10:14,561 --> 00:10:19,165
I don't want a giant bloody man in the
bar scaring the customers, and most
299
00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:20,032
importantly, me!
300
00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:21,033
You see that, Frank?
301
00:10:21,035 --> 00:10:21,901
I saw it.
302
00:10:21,903 --> 00:10:24,070
I just played them
like a fiddle.
303
00:10:24,072 --> 00:10:24,871
A goddamn fiddle.
304
00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:25,738
What do you want?
305
00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,440
I want in on the action.
306
00:10:27,442 --> 00:10:31,911
Whatever it is that you got going on
around here, I want a piece of it, okay?
307
00:10:31,913 --> 00:10:36,215
You see, Frank, you might not
know this, but you need me.
308
00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:38,718
People don't trust you, Frank.
309
00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,389
You're a piece of shit and
you're ugly and you ooze sleaze
310
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,623
and you're very, very ugly.
311
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,959
All right, I'm gonna
make you my puppet.
312
00:10:45,961 --> 00:10:48,094
Right here.
313
00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:48,928
Puppet.
314
00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,131
Look, I've been cooking the
books in the bar for years.
315
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:52,065
I faking knew it.
316
00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:54,835
I mean, all kinds of avenues
and shell corporations.
317
00:10:54,837 --> 00:10:57,071
It's all fake and
it's all in here.
318
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,172
Let me see.
319
00:10:58,174 --> 00:10:59,073
Check it out right there.
320
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,308
Oh, man, holy shit.
321
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,243
What, what is this one?
322
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:02,943
"Wolf Cola"?
323
00:11:02,945 --> 00:11:05,245
Wolf Cola, that's a
bogus soda distributor.
324
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,747
I made it up. It's fake!
325
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:07,914
(both laugh)
326
00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:12,985
Look, the whole idea is the more
corporations that you can plant offshore...
327
00:11:12,987 --> 00:11:13,686
Right.
328
00:11:13,688 --> 00:11:15,755
...the more money
you can rake in.
329
00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:18,591
Da-da-da! I don't care about any
of these details, but I like
330
00:11:18,593 --> 00:11:19,491
these figures I'm seeing.
331
00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:22,061
All right, I'll be the puppet
and do my dance, and you can
332
00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:23,529
keep the goddamn
details to yourself.
333
00:11:23,531 --> 00:11:28,368
Uh! I don't think I hear
any arguing out there.
334
00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:33,974
So we can have the crucifix, but it
needs to be in the back of the bar.
335
00:11:33,976 --> 00:11:36,043
See? I can live with that.
336
00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:38,946
That's a compromise
right there, man.
337
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,682
All right!
Pickle Party compromise!
338
00:11:40,684 --> 00:11:43,018
Huh-huh-huh!
Tasteful crucifix party.
339
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,786
Hey-hey-hey, all right!
340
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,021
Sounds like you guys
came to a compromise.
341
00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:49,724
That's great. We cross the
crucifix issue off the list.
342
00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:51,393
One quick question
before I do, though.
343
00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:53,295
How bloody is this guy gonna be?
344
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:54,162
Not bloody at all.
345
00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:55,130
Very bloody.
346
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:55,730
What?
347
00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:57,166
He's gotta be drenched in blood.
348
00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:58,133
I mean, covered in blood.
349
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,735
Why?
350
00:11:59,737 --> 00:12:00,736
Well, that's the whole point.
351
00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:02,370
You need to see the
wounds of Christ.
352
00:12:02,372 --> 00:12:03,371
He needs to be ravaged.
353
00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:05,440
Oh, God, dude, it's bad enough
I'm gonna let you put the
354
00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:07,842
stupid cross up in the first first place...
Stupid cross?!
355
00:12:07,844 --> 00:12:08,843
You son of a bitch, I knew it!
356
00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:09,844
I knew it! I knew it!
357
00:12:09,846 --> 00:12:10,844
Don't make fun!
358
00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:11,845
That's the whole point!
359
00:12:11,847 --> 00:12:12,846
Do it peaceful-like!
360
00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:13,747
It's a massacre!
361
00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:14,848
There's nothing peaceful.
362
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,584
I don't want to
look at a massacre!
363
00:12:19,788 --> 00:12:24,158
So, according to our records,
you are claiming a dependent
364
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:28,229
for which you have no
official documentation.
365
00:12:29,998 --> 00:12:31,899
Yes?
366
00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:36,838
(Dee gulps)
367
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,407
Are you okay?
368
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,209
You're sweating profusely.
369
00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:46,083
Oh, no, yes, yes, I, um,
I'm just very worried.
370
00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:50,021
You know, the babysitters were
supposed to bring the baby back
371
00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:53,591
by 3:00, and where are you?
372
00:12:53,593 --> 00:12:55,192
Where are you guys?
373
00:12:55,194 --> 00:12:56,193
I understand.
374
00:12:56,195 --> 00:12:57,194
Crying baby!
375
00:12:57,196 --> 00:12:58,195
Crying baby here!
376
00:12:58,197 --> 00:12:59,196
Oh, my God.
377
00:12:59,198 --> 00:13:00,130
There's my sweet baby.
378
00:13:00,132 --> 00:13:02,066
Excuse me, won't you?
379
00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:03,300
Come on. Let's go.
380
00:13:03,302 --> 00:13:04,101
(crying continues)
381
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,236
You guys, you found a baby!
382
00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,471
Where did you find a baby?
383
00:13:07,473 --> 00:13:10,607
Oh, you guys, I love you so much.
Where...?
384
00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:12,609
Okay, Dee, which crucifix
do you find more tasteful?
385
00:13:12,611 --> 00:13:13,610
(crying continues)
386
00:13:13,612 --> 00:13:15,278
Are out of your goddamn minds?
387
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,279
What is this? Where's the baby?
388
00:13:16,281 --> 00:13:19,315
Do you really want a kidnapping on top
of all the other shit you got going on
389
00:13:19,317 --> 00:13:20,116
right now?
390
00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:21,650
We had a plan! We had a plan!
391
00:13:21,652 --> 00:13:23,086
She's totally buying it, okay?
392
00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:24,120
Come on. Make a decision.
393
00:13:24,122 --> 00:13:25,120
Yeah, but for how long?
394
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:26,789
She could be out
there for for hours.
395
00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,924
And I have to produce
a real baby!
396
00:13:28,926 --> 00:13:31,927
Stop thinking about your problems and
start thinking about our problems.
397
00:13:31,929 --> 00:13:32,928
(Dee groaning)
398
00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:34,263
Dee, calm down, calm down.
399
00:13:34,265 --> 00:13:35,264
You are so emotional right now.
400
00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:36,265
And so wet, too.
401
00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,101
Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill you.
402
00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:40,103
Okay, okay, just shut up for
a second, let me think.
403
00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:41,938
All right, yes, go to the bar.
404
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:45,574
That'll get me out of here and buy me
some time to get this bitch off my balls.
405
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:46,676
Bye!
406
00:13:46,678 --> 00:13:48,177
Very, very sick baby.
407
00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:48,945
Very sick baby!
408
00:13:48,947 --> 00:13:50,980
It's so sad when they don't
feel well, isn't it?
409
00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:52,648
Lock up, won't you,
on your way out?
410
00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:53,423
And let's definitely reschedule.
411
00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:56,119
Let's do. Shh!
412
00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:02,465
Hey, yeah, so I was thinking
about my title, because I think
413
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,568
it should be "Vice President
of Worldwide Disibution."
414
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:06,569
But you don't need a title.
415
00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:10,573
What I need you to do for the next three
weeks is to deflect Mac and Charlie.
416
00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:11,207
That's easy.
417
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:12,108
I can do that, Frank.
418
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,142
That's what I'm good at.
419
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,411
But I am gonna need a business
card, 'cause I want to be able
420
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:18,914
to hand that shit to people, so they
know that I am in a place of power.
421
00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:20,049
It's not important.
422
00:14:20,051 --> 00:14:22,217
It's important to me, Frank!
423
00:14:22,219 --> 00:14:24,986
And I know that what's important
to you is money and power, but I
424
00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:27,656
want real power, because
with real power comes real
425
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,291
responsibility, and I don't
want any of that shit.
426
00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:31,926
I just want the money.
427
00:14:31,928 --> 00:14:34,796
And the illusion of power.
428
00:14:34,798 --> 00:14:36,898
And puss.
429
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:37,565
What?
430
00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:38,866
Hell, I don't know, Frank.
431
00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:39,701
I don't know, man.
432
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:40,335
What?
433
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,304
Tell me, tell me.
434
00:14:42,306 --> 00:14:44,573
I need something.
435
00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:50,047
I mean, I got this, uh...
this giant gaping hole inside me.
436
00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:50,948
Oh.
437
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:56,821
And I'm-I'm always trying
to fill it with something.
438
00:14:56,823 --> 00:15:00,592
I like to call it my,
uh, my God hole.
439
00:15:00,594 --> 00:15:01,126
Oh.
440
00:15:01,128 --> 00:15:05,497
And I think a lot of people in this
world, they-they fill it with religion.
441
00:15:05,499 --> 00:15:06,765
But I don't believe in God.
442
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:09,000
But you want to
fill it with pussy.
443
00:15:09,002 --> 00:15:10,068
Yeah.
444
00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:10,669
Yo!
445
00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:12,671
Hey, Dennis and Frank, you here?
446
00:15:12,673 --> 00:15:13,772
Yeah, oh, oh!
447
00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:17,008
Good. Guys, we got to help Dee
with her tax audit situation.
448
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,644
So, Dennis, please, if you
could take the floor.
449
00:15:18,646 --> 00:15:20,146
W-Wait, wait.
450
00:15:20,148 --> 00:15:21,747
What tax audit situation?
451
00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:22,481
Oh, right.
452
00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:25,786
Okay, so Dee's baby scheme blew up in
her face and now she's getting audited.
453
00:15:25,788 --> 00:15:28,388
Deandra, did you tell
the IRS you work here?
454
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,256
Of course I did.
455
00:15:29,258 --> 00:15:31,559
We can't have the IRS
looking around our books.
456
00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:32,126
Why?
457
00:15:32,128 --> 00:15:33,060
What's wrong with our books?
458
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:33,894
Let me step in here.
459
00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:36,897
Um, I think what you're trying
to say is that the IRS poking
460
00:15:36,899 --> 00:15:38,766
around our bar business
is no good for anyone.
461
00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:43,371
Look, it's gonna be best for all of
us to get the IRS off of Dee's back.
462
00:15:43,373 --> 00:15:44,072
Okay.
463
00:15:44,074 --> 00:15:47,909
So, as the only rational and
emotionless person here, I'm
464
00:15:47,911 --> 00:15:49,644
gonna tell you guys
what we need to do.
465
00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:54,114
See, you've all been trying to convince
the IRS that Dee's baby is alive.
466
00:15:54,116 --> 00:16:00,621
What you really need to be doing is
convincing the IRS that Dee's baby is dead.
467
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:06,829
(bagpipes playing
"Amazing Grace")
468
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:11,068
This is dark.
469
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,936
Darkest thing we've ever done.
470
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,306
Mm-hmm.
471
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,245
Oh. Hello.
472
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,980
I'm looking for Dee Reynolds.
473
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:22,814
Yes.
474
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,483
Won't you have a seat please?
475
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:25,851
What's going on?
476
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:26,852
Baby croaked.
477
00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:29,489
Oh, yes.
478
00:16:29,491 --> 00:16:32,359
Oh, my God.
479
00:16:32,361 --> 00:16:33,627
This is insane, right?
480
00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:34,528
Mm-hmm.
481
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:37,863
I mean, this definitely feels like
emotion trumping reason, correct?
482
00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:38,430
Yep.
483
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:42,434
Also, dude, I'm sorry, but is
this the size you had in mind?
484
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,702
Yes.
485
00:16:43,704 --> 00:16:44,636
It's too big.
486
00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:45,604
It's not too big.
487
00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:48,240
You should just be happy I
didn't spray it down yet.
488
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,008
No, you're not getting
any more blood.
489
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,009
That's it.
490
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,811
"He was my sweet angel..."
491
00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:53,778
All right, Dee, here we go.
492
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,812
It's showtime. Are you ready?
493
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,080
Okay, I have a couple questions.
494
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:56,581
Yeah?
495
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,515
I'm getting nervous, Dennis,
'cause I don't think I can do
496
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,216
the speech that you wrote.
497
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,118
Let me hear some of it.
498
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,420
Okay, and this is the thing, I-I
can't, I can't cry on command.
499
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,323
Jesus Christ, Dee.
500
00:17:04,325 --> 00:17:07,026
I mean, how are you planning
on becoming an actress at all?
501
00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:09,796
You can't make people laugh, 'cause you're
not funny, you can't cry on command.
502
00:17:09,798 --> 00:17:10,596
What can you do?
503
00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:13,967
I-I can try harder, but it's just that...
All right, well, the good
504
00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:16,970
news is I anticipated this, so I brought...
What's that?
505
00:17:16,972 --> 00:17:18,471
...a bit of chili powder.
506
00:17:18,473 --> 00:17:21,375
I'm gonna blow this directly into
your eyes, and trust me, you'll cry.
507
00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:22,609
Okay, is that safe though?
508
00:17:22,611 --> 00:17:23,176
Is this...?
509
00:17:23,178 --> 00:17:24,878
Well, it's, you know,
it's safe enough.
510
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,079
Let's give it a try, shall we?
511
00:17:26,081 --> 00:17:27,113
(Sweet Dee gasping)
512
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:28,014
No, no, no, no, no, no!
513
00:17:28,016 --> 00:17:28,849
Shh-shh-shh.
514
00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:29,916
Oh, shit!
515
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:30,684
Oh!
516
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:31,684
Shh-shh-shh.
517
00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:32,519
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
518
00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:33,653
Save it, save it!
519
00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:34,454
We're starting.
520
00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:35,155
Ready?
521
00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:35,922
We're starting, Dee.
522
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:36,457
Break a leg.
523
00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:37,925
(bagpipes continue playing)
524
00:17:37,927 --> 00:17:40,361
Oh.
525
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,630
(muttering quietly)
526
00:17:46,402 --> 00:17:47,202
It's really heavy.
527
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,370
What did Frank put in there?
528
00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:49,572
The urinal rocks.
529
00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:50,239
Oh.
530
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:51,240
Coming in handy, huh?
531
00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:51,740
Yeah.
532
00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:56,946
Oh, this is a very sad day for
the entire Paddy's Pub family.
533
00:17:56,948 --> 00:17:57,747
Mm-hmm.
534
00:17:57,749 --> 00:18:04,120
At times like this, I-I like to quench
my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola.
535
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:07,623
(sighs)
536
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:11,361
There's nothing like that...
to wash away the sorrow.
537
00:18:11,363 --> 00:18:12,895
Hear, hear.
538
00:18:12,897 --> 00:18:13,930
That's my bit.
539
00:18:13,932 --> 00:18:17,701
Now it's time for the
grieving mother.
540
00:18:17,703 --> 00:18:20,070
Uh... oh.
541
00:18:20,072 --> 00:18:21,271
Hello, everyone.
542
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:22,539
Ah, God.
543
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,708
Thank you so much for coming.
544
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,177
(groans)
545
00:18:26,179 --> 00:18:28,512
It's such a sad day, isn't it?
546
00:18:28,514 --> 00:18:30,748
Oh, little Barney.
547
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,518
You were my special angel.
548
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,886
And only angels can fly.
549
00:18:34,888 --> 00:18:36,055
Good God. Sorry.
550
00:18:36,057 --> 00:18:36,789
Sob.
551
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:38,323
Sob, you bitch.
552
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,126
(Sweet Dee sobbing loudly)
553
00:18:41,128 --> 00:18:42,160
Oh, it hurts!
554
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,829
God, it hurts!
555
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,096
The pain inside.
556
00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:46,130
(groans)
557
00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:47,297
God, it hurts so bad.
558
00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:47,998
Okay.
559
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,866
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
560
00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:49,433
That's enough.
561
00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:50,200
Okay, Dee.
562
00:18:50,202 --> 00:18:52,035
I'm sorry, I just... (gasps)
563
00:18:52,037 --> 00:18:52,969
Are my eyes bleeding?
564
00:18:52,971 --> 00:18:53,536
(Dennis gasps)
565
00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:54,437
Oh, my God, is there blood?
566
00:18:54,439 --> 00:18:55,238
Okay. Oh!
567
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:55,871
Is there blood?!
568
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:56,939
You son of a bitch!
569
00:18:56,941 --> 00:18:58,273
Wow.
570
00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,541
Heavy stuff, guys.
571
00:18:59,543 --> 00:19:02,211
Heavy stuff, heavy
subject matter.
572
00:19:02,213 --> 00:19:07,016
Anyway, uh, Barney,
you died too young.
573
00:19:07,018 --> 00:19:09,418
Before you could walk.
574
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:12,521
Before you could talk.
575
00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:15,725
And before you had the chance
to get together the proper
576
00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:21,363
paperwork, all that paperwork that you
need to prove-- Oh, thank you so much.
577
00:19:21,365 --> 00:19:24,131
Wolf Cola, everyone.
578
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:26,601
It's the right
cola for closure.
579
00:19:26,603 --> 00:19:30,004
Let's talk about closure, 'cause that...
Can I talk to you for a second?
580
00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:31,538
Yeah.
581
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,740
Dude, something stinks.
582
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:33,941
I know, I know.
583
00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:37,377
Have you noticed that all we wanted to
do was talk about our money... Right.
584
00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:39,646
...and then we kept getting pushed
into talking about other things?
585
00:19:39,648 --> 00:19:42,416
And then when we leave, Frank and
Dennis became all buddy-buddy.
586
00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:45,519
Yeah, there were a lot of backroom
dealings going on in here, you know?
587
00:19:45,521 --> 00:19:47,254
What the hell is this?
588
00:19:47,256 --> 00:19:51,292
"Dennis Reynolds, Executive Vice
President of Worldwide Distribution.
589
00:19:51,294 --> 00:19:53,761
Wolf Cola."
590
00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:55,029
What the hell, dude?
591
00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:57,231
See, now I'm getting pissed off,
you know, 'cause I think those
592
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:59,066
two are conspiring against us.
593
00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:01,769
Let's go out there and expose these
sons of bitches for who they are.
594
00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:04,805
And the most important thing to
remember is that this whole
595
00:20:04,807 --> 00:20:06,840
thing is over, right?
596
00:20:06,842 --> 00:20:07,541
Dead.
597
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:10,142
Every single person in
this room has to move on.
598
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:11,110
(clapping)
599
00:20:11,112 --> 00:20:11,911
That's excellent.
600
00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:12,978
Excellent, Dennis.
601
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:13,979
Thank you, thank you.
602
00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:17,649
Now, we would like to pay our
respects to the dead baby.
603
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:21,019
And in the Christian tradition,
we're gonna open up the casket
604
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:23,087
to take one last look
at his tiny corpse.
605
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,021
You don't want to do that.
606
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,156
What is happening?
607
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:27,359
This is what you get when you
mess with the Pickle Party.
608
00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:28,093
Pickle Party.
609
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,996
Prepare for your hearts
to turn to stones!
610
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,731
(people scream)
611
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:33,531
God.
612
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,165
(groans)
613
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,333
What the hell is that?!
614
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,000
(Sweet Dee retches)
615
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,369
It's the dead dog
from the alleyway.
616
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,671
I was compromising.
617
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,640
I figured we'd give
it a proper burial.
618
00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:42,407
Okay.
619
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,978
Well, I'm done here.
620
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,280
Well, I'll tell you what.
621
00:20:48,282 --> 00:20:50,650
Dee's definitely going
down in this audit.
622
00:20:50,652 --> 00:20:52,318
I think we're all
going down, Charlie.
623
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,923
Okay, you know what, here-- let's
vote on something once and for all.
624
00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:58,926
Everybody in favor of Frank not
making all of the decisions in
625
00:20:58,928 --> 00:21:02,061
the bar anymore,
raise your hands.
626
00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:03,062
Great, that's settled.
627
00:21:03,064 --> 00:21:04,062
Even he's on board.
628
00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:07,665
Okay, and finally, all in favor
of going back to the old system
629
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,802
of organized chaos, where
emotion trumps reason every
630
00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:13,004
single time and we just yell at
each other to get the shit that
631
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,038
we want, raise your hands.
632
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,406
Fantastic!
633
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,609
I've got a few things I'd like to
yell about now, so we can all start.
634
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,676
My eyes! My eyes!
635
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,845
You opened the casket!
636
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,914
(all shouting)
637
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:34,612
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