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DENNIS: No, we never had
kings in this country.
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SWEET DEE: No, I don't
think we ever had kings.
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That was the whole point of this
country is that we didn't want a king.
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We didn't want the king.
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FRANK: Son of a bitch!
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Guys, guys, guys.
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Oh.
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CHARLIE: Are you okay?
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(Frank grunts)
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MAC: Oh!
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ALL: Oh!
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I think you broke your nose.
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I'm screwed. I'm screwed. Ah!
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Oh, strange man, titty bar.
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A great investment opportunity.
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Beauty pageant.
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Are you getting it?
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Yeah, yeah, I think I got this.
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You met a strange man at a titty
bar who offered you a great
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opportunity to invest
in a beauty pageant?
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Everything looked very legit.
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It was all in place.
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He had all the connections.
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He wanted somebody
to front the money.
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Me. Okay, fine.
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I've always wanted to
do a beauty pageant.
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Stop. Why?
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Because you make a lot of cash,
and you ogle some broads.
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Yeah, I don't question
that aspect of it.
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Yeah, that seems right
up your alley, bro.
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Oh, this jerk gets pinched
for coming on to one of the
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contestants, and now it
looks like a whole scam.
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And if I don't legitimize this
thing, everybody's gonna think
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I'm just like him.
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Why don't you just
drop the whole thing?
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I can't, Charlie.
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It's already going.
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It's in motion.
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I mean, it's really a mess.
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Any second now, there's gonna be broads
walking through that door in swimsuits.
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Awesome.
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That's a good thing.
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Yeah, I don't see what the
problem is here, Frank.
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Oh! Looks like somebody
forgot their swimsuit.
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Come on, girls.
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That's the problem.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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A kids' pageant.
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I didn't know...
Are you kidding me?
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I didn't know it was
a kids' pageant.
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The guy didn't make that clear.
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Now I'm lumped in
with a diddler.
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What am I gonna do?
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This is a mess.
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Well, I don't know
what the big deal is.
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You know, I did pageants all
the time when I was little.
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The big deal?
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The big deal is that mothers
force their kids into this so
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that they can dress them up like dolls
and parade them around like sex objects.
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It's creepy.
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My mother didn't
force me into it.
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I entered them myself.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Actually, when Dee used to enter
pageants when we were kids, Mom
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used to tell her not to waste her time,
because she isn't pretty enough.
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Mm-hmm, she would say that, and
then I would jam it right in
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her face when I'd win them.
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How would you win pageants?
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Did you have a different face?
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No, she was a dog
back then, too.
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It's just that
she worked at it.
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She used to go to tanning, and you
know, she practiced with her makeup.
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I'll give you that-- you did
a lot of that practicing.
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Thanks, Frank.
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Yeah, yeah, you guys got to change
your thinking about child pageants.
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I mean, child pageants-- that's
American tradition right there.
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Child pageantry.
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Think about it.
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In other countries, okay, women that
can't show their ankles, right?
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They got to be in those big,
black tarps or whatever.
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Mm.
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In America, we can show toddlers
in tiny bikinis, we can
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make them tan, because
that's our right.
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Mm-hmm.
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As Americans, okay.
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Child pageantry is an essential
part of the American fabric.
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You know what?
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We should dress up our little kids
just to show other people that we can.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, yeah, I never thought
about it that way.
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This is about
freedom, isn't it?
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Mm-hmm.
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We can do whatever we
want with our kids.
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Yeah.
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And that's what
America is all about.
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You know what you
just did, Charlie?
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You just loaded up that train
with coal, and now it's ready to
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tear down the tracks.
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That was inspiring as hell.
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Yes.
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Let's throw ourselves a pageant!
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Let's do a child pageant.
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U.S.A.
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ALL (chanting): U.S.A., U.S.A.,
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.!
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(overlapping chatter)
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Okay. Okay.
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Thank you. Thank you. Good.
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Thank... Calm down, everybody.
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Calm down. Calm down.
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Thanks for coming to
Frank's Little Beauties.
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I want to thank you all
for participating.
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I know some of you may have
heard about that other guy.
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I am not gonna
diddle your kids.
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I'm not like that.
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That's not my thing.
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I met that guy in a titty bar.
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It's like a... That's enough.
That's enough.
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Hi there. Dee Reynolds,
former pageant winner.
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I know how these things work, so,
uh, your kids are in good hands.
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Go ahead and talk
amongst yourselves.
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Frank, will you...?
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Frank, your nose is bleeding
all over the place.
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(crowd murmuring)
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Do I look suspicious?
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You look grotesque.
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♪ Magic night for us. ♪
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♪ A magical night. ♪
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Magic's in the air.
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♪ Magic's... ♪
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♪ Magic's in the air Skeedy-bow.
♪ Uh... See, this is fun.
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Yeah.
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We shouldn't be looking at
this pageant as a problem.
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We should be looking at this as
an opportunity to do something
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we've never done before.
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This is right in our wheelhouse.
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I'm having a blast putting this...
Hey, I'm thinking maybe we could
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actually be in this thing?
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I'm glad you said it, because I'm
desperate to be in this thing.
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Oh!
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I didn't realize it was
even a conversation.
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I always assumed we would
be heavily involved.
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This is bad.
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We got to definitely write a song
about how we do not diddle kids.
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♪ Do not diddle kids It's
no good diddling kids. ♪
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There is no quicker way for
people to think that you are
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diddling kids than by
writing a song about it.
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You got to write a song.
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It's just like... Ooh.
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♪ I wouldn't do it with anybody Younger
than my daughter And no little kids.
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♪ Got to be big Older than my
wife Older than my daughter. ♪
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Something like that.
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(panting)
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Don't write a song about that.
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No.
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I'm cloudy. I got a headache.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Who's in charge here?
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Well, usually that's whoever
yells the loudest, but I am the
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only one here right now,
so I am in charge.
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Oh, hi.
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Uh, my name is Walter Harris.
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Hi.
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I'm with the Family Association
for the Protection of Children.
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No! Ooh, ooh.
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(laughing): Okay.
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Uh, you know, I... I'm-I'm pretty much...
I'm in charge of this... the
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chairs and... setting up...
the chairs.
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Mm.
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But there's a guy.
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Uh, uh, there's a fat guy.
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Well, his face is busted to bits, and he...
he's in charge.
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He's-He's the guy that
you want to talk to.
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He might be this way, so I'll go...
I'm gonna go back here and look for him.
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Uh, you check it out
around the corner.
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Real jacked up face and fat.
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(door closes)
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So, how's everyone doing today?
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Is everyone feeling safe?
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The F.A.P.C., huh?
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That's what he said.
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They're siccing the
dogs after us.
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We're screwed.
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Hey, we're fine, Frank.
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We got nothing to hide.
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Yeah, you know what?
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To be honest with you, I'm
glad he's gonna observe us.
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I mean, somebody should be
looking out for these kids.
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Yeah, those mothers just left
their kids here in a bar with
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complete strangers in a pageant
that's under investigation.
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(laughter)
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They're terrible parents.
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Yeah.
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This is a mess!
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Frank, why don't you go lay
down and put some ice on your
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face, 'cause you look terrible?
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Yeah, Jesus, Frank, fix
your face, for God sake.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Relax. Go, go.
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We'll take care of
everything in here.
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Everything's gonna
be fine, Frank.
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Yeah, we got it. We got it.
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It's all gonna be fine.
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Now you pinned the whole
thing on him, right?
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Oh, yeah, of course I did.
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Hey, good thinking.
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Good. Good, good, good, good.
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Okay, ladies, chins up,
hands down, step forward.
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One, two, three, one, two.
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Fan, turn. Hit it! Stick it!
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Let me see it!
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Pose!
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Come on, hit the line.
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Get in line. What is this?
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Guys, we got to put on a show!
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I thought you were
professionals.
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That's what I'm looking for,
and I don't see professionals.
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I see amateurs, I see trash, little
pieces of trash on my stage.
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You guys are dummies.
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It's not even hard.
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You are dumb.
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It's not hard.
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Samantha's mean.
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(mimicking): Samantha gets to be mean
because Samantha is a star, okay?
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Maybe one day you'll be a star,
but right now you're not.
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You're junk.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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You belong in the bathroom.
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Go!
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Let's take a five,
let's take a break.
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I'm so upset.
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Are you okay?
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You're doing great.
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We'll be dressed very stylishly
for the performance.
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It's going to be a great
performance, Walter, very classy.
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I look forward to seeing it.
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Just make sure that the
children are featured.
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That is who this is about.
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Yeah.
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Yeah... it's about the kids.
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Absolutely, all about
the kids, yeah.
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Absolutely, yeah, no, totally.
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Hey, Walter, you want
to come sit with us?
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Yeah, come sit sith...
You lost him.
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Hello, everybody.
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He's all business,
that guy, you know?
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He is all over us, man.
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We got to put on a good
show, you guys, we got to.
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Hello.
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That was some pretty impressive
work out there, Samantha.
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Excuse me, I'm eating my lunch.
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Well, don't get sassy with me.
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I'm trying to pay
you a compliment.
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You know, I see a lot
of myself in you.
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You're not like me.
256
00:08:12,942 --> 00:08:13,941
You're ugly.
257
00:08:13,943 --> 00:08:14,975
(Sweet Dee gasps)
258
00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:17,177
You don't-- that's not
something you say.
259
00:08:17,179 --> 00:08:18,178
You're mean.
260
00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:21,013
You're the meanest
girl in the world.
261
00:08:21,015 --> 00:08:22,381
Okay, you know what?
262
00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:24,649
You better thank your lucky
stars I'm not in this
263
00:08:24,651 --> 00:08:28,051
competition because I would
eat you for breakfast.
264
00:08:28,053 --> 00:08:30,953
You're driving me nuts.
265
00:08:30,955 --> 00:08:32,087
I don't like your hair.
266
00:08:32,089 --> 00:08:32,788
It's dumb.
267
00:08:32,790 --> 00:08:34,556
Your hair looks like it's dead.
268
00:08:34,558 --> 00:08:35,557
All right, that's it.
269
00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:36,724
You listen to me.
270
00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:39,492
All hair is technically dead,
you stupid idiot smarty-pants
271
00:08:39,494 --> 00:08:40,427
stupid, stupid idiot.
272
00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:42,429
You better watch
yourself, Samantha.
273
00:08:42,431 --> 00:08:43,096
Do you hear me?
274
00:08:43,098 --> 00:08:44,197
Because I am coming for you.
275
00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:44,865
Knock, knock.
276
00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:45,532
Who's there?
277
00:08:45,534 --> 00:08:46,833
Terrible breath.
278
00:08:46,835 --> 00:08:50,037
(Sweet Dee gasps)
279
00:08:50,039 --> 00:08:52,606
(Mac wheezing)
280
00:08:52,608 --> 00:08:53,608
Wheezing.
281
00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:54,542
Dude, you're wheezing now.
282
00:08:54,544 --> 00:08:55,443
Slow down.
283
00:08:55,445 --> 00:08:56,143
Breathe and eat separately.
284
00:08:56,145 --> 00:08:57,912
This is what America is about,
okay, being able to eat
285
00:08:57,914 --> 00:08:58,913
at any rate you want to eat.
286
00:08:58,915 --> 00:08:59,580
Shut, shut up.
287
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,182
Stop making all of these
things about America.
288
00:09:01,184 --> 00:09:04,718
You're fat not because of America...
Can we just change the conversation?
289
00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,654
Can we just focus
on something else?
290
00:09:06,656 --> 00:09:08,722
Did you guys see the
boy that's here?
291
00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:09,389
Oh, yeah.
292
00:09:09,391 --> 00:09:10,056
Yeah, yeah.
293
00:09:10,058 --> 00:09:11,824
I mean, what's that all about?
294
00:09:11,826 --> 00:09:13,826
I imagine Dad probably
skipped town.
295
00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:16,595
Mom always wanted a daughter, so
she sticks her little boy in the
296
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,864
pageant, right, so she can play
out her little fantasies about
297
00:09:18,866 --> 00:09:19,632
having a little girl.
298
00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:22,034
That kid does not want
to be here, you know.
299
00:09:22,036 --> 00:09:23,269
A kid like this needs guidance.
300
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:29,476
He needs real men showing him what it's...
Would you like to see my dance?
301
00:09:29,478 --> 00:09:30,477
Uh, yeah.
302
00:09:30,479 --> 00:09:31,478
Yeah.
303
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,512
Sure.
304
00:09:32,514 --> 00:09:38,451
♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy A Yankee
Doodle, do or die A real live nephew.
305
00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:39,785
Of my Uncle Sam... ♪
306
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,689
I don't think this boy is being
pushed into this at all.
307
00:09:42,691 --> 00:09:45,158
This is a boy who genuinely
loves pageantry.
308
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,158
Yeah.
309
00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,027
(boy humming)
310
00:09:48,029 --> 00:09:49,027
You know what?
311
00:09:49,029 --> 00:09:51,163
I bet he's never
won one of these.
312
00:09:51,165 --> 00:09:52,097
We should help him win.
313
00:09:52,099 --> 00:09:53,098
Totally.
314
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,066
For once let's let the
boys in America win.
315
00:09:55,068 --> 00:09:57,201
Well, maybe we could make a
few adjustments to the song,
316
00:09:57,203 --> 00:09:58,169
maybe update it a little bit.
317
00:09:58,171 --> 00:09:59,937
Yes, the song needs an update.
318
00:09:59,939 --> 00:10:01,372
All these old patriotic
songs need updates.
319
00:10:01,374 --> 00:10:03,173
Yeah, they're like
200 years old.
320
00:10:03,175 --> 00:10:04,608
That's why nobody wants
to listen to 'em.
321
00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:07,412
♪ I am The Yankee Doodle Boy. ♪
322
00:10:07,414 --> 00:10:08,413
Hey, all right, hey.
323
00:10:08,415 --> 00:10:10,782
All right, man.
324
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,885
Good job, Benjamin.
325
00:10:12,887 --> 00:10:14,186
Hey, Justine.
326
00:10:14,188 --> 00:10:15,188
Hey.
327
00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,223
Hey, can we talk for
just a quick sec?
328
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:20,694
Yeah, I really need to do my homework, but...
Ah, I know, but I'm the adult
329
00:10:20,696 --> 00:10:23,229
and I said we were gonna talk,
so that's what's gonna happen.
330
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:26,165
Listen, I bet you wish you could
win this pageant, don't you?
331
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,401
My mom says I'm not
pretty enough.
332
00:10:28,403 --> 00:10:29,536
Your mom doesn't know dick.
333
00:10:29,538 --> 00:10:32,105
She's a dumb, fat cow, and your
sister-- she is a stupid little
334
00:10:32,107 --> 00:10:32,839
shit-mouthed bitch, isn't she?
335
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,908
You just said a
lot of bad words.
336
00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:38,311
Here's what's gonna happen, Justine,
you are going to win this pageant.
337
00:10:38,313 --> 00:10:39,279
You are gonna win this pageant!
338
00:10:39,281 --> 00:10:41,781
And I am going to be the one
who pushes you to do it.
339
00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:42,882
What do you think about that?
340
00:10:42,884 --> 00:10:43,749
Are you excited?
341
00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:44,917
Are you excited about that?
342
00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:46,719
Yeah, I don't really
care about any of that.
343
00:10:46,721 --> 00:10:49,721
I know, but it's not what you care
about, it's what I care about.
344
00:10:49,723 --> 00:10:50,723
Okay.
345
00:10:50,725 --> 00:10:51,724
Okay, ready?
346
00:10:51,726 --> 00:10:53,225
Oh, we got a lot of work to do.
347
00:10:53,227 --> 00:10:53,893
Screw this homework, right?
348
00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:55,894
Come on.
349
00:11:04,224 --> 00:11:05,263
So great to see you.
350
00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:06,139
It's a pleasure to meet you.
351
00:11:06,259 --> 00:11:07,069
Thank you so much.
352
00:11:07,189 --> 00:11:09,002
Thank you very...
Guys, Walter's here.
353
00:11:09,242 --> 00:11:10,241
He looks very pleased.
354
00:11:10,243 --> 00:11:11,008
Good, good, he should.
355
00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:12,844
I mean, this is like...
Yeah, yeah.
356
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:13,845
Okay, good.
357
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:14,512
I'm here.
358
00:11:14,514 --> 00:11:15,513
Oh.
359
00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:17,248
What on earth did you
do to your face?
360
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,317
I had it done at a funeral home.
361
00:11:19,319 --> 00:11:20,318
Why, why, why?
362
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:24,022
Where in the hell am I going to go-- to
the goddamn makeup counter at Macy's?
363
00:11:24,024 --> 00:11:26,924
You go to a funeral home
to get gruesome repairs.
364
00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:27,925
Look.
365
00:11:27,927 --> 00:11:30,026
You look like you're
at your own wake.
366
00:11:30,028 --> 00:11:35,166
Frank, Frank, I need some water.
367
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:39,003
My mouth is dry.
368
00:11:39,005 --> 00:11:40,004
Your mouth is dry.
369
00:11:40,006 --> 00:11:45,543
Go into the toilet and run
your mouth under the sink.
370
00:11:45,545 --> 00:11:47,545
Okay.
371
00:11:47,547 --> 00:11:48,979
Yeah, can I, could I, can I?
372
00:11:48,981 --> 00:11:50,514
I have a... Who's that?
373
00:11:50,516 --> 00:11:51,182
He's the mortician.
374
00:11:51,184 --> 00:11:51,849
I invited him.
375
00:11:51,851 --> 00:11:53,517
Oh, you brought the mortician.
376
00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:55,386
Okay, well, that's not going to
seem strange to anybody at all.
377
00:11:55,388 --> 00:11:56,153
I figure he's a cretin.
378
00:11:56,155 --> 00:11:58,956
Why would I have a cretin like that
near me if I have something to hide?
379
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,725
Hmm... Associating with a man like
that's not going to make you
380
00:12:01,727 --> 00:12:02,326
look any better.
381
00:12:02,328 --> 00:12:04,262
Hey, hey, hey,
you're on in five.
382
00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:04,929
Oh, whoa.
383
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:06,697
Artemis, what are
you doing here?
384
00:12:06,699 --> 00:12:08,199
She's working the
soundboard, okay, relax.
385
00:12:08,201 --> 00:12:08,966
Is that a good idea?
386
00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:11,035
Does she know how to
work a soundboard?
387
00:12:11,037 --> 00:12:12,103
Who else are we going to get?
388
00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:14,173
We don't have a very
deep bench, dude.
389
00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:15,173
Okay.
390
00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:16,775
I'm gonna go get high
before the show.
391
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,776
Okay.
392
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:18,544
Seems like a bad idea.
393
00:12:18,546 --> 00:12:19,244
Well, don't get high.
394
00:12:19,246 --> 00:12:20,479
It's making us look bad.
395
00:12:20,481 --> 00:12:21,613
I'm sweating like a pig.
396
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,681
I got to get my makeup redone.
397
00:12:22,683 --> 00:12:23,348
Okay, showtime, showtime.
398
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,116
All right, let's
get ready, guys.
399
00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:25,984
Showtime, showtime, showtime.
400
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:28,253
Whoa... Showtime.
401
00:12:28,255 --> 00:12:31,356
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
402
00:12:31,358 --> 00:12:33,591
(indistinct chatter)
403
00:12:33,593 --> 00:12:34,592
("America the Beautiful"
404
00:12:34,594 --> 00:12:37,595
playing)
405
00:12:40,632 --> 00:12:42,566
(music stops)
406
00:12:42,568 --> 00:12:45,169
Give me a beat.
407
00:12:45,171 --> 00:12:47,172
(up-tempo music playing)
408
00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:05,958
(Charlie scatting)
409
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,560
♪ Magic's in the air ♪
410
00:13:07,562 --> 00:13:09,062
♪ Magic's in the air ♪
411
00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,431
♪ Lace and silk Is everywhere ♪
412
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:12,198
♪ Lace and silk ♪
413
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,434
♪ Struttin' with
dramatic flair ♪
414
00:13:14,436 --> 00:13:15,435
♪ Dramatic flair ♪
415
00:13:15,437 --> 00:13:23,309
♪ And bright smiles So everyone prepare
For something special tonight ♪
416
00:13:23,311 --> 00:13:26,645
♪ Here she isFrank's
Little Beauties ♪
417
00:13:26,647 --> 00:13:32,284
♪ Your heart'll go Into a cardiac
arrest 'Cause Frank's Little Beauties.
418
00:13:32,286 --> 00:13:35,020
♪ Are nothing but the...
From state to state And town to town.
419
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,922
♪ These girls will turn
Your frown upside-down ♪
420
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:38,223
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
421
00:13:38,225 --> 00:13:40,192
♪ Who's brass and class
And all that stuff?
422
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,128
These girls'll show you
That they're good enough ♪
423
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:43,496
♪ They're good, all right ♪
424
00:13:43,498 --> 00:13:47,634
♪ So put your hands together And settle
in 'cause tonight We're gettin' down.
425
00:13:47,636 --> 00:13:51,237
♪ Only one contestant wins
Frank's Little Beauties crown. ♪
426
00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:54,940
(Charlie warbling)
427
00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:57,409
Is that it, Artemis?
428
00:13:58,478 --> 00:14:00,479
Very nice performance.
429
00:14:00,481 --> 00:14:03,281
Very nice and
clean performance.
430
00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:04,583
Welcome.
431
00:14:04,585 --> 00:14:08,686
Welcome to our
legitimate show of kids.
432
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:10,455
Uh, very, very, very nice.
433
00:14:10,457 --> 00:14:15,493
Which one of these talented, uh,
entertainers, who I am not
434
00:14:15,495 --> 00:14:18,429
attracted to at all,
will be the winner?
435
00:14:18,431 --> 00:14:20,832
I'm not attracted to any
of them, none of them.
436
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,467
And that's the way it is.
437
00:14:22,469 --> 00:14:27,271
Anyway, everybody put your hands
together and clap for the kids.
438
00:14:27,273 --> 00:14:28,740
Clap, clap.
439
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,474
And you wave good-bye.
440
00:14:30,476 --> 00:14:32,042
Wave. Wave good-bye.
441
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:33,043
Go to your dressing room.
442
00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,045
We're gonna start the show.
443
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,046
Go on.
444
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,047
Bye, Frank.
445
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,049
Okay, just don't touch...
Go to there. Go on in there.
446
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,051
Their dressing room...
Bye, Frank.
447
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:42,053
...over there on that
side of the stage.
448
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,788
I am going to my dressing room.
449
00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:44,890
We wil wbe right back.
450
00:14:44,892 --> 00:14:45,857
I'm over here.
451
00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:49,694
(applause)
452
00:14:49,696 --> 00:14:55,400
(country music plays)
453
00:14:55,402 --> 00:14:58,769
(Hawaiian music plays)
454
00:14:58,771 --> 00:15:01,772
(hip-hop plays)
455
00:15:03,842 --> 00:15:04,776
(upbeat music plays)
456
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,344
(audience gasps)
457
00:15:06,346 --> 00:15:09,281
(applause)
458
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,016
(crowd gasping)
459
00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:13,919
(applause)
460
00:15:13,921 --> 00:15:19,092
(applause, cheering & whistles)
461
00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:20,126
Oh, my hair hurts.
462
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,461
I know. I know, mine, too.
463
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,528
We look good.
464
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,530
Okay, finish up that coffee.
465
00:15:23,532 --> 00:15:24,530
Ugh! I don't like it.
466
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,532
You do, too, like it.
467
00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:27,534
Look, it doesn't matter
whether you like it or not.
468
00:15:27,536 --> 00:15:29,536
You need to be
high energy, okay?
469
00:15:29,538 --> 00:15:31,538
Do you want to win
this thing or not?
470
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:32,539
I don't care.
471
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:33,607
Yes, you do care, all right?
472
00:15:33,609 --> 00:15:34,608
Pop your teeth in.
473
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:35,609
Pop your teeth in right now.
474
00:15:35,611 --> 00:15:36,610
Really?
475
00:15:36,612 --> 00:15:37,611
Let's see 'em.
476
00:15:37,613 --> 00:15:38,612
(Sweet Dee sighs)
477
00:15:38,614 --> 00:15:40,614
You look fantastic.
478
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,949
Let's go show those
stupid moms, huh?
479
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:43,950
Mm.
480
00:15:43,952 --> 00:15:45,820
Come on.
481
00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:48,823
(orchestra plays upbeat tune)
482
00:15:55,297 --> 00:15:56,998
Moms stink.
483
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,833
P-ew!
484
00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:00,902
♪ What are you gonna do?
485
00:16:00,904 --> 00:16:02,270
Yeah!
486
00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:09,578
Me and you should go ♪ Into a secret
world Where no one tells us What to do.
487
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,580
Moms are stupid.
488
00:16:11,582 --> 00:16:13,548
Doy!
489
00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:17,052
♪ I'd like to throw them
all In the trash Yeah!
490
00:16:17,054 --> 00:16:18,053
(crowd gasping)
491
00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:21,624
♪ They're nothing but A big
humongous Pain in the butt.
492
00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:25,395
♪ A big, humungous
pain in my Vagina... ♪
493
00:16:25,397 --> 00:16:26,797
Moms are ugly. ♪
494
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:27,965
Boo!
495
00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:30,334
(crickets chirping)
496
00:16:30,336 --> 00:16:31,336
(crowd murmuring)
497
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,337
(drum plays techno intro)
498
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,605
MALE MECHANIZED VOICES:
499
00:16:33,607 --> 00:16:41,814
People of earth, prepare for
the future of patriotism.
500
00:16:41,816 --> 00:16:52,892
♪ Yankee doodle went to town Riding
on a pony Stuck a feather in his cap.
501
00:16:52,894 --> 00:17:02,268
♪ And called it macarone...
Rone, rone, rone, rone Rone, rone, rone... ♪
502
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,269
Hey!
503
00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:06,272
(techno music plays)
504
00:17:11,078 --> 00:17:15,614
(distorted voice): ♪ Yankee Yankee,
Yankee doodle Yankee, Yankee.
505
00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:17,783
Yankee, Yankee doodle... ♪
506
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:21,421
Mr. Gorbachev, tear
down this wall.
507
00:17:21,423 --> 00:17:26,826
The only thing we have to fear is...
fear itself.
508
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:27,828
Hey, hey, what is this?
509
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,830
What are you people
doing to my son?
510
00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:30,831
Go back to your seat.
511
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,834
All right, who's in charge here?
512
00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:35,370
Sir, uh, go back to your seat.
513
00:17:35,372 --> 00:17:41,376
♪ Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macarone...
514
00:17:41,378 --> 00:17:46,547
Rone, rone, rone, rone... ♪
515
00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:50,350
(crowd murmuring)
516
00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:51,351
(applause)
517
00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:53,353
Well, someone should have
worn a shirt, right?
518
00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:54,354
Probably the kid.
519
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:55,355
The kid definitely.
520
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:56,356
Yeah.
521
00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:57,357
It felt uncomfortable.
522
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,359
But at a rave, I feel like
that would have been awesome.
523
00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:01,361
I know, but the
kids make it weird.
524
00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:02,362
It did get a little weird.
525
00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:04,698
I can't figure this...
tie out here.
526
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,700
(microphone feedback)
527
00:18:05,702 --> 00:18:09,471
I got a question about
you morticians.
528
00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:10,772
You bang the dead bodies?
529
00:18:10,774 --> 00:18:13,609
Mm... no.
530
00:18:13,611 --> 00:18:15,611
Imagine stuff like
that goes on all time.
531
00:18:15,613 --> 00:18:16,612
I mean, I don't give a shit.
532
00:18:16,614 --> 00:18:18,615
If I was dead, you could bang
me all you want. Who cares?
533
00:18:18,617 --> 00:18:19,616
(crowd groaning)
534
00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:21,618
Dead body's like a
piece of trash.
535
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,454
I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want...
Turn his mic down.
536
00:18:24,456 --> 00:18:26,289
I'm trying. I don't know...
I don't know how.
537
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,290
You don't know how?!
538
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:28,123
I don't know which one it is.
539
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:28,958
Fill me up with cream.
540
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,793
Turn me...
What's going on, you idiot?
541
00:18:30,795 --> 00:18:32,628
Make a stew out of my ass.
542
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:33,462
(overlapping chatter)
543
00:18:33,464 --> 00:18:35,363
What's the big deal?
Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little
544
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,298
pieces, throw me in the river.
545
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,299
Who gives a shit?
546
00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:38,299
You're dead, you're dead.
547
00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:39,300
(gasps) Ooh, shit.
548
00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:40,301
Is my mic on?
549
00:18:40,303 --> 00:18:41,302
Oh, God.
550
00:18:41,304 --> 00:18:42,304
Oh!
551
00:18:42,306 --> 00:18:43,305
(Frank laughs)
552
00:18:43,307 --> 00:18:44,306
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
553
00:18:44,308 --> 00:18:45,307
(audience groaning and hissing)
554
00:18:45,309 --> 00:18:46,308
That was a mistake.
555
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:49,111
The janitor got a hold of the P.A. system.
556
00:18:49,113 --> 00:18:50,180
Puerto Rican guy.
557
00:18:50,182 --> 00:18:51,181
(audience groans and murmurs)
558
00:18:51,183 --> 00:18:52,916
You know, kids are great.
559
00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:55,619
I love the kids.
560
00:18:55,621 --> 00:18:56,453
Not in a sexual way.
561
00:18:56,455 --> 00:19:00,557
No, I was married 20 years, and
she was a bitch, but she was
562
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:02,492
old, and I never had a problem
getting it up with her.
563
00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:03,493
(audience gasps)
564
00:19:03,495 --> 00:19:04,494
What is this?!
565
00:19:04,496 --> 00:19:05,495
Get the girls!
566
00:19:05,497 --> 00:19:06,496
Well, well, well, wait. What.
567
00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:09,499
All right, all right, miss, could you,
um, give me a little music, please?
568
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:10,500
Play something nice.
569
00:19:10,502 --> 00:19:11,501
Play something.
570
00:19:11,503 --> 00:19:12,502
Play him out of here.
571
00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:14,337
Play some music,
play some music.
572
00:19:14,339 --> 00:19:15,338
Yeah, okay, okay.
573
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,173
(instrumental version of "You're
A Grand Old Flag" plays)
574
00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:19,175
♪ It's a grand old
flag A high-fly... ♪
575
00:19:19,177 --> 00:19:20,175
I don't this.
576
00:19:20,177 --> 00:19:21,176
I do not know this one.
577
00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:24,513
Come on, give me something like...
("America, the Beautiful" plays)
578
00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:27,016
Walter, come up and help me
and, uh, uh, help the people.
579
00:19:27,018 --> 00:19:28,017
Let's just leave.
580
00:19:28,019 --> 00:19:29,018
Yeah, let's go.
581
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:32,022
Yeah, let's go, 'cause this is a bad...
Yeah, let's go.
582
00:19:32,024 --> 00:19:34,024
I just want you to be
having a great time.
583
00:19:34,026 --> 00:19:35,025
Police. Oh, no.
584
00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:36,026
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
585
00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:37,795
Whoa. Oh, that's it.
586
00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:40,130
I'm done. I'm going away.
587
00:19:40,132 --> 00:19:42,833
Get your hands off me, pigs.
588
00:19:42,835 --> 00:19:44,568
Why are you taking Walter?
589
00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:46,169
Man's a diddler.
590
00:19:46,171 --> 00:19:47,170
(audience groaning)
591
00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:50,073
Sick son of a bitch goes around
all these kids pageants,
592
00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:51,274
pretends he's an inspector.
593
00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:54,077
We've been looking
for him for a while.
594
00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:57,614
I'm just glad we finally
got him off the street.
595
00:19:57,616 --> 00:19:58,615
(laughs)
596
00:19:58,617 --> 00:19:59,616
You got your man.
597
00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:02,285
So, there's another unrelated
diddler in the mix?
598
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:05,288
Well, I mean, these things are
just magnets for those people.
599
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,390
It's like throwing a picnic at
the beach and getting pissed
600
00:20:07,392 --> 00:20:08,324
when the seagulls show up.
601
00:20:08,326 --> 00:20:09,325
Yeah, you have to expect it.
602
00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:10,326
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
603
00:20:10,328 --> 00:20:11,327
Yeah, totally.
604
00:20:11,329 --> 00:20:13,563
I tell you, children's ' beauty
pageants are an American
605
00:20:13,565 --> 00:20:14,497
tradition, but not a proud one.
606
00:20:14,499 --> 00:20:15,498
Nope.
607
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,499
I'm gonna go.
608
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:17,500
Me, too. Yeah.
609
00:20:17,502 --> 00:20:20,502
Let's go, let's go, because it
still doesn't... Wait! Wait!
610
00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:21,837
Who won?
611
00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:22,838
Uh, um, Samantha.
612
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,839
She's the prettiest, right?
613
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:24,840
Yeah.
614
00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:25,841
Come on.
615
00:20:25,843 --> 00:20:26,842
Yeah.
616
00:20:26,844 --> 00:20:29,564
Yay, I'm the winner!
617
00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:33,720
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