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ALL: Burn! Burn! Burn!
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Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!
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Burn! Burn! Burn!
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DENNIS: Hey! Burn, burn! Burn!
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Yeah, cool.
What are you guys burning?
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FRANK: Bunch of garbage
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and burns the tar
that's just taking up space.
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SWEET DEE: No, goddamn it!
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Wait, Frank, why are
you burning our photo album pictures?
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What do you mean?
Because it's trash.
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You kidding me? Oh, my God!
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Dude, these are all the pictures
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from our Jersey Shore vacations.
You were gonna burn these?
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Yeah.
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These were, like, the
happiest days of our lives.
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Oh, come on, Jersey
Shore sucked.
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The Shore didn't suck, Frank.
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You sucked, okay?
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You just complained the whole time
and ruined it for everyone else.
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Yeah, because I had
to do all the work.
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I never got to relax.
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MAC: I would love to
go on a vacation.
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CHARLIE: Oh, my God, me, too.
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I would love to
go on a vacation.
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Yeah, but not to the
Jersey Shore, though.
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I mean, that place
sounds like a nightmare.
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What's wrong with
the Jersey Shore?
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Come on.
You've seen that TV show.
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It's just a bunch of sweaty
Guidos getting hopped up
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on energy drinks and giving
each other diseases.
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Yeah, no, the Jersey Shore
is nothing like that.
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It's a magical place where
people swim in the ocean and
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they get to ride on fun rides and
they get to have their first kiss.
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Dude, you would love it.
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Well, hang on a second.
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I've never seen the ocean.
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I could get into that if you guys
want to go down to the Shore.
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Aw, yes!
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Yes!
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We should all go to
the Shore together.
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I'll tell you what.
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Maybe I'll knock myself out and
we'll head down to the Shore.
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Yeah, but I feel like you're
just gonna screw it up if you
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try and knock yourself out.
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Yeah, you're probably gonna
come to halfway there, and then
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complain the rest of the time.
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Yeah, I'll tell you what.
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Why don't I take the rag, I'll
get the chloroform, I'll get you
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when you least expect it.
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All right, sweet.
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Yeah?
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Yeah!
Goin' down to the Jersey Shore!
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Yeah, going to the Shore, baby!
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Now, this ocean,
explain it to me.
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It's, like, it goes on forever?
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Go to sleep, go to sleep.
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(Charlie grunts)
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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So, I woke up, like, halfway
there, and then you just
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snuffed me out again, huh, Mac?
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Oh, this place turned
into a major shithole.
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It does not look exactly the
way I remember it looking.
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No, no, it's different,
it's different.
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The guy at the front desk said
there was meth lab explosion,
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so the hotel burned down.
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They had to rebuild it.
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Something like that.
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There's a smell, too, like...
Don't sweat it, you guys.
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Listen, with any luck at all,
we won't be spending any time
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here, so just think of
it more like a locker.
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Yes!
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I'm sorry, is no one gonna
talk about Dee's hair?
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Oh, I was waiting to pounce.
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I just didn't know
what our cue was.
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Yeah, I was waiting for
Dennis to jump on top of it.
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And then we were gonna slay her.
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Yeah.
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No, no. It's fine.
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All the cool girls get their
hair braided at the Shore.
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I think she looks like Bo Derek.
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Thank you, Dennis.
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Mm-hmm. You see, Dee and I have some
very fond memories of the Shore.
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We're not gonna have you
sullying those great memories
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with all your goddamn insults.
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Mm-mm.
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Are you drinking sunscreen?
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No, no, it's a decoy.
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We're drinking tequila out
of sunscreen bottles.
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Very strict open container
laws here at the Jersey Shore.
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Cheers.
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Holy shit!
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Is that the ocean?!
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Yep.
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Yeah, buddy, that's the ocean.
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What's on the other
side of it there?
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Europe.
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Yeah.
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Now, how long would it take...?
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Do not try and swim to Europe.
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No.
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Don't swim to Europe?
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Do not.
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As a matter of fact, why don't
you stick with Dee and I
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because we can show you the
ropes here at the Jersey Shore.
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All right, everybody, you
know what time it is!
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Let's go strut the beach.
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Not strutting shit.
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No beach strutting for me.
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I'm gonna find a place
to relax and unwind.
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Frank, I'm with you.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you grab
us some booze?
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I'll go down to the beach
and get us some prime real
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estate before those gorilla
dickheads get down there.
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Yeah. Gonna relax.
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Let's do it!
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Let's get out of here.
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Oh, man, this ocean breeze
feels so good on my scalp.
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Yeah, it feels awesome.
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The sand feels good
beneath my feet.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm a little curious as to where
all the people are, though.
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No idea, no idea.
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Didn't want to say anything,
didn't want to ruin the mood,
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but where are the people?
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I'm seeing a lot more
dogs than people, right?
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There are a shit-ton of
dogs out here, I tell ya.
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Where are their masters?
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I don't think these
dogs have masters.
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I think these dogs play
by their own rules.
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Well, clearly, the action
has shifted elsewhere.
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Want to go to the boardwalk?
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Hey, let's go to the boardwalk!
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Yes!
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Yeah! Hey, Charlie!
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Charlie!
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Come here!
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(Charlie laughing)
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Dude, oh, my God, this
place is amazing!
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Right?
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Yeah!
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And the sun block drink?
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Nice, guys.
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They're really good.
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They're really good.
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Thing is, I didn't make you one.
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Oh! Jesus Chris, Charlie!
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You're drinking sun block.
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It's good. It gets you,
it gets you all (grunts).
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Yeah, you're ingesting viscous chemicals,
and they're getting you high.
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Doesn't matter.
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Doesn't matter.
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Okay, we're going to the boardwalk.
What do you say?
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Oh, really?
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You want to leave?
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Yeah.
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I feel like we're just scratching the
surface of all the cool shit out here.
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What cool shit?
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Well, the sea specimens, the
stray dogs, the trash that
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floated over from Europe.
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Yeah, but we didn't come here to
play with stray dogs and trash, man.
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We came here to soak
up the culture.
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And the boardwalk is the
cultural center of the Jersey
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Shore, so let's go there.
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Come on, man!
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Yeah, all right.
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Goin' to the boardwalk.
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Yo, Mac, you see that sign
there that says "Taxic spill"?
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Yeah.
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What's that?
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Disregard that, Frank.
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It's a bunch of
liberal bullshit.
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Right, right.
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This is a nice spot.
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Yeah, yeah. Whoa!
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What's that?
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You were supposed to get booze.
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Oh, this is ham soaked in rum.
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It is loaded with booze.
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Goddamn it, Frank,
eating your drinks?
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That is genius!
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Ow!
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What?
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What the... What the...
What is that?
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Oh, yeah.
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I got stuck with a needle.
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Yeah, that's a syringe.
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Be careful. They are everywhere.
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The beach is full of syringes.
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Why is that?
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Well, we're in the steroid
capital of the world, Frank.
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To be honest with you, as a man
who works very hard to maintain
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a certain level of physical excellence,
I find shortcuts insulting.
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Now give me a piece of ham now.
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Hey, check that out.
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What the hell's a
dog doing here?
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Hey, hey, get out of here!
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Get out of here!
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Get out of here!
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Goddamn dogs, I'm
telling you, dude.
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The were lurking before,
now they're swarming.
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I'm not sharing my
ham with no dogs.
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I got a great idea.
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Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes,
getting rip-shit on ham.
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(chuckles) Might you say
we're getting "hammered."
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Oh, nice one. (laughs)
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This is a great idea, Frank.
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Great idea.
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This is 90-proof ham.
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Screw you mutts!
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(dogs barking)
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Get out of here, you bitch!
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Come and get it.
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Stupid dogs.
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We outsmarted those dogs, Frank.
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(Frank laughs)
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Dude, this is the
boardwalk, man.
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This is amazing.
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Yeah, it's a little bit more desolate
than I was hoping it would be, but...
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Yeah, but that's okay.
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It's still really great.
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Oh, Charlie, there's all kinds of rides
and games and opportunities to win
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stuffed toys.
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Yeah, man, the boardwalk
is a blast, man.
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But it is under the boardwalk
where the action really happens.
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Trust me, pal.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Oh, what's down there?
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Oh, Charlie, come on.
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So under the boardwalk's
where it's at?
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Yeah, man.
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This is gonna knock
your socks off.
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You never know who you're going to run
into, what they're gonna be doing.
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You love the bridge, right?
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Yeah.
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This is a lot like being under
the bridge, I would think.
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It's way better than that.
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Under the boardwalk is
a magical place, man.
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I have a special place in my heart
'cause I had my first kiss down here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Did you?
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Oh, dude, all kinds of romantic
shit happens... Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, no!
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No! No! No!
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No! What was that?!
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Two homeless guys
banging each other.
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I saw, but why?
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That's not magical.
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That's not romantic.
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That's your idea of romantic?
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No!
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There are other kinds of
romances that happen under here.
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I don't want to see
anything else like that.
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You know what, I'm out of here.
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'Cause you guys are perverted.
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You get out of here.
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You get out of here.
260
00:07:39,765 --> 00:07:41,064
You get out of here, Charlie.
261
00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:42,733
Son of a bitch.
262
00:07:51,148 --> 00:07:53,443
Aw!
263
00:07:55,579 --> 00:07:57,346
Where's the beach?
264
00:07:57,415 --> 00:07:58,314
Frank, wake up.
265
00:07:58,383 --> 00:07:59,214
What? What's the matter?
266
00:07:59,283 --> 00:08:01,850
Where's the beach?
267
00:08:02,214 --> 00:08:04,447
Uh, I don't know.
268
00:08:04,515 --> 00:08:06,915
We're in the middle
of the goddamn ocean!
269
00:08:06,984 --> 00:08:08,650
Yes, we are.
270
00:08:08,719 --> 00:08:10,752
(laughing)
271
00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:11,920
What are we gonna do?
272
00:08:11,988 --> 00:08:15,156
Well, we're going to conk out
for a while and let the current
273
00:08:15,224 --> 00:08:17,491
gently roll us back to shore.
274
00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:21,161
Frank, the current is what brought
us out here in the first place.
275
00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:24,164
If anything, we should be paddling
against it to get back to the beach.
276
00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:26,100
I'm going to pretend
like I didn't hear that.
277
00:08:26,169 --> 00:08:29,269
Frank, Frank, we are no
longer in relaxing mode.
278
00:08:29,338 --> 00:08:30,905
We are now in survival mode.
279
00:08:30,973 --> 00:08:33,907
Will you stop being so dramatic?
280
00:08:33,976 --> 00:08:35,977
Wait a minute.
281
00:08:36,045 --> 00:08:37,611
Wait a minute.
282
00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:40,749
Where's the rum ham?
283
00:08:40,818 --> 00:08:42,084
Where's the rum...?
284
00:08:42,153 --> 00:08:43,619
Aw!
285
00:08:43,688 --> 00:08:45,020
Rum ham!
286
00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:46,422
No, Frank, stay in the boat.
287
00:08:46,491 --> 00:08:47,124
Rum ham!
288
00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:48,225
Frank, stay in the boat.
289
00:08:48,293 --> 00:08:50,093
I want rum ham!
290
00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,429
I'm sorry, rum ham.
291
00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:55,199
I'm sorry, rum ham.
292
00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:57,835
Oh, rum ham.
293
00:09:00,571 --> 00:09:03,205
Yeah, this is going
to be great, right?
294
00:09:03,274 --> 00:09:03,873
Of course it is.
295
00:09:03,941 --> 00:09:08,477
Nothing like some good, innocent, wholesome,
above-the-boardwalk fun to, uh,
296
00:09:08,545 --> 00:09:09,611
get us back on track.
297
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,013
Yes. Take a step back
from the situation.
298
00:09:12,082 --> 00:09:13,781
Get a clearer perspective.
299
00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:15,583
Yeah, and then we'll plummet
20 stories and the rush will
300
00:09:15,652 --> 00:09:17,351
propel us forward into
an awesome evening.
301
00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:17,919
Yeah.
302
00:09:17,987 --> 00:09:20,922
And hopefully cleanse us of the horrifying
events that we've just witnessed.
303
00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:24,392
These beads are really
digging into my back.
304
00:09:24,461 --> 00:09:26,027
Wind... I don't know.
305
00:09:26,096 --> 00:09:27,529
I don't know if we should
have come back here.
306
00:09:27,597 --> 00:09:30,565
I think we made a mistake, because
we have so many memories... Oh, no.
307
00:09:30,634 --> 00:09:31,399
Is my hair stuck?
308
00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:32,299
Yeah.
309
00:09:32,368 --> 00:09:33,334
It feels it's.... Yeah?
310
00:09:33,402 --> 00:09:34,301
Oh, yeah.
311
00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:35,069
Well, get it.
312
00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:35,736
No.
313
00:09:35,805 --> 00:09:37,304
Get it out, because we're about to drop...
Get it!
314
00:09:37,373 --> 00:09:39,839
Stick your hand... You think I'm going
to stick my fingers into the machinery?
315
00:09:39,908 --> 00:09:41,641
Hey, hey, you down there.
316
00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:44,477
Do not make it go, because my
hair is stuck, and something
317
00:09:44,546 --> 00:09:45,411
terrible will happen.
318
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,312
Oh, that's really in there.
319
00:09:46,381 --> 00:09:47,680
Oh, you idiot, stop the ride!
320
00:09:47,749 --> 00:09:51,883
(voice slows down):
Don't make it fall!
321
00:09:51,952 --> 00:09:54,619
(screaming)
322
00:10:03,263 --> 00:10:05,565
Ow!
323
00:10:09,938 --> 00:10:11,372
Hey.
324
00:10:11,441 --> 00:10:12,507
How you holding up, sis?
325
00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:14,375
Not well, Dennis. Not well.
326
00:10:14,444 --> 00:10:18,345
Do you have any id how horrifying it was
to ride that back up to get my hair?
327
00:10:18,413 --> 00:10:20,380
Yeah, well, be thankful
you got it back.
328
00:10:20,449 --> 00:10:22,115
I just want to get my scalp
sewnack on and get the hell
329
00:10:22,183 --> 00:10:23,516
out of this miserable town.
330
00:10:23,584 --> 00:10:25,250
I'm starting to wonder what
the hell we ever saw in this
331
00:10:25,319 --> 00:10:26,685
place, you know what I mean?
332
00:10:26,754 --> 00:10:28,353
I mean, look at this girl.
333
00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:29,787
What's her story?
334
00:10:29,856 --> 00:10:31,789
She's got a decent
bone structure.
335
00:10:31,858 --> 00:10:33,290
She was probably very
pretty when she was young.
336
00:10:33,359 --> 00:10:33,957
Yeah.
337
00:10:34,026 --> 00:10:37,094
Probably spent her summers here, lounging
on the beach and scooping ice cream.
338
00:10:37,163 --> 00:10:40,063
But she didn't want her summers to end,
so she got herself a fake I.D. and a
339
00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:42,266
push-up bra and started hanging
out at the local bars.
340
00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:43,000
Right.
341
00:10:43,068 --> 00:10:45,836
Developed a nasty coke habit, 'cause
she loved the way it made her feel.
342
00:10:45,904 --> 00:10:46,770
Mm-hmm.
343
00:10:46,839 --> 00:10:50,741
Extreme highs gave way to extreme
lows and she fell into a depression.
344
00:10:50,809 --> 00:10:51,908
Had herself a kid.
345
00:10:51,977 --> 00:10:53,710
Thought it would give
her a sense of purpose.
346
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,945
And it did, for a while, until
she started using again.
347
00:10:56,014 --> 00:10:56,779
Mm-hmm.
348
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:58,915
And then social services came
knocking at the door, and now
349
00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:01,317
the kid lives upstate with his
grandparents, 'cause she can't
350
00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:02,685
take care of this kid.
351
00:11:02,754 --> 00:11:05,955
And here she is festering away
in a one-bedroom apartment
352
00:11:06,024 --> 00:11:08,724
waiting for the HIV
to turn into AIDS.
353
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:12,628
And wondering what the hell...
You know I can hear you, right?
354
00:11:12,697 --> 00:11:13,429
Oh, sorry.
355
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,664
We were just using you
as a metaphor, though.
356
00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:15,264
Yeah.
357
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,966
We didn't mean
anything personal.
358
00:11:17,035 --> 00:11:18,902
Don't sweat it.
359
00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,304
You're not that far off.
360
00:11:20,372 --> 00:11:21,438
Hey.
361
00:11:21,507 --> 00:11:23,875
Hey, baby.
362
00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,376
Jesus, are you seeing this?
363
00:11:25,444 --> 00:11:26,076
Mm-hmm.
364
00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:28,379
God, even the doctors in
this town are drug dealers.
365
00:11:28,448 --> 00:11:29,113
Oh, hey, wait.
366
00:11:29,181 --> 00:11:29,947
What are you doing?
367
00:11:30,016 --> 00:11:30,514
(growling)
368
00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:31,215
Who are you?
369
00:11:31,284 --> 00:11:31,983
Where did you come from?
370
00:11:32,051 --> 00:11:32,550
Get out of here.
371
00:11:32,619 --> 00:11:33,251
Drop it.
372
00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:33,985
No. Goddamn it!
373
00:11:34,054 --> 00:11:35,853
Goddamn you!
374
00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:36,754
I hate this town, Dennis.
375
00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:37,588
I hate this town.
376
00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:39,257
Okay, okay, all right,
well calm down.
377
00:11:39,326 --> 00:11:40,091
It's understandable.
378
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,392
You are missing a
piece of your scalp.
379
00:11:41,461 --> 00:11:42,193
Yeah.
380
00:11:42,262 --> 00:11:44,263
Sounds like you two
could use a break.
381
00:11:44,331 --> 00:11:46,331
Want to come party with
me and my friends?
382
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,566
Yeah. Yes.
383
00:11:48,635 --> 00:11:50,568
Mm-hmm.
384
00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:56,708
I'm so thirsty.
385
00:11:56,777 --> 00:11:58,343
Gargle some more water, bitch.
386
00:11:58,412 --> 00:11:59,144
I've been gargling.
387
00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:00,679
Well, don't snap at me.
388
00:12:00,748 --> 00:12:02,113
Well, quit acting so bossy.
389
00:12:02,182 --> 00:12:04,649
Okay, you know what, guy,
we can't fight, all right?
390
00:12:04,718 --> 00:12:06,117
We're both very cranky.
391
00:12:06,186 --> 00:12:07,886
We haven't eaten in
a very long time.
392
00:12:07,955 --> 00:12:09,454
I'm starving.
393
00:12:09,523 --> 00:12:12,857
Okay, all right, look, maybe
I'll dive down there, I'll spear
394
00:12:12,926 --> 00:12:15,994
a tuna, I'll wrestle him
on board and we'll feast.
395
00:12:16,063 --> 00:12:17,729
Boom, let's eat.
396
00:12:17,798 --> 00:12:19,431
All right, give me the knife.
397
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,333
I can't give you the knife.
398
00:12:21,402 --> 00:12:23,135
What? Why not?
399
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,570
'Cause there may come a time
when difficult decisions must be
400
00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:28,507
made, and I'd rather be
the one with the knife.
401
00:12:28,576 --> 00:12:29,742
What difficult decisions?
402
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:30,910
What are you talking about?
403
00:12:30,978 --> 00:12:33,946
You know, like things
you do to stay alive.
404
00:12:34,015 --> 00:12:38,116
Are you talking about killing
and eating me, Frank?
405
00:12:38,185 --> 00:12:40,718
All I'm saying is, that when you
go into survival mode, it's
406
00:12:40,787 --> 00:12:42,687
every man for himself.
407
00:12:42,755 --> 00:12:45,255
You seem like you're in
survival mode right now.
408
00:12:45,324 --> 00:12:49,393
Maybe I am, maybe
I ain't, rum ham.
409
00:12:49,461 --> 00:12:51,828
Did you just call me rum ham?
410
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:54,898
Frank, Frank, we cannot be
talking about killing and eating
411
00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:56,166
each other already, okay?
412
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,267
Tell that to the rum ham.
413
00:12:57,336 --> 00:12:58,769
Stop talking about
the goddamn rum ham.
414
00:12:58,838 --> 00:12:59,536
It should have been you!
415
00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:00,538
No!
416
00:13:00,606 --> 00:13:03,274
Jesus... (air hissing)
417
00:13:03,343 --> 00:13:04,576
Oh, no!
418
00:13:04,644 --> 00:13:05,110
Uh-oh.
419
00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:06,378
You see what you've done?
420
00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:09,181
You've murdered us both,
you son of a bitch.
421
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:12,117
Oh, shit, what's that?
422
00:13:12,186 --> 00:13:13,452
It's a boat!
423
00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:14,186
It's a boat!
424
00:13:14,255 --> 00:13:15,054
We're saved!
425
00:13:15,122 --> 00:13:16,855
(both laughing)
426
00:13:16,924 --> 00:13:18,357
Is that an Italian flag?
427
00:13:18,426 --> 00:13:21,093
It's the Guidos.
428
00:13:21,162 --> 00:13:24,096
Guidos, we're here.
429
00:13:24,164 --> 00:13:27,132
Over here.
430
00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:32,158
Oh!
431
00:13:32,226 --> 00:13:33,992
No way.
432
00:13:34,061 --> 00:13:36,395
Charlie?
433
00:13:36,463 --> 00:13:39,097
Hey.
434
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,866
Oh, my God, what are
you doing down here?
435
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:43,901
Did you follow me all the
way to the Jersey Shore?
436
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,903
No! No, I swear.
437
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:48,071
I'm just out here...
but that's cool!
438
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:50,207
Can you believe we're...
That's like destiny!
439
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:53,243
What... What's in your hand?
440
00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:54,311
Something stupid I found.
441
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,346
No big deal.
442
00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:57,548
Can I see it?
443
00:13:57,616 --> 00:14:00,217
Yeah.
444
00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:01,519
Wow.
445
00:14:01,587 --> 00:14:03,688
That's really beautiful.
446
00:14:03,757 --> 00:14:04,756
(laughs)
447
00:14:04,825 --> 00:14:06,992
I'll tell you what, I mean...
I think that's a pretty rare
448
00:14:07,061 --> 00:14:09,728
one, but you can
keep it if you want.
449
00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:11,130
Thanks, Charlie.
450
00:14:11,199 --> 00:14:12,599
Sure.
451
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,167
(laughs)
452
00:14:15,236 --> 00:14:17,169
So you going to insult
me and walk away?
453
00:14:17,237 --> 00:14:19,637
Or, or what's going on here?
454
00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:22,806
No, I, um...
I don't, I don't know, you know?
455
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,909
I love the beach so much,
and it's so beautiful.
456
00:14:25,977 --> 00:14:30,679
I could probably just hang
out here for a little while.
457
00:14:30,748 --> 00:14:34,015
Cool.
458
00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:36,051
Just don't go under
the boardwalk.
459
00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:38,753
Okay.
460
00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:42,457
Guys, this is Dennis and Dee.
461
00:14:42,526 --> 00:14:45,060
I told them they could
roll with us tonight.
462
00:14:45,129 --> 00:14:46,729
Yeah, uh, hi.
463
00:14:46,797 --> 00:14:50,632
Yeah, we're, uh, looking forward
to partying with you all tonight.
464
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,401
Does Bobby know about this?
465
00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:53,968
Don't worry, they're cool.
466
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:55,036
Yeah.
467
00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:57,705
So, uh... what are we getting
into tonight, you guys?
468
00:14:57,774 --> 00:14:58,706
Yeah!
469
00:14:58,775 --> 00:15:00,508
Just waiting for Bobby.
470
00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:02,510
Then we're gonna hit
the liquor store.
471
00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:03,411
All right, cool.
472
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,913
Yeah, well, you can't have
a party without liquor.
473
00:15:04,981 --> 00:15:05,613
That's right.
474
00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:06,280
So yeah.
475
00:15:06,349 --> 00:15:07,281
Let's hit the liquor store.
476
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:08,082
(Dee gasps)
477
00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:09,250
(giggles nervously)
478
00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:11,752
BOBBY: Who the hell
are these two?
479
00:15:11,821 --> 00:15:15,055
Well, you're Bobby, I guess.
480
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:18,960
Uh, we are just new acquaintances
of your friend Stephanie over here.
481
00:15:19,029 --> 00:15:20,495
Harmless people.
482
00:15:20,564 --> 00:15:21,497
You guys cool?
483
00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:22,498
Yeah.
484
00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:26,201
Well, I hate to toot my own horn,
but I am pretty cool, Bobby.
485
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,569
(laughing)
486
00:15:27,638 --> 00:15:28,570
Hit that.
487
00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:31,540
Yeah.
488
00:15:31,609 --> 00:15:33,675
And I can tell by the way
you're staring at me that
489
00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:35,244
you're wondering
if I'm cool, too.
490
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:36,212
Ooh.
491
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,048
I'm just going to go ahead and nip
that in the bud right now, so...
492
00:15:39,116 --> 00:15:40,716
(Dee groans)
493
00:15:40,785 --> 00:15:42,351
Oh, shit.
494
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:43,586
That does not taste like weed.
495
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:44,587
It burns a lot.
496
00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:45,722
It's angel dust.
497
00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:48,591
Angel... Dust.
498
00:15:48,659 --> 00:15:50,593
Embrace the night.
499
00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:57,632
What's over there?
500
00:15:57,701 --> 00:16:00,702
♪ Just can't seem to get
my mind off of you ♪
501
00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:04,072
(laughing)
502
00:16:04,141 --> 00:16:05,640
Beer, beer, beer, beer!
503
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,642
All right, you guys
ready to get it?
504
00:16:07,711 --> 00:16:08,643
Yes, yes!
505
00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:10,345
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
506
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:11,946
No!
507
00:16:12,015 --> 00:16:13,148
Yeah!
508
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:14,282
Wha...?
509
00:16:14,351 --> 00:16:15,650
What's happening?
510
00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:16,751
What's happening?
511
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:20,521
(cheering)
512
00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:27,862
♪ Vacation all I ever wanted vacation,
had to get away
513
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,965
♪ Vacation meant to be spent alone ♪
514
00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:30,932
Hi!
515
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:32,968
(laughing)
516
00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:34,502
(gunshots)
517
00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:36,838
(screaming)
518
00:16:36,907 --> 00:16:37,939
Drive!
519
00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:38,840
Drive now!
520
00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:40,175
You! Drive!
521
00:16:40,244 --> 00:16:41,176
Drive!
522
00:16:41,245 --> 00:16:42,310
Drive!
523
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:44,646
Drive!
524
00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:47,516
(cheering, whistling)
525
00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:48,517
Thanks, man.
526
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:53,055
Thanks, bro.
527
00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:53,956
Hurry it up.
528
00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:54,991
Hurry up!
529
00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:58,728
Hurry up!
530
00:16:58,797 --> 00:16:59,829
(screams)
531
00:16:59,898 --> 00:17:00,830
Oh, my God!
532
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:01,832
Shut her up!
533
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:02,833
You pick him up.
534
00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:03,500
Okay!
535
00:17:03,569 --> 00:17:04,167
Pick him up.
536
00:17:04,236 --> 00:17:04,835
Pick him up?
537
00:17:04,904 --> 00:17:06,771
Go get him!
538
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:08,439
(whistling)
539
00:17:08,508 --> 00:17:11,843
♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, had to get away ♪
540
00:17:11,911 --> 00:17:13,844
Rum ham!
541
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:22,718
♪ Vacation, all I ever
wanted Vacation... ♪
542
00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:24,687
Dig, come on, dig!
543
00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:25,688
(frantic shouting)
544
00:17:25,756 --> 00:17:26,588
Dig! Hurry up!
545
00:17:26,657 --> 00:17:27,355
Dig! Shut up!
546
00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:28,356
Shut up and dig!
547
00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:30,358
(screams)
548
00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:31,359
Bobby!
549
00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:32,394
Shoot 'em!
550
00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:33,395
(Bobby yelling)
551
00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:34,797
Shoot 'em!
552
00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:42,572
♪ ... had to get away, vacation,
meant to be spent alone
553
00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:50,114
Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪
Vacation, had to get away Vacation,
554
00:17:50,183 --> 00:17:52,951
meant to be spent alone... ♪
555
00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:01,826
(sighs)
556
00:18:01,894 --> 00:18:03,761
Oh, my God, Charlie!
557
00:18:03,829 --> 00:18:04,761
Hey.
558
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:05,762
What a night.
559
00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:06,663
(laughs)
560
00:18:06,732 --> 00:18:09,365
What the...
Did you rape me last night?
561
00:18:09,434 --> 00:18:11,367
What? No.
562
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,368
Gross, no!
563
00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:17,507
Then... Okay, why am I waking up
next to you on a deserted beach?
564
00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:19,509
'Cause we fell asleep
here last night.
565
00:18:19,578 --> 00:18:21,011
What's going on with you?
566
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:25,416
Oh, my God. I was...
I was on Ecstasy last night, Charlie.
567
00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:27,719
You have to tell me
everything that happened.
568
00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:29,788
Oh!
569
00:18:29,856 --> 00:18:31,990
Boy, you're really
off the wagon, huh?
570
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:34,026
Drinking, drugs... Oh, my God.
571
00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:35,561
Well, it was a cool night.
572
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:38,464
I mean, we laughed, we collected
sea specimens, we drank some
573
00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:41,367
ocean, you got a little sick
from drinking the ocean.
574
00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:42,368
I loved it, though.
575
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:44,770
That sounds really
weird and gross.
576
00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:46,939
Oh, really?
577
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:48,941
Well, I suppose now you think
this is weird and gross.
578
00:18:49,009 --> 00:18:51,209
Oh my God, Charlie, come on!
579
00:18:51,278 --> 00:18:53,378
What?
580
00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:55,380
Hang on a second,
where you going?
581
00:18:55,449 --> 00:18:56,548
Uh, let's see.
582
00:18:56,617 --> 00:18:59,284
Last night I lived out one
of my actual nightmares.
583
00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,286
So I'm going to go,
and take a shower.
584
00:19:01,355 --> 00:19:02,287
Well, hang on.
585
00:19:02,356 --> 00:19:04,256
Hang on a second.
586
00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:06,225
I suppose you want this back.
587
00:19:06,294 --> 00:19:07,226
What is that?
588
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:08,227
That's a jewel you gave me.
589
00:19:08,296 --> 00:19:10,129
You said you wanted
me to have it.
590
00:19:10,198 --> 00:19:13,032
Charlie, that's a piece
of a broken glass bottle.
591
00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,267
All right.
592
00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:16,269
Well, maybe I'll see you
Friday or something.
593
00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:17,270
No!
594
00:19:17,338 --> 00:19:19,538
No!
595
00:19:19,607 --> 00:19:20,706
Okay.
596
00:19:20,775 --> 00:19:22,841
Hmm.
597
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,411
I guess that's just summer love.
598
00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,546
Crazy.
599
00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:30,115
Bro, our night was
way more amazing.
600
00:19:30,184 --> 00:19:31,016
And it actually happened.
601
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,518
What do you mean, it
actually happened?
602
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:33,352
Why do you keep saying that?
603
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,953
You don't think I spent the
night with the waitress?
604
00:19:35,022 --> 00:19:35,620
No!
605
00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:37,022
Then where'd I get this, dude?
606
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:37,722
Where'd I get that?
607
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:40,725
I assume you got it out of the trash, or
dug it out of a storm drain somewhere.
608
00:19:40,794 --> 00:19:44,495
I don't believe you're not...
Whoa! Here they come.
609
00:19:44,564 --> 00:19:46,497
Okay. All right.
610
00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:47,498
Everyone get in the car!
611
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:48,166
Go, let's go!
612
00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:48,866
Get in the car!
613
00:19:48,935 --> 00:19:49,767
Come on, come on, come on!
614
00:19:49,836 --> 00:19:50,988
Guys, you will not believe
the night we had!
615
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:53,614
I don't care, there is no meaning
to life anymore.
616
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,587
It takes a classy man
to admit when he was wrong.
617
00:19:55,707 --> 00:19:58,223
- And I was wrong. I love the Jersey Shore.
- Oh, you love it?
618
00:19:58,343 --> 00:20:03,200
Oh, you love it so much here, get in the
goddamn car, you fat fat ass, fat fat ass.
619
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,794
***
620
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,849
Oh, man, they talk awesome.
621
00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:10,360
I don't know why these guys get
such a bad rep. It's pretty cool.
622
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,849
Let me tell you something, Mac.
623
00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:15,300
There are far worse people in Jersey Shore
than the cast of The Jersey Shore.
624
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:18,767
It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town
filled with horrible people.
625
00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:21,966
I don't know about that.
I think it's a magical town.
626
00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:23,963
Hell yeah.
627
00:20:24,787 --> 00:20:26,636
Beautiful magical town.
628
00:20:28,674 --> 00:20:39,106
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