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DENNIS: Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee!
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Sweet Dee, Sweet Dee, Sweet Dee,
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Sweet Dee, Sweet Dee, Sweet Dee!
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Sweet Dee, Sweet Dee, Sweet
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SWEET DEE: What?!
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Hey!
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Hey...
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What the hell is this?
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh-oh.
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And so it begins.
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Mmm...
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What are you talking about?
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I got a cat, so what?
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Congratulations, Dee.
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You've begun your transformation
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into "Crazy Cat Lady."
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I didn't begin a
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transformation.
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I just, I just got a cat 'cause
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I wanted something to hang out
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with.
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I don't have, you know,
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a roommate or anything.
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I don't really have anyone to
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talk to, so I...
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If you listen to yourself,
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you would realize you're only
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strengthening our argument.
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Okay, what do you want?
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We need a big bowl for
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popcorn.
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Yeah!
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Mac and Dennis movie night!
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Tuesday night's movie night!
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We're doing Predator, again.
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You guys don't have a bowl?
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Uh, we don't have a big one,
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no.
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All right, be careful!
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(dishes breaking)
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Come on!
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You serious?
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Oh, here we go.
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Man, you found it.
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Why'd you guys have to both come
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over here to get one bowl?
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It's more fun if we
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both come.
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Yeah, I was gonna hold the
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bowl, Dennis was gonna stand
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next to me and make snide
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comments.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Uh, oh, you look like a bird.
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That's one.
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Eh, old, make a new one.
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It's an oldie but goodie.
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It's an oldie but goodie.
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You know, he comes up with
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good ones.
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I know, that was a good one.
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I don't understand why you can't
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make snide remarks and hold a
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bowl at the same time, though.
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It doesn't make sense.
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You're fixating too much on
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the bowl aspect of it.
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Put it this way.
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If the two of us didn't come
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together, what if one of us were
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to get into a jam?
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It'd be silly not to have the
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other one there.
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Silly, Dennis?
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That sounds downright dangerous.
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See, you'll never get out of a
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jam because you got no friends.
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Well, you're a spinster.
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A lonely spinster.
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With a cat.
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Those are all funny.
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It's funny 'cause I feel like
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you guys are two codependent
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losers who are so wrapped up in
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each other that it's hard for
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you to see how pathetic your
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lives are.
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It's like you're an old married
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couple.
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No, Dee.
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We're more like a dynamic duo.
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So, you don't think that two
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30-year-old men who spend every
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waking moment together is a
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little bit pathetic?
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We don't spend every waking
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moment together.
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What are you, crazy?
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Oh, you're right, I'm sorry.
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When's the last time you went
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more than an hour without seeing
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each other?
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All the time.
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Every day.
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Yeah.
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Without checking in?
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Without checking... that's...
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he always checks in with me.
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Yeah... yeah, yeah.
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He likes to have me check in.
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Enjoy that movie, boners.
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She doesn't know anything
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about friendship, dude.
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No, how could she?
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She doesn't have any friends.
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Old married couple.
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That's what she called it.
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(laughing)
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey-ho!
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Yo, where you been?!
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What do you mean?
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I was getting the movie.
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Yeah, but you weren't
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answering any of my calls.
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I've been, I've been calling you
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sort of over and over again.
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I was having a conversation
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with the video store clerk.
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Yeah, but I texted you
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911, dude.
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That means it's an emergency.
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Yeah, I saw that.
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Yeah.
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What was the emergency, Mac?
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Well, I couldn't get in touch
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with you, dude.
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I almost called the police.
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The police?!
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That's a bit of an overreaction.
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I was gone for what, an hour?
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Yeah, but I thought we had
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a deal.
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You know, you would check in
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every once in a while and then
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that way I would know that you
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were okay.
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Okay, I'm okay.
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Uh, I'm sorry, can we watch the
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movie?
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Yeah, great, sure.
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The Transporter 2?
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Yeah, I, look, man, I...
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I know you wanted to see
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Predator again but I feel like
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we've seen that 30 times in the
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last two months and thought
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maybe we could mix things up.
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Video store clerk guy said this
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movie's awesome, so...
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The video store clerk guy.
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I feel like you won't stop
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talking about him.
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I asked him for a movie
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recommendation, okay?
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Yeah, you got one.
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It's really not that big
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of a deal.
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Well, the big deal, Dennis,
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is that I wasn't even consulted
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on the decision, okay?
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And this is a big deal to me,
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as well.
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It's also my night.
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Plus, Transporter 2?
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We haven't seen Transporter 1
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which means we'll be completely
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lost...
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I doubt it.
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Plus, Jason Statham's
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physique is nothing like the
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line-up in Predator.
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Okay, will you stop?
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I don't want to have
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conversations anymore about
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dudes' physiques and whether
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they can...
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Dennis, in body mass alone...
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That's what I was trying
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to avoid.
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A conversation about body
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mass, okay?
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We've had that conversation five
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times a day for the last month
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because we keep watching
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Predator and all you talk about
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is Weathers and Jesse "The Body"
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Ventura and how many pounds they
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can pack on...
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It's important to pack
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on mass.
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You're talking about
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carbo-loading.
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I don't want to, I don't want
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to have this conversation with
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you anymore.
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No, you'd rather have
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conversations with video store
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clerks.
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You know what, man, if you
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don't wanna watch the movie with
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me, that's fine.
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I will watch it by myself.
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Goddamn it!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is
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this coming from?
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I have been thinking a lot
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about what Dee said and I
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do think...
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(sighs)
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....maybe we are spending a
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little bit too much time
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together.
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Wh-What are you saying?
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I'm saying that I feel
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like we're in a little bit
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of a rut and... I feel like I'm
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not flourishing.
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Well, far be it from me to,
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uh, keep the flower of you from
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flourishing.
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But, uh, I guess I'll grab my
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shit and stay at Charlie's.
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Wait.
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Don't do that.
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I feel like I'm the one that got
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us into this mess.
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Okay, so you'll stay at
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Charlie's then.
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No.
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You should stay there because
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you already said that you would.
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Also, I have more stuff.
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It'll take me longer to pack and
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it'll be easier.
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(doorbell ringing)
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Hi, I'm responding to a
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missing persons report.
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I'll pack my things.
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(knocking on door)
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Hey!
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(giddy laughter)
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Hey-ho!
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What's the matter with you?
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What are you doing here?
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I came to hang out with you.
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I thought it was movie night.
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Yeah, it is movie night but,
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uh, Mac and I are taking a
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little bit of a break.
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I was thinking about what you
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were saying-- you were right.
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I wasn't spending enough time by
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myself.
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I wasn't being an independent
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individual.
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I wasn't flourishing!
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So, let's watch a movie
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together, you and me.
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Yeah, I'm kind of in the
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middle of something with my cat
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right now.
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Oh! Okay, well, yeah.
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I like cats.
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Let's bring him into the mix.
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Uh, can't do that.
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He is in the wall somewhere.
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He's in the wall?!
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Yeah, I think he got into
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the wall.
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Wow.
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Well, that's a bummer, but I'm
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sure he'll come out at some
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some point.
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Got himself in there, I'm sure
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he'll get himself out.
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Or he won't.
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And he'll die in there and
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you'll have a dead cat smell for
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a while.
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But listen, I'm gonna help you
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out of that jam.
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Open the windows and get some
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scented candles going, maybe get
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a big fan in here and then
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he'll decompose and everything
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will be fine-- boom!
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That's what it's like to have
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a sidekick.
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Helped you out of a jam.
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(cat meowing distantly)
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In the meantime, let's watch
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a movie.
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I wanna, I wanna...
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Just wanna watch a movie with
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you.
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Could we do that?
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Why don't you just put your
310
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trash into a trash can?
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I put it in the trash can
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when I'm ready to take it
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outside, dude.
314
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Yeah, but you could skip a
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step by first putting it into
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the can.
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And you can shut the hell up,
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man.
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Okay-- and Jesus Christ,
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Frank, are you cutting your
321
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toenails with a steak knife?
322
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Oh, I suppose you have a
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problem with that, too.
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FRANK: Aah! Oh!
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Oh-oh!
326
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Botched toe!
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I botched that one.
328
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Ooh, that's a botch job.
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That's bleeding.
330
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I need some trash to plug up
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the cut.
332
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Do not plug an open wound
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with trash.
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It's bleeding like a sieve.
335
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Then, use your sock, bro.
336
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Oh, don't waste a good sock
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on a tiny little cut.
338
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I'll find you a candy wrapper if
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you give me a second.
340
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Whoa.
341
00:07:47,873 --> 00:07:48,873
Oh, wait a minute.
342
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That's... that's working.
343
00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:52,644
It's acting like a cut glove.
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(groans) Unbelievable, dude.
345
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Wasted a sock!
346
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There are so many things that
347
00:07:56,182 --> 00:07:57,415
are going to need to change now
348
00:07:57,483 --> 00:07:58,349
that I'm living here, okay?
349
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You hearing this shit, bro?
350
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Well, you know, he's got some
351
00:08:00,486 --> 00:08:01,419
good ideas.
352
00:08:01,487 --> 00:08:02,420
What?!
353
00:08:02,488 --> 00:08:03,321
Maybe it wouldn't be bad if
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he moved in.
355
00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:05,056
Are you serious, dude?
356
00:08:05,124 --> 00:08:06,091
I could use a little
357
00:08:06,158 --> 00:08:07,192
structure in my life here.
358
00:08:07,259 --> 00:08:08,359
I mean, look at all the trash
359
00:08:08,427 --> 00:08:09,260
all over the place.
360
00:08:09,328 --> 00:08:10,095
Oh, I love the trash!
361
00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:10,995
He's cleaning up the trash.
362
00:08:11,063 --> 00:08:12,263
(phone ringing)
363
00:08:12,331 --> 00:08:13,298
I don't want...
364
00:08:13,365 --> 00:08:14,432
Oh, uh...!
365
00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,266
Is that Dennis?
366
00:08:15,334 --> 00:08:16,434
I don't know who it is.
367
00:08:16,502 --> 00:08:17,602
I haven't answered the phone.
368
00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:18,870
Are you going to answer it?
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00:08:18,938 --> 00:08:19,804
Unbelievable, dude.
370
00:08:19,872 --> 00:08:20,805
I'm just going to get it.
371
00:08:20,873 --> 00:08:21,506
Hello?
372
00:08:21,574 --> 00:08:22,407
Hey, buddy.
373
00:08:22,475 --> 00:08:23,408
How you doing?
374
00:08:23,476 --> 00:08:24,676
Oh, Mac is being annoying as
375
00:08:24,743 --> 00:08:25,577
shit.
376
00:08:25,644 --> 00:08:26,511
That him?
377
00:08:26,579 --> 00:08:27,912
Mac's being annoying?
378
00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:28,913
That's a big surprise.
379
00:08:28,981 --> 00:08:29,848
He bossing you around a whole
380
00:08:29,915 --> 00:08:30,548
bunch?
381
00:08:30,616 --> 00:08:31,616
Totally bossing me around.
382
00:08:31,684 --> 00:08:32,550
Yeah, typical.
383
00:08:32,618 --> 00:08:33,485
It's what he does.
384
00:08:33,552 --> 00:08:35,353
It's what he does.
385
00:08:35,421 --> 00:08:36,888
Did he mention me?
386
00:08:36,956 --> 00:08:37,889
No.
387
00:08:37,957 --> 00:08:38,990
No? Really?
388
00:08:39,058 --> 00:08:40,492
He didn't say anything at all
389
00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,793
about me or...?
390
00:08:41,861 --> 00:08:42,527
What is this, dude?
391
00:08:42,595 --> 00:08:43,628
Did you call me just to talk
392
00:08:43,696 --> 00:08:44,329
about Mac, okay?
393
00:08:44,396 --> 00:08:45,263
Because I don't want to
394
00:08:45,331 --> 00:08:45,997
talk about Mac with you.
395
00:08:46,065 --> 00:08:46,798
Is he talking about me?
396
00:08:46,866 --> 00:08:47,465
No, no, no, no!
397
00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:48,366
Tell him I'm not talking
398
00:08:48,434 --> 00:08:48,900
about him.
399
00:08:48,968 --> 00:08:49,701
Tell him I'm not talking about
400
00:08:49,768 --> 00:08:50,168
him at all.
401
00:08:50,236 --> 00:08:50,869
I'm not telling him
402
00:08:50,936 --> 00:08:51,302
shit, dude.
403
00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:52,070
I'm going to hang up the phone
404
00:08:52,138 --> 00:08:52,403
on you.
405
00:08:52,471 --> 00:08:53,238
No, no, Charlie, don't hang
406
00:08:53,305 --> 00:08:53,872
up the phone-- no!
407
00:08:53,939 --> 00:08:54,906
I didn't call to talk about Mac.
408
00:08:54,974 --> 00:08:55,707
I swear to God, dude.
409
00:08:55,774 --> 00:08:56,174
Please, come on.
410
00:08:56,242 --> 00:08:57,175
I could care less about
411
00:08:57,243 --> 00:08:57,775
that guy.
412
00:08:57,843 --> 00:08:58,510
You kidding me?
413
00:08:58,577 --> 00:08:59,344
Called to talk to you.
414
00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:00,478
Wanted to see if you wanted to
415
00:09:00,546 --> 00:09:01,346
come over to Dee's apartment.
416
00:09:01,413 --> 00:09:02,280
We're doing a movie night.
417
00:09:02,348 --> 00:09:03,281
Charlie, hang up the phone.
418
00:09:03,349 --> 00:09:04,048
Oh, my God, dude.
419
00:09:04,116 --> 00:09:04,816
I'll be right over.
420
00:09:04,884 --> 00:09:05,517
Hang up the phone.
421
00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:07,652
Yes, yeah, yes!
422
00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,088
(sighing): Yes.
423
00:09:10,156 --> 00:09:12,423
Hey, Dee, Charlie's coming over.
424
00:09:12,491 --> 00:09:14,125
I don't care.
425
00:09:14,193 --> 00:09:14,992
Yeah, shit.
426
00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,928
I don't care either.
427
00:09:20,295 --> 00:09:21,362
I am so excited to watch this
428
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,131
movie without Mac.
429
00:09:23,198 --> 00:09:24,365
He is so annoying.
430
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,400
He's always constantly
431
00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:26,801
critiquing the fight scenes and
432
00:09:26,869 --> 00:09:27,802
talking about how he could
433
00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:28,803
choreograph the fight scenes
434
00:09:28,871 --> 00:09:29,804
so much better than they could,
435
00:09:29,872 --> 00:09:30,438
which is ridiculous.
436
00:09:30,506 --> 00:09:31,305
He doesn't know shit.
437
00:09:31,373 --> 00:09:31,839
(cat meows)
438
00:09:31,907 --> 00:09:32,740
Ooh, Dennis!
439
00:09:32,808 --> 00:09:33,741
I pinpointed him.
440
00:09:33,809 --> 00:09:34,809
Dee, will you forget the
441
00:09:34,877 --> 00:09:36,043
goddamn cat for a second and
442
00:09:36,111 --> 00:09:37,211
listen to all the interesting
443
00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:38,079
things I have to say?
444
00:09:38,147 --> 00:09:39,080
You're being the worst sidekick
445
00:09:39,148 --> 00:09:39,781
right now.
446
00:09:39,848 --> 00:09:40,548
No, you're being the worst
447
00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:41,282
sidekick.
448
00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:42,417
I thought sidekicks were
449
00:09:42,484 --> 00:09:43,251
supposed to help each other out
450
00:09:43,318 --> 00:09:44,085
of jams.
451
00:09:44,153 --> 00:09:45,119
Right, I did help you out of
452
00:09:45,187 --> 00:09:45,920
a jam.
453
00:09:45,988 --> 00:09:46,921
I told you what to do with your
454
00:09:46,989 --> 00:09:48,022
dead stinking cat.
455
00:09:48,090 --> 00:09:49,490
No, no, no, no, come on.
456
00:09:49,558 --> 00:09:50,825
Oh, I lost him!
457
00:09:50,893 --> 00:09:51,859
I lost him, Dennis.
458
00:09:51,927 --> 00:09:52,727
Thanks a lot.
459
00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:54,162
Oh, do me a favor.
460
00:09:54,229 --> 00:09:55,997
Peel this apple for me, please.
461
00:09:56,064 --> 00:09:57,031
No!
462
00:09:57,099 --> 00:09:58,166
No, I'm not going to peel an
463
00:09:58,233 --> 00:09:59,133
apple for you.
464
00:09:59,201 --> 00:10:00,401
But Mac always does it for
465
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,269
me.
466
00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:02,136
Why does Mac peel your apples
467
00:10:02,204 --> 00:10:03,070
for you?
468
00:10:03,138 --> 00:10:04,405
He doesn't like for me to eat
469
00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,773
the apples with the skin on it.
470
00:10:05,841 --> 00:10:06,741
He says the skin's loaded with
471
00:10:06,809 --> 00:10:07,542
toxins.
472
00:10:07,609 --> 00:10:08,376
Okay, well, good news.
473
00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:09,177
Mac's not here.
474
00:10:09,244 --> 00:10:10,111
I know he's not here, and
475
00:10:10,179 --> 00:10:11,212
that's why I need you to do it
476
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,346
for me, please, please.
477
00:10:12,414 --> 00:10:13,181
Oh, Jesus.
478
00:10:13,248 --> 00:10:14,582
Just eat it with the skin on it.
479
00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:15,249
I do not like it with the
480
00:10:15,317 --> 00:10:15,917
skin, Dee!
481
00:10:15,984 --> 00:10:16,784
I'm not allowed to eat it with
482
00:10:16,852 --> 00:10:17,552
the skin!
483
00:10:17,619 --> 00:10:18,586
I'm not allowed!
484
00:10:18,654 --> 00:10:19,654
Oh, my God.
485
00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:20,555
All right.
486
00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:21,923
If you just shut up, I will peel
487
00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,224
the apple for you the way that
488
00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:24,692
Mac likes you to eat it.
489
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,293
Give it to me.
490
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,027
Give it to me!
491
00:10:26,094 --> 00:10:27,195
I'll do it the way that Mac
492
00:10:27,262 --> 00:10:28,763
insists, okay?
493
00:10:28,831 --> 00:10:31,732
Yeah.
494
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,334
Hey!
495
00:10:33,402 --> 00:10:34,535
Is that Charlie?
496
00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:35,670
Charlie's in the house.
497
00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:37,171
Charlie's in the house.
498
00:10:37,239 --> 00:10:38,105
Hey.
499
00:10:38,173 --> 00:10:40,308
(laughing): Hey.
500
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,209
Hey, you want a skinless apple,
501
00:10:41,276 --> 00:10:41,909
bud?
502
00:10:41,977 --> 00:10:42,543
Yup.
503
00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:43,711
Two skinless apples, Dee.
504
00:10:43,779 --> 00:10:44,712
Let's fire the movie up.
505
00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:46,180
It's movie night.
506
00:10:46,248 --> 00:10:47,715
Here's your apple, dick.
507
00:10:47,783 --> 00:10:49,350
(laughing): All right, yeah.
508
00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:50,151
Where's mine?
509
00:10:50,219 --> 00:10:51,085
Are you kidding me?
510
00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:52,253
You can peel your own apple,
511
00:10:52,321 --> 00:10:54,422
Charlie.
512
00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:55,990
She's in a little bit of a
513
00:10:56,058 --> 00:10:57,058
mood because her cat got stuck
514
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:57,959
in the wall.
515
00:10:58,026 --> 00:10:59,760
Cat in the wall, eh?
516
00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:01,496
Okay, now you're talking my
517
00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:02,697
language.
518
00:11:02,764 --> 00:11:03,698
I know this game.
519
00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:05,132
All right, catch me up to speed
520
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,267
here-- what do we got?
521
00:11:06,335 --> 00:11:07,101
You're putting Cheeto fingers
522
00:11:07,169 --> 00:11:07,835
all over the wall.
523
00:11:07,903 --> 00:11:08,903
All right, let's focus, Dee.
524
00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,037
What's the point of entry here?
525
00:11:10,105 --> 00:11:10,938
That's the thing, Charlie.
526
00:11:11,006 --> 00:11:11,739
I've been looking all around
527
00:11:11,807 --> 00:11:12,540
this goddamn place.
528
00:11:12,608 --> 00:11:13,374
I can't find one.
529
00:11:13,442 --> 00:11:13,975
All right.
530
00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:14,675
I've seen this before.
531
00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:15,376
You know what happened?
532
00:11:15,444 --> 00:11:16,711
I bet it flattened itself out,
533
00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:17,745
went right through a seam in
534
00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:18,746
your wall.
535
00:11:18,814 --> 00:11:19,747
I don't think there's
536
00:11:19,815 --> 00:11:20,882
anything in the laws of nature
537
00:11:20,949 --> 00:11:21,816
that would support that.
538
00:11:21,884 --> 00:11:23,084
Cats do not abide by the laws
539
00:11:23,151 --> 00:11:24,151
of nature, right?
540
00:11:24,219 --> 00:11:24,986
You don't know shit about...
541
00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:25,887
Hey, we're still going to
542
00:11:25,954 --> 00:11:26,988
watch the movie, right, man?
543
00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:28,523
Uh... mmm, okay.
544
00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:29,857
I think it's stuck in there.
545
00:11:29,925 --> 00:11:31,526
No, it is not stuck.
546
00:11:31,593 --> 00:11:32,627
All right, let's focus on what's
547
00:11:32,694 --> 00:11:33,728
happening with the cat, all
548
00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:34,495
right?
549
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:35,796
It made a conscious decision to
550
00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:36,764
go in your wall, correct?
551
00:11:36,832 --> 00:11:37,498
Really?
552
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,799
Absolutely, absolutely.
553
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:39,800
It chose to be in there.
554
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:40,801
It wants to be in your wall,
555
00:11:40,869 --> 00:11:41,669
Dee.
556
00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:42,470
Thinking about getting some
557
00:11:42,538 --> 00:11:43,404
catnip, and I was going to...
558
00:11:43,472 --> 00:11:44,405
No, no, no, don't do that.
559
00:11:44,473 --> 00:11:45,206
Don't do that.
560
00:11:45,274 --> 00:11:46,040
It's going to know that's a
561
00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:47,041
trap, Dee, okay?
562
00:11:47,109 --> 00:11:47,808
That's going to irritate the
563
00:11:47,876 --> 00:11:48,910
cat, and then it's going to dig
564
00:11:48,977 --> 00:11:49,710
itself down further.
565
00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:50,678
We may never get to it, okay?
566
00:11:50,746 --> 00:11:51,212
You serious?
567
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,013
Let's start thinking like a
568
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:52,880
cat here, all right?
569
00:11:52,948 --> 00:11:53,781
You know, we... we need another
570
00:11:53,849 --> 00:11:54,949
cat.
571
00:11:55,017 --> 00:11:56,017
That's what we need.
572
00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:56,951
Here's what we're going to do.
573
00:11:57,019 --> 00:11:57,852
I'm going to crack a little hole
574
00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:58,319
in your wall.
575
00:11:58,387 --> 00:11:59,086
Tiny one-- it'll be cool.
576
00:11:59,154 --> 00:12:00,087
And then I'm going to slip a
577
00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:01,255
second cat in with a string tied
578
00:12:01,323 --> 00:12:02,056
around it.
579
00:12:02,124 --> 00:12:02,890
Those two will become
580
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:03,591
codependent.
581
00:12:03,659 --> 00:12:04,525
Then I'll rip the second cat
582
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:05,660
out, and the first one
583
00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:06,561
hopefully-- hopefully!--
584
00:12:06,628 --> 00:12:07,428
will follow.
585
00:12:07,496 --> 00:12:08,396
Hey, hey, hey, hey, man.
586
00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:09,130
Hey.
587
00:12:09,197 --> 00:12:09,797
I'm sorry.
588
00:12:09,865 --> 00:12:10,531
I don't mean to keep bugging
589
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,399
you, but you didn't tell me what
590
00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:11,799
to do.
591
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:12,867
Do you want me to start it now,
592
00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:13,668
or you want me to wait?
593
00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:14,135
I'll wait.
594
00:12:14,202 --> 00:12:14,635
Yeah, start it.
595
00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:15,536
But I want to watch it with
596
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,470
you-- I mean, I will wait.
597
00:12:16,538 --> 00:12:17,204
Just start the movie, man,
598
00:12:17,272 --> 00:12:18,105
'cause I'm having a conversation
599
00:12:18,173 --> 00:12:18,940
here!
600
00:12:19,007 --> 00:12:20,241
All day.
601
00:12:20,309 --> 00:12:21,275
All right, where are we going to
602
00:12:21,343 --> 00:12:22,009
get this other cat?
603
00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:22,810
Oh, I can get you
604
00:12:22,878 --> 00:12:23,210
another cat.
605
00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:24,045
I got followed here by, like,
606
00:12:24,112 --> 00:12:24,612
ten cats.
607
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,713
Yeah, they're starting to follow
608
00:12:25,781 --> 00:12:26,581
me these days.
609
00:12:26,648 --> 00:12:28,583
I... you know, I don't want
610
00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:30,618
you to miss the setup.
611
00:12:30,686 --> 00:12:32,520
(mouthing): Wow.
612
00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:33,921
I got everything.
613
00:12:33,989 --> 00:12:36,123
All the groceries, no cat food.
614
00:12:36,191 --> 00:12:36,958
(laughs)
615
00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:38,259
And I bumped into that guy at
616
00:12:38,327 --> 00:12:39,594
the video store.
617
00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:40,895
Beefcake?
618
00:12:40,963 --> 00:12:42,630
Total jerk-off.
619
00:12:42,698 --> 00:12:44,432
Whew... Nice.
620
00:12:44,499 --> 00:12:45,666
Hey.
621
00:12:45,734 --> 00:12:47,335
This place is tits.
622
00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:48,169
Yeah, right?
623
00:12:48,236 --> 00:12:49,337
Huh? You did a great job.
624
00:12:49,404 --> 00:12:50,237
Thank you.
625
00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:51,339
Whoa, Frank, no!
626
00:12:51,406 --> 00:12:51,906
What?
627
00:12:51,974 --> 00:12:52,840
Oh, God, dude.
628
00:12:52,908 --> 00:12:54,075
The skin of those things is
629
00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:55,476
riddled with toxins.
630
00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:56,477
(spitting)
631
00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:57,278
Yeah... (groans)
632
00:12:57,346 --> 00:12:58,212
Yeah, get it out, though.
633
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:58,980
Get it all out.
634
00:12:59,047 --> 00:12:59,747
(spitting)
635
00:12:59,815 --> 00:13:01,349
Whew! That was a close call.
636
00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:02,483
Good save.
637
00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:03,284
Hey, all right.
638
00:13:03,352 --> 00:13:04,118
Well, don't touch me with it.
639
00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:05,152
Hey, also, I cleaned out this
640
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:06,253
closet.
641
00:13:06,321 --> 00:13:07,755
I'm telling you, bro, we could
642
00:13:07,823 --> 00:13:08,856
fit a mattress in there.
643
00:13:08,924 --> 00:13:09,690
You and Charlie don't have to
644
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:10,424
sleep next to each other
645
00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:11,058
anymore.
646
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:12,393
Well, I... I kind of liked
647
00:13:12,461 --> 00:13:13,494
the other arrangement, though.
648
00:13:13,562 --> 00:13:14,962
That was pretty good.
649
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,831
Yeah, the other arrangement
650
00:13:16,898 --> 00:13:18,799
was... was not pretty good.
651
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:22,269
It was, um... it was, uh...
652
00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:23,404
What... uh, what's the word I'm
653
00:13:23,472 --> 00:13:24,238
looking for?
654
00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:25,006
Crazy.
655
00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:26,073
No, it's not... not crazy.
656
00:13:26,141 --> 00:13:27,108
It's like...
657
00:13:27,175 --> 00:13:28,109
Whack-a-doo.
658
00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:29,510
No, just stop.
659
00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:30,611
Whoa, what... what are you doing
660
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,812
now, dude?
661
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,780
What? I'm taking the toxic
662
00:13:32,848 --> 00:13:33,714
skin off.
663
00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:34,949
Yeah, but you're cutting it
664
00:13:35,017 --> 00:13:35,916
with your toe knife.
665
00:13:35,984 --> 00:13:36,851
Who gives a shit?
666
00:13:36,918 --> 00:13:37,952
Frank, that is disgusting.
667
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:38,919
What... what are you talking
668
00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:39,687
about?
669
00:13:39,755 --> 00:13:40,388
I'm throwing it out.
670
00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:41,589
Wait, you're throwing my toe
671
00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:42,356
knife out?
672
00:13:42,424 --> 00:13:43,090
Toe knife is gone.
673
00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:43,991
Why would you do that?
674
00:13:44,059 --> 00:13:45,159
Because you were cutting your
675
00:13:45,227 --> 00:13:46,227
fruit with it.
676
00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:47,094
What the hell's going on
677
00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:47,928
here?
678
00:13:47,996 --> 00:13:48,929
Look, Mac-- I mean, look, I-I
679
00:13:48,997 --> 00:13:49,964
think the cleaning up and
680
00:13:50,032 --> 00:13:51,399
throwing the trash away is good,
681
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:52,933
but the-- you know, the sleeping
682
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,669
arrangements and the plastic and
683
00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:56,170
throwing the toe knife out the
684
00:13:56,238 --> 00:13:57,371
window-- that's-- I'm not gonna
685
00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:58,806
put on airs just because I got
686
00:13:58,874 --> 00:13:59,807
company.
687
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,909
So, you think not eating cat
688
00:14:01,977 --> 00:14:03,244
food is putting on airs?
689
00:14:03,311 --> 00:14:04,245
You betcha.
690
00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:06,080
Look, I gotta take a walk.
691
00:14:06,148 --> 00:14:07,081
My head is swimming.
692
00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:08,082
That's fine.
693
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,083
Just make sure you, you know,
694
00:14:09,151 --> 00:14:10,084
check in, 'cause I haven't heard
695
00:14:10,152 --> 00:14:11,085
from Charlie and it is getting
696
00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:12,086
late.
697
00:14:12,154 --> 00:14:12,787
Yeah, right.
698
00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:13,487
Okay.
699
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:14,188
All right.
700
00:14:14,256 --> 00:14:16,190
Be safe.
701
00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:20,061
(men fighting on video)
702
00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:22,063
(rapid gunfire on video)
703
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,397
Okay. Dee.
704
00:14:23,465 --> 00:14:24,899
This little lady is a calico
705
00:14:24,966 --> 00:14:25,900
cat.
706
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:26,934
All calico cats are female.
707
00:14:27,002 --> 00:14:28,769
I'm gonna pop this little girl
708
00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:30,104
in your wall here, she's gonna
709
00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:31,105
meet your little fella...
710
00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:32,106
(cat hissing)
711
00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:33,441
....they're gonna bond, and then
712
00:14:33,508 --> 00:14:34,875
I'm gonna rip her out and he's
713
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:35,876
gonna come right afterwards.
714
00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:36,877
Are you sure?
715
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:37,878
Mm-hmm. Mmm, you hear that?
716
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:39,046
(cats mewling)
717
00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:40,081
Uh... I hear a squabble.
718
00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:41,082
(cats hissing)
719
00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:42,083
It's all part of the dance.
720
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:43,117
Okay, they do a little...
721
00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:44,118
(cats growling)
722
00:14:44,186 --> 00:14:45,386
They do a little-- Uh-oh!
723
00:14:45,454 --> 00:14:47,455
Crap.
724
00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:48,456
Thanks a lot, Charlie.
725
00:14:48,523 --> 00:14:49,290
Goddamn it!
726
00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:50,191
I knew I should've gotten a
727
00:14:50,258 --> 00:14:50,925
bird.
728
00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:51,625
A bird?!
729
00:14:51,693 --> 00:14:52,660
What are you gonna do with
730
00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:53,360
a bird?
731
00:14:53,428 --> 00:14:54,361
(mumbling): Hey, guys!
732
00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:55,730
I swallowed apple seeds.
733
00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:56,731
So what?
734
00:14:56,798 --> 00:14:57,598
Are they poisonous?
735
00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:58,432
Are you kidding me, dude?
736
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,200
They're extremely poisonous.
737
00:14:59,267 --> 00:14:59,900
They're absolutely not
738
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:00,601
poisonous.
739
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:01,435
Should I make myself
740
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:02,136
throw up?
741
00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:03,170
I would throw up now.
742
00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:04,505
Oh, goddamn it!
743
00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:05,539
Apple seeds, man, that's no
744
00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:06,540
good.
745
00:15:06,608 --> 00:15:07,374
Are you kidding me?
746
00:15:07,442 --> 00:15:08,375
Apple seeds-- yo!
747
00:15:08,443 --> 00:15:09,376
Hey.
748
00:15:09,444 --> 00:15:10,878
Oh, hi, come on in.
749
00:15:10,946 --> 00:15:13,347
So, uh, how's life with Mac?
750
00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:14,849
I'm off him.
751
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:15,850
He's too pushy.
752
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:16,851
Yeah, no shit.
753
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,018
You back on my team?
754
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:19,186
If there's room for me.
755
00:15:19,254 --> 00:15:20,421
There is always room for you,
756
00:15:20,489 --> 00:15:21,422
bud.
757
00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:22,857
Give it to me. Give it to me.
758
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:24,859
(both grunting)
759
00:15:24,926 --> 00:15:26,360
(laughing)
760
00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:27,361
Guys, guys, I can't throw up.
761
00:15:27,429 --> 00:15:28,496
Should I stick a finger down my
762
00:15:28,563 --> 00:15:29,497
throat?
763
00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:30,498
Yes!
764
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:31,665
Oh, my God, you guys we gotta...
765
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:32,500
(Dennis retching, heaving)
766
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:33,667
Oh, my-- we gotta get Mac and
767
00:15:33,735 --> 00:15:34,668
Dennis back together, okay?
768
00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:35,703
Because they are ruining all of
769
00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:36,704
our lives.
770
00:15:36,772 --> 00:15:37,705
What's the situation?
771
00:15:37,773 --> 00:15:39,039
I got two cats stuck inside
772
00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:40,274
this wall, can't get 'em out.
773
00:15:40,342 --> 00:15:41,942
You want to bring in a third?
774
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:42,943
I'm thinking maybe four.
775
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:43,944
What? No.
776
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:45,112
No! No, no more cats!
777
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,113
Hey, just, Frank, get out of
778
00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:47,214
here-- you're making it worse.
779
00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:47,915
Whoa, back off Frank.
780
00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:48,716
We work very well together,
781
00:15:48,784 --> 00:15:49,717
okay.
782
00:15:49,785 --> 00:15:50,551
We're the gruesome twosome.
783
00:15:50,619 --> 00:15:51,252
Gruesome twosome.
784
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:54,255
(both braying, yelling)
785
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,559
All right! Okay!
786
00:15:58,627 --> 00:16:00,060
All right, I'm gonna go and get
787
00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:01,095
Mac and Dennis back together.
788
00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:02,096
I'm gonna get a bird.
789
00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:03,264
I'm gonna get two cats out of my
790
00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:04,265
wall, then I'm going to go back
791
00:16:04,332 --> 00:16:05,099
to being alone.
792
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:05,800
Excuse me.
793
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:06,801
Can you part for one second?
794
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:07,635
Just so-- oh, thank you.
795
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:08,402
Thank you.
796
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:09,069
(Dennis retching, heaving)
797
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:09,403
What?
798
00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:10,070
He swallowed some apple
799
00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:12,006
apple seeds.
800
00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:24,992
Sit down.
801
00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:25,993
Wha...?
802
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:26,994
What...?
803
00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:28,328
Sit!
804
00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:29,496
What is he doing here?
805
00:16:29,564 --> 00:16:31,498
I was told I'd be meeting
806
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:32,866
a woman with giant breasts.
807
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:35,002
I was also told that I was to
808
00:16:35,069 --> 00:16:36,670
meet a woman with giant breasts.
809
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:38,005
Yes, geniuses, I set you up.
810
00:16:38,072 --> 00:16:39,239
Now, can you please make up?
811
00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:40,240
Because you're driving everyone
812
00:16:40,308 --> 00:16:41,308
crazy.
813
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,542
Look, I'm sorry that I called
814
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,310
you codependent, okay.
815
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,544
I think you have a great
816
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:45,545
friendship and it's perfectly
817
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,780
natural for two grown men to
818
00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:47,948
need each other this badly.
819
00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:50,951
So, make up, please.
820
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,186
All right, I guess I
821
00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:54,187
should...
822
00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:55,188
(screams)
823
00:16:55,256 --> 00:16:56,523
(groans)
824
00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:57,557
You son of a bitch!
825
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,059
Okay, all right, okay.
826
00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:00,227
Oh, my God.
827
00:17:00,294 --> 00:17:01,228
You know what?
828
00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:02,229
Fine.
829
00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:03,230
I don't care anymore.
830
00:17:03,297 --> 00:17:04,231
Guess what?
831
00:17:04,298 --> 00:17:05,065
You're not-- neither one of you
832
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:06,066
are ever going into my apartment
833
00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:06,767
ever again, okay?
834
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:08,101
So, make up, don't make up, kill
835
00:17:08,169 --> 00:17:09,136
each other-- I don't care.
836
00:17:09,203 --> 00:17:11,138
I need to go get a bird.
837
00:17:11,205 --> 00:17:14,141
(panting)
838
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,976
She looks like a bird.
839
00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:17,978
(laughs)
840
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,483
I swallowed some apple seeds
841
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:24,484
today.
842
00:17:24,552 --> 00:17:25,986
Did you make yourself throw
843
00:17:26,054 --> 00:17:26,987
up?
844
00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:29,656
I tried but I couldn't.
845
00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:32,325
Smoke some cigarettes.
846
00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:33,827
The smoke will suffocate the
847
00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:36,830
bacteria in your stomach.
848
00:17:36,898 --> 00:17:39,332
Okay, thanks.
849
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,401
How was Charlie's?
850
00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:43,236
Agh...
851
00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:44,271
The way they live, bro,
852
00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:47,274
it's... it's like, um...
853
00:17:47,341 --> 00:17:48,442
Preposterous.
854
00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:49,276
It's like-- yeah, dude!
855
00:17:49,343 --> 00:17:49,976
Preposterous!
856
00:17:50,044 --> 00:17:50,677
Yeah.
857
00:17:50,745 --> 00:17:51,678
I've been trying to come up
858
00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:52,512
with that all day.
859
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,513
Yeah.
860
00:17:53,581 --> 00:17:54,514
God, dude, this is why you
861
00:17:54,582 --> 00:17:55,949
and I are-are such a good team.
862
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:57,784
You know, like, I'm a man of
863
00:17:57,852 --> 00:17:59,152
action and you're a man that
864
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,320
comes up with good...
865
00:18:00,388 --> 00:18:01,321
Words?
866
00:18:01,389 --> 00:18:02,322
Words, dude.
867
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:03,323
Okay.
868
00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:04,324
Great.
869
00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:05,325
You really gotta work on your
870
00:18:05,393 --> 00:18:06,026
vocabulary, though, man.
871
00:18:06,094 --> 00:18:06,860
You could help me.
872
00:18:06,928 --> 00:18:07,627
You couldn't think of the
873
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:08,328
word "words."
874
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:09,162
Is everything okay here,
875
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:09,863
gentlemen?
876
00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:11,531
Uh, yeah, everything's fine.
877
00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:12,866
And not that it concerns you.
878
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:14,301
Now might be a good time for
879
00:18:14,368 --> 00:18:15,969
you to pay your bill and leave.
880
00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:16,970
Well, you're not making
881
00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:18,004
sense 'cause we didn't buy
882
00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:19,005
anything.
883
00:18:19,073 --> 00:18:20,507
Actually, I-I had a couple of
884
00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:21,508
rum and Cokes.
885
00:18:21,576 --> 00:18:22,509
Oh.
886
00:18:22,577 --> 00:18:23,343
You had six, actually.
887
00:18:23,411 --> 00:18:24,344
Six?
888
00:18:24,412 --> 00:18:25,178
I had six of 'em.
889
00:18:25,246 --> 00:18:25,879
Did ya?
890
00:18:25,947 --> 00:18:26,880
Yeah, I was nervous about the
891
00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:27,881
big-breasted lady.
892
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:28,915
I-I was nervous about her,
893
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:29,916
too.
894
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:30,750
You got nervous, too?
895
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,252
Dee said she had giant boobs.
896
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,286
I know, I'm really excited...
897
00:18:33,354 --> 00:18:34,521
Will that be, uh, cash or
898
00:18:34,589 --> 00:18:35,522
charge?
899
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:37,190
I also was assuming that the
900
00:18:37,258 --> 00:18:38,525
big-breasted lady was gonna pay
901
00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:39,526
for the drinks.
902
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,094
So, I don't have any money.
903
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,762
I've got some cash.
904
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,431
I can-- I can get you out of
905
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,433
this jam.
906
00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:53,507
(sighs)
907
00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:02,883
(bird chirping)
908
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,885
(cats meowing)
909
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:07,654
Watch your eyes.
910
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:08,655
What?
911
00:19:08,723 --> 00:19:09,823
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
912
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:11,057
What the hell is going on?
913
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,058
The gruesome twosome in
914
00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:13,059
effect.
915
00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:15,061
(honking, braying)
916
00:19:15,129 --> 00:19:16,229
Yeah, we're bashing a bigger
917
00:19:16,297 --> 00:19:17,230
hole in your wall.
918
00:19:17,298 --> 00:19:18,231
We're gonna stuff all the cats
919
00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:19,065
in at one time.
920
00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:19,900
Yeah, I see that.
921
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,234
No more big holes in my wall, no
922
00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:22,235
more cats.
923
00:19:22,303 --> 00:19:23,003
We're doing the bird thing.
924
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:23,703
I got one.
925
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:24,704
I tied a string around his teeny
926
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,539
tiny little legs, I'm sending it
927
00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:26,540
in.
928
00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:27,374
You're gonna toss a bird in?
929
00:19:27,441 --> 00:19:28,241
I'm gonna toss the bird in,
930
00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:28,942
Charlie.
931
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:29,776
Go ahead, Dee, toss the bird
932
00:19:29,844 --> 00:19:30,477
in.
933
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,478
Check this out. Watch this.
934
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,179
Dinner time.
935
00:19:32,246 --> 00:19:33,180
Go on, guy.
936
00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:33,847
Do your thing.
937
00:19:33,915 --> 00:19:34,614
(cats meowing)
938
00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:36,550
Go on, you got it, you got it.
939
00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:37,217
(cats yowling, screeching)
940
00:19:37,285 --> 00:19:38,351
Whoa, oh, hold on, hold on, hold
941
00:19:38,419 --> 00:19:39,186
on, guy-- I gotcha.
942
00:19:39,253 --> 00:19:40,220
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
943
00:19:40,288 --> 00:19:41,221
Come on.
944
00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:43,223
(cats meowing)
945
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,158
Well, congratulations, Dee.
946
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,259
You have some very satisfied
947
00:19:46,327 --> 00:19:47,427
cats in there, okay?
948
00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:48,862
Now, will you step aside and let
949
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:49,896
the men do the work?
950
00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:50,897
Shut up!
951
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:51,898
Shut up, okay?
952
00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:53,066
I got it from here, all right?
953
00:19:53,134 --> 00:19:54,201
I'm bashing a hole in my wall,
954
00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:55,035
I'm going in myself.
955
00:19:55,102 --> 00:19:55,735
Give me this.
956
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,570
Get out of the way.
957
00:19:56,637 --> 00:19:57,270
I'm not kidding.
958
00:19:57,338 --> 00:19:58,338
Get the hell out of the way.
959
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,573
I'm dead serious, I'm going in.
960
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,574
I've had enough.
961
00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:01,741
Bash away. Bash away.
962
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,176
(grunting)
963
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,011
Oh! Oh!
964
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,013
I'm gonna get you, you cat!
965
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,015
Yeah! Yeah, Deandra!
966
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,017
Come on, kitty.
967
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,419
(cats meowing)
968
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:13,753
Uh-oh.
969
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,089
Kitty, kitty, I'll get you.
970
00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:17,657
I'll get you.
971
00:20:17,725 --> 00:20:18,825
Did it-- oh.
972
00:20:18,893 --> 00:20:20,260
Whoa, there are a lot of cats
973
00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:21,261
back here!
974
00:20:21,329 --> 00:20:22,429
Yeah, we put a lot of cats
975
00:20:22,496 --> 00:20:23,430
in there.
976
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:24,431
Oh, gettin' a text.
977
00:20:24,498 --> 00:20:25,932
Ooh, who is it?
978
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,267
Ah, the dynamic duo in
979
00:20:27,335 --> 00:20:28,268
effect.
980
00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:29,936
Oh, they're back together!
981
00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:30,937
They're watching Predator.
982
00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:31,938
You want to join?
983
00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:32,939
Absolutely, dude, absolutely.
984
00:20:33,007 --> 00:20:33,974
Deandra, we're out of here.
985
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:34,975
Yeah.
986
00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:35,675
Hey, you guys...
987
00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:36,376
We're going.
988
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,377
Yeah.
989
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,378
You guys, I think I'm stuck
990
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,079
in the wall.
991
00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:39,913
That's why she needs a
992
00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:40,680
friend.
993
00:20:40,748 --> 00:20:41,514
You gotta have a sidekick.
994
00:20:41,582 --> 00:20:42,682
You gotta have a sidekick.
995
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,683
All right-- oops, okay.
996
00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:44,851
I'm trying to back out, but my
997
00:20:44,919 --> 00:20:45,852
shirt's caught on something.
998
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,853
(cats hissing, yowling)
999
00:20:46,921 --> 00:20:48,088
Guys? Guys? Guys, come on!
1000
00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:54,090
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