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{\an8}Danny? Stop it.
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{\an8}Can't you be
more gentle?
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{\an8}You love it, don't you?
- You know I do, but...
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{\an8}be gentle.
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{\an8}I just get impatient.
How can we maybe get engaged
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{\an8}and maybe get married.
I'm not sure if you're allowed.
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{\an8}You can be sure.
- Then prove it.
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{\an8}Danny, I said "stop it!"
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{\an8}Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
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{\an8}Put that thing back!
- You gotta cut the zipper!
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{\an8}Wait, here! Let me help!
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{\an8}No, wait, that's not it!
No, don't!
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{\an8}Oh, yes! Yes!
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{\an8}Yes, I coming!
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{\an8}I'm coming! Oh!
Talk about it!
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{\an8}Can we stop?!
- Are you crazy?!
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{\an8}I'm coming!
- Stop! Will you please stop!
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{\an8}I'm coming!
- Here! Stop it! Stop it!
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{\an8}You just don't understand.
You're tearing me apart
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{\an8}with your empty promises.
That's all I ever get from you.
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{\an8}Yeah, your kisses are hot,
but your heart is cold.
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{\an8}I have got no more
tears left to cry for you.
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{\an8}You will never be faithful
to me, I know you won't.
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{\an8}That's not true, Jeremy.
I'll change. I promise, I will.
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{\an8}Hey, this your first time, lover?
- No, no, no, I've had some experience.
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{\an8}I'll tell you what.
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{\an8}Give me an extra $20 and
you're going to get the experience.
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Hey, what's that?
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Hey, did you hear that?
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No! Not the car!
It's my dad's car!
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Any veggie burgers left?
- Too late. Sorry, all gone.
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Shit, I knew we'd
be too late.
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What took you guys so long? Medical
examiner wants to see you right away.
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Come on Joe.
- Oh, no.
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Come on, Joe!
We gotta go together.
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I just want a cup of coffee, Sweeney.
Black, no sugar.
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It's real bad this time.
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The most disgusting thing
I've ever seen.
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Just one more coffee...
- Joe!
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A young boy saw the whole thing.
Come on!
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Joe, we are the investigating officers
in this case.
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Joe, we gotta go over to the
murder scene.
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It's our job.
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I... I... I need a cigarette,
Sweeney, please.
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It won't be so bad,
big guy.
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This time he took
her brain.
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Oh, boy.
- Easy, Joe.
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Popped that baby
right out of there.
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It looks like he used a scoop.
You know, like for ice cream or something.
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Three times this week.
You're bad, Birdwell.
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25 big ones you owe me.
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Sweeney!
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Take a closer look in there.
- Hey! Don't bother me.
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Wait...
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What's that?
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Hey Blocker, take
a look at this!
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So what is that?
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Turn it off!
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It's a note...
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A paper.
- A piece of paper?
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It's a note?
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What's it say?
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I don't know! I can't read it.
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Some kind of funny writing
with little ducks and frogs.
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It's Egyptian writing.
Hieroglyphics.
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I knew that!
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How you feelin', Joe?
Better?
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Did you lose money again?
- Yeah...
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Sorry.
- What the hell.
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We're partners!
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Take it easy!
Easy kid!
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That face...
dark sunglasses...
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Take it easy, buddy! Can
you remember anything else?
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Just the hat.
- Hat?
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Yes, he had on a funny hat!
- Alright now kid just calm down.
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Just a few more minutes.
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Joe, go and get the book!
- Now kid...
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If we showed you some pictures, do you
think you could give us a positive I.D.?
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I'll try, officer.
- Alright now.
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Kid...
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if you recognize any one
of these pictures... speak up.
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No.
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No. No.
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No. No. No.
That's not it.
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No. No.
No... no.
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Ah! There!
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There! That's the hat!
That's the hat!
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There! There!
Look!
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Look! The hat!
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The hat! Look!
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The hat!
- We see it, son!
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No, no! There!
There!
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No, there!
There!
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There!
- I said we see it!
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Okay, be careful with him, officer.
No brutality!
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The hat!
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He's alright.
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Not a bad kid.
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An Egyptian fez.
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What do you make of that, Joe?
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I'm gonna get Deek Taylor in on this.
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Deek Taylor?
- Yeah, my partner from Vegas.
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Do you remember Deek Taylor?
- Sure.
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But he's in Las Vegas.
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I know he's in Las Vegas.
That is the point.
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There was a similar string of
murders twelve years ago in Vegas.
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Lots of girls murdered.
Parts of their bodies taken.
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Wait a second.
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What kind of parts?
- The first one had her finger cut off.
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And the second?
- Had her toes clipped off with pruning shears.
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And the third?
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Had her ears sawed off her head.
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And the fourth had her
lungs cut out.
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And so on and
so forth.
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And tonight, number 19,
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and she had her brains
scooped out!
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I'll have the zucchini bulger burger
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and bring one for my partner too.
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I remember you telling me about this.
You and Deek Taylor finally caught the guy!
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So...
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what's the connection?
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Well, it seems the killer
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was using the parts for
some kind of ritual or something.
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Some deranged Egyptian psycho-type,
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by the name of...
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Semmet Cairo.
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Well Deek got tipped off... and we
went to pick the guy up and
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he ran like hell.
Chased him all over the place.
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Then Deek lost it.
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He started shooting.
He shot the guy to pieces.
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Yeah I remember.
You were real cut up about it.
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You had a complete
nervous breakdown.
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You wanna keep it down, will ya?
- Yeah, okay.
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And then your wife left you
for that other cop.
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Hey, you wanna keep it down Sweeney, please.
- Sure thing buddy.
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Because of that sex problem!
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Sweeney, will you shut up!
- Easy... Joe.
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Uh, 5-5-4.
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Uh, 5-5-4-3-1.
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Hey Joe, listen to me.
I know what your problem is,
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I know what it is.
- I'm dying to find out.
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You need a wife!
Someone to come home to.
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To a wife that cares. A home.
Things that really count.
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Without those things, my life would
be as pathetic and full of emptiness as yours.
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Emptiness...
- Yeah, listen to me, Joe!
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I honestly don't know how
you spend the...
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Okay buddy. Get a good rest.
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Sweeney!
- What is it, Joe?
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There's something else I gotta tell ya.
- What?
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I knew those girls.
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What girls?
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The girls got murdered.
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I knew them.
- You knew them?
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You knew those girls?
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All of them.
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See you back at the station, partner.
- What...
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Erma, where are you?!
- I'm in the kitchen!
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Haven't I asked you a million
times to empty your ashtrays?
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Where have you been all night?
- Another one of those murders.
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Sweeney, I wish you could spend
more time at home.
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We should have more quality time together.
- You know I got a job to do.
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You love that job more
than me.
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You'd rather look at dead people
than look at your own wife!
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Hey, we don't get ones
like this every day.
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You see pretty girls.
- Oh, my Erma.
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You think I can't be pretty?
I do everything you ask me!
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I exercise real hard! I fix your meals
the way you ask me!
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- Why don't you just stop...
No! Don't say it.
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Don't say it!
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Don't you dare say it!
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All in good time.
One thing at a time.
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I was just gonna say...
- Don't...
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Morning, Sarge.
- Morning, Mavis.
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You're up early this morning.
- I haven't been to bed.
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Rainy nights are slow.
I'm cold.
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How about a cup of
coffee and a cuddle, huh Joe?
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It's on the house.
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Okay, Joe, sorry I forgot...
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Just a cup of coffee?
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Sorry, Ashley.
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Here's your breakfast.
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Papaya and pinto beans.
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Real healthy.
- Sergeant Sweeney Birdwell...
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Oh... that's you.
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Not much, Larry, pretty much the same deal.
A young girl murdered.
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Part of the body removed from the
crime scene.
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That's terrible, Sergeant.
- Yes it is, Larry.
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Just what was it that was missing this time?
- Her brain, Larry.
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Her brain was gone when we got here.
- Her brain?
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That's right, Larry.
Her brain.
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Hey!
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What are you doing? There's more!
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The girl who was killed, was she pretty?
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Pretty?
- I bet she was pretty, wasn't she?
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Someone sawed off the top
of her head and ripped out her brains!
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Does that sound pretty to you?!
Pretty messy is more like it!
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Why are you yelling at me?
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What's the matter with you?
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What's the matter with me?
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One...
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We're homicide cops and
my partner can't stand the sight of blood.
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Two... I mind out he mysteriously
knows all the victims!
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And three! The only other suspect is a
guy who's been dead for twelve years.
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Erma... I need some quality
time in the sack.
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Wake me in a couple
of hours.
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Are you mad at me?
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What?
- Are you mad with me?
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I can't understand you, you've gotta
keep fresh batteries in that thing.
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Another one bites the dust.
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Erma... just give up!
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It's quittin' time, honey.
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I gotta go home and
eat my oatmeal.
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Oooh.
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That's a lot of hot cereal.
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SUSPECT SHOT TO PIECES!
COP HAS NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
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LOSES WIFE BECAUSE
OF SEXUAL PROBLEM
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Why don't you take
off those sunglasses?
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Okay... okay.
Don't be so rough.
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Your face isn't the
important thing, is it?
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Well, let's freshen up a bit and
see what Mr. Zucchini has to say about it.
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He's the important one,
isn't he?
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You are gonna love where
this lipstick winds up, lover.
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I just a splash of color.
Don't you?
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Hey, I like kinky too.
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What?
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No! No!
... No!
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Just what the Sam fucking Hill is
going on here?
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What are we, a travel agency?
Now we buy plane tickets?
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Do you know who I
just got off the phone with?!
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No.
- No.
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Do you want to guess?!
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With your darling wife
and two lovely children, James and...
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I hate my wife!
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I hate my children!
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The commissioner, that's who!
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Who just got off the phone with
the D.A...
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who just got off the
phone with the mayor
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...who just got off
the phone with the governor!
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And do you want to know
what we were talking about?!
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Uh... the uh...
- Uh... the murders.
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00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:27,325
The murders? What murders?!
242
00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:30,662
The murders that have been happening.
- No!
243
00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:36,215
We were talking about the
impending murders of two...
244
00:19:36,215 --> 00:19:42,215
geek detectives who happen to be the
lousiest cops on the force!
245
00:19:53,143 --> 00:19:54,093
Try to understand...
246
00:19:54,117 --> 00:19:56,521
he's been under tremendous
pressure lately.
247
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:05,465
And who the hell authorized one
tourist class ticket from Las Vegas
248
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,067
for a certain "D. Taylor"?
- He did it.
249
00:20:09,345 --> 00:20:10,227
You did?
250
00:20:10,227 --> 00:20:16,592
The uh... murders resemble a series of
killings that took place in Vegas.
251
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:20,642
A number of years ago in which Deek
Taylor was the officer in cha...
252
00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:24,248
Oh yeah. Las Vegas.
253
00:20:26,115 --> 00:20:29,240
It's going back to your... nervous
breakdown and your divorce.
254
00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:32,928
Sexual problems.
- Oh, yeah your sexual problem.
255
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,634
We got another one!
Another murder!
256
00:20:37,146 --> 00:20:41,016
On Maple and 40th Street. It's a E street
hooker by the name of Mavis Keeler.
257
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:44,258
Chief... No... Chief!
No you can't!
258
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,667
Give me that!
You... put that thing down!
259
00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:50,992
Easy... Chief.
260
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,413
You can shoot 'em in
the station.
261
00:20:57,968 --> 00:21:03,996
Blocker... so help me God,
this Taylor guy better be worth it
262
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:08,677
or I'll tear your head right off
your body with my bear hands!
263
00:21:45,755 --> 00:21:48,383
Aww, you're so cute!
264
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,160
My poor doggie.
265
00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:57,486
You're shaking.
What are you scared of?
266
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:04,785
Hey!
267
00:22:06,231 --> 00:22:08,602
Hey, what are you doing,
you bozo?
268
00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:11,012
Let me up out of here,
I'm gonna kick your teeth in!
269
00:22:11,928 --> 00:22:14,743
What are you doing!
What the...
270
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,488
You need some help
with your hose, you dork!
271
00:22:26,816 --> 00:22:30,969
You creep!
You'll pay for that blouse, you jerk!
272
00:22:31,553 --> 00:22:36,696
That thing make you feel big enough!
Nothing... you probably!...
273
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:31,194
Ahh!
Blocker, no!
274
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,197
Joe don't do it!
275
00:23:36,574 --> 00:23:38,159
No don't, it's me, Deedee!
- What's going on...
276
00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:40,524
Joe, don't shoot me!
- Deedee, will you get off of me...
277
00:23:40,537 --> 00:23:42,288
What are you doing?!
278
00:23:43,248 --> 00:23:45,152
No, don't, it's me, Deedee!
279
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,836
It's me. Deedee Taylor!
280
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,047
How'd you get in here?
281
00:23:51,381 --> 00:23:53,675
Ashley let me in and
your door was open.
282
00:23:54,081 --> 00:23:57,276
I was so anxious to get
here I... took an earlier plane.
283
00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:00,219
Oh I talked to you on the phone.
- Right!
284
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,573
Please don't do that!
285
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:06,153
I'm sorry.
286
00:24:09,694 --> 00:24:14,696
Hi... Joe! Hi miss. I'll wait in the car.
And don't forget about Taylor.
287
00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:18,074
I'm Taylor!
288
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,451
Taylor?
- Deedee Taylor.
289
00:24:23,204 --> 00:24:25,081
Deedee Taylor?
290
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,750
I did not recognize her...
291
00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:30,670
I haven't seen you
since you were a kid.
292
00:24:31,421 --> 00:24:34,382
This is Sweeney Birdwell,
my partner.
293
00:24:36,288 --> 00:24:39,053
This is Deedee
Taylor, Deek's daughter.
294
00:24:39,925 --> 00:24:42,362
His daughter...
295
00:24:42,362 --> 00:24:45,059
Hi!
- Hi.
296
00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:51,149
So did you come with your father?
Where is he?
297
00:24:53,818 --> 00:24:55,278
He's not here.
298
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:03,244
He disappeared 18 months
ago without a trace.
299
00:25:03,828 --> 00:25:05,997
I'm afraid that he's dead.
300
00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,711
Could you excuse us for
a minute?
301
00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,759
She thinks
Deek Taylor is dead.
302
00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:20,178
I know. I heard her.
303
00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:25,266
I thought you talked
to Deek on the phone.
304
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,560
I talked to Deedee.
305
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,103
You hadn't talked to Deek?
306
00:25:29,604 --> 00:25:31,731
She said to wire
a plane ticket right away.
307
00:25:32,232 --> 00:25:33,900
And she would take
care of everything.
308
00:25:35,898 --> 00:25:39,989
She was always a weird kid.
- Now she's a weird big person.
309
00:25:40,782 --> 00:25:45,581
Joe... the chief said he was gonna
tear your head off your body
310
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:48,174
if this Taylor wasn't worth it.
311
00:25:48,174 --> 00:25:49,424
What does this
suggest to you?
312
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,962
That we're in deep shit.
313
00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:54,666
I know what you're trying to do
Miss Taylor, but you've broken
314
00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:56,789
several laws here including
impersonating an officer.
315
00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,093
The ticket was made out
to "D. Taylor"
316
00:26:00,398 --> 00:26:02,762
and I am a bonifide
law enforcement officer.
317
00:26:06,474 --> 00:26:10,049
That is regulated parking control.
- A meter maid. She's a meter maid.
318
00:26:10,049 --> 00:26:12,257
A meter maid?
- We're dead men, Joe.
319
00:26:12,257 --> 00:26:15,858
I can help you solve this case.
I have my father's notes and I've been...
320
00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:17,482
We're taking you back to the airport.
321
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:18,695
But there's no return
flights until tomorrow...
322
00:26:18,987 --> 00:26:21,531
We'll find one!
- Get your hands off me, you jerks!
323
00:26:21,823 --> 00:26:23,750
I came here to find out what
happened to my father and
324
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,292
I'm not going back until I do!
325
00:26:25,316 --> 00:26:27,829
I'm gonna scream until you shut up
and listen to me!
326
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:31,473
We're not collecting dimes here, Miss Taylor,
we're tracking down a serial killer.
327
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:34,218
Just listen to me.
328
00:26:34,576 --> 00:26:36,876
If you listen to me tonight,
I'll take a plane home tomorrow...
329
00:26:36,876 --> 00:26:40,155
Get back in the car!
- I can help you solve this case!
330
00:26:41,843 --> 00:26:45,441
I can help you solve this case!
- You're a pain in the ass!
331
00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:50,518
Doesn't hurt to listen.
What do you say, Joe?
332
00:26:51,628 --> 00:26:53,771
Deep, deep shit.
333
00:26:56,524 --> 00:27:00,274
Yes, Miss Birdwell, using the
state of the art behavioral
334
00:27:00,274 --> 00:27:04,797
modification systemics, we can free you
from the tyranny of tobacco
335
00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:06,951
which has enslaved you
all these years.
336
00:27:07,744 --> 00:27:09,412
The choice is yours.
337
00:27:12,874 --> 00:27:14,042
What do I do?
338
00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:22,050
Please have a
seat, Mrs. Birdwell.
339
00:27:24,052 --> 00:27:27,243
We'd like you to
watch a short presentation.
340
00:27:28,473 --> 00:27:30,429
Are we quite comfortable?
341
00:27:31,392 --> 00:27:32,310
Fine.
342
00:27:32,894 --> 00:27:35,813
I'll be back shortly.
343
00:28:49,429 --> 00:28:51,435
Joe, I can't believe you
didn't recognize me.
344
00:28:51,435 --> 00:28:53,091
You and daddy were my
heroes when I was little.
345
00:28:53,091 --> 00:28:54,910
You used to be so handsome.
346
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,000
Oh... excuse, pardon moi.
347
00:28:57,478 --> 00:29:00,072
I couldn't understand why you went
away so suddenly, but then daddy told me
348
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:03,461
about your breakdown, and your
wife divorcing you because of
349
00:29:03,461 --> 00:29:05,650
your sexual problem.
He told me all about it.
350
00:29:05,695 --> 00:29:08,101
He said you hate women now.
I guess that's why, huh?
351
00:29:08,101 --> 00:29:11,325
I don't hate women.
- Yes you do, Joe.
352
00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:13,619
Maybe just a little.
353
00:29:14,074 --> 00:29:16,131
But when you told me about
all these murders and how they
354
00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:18,875
match the Las Vegas killing and
the Egyptian clues
355
00:29:18,875 --> 00:29:19,991
I just had to get here!
356
00:29:20,084 --> 00:29:22,908
You just had to get here?
Compliments of the police department.
357
00:29:22,908 --> 00:29:25,676
Yeah, because I'm sure the killing
are connected with daddy's disappearance.
358
00:29:25,746 --> 00:29:27,550
Oh, you're sure?
- Yeah!
359
00:29:27,811 --> 00:29:29,602
Uh, where are you Car 107?
360
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:32,007
107, over, come in.
361
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:34,785
Uh, gimme...
- Uh, this is 107, over.
362
00:29:34,785 --> 00:29:37,287
Where the hell are you
two geeks?
363
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,700
On the way to the airport.
364
00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:42,786
Well, there's another one at
Boxseller Park, goddamnit!
365
00:29:42,786 --> 00:29:45,626
Another airport at Boxseller Park?
You sure, Chief?
366
00:29:45,626 --> 00:29:47,748
Uh... oh another murder!
367
00:29:47,748 --> 00:29:48,971
We're on our way!
368
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:52,825
Pick up this Taylor guy first
who you say is gonna help us so much!
369
00:29:53,562 --> 00:29:57,896
Uh, he doesn't know very much,
so we thought we'd take him back.
370
00:29:58,028 --> 00:30:00,583
Goddamnit, I paid for him
and I want him!
371
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:05,086
If you arrive here without
Taylor, I'll have you both killed! Over!
372
00:30:08,424 --> 00:30:11,010
The killings are occurring closer
together now.
373
00:30:12,136 --> 00:30:15,223
This one should be the
eyes and digestive tract.
374
00:30:15,556 --> 00:30:17,996
This one should be the
eyes and digestive tract.
375
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:22,274
This time he took her eyes
and digestive tract.
376
00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:25,182
How do you think he did it?
377
00:30:25,206 --> 00:30:29,864
Easy. High-powered
industrial shop vacuum.
378
00:30:30,855 --> 00:30:32,193
Sucked it right out.
379
00:30:34,202 --> 00:30:36,503
It's all like one
long string, you know?
380
00:30:37,218 --> 00:30:39,526
Yank on one end and it
all comes out.
381
00:30:44,764 --> 00:30:47,769
Please can I come look!
Is it like what I said?
382
00:30:47,769 --> 00:30:49,080
Stay in the car!
383
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,239
Damnit!
384
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:51,707
Why don't you listen to her?
385
00:30:51,707 --> 00:30:55,273
Maybe we ought to worry how
we're going to explain it to the chief.
386
00:30:56,639 --> 00:30:59,767
How did she know what the
missing parts would be?
387
00:31:00,101 --> 00:31:01,822
We should listen to her!
388
00:31:03,563 --> 00:31:06,695
Joe... take it easy.
389
00:31:08,842 --> 00:31:10,964
You knew this
one too, right?
390
00:31:11,445 --> 00:31:14,003
Yeah. Right.
391
00:31:14,448 --> 00:31:16,450
Another one from Vegas.
392
00:31:17,785 --> 00:31:20,288
Betty and her boobsie twins.
393
00:31:21,122 --> 00:31:24,709
Former showgirl. Betty and I
go back a long way.
394
00:31:25,439 --> 00:31:28,546
I get it.
Before TSP.
395
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:29,698
Before what?
396
00:31:29,944 --> 00:31:33,913
Before TSP. The sexual problem.
397
00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:43,642
That is the last goddamn time
I'm ever gonna hear that from anybody.
398
00:31:43,642 --> 00:31:47,956
Don't hesitate. Don't think about it!
Just do it. Please!
399
00:31:48,203 --> 00:31:50,276
Joe. Stop it!
400
00:31:53,862 --> 00:31:55,307
I'm sorry, Sweeney.
401
00:31:55,307 --> 00:31:57,199
But you're an asshole!
402
00:31:57,898 --> 00:31:59,626
I was just kidding around!
403
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:04,658
When this case is over,
you and I are quits.
404
00:32:05,261 --> 00:32:09,089
Oh, c'mon Joe.
I was just kiddin' around.
405
00:32:09,712 --> 00:32:13,153
Joe... come on.
406
00:32:16,312 --> 00:32:19,010
Did I hear you say that all the
victims are from Las Vegas?
407
00:32:19,010 --> 00:32:21,006
All the victims are from Las Vegas?!
- Shh!
408
00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:21,799
What?!
409
00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:24,998
Then there's got to be a definite
connection to the Cairo case.
410
00:32:25,994 --> 00:32:27,480
Don't you get it?!
411
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:34,339
You see... the killer's brother was
the one that tipped my father off.
412
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,158
A guy named Jackie Cairo.
413
00:32:37,657 --> 00:32:40,706
A small time casino shark
into real estate.
414
00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:43,957
Well, Jackie discovered that his
brother Semmet was the murderer
415
00:32:43,981 --> 00:32:45,637
and went straight
to the police.
416
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:48,735
What the hell is going on here?
Jackie Cairo? Las Vegas?
417
00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:50,681
Who is this person anyway?
418
00:32:52,267 --> 00:32:54,680
Deedee Taylor.
Las Vegas Law Enforcement.
419
00:32:55,257 --> 00:32:59,642
Deedee... D... I thought you said...
- Ah, so, here's what we've got so far.
420
00:33:00,484 --> 00:33:02,598
A series of murders which echo
exactly the frequency
421
00:33:02,932 --> 00:33:05,184
and M.O. of the
Las Vegas killings.
422
00:33:05,601 --> 00:33:07,978
All victims happen to be
from Vegas.
423
00:33:09,206 --> 00:33:11,592
Two weeks before your
murders began...
424
00:33:12,247 --> 00:33:16,195
word is Jackie Cairo
picked up and left Vegas.
425
00:33:16,743 --> 00:33:17,532
So?
426
00:33:18,810 --> 00:33:20,299
He moved here!
427
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:24,600
A suspect! A suspect! I can't
believe it, an actual suspect!
428
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,509
Chief, you don't understand.
- Understand this, Blocker!
429
00:33:28,218 --> 00:33:31,741
I want her in charge when
you look up this Cairo guy.
430
00:33:31,741 --> 00:33:35,127
You listen to her. She'll be the
brains, you'll be the brawn.
431
00:33:35,870 --> 00:33:40,241
And the medical examiner wants to
see you in the autopsy room. Pronto!
432
00:33:40,241 --> 00:33:43,639
He says he has something
he wants to show you.
433
00:33:46,016 --> 00:33:48,971
He confided in me that it
was absolutely vile.
434
00:33:50,025 --> 00:33:54,160
That's really something for the
medical examiner to say... isn't it?
435
00:33:57,319 --> 00:33:59,113
Great to see you here, Joe.
436
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:03,516
You gotta come down more often.
This is a happy place, isn't it girls?
437
00:34:03,779 --> 00:34:05,369
Sure is, Doctor Hooper.
438
00:34:05,661 --> 00:34:08,490
We have fun, you know?
- Ha ha!
439
00:34:09,626 --> 00:34:13,864
Look at this, Joe. You can tell by the
ragged stump on the splenic artery
440
00:34:13,864 --> 00:34:17,728
a rapid sawing motion was
used to cut this baby out.
441
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,381
I guess a hedge trimmer.
442
00:34:21,188 --> 00:34:23,511
Interesting that the spleen
could be removed
443
00:34:23,535 --> 00:34:26,307
without the surrounding organs
suffering any trauma.
444
00:34:26,447 --> 00:34:29,018
Especially with the weapon
the killer was using.
445
00:34:29,321 --> 00:34:31,896
Shows somebody knew what
they were doing.
446
00:34:33,408 --> 00:34:38,171
What's this thing?
- Surprise! Ha ha ha!
447
00:34:38,171 --> 00:34:40,145
Another note!
448
00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:48,162
Written in hieroglyphics, like the
other one. This is a real problem.
449
00:34:48,913 --> 00:34:49,896
I can decipher them.
450
00:34:50,138 --> 00:34:52,204
Daddy showed me how
you do it once.
451
00:34:52,762 --> 00:34:54,107
Of course.
452
00:34:54,272 --> 00:34:55,831
Come on let's get out of here!
453
00:34:55,831 --> 00:34:57,902
Hey, not so fast, Joe.
454
00:34:58,737 --> 00:35:03,810
Today is Flo's birthday! Kel made her
famous tomato salmon casserole.
455
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,096
Show him, Kel.
456
00:35:24,281 --> 00:35:27,878
That's a 150 big ones
you owe me, Sweeney. Hey!
457
00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:30,246
What happened to your lip?
458
00:35:32,081 --> 00:35:32,673
Hey!
459
00:35:33,015 --> 00:35:34,695
What about my 150 bucks!
460
00:35:34,859 --> 00:35:37,104
Monday! Goddamnit!
461
00:35:37,556 --> 00:35:39,815
Come on!
462
00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:43,875
You finished?
463
00:35:47,453 --> 00:35:49,056
Fuck off!
464
00:35:51,017 --> 00:35:53,341
Tomato, salmon casserole...
465
00:37:14,324 --> 00:37:16,465
Don't be discouraged,
Mrs. Birdwell.
466
00:37:17,805 --> 00:37:22,239
We have alternate techniques
for difficult cases such as yours.
467
00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:28,419
I'd like you to meet Henry,
your physical therapist.
468
00:37:33,577 --> 00:37:34,703
Hi.
469
00:37:35,815 --> 00:37:39,093
Now, Mrs. Birdwell,
will you inhale, please?
470
00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:41,961
Good?
471
00:37:53,222 --> 00:37:57,726
Now, Mrs. Birdwell, could
you inhale again, please?
472
00:38:06,562 --> 00:38:08,708
I got it! I think I know
what they say!
473
00:38:09,947 --> 00:38:13,065
It's pretty weird.
- Listen to this.
474
00:38:13,318 --> 00:38:14,937
First one...
475
00:38:16,365 --> 00:38:20,983
"So shall it be,
three times seven.
476
00:38:21,461 --> 00:38:25,444
Begins to brew,
the loss of heaven."
477
00:38:27,745 --> 00:38:31,109
Three times seven equals 21.
478
00:38:32,630 --> 00:38:35,050
The total number of the
Las Vegas killings.
479
00:38:36,072 --> 00:38:40,137
"Begins to brew,
the loss of heaven..."
480
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:45,201
"Instead in blackness,
void of breath.
481
00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:52,362
The weep and swallow,
endless death."
482
00:39:08,236 --> 00:39:10,526
Ahh!
483
00:39:11,133 --> 00:39:13,052
What's the matter
with you guys?
484
00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,079
Ahh!
485
00:39:15,179 --> 00:39:18,057
Oh for Pete's sake... shut up!
486
00:39:18,348 --> 00:39:20,017
It's only Sweeney's wife.
487
00:39:20,338 --> 00:39:22,967
Who the hell is that?
488
00:39:24,499 --> 00:39:25,499
Erma...
489
00:39:26,201 --> 00:39:27,461
D... Dee...
490
00:39:28,121 --> 00:39:32,777
Deedee Taylor of the Las Vegas
Police. She's working the case with us.
491
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,240
Please.
492
00:39:35,905 --> 00:39:38,559
W... Wh...
What happened to you?
493
00:39:40,788 --> 00:39:42,247
Come on.
494
00:39:44,335 --> 00:39:46,011
Crimey.
495
00:39:46,794 --> 00:39:48,629
What happened to her?
496
00:39:48,962 --> 00:39:50,881
That is a long story, kid.
497
00:39:51,632 --> 00:39:54,718
You don't want to hear it
and I don't want to tell it.
498
00:39:57,049 --> 00:39:58,472
Hey.
499
00:39:59,098 --> 00:40:00,182
Your hiccups are gone.
500
00:40:01,472 --> 00:40:04,520
You're right.
- She works every time.
501
00:40:18,826 --> 00:40:20,744
I...
502
00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:25,165
I gotta get a glass
of water or something.
503
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,255
Would you...
504
00:40:34,591 --> 00:40:36,135
God damn things...
505
00:40:36,426 --> 00:40:38,345
never fit!
506
00:40:38,988 --> 00:40:40,347
Give me that thing.
507
00:40:41,527 --> 00:40:43,433
Go inside and play
detective.
508
00:40:44,434 --> 00:40:46,687
You and that girl
find some more clues!
509
00:40:48,665 --> 00:40:51,316
Super.
510
00:40:53,443 --> 00:40:54,695
Try this.
511
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:59,236
Testing, one, two, three. Testing.
512
00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:01,076
Sound good, alright
you're on the air again.
513
00:41:01,618 --> 00:41:04,204
Thanks Joe.
You're a sweetheart.
514
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:08,167
Okay, kid.
515
00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:12,337
You wanna tell me what happened?
516
00:41:13,755 --> 00:41:16,232
It doesn't make any
difference, Joe.
517
00:41:17,297 --> 00:41:19,825
Nothing makes any
difference anymore.
518
00:41:22,669 --> 00:41:25,642
She's pretty, isn't she, Joe?
- Her?
519
00:41:25,976 --> 00:41:30,113
Yes. Admit it.
You think she's pretty.
520
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:35,110
So does Sweeney.
- Pretty ugly is more like it.
521
00:41:35,484 --> 00:41:38,397
She picks her nose,
and she hiccups, and burps.
522
00:41:40,942 --> 00:41:43,718
Oh Joe, I see right
through you.
523
00:41:44,227 --> 00:41:46,788
You're just a
romantic at heart.
524
00:41:47,536 --> 00:41:50,495
That's a funny thing to call
an old woman-hater like me.
525
00:41:50,903 --> 00:41:55,297
Woman-hater? But you don't
hate me, do you, Joe?
526
00:41:55,589 --> 00:41:57,216
Of course not, Erma.
527
00:41:58,276 --> 00:41:59,908
But you're not a woman.
528
00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,998
No, I mean, you are not a woman
like the rest of them.
529
00:42:02,998 --> 00:42:05,358
I mean, you're... you're different.
530
00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:07,017
I mean you're special.
531
00:42:09,019 --> 00:42:13,159
I better get back
out in to the circus.
532
00:42:22,032 --> 00:42:24,284
What's this, Erma?
533
00:42:24,701 --> 00:42:27,496
Your favorite.
Semolina skirt sprout burgers.
534
00:42:28,789 --> 00:42:32,751
Great, thank you very much, Mrs. Birdwell.
It looks so healthy.
535
00:42:36,171 --> 00:42:38,090
You're welcome.
536
00:42:41,824 --> 00:42:46,798
Through the loss of heaven,
swallow endless death.
537
00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:50,618
Swallow endless death.
- That sounds like the formula.
538
00:42:52,104 --> 00:42:55,274
What is so neat about
this Egyptian formula,
539
00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:57,896
that some nut is killing
people for it?
540
00:42:58,527 --> 00:43:00,150
Eternal life, Sweeney.
541
00:43:00,508 --> 00:43:04,019
I mean the formula's thought
to place a body in a state of...
542
00:43:04,366 --> 00:43:08,250
purity. Cleansing it of all earthly
contamination which will ensure
543
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:13,977
an afterlife of...
perpetual ectasy.
544
00:43:14,334 --> 00:43:17,313
Perpetual ecstasy?
- A parcel who is old and diseased...
545
00:43:17,463 --> 00:43:21,042
they would enjoy the afterlife forever
in a young, beautiful body!
546
00:43:21,179 --> 00:43:24,124
But could this formula
work on the living?
547
00:43:24,124 --> 00:43:26,016
Well, someone's trying to see
if it does.
548
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:31,889
But where do we start
looking for this... Jackie Cairo?
549
00:43:47,492 --> 00:43:49,453
The Egyptian part of town.
550
00:43:51,038 --> 00:43:53,227
Long time since we've
been down here, huh Joe?
551
00:43:53,582 --> 00:43:56,947
This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
- Yeah, me too.
552
00:43:57,294 --> 00:43:58,337
Why's that?
553
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:02,049
Cops don't come down here much.
Place has its own laws.
554
00:44:02,382 --> 00:44:04,259
They don't want us
down here.
555
00:44:25,697 --> 00:44:29,056
Oh, I hate this! This happens every
time we come down here!
556
00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:31,162
We'll never find
Jackie Cairo here.
557
00:44:31,162 --> 00:44:31,189
Give me the phone book
with the Egypt part, Birdwell.
558
00:44:31,189 --> 00:44:33,190
Did you bring the phonebook
to Egypt Town, Birdwell?
559
00:44:33,190 --> 00:44:37,298
Yeah... there are a million
Cairo's with initial "J".
560
00:44:44,632 --> 00:44:46,585
It's a very common Egyptian name.
561
00:44:46,648 --> 00:44:48,519
But you don't have to bother.
- What do you mean?
562
00:44:49,256 --> 00:44:52,283
Cairo was into all kinds of shady
land deals in Vegas.
563
00:44:52,446 --> 00:44:56,211
Well, real estate agents have to be
licensed in the states in which they operate.
564
00:44:56,388 --> 00:45:00,440
So, I traced Cairo's application and I
found his business address in Egypt Town.
565
00:45:00,774 --> 00:45:02,192
Hey.
- Of course!
566
00:45:02,859 --> 00:45:05,987
4400 Zoser Court.
The Café Nefertiti.
567
00:45:06,446 --> 00:45:08,365
Let's go!
568
00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:16,623
4400 Zoser Court. The Café Nefertiti.
This is it!
569
00:45:17,578 --> 00:45:20,886
Ahh. An automobile has arrived.
570
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:26,341
Are you ready?
- Yes, Mr. Cairo, I think so.
571
00:45:26,675 --> 00:45:30,470
You got the pencil, stupid girl?!
- Yeah. I almost forgot.
572
00:45:30,804 --> 00:45:34,099
How about an order pad?
- Oh yeah...
573
00:45:35,892 --> 00:45:37,936
Oh, so stupid.
574
00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:47,279
Here!
575
00:45:47,696 --> 00:45:49,656
Don't forget the menus.
576
00:45:50,657 --> 00:45:53,691
Oh... thank you.
I forgot those.
577
00:45:57,622 --> 00:46:00,292
You have brought me an
exquisite flower, Lober.
578
00:46:01,001 --> 00:46:02,711
Perhaps the best
of all of them.
579
00:46:03,253 --> 00:46:05,964
But you must be more
careful with her.
580
00:46:06,298 --> 00:46:07,757
I do not want
her bruised.
581
00:46:08,758 --> 00:46:12,220
But she is so stupid, great one.
- She is beautiful.
582
00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,764
You are fat and ugly.
583
00:46:15,432 --> 00:46:18,477
I said I do not
want her bruised.
584
00:46:22,147 --> 00:46:24,608
I don't know. I don't like this.
- I don't either.
585
00:46:25,317 --> 00:46:29,496
Make sure you just look around.
You let us do the talking.
586
00:46:29,496 --> 00:46:31,766
Aye, aye, Dick Tracy.
587
00:47:04,481 --> 00:47:09,273
Nefertiti Gourmet Drive In.
Can I... help you?
588
00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:12,697
Your waitress will be right
with you.
589
00:47:21,301 --> 00:47:25,152
Look behind you towards that
corner. Don't be obvious.
590
00:47:30,090 --> 00:47:31,132
Shit.
591
00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:36,304
I think he's staring at me.
592
00:47:39,891 --> 00:47:42,977
I don't like it.
- Alright, well, look let's just take it slow.
593
00:47:42,977 --> 00:47:43,977
That's gonna be a problem.
594
00:47:44,271 --> 00:47:48,817
Remember, a problem is just an
open door to opportunity.
595
00:47:50,527 --> 00:47:54,406
Something tells
me it's Jackie Cairo.
596
00:48:01,329 --> 00:48:03,206
Stupid girl.
597
00:48:12,674 --> 00:48:14,801
Welcome to Café Nefertitty.
598
00:48:15,594 --> 00:48:17,178
Nefertiti.
599
00:48:18,763 --> 00:48:22,955
I'm sorry. It's my first
day on the job. I'm... nervous.
600
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:25,082
That's okay.
601
00:48:25,604 --> 00:48:29,048
That's a real pretty costume.
Really adds atmosphere.
602
00:48:29,608 --> 00:48:31,610
It's nice, isn't it.
- It's dynamite!
603
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,946
Who do I talk to about a job?
Is your boss here?
604
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,575
Waitress! What's the...
King Tut Special?
605
00:48:39,504 --> 00:48:43,455
Um. Excuse me.
I'll go see.
606
00:48:44,205 --> 00:48:47,667
Forget it! I'll
have a burger.
607
00:48:48,209 --> 00:48:52,005
I'll have a cheeseburger, ketchup,
no onions, and a cup of black coffee.
608
00:48:52,339 --> 00:48:54,382
One camel burger with
goat cheese and ketchup!
609
00:48:54,758 --> 00:48:56,718
Camel burger, goat
cheese, ketchup!
610
00:49:13,443 --> 00:49:15,487
I'll have the couscous.
- Me too.
611
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:16,738
Two couscous!
612
00:49:17,072 --> 00:49:20,575
Two couscous.
- Your order will be ready in just a sec.
613
00:49:20,815 --> 00:49:23,795
Ooh, wait, Miss. Is that
your boss in the back there?
614
00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:26,831
I really would like to
talk to him about a job.
615
00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:28,458
Let me check.
616
00:49:36,508 --> 00:49:38,176
Ooh... I'm sorry.
617
00:49:38,468 --> 00:49:39,961
What the hell do you
think you're doing.
618
00:49:39,961 --> 00:49:41,414
I said we'll ask the questions!
619
00:49:41,704 --> 00:49:44,681
The only thing I've heard you ask
is what the King Tut Special was!
620
00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:46,944
Somebody gotta
take the initiative.
621
00:49:57,445 --> 00:49:58,988
Who are those people?
622
00:49:59,823 --> 00:50:03,076
Customers, I guess?
- Why don't you feed them in the parking lot.
623
00:50:03,410 --> 00:50:05,203
You know we don't like
outsiders in here.
624
00:50:06,246 --> 00:50:07,789
She is so stupid.
625
00:50:08,123 --> 00:50:09,999
And you are fat and ugly.
626
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,478
They do not look
like customers to me.
627
00:50:16,139 --> 00:50:19,429
Nemo, Marsha. Be patience.
Their time will come.
628
00:50:19,429 --> 00:50:22,262
The girl wants to ask
you about a job, Mr. Cairo.
629
00:50:22,595 --> 00:50:25,348
She likes the costumes that
we have to wear.
630
00:50:25,974 --> 00:50:27,475
I think she's nice.
631
00:50:28,017 --> 00:50:29,310
What should I tell her?
632
00:50:30,687 --> 00:50:32,689
Let me think, child.
633
00:50:46,119 --> 00:50:47,620
Excuse me, guys.
634
00:50:48,288 --> 00:50:51,613
Hey, I talked to Mr. Cairo and he
says he needs a new waitress.
635
00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,101
He wants to talk to you.
636
00:50:53,101 --> 00:50:55,920
That's great!
Deedee. Deedee Taylor.
637
00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:59,503
My name's Grace.
We're gonna have so much fun together!
638
00:50:59,830 --> 00:51:00,607
I just know it.
639
00:51:01,004 --> 00:51:04,137
What's our boss like?
Very mysterious...
640
00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:08,859
Oh he is mysterious, but he is so nice.
You know, I met him in Las Vegas
641
00:51:08,859 --> 00:51:10,362
when I was really down and out.
642
00:51:10,362 --> 00:51:14,444
But then he paid for my bus ticket so
I could come up here and start my new career.
643
00:51:16,149 --> 00:51:17,609
As a waitress.
644
00:51:17,942 --> 00:51:20,730
He says he's even gonna give me lessons.
- Lessons?
645
00:51:20,979 --> 00:51:22,644
Waitress lessons, ya know...
- Oh...
646
00:51:23,156 --> 00:51:24,532
No way Taylor, it's out of
the questions.
647
00:51:24,824 --> 00:51:27,356
That waitress is in danger. I've got to
warn her and find out all I can
648
00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:29,903
...about her boss.
She's gonna meet with him later tonight!
649
00:51:29,903 --> 00:51:31,039
- I said no way.
650
00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:33,240
Here's her address. I copied it
down for you.
651
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,367
Now I might need some backup
when I go in the motel.
652
00:51:35,367 --> 00:51:37,054
Backup my butt!
653
00:51:37,411 --> 00:51:42,021
I'm staying at that motel. I'm asking
a few questions, I'm getting a few answers.
654
00:51:42,021 --> 00:51:45,014
I'm gonna find out what happened
to my father if it kills me,
655
00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:49,540
and if it doesn't, I'm gonna see that
killer fry until his earwax bubbles!
656
00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:56,548
And if you try and stop me, I'll tell the
chief that you interfered
657
00:51:56,572 --> 00:51:59,682
in this investigation and
he'll shoot you where you stand!
658
00:52:31,266 --> 00:52:34,018
Yes, beautiful lady, how may
I be of assistance?
659
00:52:35,061 --> 00:52:37,438
I would like a room, please.
- Certainly.
660
00:52:37,772 --> 00:52:39,357
That'll be $12, even.
661
00:52:45,655 --> 00:52:47,907
Anything else I could help
you with, my dear?
662
00:52:48,741 --> 00:52:51,536
Yes, I would like
something for later.
663
00:52:52,704 --> 00:52:54,789
I know exactly what you mean.
664
00:52:56,124 --> 00:52:59,752
If I may suggest this special device with...
- No! Ha...
665
00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:05,174
I meant something to drink.
A cup of tea.
666
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,844
Could that nice waitress
from the restaurant bring me some?
667
00:53:08,761 --> 00:53:12,057
We don't normally offer
room service.
668
00:53:16,185 --> 00:53:19,216
But for a delicate water, even
the wind must bend.
669
00:53:19,216 --> 00:53:21,456
I will see to it personally.
670
00:53:24,277 --> 00:53:25,814
You sure you wouldn't like
the heat seeking...
671
00:53:29,741 --> 00:53:31,451
Come on...
672
00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:39,417
You creep!
673
00:53:46,299 --> 00:53:51,596
HAD NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
BIG SEXUAL PROBLEM.
674
00:53:56,184 --> 00:53:59,228
Figures. I get
all the good ones.
675
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,373
Joe's Out Call Girls, what's your pleasure?
- Girl, it's Sandy.
676
00:55:16,373 --> 00:55:19,466
I've been ringing every 10 minutes
for an hour, there's nobody here
677
00:55:19,466 --> 00:55:23,521
and it's raining, damn it...
678
00:55:24,063 --> 00:55:26,441
I know... many miles...
679
00:55:26,774 --> 00:55:28,109
through the snow...
680
00:55:29,796 --> 00:55:32,155
Jesus, I work in a
supermarket or something.
681
00:55:32,488 --> 00:55:35,554
Okay, I'm gonna get a cab
and come in, alright.
682
00:55:35,616 --> 00:55:37,702
Oh, alright, but jesus...
- Okay, bye.
683
00:55:44,751 --> 00:55:49,589
You gotta be kidding. Two bit whore
without a quarter. It's not my day.
684
00:55:54,385 --> 00:55:56,429
Mister... do you got
a quarter?
685
00:55:59,891 --> 00:56:03,019
Hey, if you don't have a quarter,
that's okay too, man.
686
00:57:02,370 --> 00:57:05,331
TIME EXPIRED
687
00:57:16,092 --> 00:57:19,532
Hit me! Not like that!
- Ohh! I like it!
688
00:57:32,170 --> 00:57:33,151
Oh, god, she's such a pain
in the ass.
689
00:57:34,865 --> 00:57:38,790
She's been in there over two hours.
- Gotta stay awake for her, Joe.
690
00:57:38,823 --> 00:57:42,723
Yeah, right. If she's killed
it'll save us a trip back out here.
691
00:57:44,078 --> 00:57:46,747
You're a warm, caring
person, Blocker.
692
00:57:47,081 --> 00:57:50,952
Central to Car 107. Come in...
- Uh 107, go ahead, over.
693
00:57:50,952 --> 00:57:53,926
Uh, there's been another murder
at 226 Boxholder Lane.
694
00:57:53,926 --> 00:57:56,278
Chief wants you guys here...
- Joe, that's your address!
695
00:57:56,278 --> 00:57:58,273
That's your address, Joe!
- I know it's my address!
696
00:57:58,273 --> 00:57:59,840
We gotta get over there!
697
00:58:13,232 --> 00:58:17,236
Who is it?
- It's me, room service.
698
00:58:17,570 --> 00:58:22,074
Oh, Grace. I never
thought you'd get here.
699
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:27,121
This is such a creepy place.
700
00:58:38,341 --> 00:58:41,105
You're gonna love this one, Joe.
You're just gonna love it!
701
00:58:41,928 --> 00:58:42,845
Well leave me alone,
will ya?
702
00:58:42,932 --> 00:58:45,890
But this one's a blockbuster!
Two thumbs up on this one!
703
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:48,267
Sweeney, go check it out.
- Come on, Joe.
704
00:58:48,684 --> 00:58:50,496
Even got a note in
English this time.
705
00:58:50,496 --> 00:58:54,915
Look, I'll be right over, I promise.
- Trouble is, it doesn't make any sense.
706
00:58:55,107 --> 00:58:57,511
What do you mean?
- She's not a meter maid.
707
00:58:57,511 --> 00:58:58,258
What'd you say?
708
00:58:58,258 --> 00:59:01,572
She's a hooker,
not a meter maid.
709
00:59:01,864 --> 00:59:03,783
What the hell is
going on?!
710
00:59:23,219 --> 00:59:25,137
METER MAID
YOUR TIME IS UP!
711
00:59:26,472 --> 00:59:27,223
Where's the fire, Blocker?!
712
00:59:27,556 --> 00:59:29,337
Taylor's in trouble.
I gotta get back to the motel.
713
00:59:29,429 --> 00:59:31,636
You're the one's in trouble!
Is that your apartment house?!
714
00:59:31,636 --> 00:59:32,821
What are you getting at?
715
00:59:32,821 --> 00:59:36,472
Can anyone verify where
you were in the last 60 minutes?
716
00:59:36,472 --> 00:59:37,942
Sure! Sweeney here!
717
00:59:37,990 --> 00:59:42,196
He's not included.
- God, I can't talk now. Come on, Sweeney!
718
00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:43,372
Grab him!
- God damnit! Let go...
719
00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:45,119
There's a girl about
to be murdered!
720
00:59:45,410 --> 00:59:49,370
A girl was killed!
Sandy Kleinbacker from Las Vegas.
721
00:59:49,819 --> 00:59:51,580
You knew all of them
in Las Vegas.
722
00:59:52,123 --> 00:59:55,293
Where you were under psychiatric
care after your breakdown!
723
00:59:55,595 --> 00:59:59,049
And then you move here and
the murders start all over again!
724
00:59:59,482 --> 01:00:02,188
You've always been a woman-hater
and everybody knows it!
725
01:00:02,188 --> 01:00:05,150
Bullshit!
- Is it? Is it?!
726
01:00:05,353 --> 01:00:08,658
Gwendoline told me everything.
That's why she left you.
727
01:00:08,986 --> 01:00:13,497
Oh, I know all about you, Blocker!
- Gwendolin didn't know shit!
728
01:00:13,756 --> 01:00:15,896
She kicked me when I was
down. That's all she ever knew.
729
01:00:16,258 --> 01:00:19,343
No one deserves that silly
twat more than you!
730
01:00:21,736 --> 01:00:25,156
What did you call my wife?
- A twat!
731
01:00:25,740 --> 01:00:27,116
Like you have down there.
732
01:00:29,368 --> 01:00:31,746
Take another one!
733
01:00:32,747 --> 01:00:33,706
Oh no you don't!
734
01:00:34,081 --> 01:00:36,284
Oh... yes I do!
735
01:00:37,503 --> 01:00:40,296
Outstanding for a geek!
736
01:00:41,797 --> 01:00:43,591
Come on, Sweeney!
737
01:00:52,433 --> 01:00:53,851
103...
738
01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:55,227
105...
739
01:00:55,770 --> 01:00:57,938
107!
- Deedee!
740
01:00:58,272 --> 01:01:01,859
It's a briefcase. He's got her!
- Shit!
741
01:01:03,152 --> 01:01:06,030
The address. She gave you
the waitress' address.
742
01:01:06,184 --> 01:01:08,145
The waitress can tell us
where to find Cairo!
743
01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:10,785
Shit! Where did I put it?
744
01:01:12,370 --> 01:01:15,184
The parking lot!
You threw it out the window!
745
01:01:19,001 --> 01:01:20,624
You seem very interested...
746
01:01:20,824 --> 01:01:24,094
in a poor businessman down
in Egypt Town. Why is that?
747
01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:30,054
I just wanted to apply for
a job as a waitress.
748
01:01:30,471 --> 01:01:32,390
A girl likes to know who
she's working for.
749
01:01:32,723 --> 01:01:33,391
Yes.
750
01:01:34,975 --> 01:01:37,561
So our lovely Grace
has told me.
751
01:01:38,425 --> 01:01:41,857
You know, of course,
my waitresses are very special.
752
01:01:42,274 --> 01:01:45,111
They possess very special
qualities.
753
01:01:45,861 --> 01:01:47,780
I train them personally.
754
01:01:48,447 --> 01:01:51,033
Hold her!
- Hey, what are you doing?!
755
01:01:52,493 --> 01:01:54,703
We discussed special qualities.
756
01:01:55,329 --> 01:01:57,289
I must see if you have them.
757
01:01:57,790 --> 01:01:59,125
Stop it!
758
01:02:01,043 --> 01:02:05,798
You will show me, child.
You will show me all.
759
01:02:16,642 --> 01:02:19,019
Unfortunately, I have a
previous appointment.
760
01:02:20,563 --> 01:02:24,525
Annoint her body...
in special oils.
761
01:02:25,693 --> 01:02:28,028
Dress her in
lovely garments.
762
01:02:30,197 --> 01:02:32,992
Then lock her ass up
until I get back.
763
01:02:36,495 --> 01:02:39,304
This is a parking ticket.
I can't believe someone just
764
01:02:39,304 --> 01:02:41,612
threw away a parking ticket...
you just ignore this thing.
765
01:02:41,612 --> 01:02:44,587
Sweeney, would you put
that down and just keep looking.
766
01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:48,632
Wait! Here, here. I found it. Let's go!
- Okay.
767
01:02:52,136 --> 01:02:54,680
HOME OF GRACE
FUTURE WAITRESS
768
01:02:59,351 --> 01:03:01,562
It's time for your
lessons, my child.
769
01:03:01,896 --> 01:03:05,107
Mister Cairo.
Come on in.
770
01:03:23,501 --> 01:03:27,338
I'm so happy you're willing to
spend all this time with me.
771
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:40,309
I just hope you'll let me
show my appreciation.
772
01:03:40,893 --> 01:03:43,145
Of course, my dear.
773
01:03:53,113 --> 01:03:55,699
Come. Come, come.
774
01:04:00,371 --> 01:04:04,458
So soft... so pale...
775
01:04:06,001 --> 01:04:08,671
Like the translucent
underbelly of a lily.
776
01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:13,008
Go into the bedroom,
Grace, dear.
777
01:04:14,009 --> 01:04:15,511
Put on this uniform.
778
01:04:21,308 --> 01:04:23,894
That's a pretty skimpy uniform.
- Mmm.
779
01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:30,276
I don't understand, I...
- You need only understand...
780
01:04:30,818 --> 01:04:35,573
that to allow the correct processes,
to assert the autonomous natures,
781
01:04:35,864 --> 01:04:40,619
the uniform must be as unencumbering
as is humanly possible.
782
01:04:43,747 --> 01:04:45,749
Trust me, my dear.
783
01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:48,752
Okay.
784
01:04:49,358 --> 01:04:50,358
Now...
785
01:04:50,879 --> 01:04:55,634
put them on. Put them on
very quickly.
786
01:05:14,737 --> 01:05:18,240
Jeez. This is dark and scary.
787
01:05:19,867 --> 01:05:22,286
Get the flashlights.
788
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:30,628
Let's go.
789
01:05:45,351 --> 01:05:52,733
Great! Wonderful! Let's go!
Once again, and, one, two, three, four...
790
01:05:53,192 --> 01:05:59,406
Climb. Two, three, four. To the sky!
Good! Wonderful! Let's stretch!
791
01:05:59,901 --> 01:06:04,876
Don't forget to breath! Breath!
Two, three, one, two, three...
792
01:06:04,876 --> 01:06:08,465
four, step, two, three.
Four, knees high! Up!
793
01:06:22,805 --> 01:06:29,730
Wonderful! Energy, and calories
are burning! That's it! Good, people!
794
01:06:29,730 --> 01:06:33,765
Keep it going people!
One, two, three, four, step!...
795
01:07:01,969 --> 01:07:04,869
I'm ready, Mr. Cairo. Should I
come out now?
796
01:07:04,869 --> 01:07:09,564
Perhaps we will need to
remove... all of your garments.
797
01:07:09,685 --> 01:07:14,760
All of them. All the better
to see your lovely buttocks.
798
01:07:15,582 --> 01:07:18,527
Like my other flowers.
799
01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:35,210
We must begin! Oh, yes.
800
01:07:35,669 --> 01:07:38,396
Oh just... just...
801
01:07:38,396 --> 01:07:41,302
recline on the davenport, my child.
802
01:07:41,842 --> 01:07:44,219
Recline and relax.
803
01:07:44,678 --> 01:07:48,010
While I prepare for
the documentation
804
01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:52,770
of your achieving perfection
as a waitress.
805
01:07:53,896 --> 01:07:56,523
That's it. As a waitress.
806
01:08:34,603 --> 01:08:36,188
Grace?
807
01:08:39,775 --> 01:08:42,361
Where the hell's Cairo?!
You better tell us!
808
01:08:43,195 --> 01:08:44,238
That's Deedee's clothes!
809
01:08:44,530 --> 01:08:47,449
Where the hell is she?
Where the hell is she!
810
01:08:55,749 --> 01:08:58,877
You gotta be fucking kidding.
- I don't think they're kidding, Joe.
811
01:09:00,712 --> 01:09:03,481
They're not kidding, Joe!
812
01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:08,971
Birdwell! Shoot them!
813
01:09:09,263 --> 01:09:11,515
Can't kill women, Joe!
- Start with one!
814
01:09:11,849 --> 01:09:14,017
This one!
Shoot this one!
815
01:09:15,853 --> 01:09:17,896
I want to but I can't!
816
01:09:19,690 --> 01:09:21,441
I am warning you!
817
01:09:54,641 --> 01:09:59,771
Joe, I can't believe you actually
shot those women.
818
01:09:59,947 --> 01:10:01,714
Because they're pretty, is that it?
819
01:10:01,858 --> 01:10:04,725
Admit it, Sweeney!
You think they're pretty!
820
01:10:04,985 --> 01:10:07,738
Erma? What the hell are
you doing here?
821
01:10:52,699 --> 01:10:54,952
No, no! Please, don't, please!
822
01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:58,580
Just on time, Deedee.
A very important element.
823
01:11:02,793 --> 01:11:06,713
The brain. Binds the
broth together in a jelly of fear.
824
01:11:09,967 --> 01:11:13,011
Fear the poor girl felt
before I ripped it from her head.
825
01:11:13,845 --> 01:11:15,389
Fear...
826
01:11:16,723 --> 01:11:18,558
like you're feeling now.
827
01:11:19,017 --> 01:11:21,053
You're the killer?
- Bingo.
828
01:11:23,063 --> 01:11:28,485
There's only one more ingredient needed.
Something very special.
829
01:11:30,153 --> 01:11:33,407
Luber! Oh, thank the gods!
Help me, please!
830
01:11:33,739 --> 01:11:34,467
Help me!
831
01:11:34,491 --> 01:11:37,137
I cannot, great one,
unless she commands me.
832
01:11:37,406 --> 01:11:40,045
Luber, get me down
you fat pig!
833
01:11:40,445 --> 01:11:41,999
She is not your master.
I am your master!
834
01:11:42,143 --> 01:11:43,250
She is my master.
835
01:11:43,834 --> 01:11:45,043
She has always
been my master.
836
01:11:46,253 --> 01:11:49,168
Besides, she never calls
me fat and ugly like you do.
837
01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:54,052
I am very sensitive
about my weight problem.
838
01:12:00,851 --> 01:12:02,769
Sweeney!
839
01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:07,065
You and Erma look through there!
I'm gonna look down here.
840
01:12:07,372 --> 01:12:10,777
I want to come with you, Joe!
- Sweeney, just do it!
841
01:12:25,292 --> 01:12:27,210
Do you know what I need, Deedee?
842
01:12:29,171 --> 01:12:31,089
Why don't you guess.
843
01:12:32,466 --> 01:12:35,802
Tears. Just tears.
844
01:12:37,012 --> 01:12:39,598
Tears from a virgin
taken in sorrow.
845
01:12:41,308 --> 01:12:43,643
Are you a virgin, kiddo?
846
01:12:49,733 --> 01:12:51,526
Aren't we lucky.
847
01:12:53,153 --> 01:12:54,696
Go ahead, Lober.
848
01:12:55,030 --> 01:13:00,035
She's yours... but hurt her!
Hurt her bad!
849
01:13:02,621 --> 01:13:05,980
If you think you're gonna get
tears because this bozo bounces me
850
01:13:05,980 --> 01:13:07,640
you're nuts, lady.
851
01:13:08,001 --> 01:13:10,212
No tears?
852
01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:15,842
No tears!
853
01:13:17,928 --> 01:13:19,596
You wanna bet!
854
01:13:29,473 --> 01:13:30,816
Daddy!
855
01:13:31,191 --> 01:13:32,109
Gotcha!
856
01:13:33,699 --> 01:13:34,699
Oh no...
857
01:13:56,174 --> 01:13:57,717
Why?
- Why?
858
01:13:58,009 --> 01:13:59,511
To avenge my father.
859
01:14:00,554 --> 01:14:03,515
Three men killed him,
and three will pay.
860
01:14:07,686 --> 01:14:10,063
Number one will be
Uncle Jack.
861
01:14:10,605 --> 01:14:14,526
Who turned my father into
the police so he could grab the formula.
862
01:14:14,860 --> 01:14:18,947
Uncle?
- Oh, are you surprised, Uncle Jack?
863
01:14:20,448 --> 01:14:24,119
Stick me away in a convent
and run away!
864
01:14:24,536 --> 01:14:26,955
Why don't you run
away from this!
865
01:14:34,321 --> 01:14:34,721
Oh no.
866
01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:41,986
No! The tears of infinity!
Don't do this to me!
867
01:14:42,430 --> 01:14:44,832
Don't do this to me,
you can't do this to me!
868
01:14:54,482 --> 01:14:56,359
Grace, don't kill him!
869
01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:58,987
I'll more than kill him.
Much more than kill.
870
01:15:00,421 --> 01:15:04,908
The taste of pure blood. I've reversed
my father's formula for purification.
871
01:15:05,073 --> 01:15:09,527
The body is shriveled and the
soul is locked in hell.
872
01:15:10,290 --> 01:15:13,614
Until the end of time!
873
01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:29,059
Eternal damnation city.
874
01:16:28,660 --> 01:16:33,771
Daddy... Daddy, I’m here!
Hold on, please, hold on!
875
01:16:34,124 --> 01:16:37,252
And now Deedee, time for number two.
Daddy Taylor.
876
01:16:37,585 --> 01:16:41,771
If you put him in that stuff, I swear
I'll rip your guts out with my teeth!
877
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:45,635
Shut up! Now do it to her,
and do it bad!
878
01:17:05,864 --> 01:17:09,806
What about!
- I can't.
879
01:17:10,190 --> 01:17:13,432
You what?
- I'm trying, I just can't.
880
01:17:13,496 --> 01:17:15,623
You make me nervous
with that weird costume...
881
01:17:15,957 --> 01:17:19,912
You spoiling everything!
I need more tears!
882
01:17:34,601 --> 01:17:36,519
That's better!
883
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:46,196
Leave my father
alone, you crazy bitch!
884
01:17:47,989 --> 01:17:55,631
Somebody... anybody... help me!
885
01:17:59,292 --> 01:18:00,210
Joe!
886
01:18:00,543 --> 01:18:02,359
Get off of her, you sweaty ape!
887
01:18:02,832 --> 01:18:04,701
Or I'll blow your ass off!
888
01:18:06,601 --> 01:18:09,606
Take him, Lober!
- Yes, highness.
889
01:18:12,263 --> 01:18:14,891
Stop him... or I'll shoot.
- No matter.
890
01:18:16,976 --> 01:18:18,269
I'll kill him!
891
01:18:27,258 --> 01:18:27,940
Joe!
892
01:18:27,940 --> 01:18:31,699
Joe! Hit him! Hit him hard!
- Right... right.
893
01:18:50,385 --> 01:18:52,512
Joe, look out! Look...
894
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:00,600
Joe!
895
01:19:03,690 --> 01:19:05,150
Just who the hell are you!?
896
01:19:05,483 --> 01:19:10,405
Semmet Cairo's daughter.
Welcome, Joe Blocker, number three.
897
01:19:11,281 --> 01:19:13,575
My vengeance is complete.
898
01:19:26,379 --> 01:19:28,965
Instead, in blackness,
899
01:19:29,674 --> 01:19:32,719
void of breath.
900
01:19:32,762 --> 01:19:35,805
Weep and swallow,
901
01:19:36,181 --> 01:19:39,767
endless death!
902
01:19:40,226 --> 01:19:42,687
What the hell is
that outfit?
903
01:19:44,022 --> 01:19:45,857
Do you think she's pretty?!
904
01:19:46,733 --> 01:19:52,060
Ahh! It is Anubis,
dreadlord of the underground!
905
01:19:52,363 --> 01:19:54,464
Deedee!
- He comes to take us, highness!
906
01:19:54,741 --> 01:19:56,107
It is not Anubis, you fool!
907
01:19:56,107 --> 01:19:57,824
Sweeney!
908
01:19:59,121 --> 01:20:01,627
Keep him down!
- It is Anubis!
909
01:20:01,627 --> 01:20:04,159
It is not Anubis!
- It is Anubis!
910
01:20:05,410 --> 01:20:06,743
Shit it's not loaded!
911
01:20:08,796 --> 01:20:10,465
It is not Anubis!
912
01:20:10,924 --> 01:20:13,593
The fuck it is!
And I know Anubis when I see him!
913
01:20:14,219 --> 01:20:15,803
Sweeney, shoot!
914
01:20:16,679 --> 01:20:18,973
Oh no! Oh no!
915
01:20:50,213 --> 01:20:52,215
Anybody makes a move
and she buys it.
916
01:20:52,757 --> 01:20:56,094
Ear to little ear. Don't anybody
move a muscle!
917
01:21:24,747 --> 01:21:28,167
Let the girl go!
Now!
918
01:21:39,887 --> 01:21:45,602
I said let the girl go!
Anubis commands it!
919
01:21:56,029 --> 01:21:59,198
Damnit! Anubis says
let her go!
920
01:22:16,674 --> 01:22:19,385
Come on you guys!
This way!
921
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,356
This is for my father!
922
01:22:37,487 --> 01:22:40,261
Ow! Stop biting!
923
01:23:37,964 --> 01:23:40,007
Alright, hold it right there lady!
I'll shoot!
924
01:23:40,508 --> 01:23:44,345
Joe, you better hope I hold it!
If I take my foot off this safety,
925
01:23:44,679 --> 01:23:46,889
this crusher's gonna turn
your bimbo into apple butter.
926
01:23:51,436 --> 01:23:54,480
You're under arrest! You
have the right to remain silent.
927
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:59,113
Anything you say can
and will be used against you...
928
01:23:59,345 --> 01:24:00,642
in a court of law.
929
01:24:00,642 --> 01:24:03,591
You have the right to talk to
a lawyer and him present
930
01:24:03,591 --> 01:24:06,191
with you while you are
being questioned.
931
01:24:06,324 --> 01:24:07,993
Put it down!
- No!
932
01:24:08,184 --> 01:24:09,996
Not this time, no nuts!
933
01:24:10,105 --> 01:24:13,563
This time, I'm gonna really give you
something to remember!
934
01:24:13,563 --> 01:24:17,373
Like on the side of this bitch's face
and I'll throw it to you like a frisbee!
935
01:24:18,456 --> 01:24:20,089
Sweeney, shut up!
- ...guarantee those rights...
936
01:24:20,423 --> 01:24:21,674
Shut up, Sweeney!
937
01:24:21,966 --> 01:24:24,435
I gotta read her... her rights!
938
01:24:24,677 --> 01:24:26,345
Not this time!
939
01:24:32,393 --> 01:24:36,189
Sayonara, sweetheart!
You can kiss your father in hell!
940
01:24:38,232 --> 01:24:41,877
You can kiss my ass in the same place.
You're coming with me!
941
01:24:44,197 --> 01:24:45,239
Deedee!
942
01:24:53,664 --> 01:24:55,917
Come on! Do it!
- Give it to her!
943
01:25:13,184 --> 01:25:16,152
You can throw up any time now, pussy!
It's gonna get ugly!
944
01:25:17,021 --> 01:25:22,276
Oh, I wouldn't wanna miss this one!
- I'll tell you...
945
01:25:22,735 --> 01:25:24,278
Limp dick!...
946
01:25:44,257 --> 01:25:45,758
Like spring rain.
947
01:26:08,471 --> 01:26:10,793
Tomato salmon casserole.
948
01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:21,521
Ha ha ha!
949
01:26:22,022 --> 01:26:23,022
Woo!
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