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- Dad?

- I can't stay here anymore.

# I don't want
to give you away #

# I was hoping that you
would stay you would stay #

- So who's Paul?

- He's the Headmaster.

- What kind of school is it?

- Private.

- How do you know him?

- College.

He dated your mom before I did.

After he forgave us we
became very good friends.

# I want to know #

# How to move on #

# You were covered with #

# Black and gray #

# Waiting for your
chance to run away #

# Run away run away #

# Left all alone #

# I wanna know #

# I wanna know #

# I wanna know #

- You know, I gotta
tell you, it's about

the fastest deal I've
ever done in my life.

You know, with a
house, most people

want to look every which way
up and down, round and round.

Not you guys, huh?

You come you look, you
like it you take it.

Super fast, huh?

- How long you been up?

- Awhile.

Yeah Paul dropped off
the box of clothes

from the lost and found, I guess

just until we can get
you some new ones.

- Do I wear a uniform?

- It's a fancy place.

- Please don't tell
me this is all boys.

- Okay Wes,
we got books check,

schedule check,
unacceptable shoes check.

- We'll go shopping
right after school.

- Great.

So, you pick a sport yet?

- Yeah, I'm not really
a big sports guy.

- Well, I'm afraid
it's mandatory.

This time of year
your choices are

football, fencing
and cross country.

- Okay, thanks,
Mr. Abernac.

- Good luck, soldier.

- I don't know how to
thank you for this, Paul.

How you holding up?

- Fine.

- Well hopefully a fresh start
will do you both some good.

- I'm sure it will.

- Yes, yes, the first
day hork, gotta love it.

- Alright, alright I'm seeing.

I'm seeing some taquitos,
some zucchini...

You really like
zucchini, huh, new kid?

- I see some jello there.

- That's enough forensic
analysis, gentleman.

- Gotta respect the first
day hork.

- Welcome to cross country.

- How was cross country?

- Oh it was, whatever.

Won't this kind of
remind you of mom?

- It's not that I don't
want to be reminded.

I just want to have
some control over it.

I want you to have the car.

- What do you mean?

- Kid your age aught to
have your own set of wheels.

- How are you gonna get around?

- Previous tenant just
left it behind I guess.

- You know Dad,
I've never seen you

ride a bike in my entire life.

- Well I assure I am
perfectly capable of it.

- See you there.

- Ass hat!

- Sorry.

- God.

- Aw man, you got
Aminheimer for trig?

Better get some nose plugs, guy
smells like a dying warthog.

- Hey Mason, here
comes the circus.

- You know I always expect like

12 midgets to get
out of that thing.

- There's one.

- Hey Goober, when do
the elephants get here?

- Aw man, my
favorite time of day.

Behold the muff truck.

- How come we don't get to
take classes at their school?

- Because we'd never come back.

Good morning. ladies.

- Hey Mason.

- Hey Kim.

- Hey yourself.

- What's up Missy?

- Hey Tommy.

- Hey Lacey.

Shut up.

- And the area of this circle
of course is Pi R squared.

And then multiply by
the height to give us

the volume of the
cylinder right?

Any questions? Yes?

- What's with the belt?

- That's just something I do.

- Freak.

- And it looks like
we're out of time.

You have the
homework and it's on

the website if
you need to check.

- So how goes it so far?

- Great, seem like nice boys.

- They're not.

They're spoiled little snots
who won't have to work

a day in their lives
unless daddy runs off

with the secretary and takes
all the money with him.

Just kidding, of course.

Bill, I don't want to
overstep my bounds but

have you had the chance to
talk to anybody about Jeanie?

- I mean,

you know once in a while
call my brother or--

- I mean a professional,
'cause I happen to know a guy.

Got a flawless reputation,
well respected.

Our health plan will
cover everything

so it won't cost you a dime.

- I don't know.

- Okay look, this
really isn't about you.

You see as long as I
keep up the appearance

of caring about my
staff it maintains

my carefully crafted
image of being a good guy.

- Got it, that makes sense.

- Yeah I knew
you'd understand so

good idea, terrible idea?

- I guess probably a good idea.

- I couldn't help
but notice that those

who didn't do well on the test

are also behind
on their homework.

So if you want to
improve your grade please

I would suggest you pay
attention to your assignments.

Make sense, right? Thank you.

I thought you would agree.

You know I like to think
that I'm a good teacher.

But two students
working together

can sometimes be quite helpful.

How would you like to be Miss
Westmans's homework partner?

- Yeah sure.

- Lacy?

- Yeah.

- Thank you, you can go now.

- Okay so what's up with
that Lacy Westman girl?

- The Princess of Darkness.

- You mean my future wife?

- Dude she would have sex with
you and then eat your head.

- She going out with anybody?

- Yeah Mason.

- They are not going out.

- Oh really well what
would you call it?

- Using her whenever
he feels like it.

- Mrs. Oselle asked me to
be her homework partner.

- Shut up.

- Dude why the hell doesn't
stuff like that happen to me?

- Because you're nasty

and objectionable at
almost every level.

Oh man, we gotta catch up.

You're not gonna
mind if we smoke you?

- Go for it.

- Sucks when the little
guy beats you, doesn't it?

- Good luck with Lacy.

- Hi, I'm Lacy's
homework partner.

- Mom, I got it.

- You didn't say anything
about a homework partner.

- Mom, I have
a homework partner.

Come on.

- You ride horses?

- Look we don't
have to make cordial

chit chat or become
besties okay.

The only reason
I'm doing this is

she said she'd give
me extra credit,

which I need, because if I fail

then I'd have to do
Junior year over again

and I'd rather put my
head in a wood chipper.

- Okay.

- You can use that chair.

I'm sure you've
heard I'm a kind of

freak, slut, basket
case, but I'm afraid

any hope you had of us
having wild gymnastic sex

are destined to be frustrated.

- Gotcha.

- My friends used to
call the version of me

before I met Jeanie
PJ for pre-Jeanie and

the person I became after we
met was AJ for after Jeanie.

Apparently PJ was this
kind of lifeless lump

and AJ was a great, fun guy.

- How long was it between
her diagnoses and death?

- 61 days.

- I'm sorry.

So Bill, neurons, neurons that
fire together wire together.

So when we're happy the
neurons in our brain

align in way that
tends to sustain

that feeling of well being.

The same idea also
applies to depression.

Like what you'd expect
during a period of grief.

Now grief is completely
normal of course.

But a year or more outside
of a grief inducing vent,

I like to see my patients in
more of an emergent posture.

The good news is that
we have a battery

of medications available to us

to help kick start you
in the right direction.

I'd like to write
you a prescription

for something called Lexapro.

It will boost the levels
of serotonin in your brain.

And it's likely that you'll feel

a little bit better by
the next time we meet.

Are you comfortable with that?

- If you think it'll help.

- You hungry, sweetie?

I can fix you a plate.

- You better get
it while you can.

When it comes to your
mom's macaroni salad

I wait for no man or boy.

- So Mom tell us
why of all the things

you could have done
on your birthday

you chose something
as boring as a picnic.

- Because a boring picnic
let's me have my two favorite

people in the whole wide
world all to myself.

Just being me here makes me feel

so very, very very happy.

- Here it comes.

Another Jeanie Palet spontaneous
outburst of affection.

- I just can't help it.

- Okay okay,
make it stop please.

- You hungry, sweetie?

I can fix you a plate.

Okay you ready?

Rules for Wes, part
two, number one.

You will remember that
among life's many joys

it can also be very
hard but just know

it has nothing at
all to do with you.

You, Wes are a
bright shining star.

I'm sorry, can we just stop?

I just love you so much.

Don't ever forget that.

- You guys hear about
Taber's party this weekend?

- Please, it's an
exercise in futility.

I just want to touch
a girl, like this.

- Stop that immediately.

- You know what you
really need, Goob?

You need a girl
you can look up to.

- Oh, speaking of which,
how's it going with Lacy?

- Dude I swear if
you transfer in

from North San Fran-wherever
and bag Lacy Westman

I'm gonna be so pissed.

- Yeah I really don't think
you need to worry about that.

- Dude, you're her tutor.

You're an authority figure.

Chicks love that.

- Think that may be your
fantasy Raf not hers.

- Seriously though,
what's the deal?

- I don't know man,
there is no deal.

I mean as far as I can
tell she hates my guts.

- Yeah man,
welcome to my world.

- You know, it's funny,
you French are supposed

to be so picky about your coffee

but I see you sucking down a
lot of Folgers here, young lady.

- Well, we have to
make do don't we?

- Listen, I got some
primo box seats

for the LA Clips Friday night.

What do you say you an me go out

we get a couple of cadillac--

- Listen I'm very sorry
but I have to discuss

a student right now so
perhaps we can speak later.

Thank you.

Excuse me?

Sorry I know we
haven't officially met,

but if you could
pretend to talk to me

for a minute I would
very much appreciate it.

- Okay.

- I'm Carine Oselle.

- Hi, Bill Palet.

- You know, I don't know if
you have that expression,

but in France sometimes we say

better a stranger
than someone you know.

- Oh yeah, I think our
expression is anyone but him.

- Your son is in
my class, French.

- Yes.

- He's very advanced.

- Well Wes's mother was fluent.

- Was she French?

- No.

Michigander actually but
when she was a little girl

she heard that French
was a romance language.

And she thought
if she learned it

her life would be romantic.

- Nice, and was it?

- I guess it was yes.

- Darwinism is so depressing.

If you just so happen to be born

with the traits
girls deem desirable

then your chin deep in the booty

but if not then your
left out on the fringe

hoping that one of the alpha
males falls off a cliff

or gets eaten by a saber
tooth or some shit.

- Don't forget about being rich.

- That's very true,
instant short cut no doubt.

You know what screw this.

I'm going home so I can study,

get into a good college, get
a good job, and get rich.

It's my only hope at this point.

See you later, masturbator.

- Later.

- Okay that should be...

- Should this be...

Please leave.

- Look I don't want--

- Just wait outside.

- She's
in trouble, isn't she?

- What do you mean?

- For failing French.

- She's not gonna fail.

- You're Wes.

- You're?

- Annabelle.

- There's a girl at my old
school named Annabelle.

We called her Banana Bell.

- That's what Lacy calls me.

- Can I call you that?

- No.

- Why not?

- Because it's a privilege
you haven't earned.

- No one really makes friendly

conversation in
this house do they?

- That means you can go back in.

- Promise me you
won't tell anybody.

- Okay.

- No I need to hear you promise.

- Promise.

- Yo Palet, you
realize it's been like

three weeks since
you last upchucked.

- Oh look at Wes,
growing up so fast.

- Wes, can I talk to
you for a moment?

Hi, I just wanted to ask how
things are going with Lacy.

- They're fine.

- Do you think it's helping?

- Truth is Mrs. Oselle,
I really don't know.

She doesn't say much.

- I see.

Just wanted to check in.

Thank you, Wes.

Mrs. Westman, may
I speak with you?

How are you?

- Fine.

- Working with
Wes, is it helpful?

- Yeah.

- Good.

You know, Lacy, in a lot of ways

you remind me of me
when I was your age.

I think we should stick together

with all these crazy boys
running around right?

So tell me.

How are you?

Really.

Come here.

- I'm sorry.

- No no no, don't apologize.

It's good to cry.

Much better than keeping
all that crap inside, right?

What time you have
to be back to school?

2:15.

- That's good.

That gives us a little time if,

if you'd like to talk a bit.

- Why are you doing this?

- Because I like you and
because I think maybe

you don't have
anyone else to tell.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Just doing some prep work.

There's too much
shade in the back so

plant the garden here, put
in some lettuce and beans.

- You okay, Dad?

- Yeah.

I don't know, maybe a little

out of it I guess.

Should probably tell the
doc these happy pills

are more like spacey pills.

What a drag your old man is,
huh?

Even on drugs, I'm no fun.

- Look, I really don't need you

to be Mr. Smiley
Face all the time.

- Be nice to get a break from
Mr. Droopy though, wouldn't it?

Tomatoes, lots of
tomatoes, of course.

- Right.

Well Mommatoes technically.

- Still the only
person I've ever known

that eats them like apples.

- Right.

Remember in sixth grade
I got in that fight

'cause someone called
her Hottie Tomatie.

- Yeah, you stuck up for her.

- Yeah.

- She'd be proud of you, Wes.

Making the adjustment to
a whole new everything.

- So exactly how much of
this are you digging up?

- I was thinking all of it.

- All of it, okay.

Well let's get to it then,
right?

- Feel free.

- What?

- Did you say something
to Mrs. Rousou about me?

- No.

Well she did ask about you?

- What'd she say?

- She asked how all
of this was going.

- What'd you say?

- I said I don't know.

- Why would you say that?

- 'Cause I don't, I guess.

You mad?

- Why would I me mad?

- I don't know.

Some people really
don't need a reason.

She say something to you?

- You know,
whenever I talk to you

it kind of feels like
I'm on some dumb cop show

and you're like
the surly suspect

who doesn't want to
give up any information.

- She was just being really
nice and I was wondering

if you had said something
about what you saw.

- I promised I wouldn't.

- Yeah?

- Dinner time.

- I'm not hungry.

- You are
hungry and you're eating.

I'm not raising an anorexic.

- She said you are
hungry, you're eating,

and she's not
raising an anorexic.

- Yeah I heard her.

Mom Wes is here.

- So, he
eats doesn't he?

- Well this should
be interesting.

- Sorry for the complete
absence of flavor, Wes.

It was Lacy's
fathers turn to cook.

- Lacy, why don't you
tell your mother that

paying the mortgage,
credit cards, tuition,

every other bill that
comes in to this house,

it doesn't leave me much time

to cultivate my culinary skills.

- Why don't you
tell her yourself?

- So Wes, are your
parents still together?

- Barbara and Davis are
getting a divorce but

on the advice of council
neither is willing to move out.

- My mom passed away last year.

- I'm sorry to hear that, Wes.

- I'm sorry too.

The difference is
I actually mean it.

- Tell me about the belt.

- That's a Jeanie thing.

She used to tease me because
my belt would kind of

drift over that way
as the day went on.

Said I should just
start out the day

with it where it
was gonna end up.

So one day I just
started out with it there

and made her laugh.

She said it was
only fitting because

I was a little off
center to begin with.

- She had a good sense of humor.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

So I find that grieving spouses

usually fall into
one of two groups.

One describes
their loved one as

someone who filled
a void in them.

The other describes
them as someone who

added a dimension to the
person they already were.

Which would you say
best describes you?

- It's both.

- Which would you say you favor?

- All of the above.

- Okay, fair enough.

I'm just looking for
something to help us move on.

- From what?

- From your wife, Bill.

The only way you're
going to feel better

is if we figure out someway
for you to let her go.

You recognize that don't you?

- Yes.

- Okay.

As for the Lexapro finding
the right medication

can sometimes be a trial
and error process so

I'm gonna switch you
something called Cymbalta

see if that works
better for you.

- Fine.

- Bill?

- Hello.

- What a coincidence.

Back home I'm used to
running into people

but here it always
gives me a surprise.

- Next.

- Excuse me.

Hi Palet, P-A-L-E-T.

- $10.

- Bill I'm sorry to
bother you like this but

I have a favor to ask.

You know Coach Keith,
big muscles small brain.

- Extra large coffee mug.

- Yes,
ridiculous that mug.

- More of a jug really.

- I think you could
actually bathe a cat in it.

Anyways he asked
me out for Friday

and I'm desperate for
a reason to say no

but I'm afraid I'm
running out of excuses.

- Oh so you want me
to be your excuse?

- Would you mind terribly?

- No that's, sure that's fine.

- Unless you're busy of course.

- No I'm not busy ever.

I generally eat in the evenings.

We could eat together.

- Yes we can eat together,
that sounds very nice.

- Great okay, I'll
see you tomorrow.

- Yes see you tomorrow.

- Alright number four.

- I have no idea
how to say that.

Do I have to say it like that?

- Like what?

- Like I'm an
effeminate French man

who's in love with himself?

- Oh that, yeah yeah, you do.

You have to say it like
you're an effeminate

French man who's in
love with himself.

- Then I've got the perfect
homework partner don't I?

- You okay?

- I'm fine.

- Why do you do that?

- Do what?

- Your arm.

- 'Cause I'm happy,
well adjusted,

and really excited
about my future.

Of course I'm a
little upset that

I didn't make
cheerleader this year but

there's always next
year and I feel like

if I work really really hard

it could definitely
happen for me.

- So you're telling me
nothing has happened at all.

- Nope.

- You do realize what
a fail this is right?

Not to mention how personally
disappointing this is for me.

You've been with this
girl for over 10 hours.

That's more time than Goober's

spent with a girl
his entire life.

- Hey Palet, tops on
your strategy man.

- What strategy?

- You know, start off
with the psycho whore

and work you way up from there.

Yeah I just hope you're
banging her by now.

Trust me it doesn't take half
the work you're putting in.

- That's the other thing
I hate about evolution.

Why does the dominant male
always have to be a dick?

What does persistence
dickishness

have to do with
furthering the species?

- Hey Mason.

- Break it
up, break it up.

Get off, break it up,
come on break it up.

That's it, that's it,
that's it, break it off.

- Easy easy, boys.

- What the hell's
the matter with you guys?

So which one of you Nobel
Lureates started this?

- That depends, sir ,do you
mean verbally or physically?

- Shut up Raffi!

I don't really care
who started this.

I already talked
to the other three.

And if there is so much
as glancing contact

between any of you knuckleheads

both parties will be expelled.

Is that clear?

- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

- Expelled, as in gee why
didn't I get in to college?

Oh right, I got expelled.

Now I can spend the
rest of my sad life

selling mangos from the
side of the freeway.

In the meantime welcome
to disciplinary probation.

You'll also be serving weekend
detention on litter patrol.

Everybody happy?

- Yes, sir.

- Well sir, according
to the honor code

we're supposed to be
honest at all times.

But if I told you I
was happy I'd be lying.

I'm very happy.

- Be gone.

- The truth is I
always imagined that

I would be fantastically
good at marriage.

- You weren't?

- Well it began pretty good and

we found out I could
not have children and

it wasn't so good after
that so I became a teacher.

If you can't be a mother
to one be a mother to many.

How long were you married?

- 33 years.

- Practically a lifetime.

- Well I guess so but
never felt that way.

- What an amazing thing
to be able to say.

We're talking about
the food, but you know.

- Okay so I obviously
didn't understand

more than two words of
that but this is a little--

- Awkward.

I mean I love the
French but one thing

that drives me crazy is how
they babble on endlessly

as if anyone around who
doesn't speak French

is simply a piece of furniture.

- Well I do have
more in common with

a La-Z-boy chair
than I like to admit.

- I am that way too.

I mean give me a nice cozy
chair and a good book.

And you'll need a tow
truck to get me to move.

- So I guess we
have that in common.

General unwillingness to move
unless absolutely necessary.

- Sometimes I look
at those little fish

you know stuck to the side of
the aquarium, you know the...

And I'm like maybe it's
not such a bad life.

- Really, a sucker
fish, not a bad life?

- No, I mean, okay of
course it's bound

to become a little monotonous,
but think about it.

How stressful can it be?

- Well that is
definitely a valid point.