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♪
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Anyone wanna see
if I can swallow
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this hard-boiled egg
without chewing?
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- Oh, all right.
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Wait, Jeff!
Don't eat that egg!
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[gulps, choking]
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I just read a shocking expose
in the Langley Alt Weekly
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about Gentle Goodness Valley,
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our brand of supposedly
"cruelty-free" eggs.
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Apparently, they're not all
they're cracked up to be.
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[laughing]
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Turns out they've been punching
the chickens left and right,
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just like
at the big corporate farms.
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Well, who's so high
and mighty now?
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Ready to switch
to my brand?
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Never!
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Hey, some people keep chickens
in their backyard
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and get their eggs
that way.
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- Jeff and I could do that.
- Ha! You bozos?
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[crunching]
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That'll be the day.
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Yes, Mom,
that "ull" be the day.
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This time next week,
we'll be eating an omelette
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made of our very own
homegrown eggs, bet on it.
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Silence!
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The time draws near
for the...
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Mail!
♪ Check out whatchya got now
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♪ Getchya postcards,
birthday cards ♪
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♪ eBay-ordered slot cars
Mail!
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♪ A-get it while
it's hot now ♪
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♪ If a letter makes ya wetter
than a better Eddie Vedder ♪
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♪ It's ma-a-a-a-il!
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Yes, the mail.
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With each letter, the promise
of a thrilling new adventure.
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Let's see.
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Inherited a haunted
amusement park,
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S.O.S.
from Mind Quad.
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Yeah, these are
all big-time duds.
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Maybe I'll check
my e-mail.
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Party time! Excellent!
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
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Everybody, quick!
Shut up!
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I've been invited to a party
at Bullock's house.
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Jim J. Bullock?
Holy moly!
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- No. Avery Bullock, my boss.
- Still very cool.
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A chance to impress Bullock
in a non-work setting
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could be huge for me at
my non-non-work setting-- work.
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Want me to come along
and be your wingman?
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Help you really wow him?
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A kind offer, Roger,
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but my answer is a harsh
and emphatic "no."
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I have every confidence
I'll knock his socks off
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all on my own
at this b-b-b-b-b-barbecue?
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Summer casual?
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♪
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Mornin', Smiths!
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[patriotic music plays]
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say♪
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- ♪ Good--♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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♪
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Well,
what do you think?
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- Looks great.
- Looks awesome.
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Perfect BBQ outfit!
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- It's horrible!
- It's shit! Next!
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- It's nice.
- It slaps!
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- It sucks!
- It blows!
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- I look like an idiot!
- A fool!
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It's terrible!
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Hated it!
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- Stupid!
- Get it outta here, Francine!
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[belches]
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Yes. Baller as hell.
Done.
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[cries] It makes my shoulders
look weird!
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Like a monster's shoulders!
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For the love of God,
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how the hell am I ever supposed
to do any work in this house?
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Ugh!
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Stan, I'm confused.
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You've worn
casual clothes before.
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But I've never felt comfortable
in them.
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I get so self-conscious
about my pointy ankles,
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- gentleman's FUPA, and big weird...
- Chin.
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...knees that wrinkle up and
look like the Grumpy Old Men
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when I stand.
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My body was built
for suits.
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It's the only thing
I feel confident in.
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Screw it, I'm gonna wear a suit
to the barbecue.
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Better to be overdressed
than underdressed, right?
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Hundred percent.
But I don't know...
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♪
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Summer, summer,
summerti-i-me!
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[panting]
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Duper, Hooper...
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what's shakin'...
my babies?
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Geez, Stan.
Isn't it a little hot for...
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Is this corduroy?
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Smith,
glad you're here,
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because I've got your most
important mission ever--
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manning the grill!
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[sizzling]
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♪
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Raw meat...
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So cold...
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Feels... good...
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BULLOCK: Smith?
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[distorted]
Are you all right?
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'Eyyyyyy.
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[laughter]
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DUPER: Oh, my God,
look at his FUPA!
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[Stan crying]
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And then Duper said,
"Oh, my God. Look at his FUPA!"
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I made a fool of myself!
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And the worst part
is Gooper's having
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another barbecue
this Saturday.
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You work with a Gooper?
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Yeah, he sits over
by the printer,
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with Hooper, Booper
and Ozymandias.
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Stan, I'm about to lay
some hard,
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earth-shattering truth
on you.
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You should
probably lie down.
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Things are about to get
crazy real for you.
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I'll light some candles
and put on some Enya.
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- [gentle music playing]
- Your suit is like armor
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for you, Stan.
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It gives you confidence,
but it's a false confidence
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that makes you uptight
and overbearing.
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You need to find true,
easy confidence,
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- but the suit won't let you.
- Whoa.
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This isn't really Enya,
by the way.
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- It's just Enya-like.
- Whoa.
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What you need is a line
of custom casual-wear
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that you'll finally feel
truly comfortable in,
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tailored specifically
to the contours
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of your strange
and challenging body.
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- And you'd do that for me?
- Absolutely!
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It'd actually be a nice chance
for us to do a little bonding.
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Crafting bespoke clothing
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- is a deeply intimate process.
- I don't know.
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Sometimes when
we do things like this
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- you can get a bit--
- Selfless?
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Guilty as charged.
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I ask absolutely nothing
in return.
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I'll just have to dust off my
old-fashion designer persona...
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[exhales sharply]
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Huh. No dust.
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Hold on a sec.
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[exhales sharply]
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Sir Jennings Cockburn,
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fashion titan
of post-war London!
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[coughing]
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Don't breathe that in,
Stan.
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It's asbestos.
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[gentle piano music playing]
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♪
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Good morning,
my seamstresses.
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Imelda, Agnes, Vera, Gooper.
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I have a Gooper, too.
Martha.
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Martha's the one
I'm sleeping with.
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♪
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I always put secret, deeply
meaningful little messages
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in the lining
of all my garments.
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When you picture yourself
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free of that suit,
what do you see?
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Mm. I'm...
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playful.
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ROGER: A goof.
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STAN: A goose.
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ROGER: A silly goose?
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STAN: Yes, but also...
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unbound by rules
and conventions.
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Rebellious.
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ROGER: A bad boy.
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STAN: But still light.
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Still playful.
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ROGER: A bad goose.
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♪
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And now,
the moment of truth.
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And how do you feel?
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Lighter than air!
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Roger, how can I
ever thank you?
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I told you, I ask
for nothing in return.
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Now go, you're late for your
next barbecue as it is!
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- But there must be something--
- Tell you what.
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If you have
a good time today,
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maybe swing by for a celebratory
sherry, how about that?
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Now run along, my goose!
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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- [chicken clucks]
- Aah!
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My watermelon!
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- Surprised?
- Aah!
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Looks like us "bozos" might see
this thing through after all.
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So where'd you bozos get all
these chickens anyway?
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Dicks with Chicks,
the local chicken hatchery
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owned by brothers
Larry and Randall Dick.
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And how many eggs
have you gotten?
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None yet.
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The chickens turned out
to be a bit more...
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aggressive than expected.
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But we're making great progress
with the little ladies.
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The trick is to never
show them any fear.
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Aah! Devil bird!
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- [screaming]
- [chickens clucking]
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Well, they're crapping
all over the place,
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so you can't keep them
in the yard.
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Ready to give up yet?
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- [whimpering] Yes!
- Not a chance.
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I think we can
make this work.
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- [chickens clucking]
- [screaming]
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[crickets chirping]
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Yeah, I'm just kinda doing
the couch potato thing tonight,
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watching Hostel 2
with Martha.
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Mm!
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Dad?
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How was the barbecue?
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STAN: It was absolutely...
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divine!
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Oh, Steve,
you should've seen me.
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I was so easy and fun
and free!
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Yo, Stan, where ya
want this puppy?
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Me and the guys had such
a good time
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we decided to keep it going
with a little after-barbecue.
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To the back yard, boys!
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TOGETHER [chanting]: Stan!
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Stan! Stan! Stan!
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Well, Roger will be pleased.
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- [laughter, indistinct conversation in distance]
- Wait!
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STAN: There was something
special I was gonna do
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if I had a good time today.
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A celebratory
cannonball!
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[splash]
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[cheering]
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Aah!
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Rogu, I'm the only thing
not burning.
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♪
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Smith, what's the meaning
of this?
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This is a
non-non-work setting!
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Shall we brush up on
the agency dress code?
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How 'bout we don't
and say we did?
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What a cool thing
to say!
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But what if it came
from the twisted mind of...
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- the tickle monster!
- [laughs]
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Smith,
I'm loving the new you.
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Truly, amber is the color
of your energy.
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- Boop!
- [giggles]
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[bell dinging]
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Instant promotion!
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[cheers and applause]
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♪
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00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,289
Uh, what's this now?
257
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:42,163
"E equals MC squared
and Gettysburg Address in 1776."
258
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,991
Sounds like a bunch
of bullshit to me.
259
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,688
Da-aaaad!
260
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,081
Wouldn't you rather be
playing this...
261
00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,560
PlayStation 5?
262
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,040
Hot piggly hog!
263
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,913
- Boop!
- [giggles]
264
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,916
Where's my boop?
265
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,700
Oh, you'll get
your boop, m'lady.
266
00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,529
[Roger groaning]
267
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,573
Roger?
268
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,575
Is that you, my goose?
269
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:04,968
What's wrong?
270
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,404
I'm in the doldrums,
Stan.
271
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,580
Deep doldrums.
The Double-D's.
272
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:11,192
Every time I achieve
a great creative peak,
273
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,933
it's followed
by a depressive rut.
274
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:16,110
And you, in my time
of greatest emotional need,
275
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,895
abandon me to run off
with your new friends,
276
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:22,377
- Jackson, and Duper, and Francine.
- [sighs]
277
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,727
This is why I knew
I shouldn't have done this.
278
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,598
You always get so
possessive and clingy.
279
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,645
- I'll cling to you for that remark!
- [grunts]
280
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,301
I do you an unsolicited favor,
asking for nothing in return,
281
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,520
and this is
how you return the favor?
282
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,609
You are a bad friend.
283
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:41,091
If it helps, it's your clothes
that have given me
284
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,571
this new lease on life!
285
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,920
My relationships
have improved,
286
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,922
I'm boopin' people
like crazy,
287
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,707
and my knees
have never looked better!
288
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,319
Well, I don't know if I can keep
making them for you,
289
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,755
being treated like this.
290
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,758
And you're notoriously hard
on your clothes, Stan.
291
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,586
Look, they're already
starting to fray.
292
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,070
But I guess you can always
just go back to your suit.
293
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,636
No, I'm happy now.
294
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,334
I can't go back
to the old me!
295
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,858
Okay, listen,
anytime you need me, just call,
296
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,077
and I'll be there.
297
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,252
I promise.
298
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:14,646
♪
299
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,779
[laughs]
300
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,215
[telephone rings]
301
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:21,349
[Roger groaning]
302
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,352
♪ I'll never let you go
303
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,093
♪
304
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,877
♪ I'll never let you go
305
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,662
[cellphone vibrating]
306
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:33,753
-♪ I'll never let you go
- [Roger groaning]
307
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,711
ROGER: I had an intercom
system installed
308
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,582
so you could hear me
moan more easily.
309
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:41,064
- [Roger groaning]
- ♪ I'll never let you go
310
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,936
[cellphone chimes, vibrates]
311
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,546
♪ I'll never let you go
312
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,896
♪
313
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:51,553
[groaning]
314
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,555
I can't keep living
like this.
315
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:57,167
Listen, Roger, instead of
constantly moping in your attic,
316
00:12:57,211 --> 00:13:00,214
why don't you come out with me
and my friends sometime?
317
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,215
I'll have to think
about it.
318
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,916
Okay.
319
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:13,836
Words with Friends [grunts] is
really gonna sing on this baby.
320
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,316
Aah!
321
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,797
Dammit! Why the hell are you
lying in the hallway?
322
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,363
Shhhh!
323
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:22,279
[whispering]
The chickens took over our room.
324
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:24,847
- [chicken clucks]
- Aah!
325
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,415
Hayley, why don't you
just give up
326
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,460
and admit
you couldn't pull it off?
327
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,420
The only thing I am admitting
is an omelette,
328
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:35,989
into my mouth and stomach,
this time next Tuesday.
329
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,818
Fine, but why don't you go sleep
in Jeff's van till then?
330
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,384
Chickens got the van.
331
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,952
- [rock music playing]
- [chickens clucking]
332
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:46,477
♪
333
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,264
Should we pull 'em over?
334
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:53,180
What is it with you
and chickens?
335
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,877
Chicken killed my parents.
336
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,313
Me too.
337
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:59,360
But I don't let it rule
my life, man.
338
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,971
♪
339
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:05,714
So, Sir Jennings, Stan tells us
you design clothes.
340
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,934
That's awesome.
What's that like?
341
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,152
Uh, I don't know man.
It's fine.
342
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,807
So, h-how do you come up
with the designs?
343
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,157
[sighs]
Let's see, I...
344
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,724
think of the idea
for the clothes,
345
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,813
then I make the clothes,
and then the clothes are done.
346
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,380
Do we have a waitress,
or...
347
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,729
What is your problem?
348
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,470
These guys all suck,
Stan.
349
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,341
Let's get outta here,
get back to just you and me.
350
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,604
No! Dammit, it's like
the only way you're happy
351
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,650
is if you've got me
all to yourself.
352
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:31,000
If you're not having a good
time, you're welcome to leave.
353
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,394
Fine. I'll just be
taking my clothes
354
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,179
that you're wearing
and be on my way then.
355
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,573
See ya later, guys.
356
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,968
I had I'd say about seven
Tecates, so here's four dollars.
357
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,407
♪
358
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,017
Okay, here's what you do.
359
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,237
Steal Roger's
Bad Goose designs,
360
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,587
get 'em to my boy Gooper
at Foot Locker.
361
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,850
Then he can make
your clothes for you.
362
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,025
Hmmm...
363
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,942
[Roger snoring]
364
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,858
Roger,
I owe you an apology.
365
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,642
You've done so much
for me
366
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,036
and received nothing
from me in return.
367
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,690
Well, I want to fix that
right now.
368
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,519
Whatever you think
is fair.
369
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,129
Any number, just say it
and it's yours.
370
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,522
You...
371
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,090
would make this
all about money?
372
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,787
How dare you?
373
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,354
You don't deserve
my clothes!
374
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:24,706
[grunting]
375
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,970
- Roger, no!
- Sorry, Stan,
376
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,667
but your Bad Goose...
377
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,192
is cooked!
378
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,323
Hey, Martha,
did ya hear that?
379
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,978
Martha?
380
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,067
Stan, have you seen
Martha move at all
381
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,547
since you got here?
382
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,983
Okay. Okay.
Okay, I'm like...
383
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,767
she was definitely alive
last night
384
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,073
when we started
having sex
385
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,423
because I remember I farted
and she laughed.
386
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,598
That's the kind
of relationship we--
387
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,773
[inhales sharply]
388
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:49,905
Oh, thank God.
389
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,168
♪
390
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:55,171
STAN: Who needs Roger and his
stupid clothes anyway, right?
391
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,912
Not you, that's for sure.
392
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,175
STAN: I mean, it's not like his
clothes were magic or anything.
393
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,438
Probably not...
394
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,223
STAN: One of these
store-bought brands
395
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,008
- is bound to work just as well for me.
- No doubt.
396
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,880
- Okay, I think this could work.
- Totally.
397
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:12,406
- For a swamp monster!
- From Planet Ugly!
398
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:15,061
It's a disaster!
399
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:19,195
♪
400
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,154
Okay.
Fake it till ya make it.
401
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,459
You got this.
402
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,986
Smith, are you okay?
403
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,683
I'm sure as [bleep]
doing better than you,
404
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,207
you ugly old piece of shit.
[laughs]
405
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,688
[gasps] That ribbing
wasn't good-natured!
406
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,472
- Here comes the boop!
- [gasps]
407
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,865
Stan, what's going on?
408
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,258
Uh, easy breezy fun?
409
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,563
Tickle time!
410
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,696
Ow! Stan, stop. Please.
411
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,611
You're [groans] hurting--
Whoa!
412
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,961
- [thud] Ow!
- Smith!
413
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,832
Take the rest of the week off
and don't come back
414
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,009
until you've gotten
your act together.
415
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,228
[Dick groaning]
416
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,883
It wasn't easy,
but we finally managed
417
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,233
to get some eggs outta them
feathery little mother-cluckers.
418
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,409
Not this one, though.
419
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,802
I've been digging my finger
420
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,978
all the way up its egg-hole
all day.
421
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,372
- Bupkis.
- Jeff, that's a rooster.
422
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,288
Well, whatever her name is,
now she won't leave me alone.
423
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,767
[rooster coos]
424
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,552
[bowl clangs]
425
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,120
Ugh! Fetus.
426
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,644
Well, I guess that's gonna
happen every once in a while.
427
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:20,517
- [bowl clangs]
- Fetus.
428
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,128
- [bowl clanging]
- Fetus.
429
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,304
Two fetuses. Fetus.
430
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,609
Snake. Fetus.
431
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:28,830
Uh-oh.
432
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,571
It's omelette time.
433
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,139
[gentle piano music]
434
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,183
[sizzling]
435
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,838
♪
436
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,366
Mmm...
437
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,020
now that's what I call--
438
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,761
[vomits]
439
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,850
- [mutant chicken shrieks]
- Aah!
440
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:52,332
JEFF: I don't even like eggs!
441
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,074
[crickets chirping]
442
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,119
[snoring]
443
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,338
[claps]
444
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,514
You oughta be ashamed
of yourself!
445
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,298
I know.
But for what, exactly?
446
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,386
Stan was happy.
447
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,605
And it was your clothes
448
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,302
that made him that way.
449
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:09,392
But you just couldn't stand
having to share him,
450
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,220
so you crushed him.
451
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,961
You...
452
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,006
are a bad friend.
453
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,747
[British accent]
He's right, Mr. Cockburn.
454
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,880
You did your mate a bad turn.
455
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,056
Just look at the poor bloke.
456
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,059
- [melancholy music playing]
- [sobbing softly]
457
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,454
♪
458
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:30,239
Oh, you're right, Klaus!
This is all my fault.
459
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,154
But, Martha, this is really
none of your business.
460
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:36,027
I've been so selfish!
How can I make it right?
461
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:38,465
I can't make any more
Bad Goose clothes for him.
462
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:41,555
All my seamstresses have
taken positions at Big Dog.
463
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,252
It wouldn't matter anyway.
464
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,342
Bullock reinstated
the old dress code at the CIA.
465
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:49,171
Stan'll be trudging back to work
first thing in the morning
466
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,695
in that soul-crushing
monkey suit.
467
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,002
Hmm, now, theoretically I could
468
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,657
tailor Stan a custom suit
so comfortable
469
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,268
that it feels
like Bad Goose sportswear.
470
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,966
But I'd have to, what,
do it all by myself?
471
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,185
In one night?
472
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,230
"Kimpossible!"
473
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,362
But he's your friend...
474
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,103
So I have to try.
475
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,192
Martha, bring around
the Festiva.
476
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,108
We're going to
the all-night Jo-Ann Fabrics!
477
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,025
- [metal grinding]
- [chickens clucking]
478
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,592
Well, Stan...
479
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:19,941
how does your new suit look?
480
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,075
It's a clothes version
of the Holocaust.
481
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,903
You don't like it.
I can tell.
482
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,732
Okay, Stan, confession time.
483
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,647
I never knew
how to make clothes.
484
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,215
Everything I gave you was
Amazon Basics.
485
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,869
And the Bad Goose designs?
486
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,697
eBay-ordered iron-ons.
487
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,960
But do you realize
what this means?
488
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,615
You didn't get your easy
confidence from my clothes.
489
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,878
It was inside you
all along.
490
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,140
That's right, Stan.
491
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,751
This is a mother[bleep]
Dumbo-type deal.
492
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,232
[sighs] Okay, whatever, Roger.
I'm late for work.
493
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,625
[snaps fingers]
Sorry, here,
494
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,844
one of your old suits.
495
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:57,283
So you never even knew
how to make clothes...
496
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,458
Wrong, Klaus.
497
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,763
I lied to Stan.
498
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,852
I do know how
to make clothes.
499
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:05,465
But I wanted him to feel easy
and free in anything he wears.
500
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,641
So, who's
the bad friend now?
501
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:10,557
[sighs] I dunno.
You, probably?
502
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,689
[sighs]
See ya later, Roger.
503
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,476
I lied to Klaus, Martha.
504
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,043
As you well know, I do not know
how to make clothes.
505
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,958
I lied to Martha, Steve,
506
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,917
I actually do know
how to make clothes.
507
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,530
Okay, do you or do you not
know how to make clothes?
508
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,358
I don't know...
509
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,752
♪
510
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,363
Smith.
How do you feel?
511
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,322
That depends...
512
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,671
Which part of me you thinking
about feeling?
513
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,107
[chuckles]
514
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,369
Amber Alert!
515
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,285
Energy color, that is.
What gives?
516
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,287
I don't know,
I-I guess I'm just...
517
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,290
feeling a bit more comfortable
in my own skin.
518
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:56,211
♪
519
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,908
Bye-bye! See you soon!
520
00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:02,508
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