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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:35,988 Wait a minute. 2 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,283 I thought you were supposed to be invisible in a mirror. 3 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:43,704 We started most of the myths about ourselves many centuries ago. 4 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,541 If humans thought that we couldn't be seen in a mirror... 5 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:51,378 ...it was another way for us to prove that we weren't vampires. 6 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:54,756 And that way, we could stay hid. 7 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,344 So what about holy water? 8 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:00,804 It's just water. 9 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,098 -Crucifixes? -Geometry. 10 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,185 -Garlic? -lt's irritating, but that's pretty much it. 11 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:15,110 -l feel a little weak. -Of course you do. 12 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,654 I fed on your blood. 13 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:21,283 You should take some vitamin B1 2 to replenish. 14 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,035 Will l need to do that every day? 15 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,787 If you don't mind, yes. 16 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:28,957 And no garlic. 17 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,795 Is it always like this? 18 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:36,089 No, it is not. 19 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:43,096 I never thought l'd be able to.... 20 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,891 I am honored that you chose me. 21 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,814 Her tiny little legs. 22 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:55,567 Flexible and smooth. 23 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,945 How's the homework coming? 24 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:01,240 I hate math. Gran usually helps me. 25 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,824 Maybe I can help. 26 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,244 Her skin is perfect. 27 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,162 So soft. 28 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,957 Come sit on my lap so I can see it better. 29 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,513 I'm good at this. 30 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,182 It's easier than you think. 31 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:32,312 No hair anywhere on her body. 32 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,897 All mine. 33 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,024 Uncle Bartlett loves you, sweetie. 34 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,405 It was just touching. 35 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,658 Wasn't nearly as bad as what happens to some girls. 36 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,703 -Did you tell anyone? -Gran. 37 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:51,456 She ran him off and never spoke to him again. 38 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,544 -Her own brother. -lt wasn't your fault. 39 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,629 I know that. 40 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:04,970 But here I am. 41 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:10,475 Having just had one of the most important experiences... 42 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,436 ...in a girl's life. 43 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:16,565 And it was... 44 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,067 ...so, so perfect. 45 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,528 Great. 46 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,739 I hate that... 47 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:29,119 ...l can't not think about him. 48 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,965 You think about whatever you think about. 49 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,926 It's okay. 50 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,805 You're safe with me. 51 00:05:57,106 --> 00:06:02,152 You motherfuckers gonna have to be patient. 52 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:07,157 There's good things coming your way. 53 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,744 Now, this ain't Christmas morning... 54 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,914 ...where you're all jacked up on caffeine... 55 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:20,128 ...ripping off that cheap Wal-Mart paper to get your blender. No. 56 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:24,966 A whole lot of creativity went into this packaging and l want you to enjoy-- 57 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,052 Motherfucker. 58 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,638 -Back up the truck, man. -Don't fucking creep, bitch. 59 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,681 You're creeping. What you doing here? 60 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:33,767 I just need to get some more V. 61 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:38,313 I need you to run your ass out of my goddamn doorway... 62 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,815 ...because I'm working. 63 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,734 Come on, buddy. l just need a little. 64 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,488 -l told you not to take too much. -Yeah, I know. 65 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,281 And you wind up in the hospital. 66 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:50,826 I said, "Keep quiet about where it came from"... 67 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,453 ...and you fucking ran off at the mouth to Tara. 68 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:56,081 Then you got vamped up and fucking threw a cop around. 69 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,958 You can't handle the shit, buddy. 70 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,544 Look, l'll pay however you want. 71 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,839 I'll even show my wiener on your website. 72 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:07,509 You can take your little stumpy white dick and get the fuck out my joint. 73 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:08,802 That's what l want. 74 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,641 And what you gonna do? 75 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,519 You gonna call the law? 76 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,275 -Whoa, fuck. -What you bringing? 77 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,527 Don't fucking fuck me, motherfucker. Hear me? 78 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,696 -Okay. -l will fuck your ass up. You get me? 79 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,115 Yeah, okay. Okay. 80 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,534 Get the fuck up out of here. 81 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,790 -At least tell me where l can find more? -The morgue. That's where you're going. 82 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,376 Get the fuck out of here. 83 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,463 Bitch. 84 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,057 This is where I spend my days. 85 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,483 Does anyone ever get in there with you? 86 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,486 This is not a place for you. 87 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:12,240 So we can never sleep beside each other. 88 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,829 No one else knows where I rest. 89 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,426 What does it mean to accept Jesus as your personal savior? 90 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:16,930 We'll write a check for the electric and put it in the water envelope... 91 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,225 ...then stick the check for the water bill in the electric envelope. 92 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,727 They'll think it was a mistake and call about it... 93 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,146 ...and we'll be in the clear for another month. 94 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,986 I need $445. 95 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,946 No way, Mama. We are broke. 96 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,991 I need it to exorcise the demon that is living inside of me. 97 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,243 You need to do what normal people do: 98 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,787 Stop drinking and go to AA meetings. 99 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,415 I'm not a group person, and the demon knows that. 100 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,710 Does the demon know you spike your coffee? l can smell it from here. 101 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:50,547 I can't help it. The demon told me to finish off everything in the house today. 102 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,382 It doesn't want me to get exorcised. 103 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:56,928 Next time you and your demon have a chat, you can tell it to go out and get a damn job. 104 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,513 The demon has a job: 105 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:02,100 Going after people that are weak but still have faith. 106 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,102 It's a jealous demon. 107 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,980 It knows how close l am to Jesus. That's why it picked me. 108 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:10,191 -Oh, my God. -Don't you dare take the Lord's name in vain. 109 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,034 Tara, honey. 110 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,913 I know l wasn't the best mother. 111 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,875 I fucked up a lot... 112 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,502 ...and l'm sorry. 113 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,964 I wanna do this for the both of us. 114 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:36,051 That's why I talked her down $50. 115 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,722 Please help me with this. 116 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,641 Please. 117 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,851 Mama. 118 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:50,148 -Put down that coffee and look at me. -lt's the demon drinking, not me. 119 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,691 Give me that. Put d-- 120 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,861 -Don't spill it! -Mama. 121 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:08,833 It's the demon. 122 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,568 Jason. 123 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:36,903 What are you doing? 124 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,156 Nothing. 125 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,000 You went ahead and did it, huh? 126 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,627 My own sister. 127 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,171 Nothing but a damn fangbanger. 128 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,799 You saved it all these years for a fucking vampire? 129 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,551 -Bill is a gentleman. -He bit you. 130 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,303 He doesn't hit me, which is more than I can say for you. 131 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,806 I tried to apologize, but you wouldn't let me. 132 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:09,102 -What you doing with Gran's candlesticks? -l'm just taking half of what's mine. 133 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,855 -Her wedding present from her mother. -l need the money. 134 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,232 For what? You have a job and a house. 135 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,985 Sook, it's none of your business. 136 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,614 Gran might have spoiled you rotten, but I won't. This is my house now. 137 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,950 You put those things down and get out. 138 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,247 Hey. 139 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,795 You were gonna sell her jewelry? 140 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,264 Hey, dog. 141 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:53,271 Goddamn son of a bitching shit-ass fucking trailer. 142 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,944 What are you--? What are you doing coming in here like you own the place? 143 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,200 Better? Or you want me to call? 144 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,535 Hi, Sam, it's me, the girl you've been fucking. 145 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:11,539 Mind if I drop by, interrupt your cussing, say hi to you and your cute little dog? 146 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,710 Yeah, l do mind. Last time l saw you, you left me high and dry... 147 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,004 -...in some fleabag motel. -l had to. 148 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,882 Wasn't the first time. I don't have time for that bullshit. 149 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:24,302 Well, maybe l'm not in a hurry to get something going with my boss. 150 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,139 Then why the hell are you here? It was your big idea to have sex, not mine. 151 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,226 -Like you didn't want it. -l hired you after you got fired. 152 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,394 Now you throw being your boss in my face? 153 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,605 Don't treat me like l'm some asshole. 154 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,107 Do you think I'd sleep with you if l thought that? 155 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:41,194 I have no idea what you think, Tara, but tell you what l think. 156 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:45,031 I think you better give me one good reason not to throw you out of here now. 157 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,201 I'm no good at this. 158 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,538 Try harder. 159 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:57,252 Sam, l'm sorry. 160 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,090 I don't know how to be with somebody. 161 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,092 I never-- 162 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,095 Maybe I'm "unboyfriendable." 163 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,433 No, I'm just in a shitty mood. 164 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,937 Because of me? l don't want that. 165 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,982 No, it's not you. lt's just-- 166 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,776 This trailer's falling down around me. 167 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,821 Well, at least you're not living with your mother. 168 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:29,117 Hey, do your folks ever ask you for money for some stupid-ass shit... 169 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,327 ...they dreamed up that you think is crazy? 170 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,329 My family's not close. 171 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,206 You're lucky. 172 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,795 You need a Robertson screwdriver. 173 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:47,302 -How would you know something like that? -No daddy and a drunk mom. 174 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,597 All the fixing fell to me. 175 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:56,227 The place would look good with a-- With a little work. 176 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,493 Hello. 177 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,454 Speaking. Who is this? 178 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,499 What? 179 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,754 Well, l'm sorry, Mrs. Thornton, but it is against bank policy... 180 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,506 ...to extend a loan for an exorcism. 181 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,592 We both know what's going on here. 182 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,094 You won't give me a loan because you're a bigot. 183 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,264 Many of our clients are African-American. 184 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,683 You saying that just proves my point. 185 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,436 I ain't talking about the color of my skin, but you is. 186 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,772 Well, now, that is simply not the case. 187 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,817 We have recently accepted a client who is Vampire-American. 188 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,196 I don't care who you give loans to, it's not Lettie Mae Thornton. 189 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,532 You are prejudiced against me because l am a Christian. 190 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,993 What? No, l teach Sunday school. 191 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:57,705 Then you know what l'm talking about. The whole world is against us. 192 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,291 They even try and take away Christmas. 193 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,795 This is your chance to stop that persecution in its tracks. 194 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:08,049 -Show Jesus you have a charitable nature. -Well, a bank is not a charity. 195 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,219 Maybe Mr. Gus just don't like women, is that it? 196 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,806 No, what-- No. l mean, yes, I-- 197 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,891 Then let's you and me work something out. 198 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,520 My landlord don't mind if l get a little behind in my rent. 199 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,022 I think we need to terminate this conversation. 200 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,693 There may be snow on the mountaintop, but there's fire in the valley. 201 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,736 What the hell, Mama? 202 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,532 This white devil tried to sexual-harass me. 203 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,742 I'm gonna sue his narrow ass! 204 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,869 -l assure you-- -What are you doing here? 205 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:41,249 Trying to borrow money. I got a daughter, want me to live with a demon inside me! 206 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,252 Mama, there is no demon. You just have an addiction. 207 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,837 I can feel it in me right now. 208 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,506 Nobody believes me! 209 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:53,261 I do not want to live like this no more. 210 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,307 I can't. 211 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,614 I gotta go lay down. 212 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,409 That demon's gnawing at me something awful. 213 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,078 You need to drink some water. 214 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:17,345 -Paying you to cook, not beat on customers. -l want a motherfucking raise. 215 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,431 I'll think about it. Till then, no trouble. We're getting busy. 216 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,183 Tara called. She ain't coming in. 217 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,644 What? 218 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,604 Hell, we're already short a waitress. 219 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,482 Don't worry, Sam. We'll make it work. 220 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,526 Well, goddamn. 221 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,695 Look at you. All pornolicious. 222 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,365 What kind of crazy mix you gone and got yourself into? 223 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,451 Can't l just be in a good mood without it being a big deal? 224 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,372 It's a pretty night outside and I'm glad to be enjoying it with my friends. 225 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,379 -Yeah. -Hey. 226 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,172 It's me. 227 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,882 Hey. Who's "me"? 228 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,635 Randi Sue. 229 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,804 Like you don't know. 230 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,807 Oh, hey. Hey. 231 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,892 -How's it going? -Well, I'm at Merlotte's. 232 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:09,564 And l'm just waiting for you to come on down and buy me a drink. 233 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,900 Oh, well, l ain't coming to Merlotte's tonight. 234 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,903 You ain't avoiding me, are you? 235 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:20,741 Because that shit's not gonna fly, cowboy. Not after the other night. 236 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,745 No, of course not. It's just that I'm going into Shreveport tonight, that's all. 237 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,539 Can l come? 238 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,499 Sure. 239 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,253 I was thinking about going to that vampire bar. You know where it's at? 240 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,840 Hello? 241 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,927 I may not know much, but I do know better than to associate myself... 242 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,763 -...with people of low moral character. -Well, okay. 243 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,725 I hope you enjoy spending eternity in hell. 244 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,019 Asshole! 245 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,539 Terry, can you run that to them crackers, please? 246 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,626 -Sure thing. -Thank you so much. 247 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,879 Don't you look nice tonight. 248 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,590 -l love how you did your hair. -Well, thank you. 249 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:21,594 Honey, that scarf is double cute. 250 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,098 There's something different about you. 251 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,976 You need to tell me what is going on. 252 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,603 Is it a man? 253 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,106 I'm not really comfortable discussing my personal business... 254 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,399 ...especially not here. 255 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,277 Well, everyone else's personal life is open to you. 256 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,322 I forgive you, I know you can't help that... 257 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:46,285 ...but it does make being your friend kind of lopsided. 258 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,166 Please tell me it was Sam, not that vampire. 259 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:56,671 Yes, it was Bill. And l think l might be in love with him. 260 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,673 Don't tell anybody, okay? 261 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,133 Goddamn it. 262 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,843 Fuck! 263 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:04,929 Sook, order up. 264 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:11,352 Sookie has been with that vampire. 265 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,690 -That's just bar talk. -She told me so herself. 266 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,442 Oh, my Lord. Suppose she gets pregnant. 267 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,195 How in the world can she nurse a baby with fangs? 268 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,991 You just be her friend. She need one now more than ever. 269 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,535 There you go. You're gonna love that okra special. 270 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,454 It's so fresh, it'll hop right off your plate. 271 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,999 Don't go anywhere. I need two more pitchers of Bud. 272 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,209 Keep your hands to yourself, Sam Merlotte. 273 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:39,046 -You have no right to touch me. -You're a damn fool, you know that? 274 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,176 What l do on my own time is no concern of yours... 275 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,553 ...or any of y'all's. 276 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,596 Yes, l had sex with Bill. 277 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:51,017 And since every one of y'all's too chicken to ask, it was great. 278 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,311 I enjoyed every second of it. 279 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,397 And if you don't like that, you can just fire me. 280 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,238 I'm gonna bite you. I'm really gonna bite you. 281 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,699 That's what l want, Daddy. 282 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,623 Hey. 283 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,001 Your mama know you're out in the big city? 284 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,837 -My mama's dead. -So am l. 285 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,591 Let me see some ID. 286 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:34,393 Jason Stackhouse from Bon Temps? 287 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,937 You related to Sookie by any chance? 288 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:40,900 Yeah, she's my sister. How do you know her? 289 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,362 She stands out. Do you? 290 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,489 No. 291 00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:49,450 Maybe. In other ways. 292 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,954 Why are you here? 293 00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:56,332 Well, you know, l heard it was cool. 294 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,543 Wanted to check it out, see what's up. 295 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,588 I'm one of those open-minded kind of guys. 296 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:04,799 Yeah. 297 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,644 Tell me why you came here. 298 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,979 I want some vampire blood. 299 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,942 What time do you get off work? 300 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:26,612 You came for my blood? 301 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,990 Well, yeah, you're right. 302 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,618 You're nothing like your sister. 303 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,998 Go on in. 304 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,006 And good luck getting out. 305 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,042 I don't keep cash in the house. 306 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,712 Oh, l'm not here for money. 307 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,715 I'm here for Sookie. 308 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:34,054 -Damn, I'm getting eaten alive out here. -You wanna meet the devil... 309 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:36,515 -...wait at the crossroad. -That was a mile back. 310 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,851 For Jeanette, you go past where the devil's at. 311 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,395 That is the biggest load of bullshit I ever heard. 312 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,064 You're getting as bad off as Lafayette and his juju. 313 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:47,902 My poor sister. I pity having to raise a sexual deviant. 314 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,362 That runs in families. You know, like demons. 315 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,406 You showed up. 316 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,034 I figured that demon of yours wouldn't let you. 317 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,079 You must be Tara. 318 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,499 I'm Miss Jeanette. 319 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:04,793 You ready? 320 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,755 Fully prepared, body and soul, for this exorcism? 321 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,007 I didn't eat anything all day, like you said. 322 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,842 Have you made your peace? 323 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,802 Is it gonna hurt? 324 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,263 Of course it's gonna hurt. 325 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,015 It's like childbirth... 326 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,768 ...except the demon don't wanna come out. 327 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,896 And it ain't your body that could get ripped up... 328 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,272 ...it's your soul. 329 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:32,446 In olden days, folks paid my grandmama using tobacco and livestock. 330 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,615 But today it's cash. 331 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,952 In advance. 332 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:52,633 That demon will not inhabit you after tonight. 333 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,803 Let's get this shit over with. 334 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,513 Lettie Mae, you're gonna need to undress now. 335 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:48,689 It felt like-- lt felt like every single care or worry or sadness I ever had... 336 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,026 ...was just flowing out of me into him. 337 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:55,112 And, yeah, that hurt at first. 338 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,615 But then when l relaxed, it didn't hurt at all. 339 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:03,203 I was always too scared to let them bite me. 340 00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:07,625 I don't know, Sook. l just think that when there's blood involved... 341 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,001 ...a line been crossed. 342 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:13,047 Oh, l definitely crossed a line, but I'm glad I did. 343 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:17,259 Well, you go ahead on, hooking with your bad ass. Good for you. 344 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,471 It ain't possible to live unless you crossing somebody's line. 345 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,226 Skank. 346 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,490 Excuse me. 347 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,702 May I take a picture of you? 348 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,165 You may. 349 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,962 No pictures. 350 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:57,049 -He said I could take it. -l did not say you could keep it. 351 00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:10,229 Wicked dancer. 352 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:12,356 Can l get you another? 353 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:17,027 No. But I will have something stronger. 354 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:22,700 Not Tru Blood, but really strong. You know what l'm saying? 355 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,868 We got Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey. 356 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,788 Hundred proof. It'll burn the lining right off your stomach. 357 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,581 Something stronger than that. 358 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,335 -A different color. -Just tell me what the fuck you want, boy. 359 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,838 Something closer to the color of the walls in here. 360 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:38,924 -You know. Let go of me. -There you are. Come sit with me. 361 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,801 -Why don't you hold on? -Sit with me. 362 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,680 -l know what you're looking for. Come on. -Goddamn. 363 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,266 -lt's hotter than hell in here. -No, it's an icebox. 364 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:50,310 -You're sweating for another reason. -Yeah, I could use some V. 365 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,439 Hey, V8. No, I don't think that they serve that here. 366 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:55,983 -Why the fuck would l want V8? -Shut up. 367 00:28:56,151 --> 00:29:00,904 Listen, they can hear really well, all right? So let's talk about it later. 368 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,991 Come on, let's get out of here before you get us both killed. 369 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,744 I ain't going nowhere until I get what l came for. 370 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,328 Hey. 371 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:11,999 Let's do it. 372 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,336 What kind of stupid bitch would do something like that? 373 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,839 Something like what, Royce? 374 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:22,009 -Fuck a vampire. -Fuck a vampire? 375 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:25,012 Hell, no. I like my meat alive. 376 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,776 Well, hey there, sugar. 377 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:58,378 -Get us three Tru Bloods. -Y'all need to go somewhere else. 378 00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,964 This is a family place. Locals only. 379 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,467 Well, we just closed on a place up the road... 380 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,553 ...so that makes us official citizens of Renard Parish. 381 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:10,390 -We're the new locals. -My place, my rules. 382 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:16,021 Discrimination against vampires is punishable by law in the great state of Louisiana. 383 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,398 Personally, I don't give a fuck... 384 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,360 ...but l am thirsty. 385 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:25,239 You are not welcome here. 386 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:29,827 That shit only works in a private home. 387 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,706 How nice to see you again, Sookie. 388 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,168 You are looking delectable as always. 389 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,295 -You know them? -We've met. 390 00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:42,256 Well, well. 391 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:45,384 It looks like Little Miss Holdout has given up the goods. 392 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,094 Brava. 393 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:51,098 -Did he leave enough for the rest of us? -l am his. 394 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,060 Well, he is not here, is he? 395 00:30:55,770 --> 00:31:00,399 And while Bill's away, Malcolm will always play. 396 00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:11,535 Don't you think for one second I'd ever have anything to do with you. 397 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,872 You were trash while you were alive and now you're just dead trash. 398 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:17,958 I'm gonna drain you so slowly, you're gonna beg me to kill you. 399 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,543 Jihad this, motherfucker! 400 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,303 -You are a dead man. -Maybe. 401 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:31,597 -But l'm gonna take one of y'all with me. -Sam! 402 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:39,771 I'm gonna reach down your throat and yank you inside out by your dick. 403 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,231 Please leave him alone. 404 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,318 Stop this. 405 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,153 Now. 406 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,949 You're here for me, not them. 407 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:54,578 Well, we had to get your attention, and l do believe it worked. 408 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,082 What do you want? 409 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:02,002 You never called me back. 410 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:06,340 Now, if l remembered what feelings were, mine might be hurt. 411 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,676 Join our nest, Bill. 412 00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:14,848 -Forget these blood-sacks. -Yeah. 413 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:18,018 Mainstreaming's for pussies. 414 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,354 Let's party like we used to, huh? 415 00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,983 We used to have so much fun. 416 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:29,613 All right. 417 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,825 -Let's go. -What the hell are you doing? 418 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,411 -l should be with my own. -But you're not like them. 419 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:39,164 You're better than they'll ever be. 420 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,293 I am not human, Sookie. 421 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,878 I am vampire. 422 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:08,527 Well, that ain't right, him coming in here like that. 423 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,988 It ain't right them things even exist. 424 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:14,116 Well, it is a full moon tonight. 425 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:27,212 -Let's take the V and go to a roadhouse. -Not so fast, dude. 426 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,924 The setting is crucial. You know, just breathe deep. 427 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:34,845 Think about something that you like. Sunrise on the gulf. 428 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:40,559 -l never get up that early. -Well, something beautiful, then. 429 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:44,938 You know, whatever you think is relaxing and nice. 430 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,274 How about you? 431 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:53,572 I'm Amy Burley. Pleased to meet you. 432 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,574 Jason Stackhouse. 433 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:59,369 -Where you from? -Storrs, Connecticut, originally. 434 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,788 I knew that you'd drive a truck. I knew it. 435 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:04,875 -l bet you work outside too, huh? -Maybe. 436 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,711 Or maybe I run a store at the mall. 437 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,215 No, really, l'm a doctor. 438 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,052 -What's your specialty? -Legs. 439 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:19,097 -l'm a leg doctor. -Well, doc, l love this truck. 440 00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:20,599 I do. lt's authentic. 441 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:24,644 You know, it's how a truck should be. None of that stupid extended-cab... 442 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:27,230 ...four-wheel-drive, just-to-go-to-the-mall crap. 443 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:29,357 Yeah. 444 00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:31,985 How much V you got? 445 00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:33,487 How far to your place? 446 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,031 Get in. 447 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,705 Where'd you learn how to do this? 448 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,333 I learned from my mama. 449 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:53,173 And she learned from hers and so on, going back 1 000 years. 450 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:57,761 Now we're gonna lure this demon out and then-- 451 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,346 Lure it out? 452 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:01,765 With a bunch of rocks? 453 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,518 Don't you need a Ouija board and chicken bones? 454 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:06,019 -Shut up. -lt's my money. 455 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,354 -But it's my demon. -Look. 456 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:13,360 I know you love your daughter. 457 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:19,783 And l know you love your mama or else you wouldn't be here. 458 00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:25,705 But this is a serious situation for all of us. 459 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,959 Demons can kill. 460 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,087 And this one will, given half a chance. 461 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,382 -Oh, hell. -Y'all need to calm down. 462 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,894 A sacred crone stone. 463 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:51,064 It's been in my family since Africa. 464 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:55,026 My generation was 1 2 kids. 465 00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:57,863 But the stone chose me. 466 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:07,622 Hell, no. You ain't putting that thing on my mama. 467 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:12,419 As soon as that demon leaves your mother, it'll be looking for a new place to stay. 468 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,546 Come on. We all gonna have to be still. 469 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,923 Don't even breathe. 470 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:23,889 Let it find the possum. 471 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:48,538 Sing a crone-stone song. 472 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:52,709 Sing what land made me. 473 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:56,922 Dream tinker is my drum. 474 00:36:57,089 --> 00:37:01,468 I hold the power of the stone... 475 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,094 ...the water... 476 00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:04,596 ...the leaf... 477 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,223 ...the dirt. 478 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:10,310 Stone, water, leaf, dirt. 479 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,229 Sing a demon song. 480 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,024 Think the night made you. 481 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,485 Dark and wet. 482 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,238 Hungry and cold. 483 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:26,159 Trapped in darkness forever, lonely for the light. 484 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,495 You are safe here. 485 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:34,125 Safe and welcome. Safe and welcome. 486 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:37,337 By the power of the stone... 487 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:42,092 ...l bid you depart and join the world of light. 488 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,376 I froze up. l let everybody down. I didn't do nothing. 489 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,421 This ain't Baghdad, Terry. 490 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,716 It's Merlotte's, okay? 491 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,511 Ain't nothing anybody could've done. 492 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:29,556 I'm supposed to. 493 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,022 I know where that house they bought is at. 494 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:40,525 It's about four miles away, right at the edge of town. 495 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,444 It'd be easy to sneak up on them. 496 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,612 If you think you can sneak up on a vampire... 497 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:47,198 ...y'all dumber in the head than a hog is in the butt. 498 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,367 Fucking a vampire don't make you no expert. 499 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:52,996 -You're contaminated for normal people. -What you know about normal people? 500 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,956 I know they don't fuck dead things. 501 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:56,916 You mess with Bill Compton... 502 00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:00,587 ...l promise, you will be a dead thing. 503 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:05,675 We gotta do something. These rednecks are getting riled up. 504 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,470 -Talking about going after the vampires. -Not my problem. 505 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,597 I hope they kill them all. 506 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:13,308 -Bill is not like them. -He went with them. 507 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:16,603 -To get them away. -Doesn't matter. He belongs with his kind. 508 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,438 Are you listening to yourself? 509 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:22,108 Look, whatever goes on between you and him's your business... 510 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,944 ...but l do not want him in my bar. 511 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:27,113 Weren't for that little Stackhouse bitch... 512 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:30,241 ...there wouldn't be no vampires coming around here at all. 513 00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:33,411 Round them all up at daybreak and shoot the sunlight into them. 514 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:36,289 I went to Wellesley. I was supposed to do prelaw... 515 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:39,167 ...but l said screw it, and l studied philosophy instead. 516 00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:42,629 And that pissed the parental units off bigtime... 517 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:46,466 ...as if the meaning of life's just irrelevant, right? 518 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:52,097 I got two years at Vo-Tech studying landscape technology. 519 00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:56,810 Finally, l couldn't take any more of that artificial lockjaw lifestyle, so hit the road. 520 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,395 Lockjaw? Like rabies? 521 00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:03,900 No, it's talking with your teeth clenched together so you don't get lines in your face. 522 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:10,115 "Amy, please tell me you're not having sex with that disgusting man." 523 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:13,743 People who talk that way here don't want anyone to know they got teeth out. 524 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,162 -Where are your CDs? -They're over there. 525 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:18,790 -Where's the V at? -God, I love your place, man. 526 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,835 It's very unselfconscious, so off-the-grid. 527 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:25,672 It was my parents'. Haven't really done much with the place since they passed. 528 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,173 That's even better. 529 00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:30,844 I mean, this place goes back to, like, a more legitimate time, you know... 530 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,346 ...before everything got totally out of whack. 531 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,473 Your parents are part of Gaia. 532 00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:38,184 You know what Gaia is, right? Theory of Gaia? 533 00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:39,853 Yeah. 534 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,607 The Earth is a living organism. 535 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:47,360 -Makes weather, which is good for us. -Right. 536 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:51,030 Plants give us the chemicals we need. Everything is connected. 537 00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:52,866 But you know that. 538 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:56,995 Yeah. l don't like how they keep taking stuff away. 539 00:40:57,163 --> 00:41:01,166 Like, Pluto's not a planet anymore and a brontosaurus stopped being a dinosaur. 540 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:04,961 You just can't say something's stopped being what it's always been. 541 00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:08,840 -Do you live by yourself? -Yeah. 542 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:13,136 -Come on, let's do the V. -Slow down, baby. 543 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,514 -Do you even know how this stuff works? -No. 544 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:20,101 Okay, so blood, it carries oxygen to our organs, right? 545 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,354 And that's what makes them function. So it keeps us going. 546 00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:26,566 -lt's like gas in a car engine. -Okay. 547 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,277 Vampires, they don't need oxygen. 548 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:32,572 Everything just runs directly off the blood. 549 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,783 Like those cars that run on corn. 550 00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:39,120 I've had this blood for, like, forever... 551 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:43,333 ...so we're gonna need to take some steps to keep it from coagulating. 552 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,585 Coagulating. 553 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:48,796 Aspirin. Thins it. 554 00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:53,301 We'll get the full effect faster and more intense. 555 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:06,773 You just know, this is what Holy Communion is symbolic of. 556 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,275 This is the real deal here. 557 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:13,446 None of that lame-ass empty ritual. 558 00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:16,115 This is nature's greatest gift. 559 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,792 -l thought they'd get all mushy. -No, see, the V adapts. 560 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,253 It wants to be in us. 561 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:53,278 We honor Gaia and seek the deepest relationship to her. 562 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:00,326 Oh, yeah. Me too. 563 00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:05,456 And Pluto can start being a planet again, connected to stuff. 564 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:12,297 By taking the blood of the night into our bodies, we water the flowers of our souls. 565 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,592 Nothing is real. 566 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,969 Everything is permitted. 567 00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:21,157 Damn it, Bill. 568 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,117 Please pick up. 569 00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:24,577 Bill Compton. 570 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:29,666 To leave a voice message, press one orjust wait for the tone. 571 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,751 Bill, this is the third time I've called. 572 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:35,129 A lynch mob is going after those vampires. You gotta get out of there. 573 00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:37,590 -Call me back now. -When you finish recording... 574 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:41,260 ...you may hang up or press pound for more options. 575 00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:03,009 I know, right. 576 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:15,480 I can't believe l spent $400 to watch you drown a damn possum. 577 00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:17,690 Better not have done anything bad to my mama. 578 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:20,193 Is my demon gone forever? 579 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,652 That one is. 580 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,614 -l got another one? -No. 581 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,200 You belong to yourself now. 582 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,786 But we have to do something about your daughter. 583 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:31,662 You ain't gonna do nothing for me. 584 00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:36,209 Your demon isn't the same kind as your mother's... 585 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:38,044 ...but it's definitely living in you. 586 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,379 Now you think I got a motherfucking demon? 587 00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:45,134 -Bitch, you as fucked up as your bus. -That's that demon talking right now. 588 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:50,181 -And deep down inside, you know it's true. -No, I do not. 589 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,060 -l can help you. -l don't want help. 590 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:57,188 I don't need it, and l sure as hell can't afford it. 591 00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,818 Do you have many friends? 592 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,906 Do you have trouble keeping a job? 593 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,868 You have your own place? 594 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,622 You have a boyfriend? 595 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,918 How long have you ever been with the same man? 596 00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:29,929 Find me when you're ready. 597 00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,808 Let's go. Come on, Mama. 598 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:41,607 Bill? 599 00:48:49,801 --> 00:48:52,178 -What are you doing? -Turning this shit into napalm. 600 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:53,679 I ain't taking no chances. 601 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:56,349 All right, boys. 602 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:58,434 I'm gonna take the front porch. 603 00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:01,646 -You boys go around to the back windows. -Which windows? 604 00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:04,315 -Don't matter, fucktard. -Hey, you fucking spilled it. 605 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,025 Hey, hey. 606 00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:08,611 You wait till you hear me break the glass. 607 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:10,446 All right? 608 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:24,377 Go, go. 609 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,092 Hurry up. 610 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:32,468 Go, go. 611 00:49:36,264 --> 00:49:38,140 -Hey. -Stop running, dipshit. 612 00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:02,164 Bet you didn't do much fishing in Iraq. 613 00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:05,376 No fish in the sandbox. 614 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,837 No wonder they're so pissed off at us. 615 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:11,257 We got channel cats and Shreveport poontang. 616 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,426 I missed this. 617 00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:18,097 Getting up before dawn like when we were kids, watch the sun coming up. 618 00:50:31,945 --> 00:50:33,195 That was Sam Merlotte. 619 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:37,783 Yup. l done that before. 620 00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:40,703 Where the fuck was he going? 621 00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:43,080 Where has he been? 622 00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,207 Nobody cares. 623 00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:53,924 Detective Bellefleur. 624 00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,472 Shit. 625 00:51:23,955 --> 00:51:27,833 As soon as we complete our portion, you can get in there and start investigating. 626 00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:30,628 It's probably arson, l'll say that. 627 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:33,589 Now we know one way to get rid of them. 628 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:37,635 -Excuse me. Please, stay out of the way. -Excuse me. 629 00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,638 Special of the day, country fried vampire. 630 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:44,308 This'll take the heat off them having to find out who's killing those women. 631 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:46,727 Was Bill in there? 632 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:49,855 No way of knowing. 49092

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