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Previously onYoung Sheldon...
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Here we are. What is this?
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The dorm room.
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It's all yours.
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Now you can study, take naps,
do whatever you want.
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No one's living here?
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Well, we had
an Indian exchange student,
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but he developed a taste
for barbecue,
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so his parents made him go home.
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Wait, he has a room
here and at school?
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You have your own room.
I never had that growing up.
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And then I was in the barracks,
and then I married your mother.
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[chuckles]: Dang.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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What happened to
appreciating what you have?
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Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
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Wait, you have a single? Uh-huh.
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And you don't even sleep here?
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Well, sometimes I take naps,
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but that mattress
is lumpy, lumpy.
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ADULT SHELDON:
I was learning to enjoy
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the perks of university life,
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including a dorm
to study and nap in.
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And since this was college,
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I was even allowed to have girls
in my room.
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Here we go. Nice and clean.
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Did you use
the unscented detergent?
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You've got a nose.
Sniff it yourself.
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ADULT SHELDON:
I even had my own bathroom,
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which gave me the perfect place
to store
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my impressive collection
of sunscreens
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and bug repellents.
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However, one thing
I would never get used to
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was college students' love
of blasting rock and roll music.
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[video game music playing]
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[grunts]
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[music continues]
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Uh, who are you?
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I'm in the room next door.
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Oh, you're that smart kid.
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Who is it?
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That smart kid.
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Tell him to come in. Want to come in?
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No, I'm here to complain.
He's here to complain.
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Then don't let him in. You can't come in.
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I'm trying to study, and your
loud music is very distracting.
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You mean the game? "The game"?
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I'm not up
on today's one-named pop stars.
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No. It's a video game.
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You have video games?
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A bunch. You play?
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My meemaw and I
beat Quest of Adeera.
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Dude, this kid beat Adeera.
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Well, tell him to come in. Come in.
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Hello. What's up, homey?
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Why do you have a
Rosetta stone poster?
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Linguistics major.Hmm.
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Sit. You can play next.
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So, how old are you?
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Twelve.
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Damn. DARREN: And they let you
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live here by yourself?
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That room's just for
during the day to study.
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Didn't I see some lady in there?
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That must've been my mom.
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Dude, his mom is hot.
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What is wrong with you?
Don't listen to him.
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He thinks any female
with a pulse is hot.
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I don't think yourmom is hot.
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Congratulations,
you're more mature than him.
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Don't feel bad. I'm more
mature than most people.
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You're up.
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ADULT SHELDON: Grown-ups
and the elderly had always liked me,
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and now I had won over
undergrads.
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Like a beloved board game,
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I'm fun for ages nine to 90.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Oh, look at these prices.
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I could make this dress
for Missy.
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MISSY: Meemaw, make her stop.
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Come on, Mary. You already got
one kid that gets picked on.
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Oh, cute.
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Oh, it's a little short.
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It's supposed to be this length.
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It's adorable.
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Thank you.
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Does it come down any?
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Mom.
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Come on, Mary, it's fine.
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Well, you're not getting it.
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All my friends dress like this.
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Arms by your sides.
I want to measure.[Missy sighs]
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See? It's shorter
than your fingertips.
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What the hell is happening?
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She wants to ruin my
life. The school dress code
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says that all bottoms
must extend past the fingertips.
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It's close enough,
and they don't even check. Well,
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I am not wasting good money
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on something
that you can't wear to school.
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Then I'll wear it on weekends.
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Go try on something else.
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[sighs]
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I'll get it for her.
I don't mind wasting my money.
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MISSY: Please?
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Fine.
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But you are not wearing it
to school,
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and you are not wearing it
without tights.
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MISSY: Love you.
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Hey, I'm the one paying for it.
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MISSY: Love you more.
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[chuckles] Hear that?
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[knock on door]
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Hey, Tom. You wanted to see me? Yeah.
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Why don't you shut the door
and have a seat.
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The door?
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This can't be good.
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[exhales]Uh, look,
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you know your team
didn't have a great year.
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I'm aware. I'm aware,
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too, 'cause I've been hearing
about it everywhere.
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The grocery store, gas station,
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barbershop.
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And I'm only in there,
like, 30 seconds, George.
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I know people are upset,
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but we're gonna
turn things around. Look,
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I'm on your side.
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But you should know the boosters
got pitchforks out.
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Not literally,
but Charlie Dean owns
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that feed store, so...
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Are you saying I'm
losing my job? No.
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No, no, I'm saying
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you just got some fires
to put out.
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Well, what am I supposedto
do? Talk to the boosters.
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Tell 'em something encouraging.
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Yeah. Got it.
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And say it like your job
depends on it.
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Not that it does.
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But it does.
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[video game sound effects]
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[toad croaking]OSCAR:
Watch out for the CyberToad.
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What's a CyberToad?
The evil little robot frogs.
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Although they're only known
as CyberToads in the west.
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In Japan they're known as... MechaGamas.
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Can I finish my own thoughts,
please?
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He's very sensitive.
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I'm protective of
my fun facts, too.
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I'm hungry.
You wanna order something?
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Chinese? Little man,
you want Chinese?
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I don't know. I've never
had Chinese food. Really?
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We get it, like, two,
three times a week.
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Chinese food three times a week?
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That seems excessive.
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How have you never had
an egg roll?
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Mom, can I please be
picked up later?
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No. Your meemaw's already
on her way.
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But the people next door
want me to try an egg roll.
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MARY: What people?
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Don't take food from strangers.
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They're not strangers.
They're Oscar and Darren.
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Well, they're strangers to me.
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Well, maybe when Meemaw
gets here,
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she can wait in the car
for a few hours.
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That is not happening,
and you know it.
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Can we at least have
Chinese food for dinner?
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I'm making Rice-A-Roni.
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Does that count? Nothing Chinese ends in
"a-roni."
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Well, their loss.
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Oh, I know that face.
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Heartburn? Gas?
What are we working with?
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Not in the mood, Wayne.
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Are you in the mood for Tums?
I could hook you up.
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[sighs heavily]
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Apparently, the football
boosters think
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I'm not doing my job.
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Just 'cause they give
a little money to the team...
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A lot of money.
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They give some amount
of money to the team.
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And the new scoreboard.
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Okay. But I-I give my time,
my talent, my sweat.
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You see any boosters out there
doing two-a-day summer practice?
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I do not. Damn right.
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If they really want to help,
you know what they could do?
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Give birth to stronger,
faster kids,
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'cause theirs ain't cutting it.
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You know you're gonna have
to talk to them, right?
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[exhales] Yes.
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And you know you can't say that
stuff about their kids, right?
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Well, what if it
comes up organically?
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Maybe I should come.
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[scoffs] I'm not gonna
insult their children.
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You sure?
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Okay, come.
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Where's the coffee? I finished it.
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When you finish a pot,
you're supposed to make more.
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Oh, is that the rule?
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It is for him.
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Why are you reading my paper?
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Well, pardon me for keeping up
on events of the day.
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Tomorrow's headline:
Father Strangles Son. Good luck.
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My horoscope says
"things are looking up."
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Well, don't you look nice.
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Nice and boring, thanks to you.
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Is everyone gonna be
crabby today?
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I've been a delight.
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Dad, can we just leave?
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I haven't had my coffee yet.
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I'll give you a ride.
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Thanks.
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Where are the damn filters?
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They're in the cabinet,
where they always are.
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These two, fighting like
the Serbs and Croatians
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in Bosnia.
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["Long Way Up" by Jailhouse
playing]
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Mom make you wear that?
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Yeah.
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She did the same thing to me
with pleated khakis.
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I looked like Pastor Jeff.
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Well, she doesn't know
that I brought a change.
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Good for you.
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I tried cutting
the khakis into shorts. Did it help?
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No. I looked like Sheldon.
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That's tragic.
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GEORGE SR.: You never get
any glory without a little pain.
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I know we've had
our share lately,
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but we've got the pieces
in place for next year.
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With your support,
we're gonna make it happen.
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I think we can agree that
our boys are in good hands here.
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So thanks for coming out.
Go, Wolves.
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I got a question.
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Go ahead, Roy. That game against Tyler.
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What in the hell
were you thinking
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punting with a minute 24
on the clock?
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That's a fair question.
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Sure is.
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That was a tough one.
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But our offense was
giving up 30 pounds
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to everyone across the line.
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And we had a quarterback who had
an uneasy relationship
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with... with holding onto
the ball.
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So you're blaming our kids?
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Well... No.
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No? No.
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No.
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Look, they're great kids.
A lot of heart.
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They were getting killed
out there.
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It's a coach's job
to know when to pull back.
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So your strategy is
to surrender.
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That's not what I'm saying.
You know who don't surrender?
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That new coach they got
up at Carthage.
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You know he played
for the Packers.Mm-hmm.
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Oh, come on.
He played for two minutes
257
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,524
and broke his collarbone,
and that was his career.
258
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,047
Well, that's two minutes more
than you played.
259
00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,160
[laughter]
260
00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,205
Help me.
261
00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:01,383
Vince Lombardi never played
for the pros.
262
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,211
So now this clown is
Vince Lombardi?
263
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:06,170
[laughter]
264
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,453
I'm not Lombardi, but I don't
need to put up with this crap.
265
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:10,000
Wait, what I think
we're all seeing
266
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,828
is the passion
267
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,589
that Coach Cooper brings
to the field. No, what you're seeing
268
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,832
is me running out of patience.
Meeting's over.
269
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,529
Oh, there it is.
270
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:20,184
The Cooper Surrender.[laughter]
271
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:22,578
The Cooper Surrender! Bye-bye.
272
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,712
♪ Straight up, now tell me
273
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,366
♪ Do you really want
to love me forever? ♪
274
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,672
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
275
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:33,850
♪ Or am I caught
in a hit and run? ♪
276
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,547
♪ Straight up, now tell me
277
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,463
♪ Is it gonna be
you and me together? ♪
278
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,682
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
279
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,119
♪ Or are you just having fun?
280
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,860
[sniffles]
281
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,688
What's the matter?
282
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,647
[voice cracking]: Everything.
283
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,257
Did somebody die?
284
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,738
No.
285
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,609
Then we can fix it.
286
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,047
Come on. Come on.
287
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,875
I was wearing the new skirt,
288
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,268
and I felt really good.
289
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,052
Cute skirt.
290
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,488
Thanks.
291
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,274
Your legs are so hairy.
292
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,756
Ew.Gross.
293
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:13,107
Those bitches. Thank you.
294
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,762
Is that why you got on
sweat pants?
295
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,068
It gets worse.
296
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,070
Oh, boy.
297
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,899
I came home, and I was
in the bathroom,
298
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,901
and I saw Mom's leg razor.
299
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,511
Oh, no. Please tell me
300
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,078
you also saw shaving cream.
301
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,254
I didn't. Soap?
302
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:33,431
Water? Lotion?
303
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,998
Anything?
304
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,003
[knock on door]
305
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,614
Hey, it's Darren.
306
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,748
Hello.
307
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,837
Any chance you play
Dungeons and Dragons?
308
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:50,187
And how. I once created
a campaign
309
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:53,451
set in 1940s London where
Alan Turing was a character,
310
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,453
and I had the mathematicians
be magic users
311
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,107
with theorems instead of spells.
312
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,519
The intelligence officers
were clerics...
313
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,391
"Yes" works. We're playing
tonight and we're down
314
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,764
a magic user. You in?
315
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,374
When are you playing?
316
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,787
We start at 7:00.
We'll go till whenever.
317
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,204
My mom didn't let me stay
past 6:00 yesterday.
318
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,816
She'll never let me stay
till "whenever." Bummer.
319
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,861
Mm. You could play at my house.
320
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,124
No.Bummer.
321
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,213
I've never said that before.
Did it sound cool?
322
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,694
No.Bummer.
323
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,702
Oh, before you open that,
could you pick up Sheldon
324
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,052
so I can get dinner on? Do I have to?
325
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:32,534
I'm sorry. I guess I'll do
all the parenting around here.
326
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,667
I'm having a hell of a day.
Can I get five minutes' peace?
327
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,844
When do I get
five minutes' peace?
328
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,803
Honestly, can you just take
this one thing off my plate?
329
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,979
[phone ringing]
330
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:46,983
Hello?
331
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,831
Dad, my friends are playing
Dungeons and Dragons.
332
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,571
Can I please stay the night
in my dorm room?
333
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,858
I promise it's safe.
334
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,729
Fine with me.
335
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,949
Thank you. Bye.
336
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,994
That was easy.
337
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,996
Who was that? Sheldon.
338
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,278
He's gonna stay the night
in his dorm.
339
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,739
Why would you let him do that?
340
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,349
One more thing off your plate.
341
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,618
You did not just tell our son
342
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,707
that he could stay the night
by himself.
343
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,667
The campus is safe, and he's not
by himself, he's with friends.
344
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,625
Friends that we don't know.
345
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:21,975
What if there is alcohol?
346
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,064
Then they're gonna get
a lot of fun facts
347
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,848
about the history
of fermented beverages.
348
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,676
I am serious.
349
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,504
So am I. How else would I know
350
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,786
that monkeys get drunk
by eating rotten fruit
351
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,028
off the jungle floor?
352
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:35,031
He is not ready for
this kind of situation.
353
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,772
Mary, he's a good kid.
354
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,271
He's not gonna drink
anything he shouldn't.
355
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,862
And if he cared
about peer pressure,
356
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,081
he wouldn't wear a bow tie.
357
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,694
I don't know.
I don't think I should.
358
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,348
It's just root beer.
359
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:50,090
This late in the evening,
my mother wouldn't approve.
360
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,874
Okay.
361
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,286
Then again, I didn't think
they'd let me stay,
362
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,747
and they did,
so maybe it's fine. I know,
363
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,838
why don't you roll for it? Ooh, good idea.
364
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,189
Seventeen. Guess I'll have it.
365
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,454
We playing?
366
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,064
Hold on. Do you have a coaster?
367
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,197
Yeah, it's in the china cabinet.
368
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,026
And where would that be?
369
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,247
You're good at Band-Aids.
370
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,989
I've had practice on Sheldon.
371
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,209
He's a fragile boy.
372
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:25,734
I don't want to go
back to school tomorrow. You have to!
373
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,389
You can't let them win.
374
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,912
But wear pants.
375
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,305
This is hard to look at.
376
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,915
I heard women in Europe
don't shave.
377
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,482
Maybe I should move there.
378
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,049
They also drink warm beer.
379
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,833
They don't know
what they're doing.
380
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,117
Will you show me how
to do it the right way?
381
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,925
Shave? Yeah.
382
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,232
Drink? Your dad's the expert.
383
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,886
Boys have it so easy.
384
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,583
They can be as hairy
as they want.
385
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,541
Yeah, but they gotta
walk around being dumb
386
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,585
and smelly all the time.
387
00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:52,935
Who wants that?
388
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,415
So I have to shave forever,
389
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,243
then marry someone
who's dumb and smelly?
390
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,941
Not necessarily, but...
391
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,595
there's a good chance.
392
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,292
That's depressing.
393
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,164
That's where the
drinking comes in.
394
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,690
Where you going?
395
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,648
To get our son.
396
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,955
Mary, leave him alone.
He's fine.
397
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,957
We have no idea who he's with,
398
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,480
and you don't even care.
399
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:20,006
You're right.
Do whatever you want.
400
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,659
What is your problem?
401
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,139
Doesn't matter.
402
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,012
Hey.
403
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,448
[sighs]
404
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:32,279
If something is
going on, tell me.
405
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,282
[sighs]
406
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,023
They're coming after me at work.
407
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,807
Who?
408
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,332
The boosters.
They want a new coach.
409
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,467
Are you getting fired?
410
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:50,601
I don't know. Maybe.
411
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,044
Don't you have to go?
412
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,359
I'm sorry.
413
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,417
Thank you.
414
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,772
"You open the gate of the crypt,
415
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,730
and you see two identical
elven princesses."
416
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,341
Sheldon, what do you do?
417
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:37,213
I-I don't feel so good.
418
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,301
What's going on?
419
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,173
My stomach hurts.
420
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,565
How much did you eat?
421
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,306
Well...
422
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,051
Dude.
423
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:51,836
I need to lie down.
424
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,360
[groans]
425
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,839
Oh, I don't want to throw up.
426
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,276
We don't want you to throw up.
427
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,167
If he throws up, I throw up.
Well, what should we do?
428
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,559
I don't know.
Why are you asking me?
429
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,063
You're the closest
to a mom here.
430
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,499
I don't know. Call his mom.
431
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,892
Oh, no, don't call my mom.
432
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,850
She'll never let me
do this again.
433
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,574
[groaning]Get him something
to throw up in.
434
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,898
No, not the Skittles.
435
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,032
Here, here.
436
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,468
Here.
437
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:17,253
Next door there's an emergency
Alka-Seltzer tablet
438
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,863
in my bathroom medicine chest.
439
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,907
You have a bathroom?
440
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:21,083
Why does he get a bathroom?
441
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,407
Go throw up in
your own bathroom.
442
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:25,392
I don't know if I can make it.
[groans]
443
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:30,527
[Sheldon groaning]Get his door!
444
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:31,702
It's locked.
445
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,443
Key.
446
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,054
I'm not gonna make it. Please make it.
447
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,231
What is going on?
Sheldon, are you okay?
448
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,580
My stomach hurts.
449
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,408
He's gonna throw up.
450
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,888
Did you give him beer?
Did they give you beer?!
451
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:44,976
SHELDON: Just root beer.
452
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,978
MARY: It's gonna be okay, baby.
453
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,763
[Sheldon throws up]MARY: Oh...
454
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,069
Why is it so colorful?
455
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,636
SHELDON: Too many... Skittles.
456
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,942
[retches]
457
00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,991
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