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We're about to have dinner.
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Don't ruin your appetite.
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It's called pre-gaming.
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Who wants to go
to heaven?
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Eventually or now?
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I'm doing a fundraiser
for Afghanistan.
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It is a spin-a-thon.
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We ride stationary bikes,
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and the longer we go,
the more money we raise.
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Oh, cool. How'd you get
hooked up with that?
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Ariana invited me.
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Oh.
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Is this going
to be a bicycle built for two?
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Don't be dirty, Lizzie.
You're better than that.
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So...
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you think
you still got a shot with her?
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This is purely
about the people in need.
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If I ride the most miles
and raise the most money,
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and Ariana thinks I'm a hero,
that can't be helped.
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Can I do it, too?
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Absolutely.
And if you find yourself
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admiring my endurance loud
enough that she can hear you,
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that also can't be helped.
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Are you sure you can do it?
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I've never even
seen you ride a bike before.
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So? I've never seen you
brush your teeth.
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I do, all the time.
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And of course I can
ride a bike, Hazel.
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I learned when I was six.
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Yeah? I learned
when I was three.
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[sputters]
No, you didn't.Ask Freddy. He taught me.
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Freddy taught you
how to ride a bike?
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Yeah.
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Dude, you okay?
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[high-pitched voice]:
What? Yeah, I'm fine.
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Bring it down an octave
and try again.
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Wow. That's a lot of gear.
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There a zombie uprising
no one told me about?
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I'm taking Hazel hunting.
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Oh, fun.
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I loved doing all that
stuff with you and Liz.
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Wanted to pack in
all the memories
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before you two grew up
and moved away. [laughs]
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Ah, what a dope.
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I can't stand thinking
about all the stuff
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I missed with Hazel
when I was deployed.
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Is this because Freddy
taught her how to ride a bike?
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Where'd you hear about that?Your sister's a blabbermouth.
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Well, I'm fixing it now.
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Hazel and I are coming home
with a truck full
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of cold deer
and warm memories.Hmm.
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Hey, Dad.There she is.
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Hey, Dugans.Hey, Freddy.
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What's all this?
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I'm taking Hazel bow-hunting.
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No way!Mm-hmm.
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That's the first
I'm hearing about it.
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Sorry. Do I need
your permission?No.
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Good. But do I have
your permission?
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Yes.Yes.
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Have fun, Hazel.Thanks, Mom.
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Go hit the head.
We got a long drive.
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Yes, sir.
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Just be safe, okay?
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Oh, I always am.Yeah, right.
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Do remember when you took me
fishing with dynamite?
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Nobody got hurt,
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except all the fish.
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[both laugh]
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You murdered fish
with explosives?
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Oh, calm down, Freddy.
It just stuns 'em.
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Makes it easier to scoop
'em up and then murder 'em.
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[both laugh]
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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Stop.
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What's the matter?
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She is so beautiful,
I need a moment.
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You are a hopeless romantic.
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Hopeful.
The word is "hopeful."
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Hey.Hey.
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You made it!Ah.
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You invite and I don't come?
Impossible.
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You remember Lizzie?Of course.
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I really
appreciate you being here.
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Oh, it's a great cause.
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And nice to know
I'm still cute enough
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to get money from strangers.
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What an impressive
number of pledges.
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Almost as many as me.
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Well, you're still cute enough
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to get money
from strangers, too.
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Hmm.
[chuckles]
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She called you cute.
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I amcute.
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Ari?!Dirk?!
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Thank you so much
for doing this.
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Ah, anything for you.
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Hey, Al and Lizzie,
meet Dirk, my spin teacher.
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AL:
Huh.
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What's to teach?
It's just pedaling.ARIANA: Oh.
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I'm also a
personal trainer.
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Ah.If you ever want a one-on-one,
you give me a call.
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You have a great frame. I could
get you shredded or jacked.
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We can go either way.Oh.
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Thank you, but I am fine
jacking my own frame.
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Hey, boyfriend.
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Come on in, girlfriend.
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Hear that?
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I don't hear anything.
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I got the house
to myself.So?
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So, I got the house to myself.
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Ah.[laughing]
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I don't think
this has happened in years.
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Well, what are we doing
standing around talking?
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Should we go
to your room?
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Well, we'll get there.
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Right now, we got a fire
in the fireplace,
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Al Green on the turntable,
and that chair fully reclines.
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Well, then, shall I say,
let's get it on?
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That's Marvin Gaye,
but I'll-I'll let it slide.
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[laughing]
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Dad, Dad,
what's that over there?
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[whispering]:
I think it's a rock.
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I'm gonna shoot it.No.
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Don't.
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Why?
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You have to know what it is.
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You just said it was a rock.
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Just be patient.
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Think about
those delicious Bambi burgers
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we're gonna be eating
for the next six months.
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Maybe let's not
name the animals.
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[laughs]
You know, this one time,
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Grampy and I were sitting
in a tree like this.
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He let out a giant fart.
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Turns out there were, like,
20 deer right below us,
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and they ran off like
it was the end of the world.
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Grampy told me that story,
but he said youfarted.
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The point is,
it was a good day.
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What's the best day
you've ever had?
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Oh, that's easy.
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The day you were born.
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You got to say that.It's true.
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And it's gonna stay true until
the Browns win the Super Bowl.
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Keep waiting.
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[rustling in brush]
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Is that a rabbit?
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Yes, it is. Bugs Bunny
at three o'clock.
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Dad, we talked
about naming them.
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Good. Find your
anchor points.
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Hover the pin.
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Let that shot
surprise you.
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It's okay. Whenever you're
ready. There's no rush.
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I mean, we do have
a clean shot.
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That's the first animal
we've seen in four hours.
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I can't.No, sure you can.
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Take a deep breath,
and aim for that heart.
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But he's so cute.Uh, I...
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I know, baby,
but this is food.
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Everyone who eats meat ought
to know where it comes from.
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Okay, I will if I have to.
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Well, you don't have
to do anything.
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But if you're
gonna be a Marine,
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you might have to
shoot something.
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Not animals.Yeah, animals.
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You got to catch and kill a
rabbit in survival training.
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What? Why?For food.
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Their eyeballs are
packed with nutrients.
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Like giant vitamins
that pop in your mouth.
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Well, can't I just take
real vitamins?
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They sell 'em everywhere.
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So, Dirk?Yeah.
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How long have you known Ariana?
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A while.
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Oh, only a while. Huh.
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So, you haven't met the family?
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I have now.
You're her brother, right?
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[laughs]
No, no. Actually, we were a kind of a thing.
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Huh, she's never
mentioned you.
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Well, she's never
mentioned you, either.
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Ariana Jaan, I saved you a bike.
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You don't mind, do you?
Thank you, sir. Okay, bye.
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Thank you.Yeah.
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All right, everybody,
clip in and let's go.
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[upbeat
instrumental music plays]
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[whispers loudly]:
Help me.
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There's a thing on the bottom
of your shoe that you snap into.
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Got it.Thank you so much
for helping me, Al.
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Oh, Lizzie,
I am all about the helping.
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That was fantastic.
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It was.
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You ready to go again?
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You kidding?Yeah, of course,
I'm kidding.
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You could turn around
the USS Nimitz
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faster than I could go again.
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[laughs]
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Ah. What do we do now?
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Up to you.
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I already got
what I wanted.
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Well, I can
make us a snack.
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Which is best
followed by a nap.
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You're invited to both.
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What do you do for fun
when the kids aren't around?
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I just told you--
nap and eat.
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Come on.
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Well, there is something.
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It's kind of my thing.
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Well, maybe
it could be our thing.
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Well, technically,
it's illegal,
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but I do it for the
good of the city.
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Are you Batman?
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Batman?
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Kind of.
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[giggles]
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I'm really sorry.
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It's no big deal.
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I let you down.
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No. No, this is on me.
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We started too cute.
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We should've gone down to
the water and shot some ducks.
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I don't want to shoot a duck.
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Okay. It'll be faster
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if you just tell me
what you dowant to shoot.
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I don't want to shoot anything!
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That's okay.No, it's not.
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How am I gonna be
a Marine?
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You're young. You'll feel
different when you're older.
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What if I can't eat
a rabbit's eyeball?
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It's not bad. It's like a
little grape full of blood.
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I told everyone I know
I'm gonna be a Marine.
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I'm gonna let down you
and Grampy and my country.
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And the Constitution.
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So... maybe you'll
do something else.
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Like what? I haven't been
paying attention in school
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since we did shapes.
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Ask me the capital
of anywhere, I have no idea!
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Keep it up!
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Breathe it!
Breathe it!
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This is great.
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It's nice to be on a bicycle
without being distracted
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by beautiful scenery
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or the cool wind
in your face.
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[laughs]
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[whimpering]
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Are you crying?
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I have a leg cramp.
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It hurts so bad!
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Okay, ten minute break.
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Oh... already?
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Ah.
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Oh, man.
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I am so tight.
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Ah, let me help
you with that.
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Thanks.
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00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,070
Ooh, you must be
a Boy Scout,
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because you have
so many knots.
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00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,508
[laughs]
259
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,292
Where is the joke?
260
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,251
Tell me where the joke is.
261
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,475
What are we trying
to find?
262
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:53,174
Wrongs that
need righting.
263
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,045
Fine.
264
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,568
Don't tell me.
265
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,701
Promise you
won't laugh?
266
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,312
No.
267
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:03,837
Graffiti.
268
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,448
I paint over graffiti.
269
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,015
Really?
270
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,408
Yeah, it's a
serious problem.
271
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,628
I mean, when someone gets
robbed, there's one victim.
272
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,544
With graffiti... the
whole community suffers.
273
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,678
It really burns my biscuits.
274
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,681
When did this start?
275
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,552
Ah, it's a long story.
276
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,641
Tell me.
277
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,599
Well, my wife
was a realtor.
278
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,559
She studied hard,
got her license.
279
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,432
It was a proud day when
she got her first bus bench.
280
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,565
And a week later...
281
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,742
...I can't even tell ya
what they did to her picture.
282
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,136
Cops said, "Let it go," but...
283
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,268
I couldn't.
284
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,839
That's surprisingly sexy.
285
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,886
Not now, Lois,
we got a job to do.
286
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,633
You know, I didn't even
want to be a Marine
287
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,635
when I was your age.
288
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,073
I was gonna be
a stuntman.
289
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:09,076
I was really good
at jumping off roofs.
290
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,644
Once I jumped off the gym
and landed on the principal.
291
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,125
Broke her collarbone.
292
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,476
Stop trying
to make me feel better.
293
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,435
Sorry.
294
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,875
I just wanted us
to do something cool together.
295
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:30,227
Don't worry about it.
296
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,631
I'm gonna teach you
how to drive a car.
297
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,720
Now we're talking!
298
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,157
♪
299
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,769
Great work everybody!
Let's hear it!
300
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,814
[whoops]
301
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,251
I thought everyone
was gonna do it.
302
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,776
Keep going!
Keep going!
303
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:59,169
You, maybe stop.
You don't look so hot.
304
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,477
What?No shame. Let's give this guy
a round of applause.
305
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,522
No, no-- don't applaud.
306
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,090
You can applaud at the end
when I win.
307
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,831
Awalmir, this isn't a contest.
308
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,050
You did great.
309
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,660
And I am not done.
310
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,270
I love this little guy.
He's got so much heart.
311
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,359
We are literally the same size.
312
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,753
Let's crank it up![all whooping]
313
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,060
Oh, now we're screaming?
314
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,499
Okay, hands
at ten and two.
315
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,675
Keep your eyes on the road.
316
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,285
Easy on the brake.
317
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,026
Easy on the gas.
318
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,376
Wow.
319
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,813
Impressive.
320
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,859
I guess all those years
of Mario Kartreally paid off.
321
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,818
And Grand Theft Auto.
322
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,820
Okay, now turn the wheel
323
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,517
sort of back and forth.
324
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,824
Why?
Fun.
325
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,479
[whoops, laughing]
[laughing]
326
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,179
This is great!
327
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,963
You'll never forget the day
328
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,357
your dad taught you
how to drive.
329
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,882
[siren chirping]
330
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,624
[siren wailing]
331
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,669
Should I speed up?
332
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,976
[siren wails, chirps]
333
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,024
Son of a gun.
334
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,374
This is what I get
for taking a weekend off.
335
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,855
What's "Fishstick?"
336
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,813
It's a who.
337
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,250
Okay, who's Fishstick?
338
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,861
My nemesis.
339
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,167
Been scrawling his dumb name
all over town.
340
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:27,388
So, what, you drive around
at night, painting over it?
341
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,042
Somebody's got to.
342
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,566
Do they?
343
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,220
Okay, here's the deal.
344
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,744
The city works
with three garbage contractors.
345
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,050
Each one uses
346
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,834
a different color green
on their dumpsters.
347
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,054
You got your fern,
your forest...
348
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,795
and your light fern,
but don't worry.
349
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,580
I got all three.
350
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,060
Wasn't worried.
351
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,365
Well, you should be.
352
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,237
If you don't match the color,
353
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,892
you're no better than Fishstick.
354
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,377
Okay, let me do
the talking.
355
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,729
What seems to be
the problem, Officer?
356
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,210
License and
registration.
357
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,126
I have a library card.
358
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,955
Okay, what's
going on here?
359
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,914
I'm just teaching her
to drive.
360
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,046
It's a long story--
we had a bad day hunting.
361
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,701
So you just thought you'd
kill something out here?
362
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,399
Look, man,
can you cut me a break?
363
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,966
It's not like
we're on the road.
364
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,576
How old is she?
365
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,970
How old do you think I am?
366
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,581
That's not how
this works.
367
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,933
Sir, you're coming
with me to the station.
368
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,633
So should I follow you guys
or what?
369
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,551
[panting]
I know I have legs
370
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,683
'cause I can see them.
371
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,990
But I cannot feel them.
372
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,731
ARIANA:
Guys...
373
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,994
I hate to say it...
374
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,648
Please say it.What?
375
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,866
I'm out.
376
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,173
I'm out, too!
377
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,482
Dude!
378
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,919
What are you doing? Go get
some face time with Ariana.
379
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:04,920
I can't.
380
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,226
Why?
381
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,577
You know why.
382
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,145
You're looking tired, man.
383
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:15,148
I was born tired.
384
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,672
So just to be clear,
385
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,457
the woman you're interested
in is over there by herself,
386
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,329
and you're here
being an idiot?
387
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,245
It's called the long game.
388
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:29,205
Unless I die.
389
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,513
Huh?
[exhales]
390
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,298
You know, I have this theory
that, uh, Fishstick is
391
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:38,171
actually two people
working together.
392
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,173
It would explain how he, uh,
tagged the stop sign
393
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,523
on 5th and the wall
behind Dress Mart
394
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,873
on the same night.
395
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,701
I don't know
if it's the exhilaration
396
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,311
of doing something illegal
397
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,487
or breathing in
all these fumes, but...
398
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,359
I feel alive.
399
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,883
That's how it starts.
400
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,798
Next thing you know,
you're painting a water tower
401
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:57,929
in the middle of January.
402
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,453
"A water tower"?
403
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,803
Where Fishstick goes, I go.
404
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,807
Want to hear something crazy?What?
405
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,201
This is kind of turning me on.
406
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,208
Well, let's head home.
407
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,689
I think the Nimitzis ready
for a port call.
408
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,691
Let's go.
409
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,911
I was gonna save...
410
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,218
Uh, all right.
411
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,224
Who bailed me out?Your wife.
412
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,531
Any chance you could lock me
back up?
413
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,062
Where's Hazel?
414
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,498
Car.
Oh, no.
415
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,283
I have the keys.
Cool, okay.
416
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,071
You mad?
417
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,030
Actually...
418
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,163
I'm more sorry.
419
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,035
About what?
420
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,343
Freddy teaching Hazel
how to ride a bike.
421
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,258
Does my sister
tell you everything
422
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,955
that goes on
in that house?
423
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,957
Pretty much.
424
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,612
Look, you got
to understand.
425
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,268
Hazel wanted to learn
and I was so busy
426
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,574
and Freddy offered...
427
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,100
I didn't even think about
it until she came back
428
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,058
so excited.
429
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,799
And then it hit me.
430
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,281
That's a memory
you don't get.
431
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,633
I'm sorry.
432
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,637
Thank you.
433
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,031
Come on, um,
434
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,121
let's go get your truck.Yeah.
435
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,167
Oh, and, uh...
436
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,387
Hazel says she's
a vegetarian now.
437
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,650
Yeah, that one's my fault.
438
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,347
[chuckles]
439
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,095
We're gonna get
something to eat.
440
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,183
You guys want to come?
441
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,664
I'll quit when he quits.
442
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:04,969
I don't know the word "quit."
443
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,188
Why don't you get off your bike
444
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,407
and go look it up?
445
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,843
All right, that's enough.
446
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,193
On the count of three,
you both stop.
447
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,195
One, two...
448
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,762
three!
449
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,941
Okay, bye.
450
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,986
Al, I'm taking the car.
451
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,206
Fine, I'll walk home.
452
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:27,122
I have nothing but...
453
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,603
[inhales deeply]
...energy.
454
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,518
[panting] Huh?
455
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,611
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