All language subtitles for True.Blood.S01E12.Youll.Be.the.Death.of.Me.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD.5.1.H.265-SiGMA_track3_eng

JASON:
You know that old
leather jacket I wear sometime?

The brown one?

Well, make sure
it goes to Hoyt.

I told him it was lucky.

It ain't.

But he don't know that.

[EXHALES]

Sookie'll get the house.

My bank account.

But I want you to have my truck.

[SIGHS]

RENE [CAJUN ACCENT]:
Really?

You've been
a good friend, Rene.

Yeah.

Thanks, man.

I'm giving it back though,
soon as they let you go.

They ain't never
letting me go, Rene.

There's something
inside me that's just...

It's wrong.

Nah, come on now.

It ain't like you went
and killed a bunch a...

innocent women.

What?

They were fangbangers.

If you hadn't have done it,
it was just a matter of time.

Wait, are you calling
my grandma a fangbanger?

Nah, nah, don't get
your back all up, you--

I'm just sayin', you must've
had your reasons, that's all.

There ain't no good reason
for what I did.

Well, suppose you're right.
WOMAN: You can't go in there.

SOOKIE:
He's my brother.

I'm sorry, Sookie, he's only
allowed one visitor at a time.

You can either let me by
or throw me in there,

but I'm gonna see my brother.

Jason.
[PANTING]

I'm sorry, Sookie.
I'm so sorry.

You've have nothing
to be sorry for.

I just wish I got here sooner,

before you went and confessed
to something.

I don't even remember
doing any of it.

I just know I did.

Jason, you need
to shut up, okay?

'Cause I'm real close to finding
out who the real killer is.

[*]

SOOKIE:
His name's Drew Marshall.

He had a sister named Cindy,

and I think
he killed her.

Strangled her just like
Maudette and Dawn and Amy.

RENE:
If she knows this how come
she hasn't gone to the cops

and gotten her brother out.
'Cause I tried that, and so fr

the cops have done diddlysquat
to protect me and my family.

'Sides, I don't have
any evidence yet.

I don't even know
what Drew Marshall looks like.

So you can't really
be sure he's the killer.

I've seen what's
inside his head.

RENE:
They'll never believe that
about him, but it's the truth.

There's all kinds of
strangeness in this world.

Sookie,
I know you wanna help me,

that's only 'cause
you can't accept the truth.

I'm a murderer.

And I'm going to hell.

Plain and simple.

You aren't hearing me.
I know who the killer is.

And all we gotta do
is find him.

Andy.

ANDY:
What's your problem?

JASON:
Make her go away.

[CHUCKLES]

Am I your fucking butler?

Jason.

JASON:
Please, just get her
out of here.

ANDY:
Now, you heard him.

Zoo's closed.

Oh, did you get the fax from
the Bunkie police department

about Drew Marshall, the man
who's probably the real killer?

Never heard of no fax from no
Bunkie P.D., or Drew-whoever.

But I'll tell you
one thing.

The real killer is right there,
where he belongs.

SOOKIE:
You are one hell
of a sorry excuse

for a cop
and a human being,

Andy Bellefleur,
and it's just a matter of time

before everyone knows it.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Mm.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi, I'm Tara.

MARYANN:
Oh, good morning.

Good morning.

I thought
you might be hungry.

Okay,
this isn't food.

This is sculpture.
Ha-ha-ha!

And this place...

You're not really
just a social worker, are you?

I'm a lot of things.

Just like you. Coffee?
Oh, sure.

I mean, you're not just
a drunk-driving bartender,

are you?

You're also
intelligent, resourceful.

Strong.

A survivor.

I don't feel like any
of those things right now.

I didn't just wreck my car,

I totaled my whole life.

All of it.

MARYANN:
Well, I suppose that's
one way of looking at it.

Personally, I see your
situation as an opportunity.

I just got a fake exorcism
and a DUI.

I probably lost my job.

All of my friends.

And my mother disowned me.

I'm sorry, but I don't get
how that's an opportunity.

Maybe life has just
cleared out all the things

that weren't working for you.

Now you've got room to rebuild.

Decide exactly what you want
your life to look like.

And make that happen.

What do
you want, Tara?

What do you want
your life to be?

[SIGHS]

I don't know.

I guess I never really
let myself want anything.

Oh, that breaks my heart.

Yeah, well,

there are people
a lot worse off than me.

I'm sure.

I should probably let you get
back to helping them, huh?

Instead of watching me cry
all over your nice breakfast.

I appreciate everything
you've done for me.

And I promise to pay
back the bail as soon as I can.

Tara, sit down.

You haven't touched your food,

your dress
isn't dry,

and I think we both know
you've got nowhere to go.

Please.

I know it's hard
for you to trust me,

but I really do just wanna help.

Even if that means
just giving you

a place to stay
until you figure things out.

Why would you do that?

'Cause it's what I do.

It's what I want my life
to be:

helping people.

Not because
I feel sorry for you,

and not because I want
anything back from you.

Then why?

Because you deserve a chance.

And I'm in a position
to give you one.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[BEEPS OFF]

[*]

You wanna end this thing,
that's fine.

The least you could do
is call me back

and tell me where the fuck
you are so I can stop worrying.

Thanks a lot,
I'll talk to you later, bye.

Sookie?

What are you doing here?
I got the lunch shift.

With everything
going on with Jason,

I figured you'd
take the day off.

I'm not staying home and hiding,
having people think I'm ashamed.

Besides, I'm gonna need
all the money I can get

to hire a private investigator.

Drew Marshall
is somewhere in this town.

Who knows how many times
he's sat in one of those booths,

looked me in the eye
and ordered a burger and fries.

Yeah, but wouldn't
you have heard him?

Wouldn't you've smelled him?

I ain't a shortwave radio.

I spend most of my time trying
not to listen to people.

Sorry, I didn't mean--
I-it's okay.

I better start my prep.

GUARD:
You can only have
five minutes with him.

Five minutes.

MAN:
Mr. Stackhouse?

Yeah?

My name is Orry Dawson.

Uh-uh, I told 'em
I don't need no lawyer.

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

I'm not a lawyer.

I'm here on behalf
of the Fellowship of the Sun.

That anti-vampire church?

We are a religious organization

dedicated to the preservation
and salvation of the human race.

Oh, good.

'Cause I thought
you just hated vampires.

And I used to,
but then I got to know one,

and he was
a pretty decent guy.

Until I got him killed.

[SIGHS]

See, that's where you're wrong.

What you did,

it was a service
to your race and to Jesus.

And you should be proud of that.

Yeah.

You know, last year
there were over 800 reported

vampire-related attacks
in Louisiana alone.

And the law
won't do nothing about it.

They are too busy
respecting those fiends

and their-- Their civil rights.

Well, what about
our rights?

Our rights to be safe
in our own neighborhoods,

our right to our own blood?

No, I don't know
nothing about that.

Look, uh...

Officially, the church
can't condone what you did.

You took the lives
of four women.

Women who had tainted
themselves and their race,

but still, human women.

Hey.

[SIGHS]

But we do recognize

that even though your methods
may have been flawed,

your intentions were pure.

I got no idea
what you're talkin' about.

That's smart.

Don't admit to anything.

The church has started up
a fund for your defense.

[*]

In the meantime,

here's something
to help you pass the time.

You are a brave soldier,
Jason Stackhouse.

Okay.

God loves you.

You-- You will be saved.

[*]

[GIGGLES, SQUEALS]

[GIGGLING]

[LAUGHING]

[SPUTTERS]

[*]

[GUITAR PLAYING]

I didn't mean to interrupt.

I was looking for Maryann.

She'll be right back.

You must be Tara.

Come on in.

I'm Eggs.

Eggs? Ha-ha.

It's actually Benedict.

Benedict Talley, so--
Eggs Benedict.

[LAUGHING]

Ha-ha, yeah.

Ah, shit, I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have laughed.

My name's screwed up too.

Tara's a pretty name.

Suits you.

Oh.

Maryann did-- Didn't
tell me she-- She had a--

A boyfriend.

Oh, no, no, no, I'm, uh--

I'm just stayin' here
till I get back on my feet.

Just like you.

So collecting
stray black people,

that some kind of hobby of hers?

[LAUGHS]

She was right about you.

You are funny.

Oh, yeah?
Mm-hm.

What else
she tell you about me?

Oh, she said, um--

You crashed your car with
a gallon of whiskey in your lap.

Yeah.

It was vodka.

Really cheap vodka.

Hey, I'm-- I'm not
judging you.

Believe me, all right.

When Maryann
found me I was, uh...

She's a miracle worker.

You'll see.

Yeah, well, I won't be
sticking around that long.

That's too bad.

Um...

M-my mama,

when she thought something
was too good to be true, she'd--

She'd say,
"Satan in a Sunday hat."

[CHUCKLES]

That's exactly what this is.

[CHUCKLES]

to stop
looking over my shoulder too.

But there are
good people in this world.

Sometimes...

good shit happens.

[GUITAR PLAYING]

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

[WHOOPS]

ANDY:
He don't remember doin' it.

Like he had
amnesia or something.

Hey, Sookie.

Hey.

Holler if y'all
need anything, okay?

ANDY:
Now, he's just sitting there,

lookin' like a dog
that lost his bone.

[ALL LAUGHING]

And then he says,
"I did it.

"I killed those women.

You were right all along."

He didn't exactly say that.

You should've seen
the look in his eye. Ice cold.

Like he was talking
about road kill.

Excuse me.

Well, thank God you got him,
Detective Bellefleur.

Can I buy you a beer?

Show my appreciation?

That's all right, Rosie,
I was just doin' my job.

MAN 1:
Whole family full
of freaks and killers.

WOMAN:
Oughta be ashamed
to show her face

after what her brother did.

MAN 1:
Sleazy little manslut,
Jason Stackhouse,

a goddamned murderer.

MAN 2:
I'd pay good money
to watch that boy fry.

WOMAN:
He was so cute for a murderer,
wonder why he never hit on me.

Hey.

Hey, what's going on?

You're right, I shouldn't
have come in today.

Why don't you go
to my trailer, lie down?

I need to get out of here.
Sookie.

It's not safe.

I-I'm just gonna drive around.
I'll keep my doors locked.

I won't even get out of the car.

No, Sookie--
I need some time alone.

I gotta get these
thoughts out of my head.

All right, all right,
all right, yeah.

I've got your tables.

Thank you, Sam.

For everything.
Hey.

[CHATTERING]

[EXHALES]

[ENGINE FALTERING]

Please, Jesus,
don't do this to me.

[ENGINE FALTERING]

Shoot, darn it!

Son of a mother!

Fudge!

RENE:
Sookie?

Everything all right?

Just a little
car trouble, that's all.

Want me to take a look?

Don't tell anybody, but I don't
know much about cars.

Sorry.

Thanks for trying.

I--

I guess I should call a tow.

Why don't you let me
give you a ride home?

I'll get my buddy Hank
down at Auto Haven

to take a look on my way back.

I can't be alone.

Oh.

Course you can't.

Well, how 'bout I
give you a ride home,

stay with you until
Sam gets off work, huh?

I couldn't put you out.
No, no, no, no.

Your brother's been
real good to me.

Least I could do.

That's so kind
of you, Rene.

[CAR APPROACHING]

TERRY:
Hey, Sookie. Rene.

I-I-I just wanna say--

I told Andy, I've known killers,
and Jason ain't one.

Thank you, Terry.

Nobody ever listens to me.

But they should.

Ready?

[*]

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

I can't believe Jason
gave you his truck.

He loves this truck.

I know, right?

I tried talking him
out of it.

He-- He wasn't
hearing it, though.

Buckle up, now.

Thanks.

It's really true?

You can hear what
I'm thinking right now?

What do I think about, think
about, think about nothing,

nothing, think about nothing--

Don't bother.

Thinking about nothing
ain't possible.

Trust me, everyone's
tried it around me.

Sooner or later
you'll think about something.

But you know what's
kinda funny, is that...

Your thoughts

don't have an accent.

Huh.

That must be hard on you,

livin' with that.

It is hard.

Sometimes.

You have no idea how sick
and twisted some people are.

Oh, oh, Lord, I can
believe that, yes, ma'am.

It's one thing when they
think horrible stuff about me,

I mean,

I'm kinda used to it.

But, well, when it's
about my brother...

He's all I've got left.

I mean, I've lost everyone.

Thanks.

I've lost people too.

It don't ever get any easier.

But you find ways to cope.

[MOANING OVER TV]
[VACUUM CLEANER HUMMING]

[GROWLING]

ARLENE:
Coby, Lisa!

I thought I told you kids
to take out the garbage.

What the hell
are you watching?

Oh, my Lord.

Where'd you get this?

Coby?

Lisa,
you answer me, right now.

It's Rene's.
We found it in the garage.

Go to your room.

[*]

RENE:
Whew.

It's hotter in here
than hell on a Sunday.

I know, Gran used to leave
the windows open all day,

but I haven't felt safe
doin' that in a while.

Have a seat, I'll fix us
some iced teas.

Sounds good.

[*]

These fuckers' palates are
as backwoods as their brains.

Sam, Rene left his vest.

I'll put it in
the lost and found.

[SNIFFS]

Hey, where's Sookie?
Did you see her?

Yep.
Where'd she go?

She left with Rene
about 20, 23 minutes ago.

Rene, you take it sweet?

RENE: Yes, ma'am.
[GASPS]

Heh! You scared me.

Did I?

Sorry about that.

RENE:
Don't think about it--
Blood, blood, so much blood--

She wasn't supposed
to be here-- Shut up!

Rene?
RENE: Sookie ain't here?

[SCREAMING]

You weren't
supposed to be here.

Sookie.

You all right?

I'm...so jumpy these days.

Let me help you with that.
No.

I'm gonna go get a mop.

[*]

[NO CAJUN ACCENT]
What do you think you're doin'?

Stay away!

Ha! You're not gonna shoot me.

Whoops. Told you.

That's why she fucks
them fangers--

[SCREAMS]

Fuck.

Goddamn it.

Get back here,
you fucking bitch!

CINDY:
Dang it.

RENE:
Nothing that'll cover up
what you done.

You watching me now?

You freak.

RENE:
Sookie!

You're the freak, Cindy.

You're the damn freak.
Fuckin' freak. Fuck!

Spread your legs
for a dead man.

Mama'd roll over
in her grave--

Get the fuck out of here.

RENE:
Sookie!

Sookie. I'll teach you,
you bitch!

What're you doing?
Get away from me!

[SCREAMS]

[PANTING]

Get out!

[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

I can feel you in my head!

RENE:
Die, fang fucker!

Stay the fuck out of my head!

Fuck!

[SOOKIE GASPING]

Sookie!

Sookie!

[INHALES]

[*]

[GROANING]

Sookie.

Come on, Sookie. Let's be--
Let's be friends.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

Sookie. Seriously,
I was just kidding.

RENE:
Can you fuckin' hear me,
you filthy fucking cunt?

I'm gonna tear out
your throat with my hands

and fuck your dead face.

Shit. Goddamn it.

I must have lost her.
Could be hiding in the woods.

I better go back and check.

[RENE WHOOPS, SOOKIE SCREAMS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Mind-reading,
vampire-fucking, freak bitch!

[SCREAMING]

[BILL GROANING]

You think you're so smart!

You smart now? Argh!

[CHOKING]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

[SWEARING INDISTINCTLY]

What?

What the fuck are you?
You sick fuck.

[CHOKING]
Sookie.

RENE:
Fuck you!

You fuckin' freak fuck!

Fuckin' sick fuck.

Die, you fucking
freak of nature!

Die--

Fucking bitch!
Argh!

[BLOOD SPURTING]

[SHOVEL CLATTERS]

Sookie.

[*]

[GROANING]

[RASPILY]
I...am...sorry.

[SOBBING]
No.

No, Bill, please.

We gotta get him
out of the light.

[SHOVEL SCRAPING]

TARA:
Sookie?

Tara.

You look so pretty.

Like someone turned
a light on under your skin.

Hospital gave her pain meds.

She's-- She's
a little loopy.

Didn't you listen when
I said I'd lose my shit

if anything
ever happened to you?

Don't lose your shit.

I'm fine.

Did Sam tell you
that he saved my life?

He turned into a dog
and bit Rene.

[LAUGHS]

LAFAYETTE:
No shit.

I'm gonna need some of them
drugs they gave you.

Heh.

Hey, you guys,
we should let her rest.

Sam.

You need to let people
see the real you.

'C you're kind and brave.

There's nothing there
not to love.

Right back at you.

[SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[SOBBING]

All right then.

Thanks.

[SIGHS]

DA's dropping the charges.

No. No fucking way.
He confessed.

The marks on Amy Burley's
neck match Rene's belt.

Or Drew Marshall. Whatever
the hell his name is.

He near about put Sookie
in a body bag.

We got no reason
to hold Stackhouse.

That's horseshit!

Get ahold of yourself.
I don't need you

screwing things up even worse.

So, what? We're just
gonna let him go?

Not "we."

You brought him in.
You let him go.

Right now, Andy.

Oh. Hey, Andy.

Is there some way
I can get a magazine?

This shit's
putting me to sleep.

What're you doin'?

Get out of here.
What?

You heard me.
Get the fuck out of here.

Is this some kinda trick
or something?

No, you stupid shit.

It ain't a trick.

It's a fucking miracle!

Oh, sweet Jesus,
please forgive me.

I had no idea,
Sookie, I swear.

C e you didn't.

I brought him around my kids.

I slept in the bed
with him every night.

And all that time,
it was nothin' but lies.

I mean, his name, his accent.

God, you think you know someone.

How could I not know?

None of us did.

Don't blame yourself, honey.

I can't help it.

I told you to stay
out of my thoughts.

Is that why you didn't
listen in on Rene?

in some dark corner of his mind.

Oh, God.

Sookie.

I am so sorry.

I want you to promise me
something, okay?

Okay.

Someday, if I ever
find another man.

I want you to look
inside his head

and tell me everything
that's in there.

Uh, Arlene, it-- It doesn't
really work that way.

Just promise me, okay?

'C I have
the worst taste in men.

I-is Bill gonna be okay?

I don't think so.

No.

Oh, honey.

Oh, sweet baby.

Well, I'm gonna
head on over to the bar.

Make sure Terry
ain't P-T-S-Ding

all over my clam chowder.

Hey. Thanks, Lafayette.

I appreciate you
holding down the fort.

No worries, boyfriend.

'Cause I'm gonna
hit your ass up for a raise,

soon as they pull them stitches
out your forehead.

Call me later, T.

Where have you been?

I left you
like five messages.

I didn't get any messages.

What?

Look, we don't have
to talk about this now.

Sookie almost died.

And she would've,
if you hadn't been there.

So I'm glad you were, okay?

Yeah.

I was-- I was
worried about you.

I'm sure you were.

You worry about everybody.

But Sookie's right,
you're an amazing guy.

[CAR APPROACHING]

You deserve to get
everything you want.

And so do I.

What does that mean?
Take good care of her.

Wait, Tara--

Maryann, this is
my friend Sam.

Sam, this is Maryann.

Sam, it's so nice
to meet you.

You ready to go?

[WHISPERING]
What the hell
are you doing here?

Did you think I wasn't
gonna find you?

You silly, silly dog.

[CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

ARLENE:
I should've known.

'Cause there were things
he liked to do...in bed

that no normal man
ever does.

A--
[FOOTSTEPS]

Jason.

Hello.

I've never been happier
to see you in my life.

That's nice,
but, sweetie,

I-I'm black and blue all over
and you're squeezing me.

Oh, sorry.

Shit, look what that
son of a bitch did to you.

I can't believe
I gave him my truck.

If he was still
alive right now,

I'd fuckin' kill him again.

Excuse me.

Huh?

Oh.

Me and my mouth.

She'll be all right.

Eventually.

You know, I was sitting
in that jail,

and I just kept thinkin' about
all the stupid stuff I'd done.

That must've kept you busy.

And I know it seems like all
I ever think about's myself.

And drinking and chasing women.

But that's only 'c I thought
that's all I was good at.

That's not true.

You were good at football.

Not good enough
for a scholarship.

I ain't never been
good enough for anything.

Or anybody.

Well, except maybe Amy.

But she's gone, so...

So I was in there,
waitin' to die too,

and I realized my life
wasn't worth nothing.

I'd never done nothing
worth being proud of.

And all I could think
to do was to end it.

Jason--
No, it's okay.

'C then,
something happened.

Sook, I was saved.

I was given a second chance.

And now I know that all this--
This bad stuff that happened,

it happened for a reason.

What's that?

I ain't sure yet.

But I do know that I'm meant
to do something important.

And soon as I find out
what that is,

I ain't gonna fuck it up.

That's good.

I guess.
Yeah.

I love you, Sook.

And I'm gonna take good care
of you from now on.

I promise.

How about you just
take care of yourself

and stay out of trouble?

Come on, you don't have
to worry about me no more.

I'm good.

[LAUGHING]

Why is all fucking garbage
on the side of the garbage can?

Nasty motherfuckers.

Got no
goddamn home training.

[SWEARING INDISTINCTLY]

Oh, my God!

Daddy. Oh, Daddy.
It is you. I found you.

I found you.

They said you were dead.
But I knew you weren't.

Oh, Daddy.

Hold me close...

[DOORBELL RINGS]

You're alive?

Well, technically, no.

But I am healed.

I fed.

Would you like to come in?

Yes.

[CRYING]

No.

Without my blood it'll take
weeks for you to heal.

I don't care.

After everything,

I just need to feel
human right now.

I failed you.

You were willing to sacrifice
yourself to save me.

If I'd just been--

My life is too short
for all that.

[*]

REPORTER:
The Vermont Supreme Court

ruled that limiting
marriage between only

human men and women
is unconstitutional,

effectively legalizing
vampire marriage in the state.

Courthouses will be
staying open

to accommodate
hundreds of couples

from all over America.

Oh, my God, Sookie,
you know what this means?

Now you and Bill
can get married.

Stop it, Arlene.

This isn't Vermont.

Besides, he hasn't
even asked me yet.

And I don't know
what I'd say if he did.

Uh-huh.

Well, you should marry Bill.

Hell, I'll even
throw you a party.

Won't even break the bank,

a ou need is
a couple kegs of Tru Blood,

seein' as how they don't
eat or drink.

Bet there's even a vampire band
and vampire wedding decorations.

Put Arlene's party to shame.

You know you're about
as subtle as a flying brick?

Maryann says
if you want something,

you don't wait for it to come
to you. Y-you demand it--

Do me a favor,
don't quote Maryann to me.

Well, excuse me
for giving a damn.

You heard from your cousin,
by any chance?

'Cause I'm about to
give away his job.

Uh-uh. But this
one time Lafayette

went to Marthaville
for the night.

He ended up go-go dancing
in Palm Beach

for like eight months.

Fantastic.

Okay.

People disappear all the time,

but they're never really gone.

The good parts of 'em
always stay put.

I hope you're right
about that,

Terry.

Your hair's like a sunset
after a bomb went off.

Pretty.

NEWLIN:
And God said,
"Let there be light."

And there was light.

And even though we stand
in darkness today,

we shall not fear.

For God has given us
the ultimate weapon.

The ultimate salvation!

The sun.

And he has placed
in front of us

a daunting but righteous task.

We will not falter.

Heh. We will not rest.

Until we have brought
God's holy light down

on each and every
bloodsucking abomination!

[CROWD CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]

NEWLIN: Hallelujah.
Hallelujah!

NEWLIN: Amen.
Praise Jesus!

NEWLIN:
Amen.

Time to pack it up, Andy.

My family used to own
this whole damn town.

The land this rat hole
stands on included.

You don't own
this rat hole no more,

so I'm cuttin' you off.

Join the club.

One minute you're a hero,

the next you can't get a drink.

Yeah, well, I ain't never
seen a bird fly so high

it don't have to
come down sometime.

What's that for?

It's your pity party.

Only one you're getting
from me, so suck it up.

Thanks.

Don't thank me.

It's just easier
for me not to hate you.

Hating takes a lot of energy.
And I'm saving mine up

for all the good shit
that's coming my way.

'C I am a good person,

and I deserve good shit
in my life.

Yeah, yeah, put it
on a bumper sticker.

Oh, thank you, Sookie.

Hey, where's Vampire Bill
at tonight?

Is he out celebrating?

Some sort of vampire party?

Heh. Actually, we're
celebrating together later.

I don't care what nobody says,
if I met a nice vampire girl,

I'd be proud to have her
on my arm.

I'd love to see
your mama's face

if you brought her
home for dinner.

Yeah, me too.

You know, yeah. I mean, well,
does Bill know anybody my age?

[LAUGHS]

Seriously.

Hi, Daddy.

What is this?

There are favors
and there are favors.

She is extremely annoying.

You can't do this.
We had a deal.

Yeah, well, now the terms
have changed. She's yours.

Unless you wanna
give me Sookie?

[LAUGHS]

It's just a suggestion.

Though a few nights with
this one may change your mind.

Good luck.

[ERIC SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[PAM AND ERIC LAUGH]

So who's good
to eat around here?

[GIGGLING]

He ain't listening to me.

Good luck.

We're closing.

Give me your keys.

I ain't giving you shit,
Stackhouse.

ANDY:
I'm a failure.

A pathetic loser.
And everybody knows it.

Just like she said they would.
She's real happy with herself.

It don't ever make me happy
to see someone in pain.

I'm gonna call your sister
to come pick you up.

Detective Bellefleur.

Where's my car?

Andy Bellefleur,
the only thing

you're driving tonight
is us crazy.

Portia said she's on
her way to pick you up.

Give me your keys.

I don't have 'em.

Left 'em in the car.

Right here,
underneath this light.

Some son of a bitch
stole my car.

You sure this is
where you parked it?

This whole town's
gone to shit.

Nobody used to go murdering
each other, stealin' cars.

That's what happens when
you don't let a good cop

do his job.

Ain't that it
over there?

That ain't where I parked it.

Uh-huh.

What the hell?

[CAR DINGING]

That ain't mine,
I swear.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

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