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Welcome to The Chris Rock Show. 14 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:14,165 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) -We're all here, okay. 15 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,330 Okay, let's see-- 16 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:19,633 All right. 17 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,083 All right! All right. 18 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:24,877 The Al B. Sure! concert is next week. 19 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:26,078 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 20 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,287 Let's see what happened this week. 21 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:29,003 It was a crazy week. 22 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:31,963 A white Long Island teenager committed suicide. 23 00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:35,082 Anybody hear about this one? He wanted to die 24 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:38,327 by charging at the cops with a toy gun 25 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:40,207 and tricking them into shooting him. 26 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,750 Now, in a related case, a Black teenager 27 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:45,673 tricked the police into shooting him 28 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:48,080 by stepping his Black ass outside. 29 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,037 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 30 00:01:56,333 --> 00:02:00,083 What else happened? More news, a 13-year-old girl, 31 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,917 a 13-year-old sister, 32 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,210 is being held for murdering a cab driver. 33 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,212 See, see, see, 34 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:09,332 you thought it was hard to get a cab before. 35 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:11,707 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) -(LAUGHS) 36 00:02:11,792 --> 00:02:14,212 "I ain't picking up y'all murderers." 37 00:02:14,292 --> 00:02:17,132 Now, her mother refuses to take any blame, you know. 38 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:19,208 She's like, "Hey, I told my daughter, 39 00:02:19,292 --> 00:02:23,172 -no murdering until you're 18." -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 40 00:02:23,792 --> 00:02:25,002 What else is going on? 41 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:27,003 In a recent survey, I saw this in the paper, 42 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:30,673 89 percent of Black teenagers say 43 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,920 that racism has little impact on their daily lives. 44 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,880 Eighty-nine percent. 45 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:39,918 Now, the remaining 11 percent didn't respond to the survey 46 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,670 because they were too busy taking plungers out their ass. 47 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,250 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 48 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:52,252 (CHUCKLES) You see, they deal with racism, shit. 49 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,673 Now, after being set free, 50 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,210 a British nanny, Louise Woodward, 51 00:02:57,042 --> 00:02:59,042 was asked what is she gonna do next. 52 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:02,075 So she said, "Hey, I'm going to Disneyland..." 53 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:05,077 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) -"...to kill some more kids." 54 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:07,127 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(CHUCKLES) 55 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,415 And they got a lot of kids there, see? 56 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:13,580 Now this-- 57 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:17,628 This week in Iowa, you know, 58 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:20,998 a woman gave birth to septuplets. 59 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:25,333 Septuplets! Seven kids. Seven kids, man. 60 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:27,167 You know, and there was a nice moment 61 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,750 during the delivery, when one of the Black doctors 62 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:32,753 who delivered the babies, told this white woman, 63 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:35,003 "I wish you people would use birth control." 64 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,253 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 65 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,210 Now, after the birth, after the whole thing, 66 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:43,672 Procter & Gamble announced they're gonna give the parents 67 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:46,210 of the babies a lifetime supply of Pampers. 68 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:47,792 You know what? They're gonna need 69 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,575 a lifetime supply of Pampers, 70 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:51,247 'cause when they add up all the bills 71 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:53,543 from raising seven kids at one time, 72 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:54,995 they're gonna shit in their pants. 73 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:56,673 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 74 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:04,377 What else happened this week? 75 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:07,328 This week, did anybody see the Don King movie? 76 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:09,497 -AUDIENCE: Yeah! -Yeah. 77 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,633 Don King movie, Only in America, premiered on HBO. 78 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:15,328 You know, you learned a lot about Don in the movie. 79 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:16,827 You know what I learned? 80 00:04:16,917 --> 00:04:18,327 I learned how he kept his hair up. 81 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:21,207 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -Flubber! 82 00:04:21,292 --> 00:04:24,132 He put a little Flubber in it. That's right. 83 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:27,878 Now, what else happened? Jack Benny, JB... 84 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:30,038 -Jack Benny... (CHUCKLES) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 85 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:32,745 Jack Benny's violin sold at an auction in London 86 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:35,333 for 85,000 dollars. 87 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:38,037 Eighty-five G's. Now, in a related story, 88 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:42,245 Philip Michael Thomas pawned one of his pink Miami Vice blazers 89 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:46,083 -for two dollars and 95 cents. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 90 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:51,082 (CHUCKLES) 91 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,172 Times is hard. 92 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,745 He should've known. He's a psychic, right? 93 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:58,543 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 94 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:01,125 -And-- -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING) 95 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,170 (CHUCKLES) 96 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:07,500 "I see a bad show." Yeah. 97 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,793 And finally, on Oprah this week, 98 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:12,955 -Janet Jackson-- -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 99 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:15,502 Oprah-- Janet, better known as J.J, 100 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:19,043 said she suffered from depression for two years, 101 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:23,785 and that she takes coffee enemas to get rid of sad cells. 102 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:27,167 Boy, you gotta be real depressed 103 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,290 to put some cappuccino up your ass. 104 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,535 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 105 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,955 Yo, we've got a great show for you tonight. 106 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:38,002 Yo, give it up for the one, the only, Grandmaster Flash. 107 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:41,333 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) -(SCRATCHING) 108 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:47,002 Hey, Buddy Budman! 109 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:49,883 Now, we have a new segment on the show. 110 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,378 It's called "Shame On You," 111 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:53,168 where we here at The Chris Rock Show 112 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:56,130 target people who've been unfair to consumers. 113 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:57,878 Now, right now, I'd like to show you 114 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,998 the very first installment of "Shame On You." Take a look. 115 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:04,173 -♪ (COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -SINGER: ♪ Shame on you! Shame on you! ♪ 116 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,420 ♪ Shame, shame, shame, shame Shame on you! ♪ 117 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:11,290 ♪ Shame on you! Shame on you! Na-na-na-na, shame on you! ♪ 118 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:14,035 Hi, I'm here with Bill Thomas, and he claims that he tried 119 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,205 to go to White Castle the other day, 120 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,502 only to be told that he had to buy a ticket. 121 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,713 -Is that right, Bill? -Yeah, I couldn't believe it. 122 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,172 I've never heard of anyone 123 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,290 selling a ticket to White Castle before. 124 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:29,955 It cost me 48 dollars. And the burger was only 43 cent. 125 00:06:30,042 --> 00:06:32,172 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -Oh, my God. 126 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,630 Now, could you tell us how that happened? 127 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:38,708 Well, I was going into a White Castle, when... 128 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:41,753 I wasn't sure if they were open. 129 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:44,213 So I asked the fellow who was standing there. 130 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:46,002 The man said yes, they were open, 131 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:47,333 but I had to buy a ticket. 132 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:52,207 Anyway, I gave him 48 dollars, 133 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:54,172 and he just gave me a scrap of paper 134 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,330 and told me to go in. 135 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:57,955 You gotta go right in, 136 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,422 you know, 'cause you don't wanna be late. 137 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,170 Okay, yeah, enjoy yourself. 138 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:05,287 -Jesus! (CHUCKLES) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 139 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:08,625 That's terrible, Bill, just terrible. 140 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:10,078 Yes, I think it's unfair 141 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:12,327 for White Castle to be selling tickets 142 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:14,747 when you're already paying for the food. 143 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:17,423 It's not like you get to see a show or anything. 144 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,332 You know, we asked some people 145 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:21,247 how they felt about your case, Bill. 146 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:23,753 Ma'am, what do you think of White Castle selling tickets 147 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:24,963 to get inside? 148 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:27,922 White Castle don't sell tickets, it's free to go in there. 149 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,210 Whoever told you that is just an idiot. 150 00:07:30,292 --> 00:07:32,382 Is it true that it costs 48 dollars 151 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:33,998 to get into White Castle? 152 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:36,213 Of course not. That would be retarded. 153 00:07:36,042 --> 00:07:37,422 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 154 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,210 Well, now, it's time for us to say, 155 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:43,462 shame on you, Bill Thomas, for wasting our time. 156 00:07:43,542 --> 00:07:46,292 SINGER: ♪ Shame on you! Shame on you! Shame, shame... ♪ 157 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:48,625 Well, that's all for "Shame On You" this week. 158 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:50,168 We'll see you later. 159 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,880 ♪ Na-na-na-na, shame on you ♪ 160 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:57,168 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na Na-na na-na na-na... ♪ 161 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,170 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 162 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:03,210 ♪ Shame on you Shame on you... ♪ 163 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:06,995 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 164 00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:14,332 Hey, my guest tonight most recently ran 165 00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:18,037 in the Democratic primary for mayor of New York City, 166 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:19,825 and has been preaching the gospel 167 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,457 since he was four years old. 168 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:24,042 Please welcome the Reverend Al Sharpton. 169 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:26,165 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 170 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:37,382 (AUDIENCE CHANTING) Go Rev! 171 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:41,378 Go Rev! Go Rev! Go Rev! Go Rev! 172 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:43,078 -I love it! -I do too. 173 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:44,747 I love it, I love it, I love it. 174 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:47,333 I've done jokes about you in the past, 175 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:49,077 -and I, you know-- -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 176 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,327 -I got-- -Well, I'm here tonight. 177 00:08:50,417 --> 00:08:52,457 -Say it to my face. -I gotta eat. I gotta eat. 178 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:54,132 I am-- Hey, hey, hey. 179 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,130 But, you know, after I saw you-- 180 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:58,038 You know, I saw you speak a couple of times 181 00:08:58,125 --> 00:09:00,075 in the whole primary thing, 182 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:03,877 I said, "People are voting for Al Sharpton. 183 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:08,328 Okay. Maybe I've judged Al wrong and I've judged him harshly." 184 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,167 And I'm like, uh-- 185 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,580 'Cause you almost won the Democratic-- 186 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:13,997 You almost got the nomination. 187 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,253 What I'm getting ready to say may sound-- 188 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:20,133 But it seems like you're like a haircut and an apology away 189 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,078 -from getting a nomination. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 190 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,127 (LAUGHS) 191 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,167 CHRIS ROCK: You're like-- 192 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,080 I'm saying that, like, in a cool-- 193 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,247 You know what I mean? 194 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:33,463 Well, for you, that's a compliment. 195 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:35,792 CHRIS: No, no, no, I'm just saying-- 196 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:39,455 Do you think you're like-- 'Cause you know you came close. 197 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:41,582 Now, what did you think you had to do 198 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,077 to, you know, to make the jump. 199 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,577 I should've done The Chris Rock Show 200 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:47,577 -before the primary. -Yeah, that would've helped. 201 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,287 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 202 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:53,285 That would've definitely-- that would've definitely helped. 203 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,535 I think so, but, I mean, you know, 204 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,575 I think the fact that I ran 205 00:09:57,667 --> 00:10:01,037 with less than 180,000 dollars and came so close, 206 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,205 'cause there's people that spent 20 times more, 207 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:04,172 I think we did a great job. 208 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:07,080 -CHRIS: You did fine. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 209 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:11,997 People look at you in a whole-- in a whole 'nother light. 210 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:14,133 Well, not everybody. You know, people were writing a lot 211 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,498 about how I was beginning to, uh... 212 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,503 Large segments of the white community 213 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:19,713 was looking at me differently. 214 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,632 So, I was going to see my lawyer one day, 215 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,078 Michael Hardy, he's got an office on 57th Street. 216 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,957 I got off the elevator, and this old white lady 217 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,462 was coming down the hall, 218 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:32,132 and, you know, I'm getting used to all this new acceptance, 219 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:35,038 so she looks up at me, and she says, "Sharpton?" 220 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:38,705 I say, "Yes, ma'am?" She says, "You bastard." 221 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:40,632 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(BOTH LAUGH) 222 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,788 So I still got a little work to do. 223 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,165 -(LAUGHS) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 224 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,290 And I quote her. I don't curse like you, Chris. 225 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,415 -In fact, I meant to tell you-- -I'm sorry, Reverend. 226 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,670 Yeah, I know. I notice you cussing. 227 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,670 I notice you got messy with Jesse, 228 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,170 -so I'm letting, you know-- -"Messy with Jesse"? 229 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,710 You know what's weird now-- 230 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,712 You can't talk to you without mentioning the hair. 231 00:10:58,792 --> 00:10:59,882 -Okay? -Yeah. 232 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:01,078 -Now-- -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 233 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:04,167 Most folks with no hair always talk about my hair. 234 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,210 (CHUCKLES) Oh, I got a little something. 235 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:08,922 -AUDIENCE: Oh. -A little somethin'. 236 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,880 I don't got, like, the George Jefferson thing 237 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,918 -happening. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 238 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,170 Now, okay, I read your book and you're like, 239 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,420 "I ain't changing the hair for nobody." 240 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,750 Now, like, Jesse's your man-- I remember Jesse used to have 241 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:22,293 a big-ass afro out to here, 242 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,165 but when Jesse said, "I'm gonna run for president," 243 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,170 he said, "Okay, let's get it-- 244 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,960 let's get it down in presidential length." 245 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:32,292 But Jesse didn't win either, so why should I try? 246 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,165 Oh, so, you like-- Okay. 247 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:37,210 Let me put it this way, anybody that would decide 248 00:11:37,042 --> 00:11:39,042 on who's gonna run their life 249 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,955 based on how they comb their hair, 250 00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:43,132 is not serious to me in the first place. 251 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,998 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING) 252 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,330 -You're right in theory. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 253 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,827 -(CHUCKLES) -But not in practice. 254 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:57,827 Right. You're absolutely right in theory, but it is business-- 255 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,127 But you also must remember 256 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,788 that sometimes, people can do different things, 257 00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:03,625 because if they look at you one way 258 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:05,578 and they don't see the strength you're really coming with. 259 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,127 Like, people looked at Don King's hair, 260 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,038 and when they looked up, he had taken over boxing. 261 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,705 They were looking at his hairdo and he went taking power. 262 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:15,212 You're right, but it is business, 263 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:19,042 and people go by associations. 264 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,875 And, you know, you want to do business-- 265 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,628 Hey, you used to have on sweat suits too, 266 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:24,788 all the time. 267 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,415 -That's right. -I haven't seen you 268 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,210 in the crazy sweat suits in a long time. 269 00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:30,172 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) -Now-- 270 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,500 You had the sweat suits and the big medallion. 271 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,293 You said, "Hey, I'm running for mayor." 272 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,535 And you had on pants and Adidas, you said, 273 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,535 "I'm running for mayor. I got to put on the suit." 274 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,745 -Well, I always wore a suit. -So you're halfway doing it. 275 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:44,213 But we'll talk about the hair thing 276 00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:46,502 in the context of it is. When I was a kid, 277 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,753 I grew up in James Brown's house. 278 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,963 James Brown styled my hair like his. 279 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:52,632 I mean, he literally is like my father. 280 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,128 -CHRIS: Okay. -So, when you grow up-- 281 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,038 James Brown's your father? 282 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,205 AL SHARPTON: Was like my father. 283 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:57,382 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 284 00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,328 And when you grow up in James Brown's house, 285 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:02,457 and you're tight with Don King, what I look like is normal. 286 00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:04,332 I always wondered what everybody else was doing. 287 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,077 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) -(LAUGHS) 288 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:15,458 James Brown was your father figure? 289 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:17,042 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING) 290 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,705 Whoo! That was a crazy household. 291 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:21,582 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(LAUGHS) 292 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,537 We had a lot of rhythm in there. 293 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:26,575 "Boy, take off that sweat suit, put on a red jumpsuit." 294 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,707 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -"And do your splits." 295 00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:31,632 Uh... (LAUGHS) 296 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,788 Okay, so you're not changing the hair for nothing? 297 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,035 -No. -Okay. 298 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,915 But you know you're not gonna be the mayor with the hair now? 299 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Oh, I'll be the mayor with the hair. 300 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,173 -No, you're not. -I will. 301 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,580 I bet you 1,000 dollars right now. 302 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,077 I bet you people in the audience. 303 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,625 A lot of... (LAUGHS) 304 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,078 Actually, you could be the mayor, 305 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,247 'cause chances are-- 306 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,133 Well, have you seen Giuliani's hairstyle? 307 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,248 -You got-- You're right. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 308 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,713 Did he-- he had a toupee, 309 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,962 -or he got the comb over? -Is it live, or is it Memorex? 310 00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:58,962 -That's the question. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 311 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:06,962 I can't mess with you, man. 312 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:09,582 I can't mess with you on the hair... 313 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:12,417 Okay, and who's gonna run with you, Snoop Dogg? 314 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,080 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) -(BOTH LAUGH) 315 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:18,077 It's Al and city controller Snoop Doggy Dogg. 316 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,003 -Okay, let me ask you this-- -And Flash. 317 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,333 That wasn't right, Flash. All right. 318 00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:27,377 I can't-- and it's not you. You represent the hair fine. 319 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,168 It's just the other people with the hairstyle 320 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,460 that mess it up for you. 321 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,882 Well, we're trying to correct the image, 322 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,378 -you understand. -You know, you've gotta start-- 323 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,958 You know, you gotta go to get these pimps 324 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,212 and just make them cut their hair off. 325 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,462 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 326 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,792 Then you're the only guy with the hairdo, 327 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,955 then the hairdo has a different meaning all of a sudden. 328 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,582 We'll work together on that, Chris. 329 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,167 Yeah, yeah, you know. (LAUGHS) 330 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,920 So, tonight, we got to go start cutting pimps' hair... 331 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,380 -That's right. -...'cause they're messing up 332 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,708 your chances of being mayor. 333 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,042 -That's right. -Al could've been mayor 334 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,705 if you pimps would just cut your hair. 335 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,212 -That's right. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 336 00:14:56,292 --> 00:15:01,332 (LAUGHS) 337 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:04,167 Okay. This is great, I love it. 338 00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:09,962 Okay, you're, like, the most controversial guy 339 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,632 in all of politics. In all of politics. 340 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:13,958 I mean, even the other day 341 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,462 you took a picture with the president. 342 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,962 Then, like, they're mad at him for being there. 343 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,132 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 344 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,748 And I can tell you snuck up on him like, 345 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,633 -"Hey, get it quick." -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 346 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,458 (LAUGHS) 347 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,828 But, you know, with all of the controversy, 348 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:33,127 you know, it's really sad to me that you get controversial 349 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,748 for fighting for people's rights. 350 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,173 I mean, I thought we were far enough in this country 351 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,420 where you wouldn't be controversial for doing that. 352 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,250 But one of the things I'm very concerned about, 353 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,713 now that mayor's race is over, 354 00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:46,002 is we've also got to start turning some of that attention 355 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,213 -on ourselves. -CHRIS: We do. 356 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:49,132 A lot of us are killing each other, 357 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,378 a lot of us are being absolutely decadent, 358 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,208 trying to say, "That's what Blackness is." 359 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,672 -And that's not true. -CHRIS: You shouldn't say 360 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,540 "killing each other," though. It should just be "killing." 361 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:57,705 -Killing, period. -Killing. 362 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,582 But each other, or anybody, is wrong. 363 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,037 'Cause when you say "Black on Black crime," 364 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,035 what you're saying is, "It's cool to murder people." 365 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,745 No, I didn't say Black on Black crime. 366 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,213 If they just kill some white people, 367 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,672 -it'd be all right. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 368 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,880 Any murder is wrong. But see, 369 00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:12,128 one of the things we're doing, we're putting together a bill-- 370 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,328 Stefani and I are putting together 371 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,037 a whole thing now in the industry, 372 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,455 to try and deal with this whole violence question 373 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:18,672 and this decadence. 374 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,540 You know, I turn on TV late at night. 375 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,035 It's unbelievable. People get up, 376 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:25,375 and I'm not talking about you, but stand-up comics get up 377 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:29,078 and say "M-f-er this, S this," every curse they can think of, 378 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,167 talk about all kinds of perverted sex acts, 379 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,170 and then say, "I want to say, Jesus is the head of my life 380 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,710 -and good night, Mom." -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 381 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,212 I mean, something crazy going on. 382 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,002 We need to challenge those 383 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,333 that are abusing us from outside, 384 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,167 but we need to deal with our own self-respect 385 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,130 -and dignity from the inside. -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 386 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,788 Right. You're right. 387 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,125 You are so-- like, Jesse wanted to go there last week. 388 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,998 You're absolutely positive, but you can't get on our-- 389 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,173 -Don't start blaming comedians. -No, it's not just comedians. 390 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,170 -But it's also-- -Comedians and rappers. 391 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,710 But it's also the corporate side, 392 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:07,382 because I know of good artists that can't get contracts 393 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,128 'cause they won't curse and say certain things. 394 00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,878 -Maybe they suck. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING) 395 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:14,125 (CHRIS LAUGHING) 396 00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,205 And maybe they won't say "suck." 397 00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:20,582 No. Hey! 398 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,667 Nobody ever-- Hey, I'm in show business too. 399 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,750 You know what? Clean always makes more money. 400 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,003 Bill Cosby has made more money... 401 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,503 -AL: That's true. -...than Eddie Murphy 402 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,003 and Richard Pryor combined. 403 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,083 -AL: That's true. -Will Smith makes more money 404 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,667 than every rapper out there. Clean! 405 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,000 AL: But we also tolerate a lot of this. 406 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,383 Dirty get more attention, but clean always make more money. 407 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,628 AL: Clean lasts longer. 408 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,288 Clean always-- I wish I was clean. 409 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,075 I need some of that clean money. 410 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:45,077 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) I wouldn't be on HBO. (LAUGHS) 411 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,037 But that's why-- that's why I'm trying 412 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:50,575 to get you down now, while you're Chris Rock, 413 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:51,917 before you turn into Chris Pebbles. 414 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,750 You think I really want to be on HBO, man? 415 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,003 -(LAUGHS) -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 416 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,833 I could be on NBC, rich as can be, 417 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:03,327 -but I can't stop saying "damn." -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, LAUGHING) 418 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,377 That's the nicest thing you've said. 419 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,248 But, no, I think we really got to deal with that. 420 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:10,543 And, I mean, look, as smart and talented as you are, 421 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,575 you don't have to come out here and cuss every Friday night. 422 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,077 -Cursing doesn't change nothing. -AL: I'll tell you what. 423 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:15,997 Cursing-- cursing-- 424 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,793 AL: You quit cussing, I'll cut my hair. 425 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:21,075 -Cursing don't mean-- -(AUDIENCE SCREAMING) 426 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,418 (AUDIENCE BOOING) 427 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,170 You ain't cutting your hair. 428 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,125 You ain't-- you ain't cutting your hair. 429 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,878 AL: And you ain't stop cussing. 430 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,168 We both be broke over that one. 431 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,170 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 432 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,420 (STAMMERS) 433 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,537 I love it. Getting on-- 434 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,375 Cursing don't mean nothing, Al. 435 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,128 -You're backing up now. -'Cause if I say, 436 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,288 "Hey, that's a beautiful girl," 437 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,955 or I say, "Oh, that's a beautiful fucking girl." 438 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:54,252 It's still beautiful. And cursing don't mean nothin'. 439 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:58,793 Cursing don't change nothing. It's not how you say it, 440 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:02,245 it's the message. It's the message that you bring. 441 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:06,043 Cursing don't mean nothing. Cursing-- 442 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,995 If somebody said to you, "Your wife--" 443 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,083 -and you are a happily married man-- -My wife ain't gonna-- 444 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:14,877 If somebody said, "Your wife is a beautiful woman," 445 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,078 or "Your wife is a f-ing beautiful woman," 446 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:18,997 don't tell me you wouldn't take it differently. 447 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,633 I wouldn't-- She's still beautiful. 448 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,038 -It's not the curse. -But you would not appreciate 449 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,745 anybody referring to her that way. 450 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,083 Or saying she was "a beautiful b," you wouldn't like that. 451 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,167 No, well, "bitch" is a whole 'nother thing. 452 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,460 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -That's a whole 'nother thing. 453 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:34,082 But it's a curse, and cursing don't mean nothing. 454 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,377 -Cursing means if you-- -AL: It's what you mean. 455 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,128 If you mean it as something bad, but you can mean a curse-- 456 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,378 Who defines what they mean? 457 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,458 If I say, "It's a fucking nice day," 458 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,082 -it is a fucking nice day. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 459 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,133 I'm keeping my hair. 460 00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,832 Al, I gotta go. 461 00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:57,207 -Thank you very much. -Take care of yourself. 462 00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,582 You have been the best guest! 463 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,167 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) -♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 464 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,957 Now, I want everybody to watch this. 465 00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:14,882 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 466 00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:16,828 Hi, I'm LP Bob Shoemaker, 467 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,707 president and CEO of LP Bob's Really Rare Records. 468 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,292 These records are really rare. 469 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:24,205 How rare are they? 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The Fulton Fish Market. 496 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,040 You think I'll give out my real number? 497 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,785 You can't have my real number. 498 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,165 ANNOUNCER: Hang up the phone, sit down, and watch. 499 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,380 There's not a damn thing you can do. 500 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,998 -LP Bob's Really Rare Records. -(EXPLOSION) 501 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,253 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -ANNOUNCER: Forget about 'em. 502 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:38,708 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 503 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,670 Here to perform the song "Seven Days" 504 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:51,250 of her album Share My World, give it up for Mary J. Blige. 505 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,963 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -♪ ("SEVEN DAYS" PLAYING) ♪ 506 00:21:55,042 --> 00:21:59,082 ♪ (VOCALIZING) ♪ 507 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:17,713 ♪ I've been searching For someone ♪ 508 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:22,205 ♪ But never looked Before my eyes ♪ 509 00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:27,212 ♪ There you were To my surprise ♪ 510 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:34,038 ♪ It was so obvious Looking into your face ♪ 511 00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:38,075 ♪ After playing a game Of truth or dare ♪ 512 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:42,787 ♪ I wanted to stay At your place ♪ 513 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,920 ♪ I never thought that I ♪ 514 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,000 ♪ Would fall in love with you ♪ 515 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:57,673 ♪ But since the day we kissed I knew it had to be you ♪ 516 00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:01,880 ♪ I never thought We would be together ♪ 517 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:05,878 ♪ I can't believe I just made love to you ♪ 518 00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:10,168 ♪ After all the things That we've been through ♪ 519 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:13,670 ♪ Now, what are we gonna do? ♪ 520 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:18,960 ♪ Oh, Monday, a friend A friend of mine ♪ 521 00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:22,712 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Tuesday, we played a game ♪ 522 00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:26,632 ♪ Wednesday, you went away ♪ 523 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:33,288 ♪ Thursday Things weren't the same, oh ♪ 524 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:36,785 ♪ Friday, you came back... ♪ 525 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,165 Now, ladies, after you finally get 526 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,540 this person you want to be with, 527 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,165 and he want to start acting stupid, 528 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,210 you tell him this shit right here. 529 00:23:44,042 --> 00:23:48,252 You say-- Check it out. You say-- Listen. 530 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:52,633 ♪ Don't claim your ass is ready When you're not ♪ 531 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:57,628 ♪ 'Cause if you play me out ♪ 532 00:23:57,708 --> 00:24:00,378 ♪ I'll blow up your spot ♪ 533 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:04,208 ♪ And I don't care Where you are ♪ 534 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:08,712 ♪ Or what you say Or what you do ♪ 535 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:12,082 ♪ And I don't care Who you with ♪ 536 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:17,577 ♪ It could be a bitch Or even your crew ♪ 537 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,213 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 538 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:24,502 ♪ I never thought that I ♪ 539 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:28,503 ♪ Would have to step to you ♪ 540 00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:31,133 ♪ About the way you roll ♪ 541 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:34,378 ♪ But this conversation is due ♪ 542 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:39,078 ♪ Now let people know If we're together ♪ 543 00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:42,917 ♪ I refuse to be your fool ♪ 544 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,000 ♪ Trust me, the last thing You want to do ♪ 545 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:50,633 ♪ Is make me lose my cool ♪ 546 00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:57,078 ♪ Oh, Monday, yeah, yeah A friend of mine ♪ 547 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:59,577 ♪ Tuesday, we played a game ♪ 548 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:03,037 ♪ Wednesday, you went away ♪ 549 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:05,875 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 550 00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:10,538 ♪ Now things weren't the same The same ♪ 551 00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:15,665 ♪ On Friday, you came back Yeah, yeah ♪ 552 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,380 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ I wanted to kiss you ♪ 553 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,078 ♪ On Saturday ♪ 554 00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:22,207 ♪ On Sunday, we made ♪ 555 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,292 ♪ Made, made ♪ 556 00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:27,915 -♪ Oh, oh, no ♪ -BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Monday, a friend of mine ♪ 557 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,000 -♪ Oh, no, no ♪ -♪ Tuesday, we played a game ♪ 558 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:36,003 -♪ Wednesday, you went away ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪ 559 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:42,213 ♪ Thursday Things weren't the same ♪ 560 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:46,542 ♪ On Friday, you came You came back ♪ 561 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:50,165 -♪ I wanted to kiss you ♪ -♪ I wanted to kiss you ♪ 562 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,750 ♪ On Saturday ♪ 563 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:55,083 ♪ On Sunday, we made love ♪ 564 00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:59,417 ♪ What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? ♪ 565 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:02,790 ♪ You tell me ♪ 566 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,248 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 567 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,293 Yo, that's our show for tonight. 568 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:12,955 Want to thank my guests, Reverend Al Sharpton, 569 00:26:13,042 --> 00:26:16,132 and the queen, Mary J. Blige! 570 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,878 -Now, Flash, take us out. -♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 571 00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:21,038 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 572 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,670 AUDIENCE MEMBER: Encore! Encore! Encore! 573 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,458 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 574 00:27:30,508 --> 00:27:35,058 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46423

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