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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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ANNOUNCER: From New York City,it's The Chris Rock Show!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Tonight,the Reverend Al Sharpton,
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musical guest Mary J. Blige,
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plus musical directorGrandmaster Flash.
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Ladies and gentlemen,Chris Rock!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Thank you!
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Enough.
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Thank you. (LAUGHS)
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Thank you, thanks,
thanks for coming to the show.
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Thank you very much.
Welcome to The Chris Rock Show.
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-We're all here, okay.
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Okay, let's see--
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All right.
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All right! All right.
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The Al B. Sure! concert
is next week.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Let's see
what happened this week.
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It was a crazy week.
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A white Long Island teenager
committed suicide.
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Anybody hear about this one?
He wanted to die
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by charging at the cops
with a toy gun
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and tricking them
into shooting him.
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Now, in a related case,
a Black teenager
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tricked the police
into shooting him
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by stepping
his Black ass outside.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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What else happened?
More news, a 13-year-old girl,
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a 13-year-old sister,
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is being held
for murdering a cab driver.
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See, see, see,
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you thought it was hard
to get a cab before.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-(LAUGHS)
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"I ain't picking up
y'all murderers."
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Now, her mother refuses
to take any blame, you know.
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She's like,
"Hey, I told my daughter,
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-no murdering until you're 18."
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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What else is going on?
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In a recent survey,
I saw this in the paper,
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89 percent
of Black teenagers say
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that racism has little impact
on their daily lives.
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Eighty-nine percent.
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Now, the remaining 11 percent
didn't respond to the survey
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because they were too busy
taking plungers out their ass.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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(CHUCKLES) You see,
they deal with racism, shit.
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Now, after being set free,
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a British nanny,
Louise Woodward,
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was asked
what is she gonna do next.
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So she said, "Hey,
I'm going to Disneyland..."
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-"...to kill some more kids."
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLES)
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And they got
a lot of kids there, see?
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Now this--
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This week in Iowa, you know,
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a woman gave birth
to septuplets.
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Septuplets! Seven kids.
Seven kids, man.
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You know, and there was
a nice moment
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during the delivery,
when one of the Black doctors
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who delivered the babies,
told this white woman,
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"I wish you people
would use birth control."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Now, after the birth,
after the whole thing,
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Procter & Gamble announced
they're gonna give the parents
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of the babies
a lifetime supply of Pampers.
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You know what?
They're gonna need
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a lifetime supply of Pampers,
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'cause when they add up
all the bills
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from raising seven kids
at one time,
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they're gonna shit
in their pants.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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What else happened this week?
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This week, did anybody see
the Don King movie?
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-AUDIENCE: Yeah!
-Yeah.
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Don King movie, Only in America,
premiered on HBO.
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You know, you learned
a lot about Don in the movie.
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You know what I learned?
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I learned
how he kept his hair up.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Flubber!
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He put a little Flubber in it.
That's right.
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Now, what else happened?
Jack Benny, JB...
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-Jack Benny... (CHUCKLES)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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Jack Benny's violin sold
at an auction in London
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for 85,000 dollars.
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Eighty-five G's.
Now, in a related story,
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Philip Michael Thomas pawned one
of his pink Miami Vice blazers
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-for two dollars and 95 cents.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Times is hard.
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He should've known.
He's a psychic, right?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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-And--
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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"I see a bad show." Yeah.
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And finally,
on Oprah this week,
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-Janet Jackson--
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Oprah--
Janet, better known as J.J,
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said she suffered
from depression for two years,
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and that she takes coffee enemas
to get rid of sad cells.
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Boy, you gotta be real depressed
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to put some cappuccino
up your ass.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Yo, we've got a great show
for you tonight.
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Yo, give it up for the one,
the only, Grandmaster Flash.
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-(SCRATCHING)
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Hey, Buddy Budman!
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Now, we have a new segment
on the show.
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It's called "Shame On You,"
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where we
here at The Chris Rock Show
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target people who've been
unfair to consumers.
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Now, right now,
I'd like to show you
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the very first installment
of "Shame On You." Take a look.
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-♪ (COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-SINGER: ♪ Shame on you! Shame on you! ♪
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♪ Shame, shame, shame, shameShame on you! ♪
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♪ Shame on you! Shame on you!Na-na-na-na, shame on you! ♪
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Hi, I'm here with Bill Thomas,
and he claims that he tried
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to go to White Castle
the other day,
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only to be told
that he had to buy a ticket.
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-Is that right, Bill?
-Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
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I've never heard of anyone
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selling a ticket
to White Castle before.
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It cost me 48 dollars.
And the burger was only 43 cent.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Oh, my God.
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Now, could you tell us
how that happened?
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Well, I was going
into a White Castle, when...
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I wasn't sure if they were open.
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So I asked the fellowwho was standing there.
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The man saidyes, they were open,
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but I had to buy a ticket.
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Anyway, I gave him 48 dollars,
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and he just gave mea scrap of paper
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and told me to go in.
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You gotta go right in,
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you know,
'cause you don't wanna be late.
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Okay, yeah, enjoy yourself.
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-Jesus! (CHUCKLES)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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That's terrible, Bill,
just terrible.
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Yes, I think it's unfair
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for White Castle
to be selling tickets
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when you're already
paying for the food.
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It's not like you get to see
a show or anything.
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You know, we asked some people
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how they felt
about your case, Bill.
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Ma'am, what do you think
of White Castle selling tickets
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to get inside?
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White Castle don't sell tickets,
it's free to go in there.
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Whoever told you that
is just an idiot.
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Is it true that it costs
48 dollars
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to get into White Castle?
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Of course not.
That would be retarded.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Well, now,
it's time for us to say,
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shame on you, Bill Thomas,
for wasting our time.
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SINGER: ♪ Shame on you!Shame on you! Shame, shame... ♪
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Well, that's all
for "Shame On You" this week.
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We'll see you later.
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♪ Na-na-na-na, shame on you ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na-naNa-na na-na na-na... ♪
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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♪ Shame on youShame on you... ♪
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Hey, my guest tonight
most recently ran
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in the Democratic primary
for mayor of New York City,
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and has been preaching
the gospel
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since he was four years old.
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Please welcome
the Reverend Al Sharpton.
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
-♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(AUDIENCE CHANTING) Go Rev!
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Go Rev! Go Rev! Go Rev! Go Rev!
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-I love it!
-I do too.
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I love it, I love it, I love it.
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I've done jokes about you
in the past,
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-and I, you know--
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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-I got--
-Well, I'm here tonight.
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-Say it to my face.
-I gotta eat. I gotta eat.
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I am-- Hey, hey, hey.
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But, you know, after I saw you--
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You know, I saw you
speak a couple of times
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in the whole primary thing,
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I said, "People are voting
for Al Sharpton.
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Okay. Maybe I've judged Al wrong
and I've judged him harshly."
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And I'm like, uh--
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'Cause you almost won
the Democratic--
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You almost got the nomination.
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What I'm getting ready to say
may sound--
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But it seems like you're like
a haircut and an apology away
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-from getting a nomination.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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(LAUGHS)
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CHRIS ROCK: You're like--
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I'm saying that, like,
in a cool--
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You know what I mean?
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Well, for you,
that's a compliment.
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CHRIS: No, no, no,
I'm just saying--
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Do you think you're like--
'Cause you know you came close.
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Now, what did you think
you had to do
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to, you know, to make the jump.
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I should've done
The Chris Rock Show
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-before the primary.
-Yeah, that would've helped.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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That would've definitely--
that would've definitely helped.
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I think so, but, I mean,
you know,
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I think the fact that I ran
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with less than 180,000 dollars
and came so close,
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'cause there's people
that spent 20 times more,
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I think we did a great job.
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-CHRIS: You did fine.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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People look at you in a whole--
in a whole 'nother light.
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Well, not everybody. You know,
people were writing a lot
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about how
I was beginning to, uh...
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Large segments
of the white community
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was looking at me differently.
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So, I was going
to see my lawyer one day,
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Michael Hardy, he's got
an office on 57th Street.
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I got off the elevator,
and this old white lady
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was coming down the hall,
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and, you know, I'm getting
used to all this new acceptance,
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so she looks up at me,
and she says, "Sharpton?"
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I say, "Yes, ma'am?"
She says, "You bastard."
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(BOTH LAUGH)
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So I still got
a little work to do.
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-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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And I quote her.
I don't curse like you, Chris.
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-In fact, I meant to tell you--
-I'm sorry, Reverend.
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Yeah, I know.
I notice you cussing.
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I notice you got messy
with Jesse,
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-so I'm letting, you know--
-"Messy with Jesse"?
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You know what's weird now--
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You can't talk to you
without mentioning the hair.
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-Okay?
-Yeah.
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-Now--
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Most folks with no hair
always talk about my hair.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, I got a little something.
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-AUDIENCE: Oh.
-A little somethin'.
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I don't got, like,
the George Jefferson thing
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-happening.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Now, okay, I read your book
and you're like,
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"I ain't changing the hair
for nobody."
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Now, like, Jesse's your man--
I remember Jesse used to have
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a big-ass afro out to here,
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but when Jesse said,
"I'm gonna run for president,"
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he said, "Okay, let's get it--
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let's get it down
in presidential length."
245
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But Jesse didn't win either,
so why should I try?
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Oh, so, you like-- Okay.
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Let me put it this way,
anybody that would decide
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on who's gonna run their life
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based on how
they comb their hair,
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is not serious to me
in the first place.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
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-You're right in theory.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
253
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-(CHUCKLES)
-But not in practice.
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Right. You're absolutely right
in theory, but it is business--
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But you also must remember
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that sometimes,
people can do different things,
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because if they look
at you one way
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and they don't see the strength
you're really coming with.
259
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Like, people looked
at Don King's hair,
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and when they looked up,
he had taken over boxing.
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They were looking at his hairdo
and he went taking power.
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You're right,
but it is business,
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and people go by associations.
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And, you know,
you want to do business--
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Hey, you used to have on
sweat suits too,
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all the time.
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-That's right.
-I haven't seen you
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in the crazy sweat suits
in a long time.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-Now--
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You had the sweat suits
and the big medallion.
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You said,
"Hey, I'm running for mayor."
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And you had on pants
and Adidas, you said,
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"I'm running for mayor.
I got to put on the suit."
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-Well, I always wore a suit.
-So you're halfway doing it.
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But we'll talk
about the hair thing
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in the context of it is.
When I was a kid,
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I grew up
in James Brown's house.
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James Brown
styled my hair like his.
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I mean, he literally
is like my father.
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-CHRIS: Okay.
-So, when you grow up--
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James Brown's your father?
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AL SHARPTON: Was like my father.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
284
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And when you grow up
in James Brown's house,
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and you're tight with Don King,
what I look like is normal.
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I always wondered
what everybody else was doing.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-(LAUGHS)
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James Brown
was your father figure?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING)
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Whoo! That was
a crazy household.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(LAUGHS)
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We had a lot of rhythm in there.
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"Boy, take off that sweat suit,
put on a red jumpsuit."
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-"And do your splits."
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Uh... (LAUGHS)
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Okay, so you're not changing
the hair for nothing?
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-No.
-Okay.
298
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But you know you're not gonna be
the mayor with the hair now?
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Oh, I'll be the mayor
with the hair.
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-No, you're not.
-I will.
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I bet you 1,000 dollars
right now.
302
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I bet you people
in the audience.
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A lot of... (LAUGHS)
304
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Actually,
you could be the mayor,
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'cause chances are--
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Well, have you seen
Giuliani's hairstyle?
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-You got-- You're right.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Did he-- he had a toupee,
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-or he got the comb over?
-Is it live, or is it Memorex?
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-That's the question.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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I can't mess with you, man.
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I can't mess with you
on the hair...
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Okay, and who's gonna run
with you, Snoop Dogg?
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-(BOTH LAUGH)
315
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It's Al and city controller
Snoop Doggy Dogg.
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-Okay, let me ask you this--
-And Flash.
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That wasn't right, Flash.
All right.
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I can't-- and it's not you.
You represent the hair fine.
319
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It's just the other people
with the hairstyle
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that mess it up for you.
321
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Well, we're trying
to correct the image,
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-you understand.
-You know, you've gotta start--
323
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You know, you gotta go
to get these pimps
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and just make them
cut their hair off.
325
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
326
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Then you're the only guy
with the hairdo,
327
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then the hairdo has a different
meaning all of a sudden.
328
00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,582
We'll work together
on that, Chris.
329
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Yeah, yeah, you know. (LAUGHS)
330
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So, tonight, we got to go
start cutting pimps' hair...
331
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-That's right.
-...'cause they're messing up
332
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your chances of being mayor.
333
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-That's right.
-Al could've been mayor
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if you pimps
would just cut your hair.
335
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-That's right.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
336
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(LAUGHS)
337
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:04,167
Okay. This is great, I love it.
338
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:09,962
Okay, you're, like,
the most controversial guy
339
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in all of politics.
In all of politics.
340
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I mean, even the other day
341
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you took a picture
with the president.
342
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Then, like, they're mad
at him for being there.
343
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,132
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
344
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,748
And I can tell
you snuck up on him like,
345
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,633
-"Hey, get it quick."
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
346
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,458
(LAUGHS)
347
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,828
But, you know,
with all of the controversy,
348
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:33,127
you know, it's really sad to me
that you get controversial
349
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for fighting
for people's rights.
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I mean, I thought we were
far enough in this country
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where you wouldn't be
controversial for doing that.
352
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But one of the things
I'm very concerned about,
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now that mayor's race is over,
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is we've also got to start
turning some of that attention
355
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-on ourselves.
-CHRIS: We do.
356
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A lot of us
are killing each other,
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a lot of us
are being absolutely decadent,
358
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,208
trying to say,
"That's what Blackness is."
359
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,672
-And that's not true.
-CHRIS: You shouldn't say
360
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"killing each other," though.
It should just be "killing."
361
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-Killing, period.
-Killing.
362
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But each other,
or anybody, is wrong.
363
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'Cause when you say
"Black on Black crime,"
364
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what you're saying is,
"It's cool to murder people."
365
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,745
No, I didn't say
Black on Black crime.
366
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,213
If they just kill
some white people,
367
00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,672
-it'd be all right.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
368
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,880
Any murder is wrong. But see,
369
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:12,128
one of the things we're doing,
we're putting together a bill--
370
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Stefani and I
are putting together
371
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,037
a whole thing now
in the industry,
372
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to try and deal with this
whole violence question
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and this decadence.
374
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,540
You know,
I turn on TV late at night.
375
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,035
It's unbelievable.
People get up,
376
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:25,375
and I'm not talking about you,
but stand-up comics get up
377
00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:29,078
and say "M-f-er this, S this,"
every curse they can think of,
378
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,167
talk about all kinds
of perverted sex acts,
379
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,170
and then say, "I want to say,
Jesus is the head of my life
380
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,710
-and good night, Mom."
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
381
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,212
I mean,
something crazy going on.
382
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,002
We need to challenge those
383
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,333
that are abusing us
from outside,
384
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,167
but we need to deal
with our own self-respect
385
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,130
-and dignity from the inside.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
386
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,788
Right. You're right.
387
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,125
You are so-- like, Jesse wanted
to go there last week.
388
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,998
You're absolutely positive,
but you can't get on our--
389
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,173
-Don't start blaming comedians.
-No, it's not just comedians.
390
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,170
-But it's also--
-Comedians and rappers.
391
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,710
But it's also
the corporate side,
392
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:07,382
because I know of good artists
that can't get contracts
393
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,128
'cause they won't curse
and say certain things.
394
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,878
-Maybe they suck.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING)
395
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:14,125
(CHRIS LAUGHING)
396
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,205
And maybe they won't say "suck."
397
00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:20,582
No. Hey!
398
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,667
Nobody ever--
Hey, I'm in show business too.
399
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,750
You know what?
Clean always makes more money.
400
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,003
Bill Cosby
has made more money...
401
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,503
-AL: That's true.
-...than Eddie Murphy
402
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,003
and Richard Pryor combined.
403
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,083
-AL: That's true.
-Will Smith makes more money
404
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,667
than every rapper out there.
Clean!
405
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,000
AL: But we also tolerate
a lot of this.
406
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,383
Dirty get more attention, but
clean always make more money.
407
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,628
AL: Clean lasts longer.
408
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,288
Clean always--
I wish I was clean.
409
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,075
I need some
of that clean money.
410
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:45,077
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
I wouldn't be on HBO. (LAUGHS)
411
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,037
But that's why--
that's why I'm trying
412
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:50,575
to get you down now,
while you're Chris Rock,
413
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:51,917
before you turn
into Chris Pebbles.
414
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,750
You think I really want
to be on HBO, man?
415
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,003
-(LAUGHS)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
416
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,833
I could be on NBC,
rich as can be,
417
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:03,327
-but I can't stop saying "damn."
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, LAUGHING)
418
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,377
That's the nicest thing
you've said.
419
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,248
But, no, I think we really
got to deal with that.
420
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:10,543
And, I mean, look, as smart
and talented as you are,
421
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,575
you don't have to come out here
and cuss every Friday night.
422
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,077
-Cursing doesn't change nothing.
-AL: I'll tell you what.
423
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:15,997
Cursing-- cursing--
424
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,793
AL: You quit cussing,
I'll cut my hair.
425
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:21,075
-Cursing don't mean--
-(AUDIENCE SCREAMING)
426
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,418
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
427
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,170
You ain't cutting your hair.
428
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,125
You ain't--
you ain't cutting your hair.
429
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,878
AL: And you ain't stop cussing.
430
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,168
We both be broke
over that one.
431
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,170
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
432
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,420
(STAMMERS)
433
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,537
I love it. Getting on--
434
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,375
Cursing don't mean nothing, Al.
435
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,128
-You're backing up now.
-'Cause if I say,
436
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,288
"Hey, that's a beautiful girl,"
437
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,955
or I say, "Oh, that's
a beautiful fucking girl."
438
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:54,252
It's still beautiful.
And cursing don't mean nothin'.
439
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:58,793
Cursing don't change nothing.
It's not how you say it,
440
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:02,245
it's the message.
It's the message that you bring.
441
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:06,043
Cursing don't mean nothing.
Cursing--
442
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,995
If somebody said to you,
"Your wife--"
443
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,083
-and you are
a happily married man-- -My wife ain't gonna--
444
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:14,877
If somebody said, "Your wife
is a beautiful woman,"
445
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,078
or "Your wife
is a f-ing beautiful woman,"
446
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:18,997
don't tell me you wouldn't
take it differently.
447
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,633
I wouldn't--
She's still beautiful.
448
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,038
-It's not the curse.
-But you would not appreciate
449
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,745
anybody referring to her
that way.
450
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,083
Or saying she was
"a beautiful b," you wouldn't like that.
451
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,167
No, well, "bitch"
is a whole 'nother thing.
452
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,460
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
-That's a whole 'nother thing.
453
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:34,082
But it's a curse,
and cursing don't mean nothing.
454
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,377
-Cursing means if you--
-AL: It's what you mean.
455
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,128
If you mean it as something bad,
but you can mean a curse--
456
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,378
Who defines what they mean?
457
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,458
If I say,
"It's a fucking nice day,"
458
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,082
-it is a fucking nice day.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
459
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,133
I'm keeping my hair.
460
00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,832
Al, I gotta go.
461
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:57,207
-Thank you very much.
-Take care of yourself.
462
00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,582
You have been the best guest!
463
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,167
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
-♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
464
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,957
Now, I want everybody
to watch this.
465
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:14,882
♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
466
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:16,828
Hi, I'm LP Bob Shoemaker,
467
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,707
president and CEO
of LP Bob's Really Rare Records.
468
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,292
These records are really rare.
469
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:24,205
How rare are they?
I've got the Jackson Four.
470
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:27,082
I've got Little Richard,
"Straight No Chaser."
471
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,207
I've got Marvin Gaye,
"I Am Woman,"
472
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:30,632
and thousands more.
473
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,578
These records
are not sold in stores.
474
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,497
These records
are not sold by mail.
475
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,383
These records are
not available anywhere.
476
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,168
These records
are my private collection,
477
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,540
and you can't have them.
478
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,625
That's right. They're mine,
and you can't have them.
479
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,458
You can't have them.
You can't have them.
480
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,292
And here's some other records
you'll never hear.
481
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,285
ANNOUNCER: Melissa Ethridge,"Licking Stick."
482
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,455
Luther Vandross,"Pick Up The Pizzas."
483
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,672
Dolly Parton,"Hey, I'm Up Here."
484
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,290
Hammer, "Bad Luck."
485
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,705
Michael Jackson,"School Boy Crush."
486
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,002
And Garth Brooks,"Nigger Please."
487
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,003
And if you act now,
it won't help.
488
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,963
I plan to destroy
every record I own,
489
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,132
then kill myself.
490
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,498
That way,
you'll also never hear...
491
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,793
-ANNOUNCER: Yes, "No."
-(RECORDS BREAKING)
492
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:11,253
-Marv Albert, "Super Freak."
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
493
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,793
ANNOUNCER: If you wantmore information,
494
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:18,995
call 1-500-KL5-5555,and get the Fulton Fish Market.
495
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,423
That's right.
The Fulton Fish Market.
496
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,040
You think I'll give out
my real number?
497
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,785
You can't have my real number.
498
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,165
ANNOUNCER: Hang up the phone,sit down, and watch.
499
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,380
There's not a damn thingyou can do.
500
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,998
-LP Bob's Really Rare Records.
-(EXPLOSION)
501
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,253
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-ANNOUNCER: Forget about 'em.
502
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:38,708
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
503
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,670
Here to perform
the song "Seven Days"
504
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:51,250
of her album Share My World,
give it up for Mary J. Blige.
505
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,963
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
-♪ ("SEVEN DAYS" PLAYING) ♪
506
00:21:55,042 --> 00:21:59,082
♪ (VOCALIZING) ♪
507
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:17,713
♪ I've been searchingFor someone ♪
508
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:22,205
♪ But never lookedBefore my eyes ♪
509
00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:27,212
♪ There you wereTo my surprise ♪
510
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:34,038
♪ It was so obviousLooking into your face ♪
511
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:38,075
♪ After playing a gameOf truth or dare ♪
512
00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:42,787
♪ I wanted to stayAt your place ♪
513
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,920
♪ I never thought that I ♪
514
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,000
♪ Would fall in love with you ♪
515
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:57,673
♪ But since the day we kissedI knew it had to be you ♪
516
00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:01,880
♪ I never thoughtWe would be together ♪
517
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:05,878
♪ I can't believeI just made love to you ♪
518
00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:10,168
♪ After all the thingsThat we've been through ♪
519
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:13,670
♪ Now, what are we gonna do? ♪
520
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:18,960
♪ Oh, Monday, a friendA friend of mine ♪
521
00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:22,712
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ Tuesday, we played a game ♪
522
00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:26,632
♪ Wednesday, you went away ♪
523
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:33,288
♪ ThursdayThings weren't the same, oh ♪
524
00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:36,785
♪ Friday, you came back... ♪
525
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,165
Now, ladies,
after you finally get
526
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,540
this person
you want to be with,
527
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,165
and he want
to start acting stupid,
528
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,210
you tell him
this shit right here.
529
00:23:44,042 --> 00:23:48,252
You say-- Check it out.
You say-- Listen.
530
00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:52,633
♪ Don't claim your ass is readyWhen you're not ♪
531
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:57,628
♪ 'Cause if you play me out ♪
532
00:23:57,708 --> 00:24:00,378
♪ I'll blow up your spot ♪
533
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:04,208
♪ And I don't careWhere you are ♪
534
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:08,712
♪ Or what you sayOr what you do ♪
535
00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:12,082
♪ And I don't careWho you with ♪
536
00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:17,577
♪ It could be a bitchOr even your crew ♪
537
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,213
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
538
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:24,502
♪ I never thought that I ♪
539
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:28,503
♪ Would have to step to you ♪
540
00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:31,133
♪ About the way you roll ♪
541
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:34,378
♪ But this conversation is due ♪
542
00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:39,078
♪ Now let people knowIf we're together ♪
543
00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:42,917
♪ I refuse to be your fool ♪
544
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,000
♪ Trust me, the last thingYou want to do ♪
545
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:50,633
♪ Is make me lose my cool ♪
546
00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:57,078
♪ Oh, Monday, yeah, yeahA friend of mine ♪
547
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:59,577
♪ Tuesday, we played a game ♪
548
00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:03,037
♪ Wednesday, you went away ♪
549
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:05,875
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
550
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:10,538
♪ Now things weren't the sameThe same ♪
551
00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:15,665
♪ On Friday, you came backYeah, yeah ♪
552
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,380
BACKUP SINGERS:
♪ I wanted to kiss you ♪
553
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,078
♪ On Saturday ♪
554
00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:22,207
♪ On Sunday, we made ♪
555
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,292
♪ Made, made ♪
556
00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:27,915
-♪ Oh, oh, no ♪
-BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Monday, a friend of mine ♪
557
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,000
-♪ Oh, no, no ♪-♪ Tuesday, we played a game ♪
558
00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:36,003
-♪ Wednesday, you went away ♪-♪ Ooh ♪
559
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:42,213
♪ ThursdayThings weren't the same ♪
560
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:46,542
♪ On Friday, you cameYou came back ♪
561
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:50,165
-♪ I wanted to kiss you ♪-♪ I wanted to kiss you ♪
562
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,750
♪ On Saturday ♪
563
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:55,083
♪ On Sunday, we made love ♪
564
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:59,417
♪ What are we gonna do?What are we gonna do? ♪
565
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:02,790
♪ You tell me ♪
566
00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,248
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
567
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,293
Yo, that's our show for tonight.
568
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:12,955
Want to thank my guests,
Reverend Al Sharpton,
569
00:26:13,042 --> 00:26:16,132
and the queen, Mary J. Blige!
570
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,878
-Now, Flash, take us out.
-♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
571
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:21,038
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
572
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,670
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Encore! Encore! Encore!
573
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,458
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
574
00:27:30,508 --> 00:27:35,058
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