All language subtitles for The Chris Rock Show s02e06 JC Watts.eng

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

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and also starring the acting
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Watch Chris get blown up
to the sound of...

Hey, you need me.

... the Gap Band.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Watch Chris beg his way back in

to the sounds of Yvette Michele.

I need you!

I love you!

Fuck you!

NARRATOR: Watch Chris find out
his phone got cut off

to the sounds of The O'Jays.

Damn!
Can a brother get a dial tone?

NARRATOR:
It's Soundtrack The Movie .

And Soundtrack The Movie
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Joel Siegel said,

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You gonna cut that shit down?

No.

NARRATOR:
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

ANNOUNCER: From New York City,

it's The Chris Rock Show.

Tonight,
representative J. C. Watts Jr.

Musical guest, Busta Rhymes.

Plus musical director,
Grandmaster Flash.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Chris Rock!

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

Thank you, thank you.

What's up?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Thank you.

How's everybody?
Thank you, thank you.

Welcome to the show.

My name is Chris Spencer.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Big week.
Another big week.

A lot of big things happen
this week.

Marv Albert.

Marv Albert back in the news.

Marv Albert
was sentenced today.

Sentenced today,
got no jail time.

Not a day in jail.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

O.J. was acquitted
and spent a year in jail.

Not a day in jail.

I think the judge
had a real hard time

giving the man a punishment.

I mean, how do you punish a man
who likes a good beating?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

What do you do?

Now, before Marv was sentenced
he threw himself

at the mercy of the court
and he asked the judge.

Wherever you send me to jail,

can I please have conjugal
visits with my hair?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

It was also announced
this week--

It was also announced this week
that the post office

is going to start issuing
a Kwanza stamp.

A Kwanza stamp. Yeah.
It's going to be--

-Yeah.
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

That's right. That's right.

It's gonna be the first stamp
that you can buy on Layaway.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

That's right.
I could put four cents today...

and then nine cents
every other month.

That right. Now tomorrow--

tomorrow
is the Million Woman March.

The Million Woman March...

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

The Million Woman March...

Okay, calm down.

It's like a damn spin-off.

So, tomorrow in Philly,
the keynote speakers

plan to give speeches
on topics such as

female empowerment,
positive Black role models

and...

Denzel's ass.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Now I'm not sure the whole
Million Woman March

is going to work.

'Cause one of the themes
of the march

is returning to African values.
That's right.

The Black woman returning
to African values.

I don't care what you say...

Black women are not going
to give up their hair relaxer.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-They're like,

"What's my touchup got to do
with the community?"

"My touchup ain't hurting
nobody."

Now women who are attending say
that it's going to be a good day

to reflect on family values.

Where men who are not attending
say it's going to be

a good day to watch porno.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

That's right.
Now you can cut the volume up.

Got to be in the next room,
"Honey, what's that?"

"Somebody getting killed."

Now the Million Man March
was sponsored by

the nation of Islam.

The Million Woman March
is being sponsored

by Lady Foot Locker.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Get it?

Now, students at the university
of Mississippi

or Ole Miss,
whatever you want to call it,

have voted to discourage fans
from waving Confederate flags

at athletic events.

When somebody get a touchdown
they pick up Confederate flag.

What kind of sh--
Mess is that?

What kind of shit is
Confederate flag?

But you know what they
can still do?

They can still yell
"Run nigga run."

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Now, in baseball, the Marlins--

Anybody watching
the World Series?

Baseball, the Marlins
are leading the World Series,

that's right, they're leading
three to two, man.

Now they're going back
to Florida.

I'm glad they're going back
to Florida

because it was cold
in Cleveland, man.

So cold that Livan Hernandez
defected back to Cuba.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

They don't know where
the hell he's at.

Where is the man?

That's right.
This has been the lowest-rated

World Series ever, man.

Nobody's watching
the World Series, man.

The NBC is starting to panic.
That's right, that's right.

That's right. In the next game,
in order to boost ratings,

they're going
to have Ellen DeGeneres

tongue kiss Hannah Storm.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

I can't wait to see that.

And finally this week,
Jim Brown,

Jim "Throw-A-Woman
Over-A-Balcony" Brown

said that he thinks that O.J.
killed his wife Nicole

and that O.J. only thinks
about himself.

Now, when asked to comment,
O.J. said, "You know what,

I think of other people
all the time.

As a matter of fact right now

I'm thinking about
killing Jim Brown."

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Yo, we've got a great show
tonight.

Yo, we've got a...

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

We've got Republican Congressman
J.C. Watts in the house.

We got Busta Rhymes
in the house.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Also give it up for the one,
the only Grandmaster Flash.

That's right.

He is the grandmaster.
He cuts faster than any known.

Okay. Now, there's a new
reality-based show

coming to HBO this fall.

It's one of
my favorite shows.

I can't wait for you all
to watch it.

It's called No One Called 911 .

Here's a segment
please take a look.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

NARRATOR: Y ou could be
a victim of an accident

at any moment of your life.

Suddenly your life would depend
on these professionals.

At a moment's notice they will
be by your side unless

no one calls 911.

9:35 a.m.

Richard Brooks is returning
to his Freeport home

from the grocery store.

When suddenly he feels
a sharp pain in his chest.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

It felt like I was hit
in the chest

with a sledge hammer.

I never felt pain
like that before.

NARRATOR: 9:45 a.m.

Paramedics at Freeport
headquarters are on a break.

It was a quiet morning,
we were hanging out.

Drinking coffee.

NARRATOR: Nine forty-three.

Brooks is suffering
a full-blown heart attack.

He was facing certain death
unless someone helped him.

RICHARD BROOKS:
It felt horrible.

I was absolutely sure
that I was going to die.

NARRATOR: Nine forty-eight.

Gladys Watson walks past
the spot

where Richard Brooks
is fighting for his life.

If she calls 911 in the next
two minutes, he has a chance.

Unfortunately Gladys walks
right by

not noticing Brooks.

I was distracted because I was
thinking about

something my husband said.

He said that I couldn't cook
like his mama.

I said why don't you
take your ass over

to your mama's house
and eat then.

What do I look like,
Betty Crocker?

NARRATOR:
Emergency operator Nancy Gaines

who does not receive a call
from Gladys

reads a trashy novel
and does not dispatch.

Paramedics Schaffer, Berg,
and Blowdryer

who don't arrive on the scene

because no one
has called 911.

Instead they played poker.

We were playing
Seven Stud Chicago.

And I had the three
from the jump

so I was raising like hell
with every card.

Then Berg pulls out the two
and I said shit.

I lost 30 dollars on one hand.

This motherfucker
got all my money.

NARRATOR: Heart specialist
Zachary Hayman

is a leader in his field.

Had he been consulted,
he would have brought Brooks

back from the brink
and saved his life.

But since no one has called 911

He's going to the men's room
to masturbate

with a pornographic magazine.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

There was this one photograph
of a woman.

She has these shorts on with...

no top and...

it's my favorite.

NARRATOR: 10:15 a.m.

Brooks has lost all feeling
in his extremities.

Most of his major arteries
are permanently damaged.

At least I couldn't feel
the pain.

But I was acutely aware
that my life was over.

Which was terrifying.

Let alone the terrible feeling
of being neglected by the world.

Left there to die alone...

and that's when
those fellas showed up.

NARRATOR: Gang members Johnson,
Sloan, and Reed

arrive on the scene.

They immediately recognize
Brooks' symptoms.

Knowing he was at death's door,
they rob him.

Because no one
has called 911.

My brother only had
three dollars in his wallet.

Three dollars in his wallet.

That was bullshit.

You know that was bullshit.

NARRATOR: Having plenty of time
with their victim.

Due to no one calling 911.

They shaved Brooks' head.

10:30 a.m.

Eighty-year-old Joseph Laxall
finds Richard Brooks,

but he too
has a heart attack.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

NARRATOR: Meanwhile,
at Freeport headquarters,

paramedic Jeff Schaffer's
shift is ending.

I went over
to Bridgette's house, right.

Yeah, Bridgette is fine.

And she's ready to go
all day long.

Like, yeah, Bridgette.
Bridgette...

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

NARRATOR: 10:35 a.m.

Richard Brooks died.
All hope is lost,

because no one called 911.

So now I'm dead
which is awful.

I mean, I was an old man,
but I didn't want to die.

I wish someone had
called that number.

Okay, tonight's the start
of the political shows.

We've got the Republicans
and the Democrats, okay.

So tonight we're going to start
with the Republicans.

Tonight, my first guest
is the only Black Republican

in Congress right now.

Please welcome from Oklahoma,
representative J.C. Watts Jr.

Thank you.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

All right.

Now you're the Black
Republican guy now.

I understand like Colin Powell
being a Black Republican

'cause like, Bush
gave him the job.

And what's he going to do?

The man puts some food
on his plate.

But you, you just said
out of the blue sky,

I want to be a Republican, why?

Well, I--

I don't think
it's actually about

being Republican or Democrat.

I think it's actually about
all those things

that you talk about and...

-Me?
-A lot of articles

I read about you.

Oh, I just tell jokes, man.

I'm the joke man.

Well, I think
when you look at the way

you and I were raised.
I've seen those article--

You're from Oklahoma
or something.

-Yeah, but I know.
-I'm from Bedstuy, Brooklyn.

-I know. Not a--
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Not a lot of difference
though.

When you talk about
layaway programs.

I'm familiar with that.

CHRIS ROCK: Okay.

I saw the other night
you were on Letterman.

You were talking about
that when you go buy

those boxes of rice
with just rice on the front.

-CHRIS: Oh, yeah.
-It didn't say Uncle Ben's.

-CHRIS: It just said rice, yeah.
-That's right.

What does that got to do
with being a Republican, now?

It's all about...

living the values
and the principles

that you were raised under.

And I think that for me,
you know,

being a Republican, that was
the route that I need to take--

I became a Republican
back in 1989.

And I thought that was best
for my family and I. And...

-that's where I am.
-Do you feel a little uncomf--

'Cause I went to the Republican
convention.

I went to both of them

'cause I was covering them
for Comedy Central.

Didn't you feel a little
uncomfortable being

the only Black guy around?

There was no place to get
some hair grease or nothing.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Well, that's why
I was looking for you.

I was going to borrow some
from you.

I knew you had some,
didn't you?

-Oh, yeah.
-Well, that's a--

I got no curl though, you know.

No, I think...

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

-I mean do you feel--
-I'm--

You got to feel a little
uncomfortable there?

-I'm comfortable wherever I am.
-Really?

-I've been--
-I get a little scared, man.

I've been the first before.

You the only...

(STAMMERS)

Do they treat you bad?

Are they nice to you?

'Cause I know somebody's like,
"Look at this nigga here."

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

I know you've got a little bit
of that at first, though?

Well, I-- But let me tell you,
I remember the days that

you had to sit in the balcony
of the movie theater.

Couldn't sit down below
in the White community.

I remember the days
you couldn't swim

-in the public swimming pool.
-How old are you?

I'll be 40 next month.

-You'll be 40? Okay.
-And yeah, November 18th.

You almost--
You just remember them days.

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-I remember those days.

You were like two.
I can't go where?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

No, I was actually--

I'll take the chocolate
ice cream.

I was actually four.
I was actually four.

-Okay, you were four, okay.
-But I don't know.

I remember those days.
And so but--

I've never chosen to say
I was going to be

or I wasn't going to be
because of my skin color.

If you want to be a comedian,
you don't say, "Well, I'm Black,

I can't be a comedian."

And I don't say I'm Black
I can't be a Republican,

or I can't Democrat.

I can't be an independent,
this is America.

-We have the freedom to do--
-No, it's cool. No, I'm cool.

I'm like-- And you've done well
with your life.

I'm like, shit,
if one of my little brothers

turned out like you,
I'd be happy as hell.

I'm telling the truth.

But I'm just fascinated
by the whole thing

'cause it's like, Republicans--
Okay.

To me, both parties
are kind of the same.

They really are. But except--
Like,

the Republicans they kind of--

It's not they're
anti-Black-Black

but they've kinda got like these
code words for Black people.

And I know what they're doing.

They're like, yeah,
we're trying to get rid

of welfare and they're
really saying Black-fare.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

You know what I mean?
They say it all the time.

It's like, welfare mothers and--

But Chris, you know,
it more Whites on welfare...

-It is.
-...than there are Blacks.

I know but when you say it,
just the connotation.

When a White man says welfare,
you think Black people?

-Exactly, exactly.
-Right, but...

-You do.
-That's right. That's right.

But I think that's important--

And you know that
and I know that.

And you down with the guys
that are saying that.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Chris, but let me ask you--

Have you ever pulled one of them
over to the side

like, "Hey, man,
what's up with that, man?"

-But Let me ask you, Chris.
-Okay.

George Wallace,
when he stood in the doors

of University Of Alabama
and said,

"No negro will enter these doors
as long as I'm a governor."

-Right.
-He was not a Republican.

When Bull Connors turned
the water hoses on Black people

'cause they want
to get a hamburger

and a cup of coffee
at the lunch counter.

He was not a Republican.
He was a Democrat.

You're absolutely right.

But we're talking about
right now.

That's right.
That's right now.

But when you look at, Chris,
what we've done in Washington

in the last three years, talking
about cutting people's taxes.

Does that not affect Black--
Black people make taxes.

-You're right. You're right.
-When we're talking about...

And I think when you talk
about welfare.

I don't think you
measure compassion

for how many people are on food
stamps AFDC and public housing.

I think you measure compassion
by how few people

are on food stamps AFDC
and public housing.

Because you've helped them
climb the ladder

-of economic opportunity.
-Yeah, but you could be a bar--

-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-But when you talk about--

When you talk
about education,

You talk about
these poor people.

These poor Black kids trapped
in these poor inner city schools

that don't work and you try
to give them a way out.

We're leading that charge.

Republicans are leading
that charge.

-(AUDIENCE BOOING)
-They say, "Well, it's anti--

They say
it's anti-public education.

I'm a product
of public education.

But there are schools
that don't work.

And I think the inner city kids
should have the same opportunity

to meet their educational goals
as the kids in the suburbs.

And in 1997 America
that's not the case.

But that's never gonna happen

-because--
-Unless...

Unless
it will never happen

because schools are funded
through property taxes

and Black people don't own
that much property.

So it's like a Jim Crow law.

It's going to be like that
forever.

But no, no, Chris.
No, you're right.

It's paid through
property taxes.

Unless somebody got
the nerve to say,

"Hey, White people,
share some of your money."

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

What I would say though
is...

If you're not gonna say
share the money,

-you ain't saying nothing.
-Well, that's what I'm saying.

That's right.

That's right. And that's exactly
what I'm saying.

I've got legislation
on the table right now

that says just because you're
poor doesn't mean

that you should not be able
to put your kids

in schools that work.

And that's the way it is.

If you're poor, if you want
to take your kid out

and put them
in a private school.

That poor parent said,
"I can't afford it."

So I say, we need to take some
of those government dollars,

create scholarships
for those poor parents

to send their kids
to private school--

-That's not going to work.
-Why not?

No, 'cause this is a sick way,
man.

-Let me ask you this.
-The real way is

if you fund schools

by how many children
are in the schools.

That's right.

If there's 100 kids
in this school

and 100 in that school,

then that's how much money
you're getting.

-Not-- That's nonsense.
-Right. But that's what--

but that's why they won't let
those poor kids

out of the bad schools
because they say,

"If we let this poor child
go to this school,

we're going to lose the money."

And I say you send the money

wherever that kid
wants to go to school.

-That's the issue.
-Okay.

-It's not about how many kids--
-Okay.

And that's the big problem.

They don't send the money
where the kids go--

Where the kids
would want to go to--

If they want to go
a good school,

a school that works.
They say no, they can't go

because we lose the money, so
we won't let them transfer out.

And I ask you this--

-Ask me, sir.
-If the President

of the United States

can live in public housing
and send his daughter

to private school.

Why can't poor people live
in public housing

and send their kids
to private school?

Absolutely right.

-Let me ask you this.
-All right.

Who do you hang out with?

All these white guys. I mean,
if you--

You're getting ready to be 40.

So you're not like old
or nothing.

Like...
Who do you hang out with?

What do you do?

Do you like--

If George Clinton's coming
to town and you want to go.

Who do you call?

I mean, do you even like
George Clinton?

-Who is George Clinton?
-CHRIS: Get out!

(AUDIENCE BOOING)

Oh no.

-No.
-I don't have--

I'm married and got five kids.

I can go out with my wife
and kids.

-I don't need--
-What do you do?

I'm assuming you're saying--

-I don't go to concerts.
-Really?

-I don't go to concerts.
-You don't do anything?

I don't have a reason
to go to concerts.

-I'm happy.
-Do you watch cartoons?

I go to Little League
baseball games,

Little League soccer games,
Little League basketball games,

Little League football games.

I know you've got
a TV in your house.

-Yeah.
-What do you watch?

Watch the Dallas Cowboys
on Sunday afternoon.

Go to Bible study

-on Sunday mornings.
-Okay.

On Saturday nights,

I'll sometimes go to a movie
with my wife

or I'm speaking somewhere
around the country.

-Okay.
-I don't watch a lot of TV.

I've got a TV.
I don't watch a lot of TV.

What did you do
when you was a sinner?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

I watched
The Chris Rock Show.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Yo. Thank you very, very much.

Ladies and gentlemen,
J.C. Watts.

WATTS: Take care.

Now here to perform
the song "Dangerous"

off his latest album,
When Disaster Strikes ,

give it up for Busta Rhymes!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

♪ Yo, everybody
Get out your seats ♪

♪ Get up out your seat
Everybody ♪

♪ Get up out your seat
Everybody ♪

♪ Get up out your seat
Everybody ♪

♪ Get up out your seat
Everybody ♪

♪ Get up out your seat
Everybody ♪

♪ Come on, come on
Come on ♪

♪ Buck wild for all of my people
Who don't care ♪

♪ Floss like a bunch
Of young Black millionaires ♪

♪ Makin' you run
Me and my gun ♪

-♪ Stacking my ones ♪
-♪ Stacking my ones ♪

♪ Floss a little invest
In some mutual funds ♪

♪ Blowing the horn a sense
Of every day I was born ♪

♪ Never dreamed I see
Niggas landscaping my lawn ♪

♪ Dangerous my Nigga
Should be accurate ♪

♪ Have to get my flow
Be so immaculate ♪

-♪ Aiyyo, Aiyyo ♪
-♪ Aiyyo, Aiyyo ♪

♪ Watchin' my dough
Sippin' my mo ♪

♪ Sippin' it slow, the pretty
Bitches saying hello ♪

♪ Anyway go 'head and Diss
Play your oil of Olay ♪

♪ Little Honeydip
Within a Cariola ♪

♪ I don't mean to hold you up
But I got something to say ♪

♪ Swear to only give you
Hot shit every day ♪

♪ Afraid of us you know
This ain't a game to us ♪

♪ You strange to us that's when
We gettin' dangerous ♪

BOTH:
♪ This is serious ♪

♪ We could make you delirious ♪

♪ You should have
A healthy fear of us ♪

♪ Because too much of us
Is dangerous ♪

♪ So dangerous
We so dangerous ♪

♪ My whole entire squad
Is dangerous ♪

♪ So dangerous
We so dangerous ♪

♪ My whole entire unit
Is dangerous ♪

♪ Ahh, ahh ♪

♪ All my real live Niggas
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ Throw your hands up
Said throw your hands up ♪

♪ All my real live Niggas
Throw your hands up ♪

BUSTA RHYMES: ♪ So what ♪

♪ Throw your hands up
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ All my real live Niggas
throw your hands up ♪

♪ Throw your hands up
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ All my real live bitches
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ One more time
One more time ♪

♪ All my real live Niggas
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ All my real live bitches
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ All my real live bitches
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ Throw your hands up
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ All my real live Niggas
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ All my real live bitches
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ All my real live Niggas
Throw your hands up ♪

♪ In God we trust ♪

♪ It's a must you heard of us
Yo we murderous ♪

♪ In God we trust ♪

♪ It's a must you heard of us
Yo we murderous ♪

♪ A lot of Niggas is wonderin'
And they furious ♪

♪ Me and my unit doing it
So mysterious ♪

♪ Furious, all of my Niggas
Is serious ♪

♪ Shook others be walkin' around
Fearin' us ♪

♪ Front baby, like you don't
Want to be hearin' us ♪

♪ Gotta listen to hot radio
You be playin' us ♪

♪ Thirty time a day
Shit'll make you delirious ♪

♪ Damaging everything
All up in your areas ♪

♪ It's funny how all the Niggas
Be always serving us ♪

♪ All up in between they ass
Where they want to carry us ♪

♪ Hitcha good then I hit
Them good with the alias ♪

♪ Various, chickens
They want to marry us ♪

♪ Yo, it's Flipmode
So you know we about to bust ♪

♪ The label preparing us ♪

♪ Bite the dust
Instead of you making a fuss ♪

♪ People know better 'cause
there ain't no comparin' us ♪

♪ Mad us, you should know better
We fabulous ♪

♪ Hit my people off with
The flow that be marvelous ♪

♪ Ho-shit, my whole click
Victorious ♪

♪ Takin' no prisoners
We straight warriors ♪

♪ While you feeling that I know
You be feeling so glorious ♪

♪ Then I blitz and reminisce
On my Nigga notorious ♪

♪ If you really want
To party with me ♪

♪ Let me see what
You've got for me ♪

♪ Throw your hands up
For my eyes to see ♪

♪ Straight buck wylin'
In the place to be ♪

♪ If you really want
To party with me ♪

♪ Let me see
What you got for me ♪

♪ Put all your hands
Where my eyes can see ♪

♪ Straight buck wylin'
In the place to be ♪

♪ If you really
Want to party with me ♪

♪ Ha ha ♪

♪ Say Flipmode squad
Come on ♪

AUDIENCE: Flipmode squad!

♪ Let me hear you say
Flipmode squad, come on ♪

AUDIENCE: Flipmode squad!

-♪ Flipmode ♪
-♪ Flipmode ♪

-♪ Say Flipmode ♪
-♪ Say Flipmode ♪

♪ Aha! ♪

(BUSTA RHYMES
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

CHRIS: Yo! that's our show
for tonight.

Thank our guests,
J.C. Watts and Busta Rhymes.

We'll see you next week.
Yo Flash, take us out.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

NARRATOR:
The Chris Rock Show

was brought to you by
Soundtrack The Movie .

It made us laugh.
It made us cry.

It made us do the bounce.

The soundtrack to that movie
was so good

it made me wanna come back

and see what the movie
was about.

I'm going to take my
mother to see it.

I'm going to take my D.J.
to see it.

I don't know what this movie was
about, but it sure was funky.

This movie was so good.

I had to come back
and see it with my other man.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

-NARRATOR: Soundtrack The Movie.
-WOMAN: Yeah!

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