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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,042 --> 00:00:14,502 Good evening, I'm Greg Gumbel. 2 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:17,083 This afternoon, Chris Rock, the controversial comedian 3 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:19,627 and host of the The Chris Rock Show was shot. 4 00:00:19,708 --> 00:00:23,998 An apparent casualty in the East Coast/West Coast comedy war. 5 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:26,883 The comedy war, which has raged over the last five years 6 00:00:26,958 --> 00:00:30,378 has already claimed the lives of over 30 stand-up comics, 7 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:33,038 ranging from satirists to impressionists. 8 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:36,375 Some, such as Nipsey Russell, are missing and presumed dead. 9 00:00:36,458 --> 00:00:38,748 Right now, we're starting to get reactions from friends 10 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:40,713 and family to the Chris Rock shooting. 11 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:42,672 Hey, you know, we all praying for Chris, 12 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:43,710 you know what I'm saying? 13 00:00:43,792 --> 00:00:45,632 Because he's a strong brother. 14 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:48,038 I know because I shot him several times myself 15 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:49,205 when we was kids 16 00:00:49,042 --> 00:00:50,632 and he always pulled through you know what I'm saying? 17 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:51,878 I just hope Chris is feeling better. 18 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:54,208 I mean, this whole East Coast West Coast comedy thing 19 00:00:54,042 --> 00:00:56,252 has gotten out of hand, I've got my own problems though. I mean-- 20 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:59,583 Right now there's a war going on between the WB and the UPN. 21 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:02,417 Everybody's throwing gang signs. "WB!" 22 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:04,788 "UPN, fool!" 23 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:06,285 And that's just the executives. 24 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,325 Throughout this war, the comedy community 25 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:10,417 has continued to express its shock 26 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,290 and outrage at these shootings. 27 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:15,665 Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I just don't get it. 28 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:18,790 You got comics killing comics, rappers killing rappers. 29 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:20,705 In my day, you didn't see James Brown 30 00:01:20,792 --> 00:01:22,132 shooting the temptations. 31 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,828 Why is it that all the good ones 32 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,127 like Tupac and Rock always get it? 33 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:28,998 How come nobody ever shot Nipsey Russell? 34 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:31,043 No, these wars don't bother me. 35 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,785 There's nothing you can do about it 36 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,125 if a bullet has your name on it. 37 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:36,542 As my dad always said, 38 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:39,785 "Do unto others and run like a mother." 39 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:42,285 Earlier in the program we erroneously reported 40 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:45,035 that Nipsey Russell was missing and presumed dead. 41 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,625 In fact, he is neither missing nor dead. 42 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,378 We regret any inconvenience this has caused Mr. Russell 43 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,918 or his family. 44 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,790 Meanwhile, in the wake of the Rock shooting 45 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,325 other members of the comedy fraternity 46 00:01:55,417 --> 00:01:57,377 have been quick to call for an end 47 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:59,828 to the East Coast/ West Coast comedy war. 48 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:02,077 You think I got a big family now. 49 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:03,417 You should have seen us before the war. 50 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,382 There was like 20 of us. 51 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,248 Someone's got to come out and say something 52 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:09,333 before this thing gets way out of hand. 53 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:11,417 All right, and that somebody has to be... 54 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:13,793 somebody else. 55 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:16,665 You think I give a rat's cock about these fuckin' wars, huh? 56 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,500 I don't care how many fuckin' comics off each other. 57 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:19,833 You know what that means? 58 00:02:19,917 --> 00:02:20,997 More pussy for me. 59 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,923 If you know what I mean. 60 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,130 We take you to Washington, D.C. where the reverend Barnett Reed 61 00:02:26,208 --> 00:02:27,578 is addressing the press. 62 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:32,127 We must put aside East and West 63 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,540 and come together as Weast. 64 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:38,125 We interrupt the Reverend Reed 65 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:39,958 to bring you this late-breaking news. 66 00:02:40,042 --> 00:02:41,632 We have a report that Los Angeles Police 67 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:44,708 have detained West Coast comedy Kingpin Carrot Top 68 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:45,962 and are questioning him 69 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,962 in connection with the Chris Rock shooting. 70 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:51,382 In a recent interview, Mr. Top denied there was any animosity 71 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:54,078 between him and his West Coast posse of comedians 72 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:56,127 and Chris Rock's East Coast crew. 73 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:59,208 I got nothing against Rock or his boy. 74 00:02:59,292 --> 00:03:02,252 But if he's going to start some shit, I got to answer hard. 75 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,083 How am I supposed to look my children in the eyes? 76 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:06,498 I don't want to dish the man, 77 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,583 but I've got to take care of my own. 78 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:10,883 Dig? 79 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,958 I've just been handed this, the man who was shot tonight 80 00:03:14,042 --> 00:03:17,212 is in fact not Chris Rock but another guy. 81 00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:19,462 We regret any inconvenience this has caused Chris Rock 82 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:20,712 or his family. 83 00:03:20,792 --> 00:03:22,502 We return now to our regularly scheduled program. 84 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,082 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 85 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:30,077 ANNOUNCER: From New York City, it's The Chris Rock Show. 86 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:35,292 Tonight's guests, Arsenio Hall, 87 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:40,458 with musical guest Puff Daddy and Mase. 88 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:45,958 Plus, musical director Grandmaster Flash. 89 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:50,172 Ladies and gentlemen, 90 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,210 Chris Rock! 91 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:56,537 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 92 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,290 All right, all right. 93 00:04:12,375 --> 00:04:15,125 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 94 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,330 This ain't Vibe, man. 95 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,207 They're going like this, hey! 96 00:04:26,042 --> 00:04:27,172 (AUDIENCE SHOUTS EXCITEDLY) 97 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,630 This is not the show, baby. 98 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:29,748 What's going on? 99 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:31,133 So, what's the big news? 100 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,418 The big news is Princess Di. 101 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,630 The big news is Princess Di and everybody is talking 102 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:38,208 about the war, the paparazzi. 103 00:04:38,292 --> 00:04:41,082 Everybody's mad at the paparazzi for taking pictures, 104 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:45,077 George Clooney is complaining, Rosie O'Donnell is complaining, 105 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:47,167 Sylvester Stallone is complaining. 106 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,750 And... On the other hand, Vanilla Ice is like, 107 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:51,583 "Hey, why don't y'all take my picture?" 108 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,037 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 109 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:57,575 The other thing right now, Al Sharpton, Al Sharpton-- 110 00:04:57,667 --> 00:05:00,327 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 111 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,415 Al Sharpton. 112 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:07,125 Al Sharpton and Ruth Messinger 113 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:10,578 will face each other in a runoff for the democratic thing. 114 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:14,957 The whole mayortorial-- to be the mayor. Okay? 115 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:17,542 I'm fucking it up. To be the mayor. 116 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:21,915 Al Sharpton, man now Messinger got 60 percent of the White vote 117 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,130 and Al Sharpton got 98 percent of the perm vote. 118 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,878 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND LAUGHS) 119 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,578 That's Al. 120 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,665 Al's going to get the perm vote. 121 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,955 Nick Ashford woke up real early to vote for Al. 122 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:43,752 Now a lot of people saying that Sharpton's candidacy 123 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,753 will bring out the Black vote. 124 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,463 -MAN: Yeah! -And it will. 125 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:49,042 That's the good news. 126 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:51,375 The bad news, that it will also bring out the 127 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:54,828 "I don't want that Conkhead coon running my town vote." 128 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:58,537 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 129 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:02,127 Nick Ashford didn't think about that. 130 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:05,918 Now, those police charged with beating my man-- 131 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,540 Yeah Lamo-- What's his name? 132 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:10,955 Louima, yeah with the plunger man, 133 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,292 they have an unusual defense. 134 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:16,075 They thought there was a party at Rick James' house. 135 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,127 (AUDIENCES APPLAUDING AND LAUGHING) 136 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:19,825 That's what they said. 137 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:22,672 That's what they said. Now, you know what? 138 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,210 You know the worst thing about the whole plunger case, 139 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:28,082 the whole plunger guy is that when women get raped, 140 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:30,457 they don't show their pictures in the paper. 141 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:33,752 You don't know their name, you don't know nothin' about them. 142 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,133 They just, you know-- 143 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:36,498 You don't know nothin' about them! 144 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:39,963 Meanwhile, I see the plunger man on the front page of the paper, 145 00:06:40,042 --> 00:06:42,172 every day! 146 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,130 I don't care how much money he gettin', it ain't worth it. 147 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:46,830 It ain't worth it. 148 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:49,132 I don't care. 149 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,748 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 150 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:53,173 It is not worth it. 151 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,630 You know, so, like 20 years from now, 152 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,998 you're walking down the street, like, hey, Plungie! 153 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:02,673 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 154 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:06,577 This just came out today in USA Today. 155 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:09,037 Montclair, New Jersey has been-- 156 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,165 -(MAN APPLAUDING) -Oh, you're from Montclair. 157 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,170 Montclair, New Jersey has been named the best place 158 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:17,252 in the whole United States for interracial couples. 159 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,503 The best city in the whole United States. 160 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,213 Now, you know what the worst city was? 161 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:24,043 Every other city in America. 162 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,415 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 163 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:30,132 And, uh, anybody see the Forbes list this week? 164 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,748 The Forbes list, the richest entertainers, 165 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:35,583 they had The Beatles finished number five. 166 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:37,997 The Beatles finished number five! 167 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,713 And they haven't worked together in 30 years. 168 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:44,292 Thirty years. Meanwhile, Hammer put out an album last year... 169 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:47,330 and the brother called me collect. 170 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:50,327 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 171 00:07:52,042 --> 00:07:54,002 He did, he did. 172 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:56,002 1-800-collect. 173 00:07:57,792 --> 00:07:59,082 Now, we've got a great show tonight. 174 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:01,577 We've got a dope show, this is the first show. 175 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:03,877 We've got Arsenio Hall in the house. 176 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:07,168 (AUDIENCE HOOTING) 177 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:10,577 We got the man. 178 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:13,537 We've got P Diddy, Puff Daddy. 179 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:17,165 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 180 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:20,830 Dope and dope and you cannot front on Mase. 181 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,747 You got to give it up for Mase too. 182 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:25,213 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 183 00:08:25,292 --> 00:08:27,502 That's right. And I want you right now to give it up 184 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:29,503 for Grandmaster Flash! 185 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:31,713 (SCRATCHING RECORDS) 186 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:33,292 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 187 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:35,423 Yes. 188 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,880 (RECORDS SPINNING) 189 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:40,495 Now, as a tribute to Princess Di, 190 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:43,793 Elton John sang a remake of his song "Candle In The Wind." 191 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:46,785 We here at the Chris Rock show would like to remember 192 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:48,995 another world leader who passed away this week. 193 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:52,503 The exiled dictator of Zaire, Mobutu. 194 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,207 (SAD MUSIC PLAYING) 195 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:10,083 ♪ Early one Monday morning ♪ 196 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:16,208 ♪ Dead men were on the table ♪ 197 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,998 ♪ Mobutu poured Gas on the floor ♪ 198 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:25,833 ♪ We ran for the door ♪ 199 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:29,377 ♪ And then he burned down The store ♪ 200 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:33,960 ♪ Then he took all our money ♪ 201 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:35,582 I'm broke as a motherfucker. 202 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:40,665 ♪ Then he raped all our honeys ♪ 203 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:46,003 ♪ Thirty-two years of crime ♪ 204 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:49,418 ♪ He took every dime ♪ 205 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,130 ♪ But boy Did his hats look fine ♪ 206 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,708 -♪ Everybody ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 207 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:55,132 -♪ Mobutu ♪ -♪ Mobutu ♪ 208 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,628 ♪ C'mon! ♪ 209 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:58,998 -♪ Don't you know we love you? ♪ -♪ Don't you know we love you? ♪ 210 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,583 -♪ Mobutu ♪ -♪ Mobutu ♪ 211 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,077 -♪ What? C'mon! ♪ -♪ What? C'mon! ♪ 212 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,577 -♪ We are all scared of you ♪ -♪ We are all scared of you ♪ 213 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:06,207 -♪ Mobutu ♪ -♪ Mobutu ♪ 214 00:10:06,292 --> 00:10:09,792 -♪ You crazy motherfucker! ♪ -♪ Living in exile ♪ 215 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,625 ♪ Sometimes it seems so funny ♪ 216 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:16,128 ♪ Money can't turn Your life around ♪ 217 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,578 -♪ Mobutu ♪ -♪ Mobutu ♪ 218 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,167 ♪ You killed my brother! ♪ 219 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,290 ♪ Don't you know We love you? ♪ 220 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,075 -♪ Mobutu ♪ -♪ Mobutu ♪ 221 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:24,577 ♪ You shot my mother! ♪ 222 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,747 ♪ We were all scared of you ♪ 223 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,543 ♪ Mobutu ♪ 224 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:29,995 ♪ Grandaddy! ♪ 225 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,133 ♪ Living in exile ♪ 226 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:34,668 ♪ Sometimes it seems so funny ♪ 227 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:40,830 ♪ No money can Turn your life around ♪ 228 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,827 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 229 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,003 Mobutu! 230 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:51,003 AUDIENCE: Mobutu! 231 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:52,747 Mobutu. 232 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,673 All right! 233 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,750 Our first guest tonight, 234 00:10:56,833 --> 00:11:00,003 revolutionized late night television talk show. 235 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:02,923 So it is a pleasure to introduce this man 'cause-- 236 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,790 I was on his show so it feels good to have him on my show. 237 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:11,325 I want you to give it up for Arsenio Hall! 238 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:14,127 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 239 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,918 (INAUDIBLE OVER CHEERING) 240 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,042 Yo! 241 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,705 (RECORD SCRATCHING) 242 00:11:34,792 --> 00:11:36,002 -New York! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 243 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:37,458 What's up? 244 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,077 Yes! 245 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,917 I don't get to the East Coast enough. 246 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,460 -You West side? -Yes. 247 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:44,712 You're a west side comedian. 248 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,542 -West side of the US. -That's right. 249 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:49,035 Does it bug you people still "woof, woof!" Like... 250 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,375 -everywhere you go. -Yes, sometimes. 251 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,998 Sometimes you wish that shit would stop, yes. 252 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,633 -Yeah, sometimes. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 253 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:55,708 You know, 'cause... 254 00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:57,172 'Cause you'll be with your mom in a mall-- 255 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,250 You're with a girl having sex and she'll go "whoo!" 256 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,003 Oh, shit. 257 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,713 I guess the dick ain't that good. 258 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,632 Now that I think about it, somebody should have done that 259 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:06,918 at some point in my life. 260 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,170 At some point of your life, 261 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,880 you figured it would've happened at least once. 262 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:10,828 I gotta start fuckin'-- 263 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,575 That's what I'm doing from now on. 264 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,827 From now on, I want you to bark, motherfucker. You know? 265 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:17,997 -Somebody. -Somebody. 266 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,383 I wanted a, "yes!" 267 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,420 Yes. Thank you. 268 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,080 I have a goal to fuck for now. 269 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:25,883 Good. 270 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,628 -Good for you. -Yes, yes! 271 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,168 Now, I've got to ask you this question 272 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,500 because you're the man to ask this question, 273 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,963 What show do you watch, Vibe or Keenen, c'mon? 274 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,883 That's the big question everywhere. 275 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,628 -AUDIENCE: Keenen, Keenen! -Vibe. Keenan. 276 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,828 The people. The people. 277 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,167 It seems like people for the most part 278 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,170 are responding to Keenen more than Vibe. 279 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:52,882 What's interesting, Quincy can get great guests for Vibe 280 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:54,668 -'cause everybody loves Quincy. -Yeah, I'm like-- 281 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,040 And Keenen can have a cow lick somebody's face 282 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,165 and beat him in the numbers, you know? 283 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,080 And it's like-- And Keenen's doing different stuff. 284 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,287 ROCK: Right, right. 285 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,075 Like, he's throwing a lot of stuff up against the wall, 286 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:07,537 variety, talk, he has talent shows. 287 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,075 They play games and shit. 288 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:12,667 And Vibe is pretty much doing the shit I did five years ago. 289 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,170 -MAN: Yeah. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING) 290 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,960 I mean-- No, I'm just kidding. It's real new-looking. 291 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,665 I mean, why don't they just introduce 292 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,580 this motherfucker as Arsenio? You know? 293 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,167 -I'll be damned. -Damn. 294 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,460 That means that-- 295 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,632 That's-- You're being big to say that, 296 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,828 because Keenen used to do that crazy impression of you 297 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,167 with the ass this big. 298 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,380 -Yeah. -And... 299 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:37,998 Motherfucker be like this. 300 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,998 Oh, yes. Yeah. 301 00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:45,003 So, if you like the Keenen show, that shit must be real good. 302 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,207 -Yeah. -For you to like it. 303 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:49,082 I just try to be honest about it. 304 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,287 You know-- Keenen is-- 305 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,955 -Y'all all friends? -Yeah we-- See 'cause-- 306 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:55,422 We used to be way back. We was all tight, 307 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,080 and brothers fall out. 308 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,577 And Keenen is one of kind of those motherfuckers, 309 00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,577 if he fall out with you, he may shoot a relative. 310 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,207 Or, you know-- 311 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:05,172 Keenen be looking for your mama and shit. 312 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,880 That motherfucker get dirty when he get mad. 313 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,078 But it's cool now. We cool now. 314 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,417 'Cause he know we used to be all boys. 315 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,500 We'd do pranks on each other. 316 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,753 One time, as a matter of fact, when we were here-- 317 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,213 -All of New York, right? -Y'all all hang out, 318 00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:17,502 at the same-- I'm a little bit younger than you, 319 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:22,043 like you, Keenen, Robert, y'all all-- 320 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,165 We would hang out, but we wouldn't let Robert come. 321 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,460 No, we-- 322 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,165 ROCK: Why? 323 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,670 Yeah, we would let-- we would all hang out. 324 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,540 And do pranks on each other. 325 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:37,075 One time Keenen sat all night ordering shit off of TV 326 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,457 like bamboo steamer and... you know? 327 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,172 Motherfucker playing the pan flute. 328 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,920 Ordered all that shit and sent it to my house COD. 329 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,130 That's a true story. 330 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,133 And... 331 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,458 That's a true story! 332 00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:50,542 Oh, he-- 333 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,125 But it-- It was the good old days. 334 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,078 When we was in New York when Eddie was doing his raw tour, 335 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:57,537 Gave out my home phone number. 336 00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:58,705 CHRIS ROCK: That's a long time ago. 337 00:14:58,792 --> 00:14:59,882 -Yes. -Wow! 338 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,038 What year was that? 339 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,325 That was leather suit year. 340 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,037 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 341 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,205 That's... 342 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,748 Purple and black. 343 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,633 When you was cool wearing a leather suit, 344 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,128 -that was a long time ago. -That was back then. 345 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,998 But he gave out my home number from the stage. 346 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,833 He told them take out pencils and lipstick, 347 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,787 whatever y'all-- Write this number down. 348 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,455 Motherfuckers calling me for three days. 349 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,212 And I didn't know what was going on the phone though. 350 00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:26,002 The machine would be full all the time. 351 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,083 It's him, it's him. 352 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:30,917 Yeah, I was like, I'm really popular somewhere. 353 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,210 Finally, a lady explained to me, 354 00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:34,212 Eddie Murphy gave your number out on stage. 355 00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:37,212 -I had to change my shit. -ROCK: Oh, man! 356 00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:39,002 Yeah. I'll get him. 357 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,633 Now, they got all these shows-- You know, it's wild-- 358 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,458 You know what? I like both shows. 359 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,332 I hope they last because there's a lot of black talent 360 00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:46,577 that needs a spot. 361 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:47,707 And everybody-- 362 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:49,462 -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -You know what I am saying? 363 00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:50,752 And everybody-- 364 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:54,132 It's like, Oprah has to be a big number 365 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,748 so she can't talk to Drew Hill, you know? 366 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,253 And Leno can't put some people on 'cause he need big-- 367 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,253 But you know, we've got all these shows, 368 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,713 I hope they both survive to be honest with you. 369 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:06,632 And you know, brothers want to see Jada more often. 370 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:07,708 -You know? -Right? 371 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,040 See? 372 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,325 You don't want to have to wait until Will brings her on Oprah. 373 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,327 You want to see her as often as possible. 374 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,327 -You're right. We've a lot of-- -We've got a lot of talent. 375 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:16,707 I'm sorry, you were gonna ask me. 376 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,082 I'm asking the audience, 377 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,537 are you liking this interview right now? 378 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,915 AUDIENCE: (CHEERING) Yes! 379 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,170 Wow! I just got-- Somebody back there told me, right now 380 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,460 you're getting ready to see the Puff Daddy remix 381 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:30,752 of the interview. Can we see that right now? 382 00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:32,832 ('I'M COMING OUT" BY DIANA ROSS PLAYING) 383 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:35,997 So, Arsenio, how did you get into comedy? 384 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,383 I started doing stand-up, actually I'm from Cleveland, 385 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,828 but I went to Chicago and started in 1979. 386 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,077 Then I moved on to LA. 387 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:46,037 And you know I started like most comics on a dare. 388 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,495 The bad boy remix interview, nigga. 389 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,495 Arsenio, you had a big impact on TV. 390 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,075 What shows do you watch? 391 00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,208 ♪ Moesha in the house ♪ 392 00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,292 ♪ X-files in the house ♪ 393 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,875 ♪ In the house, in the house ♪ 394 00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,918 ♪ Turn it out without a doubt ♪ 395 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,710 ♪ I'm comin' ♪ 396 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:13,422 ♪ I'm comin' out ♪ 397 00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:16,042 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 398 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:17,955 ♪ I'm comin'' ♪ 399 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,212 That's the one thing-- 400 00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:22,542 I gotta say one thing-- can I just say, 401 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,075 It's also a pleasure to be here because Puffy's on. 402 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:27,037 Music is honest now and I appre-- 403 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,790 Puffy, R Kelly, Big, 404 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,375 I'm fucking you tonight. 405 00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:35,957 Remember when Lionel Richie, 406 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:37,292 he'd pretend he didn't want the pussy, 407 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,745 and he was writin' poetry, "Once, twice, three times," 408 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,383 you know? On the Wings of Love. 409 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,498 Now, music, "I'm fucking you tonight." 410 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:48,377 "I'm fucking you." 411 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,038 -Music is changed. -Wow. 412 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,125 Johnny Mathis never said, "I'm fucking you tonight." 413 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:54,753 Not to a woman. 414 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:57,752 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 415 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,245 -Ah! -All right... 416 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,035 Thank you! 417 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:13,713 (AUDIENCE HOOTING) 418 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,082 Chris Rock! 419 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,667 It has been 30 years since the civil rights struggle 420 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,920 in this country, 421 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,830 and some people think that Blacks 422 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:28,247 no longer have the right to complain. 423 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,213 But there are still others who believe 424 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,632 we have a long way to go. 425 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:36,038 One of those people is my next guest, Professor Thad Taylor. 426 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,785 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING) 427 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,003 Ah, welcome, Professor. 428 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,883 Thank you, Chris. I can tell you right now, people, 429 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,788 it is a good feeling to be in a place 430 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,125 where a Black man is welcome. 431 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:55,538 Yes. 432 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:56,955 Great! 433 00:18:58,292 --> 00:19:01,502 Now, Professor, Professor, Professor, I actually-- 434 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,333 Do you think things are really that bad for the Black men 435 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,037 in America today? 436 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,035 Chris, I have found that it is worse than it is 437 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,035 thirty years ago. 438 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,125 Worse than 30 years ago? 439 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,208 I mean, you don't have to get at the back of the bus, 440 00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:15,132 there's no White-only lunch counters 441 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:17,168 or water fountains, it's a little better, right? 442 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Now, Chris, I mean, to tell you the truth, 443 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,173 there are still several places right here in New York City 444 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,250 where a Black man cannot get served 445 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,883 simply because he's Black. 446 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:26,958 Now, I have done a lot of research in this area 447 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,792 and I've even documented some of this footage 448 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,125 on a hidden camera. I brought some. 449 00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,288 I wanna show you what I'm talking about. 450 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,745 Okay. Sure, let's take a look. 451 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,213 THAD TAYLOR: Let's take a look, okay. 452 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,542 Now, this first piece of footage is me 453 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,075 trying to enter a regular restaurant 454 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,417 right here in Midtown Manhattan. 455 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,040 And I want you to pay close attention 456 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,875 to how quickly they let me know 457 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,668 that they don't serve my kind. 458 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,080 -Watch this. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 459 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,667 Here I am walking to the restaurant. 460 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:49,377 Okay? 461 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,632 Now, watch this, Chris. 462 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,128 Look, here I'm being escorted out by the establishment. 463 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,375 Thrown. 464 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,078 I didn't eat nothin'. I didn't even order no food. 465 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,077 Kicked me out. So, you see, Chris, 466 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,457 I didn't last one minute in that restaurant. 467 00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,582 -Uh, Professor! -I got more footage. 468 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,327 Watch this, Chris. 469 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,287 -Okay. Watch it. -All right, here we go. 470 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,125 Here I am hailing a cab, see? 471 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:15,667 Trying to get a cab, as you see, 472 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,380 none of the cabs are stopping for me 473 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,378 because I'm a black man. See? 474 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,038 They started to stop, he wanted to hit me. 475 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:24,205 ROCK: I can see you're a black man, you're black all over. 476 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:26,172 THAD: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, look, look. All right. 477 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,170 -One guy stops. I get in. -ROCK: Okay. 478 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,960 THAD: I say I like to go uptown, watch what happens. 479 00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:31,542 ROCK: What happens? 480 00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:35,287 THAD: Typical, Chris, typical. 481 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,125 He threw me out the cab! 482 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,378 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 483 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,708 This is wrong, Chris, this is wrong. 484 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,212 So now you see, this is a White man's world. 485 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,462 That's clear right there. 486 00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:48,002 No, Professor, this is a sane man's world. 487 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,833 I don't think that people are treating you bad 488 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:50,997 because you're Black. 489 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,583 They're treating you because you're buck-assed naked. 490 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,747 Chris, Chris, please, that is not true. 491 00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,673 Look at these guys over here, huh? 492 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,330 Look at those guys. They haven't been discriminated. 493 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:01,207 Look at them. 494 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:02,957 Nobody's bothering them. 495 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,877 Thank you, Professor. 496 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,288 -Thank you. -Thank you very much. 497 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,625 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 498 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,998 Here to perform "Been Around The World" 499 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:15,503 please welcome Mase and the CEO of Bad Boy Entertainment, 500 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,133 Puff Daddy! 501 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,078 (MUSIC PLAYING) 502 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,787 (WOMAN VOCALIZING) 503 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,745 I've been all around the world. 504 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,463 You know, I've met a lot of people. 505 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,038 I've done a lot of things. 506 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:29,995 (MAN VOCALIZING) 507 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,133 But I continue to ask myself one question. 508 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,998 Why do they keep on playa hatin' us? 509 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,455 We just want to make you dance. 510 00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,625 Can I make you dance? 511 00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:43,038 Can I make you dance? Come on. Get up off the seats. 512 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,075 Come on, put your hands in the air. 513 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:46,247 -Pull 'em up, come on! -Everybody 514 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,213 -put your hands in the air. -Pull 'em up, come on! 515 00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:49,712 Over there put your hands in the air. 516 00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,042 -Pull 'em up, come on! -Get up and put 517 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,125 -your hands in the air. -Pull 'em up, come on! 518 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,168 -Come on and say yeah. -Yeah! 519 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,210 -Say yeah. -Yeah! 520 00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,582 -Say yeah, yeah, yeah! -Yeah, yeah, yeah! 521 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,417 Now scream. 522 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,785 ♪ Now trick what? Lace who? ♪ 523 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:05,995 ♪ That ain't what Mase do ♪ 524 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,133 ♪ Got a lot of girls that Would love to replace you ♪ 525 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,418 ♪ Tell it to your face, boo, Not behind your back ♪ 526 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,790 ♪ Niggas talk shit We never mind that ♪ 527 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,995 ♪ Funny, never find that Puff a dime stack ♪ 528 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,633 ♪ Write hot stuff and make People say rewind that ♪ 529 00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:19,918 ♪ People know we go Against the Harlem gigolo ♪ 530 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,080 ♪ Getcha ho lick her low ♪ 531 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,627 ♪ Make your girl Trick your dough ♪ 532 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,038 ♪ I represent honeys with money Fly guys with gems ♪ 533 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,325 ♪ Drive with the tints That be 35 percent ♪ 534 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:29,707 ♪ Hoes hope I lay So I look both ways ♪ 535 00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,542 ♪ Cop says, okay My tint smoke gray no way ♪ 536 00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,705 ♪ People leave without Handin' me my shit ♪ 537 00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,962 ♪ Got plans to get my land And my six ♪ 538 00:22:37,042 --> 00:22:39,082 ♪ Niggas outta town Understand this shit ♪ 539 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:41,327 ♪ Pop champagne like I won A championship ♪ 540 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:44,127 ♪ Been around the world And Yah, Yah, Yah ♪ 541 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:47,078 ♪ And we been playa' hated Say what? ♪ 542 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,377 ♪ I don't know And I don't know why ♪ 543 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:51,878 ♪ Why they want us faded ♪ 544 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:53,788 ♪ I don't know why They hate us ♪ 545 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,625 ♪ Yo, Puff, is it our ladies? ♪ 546 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,082 ♪ Or I drive Mercedes? ♪ 547 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,500 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 548 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,503 ♪ I was in one bedroom Dreamin' of a million ♪ 549 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,923 ♪ Now I'm in beach houses Cream to the ceiling ♪ 550 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,250 ♪ I was a gentleman Livin' in tenements ♪ 551 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,883 ♪ Now I'm swimmin' in All the women that be tens ♪ 552 00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:13,168 ♪ Went from bad boys To the crushed linen men ♪ 553 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,500 ♪ Now my dividends be The new Benjamins ♪ 554 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,963 ♪ Girls of all complexions I like cinnamon ♪ 555 00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:20,332 ♪ Mase, you got some girls Well, playboy, send 'em in ♪ 556 00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:22,577 ♪ What you waitin' for? Let the freak show begin ♪ 557 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,127 ♪ How they came, in a truck? ♪ 558 00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,538 ♪ Nah, Puff that's a Benz ♪ 559 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,205 ♪ Mercedes come here, baby ♪ 560 00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:28,962 ♪ You don't like the way It's hot and hazy ♪ 561 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:30,922 ♪ Never shady You must be crazy ♪ 562 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,710 ♪ It's ridiculous how You put your lips on this ♪ 563 00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:35,082 ♪ Don't kiss right there Girlfriend, I'm ticklish ♪ 564 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,997 ♪ And I be switchin' fees With a wrist full of gs ♪ 565 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,673 ♪ Nigga, please I'm the Macaroni with the cheese ♪ 566 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:42,250 ♪ Been around the world And Yah, Yah, Yah ♪ 567 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,883 -♪ Put your hands in the air ♪ -♪ And we been playa' hated ♪ 568 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:47,208 ♪ I don't know And I don't know why ♪ 569 00:23:47,042 --> 00:23:49,462 -♪ Let me hear you say yeah ♪ -♪ Why they want us faded ♪ 570 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:51,422 ♪ I don't know why They hate us ♪ 571 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,540 ♪ Everybody say yeah ♪ 572 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:53,915 ♪ Is it our ladies? ♪ 573 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:56,248 ♪ Or I drive Mercedes? ♪ 574 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:59,713 ♪ C'mon, c'mon, baby baby ♪ 575 00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:01,292 ♪ Rule the world Even though I'm young ♪ 576 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,825 ♪ I make it my biz to see That all ladies come ♪ 577 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:06,207 ♪ Get 'em all strung From the tip of my tongue ♪ 578 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:08,712 ♪ Lick 'em places Niggas Wouldn't dare put they faces ♪ 579 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:11,082 ♪ Before I die hope I remake a flow by ♪ 580 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:13,207 ♪ In the brand-new treasure On a old try ♪ 581 00:24:13,292 --> 00:24:15,712 ♪ Now when my third dry Even when the smoke lie ♪ 582 00:24:15,792 --> 00:24:18,292 ♪ Eat the Mami Chochi And drive a low-ride ♪ 583 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,245 ♪ We never ride far Packed five in a car ♪ 584 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,043 ♪ Save money for the drinks I'm about to buy the bar ♪ 585 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,125 ♪ And everywhere I drive I'm a star ♪ 586 00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:26,578 ♪ Little kids all On the corner ♪ 587 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,167 ♪ Scream that's my car ♪ 588 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,580 ♪ It was days couldn't be fly Now I'm in a TI ♪ 589 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:32,827 ♪ Come in clubs with BI Now a Nigga VI ♪ 590 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:35,167 ♪ Rock tons of gold 'Nuff money I fold ♪ 591 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,290 ♪ Roll the way you wanna roll ♪ 592 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,785 ♪ Break a hundred out the toe ♪ 593 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,575 ♪ Been around the world And Yah, Yah, Yah ♪ 594 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,537 ♪ And we been playa' hated ♪ 595 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:45,075 Now scream 596 00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:47,457 Bad boy Harlem world. 597 00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:49,042 Say yeah. 598 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,790 Say yeah. 599 00:24:51,417 --> 00:24:53,787 Say yeah, yeah, yeah. 600 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,075 Say yeah, yeah, yeah. 601 00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,535 Hands from side to side. 602 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Bad boy street team. 603 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,923 -Come on. -Harlem world. 604 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,670 -Come on! -Movies sales bad boy. 605 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:09,040 -Say BIG. -BIG. 606 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:11,415 -Say RIP. -RIP. 607 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,540 -Say BIG. -BIG. 608 00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:18,625 -RIP. -RIP. 609 00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:24,132 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -Yeah, yeah, yeah! 610 00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,748 Bad boy, Harlem world, street team. 611 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,043 'Cause you need it now. 612 00:25:29,917 --> 00:25:32,127 Yo, thank you. Goodnight. 613 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:36,668 Give it up for Arsenio, Puff Daddy, Mase! 614 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:39,040 Yo, Flash, take us out. 615 00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,415 ♪ (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 616 00:25:40,465 --> 00:25:45,015 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48334

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