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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,351 --> 00:00:16,351 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:20,678 --> 00:00:22,896 What's up, guys? My name is Teddy. 3 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,506 And I'm Claire. 4 00:00:24,508 --> 00:00:27,466 And welcome to another episode of "Superhost." 5 00:00:27,468 --> 00:00:29,294 Don't forget to smash that "like" button 6 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,948 - and click that little bell... - So you never miss an episode. 7 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:33,863 And this week, we are staying at a gorgeous house 8 00:00:33,865 --> 00:00:35,343 up in the mountains. 9 00:00:35,345 --> 00:00:36,953 We have been trying to get it for months, 10 00:00:36,955 --> 00:00:38,694 and it has been booked solid! 11 00:00:38,696 --> 00:00:40,783 This superhost, username BettyLou52, 12 00:00:40,785 --> 00:00:43,264 - has a nearly spotless record. - Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:43,266 --> 00:00:45,136 Endless reviews saying how staying here 14 00:00:45,138 --> 00:00:46,572 has been "breathtaking." 15 00:00:46,574 --> 00:00:48,182 "Breathtaking. "Absolutely marvelous." 16 00:00:48,184 --> 00:00:50,489 One user even described it as "life-changing." 17 00:00:50,491 --> 00:00:52,143 "Life-changing." 18 00:00:52,145 --> 00:00:54,188 Are you ready to change your life? 19 00:00:54,190 --> 00:00:56,147 But if you missed our last series, 20 00:00:56,149 --> 00:00:58,236 - you should click right here. - They finally had an opening, 21 00:00:58,238 --> 00:01:00,977 - so I am really excited. - Me too! 22 00:01:00,979 --> 00:01:02,979 It is gonna be such a memorable stay, 23 00:01:02,981 --> 00:01:04,764 and we are checking in... 24 00:01:04,766 --> 00:01:06,246 Right now. 25 00:01:09,162 --> 00:01:10,639 Okay. Cut. 26 00:01:10,641 --> 00:01:13,903 - Ah. I think that worked. - Yeah, it was fine. 27 00:01:13,905 --> 00:01:16,079 We can just throw in some reactions over the boring parts. 28 00:01:16,081 --> 00:01:17,951 Yeah. 29 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,692 Hey, can you order a hard drive to the house? 30 00:01:19,694 --> 00:01:21,041 Yeah, I can. 31 00:01:21,043 --> 00:01:22,434 I think I'm gonna shower before we go. 32 00:01:22,436 --> 00:01:24,262 - Sounds good. - Hey. 33 00:01:24,264 --> 00:01:27,003 - You want to join me? - Really? 34 00:01:27,005 --> 00:01:29,225 Nah. 35 00:01:35,405 --> 00:01:37,190 Hey, babe! 36 00:01:43,457 --> 00:01:45,065 What's up, guys? 37 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:47,809 Okay. This week's episode is gonna be a special one. 38 00:01:50,246 --> 00:01:52,681 Finally gonna pop the question. 39 00:01:52,683 --> 00:01:55,206 She has no idea, but this week's episode 40 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:57,164 is gonna be one she won't ever forget. 41 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:59,035 I'm gonna do my best to keep you all in the loop 42 00:01:59,037 --> 00:02:00,515 this entire time. 43 00:02:00,517 --> 00:02:03,736 I'm so nervous. 44 00:02:03,738 --> 00:02:06,521 Don't forget to like and subscribe. 45 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:14,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 46 00:03:07,802 --> 00:03:10,106 So quiet here. 47 00:03:10,108 --> 00:03:12,021 Okay. First impressions. 48 00:03:12,023 --> 00:03:15,155 Babe, give me a heads-up. Still got road hair. 49 00:03:15,157 --> 00:03:17,462 Come on. Think fast. First impressions. 50 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,986 Okay. Wah! 51 00:03:19,988 --> 00:03:22,075 Come on, DiCaprio. 52 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:25,905 Okay. Uh, my first impressions of this place is just the... 53 00:03:25,907 --> 00:03:28,603 Okay. Cut the shit. 54 00:03:28,605 --> 00:03:29,909 What? 55 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:32,303 That felt fake. Do it over. 56 00:03:32,305 --> 00:03:33,915 Okay. Fine. 57 00:03:35,612 --> 00:03:38,874 Okay. 58 00:03:38,876 --> 00:03:41,268 Do you want to start off with the shot of the house? 59 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:44,315 Mm-hmm. Got it. 60 00:03:44,317 --> 00:03:46,012 What are you doing? 61 00:03:46,014 --> 00:03:48,754 Holy crap! This is insane! 62 00:03:48,756 --> 00:03:54,063 Oh, my G-o-o-o-od! 63 00:03:54,065 --> 00:03:55,717 You're the worst. 64 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:57,328 And scene. 65 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:04,813 This is why we're losing subscribers. 66 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:06,424 Ouch. 67 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,958 Got a pretty good feeling about this video. 68 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,526 Mm-hmm. 69 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:23,310 Could be on a hot streak again soon. 70 00:04:23,312 --> 00:04:25,704 Whew. Let's hope so. 71 00:04:25,706 --> 00:04:27,445 Place looks so nice. 72 00:04:27,447 --> 00:04:29,751 All right. 73 00:04:29,753 --> 00:04:31,579 2-3-4-2. 74 00:04:35,672 --> 00:04:37,585 ...4-2. 75 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:39,195 Shit. 76 00:04:39,197 --> 00:04:40,588 - Not working? - No. 77 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:43,591 Here. 78 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:45,811 "First arrive..." Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah. 79 00:04:45,813 --> 00:04:49,597 Front-door code... 2-3-4-2. 80 00:04:49,599 --> 00:04:52,165 - Yeah, I tried that. - Well, shit. 81 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,472 - That's what I said. - Do you have the host's number? 82 00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:56,474 - Can you call them? - Yeah, it's in our messages, 83 00:04:56,476 --> 00:04:58,432 but it's not loading. 84 00:04:58,434 --> 00:05:00,173 - No. Look. It's right here. - Oh. 85 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,349 Let me get a better signal. 86 00:05:24,982 --> 00:05:27,548 It's ringing! 87 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,899 It's ringing. 88 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:41,434 It's not ringing anymore! 89 00:05:46,134 --> 00:05:50,441 - Here we go. Second impressions. - Second impressions. Yeah. 90 00:05:50,443 --> 00:05:54,357 Well, the outside is terrific, 91 00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:57,143 but we got the wrong door code, so I don't know if we'll ever 92 00:05:57,145 --> 00:05:59,885 see the inside. 93 00:05:59,887 --> 00:06:03,105 Good energy, but just give me something we can use. 94 00:06:03,107 --> 00:06:05,891 Yeah. Uh... 95 00:06:05,893 --> 00:06:08,720 Okay. Got something. 96 00:06:08,722 --> 00:06:11,028 My second impressions. 97 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:15,204 What? 98 00:06:15,206 --> 00:06:16,858 Teddy, what? 99 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:19,297 Hi, there! 100 00:06:21,822 --> 00:06:23,212 Thanks for the warning. 101 00:06:23,214 --> 00:06:25,432 You must be BettyLou52. 102 00:06:25,434 --> 00:06:27,303 It's actually Rebecca. 103 00:06:27,305 --> 00:06:29,871 Oh, so you're neither Betty nor Lou. 104 00:06:29,873 --> 00:06:32,439 - I'm Claire. - Yeah! 105 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:34,528 I never know what to use on those sites, you know? 106 00:06:34,530 --> 00:06:36,356 Do I use my real name and invite strangers 107 00:06:36,358 --> 00:06:39,230 to know too much about me or do I use something random? 108 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:44,407 - Uh, we tried calling. - Oh, no. I'm sorry. 109 00:06:44,409 --> 00:06:47,628 The service out here is spotty. 110 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:49,804 I got a notification on the camera, 111 00:06:49,806 --> 00:06:51,895 saw you guys sitting out here. 112 00:06:55,029 --> 00:06:57,333 Yeah, well, the door code didn't work, so... 113 00:06:57,335 --> 00:06:59,510 Oh, pbht! I totally forgot! 114 00:06:59,512 --> 00:07:01,686 I had to change it after the last guests 115 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,688 tried to stay longer than they were supposed to. 116 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,299 Right. I mean, who can blame them? 117 00:07:09,522 --> 00:07:11,652 Ahh! 118 00:07:11,654 --> 00:07:15,264 Anyway, I can let you guys in, give you a new code. 119 00:07:15,266 --> 00:07:17,530 - Yeah. Thanks. - Sure. 120 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:23,318 Oh. Thank you. 121 00:07:35,504 --> 00:07:39,114 I'm sorry again about the code. 122 00:07:39,116 --> 00:07:42,814 I don't normally have to change it after people. 123 00:07:42,816 --> 00:07:44,642 Thanks for understanding. 124 00:07:44,644 --> 00:07:46,687 Those last guests, let me tell you. 125 00:07:46,689 --> 00:07:49,734 New code is 8-5-8-7. 126 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:51,607 8-5-8-7. 127 00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:54,915 Thanks. 128 00:08:14,282 --> 00:08:15,716 Wow. 129 00:08:15,718 --> 00:08:17,457 Ditto. 130 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:19,851 The alarm code is the same as the front door. 131 00:08:19,853 --> 00:08:22,331 - Do you need me to write it down? - 8-5-8-7. Got it. 132 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,377 - Restroom? - Down there to the right. 133 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:29,121 Oh, my God. We are here. And it is gorgeous. 134 00:08:29,123 --> 00:08:31,166 Say hello to the superhost. 135 00:08:31,168 --> 00:08:32,735 No! 136 00:08:34,737 --> 00:08:36,824 Um... 137 00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:41,220 I-I had messaged you when we booked about what we do. 138 00:08:41,222 --> 00:08:43,135 We do that travel vlog called "Superhost" 139 00:08:43,137 --> 00:08:45,441 where we stay at and review vacation rentals. 140 00:08:45,443 --> 00:08:48,488 Ohh! Pbht! Of course! 141 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:50,708 Sorry. It's been such a busy season. 142 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:52,318 I thought you were next week. 143 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,712 I-If you don't mind, of course. 144 00:08:54,714 --> 00:08:56,888 We've never had any problems with it before, so... 145 00:08:56,890 --> 00:09:00,892 No. No, it's fine. It's fine. Yeah. 146 00:09:00,894 --> 00:09:03,982 And you're still okay with being on camera for it? 147 00:09:03,984 --> 00:09:05,505 Yeah! 148 00:09:05,507 --> 00:09:07,942 For sure. Whatever you need. 149 00:09:07,944 --> 00:09:12,294 I just want to make sure this trip is unforgettable. 150 00:09:12,296 --> 00:09:16,385 Hey, so, the, uh, toilet over there isn't flushing. 151 00:09:16,387 --> 00:09:19,475 Oh. That's weird. 152 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:22,087 Um, I am really sorry. 153 00:09:22,089 --> 00:09:24,306 I can come back later with some tools. 154 00:09:24,308 --> 00:09:27,309 - I don't have anything on me. - Oh. Yeah. That's totally fine. 155 00:09:27,311 --> 00:09:29,529 I'm just glad it was just a number one. 156 00:09:35,102 --> 00:09:38,233 Hmm. Well, I don't want to get in the way of your trip. 157 00:09:38,235 --> 00:09:42,194 Wouldn't want to get a bad review! 158 00:09:42,196 --> 00:09:45,110 I'll come back tomorrow to fix the toilet. 159 00:09:45,112 --> 00:09:48,461 If there is anything you need before then, 160 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,245 shoot me a text. 161 00:09:50,247 --> 00:09:52,423 Will do. 162 00:09:59,779 --> 00:10:02,433 She sure is something. 163 00:10:06,263 --> 00:10:08,307 What's up, guys?! We finally settled in, 164 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:11,223 and we want to give you a quick tour around this place. 165 00:10:11,225 --> 00:10:12,833 This room is beautiful. 166 00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:15,053 It was featured the most on the site for good reason. 167 00:10:15,055 --> 00:10:17,533 Look how big these windows are! 168 00:10:19,015 --> 00:10:20,754 And welcome to the very rustic kitchen. 169 00:10:20,756 --> 00:10:24,105 - Check out this little number. - An authentic cabin stove! 170 00:10:24,107 --> 00:10:26,064 Looks a bit like a "Hansel and Gretel" situation. 171 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:27,718 Like, maybe you could fit in there, Teddy. 172 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,589 I would cook me in here. 173 00:10:29,591 --> 00:10:31,547 - Oh, it's very filthy, though. - Yes, it is. 174 00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:33,593 And here we have the master bedroom. 175 00:10:33,595 --> 00:10:36,509 With exactly zero window covering! 176 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,772 Seems like we'll be getting up very early in the morning, 177 00:10:38,774 --> 00:10:40,774 which I love, as you guys know. 178 00:10:40,776 --> 00:10:42,645 Ooh. How is it? 179 00:10:42,647 --> 00:10:44,343 - Very soft. - Great. 180 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:47,694 And what vacation rental would be complete without... 181 00:10:47,696 --> 00:10:49,261 - one of these? - Ooh! 182 00:10:49,263 --> 00:10:51,089 - I gotta see it. - No, Teddy. 183 00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:53,134 I have to! Tell my parents I love them! 184 00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:55,397 - No, Teddy! No! - Okay. 185 00:10:55,399 --> 00:10:56,659 It was close. 186 00:10:56,661 --> 00:10:58,533 So, one thing we noticed. 187 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:02,796 - Security cameras everywhere. - I mean, places like this 188 00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:04,798 usually have a security camera or two, 189 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,932 but it just seems a little bit overboard here. 190 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,456 Another one. 191 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,197 Another one there. 192 00:11:12,199 --> 00:11:14,112 And what do we have here, Teddy? 193 00:11:14,114 --> 00:11:16,114 We have my favorite room in the house. 194 00:11:16,116 --> 00:11:20,683 A cat room! With everything that you need as a cat! 195 00:11:20,685 --> 00:11:22,511 He's so strange. 196 00:11:22,513 --> 00:11:25,427 But I haven't seen a cat yet. Have you? 197 00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:29,780 Teddy. 198 00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:33,479 - What? - You like cats. 199 00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:36,221 Okay. Apart from that, what do you think? 200 00:11:36,223 --> 00:11:38,179 It feels slow. 201 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:41,966 - Really? W-Which part? - Every part. 202 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,448 Oh, come on. It's not that bad. 203 00:11:47,364 --> 00:11:48,886 Babe. 204 00:11:48,888 --> 00:11:51,758 Just lose the cat-room bit and upload it. 205 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:20,221 It's uploading. 206 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:23,442 And the Internet is very slow. 207 00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:25,315 Mm-hmm. 208 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:38,239 Hey, I know how hard you've been working on this channel. 209 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,504 But we're gonna have a great series here. 210 00:12:42,506 --> 00:12:45,986 - I know it. - Our numbers are dropping. 211 00:12:45,988 --> 00:12:49,555 What if we've peaked? And that's it? 212 00:12:49,557 --> 00:12:51,818 Then... 213 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:54,214 at least we've peaked together. 214 00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:03,047 Yeah. 215 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,309 You're so corny. 216 00:13:04,311 --> 00:13:06,267 I know. 217 00:15:08,652 --> 00:15:10,826 - Hey. - Jesus. 218 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:13,742 Babe. What are you doing, sneaking up on me like that? 219 00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:15,831 I called your name from the stairs. 220 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,443 What are you doing? 221 00:15:18,445 --> 00:15:21,837 I thought I saw something out there. 222 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,536 What? Where? 223 00:15:24,538 --> 00:15:27,495 Out there. 224 00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:29,847 It looked like they were staring back at me. 225 00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:36,852 Maybe you just saw an animal or something. 226 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:40,247 Teddy, it's 3:00 in the morning. Let's go back to bed. 227 00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:42,206 We have a lot to do tomorrow. 228 00:15:59,007 --> 00:16:01,834 What's up, guys? Day two of our trip here! 229 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,749 Claire is still sleeping. Let's go say hi. 230 00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:05,707 Good morning, sunshine. 231 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,448 No. Good night. 232 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,060 Aww. We've missed you. I've missed you. 233 00:16:10,062 --> 00:16:11,887 No, you haven't. 234 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,585 We had a bit of a late night, 235 00:16:13,587 --> 00:16:16,936 but we're ready for day-two adventures! 236 00:16:16,938 --> 00:16:18,938 So don't forget to smash that "like" button 237 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,853 and subscribe to our videos. Anything to add, Claire? 238 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,681 Why is it so bright in here?! 239 00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:27,862 - Too early, dude. - I know. 240 00:16:32,954 --> 00:16:34,736 Shit. 241 00:16:34,738 --> 00:16:36,869 - What? - Shit! 242 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,003 - What? - Check your phone. 243 00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:44,659 Wait. How did this happen? 244 00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:46,748 I bet it was "That Bitch in Draper." 245 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,316 I mean, it could have been a bot auto-flagging 246 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,926 or something. We... We can dispute it. 247 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:54,452 - It's not a mistake! - Does it say which video? 248 00:16:54,454 --> 00:16:57,542 The whole channel's down. 249 00:16:57,544 --> 00:16:59,500 Of course. No service. 250 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,033 Gotcha. 251 00:17:12,646 --> 00:17:14,428 Hello. You've reached 252 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,474 the Partnership Program support line. 253 00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:18,432 Please wait while we 254 00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:20,434 connect you to the next available agent. 255 00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:22,871 Hi! How ya doin'? 256 00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:25,570 Hey! Yeah, I-I'm good. 257 00:17:25,572 --> 00:17:28,355 Just here to fix the toilet. 258 00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:30,749 Oh. Oh, thanks. Thank you. 259 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,360 Is the place treating you well, like, outside of that? 260 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:36,929 I would really... hate to get a bad review. 261 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,714 Oh. Yeah, yeah. It's great. 262 00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:41,934 I'm actually just trying to make a call, 263 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,327 but Teddy's upstairs. 264 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,114 Perfect. I'll check it out. 265 00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:49,594 Okay. 266 00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,815 Hello. My name is Brad, and thanks for holding. 267 00:17:53,817 --> 00:17:57,167 Can I get your account number, please? 268 00:17:57,169 --> 00:17:59,038 What's up, guys? Teddy here. 269 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,258 It is day two, and I only have a couple of minutes, 270 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:05,523 but I wanted to quickly give you an update on the proposal. 271 00:18:05,525 --> 00:18:07,873 The current plan is, tomorrow morning, I'm gonna take her 272 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,267 to this super-pretty spot that one of our fans sent us... 273 00:18:10,269 --> 00:18:12,007 thank you so much... and do the deed. 274 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,618 And don't worry... I'm gonna film 275 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,402 the whole thing secretly the entire time 276 00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,143 so you can all enjoy. 277 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,625 All right. Gotta run. Ciao. 278 00:18:23,282 --> 00:18:26,110 - Hey, Teddy! - Oh. Hey. 279 00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:34,291 I really should have checked before I used it. 280 00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:36,031 It happens. 281 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,556 We get issues with the septic tank from time to time. 282 00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:41,169 Don't have the pressure you guys have. 283 00:18:52,702 --> 00:18:54,093 It's usually nothing. 284 00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:57,227 But sometimes things get stuck in here. 285 00:18:57,229 --> 00:18:59,098 It's this low season right now, 286 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,666 so sometimes these things don't get used 287 00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:03,494 to keep them working properly. 288 00:19:11,808 --> 00:19:13,808 Shit. 289 00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:16,376 I'm gonna have to get somebody out here. 290 00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:19,684 That's fine. We'll just use the other one. 291 00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:23,775 I really hope this doesn't affect your review. 292 00:19:23,777 --> 00:19:25,994 Oh, no. Believe me, this place is great. 293 00:19:25,996 --> 00:19:28,736 You have nothing to worry about. 294 00:19:28,738 --> 00:19:31,043 Hey. 295 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,784 How did it go? 296 00:19:32,786 --> 00:19:35,003 I spent all that time verifying the account information, 297 00:19:35,005 --> 00:19:38,529 and then, I dropped the call. 298 00:19:38,531 --> 00:19:41,532 I kind of like this place can't win right now. 299 00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:44,752 No, you have nothing to do with it. 300 00:19:44,754 --> 00:19:46,145 Are you sure? 301 00:20:01,815 --> 00:20:03,989 If there's anything I can do, please don't hesitate. 302 00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:06,252 And again, I am so sorry. 303 00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:07,601 Thank you. 304 00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:18,786 So... 305 00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:20,135 what you want to do now? 306 00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:36,284 What are we doing up here? 307 00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:41,679 We make these stupid videos that nobody's even watching anymore. 308 00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:44,943 - People are watching. - We're bleeding subscribers. 309 00:20:44,945 --> 00:20:47,728 What's the point? 310 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:51,819 I... like making these with you. 311 00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:54,474 Do you like asking your parents for help to pay rent? 312 00:20:54,476 --> 00:20:57,869 - They don't mind. - That's not the point. 313 00:20:57,871 --> 00:21:00,480 We used to be able to... 314 00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:01,962 pay our own bills. 315 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,486 We've gotten away from what worked for us. 316 00:21:06,488 --> 00:21:08,706 "The Bitch from Draper" was massive. 317 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:11,970 Yeah, but that was so clickbait-y. 318 00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:14,322 - No one likes that. - It got eyeballs. 319 00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:20,372 I guess. 320 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:29,076 We should get back. 321 00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:43,741 What? 322 00:21:43,743 --> 00:21:45,395 Teddy, what? 323 00:21:45,397 --> 00:21:46,876 Hi, there. 324 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,229 My second impression. 325 00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:56,318 What? 326 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,583 Teddy, what? 327 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:03,891 My second impression. 328 00:22:03,893 --> 00:22:06,067 What? 329 00:22:06,069 --> 00:22:07,765 Teddy, what? 330 00:22:10,683 --> 00:22:12,206 My second impression. 331 00:22:14,513 --> 00:22:15,992 Hey, I'm gonna head up. 332 00:22:16,993 --> 00:22:18,340 Okay. 333 00:22:18,342 --> 00:22:19,692 I'll be up in a minute. 334 00:22:22,085 --> 00:22:23,345 Okay. 335 00:22:30,006 --> 00:22:31,266 Teddy, what? 336 00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:07,085 Did you hear that? 337 00:23:07,087 --> 00:23:08,828 - What time is it? - Shh. 338 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,830 There's nothing. 339 00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:15,920 Just go back to sleep. 340 00:23:21,623 --> 00:23:24,406 Someone's inside the house. 341 00:23:24,408 --> 00:23:25,712 What do you mean someone's ins... 342 00:23:30,023 --> 00:23:31,936 What do we do? 343 00:23:31,938 --> 00:23:34,939 I don't know. 344 00:23:34,941 --> 00:23:36,508 What if it's Rebecca? 345 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,163 What if it's not? 346 00:23:42,470 --> 00:23:43,906 I'm calling the police. 347 00:23:46,518 --> 00:23:49,519 Shit. No service. 348 00:23:55,048 --> 00:23:56,961 Did you set the alarm? 349 00:23:56,963 --> 00:24:00,225 Yeah. 350 00:24:00,227 --> 00:24:01,879 Go check. 351 00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:03,663 What? 352 00:24:03,665 --> 00:24:06,187 Just go make sure. 353 00:24:06,189 --> 00:24:07,626 Are you serious? 354 00:24:46,316 --> 00:24:47,709 Check the living room. 355 00:25:15,998 --> 00:25:17,478 Hello? 356 00:25:59,651 --> 00:26:01,259 Hello? 357 00:27:13,202 --> 00:27:15,333 Well? 358 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:18,858 Toilet's fixed. 359 00:28:01,816 --> 00:28:03,773 - Good morning. - Jesus! 360 00:28:03,775 --> 00:28:08,647 Sorry. I was hoping to be done before you got up. 361 00:28:08,649 --> 00:28:11,171 I know. I know. 362 00:28:11,173 --> 00:28:13,608 I just couldn't sleep last night, 363 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,088 because I kept thinking about 364 00:28:15,090 --> 00:28:16,960 how things kept going wrong for you guys, 365 00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,700 and I didn't want another day to get off on the wrong foot. 366 00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:20,485 So, I stopped at the store, 367 00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:22,443 and I ended up getting a few other things, 368 00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:24,184 and then one thing led to another. 369 00:28:24,186 --> 00:28:27,753 - Yeah, I... - I totally get it. 370 00:28:27,755 --> 00:28:30,756 I'm just about done, and then, I'll be out of your hair. 371 00:28:30,758 --> 00:28:32,932 Won't happen again. 372 00:28:32,934 --> 00:28:34,283 Okay. 373 00:28:38,548 --> 00:28:40,115 Coffee's almost ready. 374 00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:52,911 What's up? 375 00:28:57,306 --> 00:28:59,221 Rebecca made us breakfast. 376 00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:06,574 What did she make? 377 00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:08,315 How do you not smell the food. 378 00:29:08,317 --> 00:29:10,404 You don't go downstairs thinking 379 00:29:10,406 --> 00:29:11,884 that you're gonn... you know, someone's gonna... 380 00:29:11,886 --> 00:29:13,103 I don't know. I thought it was a candle. 381 00:29:13,105 --> 00:29:15,801 When did she come in? 382 00:29:15,803 --> 00:29:18,238 I don't... I don't know. 383 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,371 I just came down, half naked. 384 00:29:22,549 --> 00:29:24,114 It was humiliating. 385 00:29:24,116 --> 00:29:25,855 I'm just glad I was wearing underwear. 386 00:29:25,857 --> 00:29:27,204 It's amazing. 387 00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:29,989 No, it was terrible, it what that was. 388 00:29:29,991 --> 00:29:32,078 Well, even though she gave you a fright, 389 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,516 she made us some damn good pancakes. 390 00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:36,822 Yeah. 391 00:29:36,824 --> 00:29:38,782 Hey, thanks for breakfast. 392 00:29:42,612 --> 00:29:44,353 You are so welcome. 393 00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:05,851 Okay, I am. 394 00:30:05,853 --> 00:30:08,941 Okay, so, not gonna lie, 395 00:30:08,943 --> 00:30:11,465 so far, this trip has been pretty interesting. 396 00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:12,989 It's been a doozy. 397 00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:15,469 First of all, our channel got demonetized... 398 00:30:15,471 --> 00:30:17,036 - By accident. Not our fault. - Right. 399 00:30:17,038 --> 00:30:18,646 But then, you think you come out this far 400 00:30:18,648 --> 00:30:20,997 to get away from all those crazy people, 401 00:30:20,999 --> 00:30:22,781 but then, you get to this house, 402 00:30:22,783 --> 00:30:25,827 and you realize that the host might actually be crazier 403 00:30:25,829 --> 00:30:28,656 than the people you were escaping in the f... 404 00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:29,919 - What? - I mean, 405 00:30:29,921 --> 00:30:32,312 we shouldn't talk about the... 406 00:30:32,314 --> 00:30:35,707 What do you mean? 407 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,189 I think she can hear us. 408 00:30:42,063 --> 00:30:43,543 Can't we just turn it off? 409 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,153 Probably. 410 00:30:47,155 --> 00:30:50,374 But let's just film someplace else. 411 00:30:50,376 --> 00:30:52,073 This room looks the best. 412 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:57,424 Yeah, it does. 413 00:30:57,426 --> 00:30:59,165 Okay. Let me... 414 00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:00,645 - find a ladder. - Okay. 415 00:31:00,647 --> 00:31:01,953 I'm gonna cut. 416 00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:10,396 Careful. 417 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,548 It was you. 418 00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:36,028 You reported us, didn't you? 419 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,161 You ruined everything. 420 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,771 Ruined what? 421 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:41,425 Ever since you came out with your bullshit video... 422 00:31:41,427 --> 00:31:43,296 Jesus. What's wrong with you? 423 00:31:43,298 --> 00:31:45,559 ...no one will stay there. I have to sell the place. 424 00:31:45,561 --> 00:31:46,908 Oh, so, what's your plan? 425 00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:51,391 You drive three hours to, what, beat me up? 426 00:31:51,393 --> 00:31:53,787 Let's just calm down, and talk about this. 427 00:31:57,008 --> 00:31:58,270 What is going on here? 428 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,446 Who are you? 429 00:32:02,448 --> 00:32:04,274 Are you the owner? 430 00:32:04,276 --> 00:32:07,190 I said, "Who are you?" 431 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:08,974 You better watch out for these two. 432 00:32:08,976 --> 00:32:10,889 They're snakes. 433 00:32:10,891 --> 00:32:13,674 they'll make up a bunch of lies about you, and ruin your life. 434 00:32:13,676 --> 00:32:15,461 Look at what she did to your house. 435 00:32:19,247 --> 00:32:21,204 Did you do that? 436 00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:22,727 I couldn't help it. 437 00:32:22,729 --> 00:32:25,121 I saw them up there, and I... 438 00:32:25,123 --> 00:32:27,384 These two, they came into my home, 439 00:32:27,386 --> 00:32:29,995 and they destroyed my entire business. 440 00:32:29,997 --> 00:32:33,825 So, you came here and broke mywindow. 441 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,131 I know. I'm sorry about that. 442 00:32:35,133 --> 00:32:37,437 I really am. But... 443 00:32:37,439 --> 00:32:41,267 - You don't understand. - I understand just fine. 444 00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:43,878 And if you don't leave now, I'm calling the police. 445 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,533 These people are not who they say they are. 446 00:32:46,535 --> 00:32:48,927 - You better watch. - Get off my property! 447 00:32:48,929 --> 00:32:52,496 Geez. Alright. I'm going. 448 00:32:52,498 --> 00:32:54,193 Don't say I didn't warn you. 449 00:32:54,195 --> 00:32:56,937 Go! Now! Or I swear to God, I will cut you open! 450 00:33:15,303 --> 00:33:17,303 Well, then. 451 00:33:17,305 --> 00:33:18,652 That was something. 452 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,961 You're... 453 00:33:22,963 --> 00:33:24,528 kind of a badass. 454 00:33:24,530 --> 00:33:27,096 Oh. No. 455 00:33:27,098 --> 00:33:30,316 I just hate what a mess this trip has been for you guys. 456 00:33:30,318 --> 00:33:32,101 I can't even begin to imagine 457 00:33:32,103 --> 00:33:33,972 what your video is gonna be like. 458 00:33:33,974 --> 00:33:36,627 Believe me, we're having a great time. 459 00:33:36,629 --> 00:33:38,368 Yeah. Her place was a total shithole, 460 00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:39,978 and she was a complete psychopath. 461 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:41,675 Yeah. 462 00:33:41,677 --> 00:33:44,287 Look, I came down to say I have some time now, 463 00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:48,943 and I'd like to do that interview. 464 00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:51,859 - Really? - Yeah. Sure. 465 00:33:51,861 --> 00:33:54,819 Why not? 466 00:33:54,821 --> 00:33:56,170 Okay. 467 00:34:02,394 --> 00:34:04,483 I can't believe we didn't have the camera with us. 468 00:34:11,229 --> 00:34:13,318 - Sound good? - It sounds great. 469 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,673 I've never done this before, so it might not be very good. 470 00:34:22,675 --> 00:34:24,805 No, this is gonna be super easy. 471 00:34:24,807 --> 00:34:27,765 And we're not live, so, if you flub a line, just stop. 472 00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:29,072 We'll go back. 473 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:36,948 Hey, this is gonna be fun. 474 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:39,603 Let's roll, Kim. 475 00:34:39,605 --> 00:34:41,170 Speeding. 476 00:34:47,439 --> 00:34:49,180 Do I look at you, or at the camera? 477 00:34:52,183 --> 00:34:54,313 Just look at me. 478 00:34:54,315 --> 00:34:56,489 I'm not even here. 479 00:34:56,491 --> 00:35:00,580 Look at you. Got it. 480 00:35:00,582 --> 00:35:02,669 Alright, Rebecca, we're gonna start off 481 00:35:02,671 --> 00:35:06,369 with a friendly introduction, sort of like a, 482 00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:09,502 "Hi, my name is Rebecca and I'm a superhost." 483 00:35:09,504 --> 00:35:10,851 You can say something like that. 484 00:35:10,853 --> 00:35:13,463 That would be great. 485 00:35:13,465 --> 00:35:18,119 Hi. My name is Rebecca, and I'm a superhost. 486 00:35:18,121 --> 00:35:21,079 Awesome. And that smile at the end was perfect. 487 00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:24,082 Okay, so, we're gonna get into the real questions now. 488 00:35:24,084 --> 00:35:26,998 And I'm not on camera. You can't hear or see me. 489 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,479 If you can incorporate the question into the answers. 490 00:35:29,481 --> 00:35:32,003 Let's say I'm asking you, "What color is your shirt?" 491 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,700 Instead of saying "red," you would say, 492 00:35:33,702 --> 00:35:36,050 "The color of my shirt is red." 493 00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:39,140 - Make sense? - But my shirt is white. 494 00:35:39,142 --> 00:35:41,317 Yeah. So, then, you would say, 495 00:35:41,319 --> 00:35:43,536 The color of my shirt is white." 496 00:35:43,538 --> 00:35:44,798 - Right? - Yeah. 497 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,757 I think so. 498 00:35:46,759 --> 00:35:49,716 Okay. Let's... Let's get going. 499 00:35:49,718 --> 00:35:53,372 So, Rebecca, how did you decide to get into 500 00:35:53,374 --> 00:35:55,418 renting out your house? 501 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:59,248 For starters, this isn't really my house. 502 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:02,076 My father left it to me when he died. 503 00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:05,819 He owned it with my stepmom, and when he passed, 504 00:36:05,821 --> 00:36:07,908 she got his house in South Carolina, 505 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:09,649 and I got this one. 506 00:36:09,651 --> 00:36:12,261 Oh, wow. I'm... 507 00:36:12,263 --> 00:36:14,045 so sorry to hear that. 508 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,742 But it must be nice to have a place like this 509 00:36:15,744 --> 00:36:17,004 to remember him by. 510 00:36:17,006 --> 00:36:19,006 Yeah, it's great. 511 00:36:19,008 --> 00:36:20,791 I have a smaller place not far from here... 512 00:36:20,793 --> 00:36:22,619 much smaller... 513 00:36:22,621 --> 00:36:25,535 so I'm able to keep an eye on it. 514 00:36:25,537 --> 00:36:28,842 But... it felt wrong to keep it empty. 515 00:36:28,844 --> 00:36:32,150 So, when all of these vacation home-sharing websites 516 00:36:32,152 --> 00:36:35,675 started popping up, I signed up. 517 00:36:35,677 --> 00:36:36,981 Here we are. 518 00:36:36,983 --> 00:36:38,809 That's great. 519 00:36:38,811 --> 00:36:41,594 Any particular experiences with the rental 520 00:36:41,596 --> 00:36:44,162 that you'd like to share? 521 00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:46,077 You know, maybe someone that has stayed, 522 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:48,427 and left a memorable impression on you? 523 00:36:48,429 --> 00:36:50,255 Yeah. 524 00:36:50,257 --> 00:36:52,475 You know what? 525 00:36:52,477 --> 00:36:54,043 There was this one. 526 00:37:05,751 --> 00:37:07,620 An older couple. 527 00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:11,537 They rented the place for an entire month over Christmas. 528 00:37:11,539 --> 00:37:13,322 They saw that I was living alone, 529 00:37:13,324 --> 00:37:16,368 and all of their kids had kids, 530 00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:18,283 and did their own thing for the holidays. 531 00:37:18,285 --> 00:37:20,503 So, they invited me in. 532 00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:22,940 And we spent the holidays together. 533 00:37:22,942 --> 00:37:27,727 Christmas, New Year's, I was here with them. 534 00:37:27,729 --> 00:37:30,164 It was nice. 535 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:32,125 It was like I was their family. 536 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,451 Re... Re... 537 00:37:55,453 --> 00:37:58,758 It is the best holiday I ever had. 538 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,717 They live back in South Carolina, 539 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,981 but are just... 540 00:38:03,809 --> 00:38:06,420 ...the nicest people. 541 00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:13,164 I... 542 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,646 I think... I think that's great. 543 00:38:16,822 --> 00:38:18,169 Awesome job. 544 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:22,347 Oh, if we could get one final line. 545 00:38:22,349 --> 00:38:23,653 Of course. 546 00:38:23,655 --> 00:38:25,568 Yeah, this is just a sign-off. 547 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,092 If you can say, "Hi, my name is Rebecca," 548 00:38:28,094 --> 00:38:31,182 pause, and then, with the most enthusiasm 549 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,532 that you can, finish it off with, you know, 550 00:38:33,534 --> 00:38:35,362 "I am a superhost. 551 00:38:37,712 --> 00:38:39,888 Hi. My name is Rebecca. 552 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,764 And I am a superhost! 553 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,682 Hi. My name is Rebecca. 554 00:38:53,554 --> 00:38:57,253 And I am a superhost! 555 00:38:58,994 --> 00:39:02,561 That is the craziest shit I've ever seen. 556 00:39:02,563 --> 00:39:04,041 I knew when we got here. 557 00:39:04,043 --> 00:39:05,651 What do you mean? 558 00:39:05,653 --> 00:39:08,132 This is what people want to see. 559 00:39:08,134 --> 00:39:11,572 They want to see people like that... complete lunatics. 560 00:39:17,535 --> 00:39:19,362 We got to get more of her. 561 00:39:24,063 --> 00:39:27,151 This chick is gold. 562 00:39:27,153 --> 00:39:29,196 Let's watch it again. 563 00:39:29,198 --> 00:39:31,723 Hi. My name is Rebecca. 564 00:39:33,768 --> 00:39:36,771 And I am a superhost! 565 00:39:42,211 --> 00:39:44,124 What's up, guys. 566 00:39:44,126 --> 00:39:46,257 Claire's sleeping right now, and we have a brand-new episode 567 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,824 that's slowly uploading. 568 00:39:47,826 --> 00:39:49,956 But I wanted to record a quick update 569 00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:52,916 on the super-top-secret proposal video. 570 00:39:52,918 --> 00:39:54,613 Also, you should hit that "like" button. 571 00:39:54,615 --> 00:39:56,963 Don't forget to subscribe. 572 00:39:56,965 --> 00:40:00,140 So, in the morning, I'm gonna take her up there. 573 00:40:00,142 --> 00:40:04,841 And the view is supposed to be spectacular. 574 00:40:04,843 --> 00:40:06,366 That's where I'm gonna do it. 575 00:40:10,152 --> 00:40:11,761 I thought I heard her. 576 00:40:11,763 --> 00:40:14,981 Anyway, just wanted to give you a quick update. 577 00:40:14,983 --> 00:40:16,679 I can't wait to see her face when she finds out 578 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:18,811 why we really came out here. 579 00:40:18,813 --> 00:40:20,770 I should get going. She's a light sleeper. 580 00:40:20,772 --> 00:40:22,293 But I'll see you guys tomorrow. 581 00:41:32,844 --> 00:41:35,540 So, Teddy thought it would be a great idea 582 00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:36,846 to wake up bright and early, 583 00:41:36,848 --> 00:41:39,631 to go walking in the middle of nowhere? 584 00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:42,503 To make matters worse, our upload didn't work last night. 585 00:41:42,505 --> 00:41:43,809 It seems the Internet is down, 586 00:41:43,811 --> 00:41:45,855 so, who knows if you'll ever see it. 587 00:41:45,857 --> 00:41:48,248 Yes, but I did write to Rebecca this morning, 588 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:49,728 and it should be fixed by the time we get back. 589 00:41:49,730 --> 00:41:50,990 Yeah, we'll see about that. 590 00:41:50,992 --> 00:41:53,558 Speaking of Rebecca, 591 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,039 I don't think I have ever seen anything as crazy 592 00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:57,910 as what we witnessed yesterday. 593 00:41:57,912 --> 00:41:59,695 We're gonna have to shoot some kind of re-enactment for you, 594 00:41:59,697 --> 00:42:04,090 but basically, she nearly beat the crap out of that bitch Vera. 595 00:42:04,092 --> 00:42:05,526 Remember her? 596 00:42:05,528 --> 00:42:07,790 Yeah, well, she drove all the way here, 597 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:10,053 shows up out of nowhere, all huffing and puffing. 598 00:42:10,055 --> 00:42:11,794 - Come on. - One second. 599 00:42:11,796 --> 00:42:15,493 That's right... the Bitch from Draper came here, 600 00:42:15,495 --> 00:42:17,626 and threw a rock at a window. 601 00:42:17,628 --> 00:42:21,020 I mean, we went out there, and she legit wanted to fight me. 602 00:42:21,022 --> 00:42:23,240 And then, Rebecca, this host, comes out of nowhere, 603 00:42:23,242 --> 00:42:27,113 goes fully crazy, and that bitch just hightails it out of here. 604 00:42:27,115 --> 00:42:29,725 Hey. Come on. 605 00:42:29,727 --> 00:42:31,161 Fine. 606 00:42:31,163 --> 00:42:32,902 Party pooper. 607 00:42:50,269 --> 00:42:51,572 Wow. 608 00:42:51,574 --> 00:42:53,011 Yeah. 609 00:42:55,883 --> 00:42:59,189 Okay. 610 00:42:59,191 --> 00:43:02,453 Check out this view we have here. 611 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,500 This is unbelievable. 612 00:43:09,636 --> 00:43:10,940 Here. 613 00:43:10,942 --> 00:43:12,334 Why don't you want to film? 614 00:43:19,602 --> 00:43:21,733 What are you doing? 615 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:25,476 Just... 616 00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:28,522 I just want to look at you for a moment. 617 00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:31,743 What? 618 00:43:31,745 --> 00:43:34,485 I know how stressed you've been lately, 619 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:37,575 and I just want to take a minute to... 620 00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:40,752 tell you just how much I appreciate you. 621 00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:42,798 Teddy, I... 622 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,192 One moment. 623 00:43:49,241 --> 00:43:51,110 - I've been thinking. - That's never good. 624 00:43:51,112 --> 00:43:52,938 I've been thinking 625 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:55,941 that you and I have been doing this show 626 00:43:55,943 --> 00:43:57,682 for a while now. 627 00:43:57,684 --> 00:44:00,729 And we've been together even longer than that. 628 00:44:00,731 --> 00:44:05,603 And we do everything together... 629 00:44:05,605 --> 00:44:08,693 everything. 630 00:44:08,695 --> 00:44:13,176 And I just want to continue doing everything together... 631 00:44:13,178 --> 00:44:17,310 the show... life... 632 00:44:17,312 --> 00:44:21,184 everything. 633 00:44:21,186 --> 00:44:23,014 Teddy... 634 00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:28,495 So, I spoke with your parents last week. 635 00:44:28,497 --> 00:44:30,541 You did? 636 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:31,847 Yeah. 637 00:44:31,849 --> 00:44:34,066 Your dad told me a long time ago 638 00:44:34,068 --> 00:44:36,329 that I had to talk to him before I got any ideas. 639 00:44:36,331 --> 00:44:38,201 So I did. 640 00:44:38,203 --> 00:44:39,506 I talked to your mom and dad, 641 00:44:39,508 --> 00:44:44,990 and I asked them if this was okay. 642 00:44:44,992 --> 00:44:48,298 Claire... 643 00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:51,040 will you marry me? 644 00:44:51,042 --> 00:44:52,737 Yes! Of course! 645 00:44:52,739 --> 00:44:56,697 Yes! 646 00:44:56,699 --> 00:44:59,265 Teddy, you're a genius. 647 00:44:59,267 --> 00:45:01,224 - What do you mean? - A secret proposal? 648 00:45:01,226 --> 00:45:03,837 It's perfect. People love this shit. 649 00:45:11,149 --> 00:45:13,627 Ready? 650 00:45:13,629 --> 00:45:15,281 Oh, my god! 651 00:45:15,283 --> 00:45:17,283 This guy just proposed to me! 652 00:45:17,285 --> 00:45:19,068 I've never had such a big surprise in my life! 653 00:45:19,070 --> 00:45:20,765 Claire. Claire, stop. 654 00:45:20,767 --> 00:45:22,203 What? 655 00:45:26,947 --> 00:45:28,340 You're serious? 656 00:45:31,386 --> 00:45:33,560 Jesus, Ted. 657 00:45:33,562 --> 00:45:35,214 You set the camera up for it. 658 00:45:35,216 --> 00:45:36,955 - I figured it was... - Yeah, I know. That was dumb. 659 00:45:36,957 --> 00:45:38,348 No, it's just... 660 00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:39,960 did you really talk to my dad? 661 00:45:44,922 --> 00:45:46,227 Teddy! 662 00:45:50,536 --> 00:45:52,928 Teddy. 663 00:45:52,930 --> 00:45:55,452 Teddy, come on. Let's talk about this. 664 00:45:55,454 --> 00:45:56,975 Nothing to talk about. 665 00:45:56,977 --> 00:45:58,803 I'm sorry that I didn't take that seriously, 666 00:45:58,805 --> 00:46:00,805 but you have to understand how it looked. 667 00:46:00,807 --> 00:46:02,676 I thought I did. 668 00:46:02,678 --> 00:46:04,678 I'm sorry. 669 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,419 It's just not something that I was expecting 670 00:46:06,421 --> 00:46:07,856 to happen on this trip. 671 00:46:07,858 --> 00:46:10,075 And I've been so distracted with everything. 672 00:46:10,077 --> 00:46:15,689 And I hate that your parents are helping us right now. 673 00:46:15,691 --> 00:46:18,954 I know that you think I just obsess over clicks, 674 00:46:18,956 --> 00:46:22,827 but I'm doing this for us. 675 00:46:22,829 --> 00:46:25,221 And I'm sorry if it doesn't seem that way right now, 676 00:46:25,223 --> 00:46:28,659 but I promise... 677 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:32,445 when we get home, we'll talk about this. 678 00:46:32,447 --> 00:46:33,753 No cameras. 679 00:46:37,322 --> 00:46:38,584 Okay. 680 00:46:48,507 --> 00:46:51,377 So, what do you want to do now? 681 00:46:51,379 --> 00:46:53,031 I don't know. 682 00:46:53,033 --> 00:46:55,381 Can we just have a quiet day together? 683 00:46:55,383 --> 00:46:58,515 Yeah. That would be nice. 684 00:46:58,517 --> 00:46:59,953 At least the hard drive came. 685 00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:10,309 It's not working. 686 00:47:12,183 --> 00:47:15,053 The code's not working. Its 8587, right? 687 00:47:15,055 --> 00:47:16,881 Let me try. 688 00:47:21,279 --> 00:47:22,539 It is 8587. 689 00:47:24,282 --> 00:47:25,672 This makes no sense. 690 00:47:34,379 --> 00:47:37,641 Sorry, guys. The panel isn't working. 691 00:47:37,643 --> 00:47:40,818 I'll head over in just a minute to fix it for you. 692 00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:46,432 Hope this doesn't affect the review. 693 00:47:46,434 --> 00:47:47,956 ...the place for an entire month of Christmas. 694 00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:50,045 That saw that I was living alone. 695 00:47:50,047 --> 00:47:51,611 All their kids had kids, 696 00:47:51,613 --> 00:47:53,178 and did their own thing for the holidays. 697 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:55,833 - So, they invited me in. - Claire. 698 00:47:55,835 --> 00:47:59,489 We spent the holidays together. 699 00:47:59,491 --> 00:48:04,450 Christmas, New Year's. I was here with them. 700 00:48:04,452 --> 00:48:08,019 Betty and Lou. 701 00:48:08,021 --> 00:48:09,586 It was like I was their family. 702 00:48:09,588 --> 00:48:12,893 I think we should go. 703 00:48:12,895 --> 00:48:14,808 And she for sure said she made it up? 704 00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:17,768 She said she didn't want to use her real name. 705 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,466 What does that mean? Why would she lie about that? 706 00:48:20,468 --> 00:48:21,990 That doesn't make any sense. 707 00:48:21,992 --> 00:48:23,339 Do You really want to stick around to find out? 708 00:48:23,341 --> 00:48:24,862 Teddy, we're so close. 709 00:48:24,864 --> 00:48:27,038 I can feel it. This video is gonna be great. 710 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,942 Screw this. 711 00:49:20,006 --> 00:49:21,484 That was kind of tense. 712 00:49:21,486 --> 00:49:23,531 Yeah. Let's get out of here. 713 00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:40,592 I wonder if we can get a refund for our last day. 714 00:49:53,605 --> 00:49:55,041 Oh, no. 715 00:50:21,676 --> 00:50:23,241 - Hey. - Hey. 716 00:50:23,243 --> 00:50:25,417 - Are you guys leaving? - Yeah. Yeah. 717 00:50:25,419 --> 00:50:26,940 We got everything we needed here. 718 00:50:26,942 --> 00:50:28,333 You know, got a long drive back, 719 00:50:28,335 --> 00:50:30,074 so thought we'd head out a bit early. 720 00:50:30,076 --> 00:50:31,902 Oh, great. 721 00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:33,773 Well, I hope you enjoyed your stay. 722 00:50:33,775 --> 00:50:35,993 We did. It was great. Thank you. 723 00:50:35,995 --> 00:50:38,038 I look forward to your review. 724 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,520 Yeah, for sure. 725 00:50:42,001 --> 00:50:44,871 - Well... - Oh, I almost forgot. 726 00:50:44,873 --> 00:50:47,657 There was one more thing I wanted to show you. 727 00:50:47,659 --> 00:50:49,224 Can you get your camera? It'll be quick. 728 00:50:49,226 --> 00:50:51,313 I promise. 729 00:50:51,315 --> 00:50:54,229 - Like, here? - Yeah. It's just down there. 730 00:50:54,231 --> 00:50:56,883 Don't worry. It'll be great. 731 00:50:56,885 --> 00:50:59,973 I mean, consider it. I know you have to leave. 732 00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:01,803 It's gonna be so good for our video. 733 00:51:09,246 --> 00:51:11,159 - Let's do it. - What? 734 00:51:11,161 --> 00:51:12,812 We need to get more footage of her. 735 00:51:12,814 --> 00:51:15,598 - We already have great stuff. - And we can get more. 736 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,860 Look at her. 737 00:51:16,862 --> 00:51:19,776 She's harmless. 738 00:51:19,778 --> 00:51:22,300 Teddy, this video is gonna be huge. 739 00:51:22,302 --> 00:51:23,867 I don't feel good about this. 740 00:51:23,869 --> 00:51:27,262 I know. But if we can get this right, 741 00:51:27,264 --> 00:51:29,135 we could afford our own place again. 742 00:51:39,711 --> 00:51:41,014 Is he camera ready? 743 00:51:41,016 --> 00:51:42,451 Yeah. We're rolling. 744 00:51:42,453 --> 00:51:43,756 How do I look. Is the lighting good? 745 00:51:43,758 --> 00:51:45,020 Sound check? 746 00:51:47,153 --> 00:51:48,500 How's that sound? Sorry. 747 00:51:48,502 --> 00:51:49,719 I don't really know what that does. 748 00:51:49,721 --> 00:51:51,199 I've just seen you guys do it. 749 00:51:51,201 --> 00:51:53,766 - Yeah, yeah, it sounds good. - Okay. Great. 750 00:51:53,768 --> 00:51:56,639 Okay. Ready. 751 00:51:59,774 --> 00:52:02,862 Hey, guys, and welcome to "Superhost." 752 00:52:02,864 --> 00:52:04,821 Is it okay if I say that? 753 00:52:04,823 --> 00:52:06,605 - Sure. - Okay. Great. 754 00:52:06,607 --> 00:52:09,260 Hey, guys, And welcome to "Superhost." 755 00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:11,654 Rebecca... 756 00:52:11,656 --> 00:52:14,047 what are we doing here? 757 00:52:14,049 --> 00:52:15,397 I'm sorry, 758 00:52:15,399 --> 00:52:16,878 Where are you taking us? 759 00:52:21,318 --> 00:52:25,624 I see your hand is looking a little light, there, Claire. 760 00:52:25,626 --> 00:52:29,280 - What? - Didn't old Teddy Bear propose? 761 00:52:29,282 --> 00:52:31,980 That's what he was supposed to be doing today. 762 00:52:33,765 --> 00:52:36,766 Guess he had a change of heart. 763 00:52:36,768 --> 00:52:40,160 No matter. 764 00:52:40,162 --> 00:52:42,206 Eyes over here. 765 00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:43,601 Camera. 766 00:52:49,302 --> 00:52:52,042 Hey, guys, and welcome to "Superhost." 767 00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:54,044 We have one final surprise for you 768 00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:56,220 that I think you're gonna love. 769 00:52:56,222 --> 00:52:59,878 This is gonna be the best episode of "Superhost" yet. 770 00:53:07,581 --> 00:53:08,885 Come on. 771 00:53:08,887 --> 00:53:10,236 This way. 772 00:53:17,809 --> 00:53:19,025 Where'd she go? 773 00:53:27,862 --> 00:53:30,907 I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry. 774 00:53:30,909 --> 00:53:34,214 Come on. It's this way. 775 00:53:34,216 --> 00:53:38,871 Oh, I totally forgot. 776 00:53:38,873 --> 00:53:42,440 Here. This isn't live, so you can edit this in after. 777 00:53:42,442 --> 00:53:45,400 Just wanted to make sure we have it. 778 00:53:45,402 --> 00:53:47,967 Don't forget to smash that "like" button, 779 00:53:47,969 --> 00:53:51,756 and hit that little bell icon, so you never miss an episode. 780 00:53:54,672 --> 00:53:55,934 Come on. 781 00:54:00,939 --> 00:54:03,115 - Holy shit. - Ta-da. 782 00:54:08,990 --> 00:54:12,427 Look what I found. 783 00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:17,214 Cut her loose. 784 00:54:17,216 --> 00:54:20,086 I will. Don't worry. 785 00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:22,001 Why aren't you filming this? 786 00:54:22,003 --> 00:54:23,525 You're sick. 787 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:26,005 No, you're sick... 788 00:54:26,007 --> 00:54:29,661 taking advantage of this woman like that. 789 00:54:29,663 --> 00:54:32,664 Film this. 790 00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:34,274 Film this, or I cut her throat. 791 00:54:42,763 --> 00:54:46,156 Thank you. 792 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:50,508 So, Vera, here, the old Bitch from Draper, 793 00:54:50,510 --> 00:54:54,947 tells me that she lost her income because of your two. 794 00:54:54,949 --> 00:54:56,255 Is that true? 795 00:54:58,039 --> 00:55:00,302 Is it?! I don't... I don't know. 796 00:55:02,653 --> 00:55:04,217 That's not what we tried to do with it. 797 00:55:04,219 --> 00:55:05,480 Is this true? 798 00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:15,664 Here's the thing... 799 00:55:15,666 --> 00:55:19,450 I hated that everything kept going wrong for you guys. 800 00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:22,584 And I was trying my hardest to get you the best video ever. 801 00:55:22,586 --> 00:55:25,761 But then, after watching a little more of you two, 802 00:55:25,763 --> 00:55:28,851 I realize you're not the perfect duo 803 00:55:28,853 --> 00:55:31,984 you pretend to be in your stupid videos. 804 00:55:31,986 --> 00:55:35,597 So, when Vera, here, took her a little revenge trip... 805 00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:38,513 which has horribly backfired... 806 00:55:38,515 --> 00:55:41,298 I knew... 807 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:44,085 we need to capitalize on this. 808 00:55:47,437 --> 00:55:48,742 Camera. 809 00:55:51,832 --> 00:55:53,528 I'm sorry. 810 00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:55,094 This is really going to hurt. 811 00:56:15,334 --> 00:56:17,203 I know. 812 00:56:17,205 --> 00:56:18,857 I know. That hurts a lot. 813 00:56:18,859 --> 00:56:20,470 I'm sorry. 814 00:56:23,603 --> 00:56:24,909 How was that? 815 00:56:26,171 --> 00:56:28,998 What's wrong? Did you get it? 816 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,304 Claire, why aren't you filming? 817 00:56:31,306 --> 00:56:33,002 Isn't this what you do? 818 00:56:33,004 --> 00:56:35,221 This should be great for your show. 819 00:56:35,223 --> 00:56:36,703 What's the problem? 820 00:56:49,499 --> 00:56:52,500 Ready? 821 00:56:52,502 --> 00:56:54,023 Ow. 822 00:56:54,025 --> 00:56:56,591 One, two, three, up. 823 00:56:56,593 --> 00:56:59,550 Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? 824 00:56:59,552 --> 00:57:01,117 It was all a joke? 825 00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:02,858 It's just a prank, bro. 826 00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:04,339 What the hell is wrong with you? 827 00:57:06,124 --> 00:57:08,080 Thank you, Vera. 828 00:57:10,258 --> 00:57:12,476 Give it to me. 829 00:57:12,478 --> 00:57:13,784 Give it. 830 00:57:15,873 --> 00:57:18,484 Give it to me. 831 00:57:21,748 --> 00:57:24,444 No one's ever gonna see this footage. 832 00:57:24,446 --> 00:57:28,753 I want you to delete everything you shot here. 833 00:57:28,755 --> 00:57:32,148 I don't actually know how this thing works. 834 00:57:32,150 --> 00:57:34,280 Here. Sell it. 835 00:57:34,282 --> 00:57:37,719 Make up for some of your lost income. 836 00:57:37,721 --> 00:57:40,722 Vera... we're sorry. 837 00:57:40,724 --> 00:57:43,551 Fuck you. 838 00:57:43,553 --> 00:57:46,945 What happened to Betty and Lou? 839 00:57:46,947 --> 00:57:48,427 Who? 840 00:57:51,256 --> 00:57:52,518 What did you do to them? 841 00:57:56,174 --> 00:57:58,870 God damn it. 842 00:57:58,872 --> 00:58:01,483 What is he talking about? 843 00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:11,491 I really thought that would work. 844 00:58:11,493 --> 00:58:13,929 What's going on? 845 00:58:13,931 --> 00:58:17,976 Boy, you weren't kidding about these two. 846 00:58:17,978 --> 00:58:19,980 Can't leave well enough alone. 847 00:58:22,330 --> 00:58:24,766 I'm sorry about this. 848 00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:26,813 About what? 849 00:58:49,314 --> 00:58:52,837 You guys, you were so close. 850 00:58:52,839 --> 00:58:55,274 Why couldn't you just stop? 851 00:58:55,276 --> 00:58:57,755 What am I gonna do with her? 852 00:58:57,757 --> 00:58:59,322 Now what am I gonna do? 853 00:59:19,953 --> 00:59:21,823 Hello, there. 854 00:59:21,825 --> 00:59:24,173 Still works. 855 00:59:30,224 --> 00:59:31,484 Go! Go! Go! 856 00:59:43,281 --> 00:59:44,672 Claire? 857 00:59:46,284 --> 00:59:47,762 Claire. 858 00:59:47,764 --> 00:59:49,067 We have to go. 859 00:59:49,069 --> 00:59:51,896 - Okay. - Come on. 860 01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:06,345 Claire. 861 01:00:06,347 --> 01:00:09,522 Claire? 862 01:00:09,524 --> 01:00:11,916 I'm sorry. 863 01:00:11,918 --> 01:00:13,398 We should get inside. 864 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,007 I think the car is that way. 865 01:00:17,445 --> 01:00:19,578 Yeah, but she might be waiting for us. 866 01:00:24,409 --> 01:00:27,934 Okay, okay, okay. 867 01:01:08,714 --> 01:01:11,149 Do you think she'll come back here? 868 01:01:14,372 --> 01:01:16,154 Yeah. 869 01:01:29,039 --> 01:01:30,910 Give me your phone. 870 01:01:37,787 --> 01:01:40,354 Where are you going? 871 01:01:48,232 --> 01:01:50,277 Don't let anyone open this but me. 872 01:01:51,757 --> 01:01:53,975 - Teddy... - Don't worry. 873 01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:56,586 Your dad told me he'd kill me if anything happened to you. 874 01:02:53,558 --> 01:02:55,950 Oh, where are you? 875 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,160 What happened? 876 01:03:32,162 --> 01:03:33,988 I thought I heard her. 877 01:03:37,863 --> 01:03:40,603 I'm not a hero. I'm a... 878 01:03:40,605 --> 01:03:42,650 I'm a vlogger. 879 01:03:51,616 --> 01:03:54,053 Okay. Okay. 880 01:03:58,710 --> 01:03:59,970 No, no, no. Come on. 881 01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:06,934 What? 882 01:04:06,936 --> 01:04:08,718 What is wrong with this thing? 883 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,849 Claire? 884 01:04:09,851 --> 01:04:10,850 Hold on. 885 01:04:12,811 --> 01:04:14,245 - Claire. - What? 886 01:04:15,814 --> 01:04:16,902 She's here. 887 01:04:34,441 --> 01:04:36,269 What is she doing? 888 01:04:37,705 --> 01:04:39,705 I don't know. 889 01:05:20,705 --> 01:05:22,226 Stop! 890 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:36,240 Just let us go, please. 891 01:05:36,242 --> 01:05:37,981 We aren't gonna tell anyone. 892 01:05:37,983 --> 01:05:41,115 Do you think I'm stupid? 893 01:05:41,117 --> 01:05:42,638 Of course you will. 894 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,293 Think of all the hits you get. 895 01:05:45,295 --> 01:05:47,860 I can see the thumbnail now... 896 01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:51,690 "The Crazy Bitch Who Killed the Crazy Bitch From Draper." 897 01:05:51,692 --> 01:05:54,608 No. We'll delete everything. I promise. 898 01:05:56,132 --> 01:05:58,088 P-Please. 899 01:05:58,090 --> 01:06:00,308 I'm sorry. 900 01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:10,755 Where'd she go? 901 01:06:18,154 --> 01:06:19,981 We have to get out of here. 902 01:06:22,593 --> 01:06:24,114 What are you... 903 01:06:24,116 --> 01:06:26,856 What are you doing? 904 01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:28,945 I want to see if there's another way out of here. 905 01:06:28,947 --> 01:06:31,208 Keep an eye on the windows. 906 01:06:31,210 --> 01:06:34,387 Go. I'll be right back. 907 01:07:27,745 --> 01:07:29,179 Holy shit. 908 01:08:04,825 --> 01:08:06,869 Where are you? 909 01:08:21,538 --> 01:08:22,885 Hey, Teddy. 910 01:08:34,246 --> 01:08:35,639 What are you doing? 911 01:08:38,685 --> 01:08:41,164 Silent treatment, eh? 912 01:08:41,166 --> 01:08:45,081 Alright, that's fine. I get it. 913 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:50,260 Say, Ted, you want to know what happened to Betty and Lou? 914 01:08:50,262 --> 01:08:52,610 I really did love those two, 915 01:08:52,612 --> 01:08:55,918 but they... they wouldn't let me stay. 916 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,746 I told them I would do anything, 917 01:08:57,748 --> 01:08:59,704 that I couldn't leave this place, it was my home. 918 01:08:59,706 --> 01:09:02,185 But they just wouldn't listen. 919 01:09:02,187 --> 01:09:05,101 They left me no choice. 920 01:09:05,103 --> 01:09:09,714 Betty and Lou and their little cat too. 921 01:09:09,716 --> 01:09:13,892 Look, I'm gonna be honest. 922 01:09:13,894 --> 01:09:17,766 You two aren't making it out of here alive. 923 01:09:39,137 --> 01:09:41,616 Okay. Okay. 924 01:09:51,192 --> 01:09:54,106 If anyone is out there watching, please, please help us. 925 01:09:54,108 --> 01:09:57,980 I was almost out the door when Lou just got angry at me. 926 01:09:57,982 --> 01:09:59,982 He got hysterical. 927 01:09:59,984 --> 01:10:03,072 I don't know what happened after that. 928 01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:04,987 It's all kind of a blur, but 929 01:10:04,989 --> 01:10:07,119 I'll tell you what, Teddy, 930 01:10:07,121 --> 01:10:11,994 I just kind of... snapped. 931 01:10:11,996 --> 01:10:13,952 This woman, Rebecca, said that she was the host of this place, 932 01:10:13,954 --> 01:10:15,171 but she's not. 933 01:10:15,173 --> 01:10:17,260 She's a... She's a... 934 01:10:17,262 --> 01:10:19,306 She's a murderer. 935 01:10:19,308 --> 01:10:21,569 Then do you know what happened? 936 01:10:21,571 --> 01:10:23,964 I had to clean up. 937 01:10:25,052 --> 01:10:28,097 And the funniest part of it all? 938 01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:31,013 Their stupid cat put up more of a fight than they did. 939 01:10:32,538 --> 01:10:34,190 I don't know how much time we have left, 940 01:10:34,192 --> 01:10:36,975 so please just call... call the police, call someone. 941 01:10:36,977 --> 01:10:37,976 We... We need help. 942 01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:45,027 Come on, please, please, please. 943 01:10:45,029 --> 01:10:47,246 And when it was over, 944 01:10:47,248 --> 01:10:50,032 just when I was almost cleaned up 945 01:10:50,034 --> 01:10:52,382 and everything was right again, 946 01:10:52,384 --> 01:10:55,648 just when I thought I could get out of here scot-free... 947 01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:58,388 ...you guys came. 948 01:11:01,567 --> 01:11:03,872 Hi, Claire. 949 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:14,970 Claire! 950 01:11:21,282 --> 01:11:24,066 It's not what it looks like. 951 01:11:24,068 --> 01:11:25,199 Rebecca, please. 952 01:11:58,972 --> 01:12:00,842 Stop! 953 01:12:00,844 --> 01:12:03,410 Stop! 954 01:13:01,382 --> 01:13:02,860 Oh, hi, Teddy! 955 01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:19,268 Hey, guys! And welcome to another episode of "Superhost." 956 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:21,052 My name is BettyLou52, 957 01:13:21,054 --> 01:13:24,012 and this episode is the most special episode yet. 958 01:13:24,014 --> 01:13:25,535 Be sure to like and subscribe 959 01:13:25,537 --> 01:13:28,146 as we hunt down your favorite host, Teddy! 960 01:13:28,148 --> 01:13:31,672 First impressions of this place are not good. 961 01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:33,717 There is blood everywhere. 962 01:13:33,719 --> 01:13:36,633 And I found a dead body in the basement. 963 01:13:36,635 --> 01:13:40,768 Absolutely zero stars! Ha ha ha ha ha! 964 01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,174 Teddy! 965 01:13:59,658 --> 01:14:04,531 You know you're leaving a path of blood behind you, right? 966 01:14:04,533 --> 01:14:06,445 Teddy! 967 01:14:06,447 --> 01:14:09,361 Why are you running? 968 01:14:09,363 --> 01:14:11,322 I hate running. 969 01:14:12,932 --> 01:14:15,542 Teddy! 970 01:14:15,544 --> 01:14:18,153 I'm gonna find you! 971 01:14:29,122 --> 01:14:31,645 Teddy! 972 01:14:31,647 --> 01:14:34,822 Theodore! 973 01:14:34,824 --> 01:14:38,303 Theodore, darling, come back! 974 01:15:39,671 --> 01:15:41,845 Teddy! 975 01:15:41,847 --> 01:15:43,412 Teddy. 976 01:15:54,164 --> 01:15:56,991 Teddy. 977 01:16:00,213 --> 01:16:02,823 Teddy! 978 01:16:02,825 --> 01:16:05,347 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 979 01:16:07,525 --> 01:16:11,005 Whoop! Scared me. 980 01:16:11,007 --> 01:16:13,747 Hey there, Ted-a-rino! 981 01:16:13,749 --> 01:16:16,229 Huh? What do we have here? 982 01:16:19,276 --> 01:16:22,018 That was a close one. 983 01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:27,806 Anything to add to my glowing review of the house? 984 01:16:29,895 --> 01:16:31,027 Hmm. 985 01:16:39,383 --> 01:16:41,254 Feel a little life there, yeah. 986 01:16:44,170 --> 01:16:46,257 Hey! No. 987 01:16:46,259 --> 01:16:47,696 Bad. 988 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,356 Yes! Ah! 989 01:16:58,358 --> 01:17:01,055 Yes, yes, I say yes! 990 01:17:04,843 --> 01:17:06,930 What do you think? 991 01:17:06,932 --> 01:17:10,586 Shall we turn the camera, leave people to wonder? 992 01:17:10,588 --> 01:17:14,026 No. Give the people what they want! 993 01:17:20,206 --> 01:17:22,731 You were my favorite. 994 01:17:39,748 --> 01:17:42,574 This is BettyLou52 signing off. 995 01:17:42,576 --> 01:17:45,101 Don't forget to like and subscribe. 996 01:19:46,135 --> 01:19:48,048 Okay. 997 01:19:48,050 --> 01:19:50,964 Um, if... 998 01:19:50,966 --> 01:19:52,356 If anyone out there is watching, please... 999 01:19:52,358 --> 01:19:53,531 please help us. 1000 01:19:53,533 --> 01:19:55,446 We've... We've been attacked, 1001 01:19:55,448 --> 01:19:57,709 and we're being held prisoners in this house. 1002 01:19:57,711 --> 01:19:59,494 This... This woman, Rebecca, she said that she was 1003 01:19:59,496 --> 01:20:02,236 the host of this place, but she's not. 1004 01:20:04,501 --> 01:20:05,632 She's a murderer. 1005 01:20:07,112 --> 01:20:08,459 She's a murderer. 1006 01:20:10,899 --> 01:20:12,986 S-She killed the owners, 1007 01:20:12,988 --> 01:20:16,598 and now she's... she's gonna kill us, too. 1008 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:20,384 She's gonna kill us too. 1009 01:20:20,386 --> 01:20:21,864 And I don't... I don't... 1010 01:20:21,866 --> 01:20:23,474 I don't know how much time we have, 1011 01:20:23,476 --> 01:20:25,259 so please, please just call the police. 1012 01:20:25,261 --> 01:20:29,176 C-Call... Call someone, please. J-Just help us. 1013 01:20:44,367 --> 01:20:46,149 What's up, guys? My name is Teddy. 1014 01:20:46,151 --> 01:20:47,803 And I'm Claire. 1015 01:20:47,805 --> 01:20:50,893 And welcome to another episode of "Superhost." 1016 01:20:50,895 --> 01:20:52,590 Don't forget to smash that like button 1017 01:20:52,592 --> 01:20:53,722 and hit that little bell... 1018 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,680 So you never miss an episode. 1019 01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:10,278 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 1019 01:21:11,305 --> 01:22:11,235 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/8s9sb Help other users to choose the best subtitles70177

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