All language subtitles for Squadra antifurto (1976) engl

ANTITHEFT BRIGADE

Ah! Help! Help!

I told you not to steal the clocks!

What do I know?

Damn it!

Who is it?

The thieves!

Come on, come on!
The alarm is disconnected!

- What a beautiful house!
- We hope so.

You go there.
We take the silverware.

This is
double-zero flour.

All appearances.
All bullshit.

Er Trippa...
- We were fooled.

Tapparella, who told you that here
you could have a good shot?

Who gave us this information is an asshole.

If we gain from here 200,000 lire
we are lucky.

I should have gone to the beach,
I took the sun and steal from some cabins.

These bastards carry everything in Switzerland!
How it's possible to work this way?

We must
go to Switzerland, too.

Why they put the alarm on?
Fuck it!

It is useless that you get pissed,
you make double effort.

- Zagaja, leave them a "memory".
- I'm not busting.

I'll do it myself this crap!

Who is it?

Zanoni Company,
there is a wardrobe for the Rossi family.

Do you deliver on Sunday?
You couldn't come tomorrow?

There was a delay in delivery
and the Rossi family got angry.

They said to bring it today,
You have the keys.

Slow down and do not break anything.
Leave it there, they will fix it.

Madam, you should sign here.

- Here.
- Thank you. - Goodbye.

I can't give you any tip.

It doesn't matter,
today we have double-pay.

Go ahead, I have to close all these locks.

They are right, with allthe thieves
that there are!

How much stuff!

Gnappetta! Gnappetta!
' Who is it?

Gnappettino!

- Gnappetta!
- Marshal, I did not do anything!

Where are you going? You're closed inside!

Damn you, Zanoni and Rossi!
- You're never wrong?

"Antonio Rossi, Via Api, 33"!

- This is Via Alpi!
- We were wrong!

Both in Via Api and in Via Alpi at 37
there is a Rossi family!

In Italy we are all Rossi!

Take it away and do not break the...
I almost said it to you.

- Do you mean "The balls"?
- Exactly.

You put on weight, Gnappetta!
How much does it weight!

"While the others are at sea,
we sweat in Rome".

Come on!

Gnappetta, you stole
also the wc?

- Gnappetta, I do not understand you.
- What have you done?

Thanks for the ride. Hands against
the wall, I have to give you "a groped".

But what did you do?

That one fell on me from the window,
he stood on a tree!

I found this little bird
and I put it back in the nest.

- Who blew you?
- Do you interogate me?

Not even on Sunday I can work in peace.

You're dead, Marshall!

I'll be the executioner for all the
people who wanted to kill you!

Caciotta, don't be an asshole.

The accusation,
from "theft" becomes "attempted murder".

This is murder, marshal.

Don't be stupid, I tell you the second time.

I called the Antitheft brigade, they followed us,
you have the guns pointed at your ass.

I do not believe you!

Gargiulo, fuck you!
I tell you the third time!

Marshal,
who is a thief is not a killer.

I know this one,
he has never killed anyone.

And if he has decided now,
must I risk my ass?

- Commissioner. Marshal Giraldi.
- Hi, Ballarin.

What a risk to stay all
those hours on a tree.

And if you broke a branch?

I would have retire earlier.

We are interesting only in a fact:
could you recognize them?

- One was a longhair.
- What are you doing, Nico?

What a shock...

- Where? - Mrs Trentini.
- Here? - Yes.

Yes, madam, be quiet.

- You are really a depraved.
- I swear, there was another!

Here he is!
- He is the one that spoiled me, arrest him immediately!

I am sorry Miss,
but you are wrong.

We know you are engaged to Velletrano,

and that you see each other
on Thursday and Sunday.

He stole the keys
of the apartment in which you work?

No, the keys are always on me.

So he entered in the apartment,
crossing the walls?

To avoid being robed,
you must keep the stuff under the arm.

But it was a car.
It was a little heavy.Yes

- What car is it?
- A 112.

- The thieves like that type.
- It was new.

Listen, to continue talking
of the theft of the machine...

... we can't we see each other tonight
at your house at 9:00?

Sorry, I'm leaving this evening
for New York, I'm a hostess.

Hostess? - Yes. - Before you leave,
I could give you a kiss? - What?

Don't be afraid, a chocolate kiss.

Thank you. - You are welcome.

- Goodbye.
- Ciao.

You have an ass that speaks for itself,
if I'll meet you again...

Giraldi, the maid of De Angelis says
she doesn't know Velletrano...

Maybe you want to try...

What a nuissance.
I didn't understand a thing, tenent Ciampini

Please do not be vulgar.

Velletrano is your old acquaintance.
The girl denies everything.

Adele, you, a woman, should understand one who falls
in love with a married man with four children.

Is John married? - Yes.
- With four children? - Yes.

What a wretch!
He told me that I was the only woman in his life!

Also keeps a lover in Velletri
and a fagot in Rome.

I'm ruined!

You have to condemn him
to death, otherwise I'll kill him!

Calm, now you tell me everything
and then we will give him the right punishment.

There was a robbery in
an apartment on Parioli.

Today is the twelfth.

When she saw this disaster, my wife fainted.

I believe it.

She hasn't recovered yet. Moreover
a month ago was also robbed.

They have targeted you.

Yes, so I took away the valuable stuff.

You did wrong, for this reason they did that,
have you seen?

They also defecated.
- What did they do?

They defecated on that yellow armchair.

Ah, they shit. Sometimes they do that
by fear, sometimes by contempt.

This is by contempt.

Do you know why? Because it is not liquid.

- Nico, there is an interesting track.
- Sorry. - You are welcome.

These footprints are from parachutist boots.

- Maybe I know one that I wears that.
- Who is it? - I'll think about it and I'll tell you.

- Ballarin, please take the shit.
- Here we go. - How do you allow it?

- No that, I said the real one!
- How do I take it, damn it?!

What a question! Take a spoon, a ladle,
you do so, and you put it in the lunchbox.

For me
the point is red.

Good, here you have to measure.

- Who does these fucking jokes?!
- Who's this?!

Ah... Marshal,
want to play a game?

No, thanks. Listen, Zagaja,
you don't ever change your shoes?

I need it because sometimes
I launch myself with the parachute.

Instead, sometimes you make the thief
and leave your footprints...

... as happened in the house of engineer Marini
in Viale Bruno Buozzi 87.

I swear it to you,
I do not know anything about it.

Maybe "Tapparella" was with you.

I was at seaside with Iui.
- Yes, it's true.

You are very smart, but be sure that
sooner or later I'll get you.

Come here.

I can not incriminate you
only with the footprints.

But you have to tell me who has shit,
if not you'll eat that stuff.

Marshal,
how can I know?

Shit!

Who shit on the sofa?!
It was Trippa, from the restaurant!

Waiter, comes this pizza?!

Marshal, I said a
Neapoletan pizza.

- Are you hungry?
- Yes. - Then eat this.

- Is it shit?
- Does it disgust you? It's your stuff.

Maybe I'll put you some cheese.

Is always shit.
- Yes, but "alla parmigiana"recipe.

Come on, eat
Must I eat?

Thanks for the ride, Ballarin.

When you see your girlfriend,
try to find something about "Tapparella".

Excuse me, could I be excused from
the "maid mission"?

- You know, my wife is very jealous.
- No, I'm sorry.

You wear a beard and have blonde
hair and the maids like you.

What can I do?

You fuck and then we'll
take care of your wife.

All right.
- Hello.

Horace!

Did you bring your dog too?
Nice puppy!

- Nico!
- What are you doing in the kitchen?

I made you a sauce of garlic, oil, tomato
and chilli, you'll become crazy.

Didn't you have to do three more months?

They released me
for good behavior.

- But how did you get in?
- Do you ask a thief how to enter?

How many locks we have opened
as children! No one stopped us!

Up, move.

I called you Nico "The Pirate".
- Yes.

What a couple we were!
We still talk about our shots!

Your master will never give
you anything to eat, eh?

Obvious, he is more hungry than you.

Then you made yourself baffled at corrective,
you passed at the enemy.

Don't dig up the past.

For me it was worse than when
my wife leaved me, you know?

It was a bad blow.

I haven't found anyone else
to work with.All were stupid.

Why didn't you come to see me?

You will see how good
they are these spagetti.

Do you think I could be a policeman?
I'm allergic, do you understand?

- I do not want to reproach anything...
- Do you want a little spaghetti?

- He already ate, then he gets fat!
- Come. - Only those!

- Are they good?
- Chew, otherwise you don't feel the taste.

- I have an idea to get rich?
- Really? - Yes.

But it's something I can do
only with you.

In the police station there is a deposit
of the stolen goods not returned.

- There is valuable stuff.
- I know.

Gold bars, diamonds, paintings...
It seems there is also a Tizian painting.

So what? - You can enter
whenever you want. - Yes.

We should go together, as if
come to recognize the stolen things.

We go there on Saturday,
just before closing.

I close myself in the toilet and you come back
evening, when there is less surveillance.

It's a dangerous stuff to recollect,
who do we give to?

Now I'll explain to you.

In Rebibbia there was "ll Frustino",
frequenta ie corse.

- I arrested him three years ago.
- He knows a big receiver.

Who is it?
- Is called "The Muslim".

Because he sells away the
stuff in the Arab countries.

Everything, brilliants,
cars, paintings!

You know what I tell you?
You're coming?!I'm not.

Eat... and then you go fuck it.

Nico, you have just "shaved".

Today everyone steals, even Ministers!

Ministers can, you can't, ok?

It's a social injustice.

Serpico, do you like it?
Look how pretty!

Yes?
You slept well, beauty?

You again?
Won't you leave me alone?!

I would like to kiss your breast,
caress you thighs...

Pig, bastard and impotent!

Do you have anything else nice to tell me
or hang up right away?

I am Marshal Giraldi,
of the anti-theft team, remember?

Excuse me, I'm tormented by a maniac
who calls me everyday and says obscenities

A telephonic pervert?

I will see what can I do,
but they are difficult to identify.

- Where are you? I hear voices.
- At Capannelle!

I bet a lot of money on Hostess, a mare.
If she wins I'll invite to dinner.

Not you, the mare.

Horses come straight.

Liverpool gets away
and wins on Polesina...

... who gains second place
in front of Merlo.

Hostess is in the lead,
hoisted by Bigonzi and Ivanhoe.

- Come on, Hostess!
- Bigonzi!

Bigonzi attacks Hostess

- Come on, Hostess!
- Go, Bigonzi!

We are at the last meters!
Bigonzi is first!

I took Bigonzi! - The horse
of the assholes! - Go!

Frustino is at the stables.
I must go, my "girlfriend" is waiting for me.

Go, I'll take care of it.

Today is a bad day,
General Custer can't run.

Why?
- Is nervous. In order not to be wrong, I play Madama.

Did you understand...?

- Hello, Frustino.
- Marshal!

Look... I have to talk to you.

What do you know about The muslim?
- "The muslim"? - Yes.

- It does not run today. Who is it?
- I'll run it.

Frustino...

Don't fool me.

You know perfectly well whom is The muslim

The one that sells stolen cars.

"Muslim"...
Never heard of.

I swear.
You continue to play the smart-ass, eh?

Bind it strong, if not, he breaks
the doors!

Close well.

- You really do not remember?
- No, I do not know.

- Do not you remember at all?
- No.

Come on, I'll refresh your memory.

Excuse me, what do you want to do?

- A cure of phosphorus.
- But how... What do you want to do?!

- Enter!
- Let me go out, this kills me!

Help, open!

- What about the "Muslim"?
- All!

It's called Raganelli Vittorio,
lives in the caves of San Nicola!

Get me out of here, if you want
I'll tell you also his date of birth!

Oh God! He kicked me,
this son of a mare!

You can not enter,
The caves are unsafe.

We must see the "Muslim",
Frustino sends us.

- We have to sell this car.
- Wait up.

What is it?
- There is a car labeled "S", a 128.

- He says "Frustino" sends him.
- Pass.

Go, at the bottom of the tunnel to the right.
- Thank you.

I don't understand why we came
with my car. It's new.

If it's not new, it doesn't interest him.

If it ruins itself, will pass
a life before the police compensates me.

Do not worry, life is short.

- You know "Frustino"?
- No, I am Frustino's friend.

- How does it come to the registry office?
- Rapetti Luigi, was Domenico.

I told you not to load the diesel engines cars!

What, the Arabs sell the cars to NAFTA?

Those offend themselves,
with the gas they wash their asses!

If you want to work with me,
you have to wake up!

Do not make me stay on thorns!
As soon as it's all right, call me!

They are two. What he knows
"Frustino" is the son of Gratta.

- It was a famous Iadro in Rome.
- I've heard of him.

Just after Fontanone calls warn me.
- All right.

That's Vanessa's car.

- "Salam, Mr. Muslim".
- Go fuck. - Here...

Where did you get it?

In a cross of the Salaria,
near at the Empire cinema.

- The car is fine.
- If it doesn't get sick...

Check the booklet if they are correct
The chassis and engine numbers.

- So, how much do you pay?
- I can give you 200,000.

But sorry, it is "S", has not yet made the second coupon!

There is no money around,
there is so much competition!

change the license plates,
the engine numbers...

The work costs so much!

"Fontanone" says that everything is ready.
The commander wants 2 millions extra.

Damn all Spaniards like him!

What should I say? -

Give them to him,
as long as he leave immediately!

Do you understand?! Two millions extra

And he has already taken 4 millions
on a load of 20 cars!

They are another 100,000 lire a piece! They aren'y cocks!
- It's money.

See, I have remitted 2 million!
What should I do?!

- You have to close the shop.
- Don't move!

Both face to wall
and arms up!

Are you from the police?!
- No... of the brotherhood of Capocotta!

And what do you do?!
- We arrest the son of the bitches. Come on, move.

The headlights of the car, soon!

Ah!

Kill him!

Ah!

Ah!

Don't move!

I still have to pay for it!
I signed half a kilo of bills!

Mother fucker!

- Ah!
- I told you not to move!

I wonder how much it will cost me
to change the glass!

Keep the cuffs.
Arrest them all. Yes.

Then call Tozzi and tell
him to send you the van.

All right.

Then call Vanessa and tell
her that we found her car.

All right.

And turn on the lights.
Nothing else?

Yes, don't be an asshole.

- Who is it?!
- I'm Mahomed. - What do you want?!

If you are a good Muslim,
you must tell me the name of the ship.

- It's called Dale.
- From where it leaves? - From Anzio, in an hour.

- Are you tired?
- Much. - Then sleep, Allah is with you.

I have to hurry up.

Stop that madman!

Refresh yourself!

Mad!Son of a bitch!

Go slow with the appreciation.

Because if we use the bad language, you finished
the elementary school, I finished the university.

Come on, back to port.
- Who are you?

Marshal Giraldi, Italian police.
My card.

Turn back
with this ship full of stolen cars.

On this ship,
that card is a piece of shit!

Here only I command,
you understand?

I have
an international card.

- Turn.
- No, not around.

It's better that you turn,
because if you make me angry, I'll kill you!

You can't shoot on this boat!

Consider that I didn't say!
I turn arround!

Marshal,
I'm here with my "girlfriend".

She's... very in love with me.

She wants to marry me,

but she doesn't know that
my wife will never consent, damn it!

I recommend, fragrant
but not too mature.

- Hi, Olimpia!
- Hello. - How come you do the shopping?

"The cook, overwhelmed by love, gave herself
to a man who didn't deserve her".

- What do you mean?
- She copulated with him.

What?
- She fucked with him, then she was abandoned.

Now she is at a stand-off meeting.

I'll introduce you my boyfriend,
Enzo Bianchi. Olimpia Trippetta.

- Very glad! - Kiss it, no?
- Pleasure. - Pleasure.

I have to go, I'm out without permission.
See you on Sunday.

- Hello.
- Can you give me this melon?

It's nice, is not it?
- Yes, but is an ordinary, vulgar type.

I do not like men
poorly educated.

I prefer poor men
but refined, educated...

... that when they see you say...

"Trucidona", how are you?!

Osvaldo Proietti, my boyfriend at home.
- Pleasure.

My name is only Osvaldo,
my friends call me "Tapparella".

- It's a nickname that comes from childhood.
- Yes.

Osvaldo comes from a noble family.

I remember how our love was born
at Villa Borghese.

- He jumped from a bush...
- I was peeing!

You have come to make me inbarassed?
Don't get mad!

I've come to tell you that tonight
we can't meet, I have a big deal.

All right. bye.

Ok! Sunday we will see each other
"to bring you a skin"

Bye!

What?
- He meant he is going to buy me a fur coat.

What business he deals with?
Immobiliari. He buys and sells appartments.

The villa is full of silverware, all antiques..

That's Mr. Douglas,
has just turned from America.

He must have a lot of money.

Do you have keys?
Yes, Zagaja took them from the maid.

The shot could be done
on Thursday evening.

The woman goes out and the American
spends the night away from home.

There's the dog.

You can't give him
a meatball, he eats only from the owner.

Then there's nothing to do.

Damn, I sacrificed myself for nothing?!

Look at the "toilet" I had to
fuck, to have the keys!

Speaking of fucking,
I got an idea.

The brakes work better.

Of course, the "Muslim" has the cars
serviced by his mechanics, then he sells them.

Where do we celebrate the car recovery?
I would have an idea.

- Hey, Marshal Giraldi!
- I prepare to go to bed.

- But...
- Anyway we end there.

We avoid wasting time with the preamble -
You misunderstood.

You know what I tell you, my love?
I want to make love with you and I'll tell you.

You want to make love with me
and you don't tell me, so I help you.

It must be that pig.
He always calls me at this hour.

Answer, hold it on the phone.
Let him speak.

Yes?
You didn't answer this morning.

It's all the day I'm excited
thinking at your beautiful legs.

- Your long and velvet thighs.
- Make him speak.

I would like to kiss them. I've called you
many times but I have not found you.

Now you can talk to me, if you want.

- Who is it?
- Police!

But...?
- I'm sorry, ma'am. I need the phone, I'm sorry.

- Who was it?
- A policeman in his underwear.

- Does it come to my house?
- You're hot upstairs, me downstairs.

- But look at that stuff...
- Telephone control center?

I understand, Giraldi,
is the usual maniac.

If he doesn't speak from a public telephone,
we can identify it.

Which is the number?

The bra? No, I never wear.

You wear panties?
- Yes.

Today I put the black ones.What a beauty.
Does this color excite you?

- With jeans?
- I don't use them with jeans.

Tell him to call you back
tomorrow morning at 8:00.

I have to go,
can you call me tomorrow at 8:00?

Yes, tomorrow morning at 8:00...

Come here.

- Come here.
- What are you doing?

I have to check if you told him the truth...

You told it.

The mastiff doesn't resist anymore,

he already fucked four
times, this smart-ass.

- Salvatore! Hey!
- Yes?

What is it?
- Here is the safe.

It is one of those with combination.

- Look a bit.
- It takes the drill.

I'll bring it to you. What it takes?

- I need 10 minutes. Hurry up.
- All right.

Zagaja, how's the dog going? He fucks.

You found him a nice whore.

Are you still in bed?
You sleep naked, right?

I can feel the warmth of your body.

Now I caress your belly,
you tits, the nipples...

Come on, beautiful, talk,
tell me something exciting.

- Asshole!
- But, scuse me...

I want to break your habit of
saying obscenities at the phone.

Scuse me, but who are you?

Why, don't you like that I caress
your "sweet cheeks"?

- Look what I call the police!
- There's no need, it's already arrived.

May I present myself, Marshal Giraldi,
the punisher of the perverts!

I have done nothing prosecutable!

Yes, but if you dare to call anymore,
for you will be "rough augers"!

- What does this mean?
- Acid cocks!

I don't know how they did to neutralize it,
it's very ferocious.

Do not eat anything from the hands of
strangers, it is difficult to narcotize it.

- Was it tied last night?
- No, it was free.

I think they hypnotized it.

Yes, they brought mandrake...
Gargiulo, why are you such an stupid?

Marshal, I am brigadier,
there are people.

So you're an asshole brigadier.

There were values in the safe?

Few dollars, a policy
and a book of "traveller's cheque".

Nothing important.

Few dollars..A book of "traveller's cheque"

An assurance policy..

And what is this?
I know one who pays 20% for "traveller's cheque".

But here is strong stuff,
I'affare Zebra Point!

Checks of billions...
bribes of millions...

They are the ones who took bribes for the American tanks!

Show me!
- It was written that one has taken 6 billion!

So what?
- He must give us a bit, also, right?

Ah, of course.

The girl is a friend of my girlfriend...

and she is a maid
in engineer Micheli's house.

He is a stupid one
called "ll Cresta".

They were out for lunch because the Micheli family
went to the sea for the weekend.

She takes her to fuck and he steals
the keys of the apartment.

If I come in your home,
you will judge me badly.

Do not worry,
I judge you very well.

Look, there are also the friends.

Please don't close,
we have forgotten the keys.

Thank you.

Which floor are you going to?

Fifth.
- We too.

- Are you coming back from vacation?
- Yes. - We come back from abroad.

Rome is empty, eh?

- Do you also go to Micheli?
- Gi�.

What a combination!

- We may be wrong.
- But how come, you have the keys!

Are you maybe appartament's thieves?

You are also...?

I could pee in my pants because of the laughter!

In such a big city...
two thieves and two policemen!

Two policemen?!

Be 'good, otherwise you'll feel another ramp!

Today is Sunday,
you made me work too hard.

Breath well and make me hear the whistle
agreed with Cresta.

I bring back myself the keys to him.

No, get your breath and do it well.

Here, good.

Come on, I wake you up the "pippolino".

Calm down,
let me smoke a cigarette in peace.

- When will these come?
- What do you say?

Nothing, you continue as well.

- Drin! Drin!
- Again, the "pippolino" is out!

How good you are!

What jokes are these?!
Stupid jokes.-

Who is the general
of this army?

I'm the lawyer Gorgagni,
from the general Dal Fabbro.

Couldn't he come?
Between thieves we manage better.

- Where is the money?
- First you have to give me the booklet.

This morning, when I got up,
I looked in the mirror.

I did not have scrim 'm home "Gumcunw.
- Scuse me?

If I came with the booklet...

... you, the bastards of Zebra Point
could have beat me to death.

And maybe you steal me the booklet...
How is called...? "Compromising".

You give me the money
and then I'll give you the booklet...

... maybe in a big stadium,
with a lot of people.

I don't have the booklet,
even if you kill me...

If you give me the money, I'll bring it to you.
I don't run away.

But what do you gain if you're killing me?

We don't kill you,
we'll just caress you.

If you tell us where is the booklet,
we let you go.

I don't know! It is at a friend of mine,
but I don't know where he hid it!

Don't be a smart ass!

Come on, Taparello!

If you talk you can save yourself,
maybe with some broken ribs.

Who is this your friend?
What's his name?!

Zagaja.

He lives in the public housing...
of Via di Pietralata...

Let me go...

Ah!

Ah!

No, mom!

I didn't do anything with that, I swear!

You can't get away with that!

Open, Bartolo!

I'll split your head, dirty pig!

- Stop, Teresa, are you crazy?!
- He fucked with that whore!

What did I tell you?!

I gave him five children
and I made an abortion!

He did it for profesional reasons.
Yes, sure..

- Wait a moment.
- I don't want see him again!

Dad, there's that "pain in the ass called
"Commissioner Tozzi.

You come?

I speak to him, be good.

I'll tell him that you
call him "a pain in the ass"

Hello, I'm Nico.
No, Ballarin spouses are in the bathroom.

They found "Tapparella" killed
inside a cement tank.

Those of Homicide have asked to help them.
You knew "Tapparella".

- Yes, but I do not deal with crimes.
- Don't piss me off!

I want a very complete
report on this Taparella!

Damn!
- Something serious, marshall?

They have killed "Tapparella".

Poor one, he was the lover of
my girlfriend' acquaintance.

That whore!

Be good!
We're working, stop it!

Put down this broom.
What was this acquaintance's name?

She was called Olimpia.

On Sundays they always went dancing
at Gabbiano Verde.

Put the broom down,
we'll go to dance too.

Damn...
Filotto, you come to shit, also in my house?!

That stinks...

Horace, that torment...
This "zozzo" of your master...

- Sorry, but I don't have the toilet at home.
- Shit on the lawn!

I am afraid of the vipers!

Obvious!

It's an extraordinary thing.
Listen to me.

II 18, at the tax office of Via Normanni
there is the payment of taxes.

So what?
- There's a lot of money in the box,

18 is Saturday and you should accompany me
as if you had stopped me.

- What is it?
- Come here. - Yes. What is it?

Do you know the news?
Go fuck yourself.

Do not break my balls,
I must dress to go dancing.

I will go tu fuck myself,
but give me 1000 lire.

- I have 5, I give you all of them.
- Thank you. For a while you won't see me!

- Come on, Horace!
- Hi, Horace. - We have found 5000!

May I have the pleasure of dancing with you?
How dare you!

Don't you see that I am mourning
and my soul is so disturbed?

I know, I know...
He was my best friend.

- Tappa.?
- ...rella, yes.

- Did you know him?
- Sure.

Then you know how many treasures of goodness
had in his heart.

Has he ever told you
about me, "Serranda"?

"Serranda and Tapparella"?

We were always together,
we were like brothers.

Everyone knew us.

Once he told me:

"Listen to me well, if one day
a disgrace should happen to me.."

"... please, take care of Olimpia".

- Really?
- Sure!

Then let's dance
in commemoration of his soul.

What are you doing? Are you horny?

Yes, but in honor of "Tapparella".

I'm sorry, "Serranda", but I
swore him fidelity all my life.

To me it seems too much the entire life.

At least... 10 years.

- Ten years?
- Five...

Four...

Three...

Let's... 3 months.

Three months is an eternity.

I'll have 10 minutes of fidelity.

My whole soul is hurt.

So you know what we do?
Let's go and fuck.

How to kiss well...
- Do you like it?

Yes, your lips are killing me.

Listen...
- Yes?

I have a small flaw.
- Which?

You must tell me the names of my friends,
otherwise I will get angry.

What do you care?
Do you know them, do not you?

I have to hear them,
otherwise my cock sags.

- Ah, yes?
- What are their names? - The Trapanese brothers...

It works! Repeat! Trapanese!

The Trapanese brothers...
- And then?

- Then Zagaja...
- Zagaja! I like that name!

- Where does he live?
- In Via di Pietralata.

Via Pietralata...
Di 'Zagaja and Pietralata!

- Zagaja Pietralata!
- Here! What number? - Number 69!

- Repeat! 69! - 69!
- Repeat! - 69!

- What the fuck do you want?!
- What the fuck you want!

What the fuck are you doing in my boat?!

Fuck, cann't you see the lady is here?!
Is it the way to talk?!

Sorry, I felt bad, I was fainting because of a trouble.

- I felt the need to rest.
- Please, miss, this way. - Thank you.

Madam,
you are troubled without pants!

- Did you see that stuff?
- Of course, it's not San Remo's panorama.

I was born in a street like this.

How can't them avoid to become delinquents?

These are not houses,
are thieves' farms.

They put in the lift broken,
when they build these houses.

Look here.

It's open, let's go in?
- Let's go in.

- What happened?
- Someone came before us.

- Zagaja is not there?
- It seems not.

Marshal, look here.

It is our friend Zagaja.

Why did they do it that?

What important thing could
have had a little thief as him?

I'm going to warn the centre.

And I'm going to look
for a guy who is the last hope.

Filotto, wait, I have to talk to you.

Where are you going?!
I said I have to talk to you!

Filotto, wait!
Do not be stupid!

Wait! What are you doing, run away?!

Are you crazy?!

Do you want to play
" guards and thieves"?!

What took you?!

Stop, stupid!

Sit down, come on.

Nico, you do not have to be offended,
but for me you are a bad friend.

Am I a bad friend?

They gave me a warning.

They say I'm a spy since
they saw me coming into your house.

If they tell you this, now you tell me where
the Trapanese brothers are hidden.

- I do not know.
- Come on, you know it.

I think they moved to the Adele board.
And where?

In Via Ezio in Prati.

Now leave me alone.

I care for you, but
these ones aren't joking.

These are very dangerous people.

I know.

Now wait, let me get to the fountain. Do you remember?
- Yes.

As a kid
you rinse your mouth...

... so your mother didn't feel
your breath that smelled of smoke.

Filotto, you always talk about the past,
you seem my grandmother.

Those were good times!

Ah!

When have you ever seen a policeman
at the funeral of a Iadro?

Be careful how you speak.

Before being a thief,
Filotto was a friend of mine!

As a friend, you have to respect him!

I wear always my hat, even in bed,
but I removed it for him!

If it is there, it is also our fault!

All right, do not get angry.

The boss has said to renounce it,
the Homicide team will take care of it.

Come on!
- We can't distract ourselves from our work.

Perhaps there is a possibility
to recover the Mangano stolen goods.

You should come with me to Via Sannio.

Can I "put to bed"
my friend?!

Then I have to fix this beast!
Now he is orphan!

You knew the stuff stolen from the Mangano.
I don't remember it well.

You told me you were engaged to their maid,
and that you put on her master's pajamas.

Until I found him inside of it.

These puppies have a spot on the head. It reminds me of someone.

Come on,
don't waste your time with dogs.

Maybe I know how they did the shot at the American villa.
- O, yes?

- Listen...
- Do you want a nice dog?

- You and I know each other.
- It seems to me too.

- At the tavern...
- Of the shit.

with "Tapparella", no?

- Maybe, I don't remember.
- Don't you remember, eh?

Listen...
how old are these dogs?

Listen, Marshal, I'm here to sell,
I have to earn a living.

- The bitch is yours?
- Yes, but I don't know anything.

Tell me the truth, you have rented
the bitch to "Tapparella".

When she was in heat he told me
he had a male to cover her.

Is there a problem?

I do not know anything I do
not want to be involved!

Next time don't rent the bitch to the thieves.

Let's go.
- Where?

At the father of the puppies,
I understood everything.

Really? -

"Tapparella" and the associates
have rented a bitch in heat.

They brought her to fuck with the American mastiff,
and in the meantime they did the robbery.

He is a liar, he said
there was nothing in the safe.

- The american?
- No, Douglas!

He had some important stuff at home!
That's why there are already two dead!

I already told you that I don't know anything!
I don't invent!

After all I have made a complaint against
unknown as soon as I heard about the theft!

They aren't unknown, two are already dead:
"Tapparella" and his friend Zagaja.

This one doesn't even look at me!
Don't look at him, either.

I don't care if he doesn't look at me,
but al least he must listen to me!

A certain "Tapparella"
and his friend Zagaja are dead...

... because they had found something
important in your safe!

The dog had to guard the house,
instead he begun to fuck as crazy.

He could be a great
Sherlock Holmes amateur...

... but I'm afraid this is not the case
to prove it.

I already told you
what was in the safe.

Nothing to justify
the assassination of two men.

Tell this masked policeman
to stop with certain insinuations!

A moment...
- Please, Nico. No insinuations, Mr Douglas.

Maybe you forgot to tell us that
in the safe there was something else.

No, scuse me a moment,
tell this American...

... that the Trapanese brothers are alive,
and they are two big problems.

Go ahead, tell him!

I have nothing more to add at my denounce.
Now I apologize, but I have a commitment.

Take me away, because I'm so furious!
Goodbye!

And you don't fuck anymore, if not
the master will cut your balls!

I'm Giraldi, you have to put the American's
phone under control.

Ralph... Douglas... 300075.

Do you think the trap will work?

Tozzi, listen to me, we've got him.

Now I have to go to the board Adele,
but I need a nice whore.

Do you want me to remedy it?

We can get one of the
female team, like Lieutenant Ciappini.

- Good morning.
- Is there a room?

For two?
- No, for eight! Don't you see we're two?

Calm yourself, I have a room,
running water, sink, everything all right.

The number 8.
- I recommend, Sheets without crabs.

Mister, you pay 2000 lire per day,
what do you pretend? -

At least two lobsters.

Does Salvatore Trapanese live here?
So, where's his room?

Near yours, number 10.
- Thank you.

We won't be fooled like the others.

We will give you the
booklet on the Rome-Formia train which leaves at 11:00.

No, we will look for you.
You send one of your representatives...

... with a red carnation in the buttonhole
and "La Domenica del Corriere" in hand.

With money, without trick
and without deception, all right?

- We don't find anything.
- Yet something must be here.

I tell you, lieutenent,
something must be here.

I've found it. End of the "treasure hunt".

What did I tell you?

That Douglas is a son of a bitch.

The name of this General dal Fabbro
is written more times than Jesus' name in the Gospels.

Do you think that the crimes
are connected with this booklet?

It's obvious.

But a thing must be clarified:
Douglas or Dal Fabbro?

To find out, we have to put
the book back in place.

Isn't it better to report them
all and arrest the Trapanese?

No.

From dal Fabbro and Douglas
we will discover everything.

We must have Trapanese free, but supervised.

I can't support your...

Do not worry, lieutenant.
If that's the problem, I "support" it to you.

Forza Lazio!

So, Scani, what do you say?

The phones of Dal Fabbro, home and office,
are also under control.

Did you find anything?
- There were no calls, neither departing nor arriving.

Evidently he escaped.
And Douglas?

We are constantly monitoring it.

So?
- They are talking, shall I listen?

- No, they could notice it.
- He hung up.

- What were they talking about?
- I don't know, I don't understand English.

But how can you put a stupid
who doesn't even speak Italian...

... to intercept the calls of
an American who speaks in English?!

- Don't get angry.
- What kind of policemen are you?!

The phone calls are all recorded
and then translated by the translators.

So passes a week and that has
time to kill even the Pope!

- I want to know what they say right away!
- A call for you.

How do I work like this?
Hello!

I'm at the station. I Trapanese
got on a train to Formia.

The train leaves in five minutes,
what should I do?

Stupid, get on the train and don't lose them
I'll join you right away!

- Could't you not knock?!
- Excuse me.

He didn't appear yet.

We have to wait for him here.

- Here he is.
- Go.

Do you have a match, please?

Sorry... Salvatore Trapanese,
for the Zebra Point affair.

Come on.

My brother has the booklet.
He is in another wagon.

You give me the money and
I bring you to him.

But those three misters
must stay here.

Within 20 minutes the train slows down
for ongoing work in a station.

Until then you will have to stay with us.

I don't understand.

My brother and me don't want to have
the end of "Tapparella" and Zagaja.

We will take advantage of the slowdown
to throw ourselves off the train.

After delivery has occurred, obviously.
Agree.

Here is the money.

Do you want to count them or you trust?
- I trust.

At weight they seem right,
a dollar more, a dollar less.

Lawyer, here.

Rosario, wake up.

Rosario, wake up!

Rosary! They killed you
to get the booklet!

But it does not end this way!
I kill them all!

Ah!

Salvatore Trapanese, stop!
I'm from the police! Ah!

Did you see what one must do to get the train!
Yes, really...

Where are you going, Trapanese?!

Stop!

Don't shoot him, stupid, I need him alive!

Stop, Trapanese!

Ah!

Cover my ass, Gargiulo!

Come, now I'll cover you!

Tell me who took the booklet.

I do not know...
They killed Rosario...

Throw the gun! Hands up!

Here, Gargiulo,
"the desert fox" has arrived!

They are the ones you must follow, not me!
- And why?

- I am Marshal Giraldi!
- Yes, sir!

Must we "throw us " in pursuing?

You should throw yourself in the WC!
With your car, too!

Good evening, Mr Douglas.
I did the work.

Perfect,
you are a true professional.

Here you are the money.

What makes you think that the American
is the real blackmailer?

But then, you didn't understand a shit.
Hadn't he the booklet?

That one came to take money
from those who were involved in the deal.

Mr. Douglas left for America.
What did I tell you?

They killed a killer, Pasquale lcardi.

Who worked for Douglas.

Yes, they often spoke.

They found him shot in the stomach,
at a river port.

UNderstood?

There's no end of it.
We should open a funeral agency.

Gargiulo says he saw him
getting on the train.

Tozzi, are you now convinced
that Douglas is a son of a bitch?

Was I right or not?
Yes, but now he has left, what more can we do?!

We just have to do a great trick.
What would it be?

You must send me to New York on a special mission.
- You're crazy?!

Money, tickets, rebates, requests, bureaucracy...
- So?

- And then in America they need cash.
- So?!

Pay attention to me, we must be careful..

And with "cocks and countercocks"

How come everytime an American is involved
they all shit on them?

- He's right.
- Nico, relax.

Let's do something, give me a 8 days
leave, I can't stand it anymore.

What?
You have to give me a 8 days leave!

And for what reason?
Because I have hemorrhoids!

- May I?
- But...? - Thank you.

Come out! I told you not to run!

You are not practical!

Who are you?!
- He's my cousin,

I'm Marshal Giraldi.

Take him to the hospital.
Look what a mess he has made.

If you want again, you must give me a kiss.

Nico!
From you I have to expect everything!

I did not take it, I pursued
the thief. He dented it.

It's destroyed!
- Come on, it will be repaired.

Let's drink something?

- Where?
- In New York. - What are you saying?!

I have to go to New York to resolve
something unfinished.

As you are a hostess,
you can remit a free ticket.

If you need the degree of relationship,
I'll marry you right away.

Look, I'll trust you!

"My uncle born in Frocinone, do you know?"
- What did you say?

- "My uncle of Frocinone", understood?
- Yes, you have an uncle "frocione".

But why did you put this grate?

"Here many delinquents kill
for money, many drunks." You got it?

I understand that you are in the shit
worse than us!

- Hello.
- You need help? - What? - "I translate".

A cousin lives here,
I called him from the airport.

Our grandmothers used to be whores
together, at the time of Garibaldi.

Who is Garibaldi?
- The coach of Naples.

Come on, Naples!

Billy! Hey, Billy!

- I don't understand you, go away! Billy!
- Billy!

Nico, go up!

Come down, I have no
time! Hurry up, get down!

0k, I go down!
Wait!

A quick thing, eh?
Hey, do you want to go?!

- Are you drunk? They all come to me!
- Nico, here I am!

- Billy!
- How are you?

Wow!
- Wait for me to look at you.

You're always dressed like a beggar.

To get dressed like that
I spend a lot of money.

Who is this? Send him away!

- Come on, go away.
- Fuck yourself!

I have all the information on Ralph Douglas.

He was an important CIA agent.
Now he isn't anymore.

- Do you understand?
- Yes, he was from the CIA. - Yes.

- And where does he live now?
- 9, East, 57.

Wait, write it here. And in Italian,
otherwise I don't understand anything.

So, 9... East...

- Again him! But what do you want?
- Get out!

We are not from the country!

- 9, 57th East Road.
- - At number 9, ok.

The police
can not enter his apartment.

There is a need for a trial and
a permit to search.

Even here the law
is on the side of the delinquents.

- It's the law.
- Rieccolo.

Shut up!

Look, I want to know
if by chance Douglas...

Fuck off!

If he has a maid, I can manage.

Yes.

He has a
- colored girl named Melania Ross.

- Do the cleaning...
- from 3:00 to 5:00.

What does this mean? Speak Italian!

From 3:00 to 5:00.
- I get it.

Keep me this stuff,
then I'll pick it up.

Come to dinner, my wife made
spaghetti with jam!

You'll eat them!

Take these.

Excuse me...
where is number 9?

Hello, Melania,
what do you take?

- Give me one of those.
- Immediately.

- Careful, it's hot.
- Good day. - Hello.

Hello, Melania! How are you?

"Want some fresh coke?"

It's not possible.

- I see you have a new costume.
- Cool, eh? I bought it here.

What are you looking for?

A booklet I had started to read in Rome.

- I wanted to know how it ended.
- I'm sorry, but now I call the police.

So you tell them of that Pasquale
lcardi you killed.

The killer who find your booklet

- Bravo. How did you know?
- I have guessed.

And you fell there
like an asshole.

Strange thing for a CIA agent,
even if they're all assholes!

So... "Mr Cazzone",
where is the booklet?

Tell me where it is or you'll have
the same end as Trapanese.

What do you get by killing me?

One less son of a bitch.

- In America there is an electric chair.
- Not for me.

Look...
In two hours there is an airplane for Rome.

Tomorrow I'm on my terrace
"to rinse my balls".

So, where is the booklet?

If you were thinking, you would understand
that we could make a deal!

What kind of deal?
We could split up a lot of dollars.

Blackmailing the "capoccioni"
of Zebra Point, eh?

Remembering them how much they have earned
and making them giving a part of it.

I'm fed up. Give me the booklet,
I want to return to Rome.

OK. He's in the other room.

I only take the keys.

3, 1, 5, 2, 3.

Billy, I'm Nico.
I'm at Douglas's house.

I have a confession recorded for you.
You will earn a promotion.

Bring an ambulance, this one needs
a transfusion...of shit.

I'll tell you everything later.

Let me say hello to Serpico,
I haven't seen him for a while.

Did you eat well? He slept?

Did you think of me?
- Yes, it's fine.

Hey, Serpichino! Come here, come on!
But how, do not you say hello?

Look, I brought you from New York
a nice American hamster girl.