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Previously on "Resident Alien"...
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Hello, cousin.
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You cannot give up on your mission.
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Once I eradicate humanity...
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Don't move.
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I'll return to my planet a hero.
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If you don't tell me what is happening,
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I'm going to lose my shit.
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I am what your people
call an extraterrestrial.
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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If you kill everyone, you kill me.
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Then I won't kill everyone.
I will miss you, friend.
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I'll miss you too, friend.
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Hi. You're taking me home, right?
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This is some bullshit.
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Being an alien is easier
than being a human.
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We have evolved past having emotions,
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so we are not forced to deal with things
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like seasonal depression or road rage.
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We also have no roads,
so nobody can cut you off,
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not even Alpha Draconians,
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who are lizard-faced dickheads.
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After living on Earth,
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I am not just an alien
with human emotions.
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I am an alien with human memories.
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Is there a point where
I become more human than alien?
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I wanna go home!
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I'm not turning around.
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You should've thought of
that before you got in.
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I didn't know we were going
all the way to Grandma's house!
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Well, now you know, all right?
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You can sing the song "Itsy
Bitsy Spider" to pass the time.
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You are the spider because
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everyone hates you
and you are itsy bitsy.
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You are! And you're mean! I'm not going.
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Go ahead. Jump out of the car.
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Your lungs will explode.
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I'll enjoy washing your
guts off the side of the car.
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- Turn around, stupid!
- What are you doing? Let go!
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♪ This is ground control to Major Tom ♪
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♪ You really made the grade ♪
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[SCREAMING ECHOING]
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You've suffered fairly
significant head trauma.
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Are you experiencing any
issues with memory loss?
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[GROANING SIGH]
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You were pretty dazed
when they brought you in here.
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They said they found you
walking down the road naked.
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Do you remember anything?
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[SOFT TENSE MUSIC]
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Do you know who you are?
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I'm an alien.
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♪♪
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I'm here to kill everyone.
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[BROWN BIRD'S "BILGEWATER"]
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[LAIDBACK ACOUSTIC STRUMMING]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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They have Max.
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The military, the mercenaries,
whatever the hell they were.
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They must have taken
him out of the warehouse.
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- You don't know that.
- I looked everywhere.
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Two hours. Inside, outside.
I mean, Max is gone.
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What the hell am I gonna
tell his parents?
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Try this. "Your kid is gone.
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There was an alien involved."
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[SIGHING] Oh.
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I can't do it.
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Well, you can't run from this.
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I'll be with you every step of the way.
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[SIGHS]
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Okay. [TAKES DEEP BREATH]
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Thanks for coming with me.
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Hell, no. I'm not going.
I gotta cook eggs.
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[SCOFFS]
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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- Hi, Ben.
- Asta, come on in.
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You're just in time for
my famous "Bencakes."
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- Pancakes with a secret twist.
- Okay.
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The secret ingredient is brown sugar.
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Max.
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Family secret ruined.
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Asta, hi. Everything okay?
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Yes, of course.
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I just wanted to check
on Max and you both.
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I heard there was a break-in last night.
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Well, I wanted to know what happened.
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Oh, you mean the attempted
kidnapping we thwarted?
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[SNARLING AND GRUNTING]
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Had to rough up some
perps, but no B-I-G.
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Yeah, the police were here all night
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trying to collect evidence,
fingerprints, stuff like that.
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Wow.
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Asta...
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you ever looked down
the barrel of death?
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Stare the devil in the face?
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Dad, the blueberries are burning.
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Dang it!
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Poor Max.
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Looks like he hasn't slept a wink.
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That is accurate.
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Well, I should go.
I'm just glad you're safe.
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Is that blood?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, there was... there
was blood all over us.
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- We're safe now.
- Yeah, thanks to you.
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Mm-mm. Thanks to you.
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[BOTH MOAN]
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- You saved me, Daddy.
- Our little baby needs saving.
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Our little baby needs to be saved.
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- Oh, baby.
- Yeah, I do.
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- Are you okay? Are you scared?
- I'm so scared. So upset.
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- Are you upset?
- Well, I should just...
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Yeah, I'll walk her out.
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[INCOHERENT BABY TALK
AND LOUD SMOOCHING]
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What the hell happened to you?
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Meet me at the baseball
field in 20 minutes.
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Okay.
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪♪
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See, this is why I keep
a fishing rod in the truck.
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Plus, you put a french fry on the end,
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you can freak the hell
out of some pigeons.
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Sir, I don't think
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Dr. Vanderspeigle would want
you fishing off his deck.
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Trying to get into the mind
of a potential serial killer.
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Sick bastard.
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He probably sat here
fishing just like this.
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Doorknob is a match, which
means the original French doors
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ended up in the lake.
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These ones are replacements.
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Okay, so what we got here?
We got... we got a severed foot.
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We got the boot that held the foot
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That lets us know it's not just
some simple swimming accident.
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And then somehow, these doors here,
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they end up in the lake.
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- What if there was a struggle?
- Oh, yeah.
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See, I love how your mind works, Deputy.
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You're like a true crime podcast.
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- Go ahead. Pod me.
- All right.
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What if they fought inside and
then Harry threw dead foot guy
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through the French doors...
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and he lands around here.
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- [GLASS SHATTERS]
- [GRUNTS]
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Yeah, no, I see where you're going.
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And then... and then Dr. V,
he comes out like this.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Grab you like that, and
I throw you in the lake.
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You can't. I'm holding your arms.
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What if I got an extra set
of arms I use to choke you out?
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♪♪
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Like an accomplice?
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No, like I was in a radiation
accident when I was five,
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so my father was a scientist
in the lab and then I snuck in
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and then I grew a second pair
of arms and I fight crime.
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Huh.
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Think we should wait for
the doctor to come home
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to talk to him?
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No, we don't wanna spook him.
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We need to do a deep dive on him first.
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We gotta get inside his head,
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find out what makes this man tick.
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We can't half-ass this one.
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Stakes are way too high.
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You know what? Maybe I'd
be better with six arms.
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That's better than four.
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Hell, I can cut my shower
in half if I had six arms.
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I'd get my nuts and my butt and my pits,
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still have two arms left.
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It's a great day to be alive.
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♪♪
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When we crashed, I blacked out.
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I woke up right here.
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Watch this.
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[FEET CLANKING ON HULL]
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♪♪
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- Is that the ship?
- It's invisible.
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- [METALLIC CLANKS]
- Cool, right?
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Yeah, cool.
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Where do you think Harry went?
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Not home.
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♪♪
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[GASPS] Not without his ship, anyway.
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You know, when he left,
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I thought I was done with all this shit.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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I like that word.
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I don't know where the hell he is,
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but we gotta find him before
someone finds this thing.
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♪♪
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That's his blood. He's hurt.
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I gotta go. Don't let
anyone near the ship.
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♪♪
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My planet is in your
constellation Ursa Major,
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which you call the Great Bear.
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It is one of three planets
that orbits our sun.
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And your planet, the planet Earth,
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is in one of our constellations.
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It... it looks like a giant... human...
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boob... and your sun is the nipple.
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Well, this is very interesting.
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What's the name of your planet?
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[PERCUSSIVE ALIEN NOISES]
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- [CLAPS AND WHISTLES]
- Sounds familiar.
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[GUTTURAL RASP]
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- [YIPS]
- Think my uncle lived there.
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He could never live on my planet.
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His carbon isotope ratio
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is less than half
the planet's pole magnetism.
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[LAUGHS] She's so stupid.
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Who else thinks that she is so stupid?
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- Let's go this way.
- Mm-hmm.
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Cousin, I will save you!
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The younger ones are the most dangerous.
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- Sir!
- What have you done?
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[WHIMPERING]
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You have stuffed him.
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You bastard!
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- Someone get a sedative.
- Yes, Doctor.
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Don't touch me. Leave me alone!
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I'm a superior being!
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[LAUGHS]
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Nurse, where's that sedative?
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[MOUSE CLICKS]
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♪♪
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Dr. Ethan's late.
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I'm sure he'll be here soon.
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I heard he hooked up with D'arcy.
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Jealous?
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I'm busy, Ellen.
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I can do without the gossip, okay?
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Then I guess you
don't wanna know about
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D'arcy crushing Jimmy's truck.
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What?
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I heard D'arcy and
Jay cut Jimmy's brakes.
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Jay threatened to kill him
if he ever went near you.
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[WHISPERS] Psycho.
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[SNIFFS]
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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Hello?
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Hey, Asta. It's Cindy over in Braddock.
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We had a guy come in who
matches your description.
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[SIGHS] Thank God. Is he okay?
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He's had a head injury.
Thinks he's an alien.
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An alien? Um, wow.
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Yeah, yeah. That's a head injury.
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I will be right there, okay? Thank you.
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[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
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For humans,
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memory is a big part of
who they believe they are.
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If a human's brain is damaged
and that memory is affected...
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so is their perception of self.
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I got news for you, Cosette.
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I've got news for you, Cosette.
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I got news for you, Cosette.
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With a brain that delicate,
they should wear helmets.
258
00:11:07,878 --> 00:11:10,017
[GASPS AND GROANS]
259
00:11:11,648 --> 00:11:14,392
- Where am I?
- You hit your head.
260
00:11:14,663 --> 00:11:16,887
Oh, God, I'm so glad you're okay.
261
00:11:16,892 --> 00:11:18,830
I'm glad you are here.
262
00:11:19,626 --> 00:11:21,181
Hey.
263
00:11:21,186 --> 00:11:23,103
I thought Johnny got to you.
264
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:26,170
You're lucky to be alive.
265
00:11:26,175 --> 00:11:27,671
Harry, are you okay?
266
00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:33,563
Who's Harry?
I'm Detective Lennie Briscoe.
267
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:37,243
[SOFT QUIRKY DRAMATIC MUSIC]
268
00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:40,254
Um, who's Lennie Briscoe?
269
00:11:40,259 --> 00:11:42,664
♪♪
270
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,740
[GROANING SIGH]
271
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,519
Wait, who do you think I am?
272
00:11:47,552 --> 00:11:51,018
You're my informant,
Cosette the hooker.
273
00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:54,433
And from the look of you,
you've been working all night.
274
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:57,417
[SCOFFS]
275
00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:05,479
- [UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
- [CAR HORN HONKS]
276
00:12:05,484 --> 00:12:07,573
♪♪
277
00:12:07,578 --> 00:12:10,534
♪ Take my hand, come with me ♪
278
00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:13,151
Mrs. Morin, beautiful day, is it not?
279
00:12:13,702 --> 00:12:15,442
♪ Come with me ♪
280
00:12:15,447 --> 00:12:17,557
Hello, Mr. Souza.
281
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,992
Hello, Mayor. Heard you
had some visitors last night.
282
00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:21,104
Well done.
283
00:12:21,109 --> 00:12:22,624
Just a couple of bad
guys came for a visit.
284
00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:24,398
Had to serve them up
a little pound cake.
285
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,929
[CHUCKLES] Be well.
286
00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:29,769
♪ And you and me are free to be ♪
287
00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:32,476
♪ You and me ♪
288
00:12:32,481 --> 00:12:35,720
♪♪
289
00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:39,886
Deputy, why are you in my office?
290
00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:43,464
Oh, Fred used my phone right
after he had an Italian grinder
291
00:12:43,469 --> 00:12:45,730
and I think I may need
to throw it out now.
292
00:12:45,735 --> 00:12:49,441
That was the Taos County
Sheriff Department.
293
00:12:49,446 --> 00:12:51,581
Looks like they found
Dr. Vanderspeigle's truck
294
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:53,465
in an abandoned warehouse there.
295
00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:54,548
Really?
296
00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:56,605
Taos County. That's in New Mexico.
297
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,893
Interesting.
298
00:12:57,898 --> 00:12:59,531
All right, reach out to
him, have him pick it up,
299
00:12:59,535 --> 00:13:00,820
and then make a note of it in our file.
300
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:03,402
Yes, sir. Thanks for the coffee.
301
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,642
Actually, they're both for me.
302
00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:07,050
[LAUGHS] Sir.
303
00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:08,657
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
304
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:11,433
And you weren't joking.
305
00:13:11,985 --> 00:13:15,246
Both for you. Everything okay?
306
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:17,983
Everything's fine, Deputy.
We got a lot of work to do.
307
00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:20,134
- [ROCK MUSIC]
- [ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
308
00:13:20,139 --> 00:13:22,543
♪♪
309
00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:24,518
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
310
00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:27,012
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
311
00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:28,888
Please, please, please. Stop clapping.
312
00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:31,098
I'm... I'm no hero.
313
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,177
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
314
00:13:33,182 --> 00:13:35,320
Okay, that was quick.
315
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,546
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
316
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,551
♪♪
317
00:13:43,638 --> 00:13:46,020
We have a little situation here.
318
00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:49,129
Why is my "Welcome to Patience" sign
319
00:13:49,134 --> 00:13:51,105
in pieces all over my office?
320
00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:54,652
Jimmy Foster's emergency
brake failed over on Wilcox.
321
00:13:54,657 --> 00:13:56,577
His pickup took the sign out.
322
00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:57,714
Street crew didn't
know what to do with it,
323
00:13:57,718 --> 00:14:00,824
so I told him to file it
under your problem, not mine.
324
00:14:00,829 --> 00:14:01,988
[CHUCKLES]
325
00:14:01,993 --> 00:14:03,997
♪♪
326
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,473
[SIGHS]
327
00:14:07,478 --> 00:14:10,449
We gonna have a problem here, Sheriff?
328
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,574
What the hell is that on your foot?
329
00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:19,320
Oh, I think the street term
for them is, uh, shitkickers.
330
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,694
Oh, okay.
331
00:14:20,992 --> 00:14:22,529
Let's see what they're called after
332
00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,304
I Sharpie a tiny dick on the toe.
333
00:14:24,309 --> 00:14:26,671
♪♪
334
00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:28,713
I am putting my foot on the ground,
335
00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:31,457
but not because you are threatening me.
336
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:35,889
That leg position happens to
be aggravating my sciatica.
337
00:14:35,894 --> 00:14:37,130
[CHUCKLES]
338
00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:40,135
♪♪
339
00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:49,722
Field's closed!
340
00:14:49,783 --> 00:14:51,423
No, it's not.
341
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,537
[AIR HORN BLASTS]
342
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,837
You heard him. Field's closed.
343
00:14:56,842 --> 00:14:58,445
There's an underground sewage leak.
344
00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,652
Crew's on the way.
345
00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:02,175
It doesn't look like a sewage leak.
346
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,249
It doesn't look like
347
00:15:03,254 --> 00:15:06,870
you understand what the word
underground means either.
348
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:07,925
Go ahead.
349
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:10,225
Walk across the field and
breathe the sewage particulates
350
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:11,628
into your lungs.
351
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:15,374
By day two of the infection,
your colon blocks off
352
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:18,417
and poop comes out of your eyes.
353
00:15:18,562 --> 00:15:20,573
It's called eye-arrhea.
354
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,894
Yeah, I told you.
355
00:15:26,048 --> 00:15:27,451
Is that true?
356
00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:29,761
I don't wanna breathe poop particles.
357
00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:31,570
No, I made it up.
358
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,936
I'm quick on my feet,
359
00:15:32,941 --> 00:15:35,780
which will be great when
I'm the first person on Mars.
360
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:39,034
Not first woman, first person.
361
00:15:40,044 --> 00:15:42,667
- Now where is it?
- Sahar!
362
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:45,926
I'm okay. I'm okay.
363
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:48,068
♪♪
364
00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:51,747
It's not uncommon with
head injuries like his.
365
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,591
He needs rest.
366
00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:56,835
He will likely regain
his memory again soon.
367
00:15:57,119 --> 00:15:59,123
Mainly just needs somebody
to keep an eye on him.
368
00:15:59,128 --> 00:16:00,318
Okay, thanks.
369
00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:02,448
I will definitely keep my eye...
370
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,735
Oh, no.
371
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,680
[DRAMATIC POP MUSIC]
372
00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:11,658
♪♪
373
00:16:11,663 --> 00:16:14,053
♪ Feel the warmth ♪
374
00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:19,268
♪ Feel my blood circling ♪
375
00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:21,811
♪ Feel the warmth ♪
376
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:25,190
♪ Feel my blood ♪
377
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:29,003
♪ Circling ♪
378
00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:34,485
♪♪
379
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:38,176
♪ Don't ever make me blue ♪
380
00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:43,683
♪ Don't ever sacrifice ♪
381
00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:50,025
♪ Baby, let's keep it pure ♪
382
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,732
♪♪
383
00:16:51,737 --> 00:16:53,941
♪ Pure ♪
384
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,220
♪♪
385
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,743
♪ Asiumanniqi ♪
386
00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:02,320
♪ Asiumanniqi ♪
387
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,531
♪ Asiumanniqi ♪
388
00:17:04,536 --> 00:17:07,106
♪ Naniinniqi ♪
389
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,301
Max, time for lunch.
390
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,649
Max?
391
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,395
Normal.
392
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,639
Why are you doing this? I'm not sick.
393
00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:24,231
You've been to outer space,
which makes you my Guinea pig.
394
00:17:24,264 --> 00:17:26,130
I need to know the
effect of space flight
395
00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:28,536
on the human body before I go to Mars.
396
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:31,333
Have you experienced any dizzy spells?
397
00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:33,035
No.
398
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,578
- Rapid aging?
- No.
399
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,981
Increased intellectual capability?
400
00:17:38,985 --> 00:17:40,020
What?
401
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,360
That's a no.
402
00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:42,598
Max!
403
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,973
Uh-oh, we got a bogey.
404
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,802
Buddy, what are you doing?
405
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:46,972
You can't just leave
the house like that.
406
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:48,941
Your mother is worried sick, all right?
407
00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:50,211
Let's... let's go.
408
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:53,189
[NEWSPAPER RUSTLING]
409
00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:55,031
What are you waiting
for? Let's go. Come on.
410
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:57,051
We're meeting your mom at the town hall.
411
00:17:58,395 --> 00:17:59,797
Come on. Let's go.
412
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:02,774
Okay. Yeah, let's... let's go.
413
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:05,408
- Sahar, do you need a ride?
- Yes, please.
414
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,297
Get your bikes. Meet me at the car.
415
00:18:08,113 --> 00:18:10,952
All right, drop your bags!
Hats and gloves!
416
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,229
- Let's get out there warming up!
- Oh, no.
417
00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:15,234
♪♪
418
00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:23,059
♪ I see these boys ♪
419
00:18:25,716 --> 00:18:27,247
♪ I see these boys ♪
420
00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:28,778
♪ They say to come through ♪
421
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:30,419
♪ But... That noise ♪
422
00:18:30,424 --> 00:18:32,729
♪ Ain't what I'm into ♪
423
00:18:32,734 --> 00:18:35,841
♪ Get real, get real, get
real, get real, get real ♪
424
00:18:35,846 --> 00:18:36,881
Out!
425
00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:38,473
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
426
00:18:38,478 --> 00:18:41,013
♪ I see these boys,
they say I love you ♪
427
00:18:41,018 --> 00:18:44,057
Yes! Way to go, D'arce!
428
00:18:44,062 --> 00:18:45,931
[GROANS]
429
00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:48,141
Why are the cute
ones always the slowest?
430
00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:50,442
- Did we win?
- [SCOFFING CHUCKLE]
431
00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:51,834
[GROANS]
432
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,278
♪♪
433
00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:57,279
Hey, hey, hey. Nice play, skank.
434
00:18:57,284 --> 00:18:59,536
First time you didn't let
a guy get to home base.
435
00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:01,987
Oh, you know what?
You should try out for the team
436
00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:03,880
'cause your nickname
is already ball girl.
437
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:08,304
And Judy Doodie,
Pooper Cooper, Sack Lunch.
438
00:19:08,309 --> 00:19:09,505
Hold up.
439
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,173
What'd you do to your hair? Is that new?
440
00:19:11,178 --> 00:19:12,909
Oh, nothing.
441
00:19:12,914 --> 00:19:16,254
I mean, I've just had...
Had this for a long time.
442
00:19:16,678 --> 00:19:17,914
[CHUCKLING] Oh, my God.
443
00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:19,895
Is it, like, the same as yours?
444
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,559
- They're the same.
- That's so weird.
445
00:19:21,564 --> 00:19:23,397
- So weird.
- What?
446
00:19:23,402 --> 00:19:24,404
Anyway, is this for me?
447
00:19:24,409 --> 00:19:27,205
- [CLICKS TONGUE] Thank you.
- Now it is.
448
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,116
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
449
00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:33,121
♪♪
450
00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:39,464
The female assailant's eyes,
451
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:41,338
were they close together or apart?
452
00:19:41,343 --> 00:19:44,160
Mm. Far apart, I... I think.
453
00:19:44,165 --> 00:19:46,477
I wasn't paying a...
A whole lot of attention
454
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:47,513
the night they came over for dinner.
455
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,416
There was a fish incident.
456
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,823
And then during the fight,
457
00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:53,122
I didn't really get a good look
either as I was... you know,
458
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,993
I was really hitting
her mostly from behind.
459
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:56,571
Oh, hell yeah, you were.
460
00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:58,267
He was amazing.
You should have seen him.
461
00:19:58,272 --> 00:19:59,337
- It was so hot.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
462
00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:00,352
You know how it is
463
00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:02,376
when your man just
takes care of business.
464
00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:05,254
Yeah, my man takes care
of a lot of business so often,
465
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:07,196
like, all of the time.
466
00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:15,319
The female assailant's nose was it...
467
00:20:17,524 --> 00:20:19,642
- Thin?
- Uh...
468
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:21,634
Yeah, she... she had kind of, like,
469
00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:24,692
- a Disney princess nose.
- Mm-hmm.
470
00:20:24,697 --> 00:20:27,058
And she... she turned
her head once, you know,
471
00:20:27,063 --> 00:20:29,401
as I was, uh, pounding her.
472
00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:32,135
- Pounding her.
- And they kept trying to get up
473
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,111
and we just... we just kept on hitting.
474
00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:35,158
- Hitting.
- And hitting.
475
00:20:35,163 --> 00:20:36,182
And hitting and hitting and hitting.
476
00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:38,306
And hitting and... and
then... and then she did.
477
00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:40,413
She... she turned her head at the end.
478
00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:42,892
- Blood everywhere.
- And yeah, thin.
479
00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:44,025
Can I have a glass of water?
480
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:46,058
I think that would be a great idea.
481
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:54,146
Okay, I am so turned on right now
482
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:55,416
I just wanna rip your clothes off.
483
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,673
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,719
Ew. Here you go.
485
00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,705
- Thank you.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
486
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:04,370
Okey-doke.
487
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:07,272
Let's, um, talk about her lips.
488
00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:09,165
[GASPING] Oh, Jesus.
489
00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:12,984
♪♪
490
00:21:13,185 --> 00:21:15,254
Go ahead. They're not looking.
491
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:18,273
♪♪
492
00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:21,567
[PHONE LINE TRILLING]
493
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,165
We've been compromised.
494
00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:25,441
What? What do you mean?
495
00:21:25,605 --> 00:21:27,152
What does that mean?
496
00:21:27,157 --> 00:21:28,644
[SIGHS]
497
00:21:28,649 --> 00:21:31,086
Operation "Guard the Ship" is in peril.
498
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:33,269
Max's dad pulled us off the field.
499
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,328
There's a baseball game tonight.
500
00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:38,238
Oh, no. Okay.
501
00:21:38,243 --> 00:21:40,003
I'll be there as soon as I can.
502
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,008
♪♪
503
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,714
Excuse me, sir. Have you seen my...
504
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:49,456
Jesus.
505
00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:52,229
Cosette, I thought Johnny got to you.
506
00:21:52,234 --> 00:21:55,306
He has a long memory and a short temper.
507
00:21:55,311 --> 00:21:57,639
Well, I've been
ignoring Johnny's calls.
508
00:21:57,644 --> 00:21:59,581
You know, if you are going to be my CI,
509
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,921
you're going to have
to start... spilling.
510
00:22:03,317 --> 00:22:06,860
I pay you a good money to rat.
Cough up some cheese.
511
00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:08,623
I know someone who stole a suit.
512
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:11,641
I need something big.
513
00:22:11,646 --> 00:22:14,606
If you can't help with that,
then make yourself useful.
514
00:22:14,611 --> 00:22:17,852
Go get me a street dog
515
00:22:17,857 --> 00:22:21,086
with relish and... and onions.
516
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,091
[KEYS CLATTER]
517
00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:26,035
There's been a murder.
518
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,179
♪♪
519
00:22:28,184 --> 00:22:30,233
Murder, you say?
520
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,244
Now you are speaking my language.
521
00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:36,249
♪♪
522
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,262
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
523
00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:44,220
[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
524
00:22:44,225 --> 00:22:45,501
[SLURPING]
525
00:22:45,506 --> 00:22:47,462
♪♪
526
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:50,892
So tell me about this guy
who died, Harry Venderspundle.
527
00:22:50,897 --> 00:22:52,132
Close.
528
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:57,430
Um, I don't know.
He was... he was a friend.
529
00:22:57,930 --> 00:22:59,529
You were schtupping him.
530
00:22:59,534 --> 00:23:02,977
No, I wasn't schtupping him.
531
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:07,375
He was annoying, untrustworthy,
532
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,344
thinks he knows everything.
533
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,260
Kind of did, actually.
534
00:23:12,567 --> 00:23:14,430
He also knew nothing.
535
00:23:15,431 --> 00:23:16,835
He was like a child.
536
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,111
Schtupping a child is a class A felony.
537
00:23:19,116 --> 00:23:20,954
Do I need to call Benson and Stabler?
538
00:23:20,959 --> 00:23:24,733
I Didn't... look.
539
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,836
I used to come in here a lot with Harry
540
00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:28,912
and he loved those
noodles that you're eating.
541
00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:31,695
Do they... do they
remind you of anything?
542
00:23:32,435 --> 00:23:34,266
Yeah.
543
00:23:34,271 --> 00:23:36,859
♪♪
544
00:23:36,864 --> 00:23:39,443
I was working a homicide
case at Tony's on Greenwich.
545
00:23:39,448 --> 00:23:40,491
Do you know the place?
546
00:23:40,496 --> 00:23:44,405
Johnny Sourdough died face
first in noodles like this.
547
00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:46,780
One in the brain, two on the balls.
548
00:23:46,785 --> 00:23:48,772
Shooter had daddy issues.
549
00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:50,812
Stop it. You are not a detective.
550
00:23:50,817 --> 00:23:53,662
Please try and remember, okay?
551
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,217
You...
552
00:23:55,857 --> 00:23:58,758
[WHISPERS] You are an alien.
553
00:23:58,763 --> 00:24:01,200
Cosette, I see you're back on the smack.
554
00:24:01,419 --> 00:24:04,326
My name is Asta.
555
00:24:04,331 --> 00:24:05,566
Help me out, man.
556
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:08,439
- Who keeps yelling?
- That'll be me.
557
00:24:08,444 --> 00:24:09,952
- Who said that?
- Yeah, you dumb shit.
558
00:24:09,956 --> 00:24:12,094
That stupid soup make
your ears stop working?
559
00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:13,319
Do I know you?
560
00:24:13,324 --> 00:24:16,061
Wow, what is going on in your brain?
561
00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:17,928
All I see in there is
hookers and red meat.
562
00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,268
Let me clean that up for you.
563
00:24:19,595 --> 00:24:22,595
[GROANING AND SHUDDERING]
564
00:24:24,972 --> 00:24:27,300
- What are you doing?
- [GASPS]
565
00:24:28,345 --> 00:24:29,614
Asta?
566
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,714
- Harry.
- [GASPS]
567
00:24:31,963 --> 00:24:34,019
Harry. Oh, thank God.
568
00:24:34,031 --> 00:24:37,371
- God gets the credit? Great.
- Is that...
569
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:40,308
Hello there, human idiot.
570
00:24:40,765 --> 00:24:43,203
Did that octopus just call me an idiot?
571
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:46,378
My ship. My ship.
572
00:24:46,383 --> 00:24:48,265
I don't usually talk to you guys, but
573
00:24:48,270 --> 00:24:49,774
- my friend here needs a little help.
- Harry!
574
00:24:49,778 --> 00:24:51,458
Whoa, whoa! Tell him to break me out!
575
00:24:51,463 --> 00:24:53,742
I'm Monday chef's special!
576
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,597
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
577
00:24:56,602 --> 00:25:00,142
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
578
00:25:00,147 --> 00:25:02,147
♪♪
579
00:25:02,594 --> 00:25:05,381
- You got this!
- You got this, D'arce!
580
00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:09,289
♪♪
581
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,617
Go, D'arcy!
582
00:25:12,139 --> 00:25:13,230
Strike!
583
00:25:13,235 --> 00:25:16,235
♪♪
584
00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:24,257
- [BAT CRACKS]
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
585
00:25:24,262 --> 00:25:27,262
♪♪
586
00:25:32,602 --> 00:25:33,704
What?
587
00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:35,625
- Hell is he doing?
- Come on!
588
00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:37,357
[BOOING AND PROTESTATION]
589
00:25:37,362 --> 00:25:40,518
The ball is lost. The game is over.
590
00:25:40,763 --> 00:25:42,355
What the hell, man?
591
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,362
[GRUNTS]
592
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:44,950
He fainted.
593
00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:46,726
Not enough players. Go home.
594
00:25:46,731 --> 00:25:48,434
Dude, get away from me.
595
00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:51,440
- Harry, get off the field!
- C'mon on, Harry!
596
00:25:51,445 --> 00:25:53,099
C'mon, let's get you off the field.
597
00:25:53,104 --> 00:25:55,396
All right, gotta replay that! Let's go!
598
00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:59,194
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
599
00:26:03,676 --> 00:26:07,184
[TENSE MUSIC]
600
00:26:07,189 --> 00:26:08,224
♪♪
601
00:26:08,229 --> 00:26:09,933
[MECHANICAL THUDDING]
602
00:26:09,938 --> 00:26:12,879
- The heck?
- Whoa, whoa!
603
00:26:13,964 --> 00:26:15,810
Ball's still live!
604
00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:18,254
You can't see it, that's your issue!
605
00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:20,286
I could have done that.
606
00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:23,291
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
607
00:26:29,497 --> 00:26:32,497
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
608
00:26:32,502 --> 00:26:35,502
♪♪
609
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,365
It's damaged.
610
00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:41,306
How do you know? You can't even see it.
611
00:26:42,188 --> 00:26:45,527
[ENERGY THRUMMING]
612
00:26:45,532 --> 00:26:47,169
Oh, shit!
613
00:26:47,364 --> 00:26:50,014
Well, now you can.
614
00:26:51,931 --> 00:26:54,173
Now everybody can. Great.
615
00:26:54,178 --> 00:26:56,141
[KEYBOARD TAPPING]
616
00:26:56,146 --> 00:26:57,584
Come on.
617
00:27:00,121 --> 00:27:01,743
What's this? Man, what you doing?
618
00:27:01,748 --> 00:27:03,343
I told you I'll just
eat dinner here tonight.
619
00:27:03,347 --> 00:27:07,322
You don't eat to eat
alone. I know what today is.
620
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,835
Dad, you... you didn't have to do this.
621
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,404
Today is... is... it's
just a regular day.
622
00:27:20,995 --> 00:27:23,399
Buy him a coffee this morning?
623
00:27:23,657 --> 00:27:26,196
Yeah, Dad, I bought him a coffee.
624
00:27:26,201 --> 00:27:27,881
That's nice.
625
00:27:28,754 --> 00:27:32,062
Closest thing to a show of
affection anyone gets from you.
626
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,305
[SOFT DELICATE MUSIC]
627
00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:37,016
♪♪
628
00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:39,362
He died six years ago.
629
00:27:40,122 --> 00:27:42,126
Can't run away from it forever.
630
00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,683
Thanks, Dad.
631
00:27:52,515 --> 00:27:54,644
I can get it to fly.
632
00:27:54,777 --> 00:27:57,504
From here? Harry, someone will see it.
633
00:27:57,697 --> 00:28:01,089
No, no. It is too dark.
634
00:28:01,553 --> 00:28:02,863
We're safe.
635
00:28:02,868 --> 00:28:04,138
[ENERGY THRUMMING]
636
00:28:04,143 --> 00:28:05,975
Oh, shit.
637
00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:08,952
Shit, shit, shit!
638
00:28:08,957 --> 00:28:11,929
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
639
00:28:11,934 --> 00:28:13,934
♪♪
640
00:28:14,315 --> 00:28:15,995
Goodbye, Asta.
641
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,050
♪♪
642
00:28:20,055 --> 00:28:21,473
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
643
00:28:21,478 --> 00:28:23,415
This is is some bullshit.
644
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:25,791
[QUIRKY DRAMATIC MUSIC]
645
00:28:25,796 --> 00:28:27,700
♪♪
646
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:30,121
It won't fly.
647
00:28:30,587 --> 00:28:32,417
I can fix it.
648
00:28:32,996 --> 00:28:35,816
[ENERGY THRUMMING]
649
00:28:35,821 --> 00:28:37,675
Oh, God.
650
00:28:37,988 --> 00:28:41,022
♪ When the rain is all I see ♪
651
00:28:41,027 --> 00:28:43,839
♪ And the black clouds coming for me ♪
652
00:28:43,985 --> 00:28:46,323
♪ Ain't nothing gonna take my fire ♪
653
00:28:46,328 --> 00:28:47,800
You're gonna burn me?
654
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:49,996
Ah, we got a lot on the bed.
655
00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:53,412
♪ Nobody gonna make me a liar ♪
656
00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:56,003
Dispatch, you got any
info on this power situation?
657
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,728
Under arrest.
658
00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:59,402
- Oh, easy, girl.
- [NEIGHS]
659
00:28:59,407 --> 00:29:01,613
That's what you get for robbing a bank.
660
00:29:01,813 --> 00:29:03,245
We're running.
661
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,587
Oh, God.
662
00:29:04,592 --> 00:29:07,542
[SOBBING]
663
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,118
You know, this shit's getting weird.
664
00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:11,628
♪ Don't matter if the
wolves start calling ♪
665
00:29:13,075 --> 00:29:15,179
[GASPS AND COUGHS]
666
00:29:15,184 --> 00:29:16,583
I just need some water.
667
00:29:17,181 --> 00:29:18,821
Harry, you can't fix it.
668
00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:21,324
I have to. If I do not, I am stuck here.
669
00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:24,699
- Oh, this is really bad.
- My people.
670
00:29:25,151 --> 00:29:28,863
Harry, you are running
out of time, okay?
671
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,241
You cannot fix it. You
have to do something.
672
00:29:31,246 --> 00:29:33,417
You can't fix it because
if someone sees this,
673
00:29:33,422 --> 00:29:35,693
then things will get
worse for you, okay?
674
00:29:35,698 --> 00:29:37,683
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
675
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,371
Okay.
676
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:41,636
Okay.
677
00:29:41,701 --> 00:29:43,363
Step back.
678
00:29:43,804 --> 00:29:47,011
Oh, okay. Is it gonna blow up?
679
00:29:47,016 --> 00:29:48,519
♪♪
680
00:29:48,524 --> 00:29:49,893
No.
681
00:29:49,898 --> 00:29:51,602
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
682
00:29:51,607 --> 00:29:53,946
[WATER SLOSHING]
683
00:29:53,951 --> 00:29:56,816
[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]
684
00:29:56,821 --> 00:30:00,821
♪♪
685
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,548
What is that?
686
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,990
♪♪
687
00:30:07,995 --> 00:30:09,750
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
688
00:30:09,755 --> 00:30:12,194
A survival kit.
689
00:30:12,466 --> 00:30:16,117
For what? So you can blend
with people on the planet?
690
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:21,078
No, so we can live long
enough to kill everyone.
691
00:30:21,578 --> 00:30:23,187
Excuse me?
692
00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:26,063
But I will just do the first thing.
693
00:30:27,714 --> 00:30:29,820
The blending.
694
00:30:30,638 --> 00:30:35,638
♪♪
695
00:30:45,114 --> 00:30:47,916
When I arrived on this planet,
things were simpler.
696
00:30:47,921 --> 00:30:49,041
I was an alien
697
00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:51,393
and only focused on
what was in front of me.
698
00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:54,445
It took me two weeks to get to Patience.
699
00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:55,819
On the way, I met a dog
700
00:30:55,824 --> 00:30:58,151
who taught me the rules
about survival on Earth.
701
00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,224
♪ Oh, the devil's on my tail ♪
702
00:31:00,229 --> 00:31:01,955
Simple hygiene...
703
00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:04,499
power dynamics...
704
00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,845
[UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
705
00:31:08,850 --> 00:31:10,424
[BARKS EXCITEDLY]
706
00:31:10,429 --> 00:31:12,515
Humans do not look forward.
707
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,061
They have memories that
force them to look backwards.
708
00:31:16,101 --> 00:31:19,338
The alien in me only
failed my mission once,
709
00:31:19,343 --> 00:31:20,678
but the human in me
710
00:31:20,683 --> 00:31:23,722
has relived that
failure a thousand times.
711
00:31:23,976 --> 00:31:26,648
Why would I think about
it if it's painful?
712
00:31:26,681 --> 00:31:30,424
Maybe humans like pain
as much as they like pie.
713
00:31:32,999 --> 00:31:34,592
Mm.
714
00:31:34,597 --> 00:31:36,501
[UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]
715
00:31:36,506 --> 00:31:39,455
Looks like your leg
grew back pretty good.
716
00:31:40,443 --> 00:31:42,541
So you're an alien?
717
00:31:43,799 --> 00:31:45,441
Yes.
718
00:31:46,311 --> 00:31:49,621
And you are Native American.
719
00:31:49,893 --> 00:31:51,535
I am Nuche.
720
00:31:52,199 --> 00:31:54,363
What is Nuche?
721
00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:57,003
It means "The People."
722
00:31:57,008 --> 00:32:00,785
So I should call you Nuche?
723
00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:03,460
You can call me Dan.
724
00:32:05,338 --> 00:32:07,843
My name is difficult
for humans to pronounce,
725
00:32:07,848 --> 00:32:09,819
but you can call me... [HISSING SPUTTER]
726
00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:12,225
It is a nickname.
727
00:32:12,882 --> 00:32:14,592
Huh.
728
00:32:15,719 --> 00:32:17,530
I'll just call you Harry.
729
00:32:18,928 --> 00:32:21,853
Okay, Dan.
730
00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:25,858
♪♪
731
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:35,486
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
732
00:32:35,491 --> 00:32:39,491
♪♪
733
00:32:48,690 --> 00:32:49,690
Harry!
734
00:32:49,695 --> 00:32:53,752
What is a skin rat
doing here eating my cereal?
735
00:32:53,757 --> 00:32:55,987
Harry, you're alive!
736
00:32:56,653 --> 00:33:00,791
I did not consent to this touching.
737
00:33:00,796 --> 00:33:03,836
I thought you were
dead. So glad you're okay!
738
00:33:04,298 --> 00:33:09,111
Can you go to the store
and buy yourself...
739
00:33:09,315 --> 00:33:11,586
What are those, little trampolines?
740
00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:13,478
- Cool.
- Yes, then take it
741
00:33:13,483 --> 00:33:16,791
to the ceiling fan
store just down the road.
742
00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:19,502
Turn on the overhead ceiling fans
743
00:33:19,507 --> 00:33:23,892
and trampoline into them
so that your head chops off.
744
00:33:23,897 --> 00:33:26,203
That's rude. Why are you being mean?
745
00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:31,650
Because you are the reason
I am stuck here.
746
00:33:31,894 --> 00:33:35,705
Do you want to see what
my spaceship looks like, hmm?
747
00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:39,902
This... this is what is left!
748
00:33:42,576 --> 00:33:44,714
I had the coolest whip in town
749
00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:48,824
and now, I have a box of alien balls.
750
00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,129
If it wasn't for you,
751
00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:56,090
I would be on my planet right now
752
00:33:56,095 --> 00:33:59,152
eating delicious tree skin.
753
00:33:59,381 --> 00:34:01,720
It's like pork rinds,
754
00:34:01,902 --> 00:34:05,609
but it doesn't make you vomit.
755
00:34:05,614 --> 00:34:07,485
You can pretend you don't like me,
756
00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:09,480
but I know you do.
757
00:34:09,762 --> 00:34:12,074
You saved my life in the ship.
758
00:34:12,643 --> 00:34:15,019
- I did not.
- Yes, you did!
759
00:34:15,024 --> 00:34:17,128
You protected me during the crash!
760
00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:20,357
Like... like you are my dad.
761
00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:23,957
How dare you. You take that back.
762
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,336
- You wanna be my father.
- I am your father?
763
00:34:26,348 --> 00:34:29,921
Okay, I'll be your father,
and you are a bad boy.
764
00:34:29,926 --> 00:34:31,644
- What?
- Yes.
765
00:34:31,649 --> 00:34:34,574
This hurts me as much as it hurts you.
766
00:34:34,579 --> 00:34:36,254
This is so inappropriate.
767
00:34:36,259 --> 00:34:37,992
You are inappropriate.
768
00:34:37,997 --> 00:34:40,202
This is why we can't have nice things!
769
00:34:40,207 --> 00:34:41,977
You can say whatever you want,
770
00:34:41,982 --> 00:34:43,986
but you can't take back what happened.
771
00:34:44,076 --> 00:34:46,247
You saved me because you love me.
772
00:34:46,281 --> 00:34:47,950
I don't even remember the crash.
773
00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:50,044
You know why?
Because you are meaningless
774
00:34:50,049 --> 00:34:52,254
to me, you stupid, little jerk.
775
00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:53,963
I know you are, but what am I?
776
00:34:54,565 --> 00:34:57,522
I... no, I did not say that I am a jerk.
777
00:34:57,527 --> 00:34:58,952
I said that you are a jerk.
778
00:34:58,957 --> 00:35:00,780
I know you are, but what am I?
779
00:35:00,857 --> 00:35:03,110
You are not hearing me correctly.
780
00:35:03,115 --> 00:35:06,725
The pronoun is you, not I.
781
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,608
I know you are, but what am I?
782
00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:10,435
[HUFFS ANGRILY]
783
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,241
I'm going into that room over there.
784
00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:18,217
When I come out, you better be gone,
785
00:35:18,222 --> 00:35:21,475
you dumb, little, shit pocket.
786
00:35:21,968 --> 00:35:23,570
That makes no sense.
787
00:35:23,575 --> 00:35:25,178
Yes, it does.
788
00:35:25,183 --> 00:35:27,989
If you put shit in your pocket.
789
00:35:31,104 --> 00:35:33,007
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
790
00:35:33,012 --> 00:35:36,012
♪♪
791
00:35:36,314 --> 00:35:39,585
Memories define who these humans are.
792
00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:44,335
And if the memories become too painful
793
00:35:44,905 --> 00:35:48,116
or reveal a side of
themselves they don't like,
794
00:35:49,537 --> 00:35:52,638
their brains tuck those memories away.
795
00:35:59,844 --> 00:36:02,899
I am so happy I am not human.
796
00:36:15,805 --> 00:36:17,836
Beep, beep. [CHUCKLES]
797
00:36:18,198 --> 00:36:20,149
[CHUCKLES] Yes.
798
00:36:20,402 --> 00:36:22,402
It must be summer if you're
bringing out the beast.
799
00:36:22,406 --> 00:36:24,911
"Asta, I'm a beast for you.
800
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:28,056
I miss your butt ass,
so come on, sit on me."
801
00:36:28,413 --> 00:36:30,550
Get in here. Come on.
802
00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:31,925
[UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
803
00:36:31,930 --> 00:36:35,673
♪ Just beyond those
clouds, there's sunshine ♪
804
00:36:36,034 --> 00:36:39,874
♪ So bright, it will hurt your eyes ♪
805
00:36:40,857 --> 00:36:45,299
♪ Oh, I won't lie,
you've been on my mind ♪
806
00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:48,818
♪ 'Cause all I ever see ♪
807
00:36:48,823 --> 00:36:51,492
♪ All I ever see is you ♪
808
00:36:51,497 --> 00:36:53,752
You always know when
I need something like this.
809
00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:57,243
You know Ethan hasn't come
into work for two days?
810
00:36:57,254 --> 00:36:58,990
I had to cover everything.
811
00:36:59,046 --> 00:37:00,877
Ethan.
812
00:37:00,882 --> 00:37:04,252
Ethan? Ethan, Ethan, Ethan.
813
00:37:04,257 --> 00:37:06,761
I can't quite place...
Who is that again?
814
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,860
You know. You remember the doctor?
815
00:37:08,865 --> 00:37:10,737
- Yeah, I don't...
- Oh, let me help you.
816
00:37:10,742 --> 00:37:14,305
He worked for Médecins sans frontières.
817
00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:15,945
- Mm?
- [FAKE GAGS]
818
00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:17,129
- Mm.
- [CHUCKLES]
819
00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:19,882
Yeah, you hooked up with him
and thought I didn't know.
820
00:37:21,165 --> 00:37:22,321
- That Ethan.
- Yes.
821
00:37:22,326 --> 00:37:24,210
- That's right.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
822
00:37:27,469 --> 00:37:31,144
Well, I guess we both know
each other's secrets now.
823
00:37:34,736 --> 00:37:36,273
Jay told me.
824
00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:40,659
Oh,
825
00:37:44,809 --> 00:37:46,479
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Jay.
826
00:37:46,484 --> 00:37:47,687
Don't be.
827
00:37:47,692 --> 00:37:50,093
I should have known, first of all.
828
00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:53,072
You guys are pretty much identical.
829
00:37:53,254 --> 00:37:54,390
Like, duh.
830
00:37:54,395 --> 00:37:56,601
Well, you guys have a lot in common.
831
00:37:57,195 --> 00:38:00,300
I heard you two had an
adventure the other night.
832
00:38:01,703 --> 00:38:03,805
- [CHUCKLES] Right.
- Uh-huh.
833
00:38:05,831 --> 00:38:07,444
You remember when Mrs. Pinkham
834
00:38:07,449 --> 00:38:09,086
assigned us "Beowulf" in school?
835
00:38:09,091 --> 00:38:10,250
Yeah.
836
00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:12,254
Yeah, and Molly Swenson
called me a bitch,
837
00:38:12,259 --> 00:38:14,459
so you dumped your food tray
on her and called her Grendel.
838
00:38:14,463 --> 00:38:17,297
- Oh, that was awesome.
- Yeah, epic.
839
00:38:19,473 --> 00:38:23,102
So, like, Jimmy's the new Grendel.
840
00:38:24,899 --> 00:38:28,688
Sometimes you gotta slay a monster
for your best friend.
841
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:36,869
- Come here.
- Aw, man.
842
00:38:36,874 --> 00:38:38,274
That's like the most romantic thing
843
00:38:38,278 --> 00:38:40,227
anyone's ever said to me.
844
00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,445
- That can't be true.
- [CHUCKLING] That's so true.
845
00:38:55,545 --> 00:38:58,451
[TENSE MUSIC]
846
00:38:58,456 --> 00:39:01,456
♪♪
847
00:39:02,378 --> 00:39:04,089
Harry?
848
00:39:05,165 --> 00:39:06,553
Harry!
849
00:39:06,558 --> 00:39:10,558
♪♪
850
00:39:14,163 --> 00:39:16,118
What are you doing?
851
00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:18,186
I thought you were drowning!
852
00:39:18,191 --> 00:39:19,593
I was thinking.
853
00:39:19,598 --> 00:39:22,938
Can't an alien think underwater
without being disturbed?
854
00:39:23,921 --> 00:39:25,821
- [COUGHS]
- You have gills?
855
00:39:26,901 --> 00:39:28,493
You lungers.
856
00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:32,079
You are very judgmental. Mm.
857
00:39:32,084 --> 00:39:34,255
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
858
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:43,985
You might have a concussion.
859
00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:46,088
I wanted to make sure you were okay,
860
00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:48,558
but I found you face down in the water,
861
00:39:48,563 --> 00:39:51,094
which I guess is normal for you, so...
862
00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:52,196
cool.
863
00:39:52,735 --> 00:39:55,532
We started as water beings.
864
00:39:56,156 --> 00:39:59,095
I guess that explains
the weird, talking octopus.
865
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:00,994
All octopuses can talk.
866
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,337
They just don't like talking to humans.
867
00:40:03,346 --> 00:40:07,721
Number 42 only talked to
you because you are with me.
868
00:40:09,376 --> 00:40:12,672
- His name is number 42?
- On the menu.
869
00:40:13,061 --> 00:40:17,282
Octopus in black bean sauce. Number 42.
870
00:40:18,269 --> 00:40:22,085
And you wonder why they
aren't speaking to humans.
871
00:40:23,056 --> 00:40:26,499
Octopuses are our descendants.
872
00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:30,702
They are the closest thing
to my people on Earth.
873
00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:33,343
I miss my people.
874
00:40:33,869 --> 00:40:36,265
I should not be here.
875
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,921
- I am not Nuche.
- Mm.
876
00:40:41,491 --> 00:40:43,461
You've been talking to my dad?
877
00:40:43,486 --> 00:40:48,262
My family is very far away.
878
00:40:50,356 --> 00:40:53,647
You know, on Earth,
879
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:57,101
you don't really have to
be related to be family.
880
00:40:58,007 --> 00:41:00,297
In fact, you don't have
to be like them at all.
881
00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:04,250
Then how are they family?
882
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,607
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
883
00:41:06,612 --> 00:41:08,612
♪♪
884
00:41:09,209 --> 00:41:10,544
Sometimes family is just
885
00:41:10,549 --> 00:41:12,796
the people in your life that you love,
886
00:41:13,590 --> 00:41:15,358
that you'd do anything for.
887
00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:20,297
Dan is family, D'arcy is family too.
888
00:41:20,302 --> 00:41:22,366
- I kissed D'arcy.
- [CHUCKLES]
889
00:41:22,371 --> 00:41:24,569
Yeah, she mentioned that.
890
00:41:25,808 --> 00:41:28,680
Her eyelid tasted like a potato chip.
891
00:41:28,685 --> 00:41:30,594
[LAUGHS]
892
00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:36,300
You know, kissing
doesn't normally include
893
00:41:36,305 --> 00:41:38,048
tasting someone's eyelid.
894
00:41:38,738 --> 00:41:40,542
[CHUCKLES]
895
00:41:40,547 --> 00:41:42,540
I know this is hard for you.
896
00:41:43,342 --> 00:41:45,547
It's a bad feeling to be stuck anywhere,
897
00:41:45,552 --> 00:41:47,719
especially somewhere you hate.
898
00:41:47,878 --> 00:41:50,079
Like you were with Jimmy.
899
00:41:51,664 --> 00:41:55,009
Yeah, I try not to think about that.
900
00:41:56,727 --> 00:42:00,243
It helps, though, to
surround yourself in nature,
901
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,102
people you care about.
902
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,382
They take away the bad feelings.
903
00:42:07,633 --> 00:42:10,373
Human memory is very powerful.
904
00:42:10,385 --> 00:42:12,769
It is more than just
knowledge of what has been.
905
00:42:12,774 --> 00:42:16,079
It contains feelings of that moment.
906
00:42:16,498 --> 00:42:20,488
Memories connect humans
even when they are apart,
907
00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:24,198
memories of someone you've lost.
908
00:42:24,203 --> 00:42:29,203
♪♪
909
00:42:30,261 --> 00:42:32,363
Is that coffee for me?
910
00:42:33,454 --> 00:42:35,324
That coffee is for you.
911
00:42:35,329 --> 00:42:38,435
♪♪
912
00:42:38,576 --> 00:42:40,447
This is for you, too.
913
00:42:40,452 --> 00:42:43,175
♪♪
914
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,984
Let's get to work.
915
00:42:50,214 --> 00:42:53,416
Memories of traumatic
experiences can take you back
916
00:42:53,421 --> 00:42:58,129
to the event days or weeks,
even years after it happened.
917
00:42:58,134 --> 00:42:59,925
[SCREAMS]
918
00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:02,526
Max? Max, I'm coming!
919
00:43:05,907 --> 00:43:07,972
Honey, are you okay?
920
00:43:07,977 --> 00:43:09,262
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- What happened?
921
00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:12,246
I thought I saw a mouse,
but it was just a sock.
922
00:43:12,251 --> 00:43:13,285
Oh, buddy.
923
00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:15,058
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, he's fine.
924
00:43:15,063 --> 00:43:18,199
I'm just still so freaked
out after what happened.
925
00:43:19,172 --> 00:43:20,904
Why are you wearing that?
926
00:43:20,909 --> 00:43:22,846
Daddy's just playing a little dress-up.
927
00:43:22,879 --> 00:43:25,183
Go and get some sleep, okay, champ?
928
00:43:25,681 --> 00:43:27,035
Honey? [CLICKS TONGUE]
929
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,653
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
930
00:43:28,658 --> 00:43:30,795
- See you in the morning, bud.
- Goodnight.
931
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,355
Oh, goodnight.
932
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,299
[QUIRKY DRAMATIC MUSIC]
933
00:43:35,304 --> 00:43:37,304
♪♪
934
00:43:40,625 --> 00:43:42,729
[OWL CALLS]
935
00:43:42,919 --> 00:43:45,482
But memories can also connect people
936
00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:47,724
and remind them of better times.
937
00:43:47,729 --> 00:43:49,670
Ethan?
938
00:43:51,686 --> 00:43:53,089
You here?
939
00:43:53,241 --> 00:43:54,910
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
940
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:58,706
Heard you blew off work.
941
00:44:11,595 --> 00:44:13,232
What the hell?
942
00:44:13,237 --> 00:44:16,237
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
943
00:44:42,554 --> 00:44:44,842
[PANTING]
944
00:44:48,797 --> 00:44:52,137
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
945
00:44:52,827 --> 00:44:55,132
Dude, it's about time you came back.
946
00:44:55,137 --> 00:44:56,996
The chef here is a sicko.
947
00:44:57,001 --> 00:45:00,334
Last night, I swear he fed me octopus.
948
00:45:00,588 --> 00:45:03,008
Are we family?
949
00:45:03,013 --> 00:45:04,616
Um, yeah, I guess so.
950
00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:06,892
I mean, I'm not, like,
I'll help you move family,
951
00:45:06,897 --> 00:45:09,670
but more, like, I'll see
you at the reunion and say,
952
00:45:09,675 --> 00:45:11,592
"Well, you got fat" family.
953
00:45:11,597 --> 00:45:15,349
I am afraid I am becoming too human.
954
00:45:15,610 --> 00:45:18,549
I need family to remind me who I am.
955
00:45:18,554 --> 00:45:20,009
Well, in that case, break me out of here
956
00:45:20,013 --> 00:45:22,619
and we can be roomies, but
you have to do it quick.
957
00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:23,960
Your people will be here soon.
958
00:45:24,041 --> 00:45:27,357
- What do you mean?
- Oh, didn't you know?
959
00:45:27,362 --> 00:45:29,305
Pretty obvious you didn't
complete your mission.
960
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,832
They'll just send someone
else to kill everyone for you.
961
00:45:31,837 --> 00:45:34,910
Everyone? Including Asta?
962
00:45:34,915 --> 00:45:36,837
Uh, yeah, Asta? Is... the human?
963
00:45:36,842 --> 00:45:38,546
Yes, she's a human, so yes.
964
00:45:38,551 --> 00:45:40,346
This cannot happen.
965
00:45:40,351 --> 00:45:42,421
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
966
00:45:42,426 --> 00:45:44,405
I should not care about saving Asta.
967
00:45:44,410 --> 00:45:45,639
She is human.
968
00:45:46,465 --> 00:45:49,756
I know she is, but what am I?
969
00:45:49,936 --> 00:45:52,366
♪ I don't know what
really, really happens ♪
970
00:45:52,779 --> 00:45:55,142
Run, you elegant bastard, run!
971
00:45:55,147 --> 00:45:56,783
♪ I don't know what
really, really happens ♪
972
00:45:56,787 --> 00:45:58,717
♪ At the end of the road ♪
973
00:45:59,187 --> 00:46:02,187
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