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I'm, uh... 17 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,473 -Keeya, I'm sorry. -Are you in danger? 18 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,351 No, not at all. 19 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,854 Okay, then why don't I come back? 20 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,566 Not yet, okay? I have to go. 21 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,942 Hey, you know, babe, we both lost our jobs. 22 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:33,736 And I-- I appreciate 23 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,904 you taking this work for a couple months 24 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,866 to get us back on our feet, even though you didn't want to. 25 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:42,078 But right now... it seems like you're choosing this. 26 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,872 I'm not. 27 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,207 But I really do have to go work. 28 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,169 ♪ 29 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:15,111 ♪ 30 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:17,697 A year ago, Alan Kupperberg, 31 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,407 the billionaire CEO of Waresoft, 32 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:22,702 and pop singer Vandalia perished in a plane crash. 33 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,120 During their autopsies, 34 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:27,206 small insect-like winged creatures, 35 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,043 presumably extraterrestrial, were found in their skulls. 36 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,462 This is when we first became aware of the butterflies. 37 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:35,006 Since then, we've found the creatures 38 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,800 in a handful of high-profile politicians, celebrities... 39 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,844 ...and titans of industry. 40 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,513 They enter the human body through one of its orifices 41 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,973 and burrow through to the brain... 42 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:44,807 ...where they then are in control of the body. 43 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,060 They go through the butt? 44 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:49,103 I think that's just some, uh... 45 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,689 creativity on the part of whomever did the animation. 46 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,901 The butt is an orifice, okay? 47 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,402 That means they'd have to crawl through poop. 48 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,821 Just 'cause they're aliens doesn't make them gross. 49 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,156 Bigotry. 50 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:02,158 Superman's an alien. He's got a poop fetish. 51 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:02,784 - What? - Get the fuck out of here. 52 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,869 Oh, yeah. 53 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,830 He uber-liebes the old scheisse, as I understand it. 54 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,290 Where do you get this nonsense? 55 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,251 -Google. -Well, it's not true. 56 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:16,005 You know more than Google? Well, congratulations. 57 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,007 The butterflies' unique genetic structure 58 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,176 and chemistry interact with the hosts' bodies, 59 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:22,679 giving them strength far beyond that of a human being. 60 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,013 And what's the chimp for? 61 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,766 Chimpanzees have four times the strength of human beings, 62 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:28,059 so they're both strong. 63 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:30,228 Yeah, and we're supposed to get that 64 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:31,646 just by looking at this, Dye-Beard? 65 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,648 I thought that man and the chimp were friends. 66 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,233 I was thinking they were about to go on an adventure together. 67 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:40,697 This viscous amber fluid has been found on the premises 68 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,240 of all the dead butterflies. 69 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,867 Lab studies show the fluid's genetic structure 70 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,412 is dissimilar to anything on this planet. 71 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:51,040 The fluid seems to be the butterflies' only food source. 72 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,667 Which makes what Leota discovered last night 73 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,502 potentially significant. 74 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:57,380 This was on the bulletin board in the Goff home. 75 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,632 Leota noticed that this is also 76 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,427 where Annie Sturphausen was employed. 77 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,181 You fucking suck at PowerPoint, Dye-Beard! 78 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,100 Yeah, well, you can do it next time. 79 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:10,226 It's not like I enjoy doing this. 80 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,895 Yeah, you do! It's amazing, 81 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,356 the incredible amount of time you put into this presentation, 82 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,275 and how incredibly shitty it still is! 83 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:19,068 Okay, Peacemaker, shut up. 84 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,988 Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison. 85 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:23,865 Then why'd you put him there, you fat fuck? 86 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,742 Because I couldn't think of anybody else-- 87 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,035 What about Ariana Grande, or Drake? 88 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:30,246 -What? -Brad Pitt, or Payne Stewart, 89 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,582 or Doug the Pug? Khloe Kardashian, 90 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,918 the Red Tiger from Voltron, Fran Tarkenton, 91 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,963 -Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna... -What the fuck? 92 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,884 ...Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, BTS? 93 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:45,887 -Eugene Levy? John Lovitz? -Fuck, dude, half-- 94 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:46,929 Shut the fuck up and listen, man. 95 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,347 I'm giving you a list of people you could've done. 96 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:52,310 Danny DeVito, Will Ferrell, Howard Stern, 97 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,270 Baba Booey, Robin Ophelia Quivers, 98 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:57,774 Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne. 99 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:01,027 Bill Cosby, he just got out, he's got time on his hands! 100 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,278 Amy Winehouse-- 101 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:04,614 Dude, Amy Winehouse is fucking dead! 102 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,450 Optimus Prime, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander, 103 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,536 the fucking cunts from Riverdale! 104 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,456 All right, next time I fucking have to frame somebody, 105 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:14,999 it'll be one of all those 106 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,459 fucking thousands of people you just mentioned. 107 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:21,214 -Yeah, tell that to my dad. -Peacemaker, shut the fuck up! 108 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,132 Do you all want to be here till tomorrow? 109 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,054 Do you have cable? 110 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:30,473 So, I don't want to stay here overnight if there's no cable. 111 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,643 -It was a rhetorical question. -Fargo's on tonight. 112 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:34,977 Oh, okay. 113 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,980 Well then, I change my answer to just ignoring the question. 114 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,065 Not another word. 115 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,822 The point is... the raw amber fluid is potentially 116 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,825 processed and bottled at Glan Tai Bottling Company. 117 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,451 Glan Tai is in Little Cork, 118 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,911 about two hours northwest of here, 119 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:53,287 so you all are gonna take a field trip 120 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,664 and see what you can find out. 121 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:58,292 I'm going to stay back and deal with the White Dragon situation. 122 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,173 Nice penmanship, asshole. 123 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,758 And Fargo's not on till tomorrow night, 124 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,093 you fucking nerd. 125 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:10,138 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 126 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,232 -♪ Get it on ♪ -♪ Get on top ♪ 127 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,109 -♪ Make a move extreme ♪ -♪ Make a pose ♪ 128 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:25,194 ♪ Take a shortcut To your dreams ♪ 129 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,656 ♪ I float straight to the stars On that flying thing ♪ 130 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,534 -♪ Getting high ♪ -♪ Getting brave ♪ 131 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:32,535 ♪ Getting snow blind ♪ 132 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:33,786 -♪ Game ♪ -♪ Set, go ♪ 133 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,122 ♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon In a world beyond ♪ 134 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:37,540 ♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪ 135 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:42,545 -♪ Tear your world apart ♪ -♪ Once the magic starts ♪ 136 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:46,340 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 137 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,843 ♪ What's going up Must come down ♪ 138 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:51,637 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 139 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:53,556 ♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ 140 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,184 ♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪ 141 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,477 ♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪ 142 00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,562 ♪ But you ♪ 143 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,772 ♪ Dancing with Your blinkers on ♪ 144 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,524 ♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪ 145 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:07,987 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 146 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,155 ♪ What's going up Must come down ♪ 147 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:13,492 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 148 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,244 ♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ 149 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,996 ♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪ 150 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,289 ♪ The mirror lies ♪ 151 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,208 ♪ The whole world's wrong But you ♪ 152 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,501 ♪ Dancing with Your blinkers on ♪ 153 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,837 ♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪ 154 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,799 ♪ 155 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,478 What do you want, Smith? 156 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:41,938 Heard you were harassing the guards, 157 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,731 asking for me all night. 158 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,816 I didn't kill that girl. 159 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,610 -Yeah, so you said. -So they all always say. 160 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:51,656 Yeah, but "they" can't prove it, now, can they, Lucy Liu? 161 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,576 Lucy Liu? Because we're both Asian? 162 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,203 How incredibly fucking clever. 163 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,121 What should I call you? Jimmy Fallon? 164 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,539 See, the problem is... 165 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,958 we impounded the car that was there that night. 166 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,126 That ain't my car. 167 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,796 Registration says otherwise, Guy Fieri. 168 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,464 And we have two eyewitnesses 169 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,925 who said that you kidnapped them. 170 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,385 Well, they're fucking lying. 171 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,427 And your fingerprints, Blake Shelton, 172 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,055 are all over the murder victim's apartment. 173 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,098 I'm running out of white guys. 174 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:20,643 Just take my prints. That's all I'm saying, okay? 175 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,562 Check and see if they match 176 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,354 those ones you found in the apartment, 177 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:25,273 or if someone's gaming the system, 178 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,816 'cause I didn't fucking do it. 179 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,734 Then who did? 180 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,197 My shithead fucking son. 181 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,911 You know you don't have to treat him like that. 182 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,665 -What? -John! You hurt his feelings. 183 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,333 He worked hard on those graphics. 184 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,168 Come on, I think maybe you're discounting how funny 185 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,545 some of the shit I was saying was. 186 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,338 It's not funny calling him Dye-Beard 187 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,506 for the thousandth time when he's told you repeatedly 188 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,425 -he doesn't like it. -That's just Peacemaker, man. 189 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,552 He's always giving people nicknames. 190 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:55,344 -Yeah. Thanks. -Being a bully's just 191 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,680 -part of his personality. -What? 192 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,682 Like how you used to call my brother Prince Charming. 193 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,183 Your brother was a handsome man. That was a compliment. 194 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,643 I'm gonna go out on a limb here 195 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,604 and say that I don't think he considered it a compliment 196 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,856 that you called him Prince Charming 197 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,566 because his penis was shaped like a scepter. 198 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,026 Are you kidding? 199 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,445 No, it was really bulbous at the end. 200 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,739 -He called me Thimble. -Thimble? 201 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:15,740 Yeah, I was a late bloomer. 202 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,784 I didn't go through puberty until my mid-20s. 203 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,994 I mean, I didn't care 204 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,038 'cause I don't have emotions like people do, 205 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,165 but the other guys, after Chris came up with 206 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,083 a nickname for them, usually based on their penises, 207 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,877 they would just walk into the other room and sob, 208 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,544 because that would become their name 209 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:29,420 for the rest of their life. 210 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,881 Why are you seeing their penises? 211 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,383 It's a locker room, dude. What am I gonna do? Look at a towel? 212 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,384 So you just stare at each other's dicks 213 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,762 and come up with names for them? 214 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,889 Yeah. My friend Veiny McVeinerstein 215 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:43,017 said I was like a gypsy, but with dicks instead of palms. 216 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,560 -But, hey, I got bullied too. -How? 217 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,896 By kids calling me a bully all the time, 218 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,522 and telling me I was abusive. 219 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,815 Hey, that hurt my feelings! 220 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,734 Plus, I think we're missing what's important here, 221 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,819 and that's how much Economos sucks at PowerPoint. 222 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,822 Look, just think about how you talk to him, okay? 223 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,116 ♪ 224 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,534 What happened to the good old days 225 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,161 where you could just non-stop fuck with somebody 226 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,537 without them claiming to be a victim? 227 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,332 You have to admit, it was kind of sweet 228 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,417 how he wanted that monkey and that man to be friends. 229 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,097 ♪ 230 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,598 -You want me to get these to the lab? -Uh, hold off a beat. 231 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:25,226 First, scan them and send them directly to me. 232 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,645 How do we scan fingerprints? 233 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,772 I don't know, take a picture with your phone. 234 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,857 Uh... well, it might be blurry because I don't have 235 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,359 that new phone with the macro setting. 236 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,486 Then borrow someone's phone that has macro. 237 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:38,489 And then have them AirDrop it to me? 238 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,492 Uh, yeah, I-- I will have them AirDrop it to me. 239 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,953 We could get flagged for that, Soph. 240 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,748 I do like your people's noodles. You got that. 241 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,668 Rice-based, not heavy on the carbs like the wops'. 242 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,336 Well, I'm glad I invented them, then. 243 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,468 Fucking game day, bitches! 244 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,642 ♪ 245 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,694 ♪ Fuck you, fuck them And fuck the world too ♪ 246 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,779 ♪ -All right, that's enough! 247 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,822 I can't take it. 248 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:20,614 Not a fan of the Swedish metal there, 249 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,783 -eh, Harcourt? -Not especially, no. 250 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,995 We could always do a Whitesnake power ballad. 251 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,664 -How about some jazz? -Jazz? 252 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,498 I'd rather listen to Vigilante's quiet farts back there 253 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,168 - than jazz. - No, I didn't! 254 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,424 Bloop. Bloop-bloop-bloop-bloop. 255 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,134 -What's that? -Jazz. 256 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,678 Oh my god, get the fuck out of here, man. 257 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,846 Hey, don't we need some sort of search warrant 258 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,557 -going into this place? -Anytime anyone officially 259 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,642 starts to deal with the butterfly situation, 260 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,728 someone higher up in the government shuts them down. 261 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,355 Which is why this task force doesn't officially exist. 262 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,150 Waller is funding us by secretly diverting funds 263 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,778 from other operations, which... leaves us on our own. 264 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,239 So, it's just the five of us against an alien invasion? 265 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,949 -And Murn. -Well, I was counting Murn, 266 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,242 just not Dye-Beard back there 'cause he's fucking useless. 267 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,620 Dude. What'd I say? 268 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:10,706 Sorry, Economos. Geez. 269 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,417 That sounded very sincere, thank you very much. 270 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,336 Yes, it's just the six of us. 271 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,754 Ooh, we could do some pop metal. Poison? 272 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,840 Are those men? 273 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,718 I believe their preferred pronoun is "long live rock," 274 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,762 and you are sounding awful awesome-phobic. 275 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,639 Uh, B.T.-dubs... 276 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,350 governmental insiders blocking your efforts 277 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,684 sounds a lot like the deep state. 278 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,311 It's not a deep state. 279 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,354 It's a collection of people... 280 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,855 you know, deep within the government, who are... 281 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,734 manipulating the... 282 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,653 All right, it's kind of like a deep state. 283 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,781 You guys got any Hanoi Rocks up there? 284 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,867 -You... know Hanoi Rocks? -Who's Hanoi Rocks? 285 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:47,952 Only the greatest band of all time. 286 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,829 They're the original glam metal. They started it all... 287 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,748 leather, teased hair, spandex-- 288 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,750 Hard to believe their contributions to culture 289 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,043 aren't more widely heralded. 290 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,836 I mean, so many streets in this country 291 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,255 named after Martin Luther King Jr., 292 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,507 but not a single Hanoi Rocks Avenue. 293 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,300 What's up with that? 294 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:09,598 - "Lith Street Kids"? - No, it says "11th Street Kids." 295 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,141 Dude, that's one of their best songs! 296 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,018 Yeah. I saw them in Finland 297 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,145 when I was 14 during a year abroad. 298 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:15,938 Got this right after. 299 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,649 Fuck yeah, dude. Hanoi Rocks it is. 300 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,694 Sorry, Adebayo, no Spyro Gyra or Kenny G for you. 301 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,416 ♪ Well, accidents Happen about everyday ♪ 302 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:39,670 ♪ But that day was special Followed by a heat wave... ♪ 303 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,006 What a shame. We're here. 304 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,318 Who knocks on a window when there's a door right there? 305 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:10,659 Well, you've come a far way from the jungles of Nyasir. 306 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,038 Yeah... and all the people you slaughtered there. 307 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,165 Oh, please. 308 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,168 Like you were some angel. 309 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,711 I've... 310 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,465 changed since then. 311 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,967 Waller said you needed my help. 312 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,179 Situation is delicate. 313 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:35,100 It requires something other than your... usual sledgehammer. 314 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:39,980 Well, these days, Murn, I'm... I'm barely ball-peen. 315 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,318 I'll take care of you. 316 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,696 Hey. 317 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,547 Fuck me. 318 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,424 Come on. 319 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:09,885 Where are we going? 320 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,011 To talk to those supposed witnesses. 321 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:29,863 Hey... Detective. 322 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,949 They made us do it! We were afraid for our lives! 323 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,075 Evan, you fucking pussy! 324 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,416 Yeah, that's him. 325 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,084 I don't think that's the guy. 326 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,838 Amber. Now is not the time to lie, all right? 327 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,589 Fuck. 328 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,799 He was a pretty nice guy, all things considered. 329 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,593 We didn't wanna get him in trouble. 330 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,721 And... the one that you got in there now 331 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,514 is some sort of Nazi, right? 332 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,186 ♪ 333 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,523 But how did somebody switch the fingerprints around? 334 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,276 So we're gonna free the damn White Dragon? 335 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,444 We have no choice. 336 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,446 We have to if we're gonna arrest his son. 337 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,449 All right, that might be overkill. 338 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,617 I fought these butterflies before, remember? 339 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,202 We're not even sure they're in there. 340 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,620 Just take your pistol. 341 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,622 I finger bang you, I'm not using my pinky. 342 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,332 That's a disgusting phrase. 343 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,251 You're just saying that 'cause lesbians don't finger bang. 344 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,587 We finger bang more than the rest of the world combined. 345 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,213 Okay, you're right. 346 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,131 I just forgot women had fingers for a second, okay? 347 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,508 How do you think we grab things? 348 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,802 -Not in life, in sex. -Oh, so you just thought 349 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,637 women's fingers just fell off during sex? 350 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,139 I don't know! I wasn't thinking, okay? 351 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,057 -Clearly. -Hey, what's the new helmet for? 352 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,810 No! 353 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,854 What? 354 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,106 You're not taking that in there. 355 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,400 I can't hear you! This thing's so fucking loud! 356 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,653 You're not bringing that. 357 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,155 Hey, I agree with Peacemaker. 358 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,865 We can't go in there unprepared. 359 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,910 We don't even know that there are butterflies in there. 360 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,828 Oh, come on, please? 361 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,750 Ah, fuck! I'm never, ever gonna kill someone 362 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,127 with a fucking chainsaw. It's so not fair. 363 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,840 Total fucking bullshit. 364 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,510 ♪ 365 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,428 Fuck. 366 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,015 Vigilante, you're with me. 367 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,433 We'll check the bays around back. 368 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,685 Peacemaker, you and Adebayo question the employees 369 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,354 in the front office, find out what you can. 370 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,105 Hey, what was ro-sham-bo for? 371 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,149 Nothing. 372 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,026 -Don't do anything stupid. -No problem. 373 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:31,819 -And I'll ask the questions. -Fine by me. 374 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,154 You're definitely gonna be chill? 375 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,697 I'm fucking chill, dude. Jesus, relax. 376 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,449 Quit freaking out. 377 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,495 Activate X-ray vision. 378 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,706 -Hey, how you doing? -Okay. How are you? 379 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,884 What the fuck? 380 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,177 X-ray vision. I can see in their brains. 381 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,726 Fuck. 382 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,687 You didn't think to give me some sort of signal? 383 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,188 Yeah, the signal was I shot her head off. 384 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,064 You said you were gonna be chill. 385 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,441 Do I not look chill to you right now? 386 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,280 So, yeah, we got an issue. 387 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,073 The place is crawling with butterflies. 388 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,200 Holy shit. 389 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,209 ♪ 390 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,499 That shit they eat... 391 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,294 there's literally a thousand boxes of it in here. 392 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,796 This could be the distribution hub 393 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,131 for the whole country. 394 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,633 Great. 395 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,842 I'm also wondering if there's 396 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,761 a whole lot more butterflies than we thought. 397 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,012 Copy. 398 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:29,186 ♪ 399 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,832 Hey, check it out. 400 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,669 ♪ 401 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,768 You don't have to shoot people after I already killed them. 402 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,395 Right. 403 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,239 ♪ 404 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,684 Oh, shit. 405 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,140 There's a factory behind the warehouse, 406 00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:33,477 and some butterflies have trapped us inside of some sort of... 407 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,730 ...computer room. 408 00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:38,482 Copy. We're on our way. 409 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,900 Be careful. 410 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:51,912 Your friends are with Charlie. 411 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:56,458 -They won't last long. -Who's Charlie? 412 00:22:56,541 --> 00:23:00,587 -Our guardian angel. -Looks like he's been slacking. 413 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,635 Oh, I was just... uh... 414 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,322 - Whoa. - There's a fucking-- 415 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,832 Harcourt, do you-- do you copy? 416 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,877 Vigilante? 417 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,087 There. 418 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,348 -Hold this. -Okay. 419 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:54,724 I'm through fucking around. 420 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,564 Shit. Yo, what the hell is that? 421 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,357 It's a grenade I tied to a Russian tank shell. 422 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,692 Why not just the grenade? 423 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:04,442 A grenade blows up, like, two people. 424 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,653 How many people does this blow up? 425 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,613 I don't know. I invented it this morning. 426 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:09,865 What? 427 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,246 Eat peace, motherfuckers! 428 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,665 Let's go! 429 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:31,845 Harcourt? Adebayo? Anyone? Are you-- are you all right? 430 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,724 You guys? 431 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,520 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! 432 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,692 Deactivate X-ray vision. 433 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:50,197 "Run, Adebayo" would have been appreciated! 434 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,783 Oh, really? I need to tell you to run from a fucking bomb? 435 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:57,120 ♪ 436 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:09,925 Gorilla! 437 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:13,929 Oh, no. 438 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,514 Fuck! 439 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:49,339 Die, human! 440 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,316 Economos? 441 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,072 Yeah. 442 00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:17,492 -You fucking stud! -Yeah-- yeah-- yeah, I am. 443 00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:20,078 I'm-- I'm a fucking stud! 444 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:30,255 ♪ Accidents Happen about every day ♪ 445 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:34,009 ♪ But that day was special Followed by a heat wave ♪ 446 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:39,848 ♪ Rush hour just began And I ran for my life ♪ 447 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,891 ♪ I can't afford To miss the bus ♪ 448 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,601 ♪ Or I'll go and miss All the fuss... ♪ 449 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,146 Harcourt! Not bad, huh? 450 00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,315 ♪ I'm gonna meet the boys And Suzy ♪ 451 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,233 Yeah, not bad. 452 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,277 ♪ I just can't Miss her tonight ♪ 453 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,196 ♪ And I'm so hot ♪ 454 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,325 ♪ Gee, I'm so hot ♪ 455 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:07,042 Dude! You fucking killed a gorilla with a chainsaw! 456 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:10,879 -Who fucking does that? -You motherfucker! You do! 457 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,381 Maybe next gorilla. 458 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,216 You motherfucker! 459 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,469 ♪ And give her A great big kiss ♪ 460 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:21,556 Motherfucker! You corrupt motherfuckers! 461 00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:23,558 I didn't do it, and you fucking know it! 462 00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:25,352 -Fucking bitch! -What's going on? 463 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:26,561 He was just told he's not getting out of jail. 464 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:29,689 -What a shame, huh? -What are you talking about? 465 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,108 They got his fingerprint results back from the lab. 466 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,693 They match the prints at the crime scene. 467 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,530 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 468 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,162 Captain, what the hell is going on? 469 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:45,789 -What? -Where's Captain Miele? 470 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,416 Oh, the mayor wasn't pleased with her performance 471 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,543 around the Sturphausen murder, so I'm replacing her. 472 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,045 Captain Locke. 473 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,672 All right. Uh, okay. 474 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,508 I'm sure you're not up to speed on what's been happening. 475 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,468 Oh, I'm pretty much up to speed. 476 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,679 All right. Well, I just heard that the prints for Auggie Smith 477 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,432 were double-checked and they came back a match. 478 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,352 But I saw the prints for myself. He was right, they don't match. 479 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:09,104 -And you are? -Sophie Song, sir. 480 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,606 Detective Song, are you a forensic print analyst? 481 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,358 -What? -Do you have an expertise 482 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:16,361 in analyzing fingerprints that people here don't know about? 483 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,280 Perhaps a... forensics degree 484 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,990 you didn't want to share with the department 485 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,951 for fear it would give you an unfair advantage? 486 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,411 No, I don't have any of those things. 487 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,578 Well, then I don't see how you'd-- 488 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,456 In addition to that, two witnesses admitted 489 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,999 that they were lying, and they identified 490 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,502 Christopher Smith, Peacemaker, not his father, 491 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,045 as the man who kidnapped them. 492 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:36,881 August Smith controls the Aryan Empire. 493 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,967 Would this be the first time they coerced someone 494 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,343 into changing their testimony? 495 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,262 August Smith is being framed. 496 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:43,930 I know he's a bad guy, but that-- 497 00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:46,224 Detective Song, you strike me as one of those uptight gals 498 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,725 who pushes herself too hard 499 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,520 to prove the men don't have one up on her. 500 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,439 -What? -We get it. 501 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,024 You're good. 502 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,652 You take the rest of the night off, 503 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,612 give yourself a well-deserved rest. 504 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,656 -I don't need a rest-- -It wasn't a request, Detective. 505 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,675 - Hello. - It's done. 506 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,302 Good. 507 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,023 Also, I don't mean to brag, sir, but it becomes a brag 508 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,526 just by saying it, we defeated a gorilla! 509 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,320 Technically, I think it was a super-gorilla, 510 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:42,071 since we pulled a butterfly out of its brain. 511 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,573 No, definitely a super-gorilla. Last time I fought a gorilla 512 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:45,950 was at Burning Man four years ago. 513 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,494 This was significantly weaker. 514 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,661 So... we guess this means 515 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:52,540 butterflies can use any life form as a host. 516 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,210 -Chihuahua? -Probably wouldn't fit. 517 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,544 Would be cool, though. 518 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,797 That wouldn't be cool at all. Why would that be cool? 519 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:00,965 You tell me. 520 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:07,180 - It wouldn't be. - There's your answer. 521 00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:09,933 Well, this is good work. 522 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,727 We're gonna need to sort through this and see what we can find. 523 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:13,770 Importantly, we want to see if we can trace 524 00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:16,981 where the raw amber fluid originally came from. 525 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,900 Finding the source of the butterflies' food 526 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,527 may be key to defeating them. 527 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,487 But that can wait until tomorrow. 528 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:24,197 You all have earned a rest. 529 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,406 - Yeah. - Boom. 530 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,494 We cool? 531 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,080 Yeah. 532 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,545 Ah, the EconoGOAT killed it! 533 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,171 -Good game. -Yeah. 534 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,089 I mean, it would've been a lot cooler 535 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,383 if Economos came in and he was like, "Hey!" 536 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,176 and then he tossed me the chainsaw across the room, 537 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,804 and I'm like, "Solid toss, bro," and then I killed the gorilla. 538 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,140 What are you talking about, man? 539 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,684 I had just said how much I wanted 540 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,894 to kill someone with a chainsaw, like, 15 minutes earlier, 541 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,230 and then Economos just coincidentally comes in 542 00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,899 and kills someone with one? I mean, it kinda seems like 543 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:02,193 he was trying to fuck with me a little. 544 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,279 Fuckin' Thimble. 545 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,079 You sure this is a good idea, Soph? 546 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:14,998 This new Captain, Locke, he won't do the right thing. 547 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:17,584 So fuck it, fuck him, I'll go over his head. 548 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,003 I know this judge. We can trust him. 549 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,963 -Well, what's his name? -It's Judy. 550 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,052 -What? -Judge Judy? That's his name? 551 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,263 Yeah. Judge William Judy. It's a Swiss surname. 552 00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:31,889 -Whatever. -He's fair. We can trust him. 553 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,227 So you said. 554 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,604 And, also, he's my uncle. 555 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:41,524 Hey, sweetie. 556 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,444 Hey, Uncle Will. We need a search warrant. 557 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:46,237 You ever heard of a guy named Peacemaker? 558 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:49,032 Come on in. 559 00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:00,668 ♪ Well, accidents Happen about everyday ♪ 560 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,504 ♪ And that day was special Followed by a heat wave ♪ 561 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:07,300 ♪ Rush hour just began ♪ 562 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:10,178 ♪ And I ran for my life ♪ 563 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,846 ♪ I can't afford To miss the bus ♪ 564 00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,848 ♪ Or I'll go and miss All the fuss ♪ 565 00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:16,059 ♪ 'Cause this time it's a must ♪ 566 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:18,853 ♪ I'm gonna meet the boys And Suzy ♪ 567 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:20,355 ♪ I just can't Miss her tonight ♪ 568 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:28,321 ♪ And I'm so hot Gee, I'm so hot ♪ 569 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,039 ♪ Well, is she tight? ♪ 570 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:41,209 ♪ Is she in need Of a lover like me? ♪ 571 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,919 ♪ And there she is now ♪ 572 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:48,216 ♪ I gotta go and give her A great big kiss ♪ 573 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:54,722 ♪ 574 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,433 -Vigilante. -Oh, man. 575 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,686 He loves that merman emoji. 576 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:02,689 He says it means happy, sad, 577 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:03,898 and everything in between. 578 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:06,901 Well, doesn't that make for a useless emoji, then? 579 00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:07,902 - Yeah, that's what I said. - Yeah. 580 00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:11,656 He says it's holistic. 581 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:13,908 Oh, fuck. 582 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:15,702 We'll call you sometime tomorrow. 583 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,995 We gotta go through a lot of computer equipment 584 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,373 and see if we can extract something useful. 585 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,625 It's gonna take a while. 586 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:27,964 What? 587 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,425 Come in a minute, grab a drink. 588 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,178 -I'm not gonna grab a drink. -What do you mean? 589 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,263 Come on! I wanna celebrate. 590 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:37,098 Uh... 591 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,101 Are you gonna try to fuck me 592 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,019 by claiming your dick's a lesbian or some shit? 593 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,856 Dude, I think that gorilla broke my dick. 594 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,067 But I just wanna say, my dick is a lesbian, by the way. 595 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,403 It's just not applicable in this situation. 596 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,742 Nice crib you got here. 597 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:59,620 ♪ Guns N' Roses ♪ 598 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,164 Greatest albums of all time. 599 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:03,416 Oh... 600 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,130 This you and your brother? 601 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,009 Yeah. Keith. 602 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,599 And this, this is a... the Peace Train. 603 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,976 It is gin, vermouth, vinegar, 604 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:22,810 peppercorn, a little maple syrup, 605 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:26,355 -and some yak butter. -Yak butter? 606 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,191 Hard to find in Evergreen, so I... 607 00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:29,567 had to use normal butter, but... 608 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,444 For you. 609 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,824 Oh, my God. 610 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,911 Oh, God! Oh... 611 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:42,997 - What the fuck, man? - That's rude. 612 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,125 What's rude is you giving me a feces drink! 613 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:47,168 C'mon, it's not that bad. 614 00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:02,099 -Yum. -Do you just... 615 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:04,894 have a beer? 616 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:08,523 -Mm, you and Harcourt? -Yeah. 617 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,609 Hell, Chris, I don't know. 618 00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,694 Look, I doubt that you and her are a possibility, 619 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,154 but, hey, you never know... 620 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,741 She digs me. She called me handsome. 621 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:20,701 -She did? -Oh, yeah. 622 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:24,038 -How? -Hmm? What? 623 00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:25,540 Tell me the context, like, 624 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:28,709 exactly how did she say that you were handsome? 625 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:32,421 Okay. Okay, so she says... 626 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,466 -I'm quoting here. -Okay. 627 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,469 "Just because you're handsome." 628 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:41,889 That's how she ended it? 629 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:45,518 -What? -That's not even a sentence. 630 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:47,937 Well, um... 631 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:51,983 She said, uh... "Just because you're handsome, 632 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,277 you think you can do whatever you want." 633 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,361 Right... 634 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,573 "Even though you're a piece-of-shit murderer." 635 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:02,785 Yeah, man, I-- I... 636 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,746 -Maybe she'll come around. -Yeah? 637 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,456 Just be nice to her. 638 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,626 But not overly nice, because she won't like that. 639 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,504 And don't talk about her tits and her pussy. 640 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,591 Yeah, but what about when we're fucking? 641 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:18,259 That's what I'm talking about, you just... 642 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:19,719 getting way ahead of yourself. 643 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:23,264 Right. 644 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,350 Look, dude, you... you really aren't a bad guy. 645 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:30,438 You just use being a dick as a way to push people away, 646 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:34,275 but if you would just take... take a second and just drop that 647 00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:36,694 and be Chris Smith, 648 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,281 I think people actually might like you. 649 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,617 ♪ 650 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,743 What? 651 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:47,455 I just never had this before. 652 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,459 -What? -This, you... 653 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,753 you know, giving me advice and having my back. 654 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,839 Yeah. 655 00:36:58,215 --> 00:37:00,760 Well, we've all had each other's back today, right? 656 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,221 Yeah. 657 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,598 It's like a real team out there. 658 00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,558 Yeah. 659 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:10,186 The 11th Street Kids... 660 00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:13,481 ...we roll like that. 661 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,399 Yeah. 662 00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:18,986 I just never thought I'd... 663 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:29,080 I gotta take a piss. 664 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,513 Sorry! Thin walls. 665 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,348 Oh, yeah. No-- no worries. 666 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,356 Oh, fuck. 667 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,858 ♪ I've been drinking Quite a lot lately... ♪ 668 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:01,570 Don't forget to wash your hands! 669 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:08,411 ♪ Times do change and we must Rearrange our lives with it ♪ 670 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,249 ♪ I'd like to send you A postcard ♪ 671 00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:14,959 ♪ But still don't know Your address ♪ 672 00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:17,878 ♪ Don't remember your name ♪ 673 00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:23,217 ♪ It's funny how your face Is still in my eyes... ♪ 674 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,469 Yeah, I, uh... 675 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,263 I'm sorry, babe, I-- I know you're asleep, 676 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:31,642 but, uh, I'm sorry about this morning. 677 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:33,811 Uh... 678 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,315 This job, it-- it-- 679 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:40,985 This thing is fucking me up and I, um... 680 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:46,073 Anyway, I-- I love you. 681 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,827 And I will-- I'll talk to you tomorrow. 682 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:57,084 Fuck! 683 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,379 ♪ 684 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,675 Why are you here? 685 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:09,889 Couldn't sleep. 686 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:33,704 Activate X-ray vision. 687 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,923 ♪ 688 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:50,721 Whoa. 689 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,515 Oh, shit. 690 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:56,727 What the fuck? 691 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:59,980 Yo, Mister Murn, this is crazy! You gotta check this-- 692 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,191 ♪ 693 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:11,492 ♪ 694 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:38,519 ♪ Welcome to my attraction ♪ 695 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:40,479 ♪ One step In the wrong direction ♪ 696 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:43,357 ♪ One choice Is all you have to make ♪ 697 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,319 ♪ One ride And the world is ours to take ♪ 698 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:50,239 ♪ You're treading A thin red line ♪ 699 00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:52,700 ♪ When you're trying To read my mind ♪ 700 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,536 ♪ In here the world Ain't black or white ♪ 701 00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:59,290 ♪ No rules apply No wrongs or rights ♪ 702 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,460 ♪ Can you really tell me What is right or wrong ♪ 703 00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:05,629 ♪ When they're two sides Of the same coin ♪ 704 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:11,510 ♪ Viewed in different ways The Human Paradox ♪ 705 00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:17,433 ♪ Step right into pandemonium Welcome to my delirium ♪ 706 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:22,438 ♪ My Human Paradox The Human Paradox ♪ 707 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:33,240 ♪ 708 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:37,077 Mariska Hargitay, Mario, Super Mario. 709 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,246 Fucking Luigi! Yoshi, the princess, 710 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:43,292 Bert, Ernie, Grover, Snuffleupagus, 711 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:46,045 Burger King, Grimace, Ronald McDonald, 712 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,338 the two old guys from the balcony in the Muppets, 713 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:50,883 Jim Morrison, any one of the fucking Beatles! 714 00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:53,427 -Pete Best? George Carlin. -Dead! 715 00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:57,389 Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Ice-T, Ice Cube, 716 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:58,432 Vanilla Ice! 717 00:41:58,515 --> 00:42:01,435 Elvis fucking Presley. Priscilla Presley. 718 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:03,354 Seth Meyers! What about Seth Meyers? 719 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:04,980 Or for that matter, Jay Leno? 720 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,941 Conan's not really doing much right now. 721 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,067 All right, most of those, you're right, 722 00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:09,485 could probably go to prison. 723 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:12,696 But I would never put Ariana Grande in there! 724 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,492 -She looks too innocent. -Possibly true! Possibly. 53800

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