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♪ I can tell a lot
about a girl on the first ♪
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♪
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Okay--
[overlapping shatter]
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[crowd gasping]
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[sighs]
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Alexa, turn on the lights.
- Okay.
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Alexa, play "Kenan's
Slow Jams for Feeling Sexy."
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Playing "Kenan's
Slow Jams for Feeling Sexy"
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on Amazon music.
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[seductive jazz melody]
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[phone buzzes]
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Hello?
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[sexy voice]
Hey, what's going on, girl?
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- Who is this?
- Oh, no, it's Kenan!
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It's just Kenan.
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You know, Gary's brother,
from tonight?
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Ohh.
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Hey!
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Look, I was calling you
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because I'd like to take you out.
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Not like murder you
or nothing like that.
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Just, you know, like,
out on a date.
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Sorry, I haven't done this
in a while.
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You're doing fine.
[chuckles]
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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Sorry I missed the show,
I wanted to meet everybody.
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Oh, you're not missing much.
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Tami an I really brought
the Broadway vibes.
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And you and I are
gonna continue
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with a little "Beauty
and the Beast" right now.
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[chuckles]
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You ready?
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Wait, I'm the beast?
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You know I'm too pretty.
Come on.
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[orchestral music playing]
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We are so dirty.
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Kenan, you've got kids.
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Why would you buy a Lambo?
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Forget my kids.
Can't have my lady riding
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around in any
old piece of junk.
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Really?
'Cause I would have guessed
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some slick salesperson
pressured you into buying it.
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Wrong.
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He pressured me
into leasing it.
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- [laughs]
- Hold on to something, girl.
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Yeah!
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[funky upbeat music]
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♪ Daddy! D-D-daddy!
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♪ That's me, Kenan, okay
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Little babies are in bed,
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and I'm about to be
in these streets.
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Ooh, another
late-night rendezvous
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with Impromptu-vous!
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That's your fourth
different girl
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off that app in a week.
- Yeah, you know me.
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I'm getting it in.
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With a bunch-a
different girls.
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I don't know what it is
about you dating
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all these ladies
that got me all titillated.
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Yeah, we ain't gotta
unpack that now.
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Oh, I got time, so--
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What's the matter,
little girl?
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Daddy, my stomach hurts.
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What, you want to do
our little trick?
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All right.
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♪ Rub-a-dub-dub
on the tum in the tub ♪
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[burps]
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Oh, that was a big one.
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Yeah, it stank too.
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Feeling better?
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All right, come on.
I'll tuck you back in.
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[grunts]
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Big girl.
- [vomits]
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- Ugh.
- Sorry, Daddy.
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No, I'm sorry
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that I let you eat
Papa Rick's homemade sushi.
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I didn't make sushi.
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I'm thawing trout.
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What? I had
a whole bunch of that.
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Oh...
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Oh hell,
now I'm gonna throw up.
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No, no, no.
♪ Rub-a-dub-dub in the--
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That don't work.
It's coming up fast.
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- Oh, oh, oh!
- It's coming up faster now.
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Aww, thank you
for the flowers, boo.
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Come here.
- You're welcome.
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I looked it up,
and the perfect gift
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for a three-month anniversary
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is a flower for every day
you've been together.
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So count the roses as 2 days
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and the sunflowers
as 3 1/2 days.
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[laughs]
Well, they're perfect.
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Was everything okay at home?
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You were a little late
getting here.
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Oh, yeah, it just
took me a while to sneak out.
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Sneak out?
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Wait, does your family
still not know we're dating?
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No. Not at all.
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But you'll meet them.
Eventually.
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But, you know,
I just want this to be
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our thing.
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Thing?
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That's funny, I've been
calling this thing
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a relationship.
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No, no, I wasn't saying,
like, "this thing,"
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I was more saying,
like, "this thang."
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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So where do you see
this "thang" going?
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Well, to more of this,
for sure.
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I would just like to keep this,
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you know,
between ourselves for now.
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'Cause we're happy, right?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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I totally get
where you're coming from.
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That's my girl.
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Glad we always
on the same page.
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So what we watching,
"Clueless" or "The Breakup"?
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- Beat you to it!
- Oh--
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Damn, Pam don't play.
[laughs]
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Okay, not everything
is a competition,
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all right, Pam? In fact,
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evaluations are coming up,
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and guess who's gonna win that?
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Mi--Mi--Mi--Mika!
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Aw, that high note's
sounding great.
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Whoa, check out Phil.
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I'll bet you $5
he drops that tray.
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Take that bet
with her money.
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The oatmeal's a-slidin'!
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Oh! Nice recovery.
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He sees the end zone,
but there's still
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quite a few defenders
between him and the house.
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Oh! Sweet spin move!
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He might go all...the...way!
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Ohh!
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[chuckles]
- Fumble on the one.
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Pam wins again.
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Thanks for including me
in your fun ribbing.
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That means I'm
part of the crew, right?
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Oh, Phil.
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What must have middle school
looked like for you?
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Like this,
but I was homeschooled.
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Okay, that got sadder.
Let's go.
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Cleaning up.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Pam, your commentary
was so fire
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you almost made
Phil look athletic.
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- Thank you.
- You ever thought
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about covering the games
on the weekends?
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It's my dream.
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My butt-turd ex-manager
kept promising
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to make it happen,
but never did.
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Mm, that's gross.
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Well, I know
a non-butt-turd manager,
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highly attractive,
looking to add
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to his exclusive roster
of talent.
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Exclusive?
Kenan's your only client.
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It's a boutique firm, Pam.
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I don't know, Gary.
We're friends.
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What if this goes sideways?
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The best things in life
go sideways.
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You know? Skateboards,
crabs when they walk,
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sex if you do it right.
- Mm-hmm.
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I mean, I do like
all those things.
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Of course.
Come on, girl.
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Who gonna look out for you
better than your boy?
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Hmm?
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- Okay. I'm in.
- Yeah?
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Yeah! Five.
High five, high five,
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high five, contract.
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Yeah.
- [chuckles]
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[off-key trumpet notes]
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Uh, Birdie, baby,
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can you please not play
with balls in the house?
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[trumpet playing]
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[off-key trumpet notes]
Aubrey. Aubrey, Aubrey!
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Can you please play
your trumpet elsewhere?
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Real encouraging, Dad.
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Luckily you weren't
Miles Davis' father.
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Well, if I was, he might
have stayed off that "heron."
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- Hey, family!
- Hey, Uncle Gary,
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I learnt a new serve.
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Oh, let me see it.
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I'm gonna count to ten
real slow before I lose it.
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One.
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Two...
- Come on,
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before he explodes!
- Three.
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Hurry, go, go, go!
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Hey, what's
WE-BAD-A.F.?
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Oh, I finally got
my second client,
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so I am officially a firm now.
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Williams Entertainment
Bold and Defiant Artist Firm.
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And I just got Pam
a meeting with Georgia Tech.
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In one hour, boy,
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she might be the next
color commentator
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for the football games.
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Hey, that's great, man.
Congratulations.
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- Appreciate it.
- Real, real proud of you.
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Hey, listen, uh,
I'm gonna need you
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to push that meeting so you can
watch the girls for me.
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I got some, uh, business
to handle tonight.
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Can't do it.
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I ain't got nothing for you
but some swag.
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Whoo.
- Hey, ay.
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And it's $10 apiece,
so leave that on my bed.
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But--but come on, man.
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Rick is out for the night.
He went to Blind Wally's.
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Blind Wally's the jazz club
or Blind Wally,
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the psychic hobo
that live outside the deli?
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I think they the same dude.
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All right, well,
ask Rick to ask him
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what my future look like,
'cause it's looking bright,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Yup, yup,
yeah, I'm happy for you.
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Guess I'm gonna
have to get creative.
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There she go!
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Aw, Mika, thank you so much
for coming
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and watching the girls.
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I gotta go, uh, see somebody.
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Mm. You mean the woman
you're secretly dating.
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How'd you know about her?
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Oh, I know everything
that's going on in my studio.
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And on my news desk.
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You saw that?
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Well, her name is Janay.
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And, uh, things have gotten
a little weird,
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'cause she asked me
where I thought
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the relationship was going.
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And what did you say?
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That I feel like it's fine
the way it is.
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But now she's not answering
my calls, or my texts,
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so I think I need
to go smooth that out.
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Kenan, you know I love you,
but you're not a bright man.
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She wants to move forward.
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She don't want to waste
the pretty on you.
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Yeah, but things
are going good.
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I mean, I don't want to ruin it
by introducing her to my family
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and bringing her
in this house of crazy.
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But Kenan, your family
is a big part of who you are.
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Look, if you're telling her
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that you're not gonna
move forward,
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she's gonna pull back.
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Nah, girl,
she is all about Zaddy.
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Let me show you.
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Aw, these are cute.
So cute.
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Piggy-back? Okay.
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Yes.
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Oh. Except for this one
she just posted
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where she's with another dude.
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What?
No.
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This is a picture of her alone
at a coffee shop right now.
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Is she though?
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Look, I think
you should go talk to her.
255
00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,263
And besides, your family's
not that crazy.
256
00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,137
Little help?
257
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,442
You were saying?
258
00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,532
- I should probably go inside.
- Yeah.
259
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,837
Okay.
260
00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,536
Th--This is why I say
no balls in the h--
261
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,059
You know what?
262
00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,277
It's just my life.
- Birdie?
263
00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,587
Then I try not to eat
till noon.
264
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,501
- Yeah, mm.
- Intermittent fasting.
265
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,198
Kenan?
266
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,678
Oh, snap.
267
00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,593
Janay!
What're you doing out here?
268
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,639
Besides having coffee
with goofy dudes.
269
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,774
What's up?
I'm Trevor.
270
00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,384
'Sup, Trevor?
What you standing up
271
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:20,603
to your natural height for?
272
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,778
That supposed to mean
something to me?
273
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,301
'Cause it really doesn't, brah.
274
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:26,217
Will you just, uh,
excuse us for one second?
275
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:27,741
'Scuse us, Trevor.
276
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,960
- What are you doing?
- What?
277
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,136
I'm ready to risk my life
for this relationship.
278
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,617
Ohh, so now
it's a relationship
279
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,663
and not just a "thang."
280
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,360
Who called it a "thang"?
Was that me?
281
00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,275
- Kenan!
- Okay, yes.
282
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:43,670
This is a real,
going-somewhere relationship.
283
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,977
So you'll include me
in your whole life?
284
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,196
Yes.
285
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,154
We can have family dinner
this weekend.
286
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,680
And I'll tell everybody
that you're my girlfriend.
287
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:54,942
That sounds sweet.
288
00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,335
Yeah, starting
with this dude right here.
289
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,424
Hey, Groot, this is my lady.
290
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,817
It's nice for you to meet her,
291
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,819
but you can go home now, punk!
292
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,647
I'm just kidding, just kidding.
293
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,127
Can I grab her stuff? Thanks.
294
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,476
So nice to meet you.
295
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:08,782
All right, we'll see you
at the gym, Trevor.
296
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:12,046
[phone rings]
297
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,875
- Hey.
- Yo, Pam,
298
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,006
where the hell are you?
299
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,617
Everyone's already
in the meeting.
300
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,053
Waze gave me
a 20-minute route,
301
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,794
but I knew of a back road
that would get me here
302
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,012
in 15 minutes flat.
303
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,666
You're 40 minutes late, Pam.
304
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,451
Yeah, well,
Waze won this round.
305
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,105
Okay, well, I can't
keep stalling, all right?
306
00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,760
Oh, oh I see you.
There you are.
307
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:34,416
Oh, I found a primo spot.
Whoo.
308
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:37,071
Oh, now this joker's gonna
try to steal it!
309
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,289
Who cares?
Just park anywhere.
310
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,421
There's plenty of space.
311
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,684
No! Everybody knows
that the space
312
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,339
next to the disabled spot
is the best.
313
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,995
Game time. I gotta win this.
314
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,561
This isn't a competition.
315
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,389
Georgia Tech is waiting, Pam.
316
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:54,566
[engines rev]
317
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:57,308
That spot is mine!
318
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,486
Oh.
319
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,184
[sighs]
It was a tie.
320
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:06,230
I hate ties.
321
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,537
Aw man, why don't
you look where you're going?
322
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,365
Do you see what you did
to my car?
323
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,845
Oh, she crazy, crazy.
324
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,673
Come on, face me!
325
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,371
You are gonna
love this recipe.
326
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,634
I call it "hot girl guac."
327
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,244
My secret
is half a ghost pepper
328
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,724
and a bunch of garlic.
329
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,247
Sounds like tonight
will be the first night
330
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,467
we fart in front of each other.
both: [chuckle]
331
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,469
Look at us, moving forward.
332
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,341
Oh, hey, for our
big family dinner this weekend,
333
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,821
what do the girls eat?
334
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,605
I really want
everything to be perfect.
335
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,738
Oh, well,
Aubrey hates everything,
336
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,435
and Birdie will eat
pretty much anything.
337
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,394
So why don't we go with steak,
338
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,612
'cause that's what Zaddy wants.
339
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,833
[phone buzzes]
Oh, snap.
340
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:46,488
I'm sorry, hold on one second.
- Okay.
341
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,664
Yeah, what?
342
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,753
Kenan, I'm dropping Pam
as a client, man.
343
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,755
So if I go missing,
go to your computer,
344
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,191
and find a folder
called "Church."
345
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,802
Delete that.
It's full of porn.
346
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,760
Is that
why my computer's so slow?
347
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,153
That and another folder
called "Prayer."
348
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,458
Get back to Pam.
349
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,025
You just signed her, man.
You can't drop her.
350
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,375
But she's out of control,
man, for real.
351
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,942
It's like everything's
a competition with her.
352
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,291
Like she's still
on the tennis tour.
353
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,771
I should have known
when she dunked
354
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,904
on that Make A Wish kid
standing by that trash can.
355
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,253
Maybe that was his wish.
356
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,211
We don't know what he was into.
[phone rings]
357
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,691
Sorry, hold on a second.
358
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,432
What's up?
359
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,563
I got kicked
out of Blind Wally's.
360
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,000
You gotta come pick me up.
361
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,480
No, man, just take a Lyft
or Uber or something.
362
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,221
I'm banned from one
and protesting the other.
363
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,484
And don't ask me which one,
'cause I can't remember.
364
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,964
Everything okay, babe?
365
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:31,402
Uh, yeah, everything is fine.
Nothing crazy here.
366
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,840
Look, man, I'm busy, all right?
You're just gonna have to walk.
367
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,015
Well, ladies,
I guess we're hoofing it.
368
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,233
What?
369
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,626
There's no sidewalks
on this highway.
370
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,062
- Bad Rick.
- Hi Daddy,
371
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,760
a woman named Katie
asked me to be her sponsor.
372
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,806
You took my babies
to a jazz club?
373
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,242
The child is learning
the trumpet.
374
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,070
I'm trying to be encouraging.
375
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,725
All right, look, don't move.
Okay? I'm on my way.
376
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,379
Snap, Gary.
377
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,902
Gary?
- Hmm?
378
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,644
Okay, look, you always wanted
a legit business, right?
379
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,864
And now you have one.
With swag!
380
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,735
And two clients
that you care about, all right?
381
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,345
You wouldn't cut and run
on your brother,
382
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,390
so you can't do that
to your friend either.
383
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,695
Yeah.
384
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,175
Yeah, you right, man. Thanks.
385
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,568
Well--and don't delete
that folder, 'cause--
386
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,396
[phone beeps]
Hello?
387
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,007
Hey.
388
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,139
Sounds like you got
a lot going on.
389
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,445
Just some work
and family nonsense.
390
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:17,448
Which reminds me,
I'm so sorry, but I forgot
391
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,494
we're going out of town
this weekend.
392
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,670
I gotta get a raincheck
on that family dinner.
393
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,891
Oh, no!
394
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,197
Okay, sure, raincheck.
But only 'cause you're cute.
395
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,025
- I am cute, ain't I?
- You are. You're cute.
396
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,332
- Thank you, you're the best.
- You're cute.
397
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,856
[sighs]
In fact,
398
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,292
I forgot that I actually
gotta go handle
399
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,859
something for work
right now as well,
400
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,035
so you enjoy
that "hot girl guac,"
401
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,822
and I will be back
in, like, 10 or 55 minutes.
402
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:46,042
[upbeat music]
403
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,566
I'm sorry
about that Georgia Tech gig.
404
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,046
That was on me.
405
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,483
I feel like
I don't deserve a party.
406
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,833
Come on now, Pam.
407
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,660
I gotta welcome you
to WE-BAD-A.F.
408
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,314
the right way.
- Thanks, Gary.
409
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,534
You are an amazing--
410
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,884
What the [bleep] is this?
411
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,408
This isn't a party.
Where's the cake?
412
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:07,411
And what is my butt-turd
ex-manager doing here?
413
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,239
We're all here to tell you
how your competitive behavior
414
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,546
has hurt us
in the following ways.
415
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,027
This is a damn intervention!
416
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,507
A damn intervention party.
Surprise.
417
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,944
I'm out.
418
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,815
No you're not.
419
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,818
Whoa. John McEnroe!
420
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,515
Big fan, I'm sure.
421
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,735
Now sit your ass down
and let your friends
422
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,911
change your life
for the better.
423
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,608
- Oh.
- You better sit your ass down.
424
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,480
Oh, he good.
425
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,310
All right, we all know
the game plan?
426
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,008
We're here to get an outfit
for Aubrey's trumpet recital.
427
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,880
And if your name isn't Aubrey,
428
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:41,924
please don't ask me
for anything.
429
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,578
But I want a Razor scooter.
430
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,668
Oh, and it reminds me,
I want a subscription to Starz.
431
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,932
They got a new program on there
called "P-Valley."
432
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,673
You know what
the P stands for?
433
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,501
I have a good idea.
But--
434
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,113
- Let's go this way.
- But the store's right there.
435
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,462
I know,
but the Razor scooter store
436
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,637
is that way.
437
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,509
Oh! Does this mean
I'm getting Starz?
438
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,858
- Maybe.
- You rascal.
439
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,859
I know,
I'm a little rascal, right?
440
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,643
Kenan?
441
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,733
Kenan!
Kenan!
442
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,259
Uh, hi.
Uh, can I help you?
443
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,478
[laughs]
Quit playing.
444
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,437
I thought you were going
out of town this weekend.
445
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,918
Uh, Daddy, do you know
this lady?
446
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,484
No, I don't.
447
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,922
But I think she might
recognize me from TV.
448
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,184
Is that what it is?
449
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,968
Well, thank you very much
for watching, ma'am.
450
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,143
So, uh, why don't we let
this stranger,
451
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,753
who none of us
have ever met before,
452
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:29,929
get back to her job.
453
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:30,973
Thank you for your service,
ma'am.
454
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,975
Come on.
- [whispers] Oh, hell no.
455
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,498
- Who was that?
- I don't know.
456
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,674
Come on, I know
a pissed off mistress
457
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,893
when I see one.
458
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,286
I know.
She's not my mistress though.
459
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,983
She's my secret girlfriend.
460
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,986
Okay, now I hear it.
- Mm-hmm.
461
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,292
I don't even think
she that mad.
462
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,644
Daang.
463
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,559
She gave you the boot.
464
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,126
Tch.
465
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,955
I don't need you
to be clever right now, Rick.
466
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,220
When you and I were playing
at the company picnic,
467
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,656
you nicknamed me Rally Killer.
468
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:04,311
'Cause you suck, Phil.
You kill rallies.
469
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,399
Well, it stuck.
470
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,618
My ex-wife called me that
in bed.
471
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,969
"Rally Killer strikes again."
472
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,188
[laughter]
473
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,885
Listen, sex is hard.
474
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,932
All right, buddy.
My turn.
475
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,194
[clears throat]
476
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,675
Pam would be a model employee
477
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,417
if she didn't let
her overly competitive nature
478
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,506
get in the way
of her job performance.
479
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,334
- Is that my evaluation?
- Yes it is.
480
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,465
I told you I'd get you back.
481
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,336
Come on.
This is not the time--
482
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,859
Stop it!
483
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,340
This is getting real janky,
right now.
484
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,168
John McEnroe, please tell Pam
485
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,909
how this type of behavior
has affected your life.
486
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,389
Pam, I get it.
487
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,478
No one is
more competitive than me.
488
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,350
- You want to bet?
- Don't interrupt me.
489
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,699
Okay.
490
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,528
Having dominated
every tennis tournament,
491
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,356
commentated with every major network,
492
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:54,056
being put in the International
Tennis Hall of Fame--
493
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:59,409
You know, I only see
an upside in this behavior.
494
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,150
Why am I here?
- I'm starting to wonder
495
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,760
the same thing, Johnathan.
496
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,589
You're starting to wonder?!
[objects clatter]
497
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,897
Fine! I don't want to be here!
498
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,508
Pam, you be you.
499
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,989
Wha--
500
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,730
He's still got it.
501
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,427
Okay, that was dope,
but Pam, for real,
502
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,385
you're gonna tell me
that parking space
503
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,430
was worth your dream job?
504
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,564
I don't know.
I just can't be a loser.
505
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,305
Growing up in a house
full of brothers,
506
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,871
you had to compete
for everything--
507
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,874
desserts, toilet paper,
medicine--
508
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,659
Was that you eating
all my antacid pills?
509
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:32,834
My chest hurts!
510
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,532
- Hmm?
- Pam, not being a loser
511
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,318
doesn't mean you always win.
Okay?
512
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,493
You lost your dream job,
513
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,452
and you smashed up
your damn car.
514
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,107
Look, all I know is
you gotta make a change.
515
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,544
And as your friend,
and your manager,
516
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,894
you gotta let me help you, man.
517
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,029
Thanks, Gary.
518
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,118
You know, you are
a great manager.
519
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,512
- Thank you very much.
- Better than the last one.
520
00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,948
You hear that, butt-turd?
521
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,517
My name is Buttard!
And you know that.
522
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,650
- That guy is such a Phil!
- Such a Phil.
523
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,739
- Such a Phil!
- He's a double Phil.
524
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,524
He didn't flip a chair
or nothing.
525
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:16,965
Alexa, play "Kenan's Sad Jams
for No Chance at Love-making."
526
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:20,969
Playing "Kenan's Sad Jams
for No Chance of Love-making."
527
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,797
Alexa, will you be
my girlfriend?
528
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,321
I like you as a friend.
529
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,627
Snap, that's cold.
530
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,543
I don't like
what I'm hearing over here.
531
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,110
What's happened?
532
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,633
It's just Janay stuff.
533
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,287
Mika was right, I think I need
534
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,897
to bring her into my whole life
535
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,594
and introduce her
to the family.
536
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,161
That's the only way
I'm gonna keep her.
537
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,685
But I'm just worried
it's gonna scare her away.
538
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,645
Well, look, man,
the only thing I know is
539
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,125
you can't have
a whole separate life
540
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,605
that doesn't include
your partner.
541
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:51,478
That's some good advice,
Rick.
542
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,696
Yeah.
543
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,829
I got that
from a Blind Wally song,
544
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,787
called "You Can't Have
A Whole Separate Life
545
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,485
That Doesn't Include
Your Partner."
546
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,878
You had me at Blind Wally.
547
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,621
Hey, Daddy,
like my sign?
548
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,320
Yes, baby, it's beautiful.
549
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,452
Why am I paying $15,000 a year
for that school?
550
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,368
Hey, rich kids are dumb too.
[pounding on door]
551
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,327
Places everybody.
Come here.
552
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,806
Don't forget, yell surprise,
553
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,939
and then curtsy like
the little Von Trapp kids did
554
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,898
when they met
Fraulein Von Nazi Racist Face.
555
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:24,075
Get ready.
One, two, three.
556
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:28,341
all: Surprise!
- Surprise!
557
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,257
Oh, God.
They found me.
558
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,564
Look, Officer,
this is my girlfriend's place.
559
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,305
I just used the hide-away key.
560
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,394
Girls, do you know
the woman that lives here?
561
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,004
- Nope.
- Didn't know she existed
562
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,223
till today.
563
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,355
I'm gonna need you
to stand up, sir.
564
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,966
Oh, man, this is ridiculous.
565
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,230
What in the hell?
566
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,753
Lawrence, what is happening
right now?
567
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,233
Janay, we received
a call from a neighbor
568
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,888
about an intrusion.
- Janay, would you please tell
569
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,716
this officer of the law
that you know me
570
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,239
and we have a "thang."
571
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,199
Oh, did we have a "thing,"
or a "thang."
572
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,548
You gonna let them
take my babies
573
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,114
just because you mad?
That's cold.
574
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,595
What are you doing here,
Kenan?
575
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,337
Can--let's just have
a little talk.
576
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,991
- [sighs]
- I'm sorry.
577
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,254
I thought that if I brought
my family over here
578
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,473
to surprise you,
579
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,388
then you would forgive me
for being stupid.
580
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,650
I didn't count on the cops
581
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,913
or Rick's
past criminal history.
582
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:22,046
Ah, ah, alleged
criminal history.
583
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,005
You really thought
this would make up
584
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,920
for the way you treated me?
585
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,400
I thought
it would be a start.
586
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,272
Look, Janay, I'm really sorry.
I just freaked.
587
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,882
Why?
588
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,102
Because my life
is so crazy.
589
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,104
I thought
it would scare you off.
590
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,062
I mean, look at you.
You're so pretty,
591
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,761
and smart, and put-together.
592
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,676
I got puked on
three times last week.
593
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,678
Gross.
594
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:45,896
I get it.
595
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,898
You're a father and a brother
596
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:51,337
and a...whatever you are
to Rick.
597
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,948
But I didn't want
some curated version of you.
598
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,993
I wanted the real you.
599
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,908
The good, the bad, and the--
600
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,345
Oh, I know you're not
about to say "ugly."
601
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,608
'Cause I might be stupid,
but I'm cute.
602
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:05,307
I was gonna say "human."
603
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,831
So...you still want me?
604
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,965
Plant one on me,
right here.
605
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,488
Now introduce me
to your crazy family.
606
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,795
Okay, all right.
Well, that's my baby Birdie,
607
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,971
and that's Aubrey, and that's--
608
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,364
Girl, don't act
like you don't know me.
609
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,843
Get your feet
off my coffee table.
610
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,105
Oh, I will.
611
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,238
I will.
- Now.
612
00:21:23,288 --> 00:21:27,838
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