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That's a good shirt, Charlie. I like
it. You should buy that. You like it?
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Yeah. Okay, stand a little
to your left, please.
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Why? Dee, just a
little bit to your left?
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Why, Charlie?
So I can steal it.
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No, you're not gonna steal
it. Just buy the shirt.
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Dee, it's fine. It doesn't even have, like,
the exploding ink thing on it. We're good.
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Oh, great news. I'm not getting
arrested with you. So buy it.
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What is the point?
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The point is that you have,
like, four articles of clothing.
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And that's it for years and years
and years now. So buy something new.
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All right, first of all,
this place is a rip-off, okay?
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Secondly, someone should teach these people
how to do a decent hem, don't you think?
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Oh, are you unsatisfied
with that hem?
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Very unsatisfied with the hem. What
do you know about hems, Charlie?
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I've been sewing my clothes back
together for, like, almost my entire life.
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I know a thing or two about a hem,
Dee, all right? Well, that's just sad.
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Well, it's not sad. It's a very
valuable skill set. So, you know...
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Just try the shirt on
and buy it. All right.
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Shut up!
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Shut up! Dee Reynolds?
Yeah.
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Ingrid! Nelson.
From high school.
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Ingrid Nelson?
Yeah.
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You look so different. What
happened to all of the fat parts?
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I lost 'em!
I lost a ton of weight!
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Wow! And look at you.
You look so beautiful.
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Aw.
You don't have that hideously...
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ugly, disgusting
back brace anymore.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, God! We were such
losers in high school! Mmm.
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Do you remember what people used
to call us? Uh, I don't remember.
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The Aluminum Monster
and Fatty Magoo!
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Yeah, that was it.
Remember?
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Yeah. Yes. You were the Aluminum
Monster! I was Fatty Magoo!
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Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes.
Hey, do you remember...
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how you used to say that you were gonna
be famous and have your own clothing line?
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Did I say that?
Oh, my God. Every day.
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Every day, it was "famous actress
this" and "famous model that. "
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And all the kids did was laugh
at you. That is a good memory.
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Well, no.
I mean, it inspired me.
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I thought to myself, "If the Aluminum
Monster can do it, then so can I."
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Oh!
Dee, you're in my store!
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This is your store?
Yes!
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Wow!
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All this, yours?
Yeah.
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Gosh! Hey, so, did you
ever do any of the...
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Are you a model now?
Are you... Did you...
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Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah?
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Not-Not-Not... Yeah. Not right
now... because I'm shopping.
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Did you go to law
school? Oh, my God, I did!
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You did? Yeah, for a
little while. I loved it.
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God, you must be so busy. I'm so
busy. So busy that I have to go.
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But it was really excellent
to see you.
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Oh, it was so good to see you
too. Oh, and congratulations.
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I would love to hang out. Hang out?
We're gonna hang out! We're gonna do that!
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We're gonna do all of that!
Okay.
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Charlie. You're not
gonna believe this. Hmm?
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I just ran into the biggest loser from
my high school. And she owns this store!
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Really? I used to say
all this stuff about...
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how I was gonna be big and
famous to keep her down. Oh, yeah.
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But it did the opposite. It, like, inspired
her or something, which is terrible.
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I'll tell you what. Calm down.
Here's what you do, all right?
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Pop on a couple things, slip 'em
on, we'll walk right out of here.
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No. No, that's not good enough. I
gotta beat her at her own game. Charlie?
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Mm-hmm?
I got a fatty to take down.
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Dee, how's your design
coming along?
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I can't believe
you stole that shirt.
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Come on. I steal lots of things. You
don't have to get all huffy about it.
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Let me take a look. No.
It's not ready for looking.
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Let me take a look-see. I'll tell you if
I like it or not. Charlie, I'm not ready.
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What are you guys working on
over there?
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Dee's designing a dress to put her
old nerd friend back in her place.
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Oh, which nerd friend?
Um, the fat one.
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Ingrid Nelson. Ingrid...
Oh, Fatty Magoo?
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That's right. Oh, your old
sidekick. What's she been up to?
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Well, she owns her own, like,
clothing store now, right?
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So Dee's making a dress.
I'm gonna help her sew it.
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Because according to Dee, I'm
a loser too. Did you know this?
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But, Sweet Dee, being a winner's
not something that you can become.
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It's something that you're
kind of born with. Like me.
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Like us.
Like me.
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All right, let me take a
look at this. No, hold on.
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Let's just peek at it. I feel
like you're gonna make fun of it.
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It's not done yet.
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Dee, when did... What is
this? Is it a boat? Oh, no.
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No, it's... It's a boat
with a triangle in it.
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It's not a boat. No,
there's a cup and a straw.
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Oh, it's a... It's a cocktail
dress. That's a strap.
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Is it a raincoat?
It's not a raincoat!
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Oh, no. That's a plug. It's a light
bulb. Well, in my head, it's very...
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It's elegant. It... I'm having a
hard time putting it out onto paper...
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Yeah. Through your hands? Have your
hands been smashed with hammers?
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What is wrong with you?
Smashed with hammers?
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You're definitely not gonna be putting anybody
in their place with a drawing like this.
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Let me give it a shot.
Dennis, take a stab at it.
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I'm gonna start with the
breasts. Oh, naturally.
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Come on!
Oh, those are beautiful.
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Bountiful. Gorgeous,
right? I would say so.
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Oh, yeah!
You see? Okay?
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That is some good... Then
we move on to the waist.
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Yes.
Delicate, precise.
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Damn, dude, you can draw. I'm getting
kind of, like, a little flustered here.
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Yeah, well, that's understandable.
She's a nice looking lady.
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I'll tell you what, dude. How
about I take this sketch, right?
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And then I talk to Frank about, you
know, a really good sewing machine.
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And then I whip up a
prototype... Oh, of my designs?
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What? You dick! Charlie, come
on! I thought we were a team!
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Relax. I'm still gonna help you make
your raincoat with the straw on it.
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It's not a raincoat! What is this?
This woman doesn't even have a rib cage.
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Doesn't matter, Dee.
Because winners always win.
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You're not a winner. You're not a winner
because you used to be popular in high school.
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But I think you peaked.
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Peaked? Peaked, Dee?
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Mmm.
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Let me tell you something.
I haven't even begun to peak.
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And when I do peak,
you'll know.
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Because I'm gonna peak so hard that
everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.
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I'm in my prime.
And I bet you...
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that I could sell these dresses to Fatty
Magoo just based on these sketches alone.
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And your loser friend is gonna
buy 'em because she's a fatty.
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And that's just
the way of the world.
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All I have to do is turn
on my winning charm...
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and Fatty Magoo will
be putty in my hands.
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'Cause us winners always win.
He wasn't talking about you.
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I... think he was.
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It's too streaky.
Where?
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Everywhere. Fix it.
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Well, I'm trying, Frank! I've never
spray-painted a chair before, okay?
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Why are you covering
your mouth?
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Because that lead paint
is extremely toxic.
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What? Is that why
I'm feeling so dizzy?
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Hey, all I'm hearing is excuses.
And I still have a blotchy chair.
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Wait a second. Wait a second! What
am I saying? What am I doing here?
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You're making my chair look like it was
dipped in gold. Now get back to work.
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Nobody is stupid enough to think that
your chair was dipped in gold, Frank.
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Why am I helping you?
Because I'm manipulating you.
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That's the way I get
people to do things for me.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Shit, that's awesome.
How did you do that? Yeah.
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If you make my chair look
really nice, I will tell you.
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Deal!
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I got you. Oh, great.
Oh, good, good. Excellent.
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I need to use your business connections to
see if I can get a really cheap sewing machine.
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Why? Dennis and I are gonna make
a dress, see if we can sell it.
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You're gonna go in the
garment business? No, dude.
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I'm not going into the
garment business, okay?
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I'm just gonna make one
single dress with Dennis.
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Who's gonna run the operation?
It's not an operation, dude.
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Look, I just want your help
getting a sewing machine.
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Whoa. Wait. Has that
chair been dipped in gold?
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So we would cinch it up nice
and tight through the waist...
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giving a nice, subtle lift
to the top of the dress...
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and keeping those
fat tummies in check.
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Gorgeous.
Okay, Dennis, I'm confused.
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Why's that? These are just pictures
of women with giant breasts.
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Yeah.
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And in some of these sketches, the
women aren't even wearing clothes.
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Yes.
Well, why?
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Listen, let me level with you.
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You're an attractive enough girl. I mean,
certainly you've got some potential. All right?
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There's no reason for you
to be so nervous around me.
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Why don't you just order
a couple of my dresses...
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and maybe if you're lucky, I'll
even make one special just for you.
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And if you look good
enough in it, hell...
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I might even
consider having sex with you.
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How does that sound?
Terrible.
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All right. Let's just calm down.
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You're having a reaction. That's
understandable. It's the nerd in you talking.
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Why don't we start over? How many of
my dresses would you like to order?
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None. Not one.
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I'm not gonna take "no" for an answer because
I just refuse to do that because I'm a winner.
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And winners, we don't listen to words
like "no," or "don't," or "stop. "
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Those words are just not in our
vocabulary. I know what you need.
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You need to see my dress
on a model.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'm gonna come back
tomorrow with a model.
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Please don't do that.
Save your breath, Ingrid.
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Those words have never worked
on me. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Look, I am so confused. Why does she
have light bulbs growing out of her neck?
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Light bulbs? What?
Those are shoulder pads.
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What? Yeah. You know what?
I'll walk you through it.
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No. I don't even want to... Why don't
you just help me make Dennis's designs?
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Because Dennis's designs
are terrible. I enjoy them.
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I know you do. I walked in and saw you
enjoying them very much this morning in the bar.
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This again. I told you I
was scratching myself, Dee!
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You were scratching hard
and very vigorously. So...
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No. 'Cause that's the only way
I can... It must've really itched.
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All right. All right,
fine. What is this thing?
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That is Dennis's prototype. Be careful
with that. No, I know it's the prototype.
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But I don't get how it works.
You're asking a million questions!
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All right, look. I'm just gonna have
to walk you through it, all right?
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So pay attention.
Yes. Thank you.
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The pretty lady gets naked,
of course.
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And I help her into the prototype.
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My hands sort of guiding along her
body, making sure that it fits properly.
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Now the dress is starting
to look fantastic, you know?
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And she feels very excited.
She feels very sensual.
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And I feel very sensual about
her because she looks so good.
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And then, you know, we chitchat
a little bit. No big deal.
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But she asks me back to her
place. Where did that come from?
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I accept, you know? And then, you know,
we chitchat at her place. It's no big deal.
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But eventually she says, you know,
"Do you want to make love, Charlie?"
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Oh, God. And I say, "Are you
serious? Because yes, I do. "
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And then just, boom, we're into it.
And it's hot and it's passionate.
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Charlie? Then it's just me
and you, babe, all night long.
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Oh, my God. Charlie? And I satisfy her so
many times, she starts screaming my name.
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Charlie? Charlie!
"Charlie," she says.
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"Charlie," she says.
Charlie!
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Jesus!
Dee!
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What are you... I thought
you had walked back over...
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No, I've been standing
here the whole time!
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I was in the middle... Are you
gonna help me with this or not?
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No, I'm trying to...
What are you doing?
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'Cause you're looking pretty...
Oh, Jesus. I'm gonna do it myself.
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I gotta say, Frank, I'm really
happy about this partition.
215
00:11:06,452 --> 00:11:09,114
I can't tell you how many
memories this brings back. Yeah?
216
00:11:09,188 --> 00:11:12,555
This is exactly the way I
ran my sweatshops. Is it?
217
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:16,254
Yes. You have to
separate them from us.
218
00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:18,262
Right.
They need to be trained.
219
00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:20,696
Right. Okay, yeah. I
got an idea. Trained.
220
00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:23,735
I got an idea, okay? I want
to play music in there. Yes?
221
00:11:23,803 --> 00:11:26,533
'Cause I think it'll keep them happy
and motivated. And they'll work harder.
222
00:11:26,605 --> 00:11:29,768
No, no, no, no, no.
Mac, you gotta break 'em.
223
00:11:29,842 --> 00:11:31,901
You gotta break 'em like dogs!
224
00:11:31,977 --> 00:11:33,911
Break 'em!
Yeah!
225
00:11:33,979 --> 00:11:36,345
Break 'em like dogs! You want
to learn about manipulation?
226
00:11:36,415 --> 00:11:38,042
Yes, yes.
This is it. All right, here.
227
00:11:38,117 --> 00:11:40,210
Your first rule of manipulation...
228
00:11:40,286 --> 00:11:44,416
is you gotta show them
who is boss!
229
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:48,426
You gotta rant and
rave and yell at people!
230
00:11:48,494 --> 00:11:52,931
Then they find their place.
That's it.
231
00:11:52,998 --> 00:11:54,898
Everyone gather around. I
have an announcement to make!
232
00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:57,800
Dennis has an announcement! Go.
Now's your chance. Now's my chance.
233
00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,804
Rant and rave.
Gather around.
234
00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:03,308
Everybody, gather around,
please! We're all standing here.
235
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,706
Is this everybody?
Is this everybody!
236
00:12:04,777 --> 00:12:06,904
What are you doing?
Dennis has an announcement!
237
00:12:06,979 --> 00:12:09,243
Yeah, I heard that. I'm
wondering what it is.
238
00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:10,612
It's an announcement!
What's up, Dennis?
239
00:12:10,683 --> 00:12:13,208
I have an announcement.
Oh, my God! What is it?
240
00:12:13,285 --> 00:12:16,345
Quiet on the floor, please! Dennis,
your announcement? Thank you.
241
00:12:16,422 --> 00:12:21,257
I think everyone will be pleased to learn
that we have just received our first order.
242
00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:23,056
That's amazing!
Hooo!
243
00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:25,563
I can't believe they placed an
order before they saw the prototype.
244
00:12:25,631 --> 00:12:27,064
Believe it, Charlie, 'cause
that's what just happened.
245
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,226
What the hell did Fatty Magoo
like about your sketches?
246
00:12:29,301 --> 00:12:32,168
Shut up! How many did
they order? Twenty-five.
247
00:12:32,238 --> 00:12:35,730
Twenty-five? That's right.
Charlie, do you have my prototype?
248
00:12:35,808 --> 00:12:38,936
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, do
you have any more of those sketches?
249
00:12:39,011 --> 00:12:41,605
Maybe like one where the lady's,
like, looking right at you?
250
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,944
Stop talking to me.
All right, everyone.
251
00:12:44,016 --> 00:12:47,679
I want those dresses. Now I don't
care how you do it. Just make it work.
252
00:12:47,753 --> 00:12:50,017
You heard the man.
Make it work!
253
00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:52,614
You heard our designer! Ladies and
gentlemen, back to your stations!
254
00:12:52,691 --> 00:12:55,717
Let's make it work! No! No,
I'm not going to make it work!
255
00:12:55,794 --> 00:12:59,787
I'm designing my own clothes! I'm supposed
to be the one who's beating Fatty Magoo!
256
00:12:59,865 --> 00:13:02,060
Mac, take care of this.
257
00:13:02,134 --> 00:13:04,398
Okay. Dee, can I talk
to you for a second?
258
00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:06,404
Look, I know what
you're trying to do.
259
00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:08,497
You want to show this girl
what's what. I get that.
260
00:13:08,574 --> 00:13:10,542
And I think if you just buckle
down and join the team...
261
00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:12,702
Mac, I'm gonna stop you
right there. First of all...
262
00:13:12,778 --> 00:13:15,872
your breath smells like an old
lady fart passing through an onion.
263
00:13:15,948 --> 00:13:18,280
Secondly, I know you're
trying to manipulate me.
264
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:20,944
And it's not going to work.
Get your hand off my shoulder...
265
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:23,545
because I've got a fatty to burn.
266
00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:29,461
She's gonna be here any minute.
267
00:13:29,528 --> 00:13:31,996
Can we get this thing tighter? Or can we
lift these up a little bit? Oh, my God!
268
00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:34,191
Are you sure this is the right
size? The dress is the right size.
269
00:13:34,266 --> 00:13:36,427
I wish we could say the same
thing about your body? My God.
270
00:13:36,502 --> 00:13:39,096
What did you eat? The entire kitchen
cupboard today? What's wrong with my body?
271
00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:42,265
So many things. I mean, your breasts,
they're tiny. Your gut is huge.
272
00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:44,400
I wear a "D" cup! Well,
you're just lying about that.
273
00:13:44,476 --> 00:13:47,206
All right now, take this
gut and suck it in. What gut?
274
00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:49,247
Suck the gut in before I scream.
275
00:13:49,315 --> 00:13:51,215
How did you get
into my office?
276
00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:53,649
Ah. Well, how does anyone
get in anywhere, Ingrid?
277
00:13:53,719 --> 00:13:57,883
A little hard work and persistence.
Did you kick in my door?
278
00:13:57,957 --> 00:13:59,891
I intend to kick down a
lot of doors today, Ingrid.
279
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:02,086
Now, you're gonna have to use
your imagination a little bit...
280
00:14:02,161 --> 00:14:05,824
because my model is a
little on the... side.
281
00:14:05,898 --> 00:14:09,163
But tell me what you see. Well,
I see a man committing a felony...
282
00:14:09,235 --> 00:14:11,863
by breaking into my office
and destroying my property.
283
00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:14,997
I also see a very confused
and uncomfortable model...
284
00:14:15,074 --> 00:14:18,066
who seems to be stuffed into
an ill-fitting garbage bag.
285
00:14:18,143 --> 00:14:21,772
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mum, mum.
I see what you're saying, yes.
286
00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:25,681
You're saying that you love the
dress but you hate this model.
287
00:14:25,751 --> 00:14:28,618
She hates the dress, you
freak! Silence your mouth!
288
00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:32,418
She cannot properly see the dress because
your disgusting body is ruining it!
289
00:14:32,491 --> 00:14:36,552
I can't believe I let you see me
naked. Well, that was part of the...
290
00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:38,722
All right. I'm calling the
police. No. No, no, Ingrid.
291
00:14:38,797 --> 00:14:41,766
There's no need to call the police,
okay? Because the only crime...
292
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:45,201
that's being committed today
is the crime of ugliness.
293
00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,637
And sadly, you can't press
charges for that. You know what?
294
00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:52,234
I'm just gonna have to come back next
time with a model with a perfect body.
295
00:14:52,311 --> 00:14:55,109
You've been a
disappointment. Shame on you.
296
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,054
No, no, no. Shit.
297
00:15:05,324 --> 00:15:07,918
Look at this.
Beyond our wildest dreams.
298
00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:09,927
Everything working out, huh, Mac?
299
00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:12,054
This is brilliant,
Frank. It's going smooth.
300
00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:14,565
How you doing with Charlie? Did
you break him like a dog yet?
301
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:17,067
Almost. I've changed his
diet to only dry food.
302
00:15:17,136 --> 00:15:19,832
And he's no longer allowed
on any of the furniture.
303
00:15:19,905 --> 00:15:22,169
Good.
What about Deandra?
304
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:25,335
Hmm, not so good. She's
still causing problems.
305
00:15:25,411 --> 00:15:28,847
Hmm. You're gonna have to
take care of this right away.
306
00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:30,848
Oh, goddamn.
307
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,907
Dee!
Come on! Just go straight!
308
00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:34,919
Dee, come on! I feel like
it's broken or something.
309
00:15:34,987 --> 00:15:37,285
It's not broken! You're just messing
with it. I'm not messing with it.
310
00:15:37,356 --> 00:15:40,792
You're punching in and you're...
Don't stomp on the pedal like that!
311
00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:42,793
How do these people... Who are
these women? And what are they...
312
00:15:42,861 --> 00:15:46,262
They're Eastern European women! I have no idea
where Frank got them. They're very good sewers.
313
00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:48,266
You should ask them how to sew.
Okay? They smell like sausage.
314
00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:52,100
They do smell like sausage.
It's terrible. Charlie, shh!
315
00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:54,264
Dee, I need a word.
Get outta here.
316
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:56,365
What are you working on?
It's my dress. You know that.
317
00:15:56,442 --> 00:16:00,242
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Did we not have
a conversation about this, Deandra?
318
00:16:00,312 --> 00:16:02,007
The dress does not
fit the prototype.
319
00:16:02,081 --> 00:16:04,879
I don't give a shit. Come on,
Dee. Don't rock the boat here.
320
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:08,351
Charlie, I can handle this. I'm on your
side here, man. I'm just trying to say she...
321
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:11,116
Charlie, sit. Don't
tell me to sit, dude.
322
00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:13,317
You want a treat? I think
I got some jerky here...
323
00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:16,987
I do have some jerky in my
pocket. Do you want some?
324
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:18,996
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? You
sure? You want some?
325
00:16:19,064 --> 00:16:21,532
Yeah.
Wait for it. Sit.
326
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,625
Shake. Speak.
327
00:16:23,702 --> 00:16:26,193
I would like some
jerky, please. Good boy!
328
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:29,069
He caught it. He catches it every time.
329
00:16:29,141 --> 00:16:32,406
You want a piece of jerky?
No.
330
00:16:36,815 --> 00:16:40,114
You're supposed to be a goddamn modeling
agency and this is the best you've got?
331
00:16:40,185 --> 00:16:42,653
I mean, I ask you to send
me models who are attractive.
332
00:16:42,721 --> 00:16:45,713
You send pictures of girls that have
bodies like Oompa-Loompas and hippopotamuses!
333
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:48,316
I can't talk to you people. I can't...
334
00:16:48,394 --> 00:16:51,192
How hard is it to find an attractive model
in the city of Philadelphia? I mean...
335
00:16:51,263 --> 00:16:54,699
Heyoh! Guess what, buddy. We
did it! We filled the order!
336
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:58,897
What order? The dresses, dude...
25. Pretty efficient, huh?
337
00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:03,439
Yeah. Just, uh, put 'em
by the door or something.
338
00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:07,206
Okay. Hey, you want me to help
you bring 'em to the store?
339
00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:11,010
No! No, I don't want you to
ever go to the store ever!
340
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:14,450
Why not? Something wrong?
No. Everything is... great.
341
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,115
Everything is... perfect.
342
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,681
Then why don't you want
me to go to the store?
343
00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:22,886
'Cause you're busy.
344
00:17:22,961 --> 00:17:26,260
I'm not busy. I actually have a pretty
clear docket for the next couple of...
345
00:17:26,331 --> 00:17:29,061
No, you're so busy. Because
we just got another order.
346
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,261
We did? For how many?
347
00:17:31,336 --> 00:17:35,238
Uh, a hundred.
348
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:38,299
A hundred? We got an order
for a hundred dresses?
349
00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:40,436
Oh, my gosh!
350
00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:42,503
That's fantastic! Ooh.
Mmm!
351
00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:44,708
We gotta kick it up a notch.
352
00:17:58,597 --> 00:18:01,361
Dee, come here! Where
the hell have you been?
353
00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:04,960
It's only 9:00 in the morning. Oh,
my God. I've been here since 5:00.
354
00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:06,971
What? Dee, things have
changed around here.
355
00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:08,973
They're running this place
like a concentration camp.
356
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,975
We shouldn't even be
talking right now!
357
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:14,206
I think you better sit down and get to
work. It's bad. The situation is bad!
358
00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:18,943
Oh, my God! They're watching us,
Dee. They're always watching us.
359
00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:21,042
What do you think they're
saying out there, Frank?
360
00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:24,919
I don't know,
but I don't like it.
361
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,981
The German war propaganda
was a nice idea.
362
00:18:27,059 --> 00:18:29,186
Wait till you hear
the steam whistle.
363
00:18:29,261 --> 00:18:32,753
Charlie, where's my dress?
364
00:18:32,831 --> 00:18:36,892
Charlie, I left it
right here! Where is it?
365
00:18:36,969 --> 00:18:39,267
Please don't do this. Did you
do something with my dress?
366
00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:41,966
What did you do? Where is
it? Just go back to work.
367
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,440
Tell me where it is, you son of
a bitch! I'm not supposed to say!
368
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:47,104
You want to lose your hand,
Charlie? I'm not supposed to say!
369
00:18:47,179 --> 00:18:49,113
Tell me where it is!
Tell me!
370
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,985
Is that a steam whistle?
371
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:57,146
What the hell's going on
over there?
372
00:18:57,222 --> 00:19:00,555
Everything's fine. What
happened to my dress?
373
00:19:00,626 --> 00:19:03,220
It was destroyed and the materials
were distributed amongst the workers.
374
00:19:03,295 --> 00:19:08,323
What? You guys! How could you do that
to me? I worked forever on that dress!
375
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,063
The dress did not fit the prototype!
It didn't fit the prototype!
376
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:16,198
Screw the prototype! What are you talking
about? Now I have to start all over!
377
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:20,006
I'm afraid not, Deandra.
We're gonna have to let her go.
378
00:19:20,078 --> 00:19:22,638
You heard the man, Dee! Get
off the floor! Oh, my God.
379
00:19:22,714 --> 00:19:24,978
Off the floor now, Dee!
You know what?
380
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:27,814
Ladies! We're outta here!
No.
381
00:19:27,886 --> 00:19:31,515
We don't need this! Let's go! We got
a whole box of knockwurst up there.
382
00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:34,889
A big pot of it! Deandra,
what are you doing?
383
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,259
I'm staging a strike. Let's
go! I'm pulling it again!
384
00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:40,924
No, no... I'm pulling
it again! Back to work!
385
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:47,434
You can do it,
Dennis, because you're a winner.
386
00:19:47,506 --> 00:19:50,805
You haven't peaked. You
haven't even begun to peak.
387
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:56,781
But you're gonna peak today. Oh,
you're gonna peak all over everybody.
388
00:19:56,848 --> 00:19:58,782
Make it work, Dennis.
389
00:19:58,850 --> 00:20:03,651
Together forever and never to part
390
00:20:03,722 --> 00:20:06,748
Together forever we two
391
00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:10,090
Make it work. And don't
you know I would move...
392
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:15,259
There she is! Dee,
what... what are you doing?
393
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:18,235
I'm having you arrested for
slave labor. Slave labor?
394
00:20:18,303 --> 00:20:20,032
Yes. What the hell
are you talking about?
395
00:20:20,105 --> 00:20:22,073
You bought some dresses
from my brother, Dennis...
396
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:26,042
that were made in a sweatshop
in the basement of our bar.
397
00:20:26,111 --> 00:20:29,979
Do not listen to a word this
woman says! She is stark-raving mad!
398
00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:33,017
She's a goddamn lunatic, okay?
Those dresses were made...
399
00:20:33,085 --> 00:20:35,451
by voluntary laborers
who work for us...
400
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,978
on their own free will to feed their
starving families in their home countries!
401
00:20:39,057 --> 00:20:40,922
In a sweatshop! In a
sweatshop! Not a sweatshop.
402
00:20:40,993 --> 00:20:43,086
It is a sweatshop.
No, a working factory!
403
00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:46,221
Which makes you the
biggest loser, Fatty Magoo.
404
00:20:46,298 --> 00:20:48,493
I didn't buy anything
from your insane brother.
405
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:50,262
Really?
What?
406
00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:54,135
Really.
So let me get this straight.
407
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:56,470
Dennis has been lying
to us the whole time?
408
00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:58,600
I don't know
and I don't care.
409
00:20:58,677 --> 00:21:01,840
Wait a second. Fatty Magoo.
Are you Ingrid Nelson?
410
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:04,177
Yes.
No shit!
411
00:21:04,249 --> 00:21:07,980
I'm Mark Dunlap. I knew
you in high school. Wow!
412
00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:11,511
You look terrific.
Thanks.
413
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:15,321
And that would make you
the Aluminum Monster.
414
00:21:15,394 --> 00:21:19,023
Oh, man! You were all jacked
up, huh? I don't remember.
415
00:21:19,097 --> 00:21:21,531
Remember that? With the back
brace. And all that metal.
416
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,192
And you were like...
417
00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:25,702
You were like... an
aluminum monster. Thank you.
418
00:21:25,771 --> 00:21:28,137
That really was the best name
for it. The only name for it.
419
00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:30,504
You were so cute.
Oh, thanks.
420
00:21:30,575 --> 00:21:33,976
It was a lot of metal, man. Hey,
hey, I used to know your brother.
421
00:21:34,046 --> 00:21:36,480
Now, he was a pretty cool
guy. Whatever happened to him?
422
00:21:36,548 --> 00:21:40,848
Behold a winner in all his...
423
00:21:40,919 --> 00:21:43,717
Oh, shit.
424
00:21:45,257 --> 00:21:47,623
What are you guys doing here?
425
00:21:47,693 --> 00:21:50,628
Together forever and never to part
426
00:21:50,696 --> 00:21:54,826
Together forever we two
427
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:58,529
And don't you know I
would move heaven and earth
428
00:21:58,603 --> 00:22:03,472
To be together forever with you
429
00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:07,273
Together forever
and never to part
430
00:22:07,345 --> 00:22:11,372
Together forever we two
431
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:15,147
And don't you know I
would move heaven and earth
432
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,087
To be together forever with...
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