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You could own me if you just call me cobra.

Lethal force security code compromised.

Tiger, Amanda black is in a budget meeting.

Red alert, Sherry.

Washington has to protect our funding.

I'll make black hawk aware of that immediately.

Red alert.

I'm relying on you.

I'll handle it commander.

There's been unauthorized access to our master computer

here in Dallas by supercomputer in Washington.

It's only a matter of time before they identify

your agents in the field.

Doc Austin is in south Texas about to bust open the warriors

fine art smuggling network.

Cobra's in Beverly hills deep cover

posing as an exotic dancer.

She's plugged into his diamond pirating scam.

Our other two agents, shark and scorpion are in Las Vegas.

They've infiltrated the warrior's porno operation.

Dammit.

We've got to get word to them.

They're in danger.

The warrior 1s our top priority.

If this break in is connected to him, he'll kill them all.

Hey!

You ok?

You ok?

All right, Jeep's in the woods.

Go get it and bring it back.

Hey.

Mexico's 50 miles that way.

Start walking.

Give me the gun, Juan.

There's no way to contact the agents.

They're scattered all over.

If we call them, it'll blow their cover.

Tiger, how long has it been since you've been in the field?

About two years.

Well get it together, sweetheart.

You're going out again.

I'll contact Jordan in Washington and fill him in.

Then I'm off to Vegas to warn shark and scorpion.

I'm teaming you up with Tyler ward.

Your assignment is to find doc Austin.

Tyler is at the Dallas air station just outside of town.

He's taking his yearly proficiency tests.

I don't trust anyone else.

Colonel.

Nice flying, major ward.

Us reserve could use more men like you.

Just missed out on desert storm.

You're the ones who saw real action.

Speaking of real action, there's

a beautiful young lady from us internal

affairs waiting to see you.

Thanks.

Tyler, big trouble.

The security code has been violated.

We think it's a warriors people.

They could have a mole in Washington.

My god.

That means our four agents on this case

will be hung out to dry.

Willow is trying to locate shark

and scorpion in Las Vegas.

What about cobra?

Is she still in Beverly Hills?

Yeah, in deep cover posing as an exotic dancer.

We haven't figured out how to reach her without revealing

her presence to the other side.

Our assignment is to find doc Austin.

He's in south Texas just this side of the Mexican border.

We've got to bring him in from the cold.

Bring him in from the cold?

That's real spy talk.

I love it when you do that.

Affirmative, top dog.

Now, let's clear the area.

Kym, this is better than I expected.

Paintings from the great masters of Europe, gold

and Colombian art from south America and Mexico,

the warrior will be pleased.

Our share will be worth millions.

Manuel, you are a genius.

I'm proud to be with you.

You should be.

Here's your nephew, sir.

Two Mexican federales had him.

Caught them on this side of the border.

Totally illegal.

They were beating him to get him to talk.

Did you kill them?

Not quite, but I got their attention.

Hey, don't worry.

You know they didn't check with the rangers

before they chased Juan in Texas.

I smoked the radio in Jeep.

It's a two day walk to civilization.

By then our work here will be finished.

Good thinking.

Killing federales, even the crooked ones,

could cause a real problem.

Juan, you are my nephew.

You stole from me, then you were stupid enough

to let the Mexican police catch up with you.

I should have let them keep you, but you would have talked.

We don't have all day.

Not to worry.

You I trust.

I could use more men like you.

Load these things into the Van.

We must deliver these goods to the warriors cabin

on lake Dallas.

Clean up the area.

We're abandoning this location.

We'll be back for you in three days.

It's a long drive, my dear, almost to Dallas.

What would you do to entertain me?

Oh, I'll think of something.

Here he is, boss, the guy the boys

caught snooping around the cabin at the lake.

He's a fed.

I was out camping.

I got lost.

He's a bad ass, boss.

It took four of them to take him.

He broke a few bones before they got him down.

Get in there.

I'm going to give you a break.

If you take me, you walk away clean.

In fact, I'm going to fight you with one

hand tied behind my back.

Delicious.

Bring more.

Latest weather report from Malibu climate looking great.

Two surf nerds downloading soon into your mainframe.

Just as I hoped.

If anyone has infiltrated our operation,

we'll know within a few hours.

Our contact man in Washington has

succeeded in breaking into the lethal force computer system.

Who's that?

All you got to know is his code name, hard drive.

Hard drive.

Mr. drive has spoken with his two

proteges, new blood, a couple of high shots from Malibu.

They have no police record.

They're suppose to be two of the best hitters around.

Pwell, I'm rolling down the highways »

dwith nothing better to do j

dl'm rolling down the byways jd

dl'm coming back to you j

pmove over, buddy j

dstep aside jd

dl'm got some loving that I can't hide d

pshe gives me reason not to roam d

pshe gives me loving when I come home d

pso I'm rolling down the highway with nothing better to do j»

phey, I'm rolling down the byways j

dl'm coming back to you j

hey, Chaz, over here.

Dyeah, I'm coming back

hard drive called.

We've been tagged to do a job.

Cool, jp.

But before we get into this, I need a shower.

No problem, I want to check today's market report anyway.

So you got that thing wet yet?

What, a surfboard?

No, man.

It's just a chick magnet.

So how we do today”?

Market rocketed to a plus nine points early on.

The overall dow average at this time is down six.

Two of our stocks are doing pretty well.

The gm is down 4 and 1/2 points.

That's not good, is it?

We're only up on four stocks this year.

Yeah.

And we're eaten it at 19 others.

At this rate the bank's going to call in our paper,

and we'll be filing chapter 11.

Face it, jp, we reek as investors.

I mean here we are a couple

of Harvard business school grads,

and the, give or take a class or two,

and the only way we know how to make a killing

is by making a killing.

I'm afraid you're right.

Like grandma used to say,

always have something to fall back on.

So where'd you get the chicks?

I ran into them yesterday at the brokerage house.

They're stock analysts, mba's from Stanford.

Is that all you know about them?

Hey, they're smart, they're rich, and they're easy.

We have something in common.

We're easy too.

Oh, yeah, I knew that.

Ladies, I was telling Chaz here that you're

a couple of Stanford grads.

So what's your gpa?

38, 24, 34.

You ladies are looking good.

I hate to ask you to put your clothes on,

but we do have an eight o'clock at spago.

Jp.

Over here, jp.

So what about the call?

This is it, amigo.

We're going to Dallas.

Big d?

We'll be working for a guy named, you ready?

Warrior.

So how's the pay?

Good.

Unlike the stock market, we're assured

of a record profit surge.

300 thou cash.

Beats investing in pork chops.

Pork bellies.

Oh, yeah, I knew that.

We eat.

We drink.

We come back here, and we play a little twister.

Will I hate myself in the morning?

I hope so?

Dshe's a lethal lady jd

dshe comes on like a baby

pshe makes you think that maybe you could be the one d

dyeah, she comes on with a passion j

pwow, she's really on for action d

pher feminine attraction can put you in the cold

pshe's a cobra, which way will she go jd

pshe's a cobra, no one really knows jd

dshe's a cobra, deadly as sin

pshe's a cobra d

dshe'll always win jd

Pshe's a cobra, which way will she go jd

pshe's a cobra d

dshe's a cobra, deadly as sin

pshe's a cobra d

dshe'll always win jd

pthe lady's always willing, yeah, to get >

pmwith armageddon leaving our regret d

pthrough the other colored door d

prunning with a tiger, bowing with a Willow jd

jpsliding with a scorpion, you couldn't have a bow jd

pshe's a cobra d

dwhich way will she go jd

pshe's a cobra d

dshe's a cobra, deadly as sin

pshe's a cobra d

dshe'll always win jd

dshe's so hot and sexy jd

pyeah, she's got it, but she's classy jd

pshe's a hot package with everywhere to go j

dwith the team getting bolder, don't try to hold her j

dshe's a lethal lady jd

pshe's armored and she's cold d

pshe's a lethal lady, and she's the cobra d

dshe's a lethal lady jd

dyeah, she's the cobra pd

These are 12 uncut diamonds from Russia.

We slipped them through customs yesterday

morning with our regular shipment from South Africa.

My god, they're beautiful even uncut.

Yes, they are.

Count them and sign this inventory.

This is a one time operation.

Warrior knows this.

It's far too dangerous to ever try this again.

Notice, I'm putting your signed piece of paper

in the case of the diamonds.

I'm sealing the case.

This is a key to a post office box in Beverly Hills.

Here take this case, put it in the post office case,

and destroy the key.

Do this immediately exactly as I've instructed.

Chances are someone will monitor your every move.

This 1s my package.

This is, cool half million.

Pleasure doing business with you.

I hope to never see you again.

Likewise.

Pleasure doing business with you also.

Dwell, I am all hot to try jd

jl got everything that you ever want jd

dso come on down and check me out pd

dl'm bragging on me jd

dl'm bragging, oh, I'm hotter than tea d

dl'm the man you'll see in dreams d

pl'm the one who'll make you a beer jd

dl'm bragging on me jd

pl'm a hot little man from togayo >

dl got more love than you'll ever know jd

dso come on over and give me a try jd

dl'll show you the biggest reason why I'm bragging jd

doh, I'm bragging on me j

m'm hotter than he d

pwell, I'm the man you'll see in your dreams jd

pl'm the one who'll make you a beer jd

doh, I'm bragging on me j

Pwell, I bet you're thinking how would it be d

pmwell, baby you'll have no doubt all my loving >

dl'm bragging on me jd

m'm hotter than tea d

pbut I'm the one who'll make you a beer d

dl'm bragging on me jd

dl'm bragging on me jd

ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it

for Maxim's very own Elvis fu performing

here three times nightly at the cloud nine lounge.

How long have you been using this act as your cover?

Six months.

Not exactly packing them in.

Hey, I haven't hit my stride yet, babe.

Yeah, right.

Fu, I have a suite here at the hotel,

and we have a lot to cover.

Ah so.

This guy, warrior, who the hell is he anyhow?

The bastard was on our side.

He was a world class athlete.

Won gold medals in wrestling and two international events.

He was a perfect candidate for the CIA.

He did damn good work for the CIA in Russia for four years.

Then the cold war ended.

Like many other agents, he was dismissed.

His services were no longer needed.

Warrior's mother was part American Indian.

So after his Russian gig, he came back to this country.

With his great athletic ability, he

became a professional wrestler.

In memory of his mother's heritage, he put on war paint

and called himself the supreme warrior.

With this masquerade, he was able to travel

throughout the world as a professional wrestler.

Through contacts he made when he was with the CIA,

he set up a black market network.

He was able to smuggle fine art out of Europe,

especially from Russia, diamonds from Siberia,

and gold and silver and precious artifacts from Mexico.

The sobs even into pirating porno films,

and he's involved in furnishing women

for clients in the mideast, white slavery if you will.

Can you believe this guy?

Yeah, I can.

As we asians say, truth is stranger than fiction.

Cool it with that rice petty crap, fu.

Continue, grasshopper.

I'm here because shark and scorpion have

infiltrated his porno business, and now that the warrior

has access to our computers, their lives

are in imminent danger.

If we don't get to shark and scorpion fast,

they're going to get whacked.

Since you were stationed here, I wanted

to recruit you to help me find them before it's too late.

The last time shark contacted me, he said he

and scorpion would be working in an industrial park area

but they did not know which one or where.

Due to security reasons, I'm unable to make

contact with them.

Shark did say that they would be driving a white

Audi station wagon with Louisiana plates.

All we can do is hit it in the morning,

try to find that white wagon and them.

We're approaching the area

where doc was last contacted.

Man, there are a lot of trees down there, not

like west Texas where I'm from.

It's really flat where I come from.

How flat is it?

It's so flat when your dog runs away from home,

you can see him for three days.

That's flat.

Hey, look at the map.

There's a hunting cabin up ahead.

We'll spend the night there.

Is there room service?

Yeah, right.

When hard drive recommended you,

he said you have a certain flair for the absurd.

I see your cover's that of a couple of California surfers.

You got it.

You are”?

Smith, sir.

And you are”?

Barney, sir.

Smith and Barney.

Yes, sir.

They're code names.

Not our real names.

Not our real names.

Can either one of you work a video camera?

Dude, are you kidding?

We're totally celluloid literate, cyberspace

film school two day intensive.

Isn't it amazing what you can learn on the net?

Enough.

You'll take the next plane to Vegas.

Your instructions are in here.

Radical.

Go.

You, Mr. Barney, my name is not dude.

I can dig it.

Do that.

Dig it.

That damn owl again.

Shut up.

Kym, the fax.

My, my, my.

What's it say?

There's strong evidence that gringo friend, doc Austin,

is working both sides of the fence.

I will take care of it personally.

Well, what do we do?

I said shut up.

Fax this to warrior.

Finish loading these things into the cabin

and guard it with your life.

Ok, kym, get in.

We have a long drive back to our camp.

That Southern owl is an endangered species.

Well, it's not endangered anymore.

You think you'll need that?

Never doubt.

Explosive tip.

Everything I touch has a way of exploding.

Mind if I try it sometime?

Be my guest.

There's something I have to get off my chest.

\what is it?

This.

How do you like these?

I just got them.

Really?

Who had them before?

Hello?

Scorpion, I do believe.

My name is, Pete.

Pete, and I'm stoked.

We've heard about you and shark, and we've

seen your audition tape.

Now we're ready to do it big time for all the world to see.

We've been waiting for your call.

Where should we meet you”?

No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't meet us.

We'll pick you up.

We have a lot of props.

Perhaps, we should follow you.

They have props.

Ok, that may do.

You stay right where you are.

We'll be in touch.

Hey, at last we have their trust.

We'll be on the inside.

If we have to be performers in a porno film to do it,

so be it.

Yeah, we may as well give it the whole nine yards.

It'll distract them.

Then we'll nail the bastards.

I think we should rehearse until they get here.

Shark, you two start without me.

Should be about a half a mile up the road.

Juan's getting a little ripe.

Son of a bitch is heavy.

You know something, the dead deserve respect.

I'm going to give this guy a one gun salute.

Dammit.

Fu, I'm calling Jordan right now.

They call that foreplay.

Ok, I understand.

Tyler and tiger have gone to locate, doc.

You and fu are in Las Vegas searching

for shark and scorpion.

How the hell did this leak out, Jordan?

You told me this couldn't happen.

We are trying to locate the problem.

Obviously, it's internal here in Washington.

Dietrich and I are on our way to Dallas.

Locate your people.

Meet us there the day after tomorrow.

I'll need more time.

If I'm successful here, I'll need to locate

cobra in Beverly Hills.

Cobra's on her own, Willow.

You can't mean that.

The hell I can't.

You have your orders.

Dallas, two days.

We've got to salvage what we can from this mess.

I don't trust that bastard.

Come on, fu, let's go.

I have a way to contact cobra.

With this phone, I can activate her warning device.

Her device will respond in 60 seconds.

It's a code red signal, return to Dallas home base

immediately.

So do it, Willow.

It's not that simple, fu.

Why?

The warrior's people could intercept the signal.

And if they know she's being warned,

they'll kill her immediately.

But we have no choice.

Hey, where's Tony?

He came down with 3 real bad headache.

I'm filling in.

Boy, my pool man's really going to be pissed.

I hope it doesn't clog my filter.

Hey, that looks like Manuel's car.

Something's up.

He ain't supposed to be back until tomorrow.

Grab him!

Hold it.

So you gringo bastard, you work for Jordan.

This will be fun getting you to talk.

Take him inside.

They're shooting down.

Come on.

Kym, get in your car.

Kym, stay down.

Ah, damn.

That son of a bitch has got a big gun.

You wanted to try this?

Be my guest.

Yeah.

Here.

Flat.

Nice to see you, doc.

Yeah.

Damn it, how'd this happen?

These bastards trusted me.

I've been here for two months.

I was this close to getting everything we need to nail him.

I discovered a security leak in the computer system.

The four agents on this mission are on red alert.

You mean someone on our side is giving us up?

Afraid so.

Ain't life grand?

Matter of fact, it ain't.

Let's go, doc.

We got a plane over here.

What's the status on the others,

cobra, shark, and scorpion?

Cobra's on her own.

Willow is trying to locate shark and scorpion in Vegas.

This used to be a sleepy little town.

Now look at it.

There must be dozens of industrial areas.

Finding a white Audi station wagon is going to be tough.

This must be them.

Shark and scorpion, this is Pete.

I'm Charlie.

We're going to make a hell of a film.

Oh, yes, we are.

Flight 1628 departing Los Angeles

for Dallas fort worth international airport

is ready for immediate boarding at gate 41b.

Come on, man.

It's your turn.

Take off the robe.

We need to go handheld.

(Get some sounds.

Oh, oh, baby.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, you're so good.

Oh, I love you, baby.

Flight number 887 from Washington DC

now arriving Dallas fort worth international

airport gate number 24.

Baggage claim is located in the lower level of the terminal.

I'll get the car.

The Dallas office is about 15 minutes from here.

Hey, this way.

I think we got some good stuff.

Hey that was great but we're gonna need a few more shots.

We'll meet you here tomorrow at noon?

Cool.

We set the line, dude.

I et's see if the fishes bite.

We have to meet with Jordan tomorrow.

I can't wait.

I've got a few things to settle with him.

Welcome to Dallas fort

worth international airport.

Baggage for flight number 1628 can be

claimed in carousel number two.

Cobra here.

I've arrived in Dallas.

Ok, what's the combination?

1851.

Let's go back.

Try it.

Shark, the camera recorded him going behind this screen.

Look at this.

They're counterfeiting every kind of film ever made.

This is a multi-million dollar scam.

Look at this little puppy.

I'm good.

I bet I'd get siskel and ebert's two thumbs up.

I don't think so.

This is one tape they're not going to get.

We've got what we need.

Let's get out of here.

Chaz, here they come.

It's shooting time, baby.

Let's go. Let's go.

Come on.

We're getting them. Let's go.

Come on. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Hey, this is cool.

I can do this.

Top of the world, ma.

Gunshots, fu, around the corner.

With you, babe.

Let's go.

Hey, we're doing pretty good.

Did you see me hit the chick?

Yeah, and I got the guy.

Now go over there and finish them off.

- Me? - Go ahead.

I got you covered.

They're hit, fu, they're hit.

Get the phone and call for an ambulance.

Damn you!

How bad is it?

Sure, Jordan.

We'll escort them to the hospital.

Make sure they're under 24 hour guard.

I want you two back in my office by noon tomorrow.

By the way, cobra checked in 10 minutes ago.

She made it back here ok.

Thank god.

Hey, come here.

There's someone locked up inside.

Willow, I'm coming with you.

Help, we're in here.

Help, please help.

Thank god.

Thank you.

What the hell happened to you guys?

We were jumped vesterday by two maniacs.

They tied us up and threw a dozen burgers at us.

Yeah, with extra ketchup.

You two must be the real Pete and Charlie.

- Yeah, right. - That's right.

I'm lucky to be alive.

I could have died of indigestion.

Right.

Something's wrong.

Tiger, you take the outside.

You got it.

Hey, it's ok, Tyler.

Blondies home.

Damn, cobra.

You scared the hell out of me.

You scared me too.

I could use a little protection.

What's the similarity between real estate and kissing?

Location, location, location, location.

Yeah.

Ok, Tyler, yeah, I'll be right there.

First I gotta get something off my chest.

So shark and scorpion were only wounded,

and you idiots knocked out Pete and Charlie at my studio.

They worked for me, you morons.

Hey, we went there.

We told them who we were.

They got real pissy with us.

Yeah, yeah, they showed us no respect, man.

We're college educated.

My whole damn Vegas operation is up in smoke now.

Well, who would have figured that fu and Willow

would have showed up.

Yeah, we're cool man, pros like us packing heat.

Yeah. Yeah.

Hand to hand with fu and Willow was out.

Word on the street is that they're both black belts.

Really?

That's very interesting.

Well, I'm going to give you two monkeys one more chance.

(So work out.

Get your bony little asses into shape.

Your boy doc got away too.

We were attacked, surrounded by a small army.

Not to worry, sir.

All the items were previously taken to your cabin

at the lake.

There was nothing left at my camp

to implicate our operation.

Hard drive wants his money tomorrow.

You know what to do.

Everything's going to be just fine.

Just follow his orders.

He can be brutal.

By the way, where's your lovely associate, kym.

I left her at the hotel.

She was going to go shopping.

Please, put in a good word for me with, warrior.

Of course, Manuel.

Don't worry.

My dear, you are a woman of 1,000 faces.

That's one way to put it.

Kym, I don't know which part of your body

to kiss first.

Surprise me.

No, absolutely not.

He's responsible.

Downright responsible.

All right.

All right.

Settle down, everyone.

We've gotta get back on track.

Hey, track this, Jordan.

You want to fire me?

Be my guest.

I can retire in two years, or you

can can me now and pay me off.

Four of us put ourselves on the line.

We infiltrated the warrior's top operations,

and your department let some turncoat jerk off give us up.

Can I say something?

Yeah.

No, no, I mean something off the record.

All right, sure.

I'm not so sure you're not the jerk off who fingered us.

Me?

You son of a bitch.

Yeah, you.

Who else knew what we were up to

and how to access the master computer in Washington?

What was it, Jordan, money?

What'd you get?

30 pieces of silver.

You're crazy, doc.

The only person in this room that can access the computer

is tiger.

I'm the only one as far as we know,

but it can be done by any expert given enough time, data,

and access codes.

Face it, Jordan.

It could be you.

Why did you get so ticked off

when cobra told you I contacted her on the red alert beeper?

You could have compromised the whole operation.

My call saved her life.

You want to talk about shark and scorpion?

The leak that put their asses at death's doorstep

came from your end.

It came from Washington.

All right.

Let's stop this.

We aren't getting anywhere.

I say when we've arrested the warrior

and this operation is over, you kick Jordan's ass

on general principles.

What about you, Dietrich?

Have you've got anything to say?

I must advocate Jordan's feelings on this matter.

The computer infiltration was an unfortunate incident.

Unfortunate incident my ass.

Dietrich, you're not in the field dodging bullets.

Come on, folks.

What are we going to do next?

Let's consider our options.

The warrior obviously has a central computer

office somewhere in the city.

We don't know where, but what we do

know he has a home in the Nob Hill

district of north Dallas, a very expensive gated community.

He pretends to be a solid citizen, he frequents the arts,

and he donates to charity.

He puts up a very good front.

We know his primary contraband.

Paintings, artifacts, and gold were transported

from Manuel's location in south Texas

to a secluded barn on lake Dallas.

Those artifacts are priceless.

The Las Vegas porno operation, that was

small potatoes just for kicks.

The contraband from south Texas and the diamonds

cobra handled in Beverly hills, that's his score.

The warrior's consolidating.

He's going to make a big move soon like out of the country.

I can feel it.

Tyler and I'll stake out his place in Nob Hill tonight

and see we can come up with.

Cobra, tiger, and fu can stay at our place in case

you need them.

That'll be fine.

Willow, I'll need you for a while longer.

We have a hell a lot of paperwork to cover.

Sure.

I'll get my files and be right back.

I don't trust those bastards.

You guys keep your asses covered.

Yeah, that's why I mentioned the stakeout

to see how they'd react.

Which one of these cars belongs to Jordan and Dietrich?

That white one right there.

Good luck, guys.

This should keep tabs on them.

Ten.

Man this working out stuff is killing me.

Yeah, after this set we can have a cigarette break.

There's a lot of construction going on around here.

Doc, that's the warrior's

place right over there.

Are we on the same page here?

Yes, sir.

Everything is under control.

The cowboys are in the woods behind us about 100 yards back.

Do your thing.

Don't screw up.

It's our worst nightmare, Tyler,

to have someone in our organization

giving us up, probably for money.

I'm going to drop out, grace my bike, get laid.

Dammit, out the back, Tyler.

Out the back.

It's those two idiots again.

How'd they get a bulldozer?

What the hell?

Let's get out.

They're shooting at us, doc.

I got a crush on you, baby.

Do it, Chaz, do it.

Push it back.

Push it back.

All right, I'll clear one of them, Chaz.

Duck, duck.

They got guns too.

We got no bullets left.

Are you all right, buddy?

How bad is it?

Are you ok?

Oh my god.

We're lucky we got away.

I see your dossier.

So you're a California girl.

That's right.

Your bio said you were working at Disneyland

when you were recruited.

What did you do there?

I was one of the rides.

All righty, here we go.

Let's hit the bar for a cool one.

Yeah.

We'll see you in the morning Dietrich.

We'll hit it early.

This should really piss off the agency.

I don't know, man.

I think most of it will rub out.

There's a general store a couple miles back on the road.

Can you make it?

Yeah, let's go.

I wonder how the rest of our troops are making out.

Jordan?

Do you think anyone in our department knows about us?

God, I hope so.

Otherwise they would suck as agents.

I'll get us some grub.

You get us a cab.

House specials, donuts, chili, ice cream, and beer.

Well that pretty much covers all the food groups.

Yes, sir, I'm parked right out front.

I'll get ready.

I'll meet you downstairs in 10 minutes.

That was Dietrich.

He received a top priority fax from Washington.

We're meeting two interpol agents at 10:00.

He says his agents have received information

from the lacross satellite,

information as to where the warrior

has his treasure stashed.

Room service please.

Hey, I'm going to grab some breakfast

and call fu to pick me up.

We'll meet you at the office this afternoon.

Here's the fax, sir.

Ah, lacross satellite, I'm always

amazed the amount of information that

can be gathered by a satellite 200 miles up in the sky.

We're to meet the interpol representatives

at that lake site.

It's about a 30 minute drive from here.

This is fu.

Fu, I'm at the holidome.

Pick me up in half an hour.

I'll be waiting out front.

I assume you will have much to tell me, little butterfly.

Your body's like a temple.

You must have used it to exiract an enormous amount

of information from Mr. Jordan son.

I didn't get Jack from him.

All we did was hump our brains out.

You have a way with words, little flower.

I shall be there in 30 minutes.

I got to haul ass.

Room service.

You fellas can set that down right there.

Today's special, waffles a la beretta.

And you better make that to go.

Thanks a lot.

We leave tonight on my private jet for south America.

This is my day, Ron, the day of the warrior.

First, I'll kill these two with my bare hands.

I can feel the power.

Then I'll leave this wretched country taking riches

beyond my wildest dreams.

The world is my oyster.

Ron, take these two to lake cabin and pack up everything.

Prepare them to fight.

Here's a gift for you.

Thanks.

When fu left to get Willow he said he'd be right back.

That was over two hours ago.

Nobody's heard from Jordan or Dietrich.

The lake cabin, it's the only lead we have.

Let's go.

Well, this is it.

According to the map, this is where

we're supposed to meet them.

You know what?

Please open the case.

This 1s a bomb.

It's very simple.

We give Mr. hard drive the case.

We get back in the car.

He drives away.

I press the button.

He blows up.

I like it, Manuel.

You think of everything.

So we burn up a few dollars with the explosion.

It costs money to stay in business.

It'll be money well spent.

We've got to find their cabin.

It's somewhere on this lake.

The homing device signals we planted

only carry five miles, doc.

We need to get lucky.

Here it is, Mr. Hard drive, I believe.

Open it.

$1 million in unmarked bills.

This should keep you in style for the rest of your life.

Money goes far in certain parts of Europe

if you don't overdo it.

This is only a fraction of what

I helped the warrior unmask.

If I decide to overdo it, tell him I'll be back for more.

I'll do that.

The back roads are tough.

The camps about 100 yards this way.

Come on.

We're going to get killed.

I've told you a thousand times,

you've got to think positive.

I'm positive we're going to get killed.

Soam I?

It's the bug on Jordan's car.

Oh my god.

What happened to you?

He's lucky to be alive.

He's got some broken ribs.

I'll be ok.

Lucky I had my bulletproof vest on.

Dietrich is the mole.

That son of a bitch, he did this,

he and some cheesy blonde.

They turned north past those trees.

Let's get him into the boat.

We can't go back.

Willow and fu could be at the cabin if they're alive.

Come on, baby.

Show me what you got.

Come on, big girl.

Let's see what you've got.

Hey, jp, come with me.

Good to see you.

How did it go with El taco?

Tostado, baby.

Manuel was a thieving son of a bitch.

We've gotta get this stuff loaded up

and take it out to the airstrip.

We're going to fly out of here with the warrior

in about six hours.

Let's get started.

Hey, while they're loading up, let's go patrol the area.

That's a great idea.

Hey, you see anything fishy, you drive.

I'll shoot.

Cha, cha, cha, here I come.

Look, Chaz, there they are.

Let's open fire.

They're shooting at us. Hit the deck.

They're shooting at us. Hit it.

Shoot!

Shoot!

Come on, jp, shoot.

I got it now.

They're all shooting at us.

We've got to go. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Let's go.

Hey, let's get out of here.

Let's go the other way.

Come on.

Let's rock and roll

the more you sweat, the less you bleed.

When they come around the bend, we'll nail them.

Hey, piss ants.

Some business this is.

All we ended up with was a bunch of singed underwear.

Hey, handcuff yourselves to this post, boys.

Party's over.

We'll send for you later.

Come on. Come on.

Yes.

Doc, the homing device you put on their green Van,

the signal's coming in strong.

It's just up ahead.

Spread out.

That tramp.

Without that gun,

I could tear you apart with my bare hands.

You spit in doc's face, you slut.

Whoops.

There ain't nothing like a right cross.

Everything else just sucks.

That son of a bitch has one of those big guns too.

Ggive me that cane.

My cane?

I told you everything I touch has a way of exploding.

Weren't you listening?

Willow and fu are not in the cabin.

Nothing would please me more than to blow your head off.

You have five seconds to tell us where Willow and fu.

Willow, come get this stick.

- Ha-ya. - Ha-ya, my ass.

Oops.

Practice, doc.

Practice.

I got to get something off my chest.

Book him, fu.

Murder one.

Yeah

Word from the hospital in Las Vegas

is that shark and scorpion are doing fine.

They'll be released in two days.

This riverboat here in ll ouisiana is fabulous.

Yeah, and it's just a stone's throw from big d.

This is great, a little gambling,

good food, great company.

Good sex.

Oh, look at this.

Babe, hit my stride.

Three weeks here I love Capri.

Let's hear it for, fu.

I love you, guy.

Hey, I'll drink to that.

We'll all drink to that.

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dl'm bragging on me jd

p'm a hot little man from Tokyo jd

dl've got more love than you'll ever know jd

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dl'll show you the biggest reason why j

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pwell, I'm the man you'll see in your dreams jd

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Pwell, I bet you're thinking how would it be d

pmwell, baby, you'll have no doubt d

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