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"That everyone who believes
may have eternal life in him.
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For God so loved the world that
he gave his one and only son."
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(whispers):
Here we go.
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(sighs) Yes, Sheldon?
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When you said God gave
his son to the world,
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did you mean Earth
or the universe?
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Earth.
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But if God created the universe,
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wouldn't he want
to save all of it?
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Yes, uh, he would.
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Then why did you say Earth?
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"Earth" is a synonym
for the universe.
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(quietly): He's
grabbing at straws now.
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So if God's plan is
to save all of the universe,
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that means a race of
octopus aliens light-years away
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could only be saved by Jesus?
Sure.
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Even though they never
would've heard of him?
Yes.
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Even though his appearance
might be terrifying to them?
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W-Why would his appearance
be terrifying?
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He has four limbs
and they have eight.
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Okay, that's enough.
JEFF: No, no.
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I prayed people would be
more interested in my sermons.
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I suppose I should've been
more specific.
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Sheldon, if
these creatures
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were born without sin, they
don't need to be saved by Jesus.
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What if an octopus Adam and Eve
brought sin to their world?
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Would they be saved by a human
Jesus or an octopus Jesus?
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(sighs)
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(laughs)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪I am a mighty little man.♪
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And then I said octopus aliens
didn't need to become Christian
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because they're not affected
by original sin.
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You should've been there; Pastor
Jeff almost started crying.
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Oh, now I'm sorry
I missed it.
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That's your fault
for having a hangover.
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Or it's God's fault for
putting Sunday morning
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after Saturday night.
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(phone ringing)
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Meemaw, could you take me
to Radio Shack?
MARY: Hello?
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Sure, maybe later.
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Later's a little vague.
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Could you please
be more specific?
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When I'm good and ready.
How's that?
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Better, but I'd really
like to nail this down.
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Why don't you ask
your father to take you?
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Dad?
What?
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Can you please
take me to Radio Shack?
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I'm busy.
Ask your meemaw.
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I did.
She said to ask you.
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Well, ask her again.
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Seems counterintuitive,
but all right.
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Meemaw?
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Oh, Lord.
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Everything okay?
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No.
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Stephanie Hanson's daughter was
in a car accident last night.
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She died.
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Oh, no.
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My God.
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She was barely 16.
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GEORGE SR.:
That's horrible.
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Is there anything we can do?
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I don't know.
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Um... ugh.
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I need to call
folks at the church.
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(Mary sighs)
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Any more thoughts
on Radio Shack?
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Sheldon, do you
really think
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this is the appropriate
time to ask that question?
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I did, but now
I'm second-guessing myself.
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How you holding up?
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I'm okay.
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(clears throat)
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16 years old.
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It's just awful.
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It's all part of God's plan.
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(TV playing quietly)
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How come we don't get
to go to the funeral?
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Why would you want
to go to a funeral?
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I've never been to one.
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When you get to be my age,
you get to go to plenty.
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That's, like,
a hundred years from now.
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You make it hard to love you.
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Do you really see a dead body?
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Sometimes.
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How close do
you get to it?
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Real close, if you want.
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And the clothes they're wearing,
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is that the clothes
they become a ghost in?
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Depends. In the movieGhost,
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Patrick Swayze has on
the outfit that he dies in.
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Casper runs around butt naked.
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Maybe he died naked.
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That's fun to think about.
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And y'all wonder why
you're not at the funeral.
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Good morning, Peg.
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Well, it will be once this cup
of Sanka works its magic.
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Is Pastor available?
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Oh, he's on the phone
with his wife.
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Oh, should I come back?
Nah.
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He usually gets his groveling
done pretty quick.
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So... that little Hanson girl,
that was horrible, huh?
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Yeah.
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Reminds you that...
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life is precious.
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(coughing loudly)
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You're up, slugger.
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(coughing continues)
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JEFF: Come in.
(whoops)
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I have the clothing drive flyers
if you'd like to take a look.
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Thank you.
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You all right, Mare?
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(sighs)
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No, not really.
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Um... I can't stop thinking
about that little girl.
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I understand.
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That's why it's important
in these times
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to take comfort in our faith.
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What if that's
not doing the trick?
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Events like this can
certainly create doubt.
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It happens to me more often
than I'd like to admit.
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What do you do?
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I roll up my sleeves and I work
even harder at serving our Lord.
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Mary, we each have
a relationship with God,
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and relationships
take work.
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Get out there.
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Help the needy,
start a Bible study,
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hug a stranger and tell 'em
the Lord loves 'em. (chuckles)
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But not a child;
that backfires on you, big-time.
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Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
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You are most welcome.
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Oh, and tell Sheldon
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I spoke to
my seminary professor,
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and the official ruling is:
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God would appear to the octopus
aliens in octopus alien form
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and save their
eight-legged souls.
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Praise Jesus!
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(chuckles)
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(Peg coughing)
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(door closes)
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I should put that in a sermon.
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Hold on, hold on.
Thank you, God,
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for this food we are about to
receive and for the nourishment
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of our bodies, and bless the
hands that prepared it. Amen.
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We're doing this
at breakfast now?
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Yes, I think it's a nice idea.
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She's eating Count Chocula.
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Doesn't he play
for the other side?
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I'm so glad God blessed you
with a sense of humor, George.
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Mom, have you received any
distressing phone calls today?
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No. Why?
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Just wondering if
it's an appropriate time
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to ask if you could take me
to Radio Shack.
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Sorry, sweetheart,
I can't today.
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I have to bring this food
over to the Hanson family.
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Then I have my new prayer group.
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And after that,
I'm gonna get started
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on a faith garden
in the backyard.
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A faith garden?
What the hell is that?
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Language.
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It's an outdoorsy place
for me to speak to God.
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Don't you already
speak to him indoorsy?
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Yes, but in the backyard,
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I can enjoy the beautiful world
he gave us.
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You can also smell the
Sparks' chicken coop.
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Well, I think it sounds nice.
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Thank you. I'm gonna
need your truck
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to get all the dirt and
flowers and tools that I need.
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Sure.
Oh, oh, almost forgot.
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Can you keep an eye out
for a rock big enough
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to paint a Psalm on?
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I can do that.
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Wish me luck!
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Luck!
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Mm-hmm! (chuckles)
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Is Mom okay?
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How the heck should I know?
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She left. You can say "hell."
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MARY: ...our hearts
and stir us to action.
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ADULT SHELDON:If my mother's faith was
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the Starship Enterprise,
over the next week,
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she achieved warp factor 9.
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I can't hear you!
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GROUP:
Amen!
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Let 'em hear ya in heaven!
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Amen!
Heck yeah! Amen!
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(laughter)
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Despite his concerns
over her sanity,
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my dad found a rock
worthy of her faith garden.
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Ooh, right over there.
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(grunts) Here?
Mm-hmm.
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Gently!
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(panting):
Honey, it's a rock.
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I know, but still.
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♪ Spirit in the sky ♪
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♪ Prepare yourself,
you know it's a must ♪
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♪ Gotta have a friend in Jesus ♪
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♪ So you know
that when you die ♪
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♪ He's gonna recommend you
to the spirit in the sky... ♪
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MARY: I pray that you protect
Sheldon in all that he does.
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What are you doing?
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I'm praying for you.
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She needs it more than I do.
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You think I didn't
start with her?
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(snoring)
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♪ Oh, set me up with
the spirit in the sky ♪
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♪ That's where
I'm gonna go when I die ♪
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♪ When I die and
they lay me to rest... ♪
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(sighs)
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Lord, thank you for inspiring me
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to build this faith garden
and for your eternal love.
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Also, please look after
the Hanson family
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to find strength... (sighs)
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in their time of grief.
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(voice breaking): And I thank
you for the years they had
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with their beautiful daughter.
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(sobs softly)
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(sniffles)
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(sighs)
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♪ I eat cannibals... ♪
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So when you gonna take me
to get my learner's permit?
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Georgie, you've heard us
talking to Sheldon
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about asking questions at
inappropriate times, right?
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Yeah, so?
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So, given what's
happened this week,
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do you think
it's an appropriate time
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to be talking about driving?
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Why? 'Cause that girl died?
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(sighs)
Yes, that.
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For your information,
I'd be anexcellent driver.
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(chuckles): I wouldn't trust you
to push a shopping cart.
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Would you feel more
confident if I told you
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I already know
how to drive?
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Video games don't count.
I'll have you know
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I've driven Meemaw's car.
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I also drove your truck one
night while you were sleeping.
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Are you crazy?!
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I parked it and everything,
you had no idea.
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Okay, let...
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let me get this straight--
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you're trying to prove to me
that you're a responsible person
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by admitting you stole my truck.
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I said I was responsible,
never said I was smart.
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(knocking at door)
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Hey.
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Let's go out.
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Go out where?
I don't know,
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Dairy Queen, shooting range,
line dancing?
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Have you been drinking?
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I might've had a wine cooler
or two. (laughs)
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Sweetheart, that ain't drinking.
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♪ ♪
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The bartender
asked to see my I.D.
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Honey, he does that to get tips.
259
00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:30,160
He asked me for mine, too.
260
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,540
Well, I like to think we're both
young attractive ladies.
261
00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:35,870
(laughs):
To that old fart? Yeah.
262
00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:38,290
(both chuckle)
263
00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:40,700
Mmm.
Whoa.
264
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,790
Whoa, pace yourself, cowgirl.
265
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,290
I'm fine.
266
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,620
Are we gonna shoot pool
or not?
267
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,410
You bet.
268
00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:51,830
Hmm!
269
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:54,120
Did you know George and I
used to come here
270
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,910
when we first started dating?
271
00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:56,580
Is that so?
272
00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,160
He kissed me right over there
in that booth.
273
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:02,250
Why, was there some
barbecue sauce on your face?
274
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:03,410
It's a fat joke.
275
00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:06,830
I got it, Mom.
(pool balls scatter)
276
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:10,620
Come on.
Come on.
277
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,160
Why are you putting us to bed?
278
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,660
'Cause your mother's out.
Where is she?
279
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:15,750
She's with your
grandmother.
280
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,870
Where'd they go?
I don't know.
281
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,000
Why don't you know?
Because I'm here with you!
282
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,410
(clears throat)
283
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:24,250
Good night. Sweet dreams.
284
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,410
Mom gives us kisses.
285
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,540
Fine.
286
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,950
Mm, your beard is scratchy.
287
00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,080
Too bad. Sheldon?
288
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,330
I respectfully pass.
289
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:43,080
Mom also does
the good night dance.
290
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,700
Now you're just screwing
with me.
291
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,500
Night.
292
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:53,080
You should've gone with
"sings us a lullaby."
293
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,830
Yeah, I got cocky.
294
00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:59,370
Slow down there, sister,
you got church in the morning.
295
00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:01,040
Who says I'm going?
296
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,540
What is happening with you?
297
00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:08,450
Do you really want to know?
298
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:16,830
So, the other day
I was making a casserole
299
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,660
to bring over to the Hansons,
300
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,870
and I wanted to include
a sympathy card.
301
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:25,410
So I started to write,
302
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:29,410
"Your daughter's
in a better place."
303
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:34,250
(voice breaking):
And I had to stop.
304
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:43,950
Because how could that
possibly be true?
305
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:46,290
How could a better place
be anywhere
306
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:50,750
than at home safe
with her family?
307
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:53,910
She was just a little kid.
308
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,160
That could've...
309
00:13:56,160 --> 00:14:00,080
been Georgie behind the wheel.
310
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:09,830
How could that possibly
be God's plan?
311
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:14,580
Looks like you could use
a shoulder to cry on.
312
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:15,370
(sighs)
313
00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:18,500
No, she does not need
a shoulder to cry on,
314
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,870
but I do need a place to
store my pool stick.
315
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:25,250
Maybe I'd like that.
(laughs)
316
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,910
Get.
317
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:32,370
(knocking at door)
318
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,250
What the hell?
319
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,040
Your problem now.
320
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,450
Ooh.
Watch it.
321
00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:40,450
Here.
(clears throat)
322
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:41,660
What am I supposed to do
with her?
323
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,540
I don't know.
But be careful.
324
00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:44,660
Last time she was this drunk,
325
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:47,120
you ended up with
your first son.
326
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,040
Night.
327
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,750
He's not that fat, Mom!
328
00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:01,350
Now you're cooking breakfast
for us?
329
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:02,900
Your mom's not
feeling well.
330
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,950
Is she contagious?
No.
331
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:05,950
Just tired.
332
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:08,200
Did you check her for ticks?
333
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,700
Soon as she wakes up.
334
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,860
You can check her
while she's asleep.
335
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,320
Sit down!
336
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,030
Do you even know how to cook?
337
00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:20,360
Believe it or not, I am capable
of making breakfast.
338
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,400
Sorry. It's not like we see you
do much around here.
339
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,700
How 'bout,
"Thanks for cooking, Dad"?
340
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:30,150
Chocolate chips?
Thanks for cooking, Dad.
341
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,360
Is Mom going to church?
342
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,450
I don't think she's up to it.
343
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:37,950
But she never misses church.
344
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,700
Are you feeling better?
345
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,320
Yes, baby, I'm fine.
346
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,950
GEORGE SR.:
All right, here we go.
347
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:52,280
Chocolate chips for breakfast
and pizza for dinner?
348
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,360
I'm loving Dad.
349
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,740
Where were you last night?
350
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,450
Out with your grandmother.
But where'd you go?
351
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,900
Enough questions.
Y'all ask me questions
352
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:01,700
when I come home late.
353
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:05,780
Oh, I can explain that-- you're
an idiot and we don't trust you.
354
00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:08,070
(sighs)
355
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:10,110
Mom, you didn't say grace.
356
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:13,990
Don't worry about it.
357
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,360
Come on, y'all.
358
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:22,110
(sighs)
359
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:24,650
Can I sit with you?
360
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:29,150
I think Mommy needs to
be alone right now.
361
00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,650
All right.
362
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:39,150
(sighs)
363
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,820
Mom, I'm scared.
364
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:42,820
Why?
365
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,030
You didn't go to church,
366
00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:45,400
you stopped saying grace.
367
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,400
I don't understand
what's going on.
368
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,900
(sighs)
369
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,150
It's kind of hard to explain.
370
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:55,490
Is it me?
371
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:57,200
Did I do something wrong?
372
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,780
Of course not.
373
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,950
(pats seat)
Come here.
374
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:04,030
(sighs)
375
00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:08,070
Sheldon... (sighs)
376
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,360
faith means believing
in something
377
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:14,610
you can't know
for sure is real.
378
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:15,990
(sighs)
379
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:20,490
And right now,
I am struggling with that.
380
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,110
So you don't believe
in God anymore?
381
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:27,280
That isn't something for you
to worry about.
382
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,570
I need to
figure this out myself.
383
00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:32,570
Can I help? Maybe I could
provide a fresh perspective.
384
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:35,950
I don't think so, baby.
385
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:42,240
SHELDON:
Did you know that if gravity
386
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,400
were slightly
more powerful,
387
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,450
the universe would
collapse into a ball?
388
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,570
I did not.
389
00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:51,990
Also, if gravity were
slightly less powerful,
390
00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:53,650
the universe would
fly apart
391
00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:56,110
and there would be
no stars or planets.
392
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:58,320
Where you going
with this, Sheldon?
393
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,780
It's just that gravity
is precisely as strong
394
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,570
as it needs to be.
395
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:05,700
And if the ratio of the
electromagnetic force
396
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:08,200
to the strong force
wasn't one percent,
397
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:08,990
life wouldn't exist.
398
00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:11,400
What are the odds that
would happen all by itself?
399
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:16,030
Why are you trying to
convince me to believe in God?
400
00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,360
You don't believe in God.
401
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,240
I don't, but the precision
of the universe
402
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:23,490
at least makes it logical to
conclude there's a creator.
403
00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,530
(sighs)
404
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:32,320
Baby, I appreciate what you're
trying to do, but...
405
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,360
logic is here.
406
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:38,280
And my problem is here.
407
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,990
Well, there are 5 billion
people on this planet
408
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:46,320
and you're the
perfect mom for me.
409
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,360
What are the odds of that?
410
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,860
Oh.
411
00:18:56,860 --> 00:19:01,070
Thank you, Lord,
for this little boy.
412
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:05,240
I knew I could fix it.
(laughs)
413
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,610
Maybe it was you
and the Lord.
414
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,450
ADULT SHELDON:I don't like sharing credit,
415
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,820
but I knew in that moment
it wasn't the appropriate time
416
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,280
to say it.
417
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,800
And Jacob said: "For I have
seen God face to face,
418
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,350
and my life is preserved."
419
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:29,510
(whispering): Is this
an appropriate time to mention
420
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,680
that John 1:18 says,
421
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,970
"No man hath seen God
422
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,970
at any time."
Who's right?
423
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:35,800
Jacob or John?
424
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,970
Let's talk about it
in the car.
425
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,470
JEFF:
...the Lord.
426
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,180
Yes, Connie?
427
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,470
My grandson has a question.
428
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,930
(sighs)
429
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,600
Let 'er rip, kid.
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