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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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*
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE
TO BEGIN *
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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- NOT EVEN
A YEAR AGO
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WE WERE GETTING
MARRIED IN CANADA.
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- NOW WE'RE BACK FIGHTING
FOR OUR RIGHTS.
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- THANKS TO THAT ASSHOLE
IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
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- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SOUNDING MORE
AND MORE LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
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- YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN I WOULD'VE SAID,
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"FUCK YOU," BUT NOW I'LL
TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.
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- NOW, I ASK YOU,
WHO COULD THINK THAT
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WAS AN ABOMINATION?
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- A LOT OF PEOPLE, DEB.
MOST PEOPLE.
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- YEAH, WELL,
THEY'RE WRONG.
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AND THAT INCLUDES THAT ASSHOLE
IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
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EVERY TIME I READ
ABOUT A GAY MINISTER
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BEING DEFROCKED
OR A GAY COUPLE
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HAVING THEIR KIDS
TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM,
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IT JUST FUCKING
BREAKS MY HEART.
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- OKAY, WE'RE NEXT.
- PROTECT THE FAMILY.
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PROTECT OUR CHILDREN.
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PROTECT CHRISTIAN VALUES.
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VOTE YES ON 14.
- VOTE YES.
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STOP THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.
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- PROTECT OUR CHILDREN.
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VOTE YES ON 14.
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[overlapping statements]
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- STOP THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.
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- JESUS FORGIVES SINNERS.
- VOTE YES ON 14.
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- JESUS FORGIVES SINNERS.
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- OH, YEAH?
WELL, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
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JESUS THINKS
YOU STINK.
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- PROTECT OUR CHILDREN.
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PROTECT CHRISTIAN VALUES.
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VOTE YES ON 14...
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[chatter]
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- WHAT A FABULOUS EVENT
THIS IS GOING TO BE,
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IF THE PLANNER
DOES SAY SO HIMSELF.
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NOW, HOW MANY TICKETS
HAVE WE SOLD?
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- OVER 300.
- AND COUNTING.
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- AT 200 A POP,
THAT'S OVER 60,000.
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- AND THAT DOESN'T
EVEN INCLUDE WHAT WE'LL MAKE
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DURING THE SILENT AUCTION.
- NOT BAD FOR A NIGHT'S WORK.
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- NOW IF I COULD
JUST GET DREW TO ATTEND...
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- THINK OF THE MEDIA
ATTENTION WE'D GET.
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YOU CAN'T BUY THAT.
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- WELL, LIKE MY AUNT LULAH
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ALWAYS SAID, THEY CAN'T SHOOT
YOU FOR ASKING.
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- HA.
- ROY.
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I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY PLANNING COMMITTEE
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AND FRIENDS, BEN.
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- HI.
- MICHAEL, EMMETT.
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- HOW DO YOU DO?
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- THIS IS ROY HARRIS,
THE HOTEL MANAGER.
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HE'S BEEN TERRIFIC,
SO HELPFUL.
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- THANKS FOR CUTTING US
SUCH A GREAT DEAL.
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- DON'T THANK ME JUST YET.
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I'M AFRAID
I HAVE BAD NEWS.
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CORPORATE
JUST CALLED.
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THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO LET YOU HOLD THE EVENT HERE.
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- EXCUSE ME?
- WHAT?
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- WHY DID THEY
CHANGE THEIR MINDS?
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- THAT'S PRIVILEGED
INFORMATION.
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- CONSIDERING
YOU JUST TANKED OUR EVENT,
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I THINK WE DESERVE
THE PRIVILEGE OF AN EXPLANATION.
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- LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S
A COUPLE OF VERY LARGE ACCOUNTS
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CORPORATE'S AFRAID
OF ALIENATING.
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- BY HAVING
AN EVENT
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THEY MIGHT BE PERCEIVED
AS GAY-FRIENDLY.
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- LOOK, I SUPPORT
WHAT YOU'RE DOING 100%.
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I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP
FOR 15 YEARS.
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I WANT TO PROTECT THAT.
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BUT I ALSO HAVE
TO PROTECT MY JOB.
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- [clears throat]
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- I'M SORRY.
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[folder drops]
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- OH, YEAH. HE'S HOT.
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- SCHMIDT.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
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DURING OFFICE HOURS?
- FUCK, BRIAN...
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- RELAX, THEODORE.
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THIS ISN'T
WERTSHAFTER'S.
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YOU'RE IN A JERK-OFF-FRIENDLY
ENVIRONMENT.
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- I WASN'T JERKING OFF.
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I'M ON MY QUEST
FOR A HUSBAND.
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- THE LATEST HOMO
TO JOIN THE RANK OF DEFECTORS.
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SO, WHO'S THE STIFF?
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AND I DON'T MEAN THAT
IN THE BEST SENSE OF THE WORD.
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- AS YOU KNOW, I LOST
MY JEWISH DOCTOR.
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SO I DECIDED TO TRY
HUSBANDMATERIAL.COM.
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IT'S, UH...
IT'S THIS WEBSITE.
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IT'S FULL OF QUALITY GUYS
LIKE MYSELF
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WHO ARE LOOKING
FOR THE PERFECT PARTNER.
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- SO WHAT TREASURES HAVE
YOU UNCOVERED ON-LINE?
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- WELL, THIS IS RICHARD.
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HE'S 36.
HE'S A LAWYER.
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HE OWNS HIS OWN HOUSE,
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AND HE LIKES TO CUDDLE
AFTER A LONG DAY.
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AH...
OH, THIS IS JAMES.
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35. HE'S A DENTIST.
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AND HE LIKES...
HUH, WELL,
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TO CUDDLE AFTER A LONG DAY.
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UH...
OH, THIS IS LEWIS.
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HE'S 37.
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HE OWNS HIS OWN BUSINESS,
AND...
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both: HE LIKES TO CUDDLE
AFTER A LONG DAY.
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[laughter]
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- DOESN'T ANYONE
LIKE TO FUCK?
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LET'S SEE SOME COCK SHOTS.
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- THERE ARE NO COCK SHOTS.
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- WELL, THEN, HOW DO YOU KNOW
IF THEY'RE QUALITY MEN?
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MOVE OVER.
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THIS IS ROLAND.
HE'S 32.
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HE DOESN'T HAVE
TIME FOR A CAREER.
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HE LIKES TO CUDDLE
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AFTER BEING POUNDED
INTO OBLIVION.
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- TOO BAD FOR YOU
HE'S IN AUSTRALIA.
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- NOT REALLY, SINCE I
PLAN ON BEING THERE
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IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS.
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I JUST GOT BACK
FROM THE DOCTOR.
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I GOT A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH.
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I'M COMPLETELY
CANCER-FREE.
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- THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
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- YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH.
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SO TO CELEBRATE
I'M GOING TO GO
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TO GAY MARDI GRAS
IN SYDNEY.
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- WELL, I WISH
I COULD GO.
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- WHAT? YOU'VE GOT
TO FIND A HUBBY.
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G'DAY, MATE.
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[door shuts]
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[approaching footsteps]
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[both gasping]
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- SMELLS GOOD.
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- YEAH, I FELT
LIKE COOKING.
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YOU RAN OUT
THIS MORNING.
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- [scoffs]
I DIDN'T RUN OUT.
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I HAD A MEETING
AT THE HOTEL.
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- HOW'D IT GO?
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- OH, THEY TOLD US TO, UH, FIND
SOMEPLACE ELSE.
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- WHAT?
- WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER VENUE.
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- IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR THAT, ISN'T IT?
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[both gasping]
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- I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHOWER.
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- MEL?
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LOOK.
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I GLUED IT
BACK TOGETHER.
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IF YOU TURN
IT LIKE THIS,
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YOU HARDLY NOTICE
THE CRACKS.
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ARE WE JUST
GOING TO PRETEND
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AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED?
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- [sighs]
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NO ONE'S PRETENDING.
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IN FACT, I HEAR IT HAPPENS
TO A LOT OF DIVORCED COUPLES.
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SOME SAY THE SEX
IS EVEN HOTTER
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THAN WHEN THEY
WERE MARRIED.
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IT WAS A MISTAKE,
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A MOMENTARY LAPSE
IN JUDGEMENT.
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- JUST ONE OF THOSE IN-THE-HEAT-
OF-THE-MOMENT SORT OF THINGS.
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- PRECISELY.
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- THEN I GUESS
WE SHOULD DISREGARD IT.
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MOVE ON.
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- I THINK THAT
WOULD BE BEST.
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- DEB, DID YOU
EVER DATE A YOUNGER MAN?
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- SUNSHINE, UNTIL
CARL CAME ALONG,
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I WAS BARELY DATING
A LIVING ONE.
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- BUT IF YOU'D
HAD THE CHANCE...
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- I'D HAVE
JUMPED ON IT.
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WHICH IS WHAT I HOPE
YOUR MOTHER'S DOING.
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- YEAH, BUT HE'S
HALF HER AGE.
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- GEEZ, YOU...
YOU KIDS,
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YOU DON'T CUT YOUR PARENTS
MUCH SLACK, DO YOU?
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WELL, UNDER
THE SEXUAL BILL OF RIGHTS...
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THAT IS, IF WE STILL
HAVE ANY RIGHTS,
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SHE'S ENTITLED TO THE SAME
FREEDOMS YOU AND BRIAN HAVE.
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- HAD.
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- YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
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[sneezes]
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FUCKING PEPPER.
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- I'VE DONE MY SHARE
OF RUNNING AROUND,
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BUT WHEN I READ
YOUR DESCRIPTION
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THAT YOU ENJOY SPENDING
QUIET EVENINGS AT HOME,
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THERE WAS SOMETHING
ABOUT IT I FOUND VERY APPEALING.
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- TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, I'VE--
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I'VE NEVER LIKED
GOING OUT MUCH.
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YOU SEE, WHEN
I WAS A KID,
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"THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY REUNION"
CAME TO TOWN,
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AND, UM... I WANTED DANNY
BONADUCE'S AUTOGRAPH SO BAD.
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SO I WAITED IN LINE
FOR FOUR HOURS,
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AND THEN FINALLY
THERE THEY WERE,
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DRESSED IN THOSE
WHITE JUMPSUITS.
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- OH, GOD, I REMEMBER THOSE.
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DAVID CASSIDY.
I HAD SUCH A CRUSH.
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- ANYWAY, THERE
WAS A STAMPEDE.
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I GOT TRAMPLED.
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- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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- YEAH, IT...
IT WAS...
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IT WAS PRETTY
TERRIFYING.
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IN FACT, I-I STILL GET NERVOUS
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BEING IN A CROWD.
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- SO HOW'S THE DATE GOING?
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- IT'S NOT A DATE, DEB.
WE'RE JUST GETTING ACQUAINTED.
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- AH, YOU MEAN
CHECKING EACH OTHER OUT
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TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE NOT TROLLS?
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AND THEN YOU GO AND FUCK?
HA!
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[laughter]
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- YEAH, DEB HAS A WAY OF CUTTING
RIGHT TO THE CHASE.
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SO HAVE WE, UH...
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OFFICIALLY PASSED
THE TROLL TEST?
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- YEAH.
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- WELL, HOW ABOUT A REAL DATE?
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- GREAT.
- I JUST BOUGHT TWO TICKETS
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TO THE "STOP PROP 14"
BENEFIT THURSDAY NIGHT.
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CYNDI LAUPER'S
PERFORMING.
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- I-I-I'D LOVE TO,
B-BUT, UH...
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- CROWDS. RIGHT.
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UM, WELL, SOME OTHER TIME.
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- NO...
NO, WAIT.
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MY THERAPIST SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT
I STARE DOWN MY DEMONS
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SO THAT'S WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO.
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- YOU SURE?
- IT'S A DATE.
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- GREAT.
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- UH, 300, MAYBE
AS MANY AS 400.
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- FOR THIS THURSDAY NIGHT.
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- YES, I KNOW
IT'S A BIG CROWD.
231
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,316
- YEAH, I KNOW
IT'S SHORT NOTICE.
232
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,285
- WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO MAKE IT WORK.
233
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,253
- SATURDAY WON'T WORK.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T?
234
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,789
- THERE'S NO WAY
THAT YOU CAN--
235
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,424
- WELL, THANKS.
- THANKS ANYWAY.
236
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,859
- NO LUCK?
- NADA.
237
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,395
- SAME HERE.
- SO WHO'S LEFT?
238
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,863
- THAT'S IT.
EVERYTHING'S EITHER BOOKED
239
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,865
OR THEY DON'T WANT US.
240
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,834
- THIS IS A DISASTER.
241
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,706
- [sighs]
242
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,277
THERE'S ONE PLACE.
243
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,146
- I'M NOT ASKING
HIM FOR ANYTHING.
244
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,882
- MICHAEL, THIS
IS IMPORTANT.
245
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,784
CAN'T YOU AND BRIAN PUT ASIDE
YOUR DIFFERENCES FOR ONE NIGHT?
246
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:54,221
- I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT.
247
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,757
- WELL, THEN I GUESS WE'LL
JUST HAVE TO CALL THE CENTER,
248
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,727
TELL THEM THE BENEFIT'S OFF.
249
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,365
- YOU'VE GOT TO TRY
THE BODYLINE.
250
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,902
MM, THE BEST BATH-HOUSE
IN SYDNEY.
251
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,904
- BODYLINE?
- THAT'S IT, MATE.
252
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,740
FUCK ME HARDER!
253
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,076
- WHAT ABOUT CLUBS?
254
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,312
- I PREFER ARC
ON OXFORD.
255
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,448
A FRIENDLY
YOUNG CROWD.
256
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,950
AH!
257
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,785
- ARC ON OXFORD.
- MM.
258
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:25,919
AND MIDNIGHT SHIFT'S
PACKED ON THE WEEKENDS.
259
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:26,987
OH, YEAH!
260
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,055
[knocking on door]
261
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,824
[both groaning]
262
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,825
[knocking continues]
263
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,093
DON'T STOP.
264
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,194
AH. I'M CLOSE.
265
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,829
OH, YEAH!
266
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,931
[cell phone buzzing]
267
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,833
OH, YES. YES.
- JESUS CHRIST!
268
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,936
[both gasping]
269
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,137
- OH! OH, YES.
OH.
270
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,373
[pounding on door]
- SHIT!
271
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,416
- GEEZ. I WAS CALLING
AND CALLING.
272
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,417
- WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY
A STICK OF DYNAMITE
273
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,019
AND BLAST THE DOOR DOWN?
274
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,822
- IT'S THE BROWN
ATHLETICS ACCOUNT.
275
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,825
OOPS...
SORRY.
276
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,860
- NOT AS SORRY AS HE IS.
WHAT ABOUT IT?
277
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,096
LEO BROWN JUST HEARD
ABOUT DREW BOYD.
278
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,264
HE WANTS ANOTHER SPOKESMAN
FOR HIS UNDERWEAR LINE.
279
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,901
- DID YOU TELL HIM THAT WE'VE
ALREADY BOOKED THE PHOTO SHOOT?
280
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,769
THAT THE AD SPACE
HAS ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR?
281
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,270
- HE SAID THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
282
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,772
BUT IF YOU DON'T
FIND SOMEONE ELSE,
283
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:22,375
YOU'LL HAVE
A BIGGER ONE.
284
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,877
- THE BOTTOM LINE,
285
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,847
A GAY PLAYER IS DISRUPTIVE
TO A TEAM.
286
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,448
IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE
IN A LOCKER ROOM...
287
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,117
- DON'T TELL ME
THAT HIS TEAMMATES
288
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,119
ARE AFRAID HE'S
GOING TO JUMP THEM?
289
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,386
THOSE BIG GUYS CAN'T TAKE CARE
OF THEMSELVES?
290
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,322
NO. BESIDES,
HE DIDN'T CHASE THEM
291
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,456
AROUND THE SHOWERS BEFORE,
WHY WOULD HE NOW?
292
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,258
- BY ANNOUNCING
THAT HE WAS GAY,
293
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,128
DREW BOYD HAS SEPARATED HIMSELF
FROM THE REST OF THE TEAM.
294
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,796
THE SPIRIT OF UNITY,
295
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,898
THE PLAYING TOGETHER AS ONE,
HAS BEEN BROKEN,
296
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,867
AND IT CAN NEVER
BE REPAIRED.
297
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,268
- SO ARE YOU SAYING THEY
SHOULD GET RID OF HIM?
298
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,037
- IF HE WAS PLAYING
ON MY TEAM, I WOULD.
299
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,538
I'D SAY I HAD NO CHOICE.
300
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,073
- HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT.
- WHY?
301
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,342
SO YOU CAN GET
EVEN MORE DEPRESSED?
302
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,912
I HAVE JUST THE THING TO TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF IT.
303
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,280
- MADAME X.
304
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,416
- STARRING THE UNJUSTLY
UNDERRATED LANA TURNER.
305
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,819
WHAT A PERFORMANCE.
306
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,888
LANA HAS AN ILLICIT AFFAIR
307
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,222
AND, AFTER BEING DISCOVERED,
308
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,024
IS FORCED TO FORFEIT
HER IDENTITY,
309
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,459
BLESS HER HEART.
310
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,162
SHE WANDERS THE WORLD
IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR,
311
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,964
FINALLY TO RETURN HOME
312
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,233
AND MURDER HER BLACKMAILER.
313
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,436
- AND THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
314
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,472
- YEAH, WELL,
LANA ALWAYS DOES IT FOR ME.
315
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,045
- HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT, UH, REALLY
316
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,380
MIGHT MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER?
317
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,083
COMING WITH ME
TO THE "STOP PROP 14" EVENT.
318
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,185
YOU COULD MEET
YOUR GAY FANS.
319
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,487
SEE WHAT A ROLE MODEL,
AN INSPIRATION YOU'VE BECOME.
320
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,589
- I TOLD YOU, I'M
A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER,
321
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,624
NOT A PROFESSIONAL FAG.
322
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,227
SO STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO BE
THE NEW GAY POSTER BOY.
323
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,235
- BETTER TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF.
324
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,205
YOU'VE GOT A NEAR-NAKED
PHOTO SHOOT COMING UP.
325
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,540
- THERE'S NOT GOING
TO BE A PHOTO SHOOT.
326
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,942
YOUR FRIEND KINNEY CALLED.
327
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,410
HE FIRED ME.
328
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,648
- BRIAN FIRED YOU?
329
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,851
- I'VE NOW OFFICIALLY
LOST EVERYTHING.
330
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,122
I KNEW IT WOULDN'T
BE EASY COMING OUT,
331
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:18,025
BUT I NEVER EXPECTED
IT WOULD BE THIS BAD.
332
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:24,631
- YOU HAVEN'T LOST ME.
333
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,969
WE'LL FIGURE
THIS OUT.
334
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,038
- IF YOU DON'T MIND...
335
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,906
I NEED SOME TIME ALONE.
336
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:38,211
- SURE.
I UNDERSTAND.
337
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,136
- [sighing]
- IT'S FREEZING, HUH?
338
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,705
- HEY, WE COULD GO
BACK TO MY PLACE.
339
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,075
I'LL WARM YOU UP.
- [chuckles]
340
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:12,479
IT'S KIND OF LATE AND...
341
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,081
CORINNE...
- I KNOW.
342
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,415
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
343
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,549
- NO. IT'S NOT YOU.
- I...
344
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,419
- I SWEAR.
- I KNOW THAT TOO.
345
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,322
IT'S LINDSAY.
346
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,957
HEY, COME ON.
347
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,359
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL TEAM
OF INVESTIGATORS
348
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,162
TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT'S WHAT.
349
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:33,333
BESIDES, IT'S
NOT A CRIME.
350
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,603
- MIND IF I ASK YOU
WHAT GAVE ME AWAY?
351
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,641
- [sighing]
352
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,479
PENGUINS.
353
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,216
WHEN MY DAD
LEFT MY MOM,
354
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,618
SHE WAS SO OBSESSED,
YOU COULD MENTION ANY SUBJECT
355
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,720
AND SOMEHOW...
[sniffling]
356
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,189
SHE'D MAKE IT
ABOUT HIM.
357
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,590
"PENGUINS."
358
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,127
"YOUR FATHER HATED
WEARING A TUXEDO."
359
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,494
- OHH.
360
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,463
- YOU'RE THE SAME WAY.
361
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,098
"JULIA ROBERTS."
362
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:09,136
"LINDSAY GOT HER HAIR
CUT LIKE JULIA ROBERTS."
363
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,271
"THE FRENCH
HATE AMERICANS."
364
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,973
"LINDSAY MAKES
A GREAT BOUILLABAISSE."
365
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:20,213
- I DIDN'T REALIZE.
- WELL, WHY SHOULD YOU?
366
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:24,251
REFERRING TO HER IS AS AUTOMATIC
TO YOU AS BLINKING.
367
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:29,089
JUST...
NEXT TIME, BE FAIR.
368
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,657
UNTIL YOU CAN BUY
A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE
369
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:35,095
AND NOT MENTION
LINDSAY'S PERFECT SMILE,
370
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,597
DON'T LET SOME POOR GIRL
THINK SHE'S GOT A CHANCE.
371
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,634
- THAT'S ANDY PRATHER.
372
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,303
HE'S THE RUNNING BACK
FOR THE CHARGERS.
373
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,107
- HMM. DEFINITELY
THE HOTTEST OF THE HOTTIES.
374
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,308
AH, CHECK OUT
THOSE ABS.
375
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,677
- I HAVE,
ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES.
376
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,145
- STRAIGHT, RIGHT?
377
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,780
- YEAH, I HAVE
SEVERAL TEENAGE GIRLS
378
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,315
WHO WILL SWEAR UNDER OATH
THEY'VE BEEN RAPED BY HIM.
379
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,284
- PERFECT.
WHEN CAN HE BE HERE?
380
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,252
- AS SOON AS YOU SIGN OFF,
HE'LL BE ON THE NEXT PLANE.
381
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,389
- BOOK HIM.
- OKAY.
382
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,325
- HEY, TEDDY.
383
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,528
- MICHAEL.
WOW, IT'S A...
384
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,399
SURPRISE TO SEE YOU...
HERE. R-RIGHT, BRI?
385
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,502
ISN'T IT A SURPRISE
TO, UH, SEE HIM HERE?
386
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,406
- I'M SPEECHLESS.
387
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,808
EXCEPT TO SAY THAT IF YOU
AND YOUR GUEST WILL EXCUSE ME...
388
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,744
- ACTUALLY, I'M
HERE TO SEE YOU.
389
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,816
- OH, WELL, I'LL--I'LL--I'LL--
I'LL JUST--
390
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,451
I'LL TAKE OFF
AND LEAVE YOU TWO
391
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,087
TO DO WHATEVER
YOU TWO...
392
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,589
NEED TO DO.
393
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,362
- I WON'T WASTE
TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME.
394
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,597
- THAT'S GOOD.
395
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,866
'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH TO OFFER.
396
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,469
- THEN I'LL GET
RIGHT TO THE POINT.
397
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,338
- THE POINT BEING
YOU WANT SOMETHING?
398
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,608
- YES.
- IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
399
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,577
TO APOLOGIZE,
WOULD IT?
400
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,446
- I BELIEVE IT'S YOU
WHO OWES ME THAT.
401
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,181
- I ALREADY OFFERED.
YOU REFUSED.
402
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,850
- BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MEAN
A GODDAMNED WORD.
403
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,520
- BUT THAT'S NOT
WHY YOU'RE HERE.
404
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:12,125
- WE LOST LE MONTAGE,
FOR THE BENEFIT.
405
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,760
"STOP PROP 14"?
406
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,863
- YEAH, I LIVE IN PITTSBURGH.
I'VE HEARD OF IT.
407
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,266
- IT SEEMS THAT SOME
OF THEIR VERY IMPORTANT CLIENTS
408
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,535
MIGHT OBJECT
TO US USING IT.
409
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,505
WE'VE TRIED EVERY PLACE IN TOWN,
410
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,241
BUT THEY'RE
ALL BOOKED.
411
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,478
- EVERY PLACE,
EXCEPT...
412
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,348
- BABYLON.
413
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,218
- SO YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO
WITH MY WORLD
414
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,520
UNTIL, OF COURSE,
YOU NEED IT TO HELP YOURS.
415
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,822
- THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH MY WORLD VERSUS YOUR WORLD.
416
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,758
BUT, YOU KNOW, SINCE IT'S GOING
TO BE A PROBLEM, FORGET IT.
417
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:50,497
- I DIDN'T SAY YOU
COULDN'T HAVE IT.
418
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:54,501
HOW MUCH WERE YOU
PAYING LE MONTAGE?
419
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,638
- 10,000.
WE'LL PAY YOU THE SAME.
420
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,507
- NO, YOU WON'T.
421
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,708
- LOOK, THERE'S NO REASON
TO GOUGE US
422
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,310
JUST BECAUSE
WE'RE DESPERATE.
423
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,812
WE DON'T HAVE IT.
- THERE'S NO CHARGE.
424
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,650
- REALLY?
- YEAH, REALLY.
425
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,220
YOU CAN CONSIDER IT
MY DONATION TO THE CAUSE.
426
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,726
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
427
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,529
- WELL, "THANKS"
WILL DO.
428
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,796
NOW IF YOU
DON'T MIND,
429
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,465
I HAVE TO GET
BACK TO WORK
430
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,167
SO THAT I CAN CONTINUE
MY DECADENT LIFESTYLE.
431
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:36,309
CYNTHIA, WILL YOU GET ME
LEO BROWN ON THE PHONE, PLEASE?
432
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,445
THANKS.
433
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:47,420
- LINZ? LINZ!
- IN HERE.
434
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,289
- IT'S A LOVELY HOME,
AND THERE AREN'T A LOT
435
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,224
OF DESIRABLE PROPERTIES
ON THE MARKET THESE DAYS.
436
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,360
- THEN YOU THINK
IT'S A GOOD TIME TO SELL?
437
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,295
- PROVIDED INTEREST RATES
DON'T GO ANY HIGH--
438
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,897
HI, MEL.
- OH...
439
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,332
DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT.
440
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,467
- NO, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
441
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,568
I ASKED JENNIFER
TO STOP BY,
442
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,602
TAKE A LOOK
AT THE HOUSE.
443
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,703
- I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO PUT
444
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,572
THE HOUSE UP FOR SALE.
445
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,740
- I UNDERSTAND WE WERE
STILL TALKING ABOUT IT.
446
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,609
- JEN FIGURES WE COULD MAKE
AT LEAST 100,000,
447
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,512
MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR A DOWN
PAYMENT ON A COUPLE OF CONDOS.
448
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,980
- I HAVE SOME CLIENTS
WHO ARE DYING
449
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,582
TO BE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
450
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,716
I COULD SHOW IT TO THEM
BEFORE IT'S EVEN LISTED.
451
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,986
- THAT'D BE GREAT.
452
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:23,523
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
453
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,526
- YEAH, GREAT.
454
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,628
- WHEN YOU'RE READY,
JUST GIVE ME A CALL.
455
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,332
WE'LL START THE BALL ROLLING.
- WILL DO.
456
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,333
- AND...
457
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,402
SEE YOU
TOMORROW NIGHT.
458
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,338
- THE BENEFIT.
- RIGHT.
459
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,907
- BYE-BYE.
- BYE.
460
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,477
[door opens and shuts]
461
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,346
- SO YOU--YOU
WANT TO SELL?
462
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,015
- I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
WE BOTH DID.
463
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,617
SO I SAY WE STOP
TALKING ABOUT IT
464
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,486
AND GET ON
WITH OUR LIVES.
465
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,288
NICE FLOWERS.
466
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,357
YEAH, I THOUGHT THEY'D...
467
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,526
BRIGHTEN UP THE HOUSE.
468
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,697
- 44...
469
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,633
- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN BE
SO FUCKING HEARTLESS.
470
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,502
- 45...
- IF YOU HAD ANY IDEA
471
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,438
HOW HARD THIS
HAS BEEN FOR HIM.
472
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,839
HE'S LOST EVERYTHING.
- I CAN'T HELP THAT.
473
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,907
- YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO FIRE HIM.
474
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,310
- THIS IS A BUSINESS,
NOT A SUPPORT GROUP.
475
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,312
- AND ITS PRESIDENT,
C.E.O.,
476
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,513
WHATEVER THE FUCK
YOU CALL YOURSELF,
477
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,081
HAPPENS TO BE GAY,
SO TELL ME,
478
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,917
HOW CAN YOU CAVE
TO SUCH BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA?
479
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,720
- BETTER YET, WHY DON'T I HAVE
AN EXPERT EXPLAIN?
480
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,056
THEODORE.
481
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,392
WOULD YOU STEP
INTO MY OFFICE, PLEASE?
482
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,394
- I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY
TO FIGHT FOR HIM, DID YOU?
483
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,728
- NO, I DID NOT.
484
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,730
- YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
485
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,432
- WHAT'S UP, BRI?
- THEODORE,
486
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,933
HOW MUCH DO WE STAND TO LOSE
487
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,735
IF WE LOST
THE BROWN ATHLETICS ACCOUNT?
488
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,671
- BALLPARK FIGURE?
- THAT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE,
489
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,406
CONSIDERING IT'S
A SPORTING GOODS COMPANY.
490
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,674
- IT'S, UM...
491
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,008
A $20 MILLION ACCOUNT.
492
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,843
- AND HOW MUCH PROFIT
493
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,413
DOES THAT GENERATE
FOR KINNETIK?
494
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,415
- SAY, ROUGHLY 2 MILLION
PER ANNUM.
495
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,417
- THANK YOU.
496
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,018
- YOU CAN CHASTISE
ME ALL YOU WANT
497
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,453
FOR BEING
HEARTLESS.
498
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,121
IT DOESN'T COST ME A CENT.
499
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,723
BUT KINDLY
EXPLAIN TO ME
500
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,893
WHY I SHOULD SACRIFICE
A $20 MILLION ACCOUNT
501
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,696
JUST BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND
SUDDENLY DECIDES
502
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,731
TO ANNOUNCE
HE'S QUEER.
503
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:15,101
- I CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE
A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN.
504
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,970
- 48...
505
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,972
49...
506
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,975
[Fun]
507
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:30,917
*
508
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,122
- * A TWIST OF FATE
509
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,058
* A LUCKY BREAK
510
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,928
* A CIRCUMSTANCE
511
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,532
* I CAN'T WAIT
512
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,067
* I GOTTA MAKE
513
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,070
* MY SECOND CHANCE
514
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,806
* I GOT THINGS TO DO
515
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,676
* I GOTTA PUSH THROUGH
516
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,611
* UNTIL IT'S DONE
517
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,012
- SO YOU'RE BACK
WORKING THE STREETS.
518
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,950
- THANKS TO YOU.
- YOU COMING?
519
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,752
- WHY IN YOUR WILDEST
HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES
520
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,154
WOULD YOU IMAGINE THAT I
WOULD ATTEND SUCH AN EVENT?
521
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,956
- YOU GAVE MICHAEL THE CLUB.
522
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:13,025
- BUT HOW COULD I SAY NO TO MY
OLDEST AND DEAREST FRIEND?
523
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,494
- AND IT IS TO PROTECT
THE RIGHTS
524
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,029
OF EVERY GAY PERSON
IN THE STATE,
525
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,965
INCLUDING YOURS.
526
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,767
- WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT
THE GOOD FIGHT WITHOUT ME.
527
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,703
I'LL BE TANNING
MYSELF DOWN UNDER.
528
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,171
AND PERHAPS A LITTLE ON TOP.
529
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,540
- YOU'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA?
530
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,841
- THEY SAY MARDI GRAS
IN SYDNEY'S
531
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,076
THE GAYEST PLACE ON EARTH.
532
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,579
EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
FOR DISNEYLAND.
533
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,654
WELL, TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF.
534
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:43,923
- YOU TOO.
535
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,459
[engine turns over]
536
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:49,061
- * KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR
537
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:52,665
* LET ME IN
538
00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:58,104
* NO MORE SECRETS TO BE HID
539
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:01,107
- LET'S HOPE EVERYONE KNOWS
THE BENEFIT'S BEEN MOVED.
540
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,475
- A BUNCH OF US WERE
AT THE CENTER TODAY,
541
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,943
MAKING CALLS,
SENDING E-MAILS.
542
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,746
- HI, BABY.
543
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:10,483
- YOU KNOW, I THINK MAYBE
WE SHOULD GET BRIAN SOMETHING.
544
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,552
- WHAT FOR?
- IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM,
545
00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:13,953
WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING
A BENEFIT TONIGHT.
546
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,488
- I ALREADY THANKED HIM.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
547
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,024
- IF YOU SAY SO.
- I DO.
548
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:21,894
- HMM.
549
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,095
- WHAT'S THAT FOR?
- WHAT'S WHAT FOR?
550
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,497
- "HMM".
YOU ALWAYS SAY "HMM"
551
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,832
WHEN YOU'RE
THINKING SOMETHING
552
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,567
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY IT.
- DO I?
553
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,502
HMM. I WAS JUST THINKING
IT'S A SHAME THAT...
554
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:30,970
- YOU CAN STOP
RIGHT THERE.
555
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,905
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.
556
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,240
- WELL, I'M SURE IT WASN'T
TO REMIND ME
557
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,274
THAT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
NEXT TUESDAY
558
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,976
TO HAVE MY TEETH CLEANED.
559
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,578
- ISN'T IT ALWAYS
THE FUCKING WAY?
560
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,613
KIKI WAS SUPPOSED
TO RELIEVE ME AN HOUR AGO.
561
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,515
SHE STILL HASN'T SHOWN UP, AND
NOW I'M STUCK WITH HER SHIFT.
562
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:43,850
- THAT'S OKAY, DEB.
WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
563
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,585
NO...
- HEY, DEB!
564
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,153
WHERE'S MY CHICKEN FRICASSEE?
565
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,921
- IT'S STILL FRICKING.
NO. I WANT YOU BOYS TO GO.
566
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:49,922
THERE'S NO POINT
IN ALL OF US MISSING IT.
567
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,057
GO.
- ARE YOU SURE?
568
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,258
- YEAH, I'LL BE THERE AS SOON
569
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,727
AS KIKI GETS
HER TRANNY ASS HERE.
570
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,863
I LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU.
571
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,866
[service bell rings]
- DEB, ORDER'S UP.
572
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:02,902
[chatter]
573
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:16,616
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
574
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:18,651
- IN MY "FACE YOUR FEAR"
WORKSHOP,
575
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,019
THEY TELL US TO JUST KEEP
BREATHING STEADILY
576
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,088
LIKE THIS, IN...
[inhales]
577
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,155
AND OUT.
[exhales]
578
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,792
IN AND OUT.
579
00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,695
IT'S ALSO HELPFUL
TO HAVE A PARTNER COACHING YOU.
580
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:32,164
- SURE YOU DIDN'T GO
TO LAMAZE BY MISTAKE?
581
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,833
- I SURE HOPE WE CAN
FIND MA IN HERE.
582
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,301
- I WOULDN'T WORRY.
583
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,769
IF THERE'S ONE PERSON
YOU CAN SPOT IN A CROWD,
584
00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,170
IT'S YOUR MOTHER.
585
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,906
- HEY, GUYS.
- AH, THIS IS SOME EVENT.
586
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,974
- I THINK I MIGHT REVISIT
THE HALCYON DAYS
587
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,577
OF MY DEBAUCHED YOUTH
AND DANCE TILL DAWN.
588
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,045
- IF HE MAKES IT TILL 10:30,
IT'LL BE A MIRACLE.
589
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,980
- OH, UH, WHERE'S BRIAN?
I WANT TO THANK HIM.
590
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,682
- HE WENT TO AUSTRALIA
FOR MARDI GRAS.
591
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,050
- FIGURES.
592
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,218
- AFTER ALL, HE'S
SLEPT WITH EVERYONE
593
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,953
ON THIS CONTINENT.
- [laughs]
594
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,590
- I LOVE THE DECORATIONS.
595
00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:00,059
- OH, SHIT!
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
596
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,862
- MY MOTHER JUST ARRIVED
WITH HER BOY-TOY.
597
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,063
IT'S SO SOAP OPERA,
598
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,331
SO MENOPAUSAL.
599
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,199
IT'S SO HUMILIATING.
600
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,869
- HELLO, DARLING. HMM.
601
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,672
- SOMEHOW SHE SEEMS
TO PERCEIVE IT DIFFERENTLY.
602
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:13,940
- YOU REMEMBER TUCKER.
- AH, YEAH.
603
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:14,974
GOOD TO SEE
YOU AGAIN.
604
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,075
- HOW YOU DOING?
605
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,710
HI, JUSTIN.
606
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,746
I'M GONNA GET A DRINK.
607
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:20,947
UM, CHARDONNAY,
HONEY?
608
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,349
- PERFECT.
609
00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:24,984
ALTHOUGH BY THE LOOK
ON YOUR FACE,
610
00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,186
I SHOULD'VE ORDERED
A SOUR APPLE MARTINI.
611
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,623
- DID YOU HAVE
TO BRING HIM?
612
00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,859
- DOES HE EMBARRASS YOU?
- FRANKLY, YES.
613
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:36,162
- WELL, WHEN THERE'S
A PROPOSITION 15
614
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:37,997
TO TAKE AWAY THE RIGHTS
OF MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN
615
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,232
TO STILL HAVE A LIFE,
616
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,834
LET'S HOPE YOU
SHOW UP FOR ME.
617
00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,970
- MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
EVERYONE.
618
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,137
HI. I'M EMMETT HONEYCUTT.
619
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:48,374
[cheers and applause]
620
00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:51,744
YOU MAY KNOW ME AS CHANNEL 5'S
FORMER QUEER GUY.
621
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,313
BUT TONIGHT I AM
STILL YOUR QUEER GUY,
622
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:58,050
AND I WANT TO WELCOME YOU
TO THIS FABULOUS EVENING!
623
00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,385
[cheers and applause]
624
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,320
- HEY, GUYS,
THIS IS LEWIS.
625
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,255
WE MET ON HUSBANDMATERIAL.COM.
626
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,124
- OHH, THIS SOUNDS SERIOUS.
627
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,727
- MICHAEL AND BEN GOT MARRIED
IN TORONTO LAST YEAR.
628
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,195
- YOU COULD BE NEXT.
629
00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:11,397
- DEFEAT PROPOSITION 14!
630
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,632
[cheers and applause]
631
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:19,271
LET'S LET THE BIGOTS
AND THE HATEMONGERS
632
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,074
AND THE STATE CAPITAL
AND THE WHITE HOUSE KNOW
633
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,944
WE WILL NOT BE SILENT.
634
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,146
[cheers and applause]
635
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:30,449
UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S
FOR THE SILENT AUCTION.
636
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,785
SO GET THOSE BIG BIDS IN EARLY.
637
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,155
AND NOW...
I'M SO EXCITED.
638
00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,325
IT IS MY GREAT HONOR
AND PLEASURE
639
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,794
TO PRESENT
OUR STAR ATTRACTION.
640
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,362
A GIRL WHO,
LIKE THE REST OF US,
641
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,032
JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.
642
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,701
THE ONE, THE ONLY...
643
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:51,704
MS. CYNDI LAUPER!
644
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,974
[cheers and applause]
645
00:27:55,007 --> 00:28:02,414
*
646
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,416
- * SHINE
647
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:41,487
* I'LL STAND BY YOU
648
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,291
* DON'T TRY
AND PUSH ME AWAY *
649
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:49,028
* 'CAUSE I'M JUST
GONNA STAY *
650
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,364
* YOU CAN SHINE
651
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:56,535
* I WON'T DENY YOU
652
00:28:56,568 --> 00:29:00,873
* AND DON'T BE AFRAID
653
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:04,376
* IT'LL ALL BE OKAY
654
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,378
* DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
WELL, I *
655
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:09,548
* AIN'T GONNA TAKE
THAT BIG TIME LINE *
656
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,550
* WON'T BE BEAT
BY A LIE *
657
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,551
* GONNA CALL OUT
TO THESE EMBERS *
658
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,987
* WAITING TO IGNITE
659
00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:18,157
* GONNA PULL YOU UP
BY YOUR LOVE *
660
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,993
* BY YOUR LOVE
AND TELL YOU *
661
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:27,333
*
662
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,135
* SHINE...
663
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,202
- ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
664
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:35,908
- OKAY, MAN.
665
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:39,278
- I KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED.
666
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,347
- HEY, IS MY FLIGHT ON TIME?
667
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:45,017
- YES, MR. KINNEY.
668
00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:48,087
- IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO CHANGE 25 TIMES...
669
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,022
- THE SITTER WAS LATE.
DON'T BLAME ME.
670
00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:51,557
- OH, GOD, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
ON TIME. NOT ONCE.
671
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:52,558
- WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE
TO BE BOTHERED WITH IT
672
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:55,561
MUCH LONGER, WILL YOU?
673
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,429
- HEY, GIRLS.
- HI, DUSTY.
674
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,898
I THOUGHT YOU
WEREN'T COMING.
675
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,066
- WELL, AT THE LAST MINUTE
I SAID TO MARIE,
676
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,300
"THIS IS TOO
IMPORTANT TO MISS.
677
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,969
ONE OF US HAS TO BE HERE."
SO...
678
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,236
I CAME AND SHE'S AT HOME
WITH THE KIDS.
679
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,371
- THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE.
680
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,173
OUR NEW SITTER
WAS LATE.
681
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,174
- YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS DROP
THEM AT MY PLACE.
682
00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,842
COME ON.
LET'S GO IN.
683
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,443
- OH, SHIT.
- WHAT NOW?
684
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:12,945
- AH, MY CELL PHONE.
I MUST'VE LEFT IT IN THE CAR.
685
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,313
- CHRIST.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GO IN.
686
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,183
I-I'LL FIND YOU.
687
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,886
- I'D BETTER WAIT FOR MEL.
YOU GO.
688
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:29,128
- * WHEN IT'S SAID
AND DONE *
689
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,064
* WHAT YOU NEED
WILL COME *
690
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:36,268
* AND TIME
WON'T LET ME *
691
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:40,372
* LET YOU LET ME
WASTE IT THIS TIME *
692
00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,074
* I CAN SEE THE FROWN
YOU WEAR *
693
00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:45,377
* ALL AROUND
LIKE SOME FADED CROWN *
694
00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,613
* LIKE A WATCH
OVER-WOUND *
695
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:50,950
* GONNA CALL DOWN TO THIS
DIAMOND BURIED UNDERGROUND *
696
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,985
* GONNA PULL YOU UP
BY YOUR LOVE *
697
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,220
* BY YOUR LOVE
698
00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:56,522
- DO YOU THINK
I COULD GET SOME WATER?
699
00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:02,962
- HEY, MICHAEL, COULD YOU DO ME
A REALLY BIG FAVOR?
700
00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,563
LEWIS IS KIND OF NERVOUS
IN CROWDS,
701
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,165
AND I-I DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE HIM.
702
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,666
COULD YOU GET
HIM SOME WATER?
703
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,135
- UH, SURE.
704
00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,302
- AS LONG AS YOU'RE GOING,
705
00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:13,639
A CRANBERRY SPRITZER FOR ME?
706
00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:16,408
- * MAY YOU SHINE
707
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:19,245
* YOU CAN SHINE
708
00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,147
- HI!
- HI!
709
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:25,918
- CRANBERRY AND SODA...
710
00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:28,921
- * SHINE...
711
00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:38,130
[explosion,
car alarm blaring]
712
00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:40,332
- JESUS CHRIST.
713
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,168
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
714
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:48,307
- THIS JUST IN,
FROM WDBX NEWS.
715
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:51,543
THERE'S BEEN AN EXPLOSION
AT BABYLON, A LOCAL GAY CLUB,
716
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,313
WHERE A POLITICAL FUNDRAISER
WAS UNDERWAY TONIGHT.
717
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,548
AUTHORITIES FEAR
THERE MAY BE MANY INJURIES,
718
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,284
POSSIBLY FATALITIES.
719
00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,551
POLICE SAY
THERE'S NO WORD YET
720
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,153
AS TO THE CAUSE.
- TURN AROUND.
721
00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:03,155
[shouting, sirens wailing]
722
00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:08,227
- LET'S GET THAT BARRIER UP.
723
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,229
- I WANT THIS WHOLE AREA
BLOCKED OFF.
724
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,031
I WANT A CLEAR PATH
FOR THE AMBULANCES.
725
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,565
CALL HYDRO...
726
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:16,635
[man screaming]
- STAND BACK BEHIND THE BARRIER.
727
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:19,605
[coughing and shouting]
728
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:53,539
- JENNIFER.
JENNIFER!
729
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,341
JENNIFER.
- OH, MY GOD.
730
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,143
- BRIAN, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE...
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
731
00:32:57,176 --> 00:33:01,113
- JUSTIN'S STILL IN THERE.
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND HIM.
732
00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,491
- WE NEED YOU TO LEAVE
THE BUILDING.
733
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:16,128
EVERYONE WHO IS ABLE, PLEASE,
734
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:20,366
EXIT AS QUICKLY
AS POSSIBLE.
735
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:23,769
- JUSTIN!
736
00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:26,438
- THERE WILL BE
NO RE-ENTERING.
737
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,407
- JUSTIN!
- EVERYONE LEAVE
738
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,379
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
TED. TED?
739
00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:36,415
TED, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
- I DON'T KNOW.
740
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:42,321
- HAVE YOU SEEN JUSTIN?
- [coughs]
741
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,424
- HE'S NOT BREATHING!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
742
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:47,426
[alarm blaring]
743
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:59,471
[shouting]
744
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,407
- OKAY, I STILL SEE
SOME ACTIVITY BACK THERE.
745
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,209
[metal creaks]
746
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,411
- I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
WHERE'S THE DOOR?
747
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:09,481
I CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING DOOR!
748
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,417
- I'VE GOT A HEAVY BLEEDER
RIGHT OVER HERE.
749
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:12,684
WE NEED A PARAMEDIC.
- PLEASE!
750
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,486
THE FUCKING THING
IS BURNING!
751
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,825
- ARE YOU HURT?
- NO, JUST SOME SCRATCHES.
752
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,593
HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOTHER?
- SHE'S OKAY.
753
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,329
SHE'S OUTSIDE.
[coughs]
754
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,231
SHE'S LOOKING FOR YOU.
- THERE YOU ARE, BABY.
755
00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:26,698
THANK GOD,
I WAS WORRIED SICK.
756
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,701
- HAVE YOU SEEN MICHAEL?
- EM?
757
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,770
- ALL RIGHT.
TRY TO GIVE ME MORE HOSE.
758
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,705
- EMMETT!
759
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:36,442
- MAKE SURE IT'S OUT.
760
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,344
- LET'S JUST MAKE
SOME ROOM HERE.
761
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:41,347
[chatter]
762
00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,465
- COULD YOU HURRY, PLEASE?
- DEB. DEB,
763
00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:02,668
THEY'RE DOING
THE BEST THEY CAN.
764
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,536
I'M--I'M RIDING WITH HIM.
765
00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:05,604
I'M HIS PARTNER.
I'M HIS PARTNER.
766
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:08,574
- OKAY. GET IN. HURRY.
767
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,211
- I HAVE TO GET
TO THE HOSPITAL, CARL, PLEASE.
768
00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,679
- I CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
I'M ON DUTY.
769
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,747
UH, I'LL GET ONE OF THE BOYS
TO TAKE YOU.
770
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:19,885
- I'LL TAKE YOU.
I'LL TAKE YOU.
771
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:22,754
- COULD I GET SOME HELP HERE?
[woman weeping]
772
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,224
- I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME.
- WE'RE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
773
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:28,660
- I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
- LEWIS. LEWIS, WAIT.
774
00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:32,231
- WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU?
775
00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:36,335
[heartbeat]
776
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:51,183
[overlapping shouting]
777
00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:54,920
- CARDIAC NEEDLE
AND 500 CCs OF ADRENALINE.
778
00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:56,655
- I CAN'T GET AN AIRWAY.
779
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:57,923
CAN I GET A HAND
WITH THIS, PLEASE?
780
00:35:57,956 --> 00:35:59,458
- DEB, WHY DON'T
YOU SIT DOWN?
781
00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,395
- TRIED THAT. DIDN'T WORK.
782
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:05,597
- WE'RE GOING TO NEED
MORE OXYGEN MASKS.
783
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:06,798
- SORRY, WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO JUST PUT YOU
784
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,400
IN THE WAITING ROOM.
785
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,569
WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU
AS SOON AS WE CAN.
786
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:13,672
- WHAT IF I LOSE HIM?
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
787
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:15,574
- YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO LOSE HIM.
788
00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:18,844
AND THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU,
SO SIT DOWN.
789
00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,546
- ALL RIGHT, I'VE ESTABLISHED
AN AIRWAY.
790
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,548
- HOW'S HIS BLOOD PRESSURE?
791
00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:27,286
- I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
792
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:31,823
- EXCUSE ME, SIR,
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
793
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,326
- WELL?
794
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,727
- HE'S LOST A LOT OF BLOOD.
795
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,229
BEFORE WE CAN DO ANYTHING,
796
00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,697
HE'S GOING TO NEED
A TRANSFUSION.
797
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:39,765
- WELL, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
798
00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:40,899
WELL, HE'S AB-NEGATIVE.
799
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,368
WE'RE SHORT ON HIS TYPE,
800
00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:45,371
SO WE'RE CHECKING
OTHER HOSPITALS.
801
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,974
- OKAY, I'M O-NEGATIVE.
802
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,376
THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL
DONOR, RIGHT?
803
00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,977
- ARE YOU GAY?
804
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,779
- WHAT'S THAT GOT
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
805
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,514
- YOU KNOW WE CAN'T GIVE BLOOD
BECAUSE OF HIV.
806
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,883
- I DON'T HAVE HIV.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
807
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,851
GAYS ARE CONSIDERED
TO BE TOO HIGH OF A RISK.
808
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,920
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE
STRAIGHT STUDS AND BITCHES
809
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,722
WHO FUCK AROUND
AND DON'T USE PROTECTION?
810
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,023
I MEAN, YOU'D TAKE
THEIR BLOOD, RIGHT?
811
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,992
- IT'S AN FDA REGULATION.
- BRIAN.
812
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:08,994
- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
813
00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:10,862
LOOK--
- BRIAN, BRIAN, BRI...
814
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,365
- TAKE MY BLOOD,
MOTHERFUCKER.
815
00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:14,666
- BRIAN. BRIAN.
LOOK, YOU COULDN'T GIVE
816
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,236
EVEN IF YOU WERE STRAIGHT.
YOU HAD CANCER.
817
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,042
- HE'S OKAY. HE'S OKAY.
HE'S RIGHT DOWN THERE.
818
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,911
- DREW, CAN WE
HAVE A STATEMENT?
819
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:28,414
SAM ROLLINS, CHANNEL 7 NEWS,
HERE WITH DREW BOYD.
820
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,749
DREW, UM, HAVING
JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET,
821
00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,818
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
822
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,520
ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT LOSING
YOUR FANS NOW THAT YOU'RE GAY?
823
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,355
- RIGHT NOW
I'M MORE CONCERNED
824
00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:37,889
ABOUT PEOPLE
LOSING THEIR LIVES.
825
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,792
EMMETT!
AH!
826
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:44,763
YOU OKAY?
827
00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:45,931
- YEAH, A LITTLE
SMOKE INHALATION.
828
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,566
I'LL LIVE.
829
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,568
- I'M SORRY I WASN'T HERE.
830
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,538
- YEAH, WELL,
YOU'RE HERE NOW.
831
00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,081
- WE STABILIZED
THE BLOOD LOSS,
832
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,316
BUT THERE'S STILL
INTERNAL BLEEDING
833
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,718
FROM A PUNCTURED SPLEEN,
834
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,721
SO WE'RE GOING TO NEED
TO REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY.
835
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,959
- WILL HE BE
ALL RIGHT?
836
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:17,329
- WITH THIS AMOUNT
OF BLOOD LOSS...
837
00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,465
WE CAN ONLY HOPE
FOR THE BEST.
838
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,073
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
A MOMENT WITH HIM,
839
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,541
AND THEN WE NEED
TO START PREPPING.
840
00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:31,777
OKAY?
841
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,692
- YOU BETTER FUCKING COME
THROUGH THIS, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
842
00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,327
[crying]
843
00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:10,048
- I'M AFRAID I WOKE HIM.
844
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,718
BUT I JUST...
845
00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:15,654
NEEDED TO HOLD HIM.
846
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:18,023
- HE'LL GO BACK TO SLEEP.
847
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:23,862
- ARE YOU...
848
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,764
WHAT AN IDIOTIC QUESTION.
849
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:31,803
OF COURSE, YOU'RE
NOT ALL RIGHT.
850
00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:36,007
HOW COULD ANYONE
BE ALL RIGHT?
851
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:39,010
- JUST GRATEFUL.
852
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,046
GRATEFUL
THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE.
853
00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:44,816
- AND THAT YOU FORGOT
YOUR CELL PHONE.
854
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:49,187
- PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER
BE ON TIME FOR ANYTHING.
855
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:54,693
- IF YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL
NEVER REMEMBER A THING.
856
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,667
I'LL PUT HIM BACK IN BED.
857
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,903
- [whimpers]
858
00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:07,539
- LINZ?
859
00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:21,687
PLEASE.
860
00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:08,634
[door opens
and shuts]
861
00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:36,662
- AS YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A GOOD CATHOLIC GIRL.
862
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,997
EVEN THOUGH WHEN IT COMES
TO GAYS AND ABORTION,
863
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:42,033
I THINK THEY'RE
FULL OF SHIT.
864
00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:45,270
BUT STILL, I...
865
00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:48,306
I ALWAYS BELIEVED
THAT GOD KNEW BEST
866
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:53,278
AND THERE WAS A REASON
FOR EVERYTHING THAT HE DOES.
867
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:56,548
BUT, UM...
868
00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:59,217
THIS TIME I'M NOT SO SURE
WHY HE LET THIS HAPPEN
869
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:02,754
TO MICHAEL AND THE OTHERS.
870
00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:04,823
SO THIS TIME...
871
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,926
I'M NOT ASKING HIM.
872
00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:10,295
I'M TELLING HIM...
873
00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,263
TO SEE THAT MICHAEL
GETS THROUGH THIS.
874
00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:21,206
AND NOTICE I DIDN'T SAY,
"MY SON MICHAEL."
875
00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:24,876
BECAUSE IT'S
NOT FOR ME.
876
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,716
IT'S FOR HIM.
877
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:48,700
YOU WANT TO SAY A PRAYER?
878
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,837
- NO.
879
00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:57,075
[sighs]
880
00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,978
BUT IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU,
881
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:04,683
YOU BETTER FUCKING
LISTEN TO HER.
882
00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:06,752
[clears throat]
883
00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:13,692
- TAKE DOWN THOSE BARRIERS
OVER THERE.
884
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,861
- JUST KEEP BREATHING DEEPLY.
885
00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:18,830
- DO YOU MIND IF I TELL PEOPLE
CYNDI LAUPER SAVED MY LIFE?
886
00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:21,266
- NAH, YOU DO THAT.
MY MANAGER WILL LOVE IT.
887
00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:32,010
[chatter of two-way radio]
888
00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:42,854
- IS MICHAEL GOING
TO BE OKAY?
889
00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:45,090
- THEY DON'T KNOW.
890
00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:55,934
- WHEN I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED,
I TRIED TO CALL YOU
891
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,403
ON YOUR CELL, BUT...
892
00:43:58,436 --> 00:44:00,638
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.
893
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,146
- I WAS...
894
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:12,450
SO FUCKING SCARED.
895
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:16,021
ALL I COULD THINK WAS...
896
00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:20,125
"PLEASE DON'T LET ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO HIM."
897
00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:30,001
I LOVE YOU.
898
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,711
- OH.
899
00:44:39,745 --> 00:44:43,148
- I LOVE YOU.
900
00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,697
[siren wailing]
901
00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:12,377
[vehicle departing]
902
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,846
[static]
903
00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:25,456
[engine idling]
904
00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,772
[siren wailing]
63797
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