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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,512 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,147 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,448 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:22,423 * 5 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,471 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 6 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:46,280 * 7 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:50,351 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 8 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,454 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN * 9 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:56,657 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 10 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:03,564 - NOT EVEN A YEAR AGO 11 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,366 WE WERE GETTING MARRIED IN CANADA. 12 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,700 - NOW WE'RE BACK FIGHTING FOR OUR RIGHTS. 13 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,636 - THANKS TO THAT ASSHOLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 14 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:12,206 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SOUNDING MORE AND MORE LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 15 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,108 - YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WOULD'VE SAID, 16 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,677 "FUCK YOU," BUT NOW I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. 17 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,581 - NOW, I ASK YOU, WHO COULD THINK THAT 18 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,316 WAS AN ABOMINATION? 19 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,318 - A LOT OF PEOPLE, DEB. MOST PEOPLE. 20 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:25,853 - YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE WRONG. 21 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:29,190 AND THAT INCLUDES THAT ASSHOLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 22 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,624 EVERY TIME I READ ABOUT A GAY MINISTER 23 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,593 BEING DEFROCKED OR A GAY COUPLE 24 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,195 HAVING THEIR KIDS TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM, 25 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,629 IT JUST FUCKING BREAKS MY HEART. 26 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,465 - OKAY, WE'RE NEXT. - PROTECT THE FAMILY. 27 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,200 PROTECT OUR CHILDREN. 28 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,269 PROTECT CHRISTIAN VALUES. 29 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,871 VOTE YES ON 14. - VOTE YES. 30 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,474 STOP THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA. 31 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,509 - PROTECT OUR CHILDREN. 32 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,212 VOTE YES ON 14. 33 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:55,383 [overlapping statements] 34 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:58,619 - STOP THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA. 35 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,821 - JESUS FORGIVES SINNERS. - VOTE YES ON 14. 36 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:03,657 - JESUS FORGIVES SINNERS. 37 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:06,794 - OH, YEAH? WELL, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 38 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,163 JESUS THINKS YOU STINK. 39 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,498 - PROTECT OUR CHILDREN. 40 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,366 PROTECT CHRISTIAN VALUES. 41 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,302 VOTE YES ON 14... 42 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,538 [chatter] 43 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:20,374 - WHAT A FABULOUS EVENT THIS IS GOING TO BE, 44 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,376 IF THE PLANNER DOES SAY SO HIMSELF. 45 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,577 NOW, HOW MANY TICKETS HAVE WE SOLD? 46 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:26,380 - OVER 300. - AND COUNTING. 47 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,516 - AT 200 A POP, THAT'S OVER 60,000. 48 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,384 - AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN INCLUDE WHAT WE'LL MAKE 49 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,420 DURING THE SILENT AUCTION. - NOT BAD FOR A NIGHT'S WORK. 50 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,555 - NOW IF I COULD JUST GET DREW TO ATTEND... 51 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,656 - THINK OF THE MEDIA ATTENTION WE'D GET. 52 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:36,690 YOU CAN'T BUY THAT. 53 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,326 - WELL, LIKE MY AUNT LULAH 54 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,261 ALWAYS SAID, THEY CAN'T SHOOT YOU FOR ASKING. 55 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:43,331 - HA. - ROY. 56 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,332 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY PLANNING COMMITTEE 57 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,533 AND FRIENDS, BEN. 58 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,935 - HI. - MICHAEL, EMMETT. 59 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,470 - HOW DO YOU DO? 60 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,838 - THIS IS ROY HARRIS, THE HOTEL MANAGER. 61 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,673 HE'S BEEN TERRIFIC, SO HELPFUL. 62 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:53,807 - THANKS FOR CUTTING US SUCH A GREAT DEAL. 63 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,409 - DON'T THANK ME JUST YET. 64 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,810 I'M AFRAID I HAVE BAD NEWS. 65 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,746 CORPORATE JUST CALLED. 66 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,448 THEY'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU HOLD THE EVENT HERE. 67 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,982 - EXCUSE ME? - WHAT? 68 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,451 - WHY DID THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS? 69 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,286 - THAT'S PRIVILEGED INFORMATION. 70 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,455 - CONSIDERING YOU JUST TANKED OUR EVENT, 71 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,323 I THINK WE DESERVE THE PRIVILEGE OF AN EXPLANATION. 72 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:15,296 - LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S A COUPLE OF VERY LARGE ACCOUNTS 73 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,231 CORPORATE'S AFRAID OF ALIENATING. 74 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,632 - BY HAVING AN EVENT 75 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,868 THEY MIGHT BE PERCEIVED AS GAY-FRIENDLY. 76 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,239 - LOOK, I SUPPORT WHAT YOU'RE DOING 100%. 77 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,375 I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR 15 YEARS. 78 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,843 I WANT TO PROTECT THAT. 79 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,479 BUT I ALSO HAVE TO PROTECT MY JOB. 80 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,448 - [clears throat] 81 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,750 - I'M SORRY. 82 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:44,024 [folder drops] 83 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,361 - OH, YEAH. HE'S HOT. 84 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,664 - SCHMIDT. 85 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,600 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF 86 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:55,536 DURING OFFICE HOURS? - FUCK, BRIAN... 87 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,004 - RELAX, THEODORE. 88 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,639 THIS ISN'T WERTSHAFTER'S. 89 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,275 YOU'RE IN A JERK-OFF-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT. 90 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,476 - I WASN'T JERKING OFF. 91 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,745 I'M ON MY QUEST FOR A HUSBAND. 92 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,915 - THE LATEST HOMO TO JOIN THE RANK OF DEFECTORS. 93 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,783 SO, WHO'S THE STIFF? 94 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,352 AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN THE BEST SENSE OF THE WORD. 95 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,621 - AS YOU KNOW, I LOST MY JEWISH DOCTOR. 96 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,490 SO I DECIDED TO TRY HUSBANDMATERIAL.COM. 97 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,025 IT'S, UH... IT'S THIS WEBSITE. 98 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,027 IT'S FULL OF QUALITY GUYS LIKE MYSELF 99 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,629 WHO ARE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT PARTNER. 100 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:24,832 - SO WHAT TREASURES HAVE YOU UNCOVERED ON-LINE? 101 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,301 - WELL, THIS IS RICHARD. 102 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,936 HE'S 36. HE'S A LAWYER. 103 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,704 HE OWNS HIS OWN HOUSE, 104 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:33,407 AND HE LIKES TO CUDDLE AFTER A LONG DAY. 105 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,675 AH... OH, THIS IS JAMES. 106 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,510 35. HE'S A DENTIST. 107 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:39,547 AND HE LIKES... HUH, WELL, 108 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,382 TO CUDDLE AFTER A LONG DAY. 109 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,516 UH... OH, THIS IS LEWIS. 110 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:43,817 HE'S 37. 111 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,819 HE OWNS HIS OWN BUSINESS, AND... 112 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,788 both: HE LIKES TO CUDDLE AFTER A LONG DAY. 113 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,923 [laughter] 114 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,526 - DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE TO FUCK? 115 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,961 LET'S SEE SOME COCK SHOTS. 116 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,796 - THERE ARE NO COCK SHOTS. 117 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,399 - WELL, THEN, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THEY'RE QUALITY MEN? 118 00:04:58,432 --> 00:04:59,833 MOVE OVER. 119 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,444 THIS IS ROLAND. HE'S 32. 120 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,413 HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR A CAREER. 121 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:13,681 HE LIKES TO CUDDLE 122 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,315 AFTER BEING POUNDED INTO OBLIVION. 123 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,420 - TOO BAD FOR YOU HE'S IN AUSTRALIA. 124 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,988 - NOT REALLY, SINCE I PLAN ON BEING THERE 125 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:24,425 IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS. 126 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,026 I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE DOCTOR. 127 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,698 I GOT A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH. 128 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,500 I'M COMPLETELY CANCER-FREE. 129 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,368 - THAT'S GREAT NEWS. 130 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,569 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 131 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:36,837 SO TO CELEBRATE I'M GOING TO GO 132 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,506 TO GAY MARDI GRAS IN SYDNEY. 133 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,608 - WELL, I WISH I COULD GO. 134 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:44,912 - WHAT? YOU'VE GOT TO FIND A HUBBY. 135 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,947 G'DAY, MATE. 136 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:54,455 [door shuts] 137 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,891 [approaching footsteps] 138 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:01,762 [both gasping] 139 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:07,735 - SMELLS GOOD. 140 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:12,005 - YEAH, I FELT LIKE COOKING. 141 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,941 YOU RAN OUT THIS MORNING. 142 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,544 - [scoffs] I DIDN'T RUN OUT. 143 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,011 I HAD A MEETING AT THE HOTEL. 144 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,647 - HOW'D IT GO? 145 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,484 - OH, THEY TOLD US TO, UH, FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE. 146 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,653 - WHAT? - WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER VENUE. 147 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,588 - IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT, ISN'T IT? 148 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,626 [both gasping] 149 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:35,463 - I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHOWER. 150 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,099 - MEL? 151 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,803 LOOK. 152 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,772 I GLUED IT BACK TOGETHER. 153 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,807 IF YOU TURN IT LIKE THIS, 154 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,444 YOU HARDLY NOTICE THE CRACKS. 155 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,546 ARE WE JUST GOING TO PRETEND 156 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,649 AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED? 157 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,451 - [sighs] 158 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:59,587 NO ONE'S PRETENDING. 159 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,991 IN FACT, I HEAR IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF DIVORCED COUPLES. 160 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,793 SOME SAY THE SEX IS EVEN HOTTER 161 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,496 THAN WHEN THEY WERE MARRIED. 162 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,833 IT WAS A MISTAKE, 163 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:18,005 A MOMENTARY LAPSE IN JUDGEMENT. 164 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:22,142 - JUST ONE OF THOSE IN-THE-HEAT- OF-THE-MOMENT SORT OF THINGS. 165 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,877 - PRECISELY. 166 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,880 - THEN I GUESS WE SHOULD DISREGARD IT. 167 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:30,718 MOVE ON. 168 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:36,490 - I THINK THAT WOULD BE BEST. 169 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,165 - DEB, DID YOU EVER DATE A YOUNGER MAN? 170 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,501 - SUNSHINE, UNTIL CARL CAME ALONG, 171 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:50,037 I WAS BARELY DATING A LIVING ONE. 172 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,172 - BUT IF YOU'D HAD THE CHANCE... 173 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,041 - I'D HAVE JUMPED ON IT. 174 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,909 WHICH IS WHAT I HOPE YOUR MOTHER'S DOING. 175 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,712 - YEAH, BUT HE'S HALF HER AGE. 176 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,548 - GEEZ, YOU... YOU KIDS, 177 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,282 YOU DON'T CUT YOUR PARENTS MUCH SLACK, DO YOU? 178 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,518 WELL, UNDER THE SEXUAL BILL OF RIGHTS... 179 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,620 THAT IS, IF WE STILL HAVE ANY RIGHTS, 180 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:09,122 SHE'S ENTITLED TO THE SAME FREEDOMS YOU AND BRIAN HAVE. 181 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,759 - HAD. 182 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:15,863 - YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. 183 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,665 [sneezes] 184 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,633 FUCKING PEPPER. 185 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,935 - I'VE DONE MY SHARE OF RUNNING AROUND, 186 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,737 BUT WHEN I READ YOUR DESCRIPTION 187 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:26,874 THAT YOU ENJOY SPENDING QUIET EVENINGS AT HOME, 188 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,943 THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT IT I FOUND VERY APPEALING. 189 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,679 - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'VE-- 190 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:34,014 I'VE NEVER LIKED GOING OUT MUCH. 191 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,649 YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS A KID, 192 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,818 "THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY REUNION" CAME TO TOWN, 193 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,889 AND, UM... I WANTED DANNY BONADUCE'S AUTOGRAPH SO BAD. 194 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,625 SO I WAITED IN LINE FOR FOUR HOURS, 195 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,226 AND THEN FINALLY THERE THEY WERE, 196 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,295 DRESSED IN THOSE WHITE JUMPSUITS. 197 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,063 - OH, GOD, I REMEMBER THOSE. 198 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:54,334 DAVID CASSIDY. I HAD SUCH A CRUSH. 199 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,837 - ANYWAY, THERE WAS A STAMPEDE. 200 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,642 I GOT TRAMPLED. 201 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,110 - THAT'S TERRIBLE. 202 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,344 - YEAH, IT... IT WAS... 203 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,680 IT WAS PRETTY TERRIFYING. 204 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,115 IN FACT, I-I STILL GET NERVOUS 205 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,083 BEING IN A CROWD. 206 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,252 - SO HOW'S THE DATE GOING? 207 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,655 - IT'S NOT A DATE, DEB. WE'RE JUST GETTING ACQUAINTED. 208 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,323 - AH, YOU MEAN CHECKING EACH OTHER OUT 209 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,091 TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT TROLLS? 210 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,060 AND THEN YOU GO AND FUCK? HA! 211 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:23,797 [laughter] 212 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,033 - YEAH, DEB HAS A WAY OF CUTTING RIGHT TO THE CHASE. 213 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,336 SO HAVE WE, UH... 214 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:33,273 OFFICIALLY PASSED THE TROLL TEST? 215 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,808 - YEAH. 216 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,077 - WELL, HOW ABOUT A REAL DATE? 217 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,613 - GREAT. - I JUST BOUGHT TWO TICKETS 218 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,348 TO THE "STOP PROP 14" BENEFIT THURSDAY NIGHT. 219 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,717 CYNDI LAUPER'S PERFORMING. 220 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:47,020 - I-I-I'D LOVE TO, B-BUT, UH... 221 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,958 - CROWDS. RIGHT. 222 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,260 UM, WELL, SOME OTHER TIME. 223 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,831 - NO... NO, WAIT. 224 00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,367 MY THERAPIST SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT I STARE DOWN MY DEMONS 225 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,905 SO THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 226 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,241 - YOU SURE? - IT'S A DATE. 227 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,877 - GREAT. 228 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,279 - UH, 300, MAYBE AS MANY AS 400. 229 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,747 - FOR THIS THURSDAY NIGHT. 230 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,115 - YES, I KNOW IT'S A BIG CROWD. 231 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,316 - YEAH, I KNOW IT'S SHORT NOTICE. 232 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,285 - WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE IT WORK. 233 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,253 - SATURDAY WON'T WORK. - ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T? 234 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,789 - THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU CAN-- 235 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,424 - WELL, THANKS. - THANKS ANYWAY. 236 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,859 - NO LUCK? - NADA. 237 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,395 - SAME HERE. - SO WHO'S LEFT? 238 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,863 - THAT'S IT. EVERYTHING'S EITHER BOOKED 239 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,865 OR THEY DON'T WANT US. 240 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,834 - THIS IS A DISASTER. 241 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,706 - [sighs] 242 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,277 THERE'S ONE PLACE. 243 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,146 - I'M NOT ASKING HIM FOR ANYTHING. 244 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,882 - MICHAEL, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 245 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,784 CAN'T YOU AND BRIAN PUT ASIDE YOUR DIFFERENCES FOR ONE NIGHT? 246 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:54,221 - I'M SORRY. I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. 247 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,757 - WELL, THEN I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CALL THE CENTER, 248 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,727 TELL THEM THE BENEFIT'S OFF. 249 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,365 - YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THE BODYLINE. 250 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,902 MM, THE BEST BATH-HOUSE IN SYDNEY. 251 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,904 - BODYLINE? - THAT'S IT, MATE. 252 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,740 FUCK ME HARDER! 253 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,076 - WHAT ABOUT CLUBS? 254 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,312 - I PREFER ARC ON OXFORD. 255 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,448 A FRIENDLY YOUNG CROWD. 256 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,950 AH! 257 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,785 - ARC ON OXFORD. - MM. 258 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:25,919 AND MIDNIGHT SHIFT'S PACKED ON THE WEEKENDS. 259 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:26,987 OH, YEAH! 260 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,055 [knocking on door] 261 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,824 [both groaning] 262 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,825 [knocking continues] 263 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,093 DON'T STOP. 264 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,194 AH. I'M CLOSE. 265 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,829 OH, YEAH! 266 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,931 [cell phone buzzing] 267 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,833 OH, YES. YES. - JESUS CHRIST! 268 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,936 [both gasping] 269 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,137 - OH! OH, YES. OH. 270 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,373 [pounding on door] - SHIT! 271 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,416 - GEEZ. I WAS CALLING AND CALLING. 272 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,417 - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY A STICK OF DYNAMITE 273 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,019 AND BLAST THE DOOR DOWN? 274 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,822 - IT'S THE BROWN ATHLETICS ACCOUNT. 275 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,825 OOPS... SORRY. 276 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,860 - NOT AS SORRY AS HE IS. WHAT ABOUT IT? 277 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,096 LEO BROWN JUST HEARD ABOUT DREW BOYD. 278 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,264 HE WANTS ANOTHER SPOKESMAN FOR HIS UNDERWEAR LINE. 279 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,901 - DID YOU TELL HIM THAT WE'VE ALREADY BOOKED THE PHOTO SHOOT? 280 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,769 THAT THE AD SPACE HAS ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR? 281 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,270 - HE SAID THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 282 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,772 BUT IF YOU DON'T FIND SOMEONE ELSE, 283 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:22,375 YOU'LL HAVE A BIGGER ONE. 284 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,877 - THE BOTTOM LINE, 285 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,847 A GAY PLAYER IS DISRUPTIVE TO A TEAM. 286 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,448 IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE IN A LOCKER ROOM... 287 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,117 - DON'T TELL ME THAT HIS TEAMMATES 288 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,119 ARE AFRAID HE'S GOING TO JUMP THEM? 289 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,386 THOSE BIG GUYS CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES? 290 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,322 NO. BESIDES, HE DIDN'T CHASE THEM 291 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,456 AROUND THE SHOWERS BEFORE, WHY WOULD HE NOW? 292 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,258 - BY ANNOUNCING THAT HE WAS GAY, 293 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,128 DREW BOYD HAS SEPARATED HIMSELF FROM THE REST OF THE TEAM. 294 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,796 THE SPIRIT OF UNITY, 295 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,898 THE PLAYING TOGETHER AS ONE, HAS BEEN BROKEN, 296 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,867 AND IT CAN NEVER BE REPAIRED. 297 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,268 - SO ARE YOU SAYING THEY SHOULD GET RID OF HIM? 298 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,037 - IF HE WAS PLAYING ON MY TEAM, I WOULD. 299 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,538 I'D SAY I HAD NO CHOICE. 300 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,073 - HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT. - WHY? 301 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,342 SO YOU CAN GET EVEN MORE DEPRESSED? 302 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,912 I HAVE JUST THE THING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF IT. 303 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,280 - MADAME X. 304 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,416 - STARRING THE UNJUSTLY UNDERRATED LANA TURNER. 305 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,819 WHAT A PERFORMANCE. 306 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,888 LANA HAS AN ILLICIT AFFAIR 307 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,222 AND, AFTER BEING DISCOVERED, 308 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,024 IS FORCED TO FORFEIT HER IDENTITY, 309 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,459 BLESS HER HEART. 310 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,162 SHE WANDERS THE WORLD IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR, 311 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,964 FINALLY TO RETURN HOME 312 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,233 AND MURDER HER BLACKMAILER. 313 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,436 - AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 314 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,472 - YEAH, WELL, LANA ALWAYS DOES IT FOR ME. 315 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,045 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, UH, REALLY 316 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,380 MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 317 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,083 COMING WITH ME TO THE "STOP PROP 14" EVENT. 318 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,185 YOU COULD MEET YOUR GAY FANS. 319 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,487 SEE WHAT A ROLE MODEL, AN INSPIRATION YOU'VE BECOME. 320 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,589 - I TOLD YOU, I'M A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER, 321 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,624 NOT A PROFESSIONAL FAG. 322 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,227 SO STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO BE THE NEW GAY POSTER BOY. 323 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,235 - BETTER TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 324 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,205 YOU'VE GOT A NEAR-NAKED PHOTO SHOOT COMING UP. 325 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,540 - THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A PHOTO SHOOT. 326 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,942 YOUR FRIEND KINNEY CALLED. 327 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,410 HE FIRED ME. 328 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,648 - BRIAN FIRED YOU? 329 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,851 - I'VE NOW OFFICIALLY LOST EVERYTHING. 330 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,122 I KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE EASY COMING OUT, 331 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:18,025 BUT I NEVER EXPECTED IT WOULD BE THIS BAD. 332 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:24,631 - YOU HAVEN'T LOST ME. 333 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,969 WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. 334 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,038 - IF YOU DON'T MIND... 335 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,906 I NEED SOME TIME ALONE. 336 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:38,211 - SURE. I UNDERSTAND. 337 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,136 - [sighing] - IT'S FREEZING, HUH? 338 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,705 - HEY, WE COULD GO BACK TO MY PLACE. 339 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,075 I'LL WARM YOU UP. - [chuckles] 340 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:12,479 IT'S KIND OF LATE AND... 341 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,081 CORINNE... - I KNOW. 342 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,415 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 343 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,549 - NO. IT'S NOT YOU. - I... 344 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,419 - I SWEAR. - I KNOW THAT TOO. 345 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,322 IT'S LINDSAY. 346 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,957 HEY, COME ON. 347 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,359 YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL TEAM OF INVESTIGATORS 348 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,162 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WHAT. 349 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:33,333 BESIDES, IT'S NOT A CRIME. 350 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,603 - MIND IF I ASK YOU WHAT GAVE ME AWAY? 351 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,641 - [sighing] 352 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,479 PENGUINS. 353 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,216 WHEN MY DAD LEFT MY MOM, 354 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,618 SHE WAS SO OBSESSED, YOU COULD MENTION ANY SUBJECT 355 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,720 AND SOMEHOW... [sniffling] 356 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,189 SHE'D MAKE IT ABOUT HIM. 357 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,590 "PENGUINS." 358 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,127 "YOUR FATHER HATED WEARING A TUXEDO." 359 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,494 - OHH. 360 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,463 - YOU'RE THE SAME WAY. 361 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,098 "JULIA ROBERTS." 362 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:09,136 "LINDSAY GOT HER HAIR CUT LIKE JULIA ROBERTS." 363 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,271 "THE FRENCH HATE AMERICANS." 364 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,973 "LINDSAY MAKES A GREAT BOUILLABAISSE." 365 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:20,213 - I DIDN'T REALIZE. - WELL, WHY SHOULD YOU? 366 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:24,251 REFERRING TO HER IS AS AUTOMATIC TO YOU AS BLINKING. 367 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:29,089 JUST... NEXT TIME, BE FAIR. 368 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,657 UNTIL YOU CAN BUY A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE 369 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:35,095 AND NOT MENTION LINDSAY'S PERFECT SMILE, 370 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,597 DON'T LET SOME POOR GIRL THINK SHE'S GOT A CHANCE. 371 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,634 - THAT'S ANDY PRATHER. 372 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,303 HE'S THE RUNNING BACK FOR THE CHARGERS. 373 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,107 - HMM. DEFINITELY THE HOTTEST OF THE HOTTIES. 374 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,308 AH, CHECK OUT THOSE ABS. 375 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,677 - I HAVE, ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES. 376 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,145 - STRAIGHT, RIGHT? 377 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,780 - YEAH, I HAVE SEVERAL TEENAGE GIRLS 378 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,315 WHO WILL SWEAR UNDER OATH THEY'VE BEEN RAPED BY HIM. 379 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,284 - PERFECT. WHEN CAN HE BE HERE? 380 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,252 - AS SOON AS YOU SIGN OFF, HE'LL BE ON THE NEXT PLANE. 381 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,389 - BOOK HIM. - OKAY. 382 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,325 - HEY, TEDDY. 383 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,528 - MICHAEL. WOW, IT'S A... 384 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,399 SURPRISE TO SEE YOU... HERE. R-RIGHT, BRI? 385 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,502 ISN'T IT A SURPRISE TO, UH, SEE HIM HERE? 386 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,406 - I'M SPEECHLESS. 387 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,808 EXCEPT TO SAY THAT IF YOU AND YOUR GUEST WILL EXCUSE ME... 388 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,744 - ACTUALLY, I'M HERE TO SEE YOU. 389 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,816 - OH, WELL, I'LL--I'LL--I'LL-- I'LL JUST-- 390 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,451 I'LL TAKE OFF AND LEAVE YOU TWO 391 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,087 TO DO WHATEVER YOU TWO... 392 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,589 NEED TO DO. 393 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,362 - I WON'T WASTE TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME. 394 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,597 - THAT'S GOOD. 395 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,866 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO OFFER. 396 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,469 - THEN I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. 397 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,338 - THE POINT BEING YOU WANT SOMETHING? 398 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,608 - YES. - IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE 399 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,577 TO APOLOGIZE, WOULD IT? 400 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,446 - I BELIEVE IT'S YOU WHO OWES ME THAT. 401 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,181 - I ALREADY OFFERED. YOU REFUSED. 402 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,850 - BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MEAN A GODDAMNED WORD. 403 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,520 - BUT THAT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE HERE. 404 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:12,125 - WE LOST LE MONTAGE, FOR THE BENEFIT. 405 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,760 "STOP PROP 14"? 406 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,863 - YEAH, I LIVE IN PITTSBURGH. I'VE HEARD OF IT. 407 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,266 - IT SEEMS THAT SOME OF THEIR VERY IMPORTANT CLIENTS 408 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,535 MIGHT OBJECT TO US USING IT. 409 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,505 WE'VE TRIED EVERY PLACE IN TOWN, 410 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,241 BUT THEY'RE ALL BOOKED. 411 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,478 - EVERY PLACE, EXCEPT... 412 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,348 - BABYLON. 413 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,218 - SO YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH MY WORLD 414 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,520 UNTIL, OF COURSE, YOU NEED IT TO HELP YOURS. 415 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,822 - THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY WORLD VERSUS YOUR WORLD. 416 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,758 BUT, YOU KNOW, SINCE IT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM, FORGET IT. 417 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:50,497 - I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T HAVE IT. 418 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:54,501 HOW MUCH WERE YOU PAYING LE MONTAGE? 419 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,638 - 10,000. WE'LL PAY YOU THE SAME. 420 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,507 - NO, YOU WON'T. 421 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,708 - LOOK, THERE'S NO REASON TO GOUGE US 422 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,310 JUST BECAUSE WE'RE DESPERATE. 423 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,812 WE DON'T HAVE IT. - THERE'S NO CHARGE. 424 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,650 - REALLY? - YEAH, REALLY. 425 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,220 YOU CAN CONSIDER IT MY DONATION TO THE CAUSE. 426 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,726 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 427 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,529 - WELL, "THANKS" WILL DO. 428 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,796 NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, 429 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,465 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK 430 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,167 SO THAT I CAN CONTINUE MY DECADENT LIFESTYLE. 431 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:36,309 CYNTHIA, WILL YOU GET ME LEO BROWN ON THE PHONE, PLEASE? 432 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,445 THANKS. 433 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:47,420 - LINZ? LINZ! - IN HERE. 434 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,289 - IT'S A LOVELY HOME, AND THERE AREN'T A LOT 435 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,224 OF DESIRABLE PROPERTIES ON THE MARKET THESE DAYS. 436 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,360 - THEN YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD TIME TO SELL? 437 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,295 - PROVIDED INTEREST RATES DON'T GO ANY HIGH-- 438 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,897 HI, MEL. - OH... 439 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,332 DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT. 440 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,467 - NO, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 441 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,568 I ASKED JENNIFER TO STOP BY, 442 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,602 TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOUSE. 443 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,703 - I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO PUT 444 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,572 THE HOUSE UP FOR SALE. 445 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,740 - I UNDERSTAND WE WERE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT. 446 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,609 - JEN FIGURES WE COULD MAKE AT LEAST 100,000, 447 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,512 MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR A DOWN PAYMENT ON A COUPLE OF CONDOS. 448 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,980 - I HAVE SOME CLIENTS WHO ARE DYING 449 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,582 TO BE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD. 450 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,716 I COULD SHOW IT TO THEM BEFORE IT'S EVEN LISTED. 451 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,986 - THAT'D BE GREAT. 452 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:23,523 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 453 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,526 - YEAH, GREAT. 454 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,628 - WHEN YOU'RE READY, JUST GIVE ME A CALL. 455 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,332 WE'LL START THE BALL ROLLING. - WILL DO. 456 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,333 - AND... 457 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,402 SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. 458 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,338 - THE BENEFIT. - RIGHT. 459 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,907 - BYE-BYE. - BYE. 460 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,477 [door opens and shuts] 461 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,346 - SO YOU--YOU WANT TO SELL? 462 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,015 - I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION WE BOTH DID. 463 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,617 SO I SAY WE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT 464 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,486 AND GET ON WITH OUR LIVES. 465 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,288 NICE FLOWERS. 466 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,357 YEAH, I THOUGHT THEY'D... 467 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,526 BRIGHTEN UP THE HOUSE. 468 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,697 - 44... 469 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,633 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN BE SO FUCKING HEARTLESS. 470 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,502 - 45... - IF YOU HAD ANY IDEA 471 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,438 HOW HARD THIS HAS BEEN FOR HIM. 472 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,839 HE'S LOST EVERYTHING. - I CAN'T HELP THAT. 473 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,907 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FIRE HIM. 474 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,310 - THIS IS A BUSINESS, NOT A SUPPORT GROUP. 475 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,312 - AND ITS PRESIDENT, C.E.O., 476 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,513 WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL YOURSELF, 477 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,081 HAPPENS TO BE GAY, SO TELL ME, 478 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,917 HOW CAN YOU CAVE TO SUCH BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA? 479 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,720 - BETTER YET, WHY DON'T I HAVE AN EXPERT EXPLAIN? 480 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,056 THEODORE. 481 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,392 WOULD YOU STEP INTO MY OFFICE, PLEASE? 482 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,394 - I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO FIGHT FOR HIM, DID YOU? 483 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,728 - NO, I DID NOT. 484 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,730 - YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 485 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,432 - WHAT'S UP, BRI? - THEODORE, 486 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,933 HOW MUCH DO WE STAND TO LOSE 487 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,735 IF WE LOST THE BROWN ATHLETICS ACCOUNT? 488 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,671 - BALLPARK FIGURE? - THAT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE, 489 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,406 CONSIDERING IT'S A SPORTING GOODS COMPANY. 490 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,674 - IT'S, UM... 491 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,008 A $20 MILLION ACCOUNT. 492 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,843 - AND HOW MUCH PROFIT 493 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,413 DOES THAT GENERATE FOR KINNETIK? 494 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,415 - SAY, ROUGHLY 2 MILLION PER ANNUM. 495 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,417 - THANK YOU. 496 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,018 - YOU CAN CHASTISE ME ALL YOU WANT 497 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,453 FOR BEING HEARTLESS. 498 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,121 IT DOESN'T COST ME A CENT. 499 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,723 BUT KINDLY EXPLAIN TO ME 500 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,893 WHY I SHOULD SACRIFICE A $20 MILLION ACCOUNT 501 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,696 JUST BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND SUDDENLY DECIDES 502 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,731 TO ANNOUNCE HE'S QUEER. 503 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:15,101 - I CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN. 504 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,970 - 48... 505 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,972 49... 506 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,975 [Fun] 507 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:30,917 * 508 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,122 - * A TWIST OF FATE 509 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,058 * A LUCKY BREAK 510 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,928 * A CIRCUMSTANCE 511 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,532 * I CAN'T WAIT 512 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,067 * I GOTTA MAKE 513 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,070 * MY SECOND CHANCE 514 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,806 * I GOT THINGS TO DO 515 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,676 * I GOTTA PUSH THROUGH 516 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,611 * UNTIL IT'S DONE 517 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,012 - SO YOU'RE BACK WORKING THE STREETS. 518 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,950 - THANKS TO YOU. - YOU COMING? 519 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,752 - WHY IN YOUR WILDEST HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES 520 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,154 WOULD YOU IMAGINE THAT I WOULD ATTEND SUCH AN EVENT? 521 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,956 - YOU GAVE MICHAEL THE CLUB. 522 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:13,025 - BUT HOW COULD I SAY NO TO MY OLDEST AND DEAREST FRIEND? 523 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,494 - AND IT IS TO PROTECT THE RIGHTS 524 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,029 OF EVERY GAY PERSON IN THE STATE, 525 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,965 INCLUDING YOURS. 526 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,767 - WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT WITHOUT ME. 527 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,703 I'LL BE TANNING MYSELF DOWN UNDER. 528 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,171 AND PERHAPS A LITTLE ON TOP. 529 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,540 - YOU'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA? 530 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,841 - THEY SAY MARDI GRAS IN SYDNEY'S 531 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,076 THE GAYEST PLACE ON EARTH. 532 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,579 EXCEPT, OF COURSE, FOR DISNEYLAND. 533 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,654 WELL, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 534 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:43,923 - YOU TOO. 535 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,459 [engine turns over] 536 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:49,061 - * KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR 537 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:52,665 * LET ME IN 538 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:58,104 * NO MORE SECRETS TO BE HID 539 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:01,107 - LET'S HOPE EVERYONE KNOWS THE BENEFIT'S BEEN MOVED. 540 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,475 - A BUNCH OF US WERE AT THE CENTER TODAY, 541 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,943 MAKING CALLS, SENDING E-MAILS. 542 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,746 - HI, BABY. 543 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:10,483 - YOU KNOW, I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BRIAN SOMETHING. 544 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,552 - WHAT FOR? - IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM, 545 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:13,953 WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING A BENEFIT TONIGHT. 546 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,488 - I ALREADY THANKED HIM. THAT'S ENOUGH. 547 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,024 - IF YOU SAY SO. - I DO. 548 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:21,894 - HMM. 549 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,095 - WHAT'S THAT FOR? - WHAT'S WHAT FOR? 550 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,497 - "HMM". YOU ALWAYS SAY "HMM" 551 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,832 WHEN YOU'RE THINKING SOMETHING 552 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,567 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. - DO I? 553 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,502 HMM. I WAS JUST THINKING IT'S A SHAME THAT... 554 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:30,970 - YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE. 555 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,905 - YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. 556 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,240 - WELL, I'M SURE IT WASN'T TO REMIND ME 557 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,274 THAT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT NEXT TUESDAY 558 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,976 TO HAVE MY TEETH CLEANED. 559 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,578 - ISN'T IT ALWAYS THE FUCKING WAY? 560 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,613 KIKI WAS SUPPOSED TO RELIEVE ME AN HOUR AGO. 561 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,515 SHE STILL HASN'T SHOWN UP, AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH HER SHIFT. 562 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:43,850 - THAT'S OKAY, DEB. WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU. 563 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,585 NO... - HEY, DEB! 564 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,153 WHERE'S MY CHICKEN FRICASSEE? 565 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,921 - IT'S STILL FRICKING. NO. I WANT YOU BOYS TO GO. 566 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:49,922 THERE'S NO POINT IN ALL OF US MISSING IT. 567 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,057 GO. - ARE YOU SURE? 568 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,258 - YEAH, I'LL BE THERE AS SOON 569 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,727 AS KIKI GETS HER TRANNY ASS HERE. 570 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,863 I LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU. 571 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,866 [service bell rings] - DEB, ORDER'S UP. 572 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:02,902 [chatter] 573 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:16,616 - YOU ALL RIGHT? 574 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:18,651 - IN MY "FACE YOUR FEAR" WORKSHOP, 575 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,019 THEY TELL US TO JUST KEEP BREATHING STEADILY 576 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,088 LIKE THIS, IN... [inhales] 577 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,155 AND OUT. [exhales] 578 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,792 IN AND OUT. 579 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,695 IT'S ALSO HELPFUL TO HAVE A PARTNER COACHING YOU. 580 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:32,164 - SURE YOU DIDN'T GO TO LAMAZE BY MISTAKE? 581 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,833 - I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIND MA IN HERE. 582 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,301 - I WOULDN'T WORRY. 583 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,769 IF THERE'S ONE PERSON YOU CAN SPOT IN A CROWD, 584 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,170 IT'S YOUR MOTHER. 585 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,906 - HEY, GUYS. - AH, THIS IS SOME EVENT. 586 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,974 - I THINK I MIGHT REVISIT THE HALCYON DAYS 587 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,577 OF MY DEBAUCHED YOUTH AND DANCE TILL DAWN. 588 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,045 - IF HE MAKES IT TILL 10:30, IT'LL BE A MIRACLE. 589 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,980 - OH, UH, WHERE'S BRIAN? I WANT TO THANK HIM. 590 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,682 - HE WENT TO AUSTRALIA FOR MARDI GRAS. 591 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,050 - FIGURES. 592 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,218 - AFTER ALL, HE'S SLEPT WITH EVERYONE 593 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,953 ON THIS CONTINENT. - [laughs] 594 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,590 - I LOVE THE DECORATIONS. 595 00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:00,059 - OH, SHIT! - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 596 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,862 - MY MOTHER JUST ARRIVED WITH HER BOY-TOY. 597 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,063 IT'S SO SOAP OPERA, 598 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,331 SO MENOPAUSAL. 599 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,199 IT'S SO HUMILIATING. 600 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,869 - HELLO, DARLING. HMM. 601 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,672 - SOMEHOW SHE SEEMS TO PERCEIVE IT DIFFERENTLY. 602 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:13,940 - YOU REMEMBER TUCKER. - AH, YEAH. 603 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:14,974 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 604 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,075 - HOW YOU DOING? 605 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,710 HI, JUSTIN. 606 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,746 I'M GONNA GET A DRINK. 607 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:20,947 UM, CHARDONNAY, HONEY? 608 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,349 - PERFECT. 609 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:24,984 ALTHOUGH BY THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, 610 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,186 I SHOULD'VE ORDERED A SOUR APPLE MARTINI. 611 00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,623 - DID YOU HAVE TO BRING HIM? 612 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,859 - DOES HE EMBARRASS YOU? - FRANKLY, YES. 613 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:36,162 - WELL, WHEN THERE'S A PROPOSITION 15 614 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:37,997 TO TAKE AWAY THE RIGHTS OF MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN 615 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,232 TO STILL HAVE A LIFE, 616 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,834 LET'S HOPE YOU SHOW UP FOR ME. 617 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,970 - MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, EVERYONE. 618 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,137 HI. I'M EMMETT HONEYCUTT. 619 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:48,374 [cheers and applause] 620 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:51,744 YOU MAY KNOW ME AS CHANNEL 5'S FORMER QUEER GUY. 621 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,313 BUT TONIGHT I AM STILL YOUR QUEER GUY, 622 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:58,050 AND I WANT TO WELCOME YOU TO THIS FABULOUS EVENING! 623 00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,385 [cheers and applause] 624 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,320 - HEY, GUYS, THIS IS LEWIS. 625 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,255 WE MET ON HUSBANDMATERIAL.COM. 626 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,124 - OHH, THIS SOUNDS SERIOUS. 627 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,727 - MICHAEL AND BEN GOT MARRIED IN TORONTO LAST YEAR. 628 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,195 - YOU COULD BE NEXT. 629 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:11,397 - DEFEAT PROPOSITION 14! 630 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,632 [cheers and applause] 631 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:19,271 LET'S LET THE BIGOTS AND THE HATEMONGERS 632 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,074 AND THE STATE CAPITAL AND THE WHITE HOUSE KNOW 633 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,944 WE WILL NOT BE SILENT. 634 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,146 [cheers and applause] 635 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:30,449 UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S FOR THE SILENT AUCTION. 636 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,785 SO GET THOSE BIG BIDS IN EARLY. 637 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,155 AND NOW... I'M SO EXCITED. 638 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,325 IT IS MY GREAT HONOR AND PLEASURE 639 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,794 TO PRESENT OUR STAR ATTRACTION. 640 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,362 A GIRL WHO, LIKE THE REST OF US, 641 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,032 JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN. 642 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,701 THE ONE, THE ONLY... 643 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:51,704 MS. CYNDI LAUPER! 644 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,974 [cheers and applause] 645 00:27:55,007 --> 00:28:02,414 * 646 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,416 - * SHINE 647 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:41,487 * I'LL STAND BY YOU 648 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,291 * DON'T TRY AND PUSH ME AWAY * 649 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:49,028 * 'CAUSE I'M JUST GONNA STAY * 650 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,364 * YOU CAN SHINE 651 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:56,535 * I WON'T DENY YOU 652 00:28:56,568 --> 00:29:00,873 * AND DON'T BE AFRAID 653 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:04,376 * IT'LL ALL BE OKAY 654 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,378 * DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? WELL, I * 655 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:09,548 * AIN'T GONNA TAKE THAT BIG TIME LINE * 656 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,550 * WON'T BE BEAT BY A LIE * 657 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,551 * GONNA CALL OUT TO THESE EMBERS * 658 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,987 * WAITING TO IGNITE 659 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:18,157 * GONNA PULL YOU UP BY YOUR LOVE * 660 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,993 * BY YOUR LOVE AND TELL YOU * 661 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:27,333 * 662 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,135 * SHINE... 663 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,202 - ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 664 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:35,908 - OKAY, MAN. 665 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:39,278 - I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED. 666 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,347 - HEY, IS MY FLIGHT ON TIME? 667 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:45,017 - YES, MR. KINNEY. 668 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:48,087 - IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CHANGE 25 TIMES... 669 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,022 - THE SITTER WAS LATE. DON'T BLAME ME. 670 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:51,557 - OH, GOD, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON TIME. NOT ONCE. 671 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:52,558 - WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE BOTHERED WITH IT 672 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:55,561 MUCH LONGER, WILL YOU? 673 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,429 - HEY, GIRLS. - HI, DUSTY. 674 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,898 I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COMING. 675 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,066 - WELL, AT THE LAST MINUTE I SAID TO MARIE, 676 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,300 "THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO MISS. 677 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,969 ONE OF US HAS TO BE HERE." SO... 678 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,236 I CAME AND SHE'S AT HOME WITH THE KIDS. 679 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,371 - THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE. 680 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,173 OUR NEW SITTER WAS LATE. 681 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,174 - YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS DROP THEM AT MY PLACE. 682 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,842 COME ON. LET'S GO IN. 683 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,443 - OH, SHIT. - WHAT NOW? 684 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:12,945 - AH, MY CELL PHONE. I MUST'VE LEFT IT IN THE CAR. 685 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,313 - CHRIST. - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GO IN. 686 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,183 I-I'LL FIND YOU. 687 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,886 - I'D BETTER WAIT FOR MEL. YOU GO. 688 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:29,128 - * WHEN IT'S SAID AND DONE * 689 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,064 * WHAT YOU NEED WILL COME * 690 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:36,268 * AND TIME WON'T LET ME * 691 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:40,372 * LET YOU LET ME WASTE IT THIS TIME * 692 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,074 * I CAN SEE THE FROWN YOU WEAR * 693 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:45,377 * ALL AROUND LIKE SOME FADED CROWN * 694 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,613 * LIKE A WATCH OVER-WOUND * 695 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:50,950 * GONNA CALL DOWN TO THIS DIAMOND BURIED UNDERGROUND * 696 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,985 * GONNA PULL YOU UP BY YOUR LOVE * 697 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,220 * BY YOUR LOVE 698 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:56,522 - DO YOU THINK I COULD GET SOME WATER? 699 00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:02,962 - HEY, MICHAEL, COULD YOU DO ME A REALLY BIG FAVOR? 700 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,563 LEWIS IS KIND OF NERVOUS IN CROWDS, 701 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,165 AND I-I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM. 702 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,666 COULD YOU GET HIM SOME WATER? 703 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,135 - UH, SURE. 704 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,302 - AS LONG AS YOU'RE GOING, 705 00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:13,639 A CRANBERRY SPRITZER FOR ME? 706 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:16,408 - * MAY YOU SHINE 707 00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:19,245 * YOU CAN SHINE 708 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,147 - HI! - HI! 709 00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:25,918 - CRANBERRY AND SODA... 710 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:28,921 - * SHINE... 711 00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:38,130 [explosion, car alarm blaring] 712 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:40,332 - JESUS CHRIST. 713 00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,168 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 714 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:48,307 - THIS JUST IN, FROM WDBX NEWS. 715 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:51,543 THERE'S BEEN AN EXPLOSION AT BABYLON, A LOCAL GAY CLUB, 716 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,313 WHERE A POLITICAL FUNDRAISER WAS UNDERWAY TONIGHT. 717 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,548 AUTHORITIES FEAR THERE MAY BE MANY INJURIES, 718 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,284 POSSIBLY FATALITIES. 719 00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,551 POLICE SAY THERE'S NO WORD YET 720 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,153 AS TO THE CAUSE. - TURN AROUND. 721 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:03,155 [shouting, sirens wailing] 722 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:08,227 - LET'S GET THAT BARRIER UP. 723 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,229 - I WANT THIS WHOLE AREA BLOCKED OFF. 724 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,031 I WANT A CLEAR PATH FOR THE AMBULANCES. 725 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,565 CALL HYDRO... 726 00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:16,635 [man screaming] - STAND BACK BEHIND THE BARRIER. 727 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:19,605 [coughing and shouting] 728 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:53,539 - JENNIFER. JENNIFER! 729 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,341 JENNIFER. - OH, MY GOD. 730 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,143 - BRIAN, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE... - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 731 00:32:57,176 --> 00:33:01,113 - JUSTIN'S STILL IN THERE. YOU'VE GOT TO FIND HIM. 732 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,491 - WE NEED YOU TO LEAVE THE BUILDING. 733 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:16,128 EVERYONE WHO IS ABLE, PLEASE, 734 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:20,366 EXIT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 735 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:23,769 - JUSTIN! 736 00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:26,438 - THERE WILL BE NO RE-ENTERING. 737 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,407 - JUSTIN! - EVERYONE LEAVE 738 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,379 AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. TED. TED? 739 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:36,415 TED, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? - I DON'T KNOW. 740 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:42,321 - HAVE YOU SEEN JUSTIN? - [coughs] 741 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,424 - HE'S NOT BREATHING! SOMEBODY HELP ME! 742 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:47,426 [alarm blaring] 743 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:59,471 [shouting] 744 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,407 - OKAY, I STILL SEE SOME ACTIVITY BACK THERE. 745 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,209 [metal creaks] 746 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,411 - I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. WHERE'S THE DOOR? 747 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:09,481 I CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING DOOR! 748 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,417 - I'VE GOT A HEAVY BLEEDER RIGHT OVER HERE. 749 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:12,684 WE NEED A PARAMEDIC. - PLEASE! 750 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,486 THE FUCKING THING IS BURNING! 751 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,825 - ARE YOU HURT? - NO, JUST SOME SCRATCHES. 752 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,593 HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOTHER? - SHE'S OKAY. 753 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,329 SHE'S OUTSIDE. [coughs] 754 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,231 SHE'S LOOKING FOR YOU. - THERE YOU ARE, BABY. 755 00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:26,698 THANK GOD, I WAS WORRIED SICK. 756 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,701 - HAVE YOU SEEN MICHAEL? - EM? 757 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,770 - ALL RIGHT. TRY TO GIVE ME MORE HOSE. 758 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,705 - EMMETT! 759 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:36,442 - MAKE SURE IT'S OUT. 760 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,344 - LET'S JUST MAKE SOME ROOM HERE. 761 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:41,347 [chatter] 762 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,465 - COULD YOU HURRY, PLEASE? - DEB. DEB, 763 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:02,668 THEY'RE DOING THE BEST THEY CAN. 764 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,536 I'M--I'M RIDING WITH HIM. 765 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:05,604 I'M HIS PARTNER. I'M HIS PARTNER. 766 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:08,574 - OKAY. GET IN. HURRY. 767 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,211 - I HAVE TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL, CARL, PLEASE. 768 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,679 - I CAN'T LEAVE NOW. I'M ON DUTY. 769 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,747 UH, I'LL GET ONE OF THE BOYS TO TAKE YOU. 770 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:19,885 - I'LL TAKE YOU. I'LL TAKE YOU. 771 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:22,754 - COULD I GET SOME HELP HERE? [woman weeping] 772 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,224 - I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME. - WE'RE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 773 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:28,660 - I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. - LEWIS. LEWIS, WAIT. 774 00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:32,231 - WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU? 775 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:36,335 [heartbeat] 776 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:51,183 [overlapping shouting] 777 00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:54,920 - CARDIAC NEEDLE AND 500 CCs OF ADRENALINE. 778 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:56,655 - I CAN'T GET AN AIRWAY. 779 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:57,923 CAN I GET A HAND WITH THIS, PLEASE? 780 00:35:57,956 --> 00:35:59,458 - DEB, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN? 781 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,395 - TRIED THAT. DIDN'T WORK. 782 00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:05,597 - WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE OXYGEN MASKS. 783 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:06,798 - SORRY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO JUST PUT YOU 784 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,400 IN THE WAITING ROOM. 785 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,569 WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN. 786 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:13,672 - WHAT IF I LOSE HIM? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 787 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:15,574 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE HIM. 788 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:18,844 AND THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU, SO SIT DOWN. 789 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,546 - ALL RIGHT, I'VE ESTABLISHED AN AIRWAY. 790 00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,548 - HOW'S HIS BLOOD PRESSURE? 791 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:27,286 - I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT. 792 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:31,823 - EXCUSE ME, SIR, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 793 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,326 - WELL? 794 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,727 - HE'S LOST A LOT OF BLOOD. 795 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,229 BEFORE WE CAN DO ANYTHING, 796 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,697 HE'S GOING TO NEED A TRANSFUSION. 797 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:39,765 - WELL, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 798 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:40,899 WELL, HE'S AB-NEGATIVE. 799 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,368 WE'RE SHORT ON HIS TYPE, 800 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:45,371 SO WE'RE CHECKING OTHER HOSPITALS. 801 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,974 - OKAY, I'M O-NEGATIVE. 802 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,376 THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL DONOR, RIGHT? 803 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,977 - ARE YOU GAY? 804 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,779 - WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 805 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,514 - YOU KNOW WE CAN'T GIVE BLOOD BECAUSE OF HIV. 806 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,883 - I DON'T HAVE HIV. - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 807 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,851 GAYS ARE CONSIDERED TO BE TOO HIGH OF A RISK. 808 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,920 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE STRAIGHT STUDS AND BITCHES 809 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,722 WHO FUCK AROUND AND DON'T USE PROTECTION? 810 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,023 I MEAN, YOU'D TAKE THEIR BLOOD, RIGHT? 811 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,992 - IT'S AN FDA REGULATION. - BRIAN. 812 00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:08,994 - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 813 00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:10,862 LOOK-- - BRIAN, BRIAN, BRI... 814 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,365 - TAKE MY BLOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. 815 00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:14,666 - BRIAN. BRIAN. LOOK, YOU COULDN'T GIVE 816 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,236 EVEN IF YOU WERE STRAIGHT. YOU HAD CANCER. 817 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,042 - HE'S OKAY. HE'S OKAY. HE'S RIGHT DOWN THERE. 818 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,911 - DREW, CAN WE HAVE A STATEMENT? 819 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:28,414 SAM ROLLINS, CHANNEL 7 NEWS, HERE WITH DREW BOYD. 820 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,749 DREW, UM, HAVING JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, 821 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,818 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 822 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,520 ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT LOSING YOUR FANS NOW THAT YOU'RE GAY? 823 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,355 - RIGHT NOW I'M MORE CONCERNED 824 00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:37,889 ABOUT PEOPLE LOSING THEIR LIVES. 825 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,792 EMMETT! AH! 826 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:44,763 YOU OKAY? 827 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:45,931 - YEAH, A LITTLE SMOKE INHALATION. 828 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,566 I'LL LIVE. 829 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,568 - I'M SORRY I WASN'T HERE. 830 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,538 - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW. 831 00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,081 - WE STABILIZED THE BLOOD LOSS, 832 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,316 BUT THERE'S STILL INTERNAL BLEEDING 833 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,718 FROM A PUNCTURED SPLEEN, 834 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,721 SO WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY. 835 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,959 - WILL HE BE ALL RIGHT? 836 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:17,329 - WITH THIS AMOUNT OF BLOOD LOSS... 837 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,465 WE CAN ONLY HOPE FOR THE BEST. 838 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,073 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A MOMENT WITH HIM, 839 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,541 AND THEN WE NEED TO START PREPPING. 840 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:31,777 OKAY? 841 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,692 - YOU BETTER FUCKING COME THROUGH THIS, YOU LITTLE SHIT. 842 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,327 [crying] 843 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:10,048 - I'M AFRAID I WOKE HIM. 844 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,718 BUT I JUST... 845 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:15,654 NEEDED TO HOLD HIM. 846 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:18,023 - HE'LL GO BACK TO SLEEP. 847 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:23,862 - ARE YOU... 848 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,764 WHAT AN IDIOTIC QUESTION. 849 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:31,803 OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT ALL RIGHT. 850 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:36,007 HOW COULD ANYONE BE ALL RIGHT? 851 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:39,010 - JUST GRATEFUL. 852 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,046 GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE. 853 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:44,816 - AND THAT YOU FORGOT YOUR CELL PHONE. 854 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:49,187 - PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER BE ON TIME FOR ANYTHING. 855 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:54,693 - IF YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER REMEMBER A THING. 856 00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,667 I'LL PUT HIM BACK IN BED. 857 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,903 - [whimpers] 858 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:07,539 - LINZ? 859 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:21,687 PLEASE. 860 00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:08,634 [door opens and shuts] 861 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:36,662 - AS YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD CATHOLIC GIRL. 862 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,997 EVEN THOUGH WHEN IT COMES TO GAYS AND ABORTION, 863 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:42,033 I THINK THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT. 864 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:45,270 BUT STILL, I... 865 00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:48,306 I ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT GOD KNEW BEST 866 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:53,278 AND THERE WAS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING THAT HE DOES. 867 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:56,548 BUT, UM... 868 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:59,217 THIS TIME I'M NOT SO SURE WHY HE LET THIS HAPPEN 869 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:02,754 TO MICHAEL AND THE OTHERS. 870 00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:04,823 SO THIS TIME... 871 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,926 I'M NOT ASKING HIM. 872 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:10,295 I'M TELLING HIM... 873 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,263 TO SEE THAT MICHAEL GETS THROUGH THIS. 874 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:21,206 AND NOTICE I DIDN'T SAY, "MY SON MICHAEL." 875 00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:24,876 BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR ME. 876 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,716 IT'S FOR HIM. 877 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:48,700 YOU WANT TO SAY A PRAYER? 878 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,837 - NO. 879 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:57,075 [sighs] 880 00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,978 BUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, 881 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:04,683 YOU BETTER FUCKING LISTEN TO HER. 882 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:06,752 [clears throat] 883 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:13,692 - TAKE DOWN THOSE BARRIERS OVER THERE. 884 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,861 - JUST KEEP BREATHING DEEPLY. 885 00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:18,830 - DO YOU MIND IF I TELL PEOPLE CYNDI LAUPER SAVED MY LIFE? 886 00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:21,266 - NAH, YOU DO THAT. MY MANAGER WILL LOVE IT. 887 00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:32,010 [chatter of two-way radio] 888 00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:42,854 - IS MICHAEL GOING TO BE OKAY? 889 00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:45,090 - THEY DON'T KNOW. 890 00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:55,934 - WHEN I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED, I TRIED TO CALL YOU 891 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,403 ON YOUR CELL, BUT... 892 00:43:58,436 --> 00:44:00,638 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER. 893 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,146 - I WAS... 894 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:12,450 SO FUCKING SCARED. 895 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:16,021 ALL I COULD THINK WAS... 896 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:20,125 "PLEASE DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HIM." 897 00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:30,001 I LOVE YOU. 898 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,711 - OH. 899 00:44:39,745 --> 00:44:43,148 - I LOVE YOU. 900 00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,697 [siren wailing] 901 00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:12,377 [vehicle departing] 902 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,846 [static] 903 00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:25,456 [engine idling] 904 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,772 [siren wailing] 63797

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