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[theme music playing]

[chirping]

Shh. Be very, very quiet.

I'm bird-watching because I'm a proud member of BWAAA,

or Bird-watchers Alliance of America Association.

[laughs]

I'm here to spot the elusive blue-footed booby.

It's the only American bird I haven't seen in person,

and today might be the day.

What are you looking at, bright eyes?

[screams]

Well, if you must know, I'm bird-watching.

Then today's your lucky day, pal.

I'm a bird.

All you got to do is watch me.

Watch. Watch me. Watch this bird.

This bird, right here.

No, thanks.

I'm trying to watch for the blue-footed booby.

But why? You're bird-watching.

Aren't I a bird?

And I can get as close as you like, chum.

I'm here to watch rare elusive special birds.

You dull, dumb, dime-a-dozen ordinary duck.

-Now, scram. -[splash]

Dull? Dumb? Ordinary?

He couldn't mean that. No way.

[bird screeches]

I'm definitely a special bird.

Why, I'm beyond special. I'm an extraordinary bird.

And I'm gonna prove to that guy

that Daffy Duck is a bird worth watching.

Huh?

Wow.

What lustrous plumage.

This could be the bird I'm looking for.

-[wolf whistle] -[gasps]

You bet it is.

And you can do a whole lot more than look at me.

-Like what? -Like dancing.

Crazy, man. Crazy.

Crazy is one way to describe that duck.

Now, let's see what's over in this direction.

Whoa!

The blue-footed booby.

That's right, buddy.

He's the subject of my brand spanking new book

about overrated birds.

And any bird that's a published author

would have to be a pretty special

and worth-watching bird, wouldn't you agree?

Now, then.

Where were we?

Such poise. So special.

[growls]

To be, or not to be?

Can your blue booby really act like me?

[groans]

[glasses chime]

[exclaims]

Very flexible, right?

[gibbering]

[explosion]

And not a scratch on me.

[grunts]

Is this your card?

[yells] No, it's not my card!

I never had a card!

You never gave me a card!

Oh.

Would you like this card?

[growls]

[inhales]

[exhales]

Oh, all right.

You've convinced me. You are a very special bird.

You mean it?

Sure, sure. And you deserve to be watched.

In fact, I want to remember you so much,

I'm going to take a picture of you.

A picture?

Yes.

Now, if you could just scoot back

so I can get a good angle.

Anything you say, you flatterer, you.

A little more.

Oh, you almost got it.

One more scooch.

How's this?

[wails]

So long, you obnoxious duck.

Now that he's resting in peace, I can bird-watch in peace.

[laughs]

Maybe I'll see a blue booby if I blow my blue booby call.

[trombone plays]

A musically talented duck

is a bird worth watching and listening to.

That's enough.

When are you going to get it

through that bird brain of yours?

Nothing you could ever do will make me want to watch you.

N-N-N-Nothing?

Yes, nothing.

I don't care if I never see a boring duck again

for the rest of my life.

Well, I guess that's it, then.

I'm a big, worthless nothing.

[wailing]

That's right, cry. [scoffs]

Who needs all that duck drama?

What the... [gasps]

Oh, what luck!

I finally spotted a blue-footed booby.

[exclaims]

Hey, Daffy.

Oh, hey, Bob.

Say, what's the matter, Daffy?

Wait. You two know each other?

Daffy and me go way back.

What's wrong, buddy?

[sobs] This fella right here

said I wasn't special enough to watch.

Is that so?

Well, yeah, it is.

I guarantee you that

the Bird-watchers Alliance of America Association

don't care about a dull, ordinary, garden-variety duck.

Oh, we don't, do we?

You?

You're the president of BWAAA?

Yeah. And this is what we do to people who disrespect birds.

[groans]

[chirping]

Wow.

Look at all these special birds. [groans]

Aw, we didn't know you cared.

Mwah!

[gibbering]

[theme music playing]

[vocalizing "Camptown Races"]

[growls]

[barking]

Ah shut up!

[laughs]

Well, you just don't have the smarts, see?

The wet noodle, the intellectual facilities.

not compared to an educated chicken of my stature.

What you got there, boy?

I say, what are you doing?

Is that a peashooter?

[laughs] You missed me, son.

The only people using peashooters

are pea brains, you hear?

You got to look ahead.

You got to plan, boy.

Your problem is you aren't thinking two steps ahead,

unlike prominent folks like my...

One balloon, please.

Sorry, chum. All sold out.

But I promised my nephew I would get him one.

Please, please, is there anything you can do?

Well, if you really need a balloon,

there is one thing I can do.

What is that?

That'll be one dollar, please.

Oh, uh, certainly.

Let's see here.

It's got to be in here somewhere.

Oh! Found it.

[screams]

[theme music playing]

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