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[theme music playing]

[birds chirping]

Phew! Setting a camp is hard work.

Time to get some much needed rest and relaxation.

Peace, tranquility. Hardly a sound for miles around.

[drums beating]

Hmm, must be a woodpecker.

[laughs]

[drum beating]

A really annoying woodpecker.

[sighs] Hopefully they're finished pecking.

[drum beating fast]

Hey, that's no woodpecker.

What's making that noise?

Huh?

A duck playing drums?

Excuse me.

-Hey! Hey, duck! -[quacks]

Sorry, chum, didn't see ya there.

What's the trouble?

The trouble is your bongos are very loud and rather annoying.

I came to this serene landscape for rest and relaxation.

So can you please play somewhere else?

Sure thing, pal! It's no trouble at all.

Thank you.

[sighs in relief] Now that's more like it.

[drums beating]

[screams in anger]

Hey! I told you to play those drums somewhere else!

I am. I was over there and now I'm over here.

-Whoo-hoo! -No!

Just stop playing those drums.

All right, all right. No need to get your petunias in a twist.

Let's try this one more time.

[loud drum set playing]

[growls in anger]

What are you doing?

You said you would stop playing those drums!

And I did. These aren't those drums, these are these drums.

His percussion perception is pretty pathetic!

-Oh, I oughta... -What'd I do? What'd I do?

You keep playin' those loud, disagreeable drums!

-What's wrong with that? -It's annoying, and...

And what else?

-[jazzy drum beat playing] -And it's an unpleasant racket.

-And what else? -And it's irritating.

-What else? -And it's aggravating.

Go on...

-And it's infuriating. -Yeah?

-It's exasperating'. -Yeah.

-Flat out discombobulating! -Do it, Mack!

♪ And I'm stressed out at work So I head for the pines

♪ But this dumb drummin' duck is destroyin' my mind

♪ I wanna rest, wanna nap Wanna take a big snooze

♪ But this mad, manic mallard Keeps a-drumming the blues

♪ Tried to reason with the loon but he just won't stop

♪ He's polluting mother nature With that old bepop

♪ So lay off off the skins Stop pounding your kit

♪ 'Cause this syncopated rhythm is making me lose my... ♪

[growls] Mind!

Yeah, man! Go! Go! Whoo-hoo!

Oh! Stop making me scat!

Ew. You should really see a doctor about that.

[plays beat]

And that too!

[grunts]

[grunts]

There! [laughs]

Let's see that crazy duck play drums without a drum!

[yawns]

[smacks lips]

[growling]

[screams in anger]

Where'd he go? Drummy come out, come out, wherever you are!

[panting]

That duck is literally playing me like a drum.

Say... Maybe he needs to start playing to the beat of a different drum.

[cackles]

Oh, Tom-tom, Where'd you go?

Over here, Mr. Duck. I have a surprise for you.

A surprise? For me?

Yeah, I'm sorry I overreacted.

I wanted to make it right, so I got you these.

Wow-wee! All for me?

They say it's really loud.

Lotta bang for your buck.

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Thanks a million. A brand new drum set!

What a-what a palanthro-puss! Wh-Wha...

Wait a minute.

What's the big idea?

Uh, is something bomb? I mean, wrong?

I think you're trying to hurt me.

Oh, no, I would never...

You really expect me to play these drums...

Without a stool? That would totally mess with my lumbago.

Oh, right, right. How forgetful of me. Here.

One, two, three...

[laughs]

Now that he's resting in pieces,

I can have a nice, peaceful rest.

-[rock music playing] -What the...

Who needs drums when they give you one of these bad boys!

[playing guitar solo]

Rest and relaxation! Rest and relaxation! Rest and relaxation!

[theme music playing]

Hey, what's the big idea...

[screaming]

You miserable trickster! I'm gonna murder-lize you!

[screaming]

[bird chirping]

Dinner has finally landed.

Hi-yah!

[bird tweets]

Mother.

[crashes]

I can't keep this up!

What's the point of chasing birds, If they're just gonna fly away?

Am I even meant to eat birds?

Oh, just give me a sign!

[hammer knocking]

Hmm. "Bird Aviary. Open to public."

[birds chirping]

Bushels of birds in a giant cage that can't fly away?

It sounds too good to be true, which means it probably is.

Eh, what do I got to lose.

Whoa, mama!

-[birds chirping and tweeting] -[triumphant orchestral music playing]

[birds sing angelic choir]

Oh, what an amazing place.

It's like my very own bird buffet!

[chirps]

Ooh, I think I'll start with this chirpy little appetizer.

[grunts]

Hi-yah!

Did I get 'em?

Who can eat a Tu-can? I can.

[thuds]

[crashes]

Okay. I'm onto your little game.

Yoo-hoo!

Ha! You missed!

Uh, what're you staring at?

That's the one.

Drowsy, isolated and presumably delicious.

[flamenco music playing]

[growls]

This is not what I had in mind.

Well, hello.

Awk. Hello!

He's a plump one, isn't he?

Awk. He's a plump one, isn't he?

Hey, you some kinda smart alec?

Awk, you some kinda smart alec?

-Knock it off. -Knock it off.

-I'm serious! -I'm serious.

If you don't cut that out, I'll sock you right in the jaw.

If you don't cut that out, I'll sock myself right in the jaw.

[grunts in pain]

[parrot] Awk. [whistles]

Hmm. Woodpeckers are known for their oaky flavor.

I think I'll try a sample.

[gulps] Mm-mm! That hits the spot.

Oh, boy! Another woodpecker!

[munches]

Third's it is.

[munches]

Ah, sure. I can eat another one.

[munches]

Tasty, these snack-sized birds. But not terribly fill...

[knocking]

Eh?

Oh! I've had enough of this place. Aah!

I gotta get outta here. Where's the exit?

Ah-ha!

Well, I didn't get my dinner, but at least this day can't get any worse.

[screeching]

Oh, no!

Oh! Please don't hurt me!

I've had enough.

Oh, don't be scared, baby bird.

It's just dinner time.

Dinner? What are we having? Omelets?

[baby birds chirping]

My favorite! Oof!

Eat up, my babies. There's more where that came from.

[gulps]

Well, you know what they say...

If you can't eat 'em, join... [grunts]

[theme music playing]

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