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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:40,335 --> 00:00:43,002 It began in 6th grade. I was a C student, 4 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,418 pretending to study, when I was busy doodling. 5 00:00:46,627 --> 00:00:48,752 For instance, I was trying out signatures, 6 00:00:49,002 --> 00:00:52,252 while Mr. Chabut talked about the Ottoman Empire. 7 00:00:52,418 --> 00:00:53,543 I was a quiet pupil, 8 00:00:53,752 --> 00:00:55,210 no ambition. 9 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:56,377 Then she walked in. 10 00:00:57,293 --> 00:00:58,293 Children, 11 00:00:59,085 --> 00:01:00,877 this is Vanessa Bestel. 12 00:01:01,752 --> 00:01:03,627 She's from the United States. 13 00:01:04,210 --> 00:01:08,127 My name's Benjamin Rivière, age 11, and for the first time, 14 00:01:08,293 --> 00:01:09,502 I'm in love. 15 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:11,877 Vanessa and I knew 16 00:01:12,127 --> 00:01:13,918 it would be eternal love without divorce. 17 00:01:14,127 --> 00:01:15,918 You were leaving? 18 00:01:16,168 --> 00:01:17,752 It was clearer for me. 19 00:01:17,918 --> 00:01:19,502 I ordered a beer. 20 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:21,043 Rivière, 21 00:01:21,502 --> 00:01:23,210 what do you think you're doing? 22 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,460 To show we were made for each other, 23 00:01:27,585 --> 00:01:29,335 I'd need a strategy. 24 00:01:29,627 --> 00:01:31,543 Hey, Rivière! What comes first, 25 00:01:31,918 --> 00:01:34,043 your diploma or your puberty? 26 00:01:34,835 --> 00:01:37,085 In this case, it was escape. 27 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:38,793 No math! 28 00:01:40,293 --> 00:01:43,210 Or the photo-montage strategy, to be near 29 00:01:43,418 --> 00:01:44,418 the one you love 30 00:01:44,585 --> 00:01:46,543 without needing her consent. 31 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:48,668 That was a good strategy. 32 00:01:49,627 --> 00:01:52,002 No need to show it all. 33 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:56,335 Quit beating off with the Timotei! 34 00:01:56,918 --> 00:01:59,127 No more dermatologist! 35 00:02:00,293 --> 00:02:02,043 I didn't do anything! 36 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:04,460 In 9th grade I said: "To hell with it, 37 00:02:04,585 --> 00:02:06,377 "I'm the love tank, 38 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,460 "an unstoppable steamroller of passion," 39 00:02:08,585 --> 00:02:10,502 "I'd tell Vanessa everything." 40 00:02:10,835 --> 00:02:12,127 Hey, guys, 41 00:02:12,877 --> 00:02:13,918 Kurt Cobain is dead! 42 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:18,627 That's right, all because of that guy! 43 00:02:19,918 --> 00:02:22,293 Never mind: I've found the perfect quote, 44 00:02:22,918 --> 00:02:24,002 she won't resist. 45 00:02:25,585 --> 00:02:27,293 Fuck! 46 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:30,585 Too bad. 47 00:02:30,877 --> 00:02:32,793 Plus, I'm about to blow it. 48 00:02:33,002 --> 00:02:34,627 "Whatever I do, 49 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:36,502 "wherever I am, 50 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,252 "you're always near," 51 00:02:40,418 --> 00:02:41,460 "I think of you." 52 00:02:41,585 --> 00:02:44,502 Then she went back to the U.S. And that was it. 53 00:02:44,668 --> 00:02:46,543 RELATIONSHIP STATUS: IT'S COMPLICATED 54 00:02:50,585 --> 00:02:53,543 - Why not let yourself in? - You lost my key. 55 00:02:56,835 --> 00:02:59,002 I gotta tell you, right this second! 56 00:02:59,502 --> 00:03:01,502 - Right now! - What is it? 57 00:03:01,627 --> 00:03:03,502 I promised not to tell, 58 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:05,502 but I can't hold it in. 59 00:03:05,627 --> 00:03:07,460 - So can I tell you? - Of course. 60 00:03:07,627 --> 00:03:09,835 The office pitched in for a trip, anywhere, 61 00:03:10,043 --> 00:03:11,543 a hotel of our choice 62 00:03:11,752 --> 00:03:14,085 for our 10-day honeymoon... in Business Class! 63 00:03:15,418 --> 00:03:16,627 Holy shit! 64 00:03:17,168 --> 00:03:18,168 Let's look. 65 00:03:18,293 --> 00:03:21,627 Not now. I just spent 8 hours on the wedding of two morons. 66 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,502 So the computer's... 67 00:03:23,835 --> 00:03:25,543 We'll have a look later. 68 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:27,877 Well, okay. I dunno. 69 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:32,502 We could sit on the couch and talk about dumb stuff? 70 00:03:33,585 --> 00:03:34,918 Or on that pouf, 71 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:37,877 on top of your Dirty Laundry project. 72 00:03:38,127 --> 00:03:39,877 No, that's what I was doing: 73 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:41,543 putting away clothes. 74 00:03:41,752 --> 00:03:43,502 I'm sorting them out. 75 00:03:43,668 --> 00:03:47,543 Remember, I still live alone here. It's my mess. 76 00:03:49,377 --> 00:03:51,502 Let's go and join the others. 77 00:03:51,627 --> 00:03:54,793 If we stay here, we'll only discuss the preparations. 78 00:03:55,043 --> 00:03:57,585 That's true, since it's 2 weeks away. 79 00:03:57,752 --> 00:04:00,252 Can I use my "cop out" card tonight? 80 00:04:02,127 --> 00:04:04,127 You're such a pain! 81 00:04:05,543 --> 00:04:06,543 Gift from my lady! 82 00:04:06,793 --> 00:04:08,335 What is it? 83 00:04:08,502 --> 00:04:10,877 - Yeah, it's awesome. - Really nice. 84 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,210 That's that. 85 00:04:13,418 --> 00:04:15,877 You didn't call back my guy, losers! 86 00:04:16,085 --> 00:04:16,877 What guy? 87 00:04:17,085 --> 00:04:19,418 Claude Champagne, my awesome DJ pal. 88 00:04:19,543 --> 00:04:21,460 He's mixing nearby, check him out. 89 00:04:21,585 --> 00:04:22,668 For real? Claude Champagne? 90 00:04:22,835 --> 00:04:24,502 Who cares! He's fit! 91 00:04:24,668 --> 00:04:27,210 We can't hire every guy you want to bang! 92 00:04:27,377 --> 00:04:29,668 It's a wedding. They're on a budget. 93 00:04:29,835 --> 00:04:32,168 But his name is Claude Champagne! 94 00:04:32,918 --> 00:04:33,752 That's true. 95 00:04:33,918 --> 00:04:37,085 They have an awesome best man, they can't have everybody. 96 00:04:37,252 --> 00:04:39,210 They pay you on top of it? 97 00:04:39,502 --> 00:04:40,752 No, but given the speech 98 00:04:41,002 --> 00:04:43,752 I'm writing, I deserve to be. 99 00:04:44,127 --> 00:04:45,918 Why'd you choose Jérémie again? 100 00:04:46,502 --> 00:04:49,543 Isn't "best man" supposed to be "best" friend? 101 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:54,668 I mean Jérémie wouldn't get Ben's coffee. 102 00:04:55,335 --> 00:04:57,502 Last time I got him toilet paper. 103 00:04:57,668 --> 00:04:58,835 You were right there. 104 00:04:59,085 --> 00:05:00,085 I download his series. 105 00:05:00,627 --> 00:05:02,418 All slackers do it, but not him. 106 00:05:02,585 --> 00:05:04,043 You do it anyway. 107 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:07,377 You managed to bust my chops in a flash. 108 00:05:08,043 --> 00:05:09,502 I'll get us drinks. 109 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:14,835 Rivière! 110 00:05:16,835 --> 00:05:18,418 You in a trendy bar? 111 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:19,585 Hey, Sylvain! 112 00:05:19,668 --> 00:05:21,585 A hug, man! 113 00:05:22,752 --> 00:05:24,543 - How's it going? - Great. 114 00:05:25,627 --> 00:05:27,460 How long's it been? 10 years? 115 00:05:28,043 --> 00:05:31,502 Only 2. I ran into you at Dunkin' Donuts. 116 00:05:32,502 --> 00:05:34,377 You had a special. 117 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,210 You rushed off to meet an African diplomat 118 00:05:37,418 --> 00:05:39,460 about some oilfield. 119 00:05:39,627 --> 00:05:40,627 Did it work out? 120 00:05:40,668 --> 00:05:42,502 Oh yeah! Sure... No. 121 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:45,127 Look, Sylvain, I gotta run. 122 00:05:45,335 --> 00:05:48,043 I'm off to Singapore in half an hour. 123 00:05:48,252 --> 00:05:51,293 You split when I have something to tell you. 124 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,460 Too bad. 125 00:05:53,543 --> 00:05:54,710 What is it? 126 00:05:56,543 --> 00:05:59,543 You're not gonna believe this. 127 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,210 What is it? 128 00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:04,710 What could I tell you right now, 129 00:06:04,877 --> 00:06:08,002 directos los chicanos, that'd blow you away? 130 00:06:09,418 --> 00:06:12,252 I dunno. This is out of the blue. 131 00:06:12,418 --> 00:06:14,085 I'll make it simple. 132 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:17,710 Who walked in my office and asked for a loan no later 133 00:06:17,918 --> 00:06:19,252 than yesterday? 134 00:06:21,627 --> 00:06:22,627 Bruce Willis. 135 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,377 No, someone real. 136 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:28,710 How the hell should I know? I really gotta make tracks. 137 00:06:29,335 --> 00:06:30,335 Bestel. 138 00:06:31,627 --> 00:06:33,377 Vanessa Bestel himself. Yes, ma'am! 139 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:39,168 Vanessa Bestel, the USA's hottest ass. 140 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,043 Vanessa Bestel and her million-dollar babyfeeders, 141 00:06:44,252 --> 00:06:46,043 the prettiest girl we ever knew. 142 00:06:47,168 --> 00:06:50,002 - Is anyone home? - I don't see who you mean. 143 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,293 She'll be here in a sec! 144 00:06:52,502 --> 00:06:54,002 - Here? - Yes, here. 145 00:06:54,168 --> 00:06:55,627 - It can't be. - Yes, it can! 146 00:06:55,835 --> 00:06:57,460 My dogs are waiting. 147 00:06:58,752 --> 00:06:59,752 I gotta go. 148 00:07:00,335 --> 00:07:01,502 For your information, 149 00:07:01,668 --> 00:07:04,460 she just got dumped and is moving back to Paris. 150 00:07:04,627 --> 00:07:05,627 Do as you like. 151 00:07:05,668 --> 00:07:08,752 If you've got something going on, good for you, 152 00:07:08,918 --> 00:07:10,252 don't say I didn't tell you. 153 00:07:10,502 --> 00:07:12,502 If you've got stuff to do, 154 00:07:12,835 --> 00:07:14,168 have fun. 155 00:07:14,627 --> 00:07:16,418 You can't say I didn't tell you. 156 00:07:17,502 --> 00:07:18,752 Why am I hearing this? 157 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:21,252 Why? 158 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:24,252 15 years later, for the first time, 159 00:07:24,502 --> 00:07:26,502 you, Benjamin Rivière, 160 00:07:26,752 --> 00:07:28,293 a C student, 161 00:07:28,502 --> 00:07:31,418 can consider Vanessa as a life plan. 162 00:07:33,418 --> 00:07:37,085 Well, folks, looks like I have an audience. 163 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,502 Let's head out. It's moron night. 164 00:07:42,627 --> 00:07:43,627 What? 165 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:46,377 The vibe's gone, and when it's gone, 166 00:07:46,502 --> 00:07:48,168 it's gone, so let's split. 167 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,877 Can't we have one drink here? 168 00:07:50,085 --> 00:07:53,418 Your fashion blogger pal wants to have a drink with us. 169 00:07:53,543 --> 00:07:55,627 She'll be here after a tweet. 170 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:58,793 So we're outta here, now! 171 00:07:59,168 --> 00:08:02,043 There's a bash nearby. 172 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:03,668 Good idea. 173 00:08:03,877 --> 00:08:05,335 We can dance, too. 174 00:08:05,502 --> 00:08:07,502 Dancing's fun, we never dance. 175 00:08:07,752 --> 00:08:10,585 Gimme a cig, please. 176 00:08:10,877 --> 00:08:12,668 It gets the gunk out. 177 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:17,002 So we hit a party at 10:30, smoking cigs? 178 00:08:17,752 --> 00:08:19,168 We never do that. 179 00:08:34,293 --> 00:08:35,543 You okay? 180 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:36,710 Then let's go. 181 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,460 Go on, man, we're loving it! 182 00:08:56,585 --> 00:08:58,585 - Looks like fun. - You're doing a good job. 183 00:08:58,752 --> 00:08:59,877 Wanna join us? 184 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,293 No. Back off! 185 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:18,002 Quit sobbing, it's your kid. 186 00:09:20,002 --> 00:09:21,002 It's your kid. 187 00:09:42,585 --> 00:09:44,085 Morning! 188 00:09:44,252 --> 00:09:45,710 How are you, darling? 189 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:46,877 Fine. 190 00:10:07,043 --> 00:10:08,168 What? 191 00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:11,377 Soy milk, that's what. 192 00:10:12,168 --> 00:10:13,793 It'll bring this world down, 193 00:10:14,252 --> 00:10:15,460 this soy. 194 00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:19,043 And Styrofoam, of course. 195 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:21,585 Do they know what's good about it? 196 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:24,043 Not the taste, that's for sure... 197 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,918 No surprises at least. 198 00:10:31,418 --> 00:10:34,335 I'm meeting Vanessa Friday. Man up and join us at the pool. 199 00:10:34,502 --> 00:10:35,502 Who is it? 200 00:10:38,127 --> 00:10:41,585 That old high school friend who keeps bugging me... 201 00:10:41,752 --> 00:10:45,210 He just moved back to Paris and he's lost, 202 00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:48,168 he wants to get together this week. 203 00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:49,877 Want me to come? 204 00:10:51,877 --> 00:10:54,127 Forget it. He's a real creep. 205 00:10:54,293 --> 00:10:56,002 I'm not even sure I'll go. 206 00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:59,502 And I think we've got stuff to do this week, 207 00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:01,335 important stuff, 208 00:11:01,502 --> 00:11:03,543 rather than deal with him. 209 00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:09,210 You can be nice to him. 210 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,335 Go see him for a few minutes. 211 00:11:12,918 --> 00:11:13,918 So you say I go? 212 00:11:14,293 --> 00:11:16,460 Why are we even discussing it? 213 00:11:21,502 --> 00:11:23,918 That goes for here, too! 214 00:11:24,168 --> 00:11:26,293 I told you: That's your lane, 215 00:11:26,502 --> 00:11:28,418 this is mine, okay? 216 00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:29,918 Now beat it. 217 00:11:33,252 --> 00:11:34,877 Don't piss in the water again. 218 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,002 I feel it, it's warmer! 219 00:11:38,168 --> 00:11:39,168 Sylvain... 220 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:41,668 Coolio! 221 00:11:42,127 --> 00:11:43,877 Check this out! 222 00:11:44,877 --> 00:11:46,543 Neoprene, man. 223 00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:48,085 The future. 224 00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:50,085 My tribute to The Big Blue. 225 00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:54,543 What was Jean Reno's name? 226 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:56,502 - Enzo. - Exactly! 227 00:11:57,043 --> 00:11:59,335 And Eric Serra, My Lady Blue. 228 00:11:59,627 --> 00:12:01,387 - The good old days. - Okay, thanks, Sylvain! 229 00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:02,543 What happened? 230 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:05,002 Nothing crazy. I'll explain. 231 00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:06,502 Why out here? 232 00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:09,335 It's nicer than the office. Look. 233 00:12:09,502 --> 00:12:11,127 Prettier colleagues. 234 00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,835 Is Vanessa really coming out here? 235 00:12:14,085 --> 00:12:15,627 Remember my promise 236 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,127 when Aymeric locked us in the garbage room? 237 00:12:20,168 --> 00:12:22,793 I said I'd fix you up with her. 238 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,002 With Vanessa? 239 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,502 That was 15 years ago. 240 00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:31,627 Then happy birthday, baby. Here she is. 241 00:13:02,502 --> 00:13:04,002 What a whore! 242 00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:37,752 Hi, Vaness', 243 00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:40,502 all for the best in your nice little world? 244 00:13:40,668 --> 00:13:42,002 Sorry, 245 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:44,502 I was held up at the restaurant. Can't stay long. 246 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:48,293 Sorry about yesterday. But you went overboard. 247 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,835 Don't worry, I understand. It's the jetlag, 248 00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:54,710 you thought I was hitting on you. No problemo! 249 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:58,085 I've brought you... Benjamin Rivière, the man! 250 00:13:58,502 --> 00:14:01,668 Class delegate 4 times in a row. 251 00:14:01,877 --> 00:14:04,585 Incidentally, a great guy and my best buddy. 252 00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:07,335 100% Capricorn, go for it. Pure velvet, the best. 253 00:14:07,502 --> 00:14:10,043 Hi, Vaness'. Amazing to meet again. 254 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,502 Sylvain told me a lot about you. 255 00:14:14,668 --> 00:14:15,918 Remember him now? 256 00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:18,502 So, what do I have to sign? 257 00:14:18,752 --> 00:14:20,377 Why bring me out here for that? 258 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:23,210 Beats being shut up in an office. 259 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:26,627 I've got the papers, let's go over there. 260 00:14:27,252 --> 00:14:29,460 Give me a hand, I'm on business, 261 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,127 grab my stuff before someone swipes it. 262 00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:33,752 - Thieves here? - Sure there are. 263 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,252 Remember at the school pool, 264 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,210 if we forgot our things we lost 3 points. 265 00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:46,418 Like now, you lose 3 points. 266 00:14:46,877 --> 00:14:48,835 And a note to your parents! 267 00:14:58,293 --> 00:15:01,502 Once I didn't have my things and I lost 3 points. 268 00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:05,668 But it was Aymeric Leguennec, you went out with him, 269 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:08,752 who'd hidden them in a locker. 270 00:15:09,335 --> 00:15:10,835 I hadn't forgotten them. 271 00:15:11,585 --> 00:15:13,460 Aymeric Leguennec! 272 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,377 A blast from the past! 273 00:15:25,127 --> 00:15:27,668 So, Vanessa, you're up and running, 274 00:15:27,877 --> 00:15:30,918 out to take the capital. Back in Paris 15 years later 275 00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:34,793 and starting over, waitress in Paris! 276 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,877 No, I'm opening my own restaurant. 277 00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:42,002 Your restaurant! 278 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,460 Daily special... 279 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:50,627 Meal tickets... 280 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:53,043 So what do you do? 281 00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:55,293 I make wedding movies. 282 00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:58,002 Wedding movies! 283 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:00,835 How funny. 284 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,543 Really? 285 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,877 If you get married, you're sure to do something great! 286 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:13,043 Smoothies: Coco-banana for Beauty, raspberry for the Beast 287 00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:14,752 of Sex! 288 00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:17,210 And for swimming fans, 289 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,668 it's lane 4, and now! 290 00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:22,627 Gangway, Tarzan! 291 00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:26,335 Juliette. Missed call 292 00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:29,168 I am fond of him though. 293 00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:31,418 Me too, I love him. 294 00:16:31,543 --> 00:16:34,710 But I have to go, Vanessa. I'm in a rush. 295 00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,335 Me, too. 296 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:44,543 Something wrong? 297 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:47,168 It's clogged. 298 00:16:48,585 --> 00:16:50,002 Use my straw. 299 00:16:52,002 --> 00:16:53,335 No thanks. 300 00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:55,793 I'm allergic. 301 00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:01,835 I'll get out here. 302 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,460 My restaurant's around the corner. 303 00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:05,918 Here, on the right. Great. 304 00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:08,668 - Yeah, we're neighbors. - That's nice. 305 00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:11,127 Ciao. Thanks again. 306 00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:12,335 So long. 307 00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:14,668 Ciao. Hang on! Ben! 308 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,502 Your number. 309 00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:22,585 I'm home! 310 00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:27,502 I found these on the ground. 311 00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:29,210 I figured... 312 00:17:29,627 --> 00:17:31,460 may as well pick 'em up. 313 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:35,793 So your pal wasn't such a pain. 314 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:39,543 Actually, no. 315 00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:42,877 We fucked all afternoon, I tore him apart! 316 00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:45,627 Even when you screw up, you make jokes. 317 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:49,168 You said I was sexy when I screwed up. 318 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,835 Yeah, well... 319 00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:53,377 To bed, Biarritz tomorrow! 320 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,002 I'd forgotten the 10-foot dogs. 321 00:18:58,335 --> 00:19:00,168 Watch yourself, sonny. 322 00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:01,877 They're fighting tigers. 323 00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:04,502 Oh, Dad, you know he's scared of dogs. 324 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:06,627 Okay, but they're like sons to me. 325 00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:10,168 He'd better learn to like his future in-laws! 326 00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:16,002 You're stealing my only daughter. 327 00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:18,710 So I see my dogs devouring you. 328 00:19:18,877 --> 00:19:21,043 What loving father wouldn't? 329 00:19:22,002 --> 00:19:23,418 Nice shirt. 330 00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:25,460 Into my arms, the two of you. 331 00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:27,335 I'm so happy to see you. 332 00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:30,085 I got tendonitis preparing your wedding, 333 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,460 right up to my shoulder. 334 00:19:33,627 --> 00:19:34,627 It's excruciating! 335 00:19:34,752 --> 00:19:37,085 Okay otherwise? Need a hand? 336 00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:39,210 It's coming along nicely. 337 00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:42,127 First piece of news: 338 00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:46,168 Magalie isn't coming. 339 00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:48,335 She left me last night. 340 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,877 I'd just got her a pair of Adidas. 341 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,293 She loves them. 342 00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:55,710 It's tough, but we said we'd try... 343 00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:57,168 Not to talk about it. 344 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:00,627 So... 345 00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:04,668 for the lawn, the first good news 346 00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:06,502 just came in: 347 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,043 Pierre-Luc agreed 348 00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:11,627 to mow the lawn Monday. That's checked off. 349 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,752 Okay. So the lawn's taken care of. 350 00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:16,918 Next, Ben-Ben, the music? 351 00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:19,502 I'm waiting for a callback. 352 00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:21,710 If not, there's Noémie Grondin. 353 00:20:23,668 --> 00:20:25,752 She's a carnie's daughter, 354 00:20:26,002 --> 00:20:28,710 they have a sound system, she'll fucking rock it, man! 355 00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:32,585 Does that suit you? 356 00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:35,543 Just fine. 357 00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:39,127 - What about my guy? - We've gotta settle this. 358 00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:40,335 Apart from that, 359 00:20:40,502 --> 00:20:42,835 the major pain is the buffet. 360 00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,168 Magalie was to do it. 361 00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:47,085 Sorry, but that's the bummer. 362 00:20:48,502 --> 00:20:49,877 Goddam! 363 00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:52,668 Why'd I give her those sneakers? 364 00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:55,793 I'm not up to snuff. 365 00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:59,335 I blew my two marriages and now yours. 366 00:20:59,502 --> 00:21:01,585 You haven't blown a thing, Dad! 367 00:21:01,918 --> 00:21:04,918 I'll find us a caterer, and that's that. 368 00:21:05,127 --> 00:21:07,877 We haven't paid for anything yet. 369 00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:10,085 You can't do everything. 370 00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:13,710 All you've done so far is perfect. 371 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,460 Right, Ben? 372 00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:17,668 Yeah, absolutely. 373 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:19,835 Thanks, sweetie. 374 00:21:21,502 --> 00:21:24,877 I thought I'd break down. We're not sissies, right? 375 00:21:25,877 --> 00:21:27,377 Certainly not! 376 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,668 Follow me. 377 00:21:31,085 --> 00:21:33,752 Stay there. This is between men. 378 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,668 I'm not supposed to show you, so keep mum. 379 00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:40,918 Rather than an envelope... 380 00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:44,127 I was going to give you over 7,000 euros. 381 00:21:44,543 --> 00:21:47,002 I thought of a gift that was more 382 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,085 personal. 383 00:21:49,502 --> 00:21:53,710 The message of this painting is: in marriage you become One. 384 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,668 I took the liberty of imagining your penis. 385 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:05,168 I wasn't sure about the size. 386 00:22:06,543 --> 00:22:09,002 I gave you a nice pair of rocks. 387 00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:14,502 Attention: it's the missus. 388 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,710 Yes, darling. Yes, I'm sorry. 389 00:22:18,418 --> 00:22:20,168 I didn't mean it either. 390 00:22:20,377 --> 00:22:25,293 No, I won't chain you to my bumper and drag you around the car park. 391 00:22:25,502 --> 00:22:27,377 We're not cowboys! 392 00:22:27,668 --> 00:22:28,835 Did you try them on? 393 00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:30,710 Your toes don't touch? See. 394 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,793 I knew they wouldn't touch. 395 00:22:36,585 --> 00:22:38,043 See you later. 396 00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:43,085 Magalie's coming back. 397 00:22:45,335 --> 00:22:48,502 Funny, I always knew she would. 398 00:22:48,877 --> 00:22:50,377 Really? 399 00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:53,252 Funny, isn't it? 400 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:56,085 Damn! 401 00:22:56,252 --> 00:22:58,502 It does wonders, I'm so happy! 402 00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:02,793 So everything's in place: you've got your buffet! 403 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:08,502 Don't tell Juliette. It's a surprise! 404 00:23:08,668 --> 00:23:11,543 Magalie's wild about Viking culture. 405 00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:16,293 She and her sister are going to fix a Viking wedding buffet. 406 00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:19,043 Meaning? 407 00:23:19,210 --> 00:23:21,377 All kinds of Viking food: 408 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:26,085 hydromel, wild game galore, 409 00:23:26,502 --> 00:23:30,085 sparrowhawk and other vultures. Viking! 410 00:23:30,293 --> 00:23:32,210 And it'll give you a theme. 411 00:23:32,502 --> 00:23:37,127 You don't have to lift a finger, everything's done for you. Lucky guy! 412 00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:43,418 A Viking buffet is weird. 413 00:23:43,543 --> 00:23:46,293 He says we'll eat vultures and stuff. 414 00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:49,252 Let him handle it. It makes him happy. 415 00:23:49,585 --> 00:23:51,710 I'll deal with his buffet madness. 416 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,918 You just see to 417 00:23:54,127 --> 00:23:56,043 the last-minute stuff. 418 00:23:56,210 --> 00:23:59,002 In your spare time. 419 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,710 There's the list. 420 00:24:01,252 --> 00:24:04,502 Even if you only do 15%, that's a start. 421 00:24:04,793 --> 00:24:05,793 Okay? 422 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:10,085 40%, even. I've thought of a few things myself. 423 00:24:16,502 --> 00:24:18,502 Hey, Ben, let's meet up. Hugs. V. 424 00:24:18,627 --> 00:24:20,127 I love you. 425 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:21,627 Love you... 426 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,793 I left 40 euros for Veronica. She comes at 11:30. 427 00:24:25,002 --> 00:24:26,418 Don't take it this time. 428 00:24:26,543 --> 00:24:27,918 Don't be silly! 429 00:24:28,543 --> 00:24:31,210 Hi, gorgeous, it's Pierre-Ange. 430 00:24:32,043 --> 00:24:34,293 I want to see you happy, Juliette. 431 00:24:34,543 --> 00:24:35,543 You make a fine couple. 432 00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:38,085 Before fading from your mind, 433 00:24:38,252 --> 00:24:41,377 I'll read this passage from Henry Miller's Sexus. 434 00:24:42,835 --> 00:24:46,293 "I took it out a moment, 435 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:49,127 "to cool it off. 436 00:24:49,627 --> 00:24:51,835 "She put her hand in the puddle 437 00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:55,585 "and sprinkled it with a few drops. Marvelous." 438 00:24:57,418 --> 00:25:01,585 "She was on her hands and knees, begging for it assways. 439 00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:03,752 - "On all fours..." - All fours! 440 00:25:06,585 --> 00:25:09,252 He's got some nerve! 441 00:25:10,085 --> 00:25:11,252 Trying to pinch my girl? 442 00:25:13,543 --> 00:25:15,085 He's out of his mind! 443 00:25:16,835 --> 00:25:18,585 You're lucky. 444 00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:23,710 Yes, Vanessa. 445 00:25:24,418 --> 00:25:27,252 Here I set up a long table, 446 00:25:27,418 --> 00:25:30,002 for a sort of canteen vibe 447 00:25:30,168 --> 00:25:33,043 so people will sit and get acquainted. 448 00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:34,293 It's in fashion. 449 00:25:34,502 --> 00:25:36,293 Just one sec. 450 00:26:00,252 --> 00:26:01,252 What? 451 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:04,085 I love Mr. Pretzel! You do that? 452 00:26:06,377 --> 00:26:09,585 I put it up to hide an ugly hole. 453 00:26:09,752 --> 00:26:12,502 - I'll take it down later. - No, don't! 454 00:26:13,293 --> 00:26:14,877 I thought it was there on purpose. 455 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:17,127 Like Mr. Pretzel's the boss. 456 00:26:18,793 --> 00:26:20,377 I need a break. 457 00:26:20,543 --> 00:26:22,377 - Wanna do something with me? - Sure. 458 00:26:39,918 --> 00:26:42,002 "Herd in the Storm." 459 00:26:47,543 --> 00:26:50,127 Stand in front of that. I'll take a picture. 460 00:26:50,502 --> 00:26:52,252 That one? 461 00:27:00,627 --> 00:27:02,377 Do something cool! 462 00:27:03,168 --> 00:27:04,460 Cooler. 463 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:09,002 Perfect. 464 00:27:09,585 --> 00:27:11,168 Your turn. 465 00:27:11,335 --> 00:27:14,418 Stand in front of "Herd in the Storm." See what it's like. 466 00:28:13,252 --> 00:28:15,418 I really like what you do. 467 00:28:15,543 --> 00:28:17,085 Your body and all that 468 00:28:17,252 --> 00:28:20,502 in this space. It's fluid, it breathes. 469 00:28:21,002 --> 00:28:22,668 It reminds me 470 00:28:23,085 --> 00:28:25,502 of a wave. Yes, a great big wave. 471 00:28:26,168 --> 00:28:28,377 Makes me want to surf again. 472 00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:33,585 I own a gallery. I have 3 paintings in this show. 473 00:28:38,293 --> 00:28:39,585 Hear that? 474 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:43,752 Hear that music? 475 00:28:45,210 --> 00:28:49,043 It's barely perceptible, but it's the music of life. 476 00:28:49,918 --> 00:28:52,210 And I love life. What about you? 477 00:28:54,502 --> 00:28:55,918 It's wild, isn't it? 478 00:28:56,127 --> 00:28:58,460 Unexpected. Then bam, here we are. 479 00:28:58,585 --> 00:29:01,210 And suddenly, it's obvious. 480 00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:03,085 Here's my card. 481 00:29:03,793 --> 00:29:05,918 With all you need on it. Please... 482 00:29:06,293 --> 00:29:07,835 don't lose it. 483 00:29:08,752 --> 00:29:10,168 Just once... 484 00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:14,210 I almost forgot: 485 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:17,627 I'm a musician, too. I have a guitar at home. 486 00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:23,585 What was that about? 487 00:29:23,835 --> 00:29:26,627 In his moronic mind I couldn't be your boyfriend! 488 00:29:26,793 --> 00:29:28,127 I was your little brother. 489 00:29:28,293 --> 00:29:31,002 Cut it out, Ben. Who cares! 490 00:29:31,168 --> 00:29:34,377 I prefer a guy like you hitting on me 491 00:29:34,502 --> 00:29:37,335 to a bonehead like him. 492 00:29:37,627 --> 00:29:39,627 Tell that to my junior high years, 493 00:29:39,793 --> 00:29:42,085 because talk about a desert! 494 00:29:43,252 --> 00:29:47,043 I don't understand your fixation with that time. 495 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:50,043 To me it's so far away. 496 00:29:50,502 --> 00:29:52,502 We're no longer in school. 497 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:57,002 Can I ask you something? 498 00:29:58,293 --> 00:30:00,752 Could you do a film for my restaurant? 499 00:30:01,293 --> 00:30:02,793 To put on Facebook. 500 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:04,627 Hang on, say that again. 501 00:30:10,502 --> 00:30:12,335 It's funny the way you say it. 502 00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:14,835 In France, it's more like Facebuke. 503 00:30:16,127 --> 00:30:18,460 You can never be serious, can you? 504 00:30:18,835 --> 00:30:22,002 So, will you make me a little film? 505 00:30:24,252 --> 00:30:26,168 And you'll find it "amazing"! 506 00:30:26,627 --> 00:30:27,627 What? 507 00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:30,627 I'm disappointed you haven't said it yet. 508 00:30:30,835 --> 00:30:31,877 Americans always say it. 509 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:39,752 - True, we say it a lot. - Thanks. 510 00:30:40,627 --> 00:30:41,793 You coming tomorrow? 511 00:30:42,377 --> 00:30:44,585 - What's happening? - Sylvain's party. 512 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:48,710 Oh, right. He has one every year... 513 00:30:48,918 --> 00:30:51,460 I never go. It's creepier than Six Feet Under. 514 00:30:51,627 --> 00:30:54,585 So what? We'll go together and have a laugh. 515 00:30:59,627 --> 00:31:01,460 I'm off. 516 00:31:01,585 --> 00:31:05,210 I just want to say one serious thing: 517 00:31:06,502 --> 00:31:07,627 Thanks. 518 00:31:08,002 --> 00:31:10,002 I spent a very cool afternoon. 519 00:32:21,835 --> 00:32:23,043 This is really fun. 520 00:32:35,252 --> 00:32:37,252 Your shower's getting worse. 521 00:32:37,418 --> 00:32:39,502 When will you give up this place? 522 00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:43,293 It's my father's apartment. 523 00:32:49,585 --> 00:32:51,877 You get the stuff done on the list? 524 00:32:57,585 --> 00:32:58,918 What? 525 00:32:59,502 --> 00:33:01,252 Christ, Ben, you're a pain! 526 00:33:01,668 --> 00:33:03,085 It's your wedding, too. 527 00:33:03,293 --> 00:33:05,502 What've you been doing? 528 00:33:07,043 --> 00:33:08,252 What'd I do all day? 529 00:33:09,252 --> 00:33:11,752 Wrong question. I got a contract, so there. 530 00:33:12,002 --> 00:33:14,752 That means I'll do it tomorrow. 531 00:33:14,918 --> 00:33:17,835 But I have to justify myself, 'coz I'm a loser 532 00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:19,585 who doesn't deliver. 533 00:33:19,793 --> 00:33:22,043 Give your list to P-A. 534 00:33:22,377 --> 00:33:24,918 - He'll deliver. - What's he got to do with it? 535 00:33:25,377 --> 00:33:26,543 Yeah, yeah. 536 00:33:28,377 --> 00:33:29,502 Don't worry. 537 00:33:30,293 --> 00:33:32,043 I saw his smutty poem on Facebook. 538 00:33:34,168 --> 00:33:37,002 It's so lousy I was gonna show you. 539 00:33:37,252 --> 00:33:40,585 See, you're embarrassed. Right, the nervous laugh. 540 00:33:41,043 --> 00:33:43,835 He's just a poor lonesome soul, so I like him. 541 00:33:45,293 --> 00:33:46,543 Since when do you snoop? 542 00:33:46,752 --> 00:33:49,085 Since a guy you seem to like 543 00:33:49,252 --> 00:33:52,252 started posting sick stuff on your Facebook. 544 00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,877 If I see him, I'll beat him to a pulp. 545 00:33:58,335 --> 00:33:59,585 You bet. 546 00:34:02,335 --> 00:34:03,377 Sure. 547 00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:04,835 You know me. 548 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,543 You know I'm not like that. 549 00:34:08,127 --> 00:34:10,918 You have a problem with him. Don't turn it around. 550 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:13,752 I was about to call him. 551 00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:16,377 - Oh yeah? - I was going to call him. 552 00:34:16,627 --> 00:34:18,668 - And so? - I didn't. 553 00:34:19,168 --> 00:34:22,335 There's a reason. Don't try and get out of it. 554 00:34:22,502 --> 00:34:23,502 I was going to, 555 00:34:23,668 --> 00:34:25,377 but I considered the consequences. 556 00:34:25,543 --> 00:34:28,002 I'm not just irresponsible. 557 00:34:28,210 --> 00:34:29,835 The guy's your boss, 558 00:34:30,043 --> 00:34:32,168 so it could get you in trouble. 559 00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:34,668 So I hung up. Sorry for thinking first. 560 00:34:36,043 --> 00:34:37,085 Sorry. 561 00:34:37,793 --> 00:34:40,252 You think too much these days. 562 00:34:41,835 --> 00:34:43,293 Tomorrow you do it? 563 00:34:46,002 --> 00:34:48,168 Want anything? 564 00:34:52,335 --> 00:34:54,127 How would you beat him up? 565 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,502 Like this, with your little muscles? 566 00:34:57,460 --> 00:34:58,460 My little muscles? 567 00:34:58,543 --> 00:34:59,668 A little kick? 568 00:34:59,835 --> 00:35:02,210 Little means nothing. 569 00:35:02,418 --> 00:35:06,085 Not at all. It's the thrust of the blow. 570 00:35:06,252 --> 00:35:07,502 And you've got thrust. 571 00:35:07,752 --> 00:35:10,002 I can have if I'm facing him. 572 00:35:10,168 --> 00:35:13,502 Walk away while I'm talking, to make me look dumb. 573 00:35:14,002 --> 00:35:16,543 I wind up the blow and bam! In the kisser! 574 00:35:19,502 --> 00:35:20,502 Action! 575 00:35:24,502 --> 00:35:25,543 We're filming. 576 00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:28,502 Move with me, Ralit. 577 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,543 Good... Smile, Vanessa. You're glad to be here. 578 00:35:31,710 --> 00:35:33,627 The boom, Ralit. Unbelievable! 579 00:35:33,835 --> 00:35:35,585 Faster... 580 00:35:35,752 --> 00:35:37,918 Come on, Ralit, help us out! 581 00:35:38,127 --> 00:35:40,293 Stop! Don't move! Smile. 582 00:35:40,710 --> 00:35:41,877 Not bad... 583 00:35:42,252 --> 00:35:43,793 Ralit, the boom! 584 00:35:44,043 --> 00:35:47,377 A little pan shot. Yes, Ralit. 585 00:35:47,502 --> 00:35:48,627 It's a wrap, Ralit! 586 00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:52,627 It's off. Not bad. 587 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,293 Wow, Ben, that's great! 588 00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:59,043 - Really? - Yeah, thanks! 589 00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:00,502 Don't mention it. 590 00:36:04,085 --> 00:36:08,127 I have to go start editing, or we'll be late 591 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,002 for the editing. 592 00:36:12,168 --> 00:36:13,918 It's important for the... 593 00:36:14,502 --> 00:36:16,502 the editing. See you at Sylvain's? 594 00:36:17,127 --> 00:36:19,127 Sorry. Bye! 595 00:36:22,502 --> 00:36:23,502 No, it's not a sign! 596 00:36:23,543 --> 00:36:26,418 Juliette's your girl, you're complementary. 597 00:36:29,418 --> 00:36:31,127 Yeah, man. 598 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:33,668 She's in control, you're a mess. 599 00:36:35,252 --> 00:36:38,043 She has a real job, you scrape by. 600 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:40,877 She's hot, you've lucked out. 601 00:36:42,502 --> 00:36:43,668 She gives you structure. 602 00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:46,085 You won't find better, don't kid yourself. 603 00:36:46,585 --> 00:36:48,543 Make bubbles, I can see your balls. 604 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,668 So that's how you see me. 605 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:54,377 Admit you're totally irresponsible. 606 00:36:54,543 --> 00:36:55,793 A wonder you hooked a babe. 607 00:36:57,335 --> 00:36:59,460 Soon to be... your wife! 608 00:37:02,585 --> 00:37:04,502 You haven't seen this chick. 609 00:37:06,043 --> 00:37:08,752 A bombshell with brains. A wild combination. 610 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,585 She ignored me at school, now she calls all the time. 611 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,043 It must be a sign. 612 00:37:14,210 --> 00:37:15,210 We both know 613 00:37:15,293 --> 00:37:16,918 an affair is like fast food. 614 00:37:17,127 --> 00:37:19,543 Before, you're keen, after, you're guilty. 615 00:37:20,043 --> 00:37:21,043 So on the count of 3, 616 00:37:21,127 --> 00:37:24,418 promise to erase this chick from your mind, but really. 617 00:37:24,918 --> 00:37:25,918 In Total Recall. 618 00:37:26,835 --> 00:37:27,835 1... 619 00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:29,752 2... 3. 620 00:37:30,002 --> 00:37:32,752 I know damn well if you're here, she will be. 621 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,877 What am I doing wrong? 622 00:37:35,752 --> 00:37:37,502 "Sorry, honey, I was just humping 623 00:37:37,627 --> 00:37:40,002 "my childhood dream girl." 624 00:37:40,168 --> 00:37:41,877 "It's not me, it's my dick!" 625 00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:44,543 I'm not here to screw but to be polite. 626 00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:46,502 You can't understand that. 627 00:37:46,627 --> 00:37:48,502 What's that jerk doing? 628 00:37:51,043 --> 00:37:53,377 The prince of Jr. High in the flesh! 629 00:37:53,502 --> 00:37:54,668 Fantastic! 630 00:37:54,835 --> 00:37:56,502 My plus one. 631 00:37:56,668 --> 00:38:00,168 Jérémie, my best buddy. Not empty-handed. 632 00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:03,002 Already a crowd? 633 00:38:03,168 --> 00:38:05,210 Don't mind me. 634 00:38:05,377 --> 00:38:06,793 Look out, pal, 635 00:38:07,043 --> 00:38:08,335 it's madness! 636 00:38:08,502 --> 00:38:10,668 Introducing Gael Blindick, 637 00:38:11,377 --> 00:38:12,543 Patrick Pitkin, 638 00:38:12,752 --> 00:38:17,710 Daniel Rabid, Frank Partridge, Lionel Popineau, Philippe Cremish. 639 00:38:18,627 --> 00:38:20,502 Just waiting for Tristan Barber, Didier Craven. 640 00:38:20,918 --> 00:38:22,918 Put that on the bar, 641 00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:24,543 with a smile and a spark. 642 00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:26,210 Ben, please. 643 00:38:26,293 --> 00:38:27,710 It rocks! 644 00:38:27,877 --> 00:38:29,627 It totally rocks! It's awesome! 645 00:38:30,085 --> 00:38:31,085 Superb! 646 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:32,793 Isn't Vanessa coming? 647 00:38:33,002 --> 00:38:35,127 Don't worry, it's under control. 648 00:38:35,293 --> 00:38:37,168 Excuse me a sec. Three times 649 00:38:37,377 --> 00:38:39,210 I've told Didier to put on Depeche Mode. 650 00:38:39,377 --> 00:38:40,877 Didier! "Enjoy the silence"! 651 00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:44,168 - What is this party? - I warned you it'd be weird. 652 00:38:45,168 --> 00:38:46,335 Cremish! 653 00:38:47,752 --> 00:38:48,752 How goes it? 654 00:38:49,502 --> 00:38:52,043 - Glad to see you. - Same here. 655 00:38:52,502 --> 00:38:53,793 I've wanted to ask: 656 00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:59,918 In 9th grade, Brichard pulled a pop quiz on us. 657 00:39:00,168 --> 00:39:01,848 You sat next to me and got a perfect score. 658 00:39:03,752 --> 00:39:05,252 What'd you put for number 2? 659 00:39:07,002 --> 00:39:08,002 Number 2? 660 00:39:08,585 --> 00:39:10,210 The second question. 661 00:39:12,502 --> 00:39:13,752 I don't remember. 662 00:39:16,043 --> 00:39:17,043 Ass kisser! 663 00:39:19,585 --> 00:39:21,043 Take it easy! 664 00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:24,460 What is this party? Who's the nutcase? 665 00:39:24,835 --> 00:39:27,918 He's the worst, Philippe Cremish. He had BO. 666 00:39:28,127 --> 00:39:32,460 When he joined our class, I realized the importance of taking showers. 667 00:39:32,585 --> 00:39:33,585 A sicko! 668 00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:42,168 Ladies and Gents, the prettiest girl tonight, and the only one! 669 00:39:43,002 --> 00:39:46,877 I give you Miss Vanessa Bestel! 670 00:39:49,793 --> 00:39:51,752 That's Vanessa? 671 00:39:52,002 --> 00:39:53,502 Hi, everybody! 672 00:39:55,835 --> 00:39:58,627 You've become Mr. Bang-Who-I-Want. 673 00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:00,252 I'm not laying her. 674 00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:02,543 Now I understand. She's gorgeous. 675 00:40:02,793 --> 00:40:04,377 You've got to do her. 676 00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:05,835 What about Juliette? 677 00:40:05,877 --> 00:40:08,918 To hell with Juliette. You're marrying, now's your chance. 678 00:40:09,127 --> 00:40:11,543 It has to happen now. 679 00:40:14,752 --> 00:40:16,085 - How are you? - And you? 680 00:40:16,252 --> 00:40:18,627 - It's good you came! - I think so, too. 681 00:40:18,793 --> 00:40:20,918 It's better that way. So, Vanessa, 682 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,168 a great moment. This is Jérémie. 683 00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:24,710 My best friend. 684 00:40:26,127 --> 00:40:27,877 - Pleased to meet you. - Likewise. 685 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:29,710 There. 686 00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:31,502 They don't do that. 687 00:40:34,002 --> 00:40:36,543 - I'll get drinks? - Great. Thanks. 688 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:38,127 It's happening now. 689 00:40:41,377 --> 00:40:43,585 Philippe Cremish already wore 690 00:40:43,793 --> 00:40:45,585 that T-shirt in 8th grade. 691 00:40:47,627 --> 00:40:49,002 You're right. 692 00:40:49,502 --> 00:40:51,252 You smelled him? 693 00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:54,002 I gotta tell you something. Sorry for earlier 694 00:40:54,168 --> 00:40:55,835 but I must say this. 695 00:40:56,085 --> 00:40:58,627 Ben, I'm the one who acted silly: 696 00:40:58,835 --> 00:41:01,127 we're friends, Let's be clear about that. 697 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,002 Okay. 698 00:41:04,335 --> 00:41:05,460 We're friends. 699 00:41:05,627 --> 00:41:07,377 It's better. We almost screwed up. 700 00:41:08,877 --> 00:41:10,585 A round of shooters, watch out! 701 00:41:12,168 --> 00:41:14,043 - To friends! - Cheers! 702 00:41:16,502 --> 00:41:18,335 So cute! Here's to ya. 703 00:41:22,252 --> 00:41:23,835 Orange flavored. 704 00:41:24,127 --> 00:41:26,168 - Man! - Not a bad drink. 705 00:41:26,335 --> 00:41:28,085 Cowboy stuff. Another round? 706 00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:29,252 Thanks. 707 00:41:29,710 --> 00:41:31,043 Maybe we should wait. 708 00:41:33,335 --> 00:41:35,335 Now you feel it rising. 709 00:41:40,085 --> 00:41:42,002 A tender transition: 710 00:41:42,835 --> 00:41:44,502 a sequence of slows! 711 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:47,502 For demographic reasons, boys can dance 712 00:41:47,668 --> 00:41:49,293 with boys. 713 00:41:54,043 --> 00:41:55,793 Can friends dance a slow? 714 00:41:56,627 --> 00:41:57,668 It's allowed? 715 00:42:32,252 --> 00:42:35,043 Whatever I do 716 00:42:35,210 --> 00:42:38,168 Wherever I am 717 00:42:38,502 --> 00:42:41,627 You're always near 718 00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:44,710 I think of you 719 00:44:03,127 --> 00:44:04,668 It's okay. 720 00:44:04,835 --> 00:44:06,877 It's not the end of the world. 721 00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:09,585 We kissed a bit, it's nothing. 722 00:44:09,752 --> 00:44:11,835 We say we're friends, then we neck. 723 00:44:12,043 --> 00:44:14,210 Not the best way to be friends. 724 00:44:14,793 --> 00:44:15,793 You're silly. 725 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:23,293 Shit! 726 00:44:23,418 --> 00:44:25,543 - My keys! - The old keys trick! 727 00:44:25,752 --> 00:44:28,293 Of course. I thought we were friends. 728 00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,460 No, I swear, it's not a trick. 729 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:33,335 I always forget something. Now it's my keys! 730 00:44:33,585 --> 00:44:35,043 No one else has a set? 731 00:44:36,127 --> 00:44:37,502 Sure, but not... 732 00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:39,460 at this hour. 733 00:44:41,793 --> 00:44:43,502 It's all right. 734 00:44:44,043 --> 00:44:45,460 Come to my place. 735 00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:48,460 What? 736 00:44:48,918 --> 00:44:51,043 You're not going to rape me. 737 00:44:56,002 --> 00:44:58,668 - Won't you sit down? - No, I won't stay. 738 00:44:59,210 --> 00:45:00,210 You don't have your keys. 739 00:45:01,043 --> 00:45:03,252 Right, that's why I'm here. I forgot. 740 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,168 Relax, 741 00:45:06,377 --> 00:45:08,168 settle down. Everything's okay. 742 00:45:10,585 --> 00:45:15,043 You're the first guy to come to my place and ask for ice cream. 743 00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:21,585 Be right back. 744 00:45:28,418 --> 00:45:29,710 It's good. 745 00:45:36,377 --> 00:45:37,377 Here, 746 00:45:37,418 --> 00:45:38,668 light it? 747 00:45:39,293 --> 00:45:41,168 You smoke? 748 00:45:41,335 --> 00:45:43,127 It helps me sleep. 749 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,127 You're right. That's true. 750 00:45:47,668 --> 00:45:49,127 Hand me that. 751 00:45:51,085 --> 00:45:53,043 This way we'll sleep, 752 00:45:53,377 --> 00:45:54,502 both of us, 753 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:55,710 like 754 00:45:55,877 --> 00:45:57,127 logs 755 00:45:57,293 --> 00:45:58,918 until the morning. 756 00:45:59,418 --> 00:46:01,835 And we'll sleep well. Jeez, that's strong! 757 00:46:06,377 --> 00:46:08,710 I have a porn channel? 758 00:46:09,335 --> 00:46:12,710 Not really, you need a subscription. It takes a code. 759 00:46:12,877 --> 00:46:16,710 No point in paying these days, you get it free on internet. 760 00:46:18,293 --> 00:46:21,002 Stuff like, YouPorn? 761 00:46:22,085 --> 00:46:24,710 Or PornHub, or Tube8 or xHamster. 762 00:46:25,668 --> 00:46:26,668 You know your stuff. 763 00:46:27,168 --> 00:46:29,293 Actually it's because a friend of mine 764 00:46:29,502 --> 00:46:32,168 is crippled and I have to load his videos. 765 00:46:33,585 --> 00:46:36,418 Like Untouchable but for porn. 766 00:46:37,418 --> 00:46:38,752 That's it. 767 00:46:40,627 --> 00:46:43,168 That's exactly it. Shame. 768 00:46:46,752 --> 00:46:48,377 Let's watch. 769 00:46:49,085 --> 00:46:50,127 What? 770 00:46:50,293 --> 00:46:52,043 I've never seen any. 771 00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:55,710 No! We're not watching that. 772 00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:03,127 Let's watch... 773 00:47:04,418 --> 00:47:06,210 two guys bum-fucking? 774 00:47:06,793 --> 00:47:10,252 That's not a good idea. 775 00:47:10,418 --> 00:47:13,043 We're just having fun. 776 00:47:14,293 --> 00:47:17,168 There's that one: 777 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,627 Mom teaches daughter with the gardener 778 00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:23,210 "British Mom and Daughter," and it's HD premium. 779 00:47:24,085 --> 00:47:27,210 Sick! Go on, load it. 780 00:47:27,752 --> 00:47:30,210 You sure? It is her daughter. 781 00:47:30,418 --> 00:47:32,002 Go on. 782 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:37,377 A handy little shortcut. 783 00:47:38,502 --> 00:47:41,002 There. Apple-F and you've got it full screen. 784 00:47:43,252 --> 00:47:45,252 Think they'll wait for us? 785 00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:50,793 Shit! It's gross! 786 00:47:52,377 --> 00:47:54,877 Come on, now, to bed... 787 00:47:56,418 --> 00:47:57,418 That's enough. 788 00:47:57,752 --> 00:47:59,710 Will you be okay on the couch? 789 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:01,252 Not too small? 790 00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:04,210 You kidding? I'll be fine. 791 00:48:05,918 --> 00:48:07,210 Thanks. 792 00:48:09,252 --> 00:48:11,752 - Want me to lend you something? - Like what? 793 00:48:12,127 --> 00:48:13,293 A thong? 794 00:48:15,377 --> 00:48:17,710 Sorry, I'm being stupid, I'm high. 795 00:48:17,918 --> 00:48:20,210 Me too, I'm out of it. 796 00:49:18,710 --> 00:49:19,710 You're here? 797 00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:23,085 I had a drink with Jérem', and forgot my keys so... 798 00:49:23,585 --> 00:49:25,710 I got them from the concierge. 799 00:49:26,710 --> 00:49:28,002 And the real version? 800 00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:32,585 I was with Jérem'. 801 00:49:34,043 --> 00:49:36,127 And he got you a stripper? 802 00:49:37,377 --> 00:49:38,752 No. Why? 803 00:49:40,918 --> 00:49:44,043 It's gonna happen sometime, the stripper... 804 00:49:44,793 --> 00:49:47,293 I just want you to tell me. Was it last night? 805 00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:49,502 No, I swear... 806 00:49:50,418 --> 00:49:54,210 No, we were on the internet until 4 a.m. 807 00:49:55,918 --> 00:49:57,210 I believe you, sweetie. 808 00:49:58,502 --> 00:49:59,793 Coming with me? 809 00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:01,085 Where to? 810 00:50:01,293 --> 00:50:03,085 Jogging! To look hot in my dress. 811 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,085 Okay. 812 00:50:07,002 --> 00:50:08,793 You're coming jogging? 813 00:50:09,210 --> 00:50:11,002 Yes, let me change first. 814 00:50:13,002 --> 00:50:15,502 It wasn't a stripper, it was Russian hookers. 815 00:50:15,668 --> 00:50:17,543 A whole busload of them! 816 00:50:33,418 --> 00:50:36,043 Since when do you run without stopping? 817 00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,043 It's exercise! 818 00:50:40,002 --> 00:50:41,710 My body's asking for it. 819 00:50:42,793 --> 00:50:44,085 I'm giving it. 820 00:50:44,293 --> 00:50:45,585 You're right. 821 00:50:48,377 --> 00:50:49,502 Look! 822 00:50:50,502 --> 00:50:51,502 Over there. 823 00:50:52,627 --> 00:50:53,877 Remember? 824 00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:56,377 Yeah... 825 00:50:57,668 --> 00:50:58,877 the rent-a-bike. 826 00:50:59,335 --> 00:51:00,460 You couldn't park it. 827 00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:04,418 With a load of angry protesters coming at me. 828 00:51:04,877 --> 00:51:06,460 That's what stressed me. 829 00:51:08,502 --> 00:51:09,502 It was sweet. 830 00:51:12,085 --> 00:51:14,335 And over there, remember what you said to me? 831 00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:16,752 The only time you came with me? 832 00:51:17,502 --> 00:51:18,627 What? 833 00:51:19,168 --> 00:51:21,585 You said this place was too green. 834 00:51:21,793 --> 00:51:25,043 It needed more concrete because the air was too pure. 835 00:51:27,043 --> 00:51:28,543 I said that? 836 00:51:31,335 --> 00:51:32,502 That's stupid. 837 00:51:33,793 --> 00:51:36,627 No, dummy, that's when I fell in love with you. 838 00:51:38,585 --> 00:51:39,585 Really? 839 00:51:41,502 --> 00:51:43,210 You never told me that. 840 00:51:43,377 --> 00:51:44,585 Nope. 841 00:51:47,585 --> 00:51:50,043 Keep going! No more breaks! 842 00:51:50,252 --> 00:51:51,585 Nice sweatpants. 843 00:51:52,752 --> 00:51:54,627 Make you look fit. 844 00:51:54,835 --> 00:51:55,835 What? 845 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,627 Show me the side view. 846 00:51:57,835 --> 00:51:59,418 What's with my sweatpants? 847 00:51:59,585 --> 00:52:02,543 - Come on... - They're all stretched out. 848 00:52:03,502 --> 00:52:06,085 Shit, you could have told me before! 849 00:52:06,293 --> 00:52:08,085 No, they're fine. 850 00:52:08,293 --> 00:52:09,460 Come and sit down. 851 00:52:18,085 --> 00:52:19,627 These pants are fine. 852 00:52:24,710 --> 00:52:27,418 We don't have to get married. 853 00:52:29,543 --> 00:52:31,043 Why do you say that? 854 00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:34,293 I saw the list, you've done nothing. 855 00:52:35,502 --> 00:52:37,627 I know you, if you're not interested... 856 00:52:38,835 --> 00:52:40,752 Something's eating you. 857 00:52:43,252 --> 00:52:45,918 Not at all, I really want to marry you. 858 00:52:46,543 --> 00:52:48,460 Who else would I marry? 859 00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:56,043 It's not just to be married. 860 00:52:56,668 --> 00:52:58,293 I don't care about that. 861 00:53:00,502 --> 00:53:02,627 I want you as my husband. 862 00:53:04,585 --> 00:53:06,168 I want you to be my man. 863 00:53:08,918 --> 00:53:11,043 Other men are bums. 864 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,210 Do you understand that? 865 00:53:19,335 --> 00:53:21,293 That I want you to be my man? 866 00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:38,210 Do you want salad? 867 00:53:41,168 --> 00:53:42,627 Why are you so clingy? 868 00:53:47,293 --> 00:53:48,377 Because I'm ready. 869 00:53:51,335 --> 00:53:53,168 It's taken me a while, sorry, 870 00:53:55,043 --> 00:53:56,502 but I'm ready. 871 00:53:56,668 --> 00:53:57,918 I'm no longer scared. 872 00:54:12,127 --> 00:54:13,710 Surprise! 873 00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:15,710 Surprise? 874 00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:17,293 You thought we had no plan? 875 00:54:17,502 --> 00:54:20,168 It's your hen party! Cecile, get her bag! 876 00:54:21,543 --> 00:54:23,918 Come on, drink up! Drink! 877 00:54:24,168 --> 00:54:25,710 You weren't in on this? 878 00:54:25,918 --> 00:54:28,210 Aren't you pleased? 879 00:54:29,085 --> 00:54:30,627 I'm happy, just surprised. 880 00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:34,918 It's too early to drink. This is no hunting club. Where you going? 881 00:54:37,043 --> 00:54:39,127 - Can't say. - It's a surprise. 882 00:54:39,335 --> 00:54:40,335 So what do I do? 883 00:54:40,418 --> 00:54:42,210 Change your clothes. Come on! 884 00:54:43,502 --> 00:54:44,335 She's leaving? 885 00:54:44,502 --> 00:54:46,293 No, we'll have it here. 886 00:54:51,043 --> 00:54:52,252 Bring a bikini! 887 00:55:02,043 --> 00:55:03,668 Are you my man? 888 00:55:04,043 --> 00:55:05,585 Yes, I am. 889 00:55:06,502 --> 00:55:07,543 The rest are bums. 890 00:55:08,877 --> 00:55:09,877 I love you. 891 00:55:11,835 --> 00:55:13,710 Let's go! 892 00:55:25,710 --> 00:55:27,293 I forgot the condoms. 893 00:55:27,502 --> 00:55:28,502 The what? 894 00:55:29,002 --> 00:55:31,127 We're going to Croatia... 895 00:55:31,335 --> 00:55:33,502 You know how brutal Croatian men are? 896 00:55:33,668 --> 00:55:36,293 I'm gonna get rammed! 897 00:55:47,418 --> 00:55:50,085 I love Vikings too, Magalie, it's not that, 898 00:55:50,293 --> 00:55:52,335 I'm scared that... 899 00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:55,710 that it'll scare people. 900 00:55:57,043 --> 00:56:00,543 As there'll be a lot of game, as you say... 901 00:56:02,502 --> 00:56:05,085 Of course people can try it. That's not the point. 902 00:56:05,335 --> 00:56:07,127 That's not it, Magalie, as there's 903 00:56:07,335 --> 00:56:10,668 lots of game, maybe we could also have 904 00:56:10,877 --> 00:56:13,502 something a little more... 905 00:56:14,168 --> 00:56:15,627 modern. 906 00:56:15,918 --> 00:56:17,043 Like roast chicken. 907 00:56:17,752 --> 00:56:19,127 Something off the wall. 908 00:56:19,335 --> 00:56:22,335 It doesn't have to be that authentic. 909 00:56:25,502 --> 00:56:28,085 Listen, Magalie, you know what? 910 00:56:28,293 --> 00:56:30,293 Forget it, do as you planned. 911 00:56:30,502 --> 00:56:33,377 You seem to know what you're doing, 912 00:56:33,543 --> 00:56:36,377 and you're not listening. 913 00:56:36,543 --> 00:56:39,293 So that's agreed? You do as you'd planned, 914 00:56:39,627 --> 00:56:41,877 and you have carte blanche. Okay? 915 00:56:42,085 --> 00:56:43,502 Thanks, Magalie. 916 00:56:43,627 --> 00:56:45,710 I've got to go, I'm getting 917 00:56:45,918 --> 00:56:49,418 my life in order, so I'm very busy. 918 00:56:49,585 --> 00:56:51,043 Thanks, Magalie. 919 00:56:51,710 --> 00:56:52,835 "Farvel"? 920 00:56:53,085 --> 00:56:55,335 It's Viking for "goodbye." I see. Well farvel, then. 921 00:56:58,710 --> 00:57:00,335 - That woman! - Go on... 922 00:57:01,502 --> 00:57:03,293 This is a dumb idea. 923 00:57:03,627 --> 00:57:05,502 Moving in together, 924 00:57:05,710 --> 00:57:07,460 just before your wedding! 925 00:57:07,627 --> 00:57:09,877 I feel the time is right, now. 926 00:57:10,127 --> 00:57:12,293 And Vanessa? Idiotic wakeup call. 927 00:57:12,585 --> 00:57:16,585 Bad timing. First fuck her, then feel bad. 928 00:57:17,043 --> 00:57:20,793 If you want, I'll make you feel guilty, 929 00:57:21,043 --> 00:57:23,627 and then you get the wakeup call. 930 00:57:24,502 --> 00:57:26,335 Even the chair doesn't want to go. 931 00:57:27,877 --> 00:57:29,168 So that's the deal. 932 00:57:29,585 --> 00:57:32,502 Only remember your pals when you need them? 933 00:57:33,002 --> 00:57:35,252 - How's it going, Sylvain? - And you? 934 00:57:35,710 --> 00:57:37,210 From Vanessa. 935 00:57:40,877 --> 00:57:43,543 What did you do? She won't stop talking about you. 936 00:57:44,377 --> 00:57:47,668 Spend the night, then don't call? Some gentleman! 937 00:57:47,877 --> 00:57:49,168 You didn't tell me? 938 00:57:49,377 --> 00:57:51,627 He doesn't give a shit about you. 939 00:57:53,168 --> 00:57:55,210 Is she pregnant? I know a doc. 940 00:57:56,085 --> 00:57:58,502 You gonna help or just commentate? 941 00:57:58,668 --> 00:58:00,502 You spent the night with her? 942 00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:04,627 Yes, he did. Got a problem with that? You gay? 943 00:58:04,835 --> 00:58:06,835 I think he's in love with you. 944 00:58:07,335 --> 00:58:11,002 I'm not gay, just his best man, but let's be homophobic. 945 00:58:13,585 --> 00:58:14,710 You're marrying Vaness'? 946 00:58:15,585 --> 00:58:17,793 Shit, you work fast. 947 00:58:18,043 --> 00:58:20,585 No, a girl called Juliette. 948 00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:25,668 Since when? 949 00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:29,210 They've been together 3 years. It was decided ages ago. 950 00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:31,627 So why'd you do it? 951 00:58:32,168 --> 00:58:33,418 I didn't do anything. 952 00:58:33,585 --> 00:58:35,627 Yes, you did, Vanessa and all... 953 00:58:35,835 --> 00:58:37,335 She's a mess. 954 00:58:37,835 --> 00:58:39,210 She's got it bad. 955 00:58:39,502 --> 00:58:40,793 Watch out! 956 00:58:41,335 --> 00:58:43,210 I won't stand for this. 957 00:58:43,418 --> 00:58:44,918 And your girl, damn it! 958 00:58:45,168 --> 00:58:47,252 She know you're running around? 959 00:58:47,710 --> 00:58:49,668 He's right, you're screwing up. 960 00:58:50,418 --> 00:58:51,418 You joking? 961 00:58:51,793 --> 00:58:53,585 Enough out of you! 962 00:58:53,793 --> 00:58:56,418 You don't exist. As for you, 963 00:58:56,585 --> 00:58:58,627 I'm through with you. 964 00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:01,502 We're decent guys! We don't cheat on our women. 965 00:59:02,043 --> 00:59:03,877 I'm off, forget about me! 966 00:59:05,752 --> 00:59:08,335 Forget about me forever! 967 00:59:09,710 --> 00:59:11,752 Okay, I apologize... 968 00:59:12,002 --> 00:59:14,418 I pushed the envelope too far. 969 00:59:15,002 --> 00:59:16,085 Sorry. 970 00:59:17,002 --> 00:59:19,043 Don't be, you're right. 971 00:59:21,293 --> 00:59:22,668 I'll tell her. 972 00:59:24,418 --> 00:59:25,793 I'm the one messing up. 973 00:59:26,377 --> 00:59:29,460 She's going to hate me. 974 00:59:29,835 --> 00:59:33,127 I should've thought about it beforehand. 975 00:59:33,502 --> 00:59:37,793 That's exactly it: Crisis + Communication = Control. 976 00:59:38,043 --> 00:59:39,043 The three C's. 977 00:59:39,168 --> 00:59:41,460 The famous 3 C's, you warned me. 978 00:59:42,585 --> 00:59:44,043 But she'll definitely hate me. 979 00:59:44,252 --> 00:59:45,627 Yep, she'll hate you, 980 00:59:45,835 --> 00:59:48,502 of course. But less than now. 981 00:59:50,002 --> 00:59:51,460 It's awful what you're doing. 982 00:59:52,668 --> 00:59:54,502 She'll realize you're a bastard. 983 00:59:54,710 --> 00:59:58,002 You decide what kind of bastard you want to be. 984 01:00:02,293 --> 01:00:03,293 I'll go tell her. 985 01:00:06,127 --> 01:00:07,127 Shit! 986 01:00:07,752 --> 01:00:09,502 It's crazy. 987 01:00:11,627 --> 01:00:14,460 I know it, but I don't do it. 988 01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:20,543 Know what I mean? I know. You know? Yes? Yes, I know. 989 01:00:20,752 --> 01:00:22,918 I know it, but I don't do it. 990 01:00:23,168 --> 01:00:24,168 - You see? - Yes, I see. 991 01:00:24,335 --> 01:00:26,043 See what happens? 992 01:00:26,252 --> 01:00:27,752 I know it, but I don't do it. 993 01:00:28,002 --> 01:00:30,043 Does that happen to you? 994 01:00:36,627 --> 01:00:39,168 No. But I can imagine what it's like. 995 01:00:46,335 --> 01:00:47,710 I broke a glass. 996 01:00:49,710 --> 01:00:53,293 Sorry, it's taken me a while, but your DVD is ready. 997 01:00:53,668 --> 01:00:55,127 So you're not avoiding me? 998 01:00:55,585 --> 01:00:58,835 No, but I have something to tell you. 999 01:00:59,085 --> 01:01:01,627 I'm trying to sort my life out. 1000 01:01:01,835 --> 01:01:05,043 Later. I'm running late, I'm going nuts. 1001 01:01:05,252 --> 01:01:06,252 It's in 2 hours. 1002 01:01:07,460 --> 01:01:08,460 What's in 2 hours? 1003 01:01:09,127 --> 01:01:11,627 My first night. We're opening tonight, Ben! 1004 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,627 Shit, I'd completely forgotten. 1005 01:01:14,835 --> 01:01:17,877 I must tell you this important thing today. 1006 01:01:18,127 --> 01:01:22,085 I still have 10,000 things to do, shopping, etc. I'm gonna explode. 1007 01:01:22,293 --> 01:01:23,793 See you later? 1008 01:01:24,293 --> 01:01:26,085 Are you going to dress up? 1009 01:01:28,835 --> 01:01:32,877 Thanks. But walk a bit faster. 1010 01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:35,710 I'm sorry we're meeting like this. 1011 01:01:35,918 --> 01:01:38,627 I haven't told you that important thing yet. 1012 01:01:41,835 --> 01:01:45,002 Oh, shit! Don't speak to that guy, he's a freak. 1013 01:01:45,210 --> 01:01:46,668 Go on, I'll catch you up. 1014 01:01:46,877 --> 01:01:48,835 Not answering your in-law? 1015 01:01:49,168 --> 01:01:51,252 I couldn't, I was with clients. 1016 01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:53,835 Even now, I'm with an important client. 1017 01:01:55,418 --> 01:01:56,877 What's that for? 1018 01:01:57,210 --> 01:01:58,210 Are you mad? 1019 01:01:58,335 --> 01:01:59,335 Paris. 1020 01:02:00,877 --> 01:02:02,418 - Get it? - Come on now... 1021 01:02:02,585 --> 01:02:04,335 My life is a shambles. 1022 01:02:04,752 --> 01:02:05,877 A shambles! 1023 01:02:06,127 --> 01:02:07,127 Really? 1024 01:02:07,252 --> 01:02:09,043 A shambles! 1025 01:02:09,710 --> 01:02:12,502 Magalie's been on her high horse. 1026 01:02:13,043 --> 01:02:15,835 Since making the cover of Rugby Week 1027 01:02:16,085 --> 01:02:18,085 she thinks she's Jonny Wilkinson. 1028 01:02:18,710 --> 01:02:19,710 We're not getting on. 1029 01:02:20,377 --> 01:02:23,085 Right. As it's serious, you go up... 1030 01:02:23,293 --> 01:02:24,752 Know what she said this morning? 1031 01:02:25,002 --> 01:02:26,502 "Make me a coffee." 1032 01:02:27,710 --> 01:02:29,502 "Make me a coffee!" 1033 01:02:29,835 --> 01:02:31,793 Who do you think you are, Magalie? 1034 01:02:32,043 --> 01:02:35,085 I'm not your puppy, I'm not a wimp, I'm not Ben. 1035 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:36,835 That's not... 1036 01:02:37,752 --> 01:02:41,002 Sorry, I used you in the heat of the moment. 1037 01:02:41,877 --> 01:02:44,002 Know what she replied? 1038 01:02:45,918 --> 01:02:48,043 Armand? Come on, Armand! 1039 01:02:48,752 --> 01:02:50,252 Hey, Armand! 1040 01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:51,502 Are you all right? 1041 01:02:51,710 --> 01:02:53,085 Yes, I'm fine. 1042 01:02:53,335 --> 01:02:56,293 - We're in a hurry, Ben. - Yes, we're in a hurry. 1043 01:02:56,502 --> 01:02:58,168 Paris is a rat race. 1044 01:03:00,585 --> 01:03:01,793 Armand, artist, painter... 1045 01:03:04,085 --> 01:03:06,502 In search of a muse. 1046 01:03:07,627 --> 01:03:08,918 Nice to meet you. Vanessa. 1047 01:03:09,168 --> 01:03:10,377 Nice to meet you. 1048 01:03:11,002 --> 01:03:13,627 Armand, go up and relax. Here are the keys. 1049 01:03:13,835 --> 01:03:16,710 Take it easy. Just relax, okay? 1050 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,210 And here's my card. 1051 01:03:18,418 --> 01:03:20,460 I'm opening a restaurant tonight... 1052 01:03:20,627 --> 01:03:22,793 if you want to pay a neighborly visit. 1053 01:03:23,502 --> 01:03:25,335 But of course! 1054 01:03:25,877 --> 01:03:27,877 Everything's turning out well. 1055 01:03:29,293 --> 01:03:30,502 Okay... No it's not... 1056 01:03:30,668 --> 01:03:33,502 Nap time, Armand, so you're up for the party. 1057 01:03:33,668 --> 01:03:35,918 - We're off to work. - See you later, Ben Hur! 1058 01:03:36,543 --> 01:03:37,793 Thank you, miss! 1059 01:03:38,043 --> 01:03:39,085 You're welcome. 1060 01:03:40,793 --> 01:03:42,252 Go on upstairs! 1061 01:03:44,627 --> 01:03:47,377 See how I saved you from the freak? 1062 01:03:47,502 --> 01:03:49,377 - Was I good or what? - Very good. 1063 01:03:49,627 --> 01:03:53,085 You're a doll. I'll change and get us a drink. 1064 01:03:53,293 --> 01:03:55,502 Then tell me what you had to say. 1065 01:03:55,835 --> 01:03:57,918 Surprise! 1066 01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:00,460 Again? 1067 01:04:00,585 --> 01:04:02,085 We're all here. Look. 1068 01:04:03,668 --> 01:04:05,710 Just a second. 1069 01:04:06,335 --> 01:04:08,502 Not a word or they'll pester you. 1070 01:04:09,543 --> 01:04:12,127 Why, you told them about me? 1071 01:04:18,918 --> 01:04:20,418 So you're Ben? 1072 01:04:20,585 --> 01:04:22,585 I'm Vanessa's uncle. 1073 01:04:22,793 --> 01:04:24,668 - Nice work! - What for? 1074 01:04:25,668 --> 01:04:28,377 Between us, don't keep her waiting anymore. 1075 01:04:28,543 --> 01:04:29,543 She's nuts about you. 1076 01:04:30,460 --> 01:04:32,502 We want to see her happy. Understand? 1077 01:04:32,668 --> 01:04:33,668 Good. 1078 01:04:37,877 --> 01:04:39,793 - What'd you tell them? - Nothing. 1079 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:43,502 They've been worried since I came back. 1080 01:04:43,668 --> 01:04:46,668 So I told them I met someone nice. 1081 01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:48,752 And I left it vague. 1082 01:04:49,002 --> 01:04:53,002 No customers, but at least there's family. 1083 01:04:54,460 --> 01:04:57,585 Ben, bring me your bank details, ID, 1084 01:04:57,793 --> 01:05:00,168 and your company's in business. 1085 01:05:02,377 --> 01:05:05,418 Hang on, just a minute. 1086 01:05:05,585 --> 01:05:09,502 Please! Martine, Hervé, Georges, Sandrine, Sandra, 1087 01:05:10,043 --> 01:05:12,502 that's sweet, but I'm free lance 1088 01:05:12,710 --> 01:05:15,585 and I like it that way. Maybe in a year. 1089 01:05:15,793 --> 01:05:18,460 Why be shy with us? 1090 01:05:18,627 --> 01:05:21,377 We're family, don't be shy. 1091 01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:24,293 It's for Vanessa, too, not just you. 1092 01:05:24,752 --> 01:05:27,043 Once you have kids, it'll be harder. 1093 01:05:27,668 --> 01:05:30,210 Do it before the first baby. 1094 01:05:30,418 --> 01:05:32,043 Just ask Raymond. 1095 01:05:32,835 --> 01:05:34,377 Take her to Deauville 1096 01:05:34,543 --> 01:05:36,793 this weekend. The Jag's all yours! 1097 01:05:39,502 --> 01:05:44,168 I'm not taking anyone to Deauville. I have a wedding. 1098 01:05:45,043 --> 01:05:48,293 Lay off with that car, Raymond. You're scaring him! 1099 01:05:48,502 --> 01:05:50,168 You okay, Ben? 1100 01:05:53,335 --> 01:05:54,793 My little Ben... 1101 01:05:55,043 --> 01:05:56,502 Ben-Ben. 1102 01:06:00,085 --> 01:06:01,085 Armand... 1103 01:06:02,043 --> 01:06:03,127 Had a horrible nightmare! 1104 01:06:06,502 --> 01:06:08,252 It's all over. 1105 01:06:09,085 --> 01:06:12,293 Back in good old Vanessa's restaurant, 1106 01:06:12,835 --> 01:06:14,377 with the family. 1107 01:06:15,918 --> 01:06:17,585 You'll be all right, Ben. 1108 01:06:17,793 --> 01:06:19,543 A pick-me-up? 1109 01:06:19,752 --> 01:06:22,168 He needs sugar. Some cake. 1110 01:06:23,043 --> 01:06:24,752 Yes, some cake. 1111 01:06:25,002 --> 01:06:27,627 Go on, get some sugar. You, too. 1112 01:06:27,835 --> 01:06:29,752 What'd you tell Vanessa? 1113 01:06:30,002 --> 01:06:33,877 Nothing. I'm distilling an air of mystery about myself. 1114 01:06:35,627 --> 01:06:36,835 In the street earlier, 1115 01:06:37,085 --> 01:06:40,293 I was affable, funny, and now, 1116 01:06:40,502 --> 01:06:44,127 brick by brick, I'm building a wall of contempt. 1117 01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:47,543 That's perfect! Don't say a word. 1118 01:06:47,752 --> 01:06:49,418 For now, Ben. 1119 01:06:49,710 --> 01:06:52,377 Feel better? Drink this, it's bicarbonate. 1120 01:06:53,085 --> 01:06:54,293 He's sensitive. 1121 01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:57,502 I'm Vanessa's aunt. Are you a friend of Ben's? 1122 01:06:58,127 --> 01:06:59,585 Pleased to me you. Armand. 1123 01:06:59,793 --> 01:07:02,210 I'm handling the wedding plans. 1124 01:07:03,627 --> 01:07:06,252 The wedding? Aren't they rushing things? 1125 01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:09,502 Yes! Come on, I'm going out for a smoke. 1126 01:07:09,710 --> 01:07:11,418 - I don't smoke. - Come! 1127 01:07:11,585 --> 01:07:12,668 Like buddies. 1128 01:07:12,877 --> 01:07:14,710 I'd rather stay here. 1129 01:07:15,460 --> 01:07:16,627 Come! 1130 01:07:17,127 --> 01:07:18,627 Okay, I'm coming. 1131 01:07:19,335 --> 01:07:20,793 Nicotine doesn't make you 1132 01:07:21,043 --> 01:07:22,502 very pleasant. 1133 01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:26,293 Give that to him. 1134 01:07:30,002 --> 01:07:31,835 Armand, you can't stay here. 1135 01:07:32,085 --> 01:07:33,918 Why not? It's great fun. 1136 01:07:34,168 --> 01:07:36,793 The atmosphere is friendly, warm. 1137 01:07:37,043 --> 01:07:38,752 And they made mini-pizzas. 1138 01:07:39,002 --> 01:07:40,168 Screw the pizzas. 1139 01:07:40,877 --> 01:07:44,127 Hey, Ben-Hur, why shouldn't I stay? 1140 01:07:44,335 --> 01:07:45,877 Because of Magalie, Armand. 1141 01:07:50,502 --> 01:07:52,543 We're talking about Magalie here, 1142 01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:55,460 the jewel of your heart, your reason to live. 1143 01:07:55,627 --> 01:07:57,043 She's your muse. 1144 01:07:58,502 --> 01:08:01,502 Even I love Magalie. She leaves me speechless. 1145 01:08:01,710 --> 01:08:03,793 - Really? - Absolutely. 1146 01:08:04,043 --> 01:08:07,710 You've never met her. She was in jail from 2006 to 2008. 1147 01:08:08,043 --> 01:08:11,127 Then another 2 years for purse-snatching. 1148 01:08:11,418 --> 01:08:16,252 What I mean is, I've seen Magalie in your eyes. 1149 01:08:16,502 --> 01:08:19,293 I can see her right now. 1150 01:08:19,877 --> 01:08:22,585 In your paintings, in your tears. 1151 01:08:23,502 --> 01:08:24,668 She's in you, 1152 01:08:24,877 --> 01:08:27,668 she's like a scent. 1153 01:08:28,168 --> 01:08:31,627 A scent you must never wash off. 1154 01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:39,877 Oh, shit. 1155 01:08:43,710 --> 01:08:44,710 You know, 1156 01:08:46,543 --> 01:08:47,543 you opened my eyes. 1157 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:53,502 You're right, I'm wasting my time here. 1158 01:08:56,835 --> 01:08:58,877 I'll just kiss her goodbye. 1159 01:09:03,293 --> 01:09:04,335 Man, you're good. 1160 01:09:04,918 --> 01:09:07,127 I tried to snooker you with the kiss, 1161 01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,543 I didn't get the message. 1162 01:09:09,752 --> 01:09:12,502 If it's clear now, you should leave. 1163 01:09:12,668 --> 01:09:14,377 You'll thank me later. 1164 01:09:23,252 --> 01:09:24,335 Go on. 1165 01:09:25,543 --> 01:09:27,127 So long, prophet. 1166 01:09:39,793 --> 01:09:41,460 You okay? Feel better? 1167 01:09:44,252 --> 01:09:46,293 We're going to show your film. 1168 01:09:46,502 --> 01:09:48,585 I know the film. 1169 01:09:48,793 --> 01:09:50,543 But I... 1170 01:09:51,210 --> 01:09:52,835 I want a speech. 1171 01:09:54,127 --> 01:09:57,252 I'm not comfortable with that sort of thing. 1172 01:09:58,168 --> 01:09:59,710 Please. 1173 01:10:00,793 --> 01:10:02,252 Vanessa... 1174 01:10:05,210 --> 01:10:07,668 we've known each other forever. 1175 01:10:09,502 --> 01:10:12,252 Since 6th grade, anyway. You were serious, 1176 01:10:13,002 --> 01:10:14,293 hard-working... 1177 01:10:15,043 --> 01:10:17,043 even in Latin. No, I took Latin. 1178 01:10:17,918 --> 01:10:21,293 - Tell her you love her, Ben. - Oh, Georges! 1179 01:10:29,085 --> 01:10:30,710 Vanessa, I've always loved you, 1180 01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:35,377 since the first time I saw you, 1181 01:10:38,418 --> 01:10:40,668 from the moment I set eyes on you. 1182 01:10:41,168 --> 01:10:42,627 Even after you left, 1183 01:10:43,668 --> 01:10:45,877 you were a never-ending melody. 1184 01:10:46,127 --> 01:10:47,502 Idiotic but true. 1185 01:10:51,252 --> 01:10:52,543 I've never... 1186 01:10:54,043 --> 01:10:55,460 I've never 1187 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,085 forgotten you. 1188 01:11:00,043 --> 01:11:02,127 But what I'm about to say might 1189 01:11:03,335 --> 01:11:04,877 upset a lot of people here. 1190 01:11:19,043 --> 01:11:21,502 Our wedding speech with another name? 1191 01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:32,085 My father said you were here. 1192 01:11:33,710 --> 01:11:35,252 I'm intruding. 1193 01:11:40,127 --> 01:11:42,002 He had already proposed. 1194 01:11:44,668 --> 01:11:46,293 We were to marry in a week. 1195 01:11:50,210 --> 01:11:51,877 But he's all yours... 1196 01:11:53,127 --> 01:11:54,168 He's family now. 1197 01:11:54,377 --> 01:11:55,543 Let go of me! 1198 01:12:01,752 --> 01:12:04,252 - What have you done, Ben? - I tried... 1199 01:12:18,002 --> 01:12:19,127 Beat it. 1200 01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:21,627 Get lost. 1201 01:13:18,793 --> 01:13:21,585 Where's the lucky man? Time for the big leap! 1202 01:13:22,085 --> 01:13:25,418 Ring, wedding cake, I lead you to your princess. 1203 01:13:25,710 --> 01:13:27,502 I meet the mother-in-law. 1204 01:13:27,710 --> 01:13:30,627 Sylvain, Sylvano, The Slyve! Cocktail... 1205 01:13:31,668 --> 01:13:33,418 What the hell's going on? 1206 01:13:33,585 --> 01:13:35,168 We'll be late for church. 1207 01:13:35,502 --> 01:13:37,210 Baby Jesus can't wait all day. 1208 01:13:37,418 --> 01:13:39,293 Get your 007 suit on. 1209 01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:40,502 Let's go! 1210 01:13:41,502 --> 01:13:42,835 The wedding's off. 1211 01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:44,502 It's off? 1212 01:13:44,668 --> 01:13:47,585 Wasn't it today? It's in my Palm. 1213 01:13:48,252 --> 01:13:51,418 The wedding's off. I wouldn't be here, 1214 01:13:52,127 --> 01:13:53,127 I'd be in Biarritz. 1215 01:13:58,168 --> 01:13:59,752 Where's the dead cat? 1216 01:14:00,002 --> 01:14:01,835 Cat? 1217 01:14:03,502 --> 01:14:04,502 Sylvain, 1218 01:14:05,502 --> 01:14:06,668 Juliette and Vanessa met. 1219 01:14:08,335 --> 01:14:10,502 - It's over. - Shit! 1220 01:14:14,252 --> 01:14:16,002 I get it. 1221 01:14:17,252 --> 01:14:18,710 What about my surprise? 1222 01:14:19,918 --> 01:14:21,002 What surprise? 1223 01:14:22,335 --> 01:14:23,668 Come for a ride. 1224 01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:25,627 No thanks, Sylvain. 1225 01:14:27,085 --> 01:14:29,043 I'd rather be alone. 1226 01:14:34,293 --> 01:14:35,293 Poor Ben. 1227 01:14:35,918 --> 01:14:38,502 Your cutie dropped you. 1228 01:14:40,168 --> 01:14:42,502 I'm not gonna bawl in the street. 1229 01:14:43,627 --> 01:14:45,710 And I'm in a delivery zone. 1230 01:14:50,168 --> 01:14:52,627 Hey pal, I shouldn't be crying. You should. 1231 01:14:52,835 --> 01:14:54,460 Come on. 1232 01:14:55,502 --> 01:14:57,918 I'm going to look after you. 1233 01:14:58,377 --> 01:15:00,085 You've let yourself go. 1234 01:15:00,293 --> 01:15:01,293 Go on, drink. 1235 01:15:01,752 --> 01:15:03,210 Drink, pal. 1236 01:15:03,585 --> 01:15:05,293 There. That's the way. 1237 01:15:08,002 --> 01:15:09,043 See this? 1238 01:15:10,585 --> 01:15:14,002 Nakatomi Plaza, Die Hard, exact replica. 1239 01:15:15,293 --> 01:15:16,293 You're John McClane 1240 01:15:16,460 --> 01:15:18,668 and I'm your chauffeur: Argyle. 1241 01:15:21,377 --> 01:15:23,710 With that asshole Hans Gruber, too. 1242 01:15:25,418 --> 01:15:27,418 Let's celebrate your misery! 1243 01:15:27,627 --> 01:15:29,210 Look, a squirrel. 1244 01:15:36,877 --> 01:15:37,877 Looks good. 1245 01:15:45,502 --> 01:15:47,835 Turn a little. 1246 01:16:23,502 --> 01:16:26,043 Out of the way! 1247 01:16:26,543 --> 01:16:27,543 Hurry! 1248 01:16:27,668 --> 01:16:29,835 Don't do that again. Come here! 1249 01:16:30,502 --> 01:16:31,543 You're impossible! 1250 01:16:37,502 --> 01:16:38,752 Is he eating? 1251 01:16:39,002 --> 01:16:40,793 Nothing! No more carbs. 1252 01:16:41,043 --> 01:16:44,335 Only liquids go down. 1253 01:16:45,335 --> 01:16:46,585 So I blend everything. 1254 01:16:47,210 --> 01:16:48,793 Sometimes he spits it out. 1255 01:16:49,918 --> 01:16:51,627 I got him a big bib. 1256 01:16:53,293 --> 01:16:55,502 He likes mush. He keeps that down. 1257 01:16:57,460 --> 01:17:00,543 He's better, but still has a long way to go. 1258 01:17:00,752 --> 01:17:02,793 Stop that! 1259 01:17:04,043 --> 01:17:06,002 Therapy has limits. I'm not a pro. 1260 01:17:06,210 --> 01:17:07,418 I'm not surprised. 1261 01:17:07,835 --> 01:17:09,543 I understand why Juliette split. 1262 01:17:09,793 --> 01:17:11,710 He never lifted a finger. 1263 01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,460 I'm amazed she stayed so long. 1264 01:17:15,918 --> 01:17:17,377 He's unreliable. 1265 01:17:17,543 --> 01:17:19,793 No effort for his wedding. 1266 01:17:20,752 --> 01:17:22,210 You can't count on him. 1267 01:17:22,835 --> 01:17:24,502 He's no Belmondo! 1268 01:17:24,668 --> 01:17:27,502 You should see his toenails. This long! 1269 01:17:27,668 --> 01:17:29,377 A wonder his shoes fit. 1270 01:17:29,543 --> 01:17:32,043 - What'll you do? - I need shears or a grinder. 1271 01:17:32,418 --> 01:17:34,252 Not with his toenails, him. 1272 01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:38,002 I've called all the institutions for guys like him, 1273 01:17:38,210 --> 01:17:39,252 society's rejects. 1274 01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:40,460 They won't take him, 1275 01:17:40,543 --> 01:17:43,043 say he's not potty-trained! 1276 01:17:43,252 --> 01:17:44,460 I can't blame them. 1277 01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:45,627 You could abandon him. 1278 01:17:45,793 --> 01:17:48,585 Impossible. I'm keeping him. 1279 01:17:50,002 --> 01:17:54,793 I looked into aid available for home help, 1280 01:17:55,502 --> 01:17:58,002 for the disabled, the needy, 1281 01:17:58,210 --> 01:17:59,627 people who smell. 1282 01:17:59,835 --> 01:18:03,002 You get 500 euros per month. Not bad. 1283 01:18:03,835 --> 01:18:05,377 Good thing he's French. 1284 01:18:05,502 --> 01:18:08,043 Merkel's Germany would be a different story. 1285 01:18:08,335 --> 01:18:10,293 It's better than nothing. 1286 01:18:14,502 --> 01:18:15,877 Finally, 1287 01:18:16,502 --> 01:18:19,627 he didn't become a married man, but meeting Vanessa again, 1288 01:18:20,252 --> 01:18:22,835 he became a harried man. 1289 01:18:23,335 --> 01:18:25,127 Very true. 1290 01:18:25,335 --> 01:18:29,710 Thinking about it I realize that's precisely 1291 01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:33,043 how to sum up his condition. 1292 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:35,752 Don't go too far, Ben. 1293 01:18:36,002 --> 01:18:37,585 Leave him alone. 1294 01:18:38,418 --> 01:18:39,502 Are you kidding? 1295 01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:41,043 Why? 1296 01:18:41,293 --> 01:18:44,377 You don't know what he's capable of. He's mad. 1297 01:20:45,835 --> 01:20:48,210 So how about my invite for Porticcio? 1298 01:20:48,418 --> 01:20:52,210 We'd have a great time. The little house, the beach, Vinitt... 1299 01:20:52,502 --> 01:20:53,752 What's Vinitt? 1300 01:20:54,043 --> 01:20:55,668 How can I explain? 1301 01:20:55,877 --> 01:20:58,668 He's my houseboy. He practically raised me. 1302 01:20:58,877 --> 01:21:01,210 He makes grilled cheese to die for. 1303 01:21:01,418 --> 01:21:03,627 Some day I'll do a book on him. 1304 01:21:03,835 --> 01:21:08,168 A mixture of anecdotes and sketches... I love drawing him. 1305 01:21:08,835 --> 01:21:10,252 Go on, champ. 1306 01:21:12,335 --> 01:21:14,502 We'll sunbathe on Dad's boat... 1307 01:21:14,710 --> 01:21:16,752 - What're you doing here? - Just one word. 1308 01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:18,127 I'm working, Ben. 1309 01:21:24,585 --> 01:21:25,918 I changed the music 1310 01:21:26,168 --> 01:21:28,002 to liven things up. 1311 01:21:31,835 --> 01:21:33,293 BEN HAS CHANGED 1312 01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:41,502 BALANCED DIET 1313 01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:49,293 HOME HYGIENE 1314 01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:05,710 PAPERWORK IN ORDER 1315 01:22:22,502 --> 01:22:23,877 FORGIVE ME 1316 01:22:32,877 --> 01:22:34,460 Well done, Ben. 1317 01:22:35,835 --> 01:22:39,335 We all see you're trying to grow up... 1318 01:22:40,418 --> 01:22:41,418 but I don't care. 1319 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,293 What do you want? 1320 01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:50,752 Never to see you again. 1321 01:22:55,627 --> 01:22:57,377 Okay, never see me again. 1322 01:23:21,043 --> 01:23:22,502 Actually, it's not okay. 1323 01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,585 This time, I disagree. 1324 01:23:29,043 --> 01:23:31,043 And for once, I'll say what I want. 1325 01:23:31,585 --> 01:23:33,002 First, what I don't want. 1326 01:23:35,210 --> 01:23:38,335 I don't want to marry in Biarritz. I know no one there. 1327 01:23:38,502 --> 01:23:40,502 I don't want Viking sauce, 1328 01:23:40,793 --> 01:23:41,793 it's moronic. 1329 01:23:43,043 --> 01:23:45,543 I don't want you to do everything 1330 01:23:45,752 --> 01:23:48,918 so I can never do as well as you. 1331 01:23:49,627 --> 01:23:52,168 Don't make excuses for me. I want to argue. 1332 01:23:52,585 --> 01:23:56,585 Don't treat me as a child anymore, even if it's easier for me. 1333 01:23:57,127 --> 01:23:58,877 Couldn't you tell me straight? 1334 01:23:59,085 --> 01:24:00,085 Why go off with her? 1335 01:24:01,002 --> 01:24:03,252 I went off with no one. 1336 01:24:03,627 --> 01:24:05,252 That girl is Vanessa Bestel, 1337 01:24:05,460 --> 01:24:08,418 my junior and senior high school fantasy, 1338 01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:10,877 she never looked at me. Now she's back in Paris, 1339 01:24:11,127 --> 01:24:13,460 and I'm her only friend. I figured... 1340 01:24:13,627 --> 01:24:15,918 I figured nothing. Like a fool 1341 01:24:16,168 --> 01:24:19,002 I tried to take revenge on my past, 1342 01:24:19,252 --> 01:24:21,793 letting a bygone desire steer me. 1343 01:24:23,002 --> 01:24:24,752 I've always been steered. 1344 01:24:25,043 --> 01:24:27,585 By your dad who paints my dick, by you, 1345 01:24:27,793 --> 01:24:28,835 by him. 1346 01:24:30,793 --> 01:24:32,710 Today, I'm saying what I want. 1347 01:24:34,002 --> 01:24:36,043 No, today I know what I want. 1348 01:24:36,418 --> 01:24:38,043 I want to be with you. 1349 01:24:40,502 --> 01:24:42,543 - Listen, fella... - You shut your trap. 1350 01:24:42,752 --> 01:24:44,252 Back off and shut up! 1351 01:24:44,460 --> 01:24:46,502 Take it easy. 1352 01:24:52,877 --> 01:24:53,877 What do you say? 1353 01:24:59,335 --> 01:25:00,335 You agree? 1354 01:25:05,335 --> 01:25:06,335 I agree. 1355 01:25:13,752 --> 01:25:16,752 Let's have some applause! 1356 01:25:45,543 --> 01:25:46,543 Cell phone, 1357 01:25:46,585 --> 01:25:47,918 keys, 1358 01:25:48,335 --> 01:25:49,668 wallet. 1359 01:26:03,293 --> 01:26:06,210 Cell phone, keys, wallet. 1360 01:26:09,127 --> 01:26:09,918 Well! 1361 01:26:10,127 --> 01:26:13,293 - Well? Tell me I look smart. - You do. Let's go. 1362 01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:14,752 You didn't say it right. 1363 01:26:16,877 --> 01:26:17,877 You look very smart. 1364 01:26:18,002 --> 01:26:19,877 You're not so bad yourself. 1365 01:26:35,543 --> 01:26:36,543 She's here, I can't. 1366 01:26:36,668 --> 01:26:39,543 Stay with me. Don't worry. 1367 01:26:40,502 --> 01:26:44,252 I dropped off Sylvain's gift. Gotta run, 35 bookings tonight. 1368 01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:46,835 How are you? 1369 01:26:47,085 --> 01:26:48,085 Fine. 1370 01:26:49,377 --> 01:26:51,252 Vanessa, this is Juliette. 1371 01:27:02,210 --> 01:27:03,460 This is embarrassing. 1372 01:27:05,502 --> 01:27:06,543 Vanessa, you ready? 1373 01:27:07,043 --> 01:27:08,543 I'm coming. 1374 01:27:19,418 --> 01:27:21,377 Turn around and I'll smash you. 1375 01:27:23,502 --> 01:27:28,377 Sylvain and Sophie are getting hitched today. 1376 01:27:28,543 --> 01:27:32,085 They have a rendezvous with mad love... 1377 01:27:39,793 --> 01:27:42,752 Should I close with this joke? 1378 01:27:43,002 --> 01:27:45,460 You're best man, you work it out. 1379 01:27:45,627 --> 01:27:48,043 I get it. Jealous all the way. 1380 01:27:53,210 --> 01:27:54,710 Aren't you pretty. 1381 01:27:54,918 --> 01:27:56,085 You're beautiful! 1382 01:27:56,293 --> 01:27:58,293 It's mad love! 1383 01:28:00,002 --> 01:28:01,210 - How're you? - Congrats. 1384 01:28:01,418 --> 01:28:02,502 Thanks. Welcome. 1385 01:28:02,710 --> 01:28:05,668 Magnificent. Really. I kiss your hand. 1386 01:28:06,377 --> 01:28:08,085 Congratulations. 1387 01:28:08,293 --> 01:28:09,752 Isn't that guy a killer? 1388 01:28:12,377 --> 01:28:14,252 Him? 1389 01:28:14,502 --> 01:28:16,210 We sing gospel together. 1390 01:28:17,127 --> 01:28:19,418 You should hear him sing "Jesus"... 1391 01:28:20,252 --> 01:28:21,710 He can sure belt it out. 1392 01:28:26,335 --> 01:28:28,793 - Isn't this beautiful? - Superb! 1393 01:28:29,043 --> 01:28:30,460 We were almost late. 1394 01:28:30,627 --> 01:28:31,918 He really banged me at Mom's. 1395 01:28:32,293 --> 01:28:34,585 You can't say that at your wedding. 1396 01:28:35,127 --> 01:28:37,377 He's wild. He fucked me like an animal. 1397 01:28:37,710 --> 01:28:38,710 You're sick. 1398 01:28:38,752 --> 01:28:41,668 I'm telling you I'm in love, you dummy. 1399 01:28:42,293 --> 01:28:43,918 We've got a glass-bottom boat... 1400 01:28:44,168 --> 01:28:46,252 Where've you been? 1401 01:28:46,460 --> 01:28:47,877 Behind you. As usual. 1402 01:28:48,127 --> 01:28:50,293 This is Monique, head of a hotel in Mauritius. 1403 01:28:51,293 --> 01:28:53,210 We're honeymooning there. Ben, 1404 01:28:53,418 --> 01:28:55,377 give him special care. 1405 01:28:55,543 --> 01:28:56,585 When's your wedding? 1406 01:28:58,918 --> 01:29:00,877 - Not right away. - He's still undecided. 1407 01:29:01,127 --> 01:29:02,502 You'll be welcome. 1408 01:29:02,668 --> 01:29:04,252 Thanks, that's sweet, Monique. 1409 01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:06,085 - Can I steal him a moment? - Sure. 1410 01:29:08,377 --> 01:29:09,835 What's going on? 1411 01:29:12,752 --> 01:29:13,752 Sylvain... 1412 01:29:14,585 --> 01:29:15,585 Yes? 1413 01:29:15,668 --> 01:29:17,418 I have to tell you. 1414 01:29:22,002 --> 01:29:23,002 I never 1415 01:29:23,210 --> 01:29:26,627 went to Qatar for oil, I never flew to Singapore, 1416 01:29:26,835 --> 01:29:29,502 I never had my mother amputated, my dog never... 1417 01:29:30,085 --> 01:29:31,668 I know, duckie. 1418 01:29:34,043 --> 01:29:35,418 That doesn't matter. 1419 01:29:38,918 --> 01:29:40,293 What matters is you're here. 1420 01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:44,585 Look around, enjoy. 1421 01:29:54,210 --> 01:29:55,377 Juliette. 1422 01:29:55,543 --> 01:29:58,127 Your father's starting a fight. 1423 01:29:58,585 --> 01:29:59,627 Ben! 1424 01:30:01,002 --> 01:30:04,793 You're in trouble. I'll make you eat those glasses! 1425 01:30:05,043 --> 01:30:06,043 - What? - Stop it. 1426 01:30:06,210 --> 01:30:09,668 He won't give me my kebabs. Is this a wedding or not? 1427 01:30:10,043 --> 01:30:12,085 Where were you, anyway? 1428 01:30:13,127 --> 01:30:15,293 Don't leave me alone, I'm fragile. 1429 01:30:16,543 --> 01:30:17,793 What's going on? 1430 01:30:19,543 --> 01:30:21,377 Did you tell him about Magalie? 1431 01:30:21,543 --> 01:30:24,585 No, because it's getting ridiculous. 1432 01:30:25,127 --> 01:30:26,627 What about Magalie? 1433 01:30:27,043 --> 01:30:28,418 She's dead. 1434 01:30:29,210 --> 01:30:30,710 - She's dead? - Yes, she's dead. 1435 01:30:31,793 --> 01:30:33,252 Magalie's dead? 1436 01:30:34,793 --> 01:30:36,210 What happened? 1437 01:30:36,418 --> 01:30:38,127 One stickup too many. 1438 01:30:38,585 --> 01:30:41,793 They'd wiretapped her for 3 months. 1439 01:30:42,127 --> 01:30:45,085 She got shot by 53 cops. 1440 01:30:46,377 --> 01:30:49,710 In her coffin there was nothing but lasagne. 1441 01:30:49,918 --> 01:30:54,293 I'd told her! "Time to quit, calm down, lay down arms!" 1442 01:30:54,502 --> 01:30:56,335 She wouldn't listen. 1443 01:31:00,085 --> 01:31:01,793 That's how we know that... 1444 01:31:03,085 --> 01:31:04,418 Magalie... 1445 01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:08,293 was a hell of a guy. Shit! 1446 01:31:11,710 --> 01:31:14,418 Sorry, Armand, I didn't know. 1447 01:31:14,585 --> 01:31:18,377 Don't be silly, it's great. I'm free again! 1448 01:31:19,127 --> 01:31:20,127 I met someone. 1449 01:31:20,252 --> 01:31:22,877 Okay, Dad, that's enough. 1450 01:31:23,127 --> 01:31:25,502 Can't say anything anymore. 1451 01:31:27,002 --> 01:31:29,335 But it's true, I can't talk about it. 1452 01:31:29,502 --> 01:31:30,543 You can't? 1453 01:31:34,752 --> 01:31:36,752 I'll tell you anyway. 1454 01:31:38,585 --> 01:31:41,210 It's Cyndi Lauper, the singer. 1455 01:31:41,835 --> 01:31:44,168 - Cyndi Lauper? - Cyndi Lauper the singer. 1456 01:31:44,377 --> 01:31:46,502 Love at first sight in Montpellier. 1457 01:31:46,710 --> 01:31:49,002 I was in the first row, she came on stage, 1458 01:31:49,210 --> 01:31:51,585 she started to sing a tune. 1459 01:31:51,793 --> 01:31:55,168 She looked at me and suddenly forgot all the words. 1460 01:31:56,252 --> 01:31:58,377 - Looking at you? - Looking at me. 1461 01:31:58,835 --> 01:32:01,502 Since then we're at the Sofitel, like two fugitives. 1462 01:32:02,502 --> 01:32:04,085 Me and Cyndi. 1463 01:32:05,793 --> 01:32:06,918 So you're with Cyndi Lauper? 1464 01:32:07,168 --> 01:32:09,502 I'm with Cyndi Lauper now. 1465 01:32:10,293 --> 01:32:11,918 I'm in showbiz. 1466 01:32:13,502 --> 01:32:14,585 Blows you away? 1467 01:32:14,793 --> 01:32:16,918 Well yeah, a little. 1468 01:32:20,293 --> 01:32:22,043 I'll fetch your kebabs. 1469 01:32:22,252 --> 01:32:23,418 Please. 1470 01:32:24,293 --> 01:32:27,210 Ladies and gents, your attention, please. 1471 01:32:27,418 --> 01:32:32,168 First I'd like to thank "Charly and his band." 1472 01:32:36,543 --> 01:32:40,335 Sorry, it's "Charly and the band." 1473 01:32:40,502 --> 01:32:41,918 I stand corrected. 1474 01:32:42,168 --> 01:32:45,918 Now that we've downed a few... 1475 01:32:46,460 --> 01:32:47,585 Right, Catherine? 1476 01:32:47,793 --> 01:32:51,418 Let's get ready for summer, lose some calories on the dance floor. 1477 01:32:51,668 --> 01:32:53,793 Make way for love, for tenderness. 1478 01:32:54,002 --> 01:32:55,522 Ladies and gents, a word to the wise... 1479 01:32:55,668 --> 01:32:57,502 DJ, let's have it. 1480 01:33:27,543 --> 01:33:31,293 Why sit there staring? Ask her to dance! 1481 01:33:32,543 --> 01:33:34,752 Sure, but she's too pretty. 1482 01:33:40,293 --> 01:33:42,002 Now's the time, not in 10 years. 1483 01:33:43,002 --> 01:33:44,918 What if she says no? 1484 01:33:48,252 --> 01:33:49,918 At least you'll have tried. 1485 01:34:13,085 --> 01:34:16,793 For my father and Valérie Benguigui 93398