All language subtitles for A Very Merry Toy Store 2017 Lifetime 720p HDTV X264 Solar

♪ Candles and carols ♪

♪ And Christmas with you ♪

♪ I'll bring the chocolate ♪

♪ Won't you bring some too? ♪

♪ We'll have sleigh
rides and yuletides ♪

♪ And Christmases white ♪

♪ With candles ♪

♪ And carols tonight ♪

♪ When it's snowing
and blowing ♪

♪ And freezing outside ♪

♪ Bundle up, my darling ♪

♪ Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ There'll be shopping
and stopping ♪

♪ Till nighttime, and then ♪

♪ It's candles ♪

♪ And carols again ♪

♪ Oh, the fire ♪

♪ Burns brighter each year ♪

♪ Let the love light shine ♪

♪ Hang some mistletoe ♪

♪ And move closer, dear ♪

♪ Christmas kisses
so delicious ♪

♪ Think I'll have another ♪

♪ With my reindeer
and good cheer ♪

♪ And Christmases white ♪

♪ Candles and carols tonight ♪

[inaudible]

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Hey, guys. It's
cold, come on in...

Thank you for coming. Hi.

Hmm.

- How many at DiNova's?
- Two. Including Mr. Finch.

- Al Finch?
- Mm-hmm.

Huh, he was at the poker
game the other night.

Oh, yeah? How much
did he take you for?

What makes you think I lost?

Uh, because you played, Randy.

Come on, how much? Eighty bucks?

Ha! Shows all you know.

Eighty-five, yeah.

So next time, don't be so smug.

[phone rings]

Forrester Toys, where
you can pre-order

the all new Princess Alicia
doll and snow castle.

This is Connie speaking.
How may I help you?

No, ma'am.

We won't have the Alicia
dolls until the 12th.

Yes, I'm pretty sure DiNova's
will tell you the same thing.

No, I don't have their number.

Yes, I believe it's spelled.

D-I-N-O-V-A.

V, as in "Victory."

Okay. Bye-bye. Good luck.

Paula, let me get
you that chess set.

[phone rings]

DiNova Toys, where
you can pre-order

the all new Princess Alicia
doll and snow castle.

This is Will speaking.
How may I help you?

No, ma'am. Not until the 12th.

Uh-huh. Thank you.

It's a quad copter.
Great for the indoors,

but I would definitely keep
my Ming vases out of the way.

They're right there
on the shelf.

Connie, you've got to help me.

I need a toy for my
boss's daughter.

- What age?
- 7 1/2.

My Little Pony Magical Princess.

Twilight Sparkle. Aisle 2.

- You sure she'll like it?
- You might just make partner.

Oh, hi. What's your name?

- Eleanor.
- Hi, Eleanor.

You look like a seasoned pilot.
You want to take the controls?

There you go.

Ah, you're doing great.

Just don't lose the luggage.

- Hi.
- Hey.

My son's looking for a
skateboard for Christmas,

and I heard about this one
brand, called the Hurricane.

We carry the Thrasher.
You know it?

Oh, it's a great board.

Um...

would Forrester's
have the Hurricane?

They might. Let's find out.

Just make you get a
top-of-the-line helmet

to go with it, then your
boy should be fine.

Why would I need a
top-of-the-line helmet?

Min, where do we keep that
number for Forrester's?

Why would I need a
top-of-the-line helmet?

Well, I'm sure you heard
about the recall.

I got it, Min. We're good.

What recall?

- Hmm?
- What recall?

Oh, sometimes the wheels
fly off at high speed.

No big deal. Hello,
Forrester's...?

Uh, hold it.

Tell me more about the Thrasher.

Pie Face.

Is this a game I could
play with my family?

I've never met your
family, ma'am.

Randy, I'll take this.

Actually, Pie Face is
a great family game,

and the more people that
play it, the better.

But are the rules complicated?

No, ma'am not at all.
Very simple.

Just don't forget to pick up
whipped cream on your way home.

[laughs]

She was asking good
questions, huh?

Greg, if you're thinking about

getting that for your grandson,

you already got him the same
truck for his birthday.

- I did?
- Same color and everything.

Any other ideas?

Three words: LED hand spinner.

Aisle 5.

- He will not be bored.
- Thanks.

[chuckles]

Hey, sweetie. How was school?

- Okay.
- Not very convincing, kiddo.

Can you hand me that
penguin, please?

- What's up?
- Marshall Booter.

He says he's sure his bobsled's
going to win this year.

- And what do you say?
- That he's right.

It wins every year.

Do I have to remind you

that the Cubs won the
World Series last year?

So anything can happen.

Shark.

- Greetings and salutations.
- Hi, Nana.

- Hi, honey.
- Hey, Mom.

How was the crowd
over at DiNova's?

- No comment.
- Mom!

Connie, I refuse to feed

this ridiculous
obsession of yours.

You're not feeding it.

You're just snacking
between meals.

Come on, talk to me.

Maybe half this size.

Yes!

Can I get an amen?

That is not very neighborly.

Don't encourage her.

Hey, listen, I have been
swamped with the store.

I don't think I'll be able
to cook dinner tonight.

I can't either.
Takeout from Joe's?

Perfect.

Roast beef and mash?

With extra gravy. And pecan pie.

Forget the pie, kiddo.
We've got ice cream.

And remember, we
are on a budget.

Okay, I'm on it.

You want to throw your stuff
in the back and help me?

Four letters.

A watery conveyance.

Ends with a K.

- Bark.
- [chuckles]

That's what my dog said.

It's also a boat.

Hath not their bark
been very slow in sail.

Game of Thrones?

[laughs]

A Comedy of Errors.

Mr. Shakespeare.

Hey, it fits.

Yeah.

You go to Harvard or something?

Morristown High.

You don't need Harvard, Ed.
You just need a library card.

I am late.

I will see you later, Joe.

Okay, pal.

- Oh, hey, Pam.
- Hi, Ed.

- Have a good night.
- Have a nice evening.

- Good evening, Pam.
- Hello, Joe.

My, what do we have here?

Three turkey specials, one
roast beef and gravy.

Sounds good to me.

Francine, we're going to need
four slices of pecan pie.

Coming right up.

Oh, Joe, we didn't
order the pie.

Compliments of the chef, me.

Oh, you don't have to do that.

I changed the recipe. I want
to hear what you think.

Unless, of course, you hate it.

Then don't tell me.

That's not likely.
Thank you very much.

Let me ask you a question.

Are you still giving
those piano lessons

out of your house?

Every day. Why?

You got room for
another student?

Grandchild?

Not quite.

This one is 68 years old,

but he's very eager to learn.

What do you think?
Am I too late?

Well, it's never too late.

But why the sudden interest?

Uh, it's my niece.

Your niece.

Yeah, my niece Tilly, actually.

She's getting married in six
weeks down in Baltimore.

I'd like to be able to play the
Wedding March at her ceremony.

Six weeks?

Doesn't leave us
much time, does it?

Is it impossible?

Not if you work hard.

So that means it's impossible.

- [laughs]
- I was afraid of that.

Kidding. When do we start?

Call me. Thanks, Francine.

Say hi to Randy for me.

- All right, darling.
- Bye.

- Good night, you two.
- Bye-bye.

- I will call you.
- Okay.

- Hello, house.
- Mm, smells good.

Well, let's hope it
tastes good too,

because this will be our
last takeout for a while.

Listen, sis, if
money's a problem,

I just got invited to a poker
game at Lou Gallano's place.

No, Randy. No more poker, please.
I beg you.

- How come?
- Um, because...

I forgot the most delicate way to say this.
You stink at it.

Connie, if I am so bad at poker,

how come everybody in town
wants to play it with me?

Here we go.

Pecan pie? Mom!

He didn't charge us for it.

Small mercies.

Still worried about
your loan payment?

Oh, no more than Dorothy was
worried about the Wicked Witch.

Connie, level with me.

Well, if business stays brisk

and the bank extends
my loan deadline,

then we'll be okay.

But it wouldn't hurt
if DiNova's would

pull up stakes and move
to Alaska this month.

But I'm not counting on that.

Teej, dinner.

Turn of the TV and
go wash your hands.

Hey, kids, what store has
all your favorite toys

for Christmas this year?

Roy's!

- I can't hear you.
- Roy's!

- Still can't hear you.
- Honey, what...?

- Roy's!
- Why are you whispering?

You have your earmuffs on.

Oh. I knew that.

[all laugh]

male announcer: Roy's Toys.

Largest selection
in New England.

And pre-order the new
Princess Alicia doll

from the hit movi e Moonglow,
on sale December 12th.

Nervous, Mom?

The nearest Roy's
is in Hartford.

You know that, honey.

Go wash your hands.

How many times am I going to
have to buy this house, Ben?

So, what made you sell
it in the first place?

Equal distribution of assets.

I didn't have a choice.

But now I want it back.

I need it back.

I miss it.

What about Laura? Do
you miss her too?

Ha! What am I saying? Of
course you miss her too.

She's as beautiful as
she was brilliant.

She's as funny as she was...

Yeah, I get it, Ben.

But this was my family home.

I grew up here.

That's right.

Well, even for a
part-time mayor,

that was very impolitic
of me to say.

I'm sorry, Will.

So, how much to move in?

Well, I would wave my
commission fee, of course,

but the bank's going to want
at least $80,000 upfront.

- $80,000?
- Yeah.

All right, well...

that just means I'm gonna have
to have an awesome December.

That's all.

Oh, my daughter loves this song.

It's from a movie.

- Moonglow.
- Moonglow. Yes.

- Do you carry the doll?
- Oh, not until next week.

But if you pre-order the doll,

we will guarantee
it by next Tuesday.

- Great.
- Ho, ho, ho.

What would you like for
Christmas this year?

[gasps] A what?

A mermaid? All right.

Well, I'll see if I
can talk to your mom

about a little fishy then.

Just ring your bell
on Christmas Eve,

and I'll come visit you.

All right, come over
here and see Santa.

Now, what is your name?

Angelica.

Angelica, what a beautiful name.

What would you like for
Christmas this year, huh?

A kitten?

I think we can
probably do a kitten,

if I put in a good
word with your mom.

We'll see, all right?
So here's a bell.

And ring it on Christmas Eve,
and I'll see what I can do.

Okay. All right,
buddy, hop aboard.

Oh! Now, what would you like
for Christmas this year?

A recorder?

Oh, you're a music man, huh?

Well, here's a little bell.

And on Christmas Eve, I
want you to ring that.

And I'm going to try to
bring a recorder your way.

Now you be real good. All right.

Oh. Hey, Francine.

What are you doing here?

Randy, you asked
me that last week

when you bumped into
me at the movies,

and the week before that
at the bowling alley.

Oh, well, I guess I'm
just a curious guy.

Well, here. Merry Christmas.

- Oh.
- All right.

All right there.

Hey, what's your name?

Okay, well, we will
see you on the 12th.

Can I help you find
anything else?

Thanks. I think I'm just
going to keep browsing.

Okay.

Hey, how's DiNova's
up the street?

I cannot say enough about it.

- [laughs]
- Thanks.

Because it drives me crazy.

And the...

♪ itsy-bitsy spider ♪

♪ Climbed up the spout again ♪

Hey.

Okay, that was better, Joe.

But remember, G-flat is here.

Yeah, sorry, I got a
little distracted there.

I was worried about the spider.

Yes, he certainly was in a
bit of a pickle, wasn't he?

Yeah, but then sun comes
out, dries everything all...

Everything's normal again.

Yeah, it's pretty
convenient if you ask me.

- Lazy, you mean.
- Yeah.

Like they'd rather just
want to wrap everything up

and get out of there, you know?

Well, maybe he had to
go to the bathroom.

Maybe. I'm sure all that
talk about the rainfall

probably didn't help, huh?

[both laugh]

Don't make me laugh
when I'm drinking, Joe.

Pianos are expensive.

- I promise.
- By the way,

what kind of piano are you
practicing on at home?

I bought this...
this little Brite.

You know, it's cheap.
On Craigslist.

I don't know what it was called.

It was 60 bucks.

Just remember, you need to
practice two hours a day

if you want to be ready for
your niece Tilly's wedding.

- Yeah.
- Okay?

- Sure.
- All right, from the top.

From the top. From the top.

♪ The itsy-bitsy spider ♪

♪ Went up the garden spout ♪

- You got to buy this too?
- Why do I have to buy that?

Because it's open and
I'm drinking it.

Speaking of theft, Randy,

I noticed some missing
inventory again.

I think I have a
shoplifter on my hands.

Okay, here's what you do.

Four guys, undercover.

- Four?
- Yeah.

Like one for each
corner of the store.

- Preferably ex-Navy SEALs.
- Navy SEALs, got it.

Shoplifter comes in for the
five-finger discount, and boom.

You take them out
like the A-Team.

Okay, you're proposing I spend

tens of thousands of dollars

to catch a Play-Doh thief.

Okay, two guys, ex-FBI.
Now the thing here is...

Randy, how about we just get
some security cameras, okay?

They're 30 bucks, over there.

- We can do that.
- Yeah.

Oh, dude, business
is booming, Jake!

[laughs]

I had to hire three more people

just to keep up with
traffic this week.

I can't... Oh, hey, Forrester.

How's it going?

Hey, Jake, listen,
man, I got to go.

But let's have
dinner soon, okay?

On me this time.

Merry Christmas.

My buddy Jake.

So sounds like things are
going good for you, huh?

What? Oh, man, don't tell
me you just overheard that.

Okay, now I'm embarrassed.

[laughs]

Well, you should be,

because there is no
cell service in here.

I'm sorry?

Yeah, this whole block
is a dead zone.

Oh, really?

Well, then who was
I just talking to?

Uh, the only person who
finds you faintly amusing.

Yourself.

I know plenty of people

who find me amusing.

Oh, yeah? How is
skid row these days?

Okay, that was kind of clever.

And, of course, we
are pleased as punch

to be bringing our high
quality superior selection

to this part of the state.

Your grand opening
is on Saturday.

How did you manage to keep
it quiet for so long?

It wasn't easy, believe me.

Back to you, David.

How could this have
happened, Ben?

A heads-up would
have been nice, Ben.

- I was blindsided too.
- How'd he build a huge story

in town without anyone
knowing about it?

He didn't. He was crafty.

He went through a second party.

He bought the old Tower
Records just off the highway.

It's been standing
empty for nine years.

Well, serves us all right for
not buying more records.

Ben, what are you going
to do about this?

Well, naturally, Will,
I'm going to wave

my enchanted mayor's
wand seven times

and turn Barnes's new store into

a big pile of goose feathers.

- How would that be?
- Sounds good, Mayor.

But I'd keep that wand under
lock and key, because if...

Joking.

Unsuccessfully.

But maybe there is a
magic wand we can use.

Come with me.

You want to tell me
where you're going?

Less than anything
else in the world.

She does not mince words.

County library? Whoa.

Don't get in here much.
What are we looking for?

Municipal document.

I know I saw it down here once,

but they have moved
everything around

since I worked here
back in college.

Oh, I remember when
you took that job.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

Dad was scared stiff you'd
wind up a librarian

instead of going into
business with him.

Sis, you know I'm
not bitter, right?

About Dad leaving
the store to you

instead of the both of us?

Well, I hope not, Randy.

I mean, I was there when you
told him you'd rather spend

50 years in the Sahara than
one hour in the toy business.

Boy, sure took that
literally, didn't he?

[laughs]

But, well, I guess
it makes sense.

I mean, you love the
store as much as he did,

and I love crewing
on fishing boats

and giving you a hand in
the off-season, but...

But?

[sighs]

Well, it's just

I wanted Dad to be proud
of me, that's all.

Oh, Randy, he adored you.

Well, yeah, but it's not
the same as being proud.

- Ah-ha.
- What?

Come on down to Roy's Toys.

Roy's got everything you need
for Christmas this year.

How about a driver's license?

- Almost everything.
- [all laugh]

And... cut.

That was great.
Let's go tighter.

Five minutes, everybody.

Listen, Max,

the kid in the black shirt
over there is walleyed.

It's creeping me out.

- Walleyed?
- Yeah.

I'm afraid you're going
to have to replace him.

- Get a normal kid in there.
- Okay, Roy.

And do it quietly, under
some sort of pretext.

I'll think of something.

Good. Miss Halifax,
what's the good word?

- Problems.
- That's a bad word.

You need to see this, Roy.

It's from the New
Britain location.

Are they ready for
the grand opening?

There may not be any
grand opening, Roy.

Look.

What am I looking at?

County ordnance someone
dug up from 1948.

Forbids the operation of
any retail establishment

over a certain size.

Well, what about Tower Records?

It was never enforced before.

Well, why pick on me?

Why does Tower get
all the breaks?

Roy, they're bankrupt.

You're worth $2 billion.
Who got the break?

They did.

Okay, Roy, you're
getting hysterical.

You're right. I'm in a tizzy.

These things throw
me into a tizzy.

I need a field estimate
of my chances.

Of not being shut down if
you ignore this thing?

25 to 1.

Get my lawyer on the phone.

- Which one?
- All of them.

Okay, your little brother's
going to love this.

- Merry Christmas, Brady.
- Thank you.

- Paper just came.
- Oh, good.

Let me check out the new coupon.

- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?

Did they forget the
little dotted line

that shows you where to cut?

Oh, no.

I know.

I know.

What happened to the ordnance?

Connie, it's like I told
Will DiNova just now.

Barnes's attorney filed
a motion for a waiver.

- Filed a motion with who?
- The Board of Selectmen.

We're voting on it this month.

But it has to be a
simple majority.

That's the good news.

And the board is only me
and two other people.

Shirley Laverson who, granted,
might vote in Barnes's favor.

And my brother-in-law Pete,

who I just gave my
kidney to last year,

who I guarantee you will not.

And I'm certainly not going to.

What was... What's the bad news?

I beg your pardon?

Well, you said there was...
That was the good news,

like there was also
some bad news.

What's the bad news?

The vote is on Christmas Eve.

Until then...

[mumbles]

What? Until then, what?

- Barnes gets to remain open.
- No!

No, that is two weeks away.

That could seriously
damage my business.

I know. Will DiNova has
a lot to lose too.

Stop trying to cheer me up.

[phone rings]

Forrester Toys, where
you can pre-order

the all new Princess Ali...

DiNova?

Well, good morning, Connie.
Do you need a menu?

Oh, no, thanks, Joe.
I'm not staying.

Well, how about a referee then?

Toll House cookies.
Help yourself.

What is a toll
house anyway, huh?

Is that why you asked
me to come down here?

To ask me that?

No. You going to sit?

Got a proposal for you.

You're not my type.

Forrester, my deal will
go a whole lot better

if I don't have to
fight with you.

Mine won't.

All right, look,

I know we have a little
history together.

Your dad resented my uncle

for buying his own
store up the street,

and you resented me for taking it over.
I get it.

Is this going to
be a long story?

No, I'll cut right to the end.

- We're drowning.
- I'm not.

Give me a break.

We're in the same leaky
boat, and you know it.

Oh, a second ago
we were drowning.

So I mixed my metaphors a little.
Sue me.

The point is, there's
trouble in River City,

and his name is Roy Barnes.

I am well aware of Roy Barnes.

What is it you want exactly?

An alliance. You and me.

I'm sorry?

Strictly of convenience,

and only for two weeks.

You mean like working together?

Why not? I feel
like Bugs and Daffy

teaming up to fight Elmer Fudd.

It happened all the time.

Bugs never teamed up with Daffy.

What? You're cra...
You want a list?

"Rabbit Fire," 1951.

"Rabbit Seasoning," 1952.

- "Rabbit..."
- You know what, DiNova?

I don't care.

All I'm saying is we
pool our resources.

All we got to do is
keep ourselves alive

until the board votes to
reject Barnes's waiver

on Christmas Eve.

Then we're home free.

And if they don't reject it?

Well, then we're sunk anyway.

But Ben assured me
they will reject it.

I'm sure he told you
the same thing.

So, what do you say?

Temporary partners?

I'm going to have
to think about it.

What?

Have a nice day.

Are you going to let me know

before his big grand
opening on Saturday?

Forrester!

Man, she loves these
dramatic exits.

I know I do.

[phone rings]

Hello?

Oh, hi, honey. You coming home?

Yeah, in a bit.

Mom...

the sign on the store,

Dad copied the design
from the café he took you

on your first date, didn't he?

Mm-hmm. Brewed Awakenings.

Up in Grandville.

We sat sipping coffee for
more than three hours.

Your dad was so nervous

that half the sugar
ended up in his lap.

He was crazy about you, Mom.

Yes.

He loved me, and you,
and Randy, and TJ,

and that store.

That was his world.

Pretty great world.

You want to tell me
what's going on?

Oh, nothing, Mom.

It's just...

I have this friend.

She lost her dad four years ago,

and her husband a year later.

And now she's close to
losing her business.

So she gets to wondering,

what does luck have in
store for me next year?

Well, Connie, you
tell your friend

that luck can change.

Especially if you make your own.

Did you get that from
a fortune cookie?

Doesn't mean it's not true.

I love you, Mom.

I'll be home soon.

I love you too, sweetheart.

[phone rings]

Hello?

DiNova?

I'm in.

Yes! Oh, by the way,

I'm Bugs in this scenario, okay?

You're Daffy.

[laughs] I'm just kidding.

You can be Bugs if you want to.

Hello?

You've already hung
up, haven't you?

All right, then. I... yeah,
I'm going to hang up too.

You might be wondering
what it is I'm doing here,

and what it is
you're doing here,

employees of Forrester
Toys and DiNova Toys.

Well, as of today,

we few, we happy few,

we band of brothers...

- And sisters.
- And sisters...

are co-workers.

Each of our stores
is remaining open,

but we're going to be pooling
our profits, our inventory,

and our marketing plan.

Which means we're going to
ask all of you to put aside

that burning feeling of
disgust and resentment

that's been haunting
your thoughts

and fueling your nightmares

for the last several years,

and see if you can work
together as a team.

Do you think you can do that?

- Yeah. No problem. Easy.
- Sure.

You can?

We already get along great.

You do?

Connie, I think you might
be projecting here.

I mean, all of us
really like each other.

We actually hang out after work.

Maureen and I have been going
out for almost a year now.

And Kenny and I are thinking
of eloping next month.

- Oh.
- Congratulations.

Well, that was awkward.

If you laugh, I'll kill you.

[piano being played]

Okay.

That was, um...

that sounded...

you have been practicing
two hours a day, right?

Yes, I've been practicing
two hours a day.

Sometimes three hours a day.

Oh. Hmm.

Let me ask you a question.

I've been looking at this
photograph for weeks now.

One of those guys up there, he
was your husband, wasn't he?

Yeah. That's Alex
on the right there.

Ah. A fine-looking man.

Hmm.

Grand opening. Nice.

Who's the other fellas?

Oh, that's Roger DiNova.

They were partners?

Yeah, didn't you know?

I only hit town a
couple of years ago.

What happened?

Well, Alex and Roger were
best friends in college.

And about five years
after they graduated,

they decided to
open a toy store.

It was all Dad's idea.

Connie, do you mind?

I'm giving a piano lesson.

Actually, you're giving
a history lesson,

and I'd like for
it to be accurate.

Anyway, since Alex was
the primary investor,

he felt that it should be his
name on the front window.

Dad sunk every last nickel
he had into that place.

Roger was okay with
that at first,

but as time went by
and he was working

every bit as hard as Alex was...

Ha!

He decided that his name

should be there too.

And Alex refused.

They fell out over it.

And then Roger took out a loan
and opened his own toy store

one block down the road,
mainly out of spite.

Mainly?

Connie, do you want to
finish telling the story?

Oh, I wouldn't dream of it, Mom.

I love science fiction.

And they never made up, huh?

Funny you should ask, Joe.

Hi, Pam. TJ let me in.

Uh, sorry.

Probably should
have called first.

For what it's worth, Pam,

my uncle wanted to visit Alex

every day he was
in the hospital.

But he refused.

I know.

I'm sorry, Will.

Okay, let me just say
this for the record.

I hate this story.

Yeah, me too.

So, what brings you by, DiNova?

Joe, actually.

Francine said you might be here.

Pancake recipe for tomorrow.
The best you ever tasted.

It's yours?

The ex-wife's.

I'm sure she's whipping up a
batch every morning these days

- for Carl.
- Carl?

The ex-friend.

I hate all these stories.

TJ, did you remember
to close the garage?

No.

I saw a bobsled in there.

That yours, TJ?

- Yeah.
- Nice.

Getting ready for the
big race next weekend?

Oh, you mean the one
I'm going to lose?

He's been reading.

The Power of Positive Thinking.

You know, I was supposed to
lose to Mark and Frankie's sled

back in 1987, but I didn't.

I actually took first prize.

Maybe later I could
show you how.

Cool.

Grand opening. This isn't
even a good opening.

In two hours I've sold exactly one Mr.
Potato Head

and one game of Monopoly.

Actually, the Mr. Potato
Head just got returned, Roy.

But they took store credit.

Where is everybody?

You're not going to believe it.

Oh.

The princess will be
here Tuesday, Mel.

Hey, I am so sorry.

We are out of the Chase
& Go ball popper,

but I bet DiNova's up the
street will have one.

If I were you I'd hurry.

Reverend, how's it going?

Connie, if I served these at
church, we'd fill every pew.

That heavenly, huh?

[laughs]

Ben, looks like you could
use some more coffee.

Oh, thank you, Connie.

Hey, you know why they
call coffee "mud"?

Uh, because it was ground
a few minutes ago?

Old joke, Ben.

I'm not that old.

Hey, Eleanor, you having fun?

Sorry. I know I'm always
playing with this toy.

Oh, what do I look
like, the FAA?

Knock yourself out.

I really wish we could
afford to buy it.

My dad says there's no money
for extras right now.

Yeah, a lot of
that going around.

Not bad. Not bad.

Yeah, I counted 85 just now.

Yeah, it was almost
70 over at my place.

Well, you were right.

Americans will do
just about anything

for free pancakes.

I think this guy's
ready to propose.

Oh.

[laughs]

What is he doing here?

So, this is where all
my customers got to.

I wondered. Connie
Forrester, right?

That's me.

Roy Barnes. My
associate, Miss Halifax.

Nice to meet you finally.

And nice little shop
you've got here.

Be it ever so humble.

We were just in DiNova Toys.

Wall to wall. Tell
him congratulations.

Pancake breakfast.

Hat's off, guys. Very inspired.

- Mr. Barnes...
- Roy, please.

Roy.

I have to say, you're being
surprisingly gracious

considering, well...

I'm the competition?
Why the heck not?

I mean, you two seem to
get along okay, right?

- Peas in a pod.
- See what I mean?

I just figured that's how
things are done around here.

It's kind of refreshing,
right, Miss Halifax?

Like a mug of hot cocoa.

Or a stack of
buttermilk pancakes.

Speaking of which, do
you mind if we...?

Yeah, follow me.

The Eliminator?

So tell me, what's the
Eliminator, exactly?

- Sled.
- Bobsled, Mr. H.

Best one in the county.

Tell him how fast
it goes, Boots.

- 42.
- 42 miles an hour, Mr. H.

Oh, that's not going fast.
That's flying low.

Right. Hey, Boots, where
should we go to celebrate

after you win next weekend?

[laughs]

You guys are feeling pretty
confident, aren't you?

Well, who's going to beat him?

Anything's possible.

Cubs won the World
Series last year.

[laughs]

Cubs weren't facing
the Eliminator.

Hey, pal, listen,

I really want to see you
win next weekend, huh?

Me too.

How would you like a
one-man crew chief?

You're hired.

[drill whirring]

Hey.

You hear the latest
about Roy Barnes?

No. Do we want to?

Well, apparently now he's
a patron of the sport.

What?

"Toy mogul Roy Barnes
has thrown his hat

"into the winter sports arena

"by sponsoring Marshall
Booter's bobsled,

"the Eliminator,

which will be competing in the
winter carnival race Saturday."

Sponsoring?

Yeah, like it's
NASCAR or something.

Can you believe this?

- No.
- Why is he doing it?

"Well, just my way of giving
back to the community,".

"Barnes explained, as he stood
in front of his recently opened.

New Britain store."

What a pack of lies. He's
doing it to get to me.

To get to us.

It'll just be that much sweeter
to watch them lose next week.

Hand me that screw
right there, please.

I'm installing it now, sis.

You'd never even
know it's a camera.

Heck, you even fooled me.

[laughs]

Hard to believe.

Right? This dude's shoplifting
days are numbered.

Oh, that's great.

Thanks, bro.

Oh.

Hold on, I got to
take this, okay?

All right. Talk soon.
Bye, Randy.

Hello?

[sighs]

This is huge. Thanks, Tess.

I owe you one.

Tess Howard, I helped her
ace third period algebra,

and now she gives me
intel on Roy Barnes.

What's up?

Well, Tess works
at the warehouse

where they're shipping
the Alicias from.

- And?
- And...

she said there is
limited production

on the dolls this year.

Anyone who placed their
order after October 15th

won't be getting their dolls
in time for Christmas.

Like Roy Barnes's new store?

Like Roy Barnes's new store.

Does that mean Roy
is out of luck?

Up a creek without a princess.

[all laugh]

Hey, Roy!

Neil Armstrong, Roy!

Neil Armstrong!

What? Neil Armstrong?

Buddy, you're the
one in outer space.

Randy, I noticed some
more missing inventory.

I think our shoplifter
has struck again.

Don't worry, sis.

The gnome is in the home
and on the job 24/7.

Let's take a bite out of crime.

Okay, never mind
about last night.

Just go to when you first
opened up this morning.

Gas station, Randy.

Gas station.

No! I had the gnome
facing the wrong way.

At the window.

[sighs]

You know what? It's
my fault, Randy.

When I said to
monitor the store,

I really should have
specified this store.

Hey, hey, don't beat
yourself up, sis.

I'm partly to blame here too.

[phone rings]

Hey, Tess. What's up?

What bad news?

Will, we've got a problem.

- How big?
- Think Armageddon.

Uh, Sam will finish
ringing you up, ma'am.

Sam, please.

- What's up?
- Money changed hands.

The dolls that were supposed
to be coming to us tonight,

they're being
delivered to Roy's.

But isn't that,

oh, what's the word that
means opposite of legal?

Well, if Barnes
forged the papers,

it's just his word against ours.

We could sue.

And we would definitely win.
But I just talked to a lawyer.

He said it could take
up to three years.

Those are our dolls, Forrester.
We paid for them.

I know. The question is,

how are we going
to get them back?

[sighs]

How are your acting skills?

Let's find out.

Is this Big Al Larkin?

This is Sue Dodie
calling from corporate.

Yeah, listen, I just
heard from New Britain.

Uh, what's going on out there?
I mean, you lost or something?

What are you talking
about, lost?

I'm on Route 7 now.

Oh, no, you did not
just say that, Al.

Uh, please hold. Ned, Ned,
he says he's on Route 7.

I think he's going to
the wrong address.

What? I want that man fired!

Oh, whoa, whoa, Ned.
Okay, look, look,

cool your jets, okay?

I know that Roy is
your brother-in-law,

but let's give the
man a chance, okay?

Al, Al, listen, are you with me?

Listen, you're going to
the wrong address, okay?

You want to go to 870
Juniper Road, you got that?

870 Juniper. Got it.

Am I in trouble?

Not if you get there in
the next 10 minutes.

Good luck, Al.

Nice. Yes.

- Oh, 10 minutes. Come on.
- Okay.

- We got to go.
- Where are my keys?

[grunts]

Tell Sue Dodie that was 9
minutes and 58 seconds.

What happened?

I was running late.

I had to cross the river
at Marineaux Road.

They got a bridge there now?

No.

They really could
use one, though.

This looks like a high school.

Yeah, you know, Roy decided.

Tower wasn't big enough for him,

went out and bought
himself a high school.

- Pretty nifty, huh?
- I guess so.

It doesn't look like
a store, though.

Thank you, Al.

That's exactly the look
we were looking for.

Yeah. Latest thing in
kids' marketing, Al.

You make them think they're
in school, and then bam!

Toys.

Yeah, yeah, our new slogan is,

"It's always recess
at Roy's Toys."

Ah. Not bad.

Yeah.

Hey, want me to
pull around back?

We're already unloading, Al.
Thank you, though.

Gotcha.

Do you think Barnes
will report us?

For taking back our own stuff?

Not likely.

- That's it.
- We did it. Ah!

Nice, partner. Nice.

Got it.

♪ Moonglow ♪

♪ Moonglow ♪

♪ The moon will always shine ♪

♪ Shining all around ♪

[laughs]

I may be a terrible singer,
but I still love this song.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, this is me right here.

Up and to the left.

Thanks for the lift.

You know, the last
thing I expected

was to have fun tonight.

Me too.

But you did?

Overall, I'd say it was
better than a head cold

or filing a tax return.

You know, when you gush like
that, it just embarrasses me.

Good night, DiNova.

By the way, would it kill us

if we started using first names?

Why take chances?

Come on. Just try saying,
"Good night, Will."

Good night, Will.

There you go. Was that so bad?

Sort of.

[laughs]

- Good night, Connie.
- Good night.

And listen, now that we have
the dolls and Roy doesn't,

tomorrow's going
to be a mob scene.

Get some sleep.

[car door closes]

Some mob scene.
Where is everybody?

I don't know. Is there
something great showing on TV,

like The Godfather,
or John Wick 2?

I doubt it, Randy.

No, John Wick 2.

I heard you.

Maybe they're all at DiNova's.

Hello?

We're back here.

Our customers.

Shoppers at the Roy's
Toys in New Britain

got the Christmas surprise
of their life today

when Stephanie Desmore,

the pop sensation whose
theme from Moonglow

is now the number one
hit in the country,

took to the stage as part of
an all-day holiday concert

sponsored by toy
magnate Roy Barnes.

Word spread fast,
thanks to social media.

And now the star-studded event

has attracted an
audience of thousands.

Barnes had her flown in today?

Yup. We got the dolls,
but he got the diva.

♪ The moon will always shine ♪

I hate this song.

♪ Shine on... ♪

Mike.

Hey. Listen, business took
a major hit on Tuesday.

It picked back up
again yesterday,

but that balloon payment
I have coming up,

I'm going to be a little short.

How short?

Uh...

Chihuahua?

That's pretty short.

I know, I know. I have
to ask for an extension.

I can give you $30,000
now, but the other $40,000

maybe in three months.

- Fine.
- Before you shoot me down,

I just want to say that...
Wait, what?

I'll have to run it by Mr.
Harris, of course,

but I'm confident
he'll be agreeable.

Really? You're not joking?

Connie, have you
ever met a banker

that had you rolling
in the aisles?

Good point.

Thanks, Mike. Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.
- [laughs]

Plus a little cooking oil
for added viscosity.

And then you just stir.

And voilà.

Then it just sits
here overnight?

That's it, buddy.

You just got to leave
these garage doors open,

and by the morning these
runners will be pure ice.

Grease lightning.

- Not bad.
- Hmm.

Will this really work?

Well, it worked against
Mark and Frankie.

Mom, I think Will might be
almost as smart as you.

Not quite.

But I have my moments.

Dinner's ready, everybody.

Will, why don't you join us.

Come on.

No, you cannot see that movie.

You're not allowed. Not
for another 10 years.

- Mm.
- Mom, do you think Roy Barnes

will be at the race tomorrow?

Oh, I'm sure of it, kiddo.

Doesn't he live
down in Stanford?

- Yeah, but he'll be there.
- Oh, I burned him but good

the other night when I drove
past the gas station.

You guys should have been there.

It was the night
that I installed

the Gnome in the Home.

- Remember?
- Oh, yeah, I remember.

Yeah. So he's over by
the station pumps,

just yakking with some dude.

And I cruise up and start
going, "Hey, Neil Armstrong."

Neil Armstrong."

I rocked him to the core.

Neil Armstrong? Like...

Like the first man
to walk on the moon?

Yeah. Yeah, like, "one
small step for man,

one giant leap for mankind."

I was calling him a space cadet.

I was telling him to moonwalk
back where he came from.

Neil Armstrong. Come on.

Don't tell me you never
heard of that before.

- I never heard that before.
- Ah, well,

I guess it's just not hip
enough for you then.

Kids all know what
it means, right?

I never heard it
before either, no.

Well, I mean, the young kids.

- Yeah, sure. Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Thanks for dinner.
- Oh, thank you.

It was nice to get my mind off
Roy Barnes for a few hours.

Do you think he even enjoys
what makes him rich?

You know, toys,
children, all of that?

Not the way you do.

You really love it, don't you?

Why do you love it so much?

Well, what do you remember
about growing up?

I mean, before the age of 10.

Not much.

Most people don't.

But I bet there's a
special toy you remember.

Hot Wheels Spiral Speedway.

Got it for my 8th birthday.

See what I mean?

Ah, Spiral Speedway.

Mattel introduced that in 1983,

discontinued in '91.

Awesome track.

Whoa.

Well, when I help a child
find the perfect toy,

it doesn't just make them happy.

It creates a memory...
sometimes.

And when I do that, well,

it's not solving world peace,

but it's not nothing
either, right>??

Far from it.

Hey, uh, do you
mind if I ask you

a somewhat personal question?

I guess I'd have
to hear it first.

Have you been out
with anybody since...

Since I lost my husband?

The answer is yes.

Yes?

Yes, I do mind the somewhat
personal question.

Sorry.

For what?

All right, well, I guess
I'll see you tomorrow.

Top of the hill.

Top of the hill.

[engine starts]

[exhales]

- All right, here we go.
- Okay.

- This is it right here.
- Careful, TJ. Slippery.

- He's all right.
- All right.

Okay, buddy, let's go get ready.

Get away from your mom.

Forrester, how's it going?

Roy.

I heard you had a
little confusion

with the delivery of your
dolls the other day.

I'm very sorry.

These things happen.

Here looking after
your investment?

Oh, that? Come on, that's
just local advertising.

I don't have a horse
in this race.

I just came out to support
my new neighbors.

Like the one you hope beats
the pants off my little boy.

Not true. I'm only sorry

that there can't be more
than one winner today.

But there never is, is there?

You're a real piece of
work, you know that?

Okay, bobsledders,

take your places on
the starting line.

Mom, where's Uncle Randy?

He's down by the finish line.

You want Boots to give
him a message for you?

You're going to do great, bud.

Oh...

Okay, do you see him?

- [gasps]
- Oh!

- TJ!
- Whoo-hoo!

Come on, buddy!

The first thing I want to
do is go over the rules.

When I say go, you
slide down this hill.

Any questions?

Good.

Because that would concern me.

- Ready?
- All right, listen,

it's just like the
practice runs.

Tilt the wheel, don't jerk it.

Got it.

And remember, you own this hill.

These other kids, what
are they doing here?

- Visiting.
- Exactly.

Let's do it.

Hey, listen, I want you to win,

but I'm also your mom,
so be careful, okay?

All right, go get them.

You're all strapped in?

Because we have no insurance.

On your marks...

get set...

go!

- Come on, sweetheart. Come on.
- All right.

Oh, my God!

What? What's happening?

Barnes has better
binoculars than I do.

Ugh!

Come on, come on! Faster!

Aah!

No!

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

[all cheer]

- Yes!
- Yes! All right.

Whoo-hoo!

[grunts]

[both laughing]

Sorry, I got caught
up in the moment.

Bravo.

No kidding, that
was magnificent.

- Miss Halifax.
- A thing of beauty.

And a joy forever.
Congratulations.

You should really be on
Broadway, you know that, Roy?

What are you talking about?

I told you, I have no
horse in this race.

That you did.

See you around.

[music playing]

[no audio]

You know the penalty
for failure.

Wait!

Nice of you to drop in.

No!

[inaudible]

Hey. Want to dance, sailor?

Yeah, sure.

[O]

The answer is no.

Hmm?

No, I haven't been out with
anyone since Sam passed away.

You know, at first
you're just afraid

of what your kid might think,

but then when he starts asking
why you're not seeing anyone,

you know it's a little more
complicated than that.

I don't think it's complicated.

No?

You've been through the
ringer the last few years.

Twice, in fact.

Who wouldn't be scared
to get close again?

TJ likes you.

Of course he does. I'm adorable.

Sometimes.

[gasps]

Oh, did I really just say that?

Yeah, surprised me too.

Feel like going for a walk?

Sure.

Randy, wait.

Are you going home?

Oh, hey, Francine.
Yeah, my Blu-ray copy

of The War for the Planet of
the Ap es came in today, so...

I love Planet of the Apes.

Wait, you do?

Yes, I love it so much.

Wow, so cool.

- I know, right?
- Yeah.

Definitely going to have to
lend it to you sometime then.

Remind me, okay?

Okay.

[slow music playing]

Well, you're quite the dancer.

I... I took a couple of lessons

while I was stationed in Madrid.

It seemed safer than
studying bullfighting.

[laughs]

So you were in the service?

Marine Corps, 23 years.

Wow. That's very impressive.

[laughs]

Well, I don't know about that.

A lot of guys were
in the Marine Corps.

Better than me.

Let's try it again.

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

[laughs]

[mellow music plays]

Listen, I know I can be a
little sarcastic sometimes...

Oh, stop the presses!
Hold the headline.

Speaking of sarcasm.

But, no, this is from the heart.

I can't thank you enough, Will.

Well, TJ did most of the work.

No, I don't mean just
about the race today.

I mean about everything.

You know, the whole partnership.

It was a good idea.
You were right.

And if business keeps going
the way it's been...

Why wouldn't it?

And the board rejects Barnes's
waiver on the 24th...

How could they not?

Well, then everything will go
back to the way it was before.

Not a minute too soon.

So... dissolving our
new partnership,

that's good news, right?

The best ever.

I hate it too.

[tender music plays]

♪ ♪

Thank you.

You're welcome. See you later.

Hi. Did you find
everything you need?

I'll just curl this
for you real quick.

Make it nice and...

There we go.

[sighs]

I don't know about this.

I never liked the
chandelier, really.

Does Liberace live here?

I was also thinking about

putting in a porch
light right here.

Oh, nice.

That's very Pepperidge Farm.

You think Connie will like it?

What do you mean?

Come on, Will.

Am I blind?

You think handsome and
sexy equals blind?

Everybody in town knows what's
going on between you two.

She's a great girl.

You're a very lucky guy.

That I am.

It's my family home.

There is one piece of
bad luck, I'm afraid.

This couple down in Philly,

they're interested in making
an offer on the place.

I can stall them for a
while, but not indefinitely.

So do you think you're close
to raising the 80 grand?

Well, I got 37 so far.

Forty if I cash in my bonds.

That's not enough.

How much time do I have?

Two, three weeks, maybe.

Oh, that's not enough.

[sighs]

Will...

I know you were happy
here with Laura.

For a while.

And I know you think
buying back this house

will somehow make
you whole again.

But maybe there's an argument
for not buying it back

and moving on with your life.

Get a hold of yourself, Ben.

The forecast: Cloudy, windy
and cold this morning...

By the way, what was your
favorite toy growing up?

Dizzy Doll.

Dizzy Doll. What is that?

Like a baby doll?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

His eyes would sort of
light up when he speaks.

I know a girl just like that.

Come on down to Roy's Toys,

where everything at my New
Britain store is 80% off.

Nope, there's nothing wrong
with your television,

and you don't need
a hearing aid.

But if toys are
what you're after,

at Roy's they're 80% off.

No, no, no. Go on
back home, Santa.

Roy's got it covered this
year with this 80% off sale.

80%.

That's spelled 8-O-M-G.

It's 80% off, only at Roy's.
See you soon.

80% off.

New Britain only.

He's doing this to sink us.

Man, we're dead.

Over my dead body.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

[inaudible]

Oh, my gosh. Whose
puppy is this?

What's going on?

What's your name, little fella?

Oh, is it a doggy?

Is he okay?

Miss Forrester...

[pants]

I love these figures, Rick.

You guys are going to love
your bonuses this year.

Speaking of lovely figures.

Sorry, Roy.

She stormed right past me.

Oh, that's no problem.

Guys, you want to
give us a minute?

So, Miss Forrester, how are you?

Let me guess. Seething.

No, I passed seething
back on Route 15, Roy.

You're looking at full-on rage.

I want you out of New Britain.

I don't blame you.

This is just another drop in
the corporate bucket for you.

You know, you don't have
to be here, but we do.

Look, it's nothing personal.

My team did a field
study last year,

and realized that a store
in your part of the state

would optimize market share.

So we opened one.

To optimize market share?

Exactly.

For what does it profit
a man to gain the world

but forfeit his soul?

He gains the world.

You really are hopeless,
you know that?

Everybody should be so hopeless.

But, hey, I need a manager
for my New Britain store.

Somebody local, somebody smart.
You know,

knows all the parents' names,
sold toys to all the kids.

What do you think? I'll
give you a great salary.

I'd even buy your store.
How about it?

I think you know what you can
do with your offer, Roy.

Neil Armstrong!

What is with the Neil
Armstrong thing?

Field estimate.

Forrester's chances of
staying in business

if I take no further
action from here?

Three to one.

Here you go. [Phone rings]

Here you go, boys.
Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

Sis, telephone.

Hello?

Yeah. Mike.

Connie, I just had a call from Mr.
Harris.

I'm afraid he's rescinding
your extension.

What do you mean
he's rescinding it?

You need to have the
rest of your loan

repaid by the 24th.

Mike, today's the 22nd.

It's out of my hands, Connie.

Did Roy Barnes put
him up to this?

Mike?

It's nothing official,
you understand.

Then tell me unofficially.

Barnes is a VIP
customer at the bank.

He threatened to take
his money elsewhere

if we didn't play ball.

I'm very sorry, Connie.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

I didn't know Joe had
a liquor license.

He got it two weeks ago.

Just in time.

I'll have a beer,
please, Francine.

- You got it.
- Thanks.

[sighs]

I'm really sorry.

Got room for another clerk?

Experienced, hardworking,

and she'll even go
on dates with you.

Oh, I'd hire you
in a flat second,

but it turns out my
doors are closing too.

Hmm?

Um...

Connie, I don't know how
to tell you this, but...

I just took a job
with Roy Barnes.

It's the same one
he offered you.

Even if the board votes to
get him out on the 24th,

he still wants to hire me.

He promised to buy my shop.

No.

I want that house, Connie.

I need that house.

- No, you can't do this.
- I'm so sorry...

- No, you can't be doing this.
- Connie, please listen.

You have to tell
me you understand.

You have to, Connie,

otherwise the guilt's just
going to eat me alive.

Well, you know, they have
cures for everything now.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Eleanor. You got
here just in time.

What do you mean?

Well, we're having
a special today.

Everything in the
store is marked down

for customers named after
famous first ladies.

Marked down?

100%.

My gosh.

Better hurry, because
there was a Mary Todd

in here looking at
that yesterday.

Thank you.

Merry Christmas.

And Roy Barnes would put an end
to that sense of community.

I mean, not
overnight, of course.

But it only starts with toys.

And before you know it, Donna,

your dress shop that
you've owned for 17 years

would be wiped out by a
30,000-square-foot box store.

And Jim, your hardware store
would go head-to-head

with a Home World.

I mean, sure, it's got
a bigger selection,

but lower quality.

And terrible service.

And that kind of attitude
seeps into the groundwater.

Abby, by the time little
Wendy graduates high school,

this will hardly
be a town anymore.

You know, it'll just be another
giant retail wasteland

with a few houses in between.

I mean, sure, the maps and signs

will still say New Britain,

but it'll be a lie.

And we'll be the
ones telling it.

Thank you.

Thank you, Connie.

Now the board will
take its vote.

Yay to approve Mr. Barnes'
motion to remain in town.

And nay to reject it.

Thank you, Shirley.

It's only three votes,

so it won't take too
long to tabulate.

The first vote is...

nay.

And the second vote is...

yay.

And the third and
final vote is...

yay.

Roy's gets to remain in town.

Congratulations, Mr. Barnes.

You ingrate. I
gave you a kidney.

I support the free market, Ben.

I had to vote my conscience.

Sis, the guy over there...

Pete Griffin. What about him?

He's the one that
I saw with Barnes

at the gas station
the other night.

Neil Armstrong, remember?

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm positive.

Well, why would Barnes drive
all the way from Stanford

at that time of night to
meet with a councilman?

Ben, that vote was
tampered with.

Tampered with? By who?

By you. You were spotted
a few nights back

at the gas station
with Pete Griffin.

Filling my tank.

That's when the money
changed hands.

That's a serious charge
you're making, Connie.

Randy will testify to it.

Oh, I'm sure he will.

Doesn't mean it happened.

Besides, I just met
that man today.

Pete?

He's telling you the truth, Ben.

He said, she said.

What's the point in
even talking about it?

I feel sorry for you.

So do I.

You know why I feel
sorry for you, Roy?

Because you're nothing but
a no-good, two-face liar.

What did you call me?

You heard me.

I guess you don't want to be
working for me then, huh?

Yeah. You got that right, Roy.

Guess I'll stick with
humans from now on.

Excuse me.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

Remember this guy?

Dizzy.

Yeah, his eyes glow
when he speaks.

I know a boy like that.

I wanted to come over
and say thank you.

You didn't have to do that.

It was a lousy job anyway.

Should have seen the break room.

Was it worth it?

Almost.

Okay, now it was worth it.

Why is it so dark in here?

Yeah, they shut my
power off today.

I was going to pay
the bill, but...

Why didn't you?

Can't afford it.

But you have $40,000.

Had. Not anymore.

I spent it right before
I went to City Hall.

Spent it on what?

Your house, of course.

Not on the house.

On your store, actually.

It's all yours again, Connie.

Free and clear.

You deserve it.

A lot more than I deserve you.

But Barnes will just put me
out of business in a year.

Then we'll just have
to fight him somehow.

Where have you been
all this time?

Just up the street.

- Hey.
- Hi, Joe.

- Is this a bad time?
- No, no, no.

Come on in, come on in.

Well, how about some coffee?

Oh, no, thanks.

I was just getting
ready for church.

I guess I probably shouldn't
wear a tie with this shirt,

should I?

No, you don't need it.

Listen, I just came by
to return this check.

It's too much money.

Well, uh... Christmas bonus.

Well, that's very
generous of you,

but I don't think I deserve it.

You're not making much progress.

You're not making any progress.

Have you been practicing two
hours a day like I asked?

Because your niece
Tilly's wedding

is right around the corner.

[sighs]

Joe, where's your piano?

[chuckles]

You don't have a piano, do you?

I don't have a niece
Tilly either.

But I've been giving you lessons

every day for three weeks.

And they were worth every penny.

Oh. Hey, Francine.

Connie's not here.

Uh, no, I'm not here for her.

Randy, do you have a minute?

There's something I
need you to see.

Yeah.

[sighs]

You caught the shoplifter?

Um, no, Randy.

I am the shoplifter.

But I'm returning everything.

Unopened.

And I'll turn myself
in, if you like.

But why did you...?

I wanted you to notice me.

What for?

I'll set fire to
the sign tomorrow.

Oh, careful there, kid.
Arson's a serious crime.

- [chuckles]
- Don't forget,

the gnome sees all.

The Gnome in the Home.

It was facing the wrong way.

Your faces, your cars,
your license plates.

You're toast.

Yeah. Just met this
guy today, huh, Roy?

I gave you my kidney,
for crying out loud.

What did he ever give you?

Eight grand.

Eight gra...!

That's it. I want
my kidney back.

I want it now. Hand it over!

Wait, you know what?

I'm just going to
take it from you!

Get over here!

Field estimate.

What are my chances of winning
if that goes to trial?

I hate that number.

[laughs]

Hey!

Good work.

Thank you, Pam and Joe Haggarty,

for that lovely accompaniment.

Many of you were present at
their wedding this past spring.

Although tonight, we
are all gathered here

to celebrate the union
between Connie and Will.

[applause]

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