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Now we're looking
for two binomials
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that multiply
to get the given trinomial.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Whenever I wasn't being
challenged intellectually,
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my brain was more than happy
to step up and accommodate.
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It was like having the perfect
playmate in my skull.
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♪
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Sir, the COBE satellite is going
into an uncontrolled spin.
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So fix it!
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We can't. Our computer programs
weren't designed
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to handle a chaotic system.
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Darn it! If only someone could
calculate the maneuver
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and make it stable again!
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SHELDON:
There is someone.
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And it's me.
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You're just a kid.
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A kid who knows to
add an x-cubed term
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to a simple harmonic oscillator.
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If you extend the solar panel
by one meter,
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you'll save your satellite.
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You heard him. Do it!
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Right away.INGRAM: Sheldon?
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Sheldon?
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Were you paying attention
to anything I said?
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Yes.
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Then what'd I say?
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When factoring a trinomial
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where the leading coefficient
isn't one,
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it must be written
in descending order
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from highest power
to lowest power.
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Well... yeah.
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SHELDON:
You'll save your satellite.
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You heard him. Do it!
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It worked.
The satellite is stable!
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Yes!
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Thanks, kid.
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You really saved my bottom.
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Tell your bottom,
"It's welcome."
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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And bless our appetites,
both physical and spiritual,
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to honor You in all we do.
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In Jesus' name.
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What happened to "Bless
the hands that prepared it"?
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I thought I'd mix it up.
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I miss the old one.
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Me, too.
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Yeah, what I like
about the other one...
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And bless the hands
that prepared it.
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Amen.ALL: Amen.
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So, how was
everybody's day?
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I'm done with high school.
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What does that mean?
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Well, I don't
learn anything there,
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and I don't want to go anymore.
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Well, where do you think
you're gonna go?
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Who cares?
Let him go.
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Shh. Well?
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I've been corresponding
with Dr. John Sturgis
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at East Texas Tech.
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He said I could audit
his course.
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You're pen pals with a
stranger
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He's not a stranger.
He's a famous scientist.
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He carbon-dated
the oldest human feces.
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That ain't strange.
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Now, Shelly,
I appreciate that you want
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to expand your horizons, but how
would you even get there?
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The school's an hour away.
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I'm working,
your dad's working.
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Again, who cares?
Let him go.
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He could hitchhike.
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Perfect.
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It's only one day a week,
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and I was hoping
Meemaw could take me.
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I'm gonna start eating
dinner at my house.
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You better make
a whole lot of money
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and take care of
me when I'm old.
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I'm not interested
in money.
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I'm interested
in the pursuit of knowledge.
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That is the wrong
thing to say to someone
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who is spending her Friday
night as your chauffeur.
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Did you know the word chauffeur
is French for "stoker,"
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because the first automobiles
were steam-powered,
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and the driver had
to stoke the engine?
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Right there. Why am I
driving you to college
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when you already
know everything?
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ADULT SHELDON:
I didn't know everything,
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but compared to her friends
at water aerobics,
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I could see
how it felt that way.
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Okay, this is you.
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Good luck.
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Aren't you going to walk me in
and get me situated?
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Right this way, my prince.
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SHELDON: Why are they all
looking at us?
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I think they're
looking at you.
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Oh. Hello.
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MEEMAW :
There you go.
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Okay, you all situated?
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I believe so, yes.
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I'll be right outside.Are you sure
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you don't want to stay and learn
about quantum chromodynamics?
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And spoil the fun of you
telling me all about it
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on the ride home?
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No way.
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Smart.
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That's my meemaw.
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He's really ours?Thank you.
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Oh, come on,
you done all the work.
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Adrian, I can't believe
you donethis.
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Can you help me?
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With what?
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I don't understand
my homework.
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You're asking me?
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I don't understand
my own homework.
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I know, but you're all I got.
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What kind of homework
is it?
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Grammar.
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I ain't great
with grammar.
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Well, grammar's just talking,
and we both talk good.
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I guess. Gimme.
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There's a list of sentences,
and you're supposed to say
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if each one's a complete
sentence or not.
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GEORGE JR.:
The first one is,
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"Most people
in the country."
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That doesn't sound
like a sentence.
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But ask me who drives
pickup trucks.
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Who drives pickup trucks?
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Most people in the country.
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Well, now it does
sound like one.
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I told you, it's confusing.
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I can't help you.
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ROCKY: If you don't want me
mixing with Creed no more...
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Do you think we're stupid?
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Sheldon's in college
right now,
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and we can't figure out
yourhomework.
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What do you think?
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Sometimes I tell myself
I only look stupid
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because he's so smart.
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ADRIAN:
Win.
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Give me the book.
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Don't just sit there,
make me a sandwich.
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Coming up.
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Hello.
Hello.
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Forgive me, but is that pattern
a double basket weave?
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Um, I suppose so.
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I've always just called it
a "loop-loop whoopsie-do."
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Well, it's very
impressive.
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Do you knit?
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No, but it's always
intrigued me.
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Believe it or not,
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the first computer
was a loom.
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Is that so?
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It is.
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Well, okay.
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Okay.
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Well, if you'll
excuse me, uh,
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I have a class to teach.
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Oh, you must be
my grandson's pen pal.
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I'm sorry?
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Sheldon Cooper.
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The nine-year-old with
the flawless penmanship.
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I look forward
to meeting him.
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Well, he's right in there.
You can't miss him.
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He's about yea big.
Oh.
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An-An-And will you
be joining us?
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Will you be discussing
quantum chromodynamics?
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I certainly hope so.
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Then I don't think so.Are you sure?
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Every day is a chance
to learn something new.
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Can I ask questions?
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Well, how else
can you learn?
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Well, let's do it, then.
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My name's John.
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And I'm Connie.
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My middle name's Whitney.
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And now I know that.
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Well, I'm so glad
you enjoyed it.
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So, Sheldon,
what did you think
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of your first
theoretical physics class?
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I think I'm gonna do this
for the rest of my life.
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Good choice.
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Connie, I would like
to see you again.
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Perhaps we could
have dinner sometime.
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Yes, we would love that.
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We would?
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We wouldn't?
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You wouldn't?
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We would.
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Excellent.
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Excellent.
So, where are we eating?
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Okay, this says
"a complete sentence
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always contains a verb."
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Which one's a verb?
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"A verb is a word that
describes an action.
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I playcheckers.
You eatspaghetti."
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We suckat homework.
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The action is sucking.
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So, the first one
on your homework is,
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"Most people
in the country."
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I don't see
an action word.
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Neither do I.
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Georgie, I don't think
this is a sentence.
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I think you're right.
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Now I just have
to fix it.
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Put a verb in there, girl.
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I think you might be getting
a little ahead of yourself.
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I don't think so.
They're in love.
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They were looking into
each other's eyes
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like there was
something in there
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other than corneas
and irises.
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Well, if that's the case,
that'd be wonderful.
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It'd be more than wonderful.
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If they get married,
we immediately double
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the number of smart people
in our family.
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That means we go
from one to two.
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I got that.
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So, did you understand
any of it?
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Not a word.
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But he had on a tweed jacket
with the elbow patches,
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so he must know
what he's talking about.
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Boy, Sheldon's fired up.
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Oh, he loved it.
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He sat there for
an hour and a half
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just as happy as
a pig in poop.
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He mentioned you were
pretty happy
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about the whole experience, too.
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Well, I guess
Mr. Wizard did take
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a bit of a shine to me.
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What's that mean?
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It means he asked
me out to dinner.
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No big deal.
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So, you going?
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When have you known me
to turn down a free meal?
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Ain't that the truth.
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Says the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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Ain't that the truth.
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I do have feelings, y'all.
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Don't put on too much of that.
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We want him to like you
for your mind.
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I think I know what I'm doing
when it comes to men.
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If that's true,
then why do you live alone?
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Because my husband died.
Any other questions?
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He's here!
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I'll get it.
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Maybe that is a bit much.
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Hello, Dr. Sturgis.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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Come in. Meemaw's upstairs
getting ready for your date.
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Wonderful.
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Oh, my, this is a lovely house.
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Isn't it? Can you see
yourself living here?
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I can.
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Here are some things you might
find helpful about Meemaw.
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Her favorite color
is purple,
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her favorite ice cream:
mint chip,
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and her favorite food
is Mexican.
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Excellent.
Good to know.
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She loves gambling, bowling,
and especially me.
262
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,229
You can't talk enough
about me.
263
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,101
Tell me more about you.
264
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,580
My favorite color is blue.
265
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:09,799
Mine, too.
266
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,323
My favorite ice cream: vanilla.Good man.
267
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,978
My favorite food: spaghetti
with hot dogs cut up in it.
268
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,240
I've never had that.
269
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,546
What's your favorite food?
270
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:18,634
Grilled cheese.
271
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,940
What about the risk
of mouth burn?
272
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:24,379
It's a perfect excuse
for vanilla ice cream.
273
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,599
If you want to propose tonight,
you have my blessing.
274
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,298
Hello, boys.
275
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:33,083
Hello, Connie.
276
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,259
These are for you.
277
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,609
Aw, thank you.
They're beautiful.
278
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,481
Some of them are purple.
279
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,484
So they are.
280
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,660
I should probably get 'em
into some water.
281
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,661
I can do that.
282
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,097
You two begin
your courtship.
283
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,664
Moonpie.
Yes?
284
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,796
Go home.
285
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,494
So you can begin
the courtship, got it.
286
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,669
Go!
287
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,323
Dr. Sturgis,
288
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,673
I just want you to know
I couldn't be more pleased.
289
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,897
Well, let me
take care of these,
290
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,550
and then we'll head out.
291
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,595
I just need to
292
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,945
borrow your phone
to call a cab.
293
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,164
Why?
294
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,774
I don't drive.
295
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,081
Well, how did you get here?
296
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,170
I rode my bicycle.
297
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,346
You rode your bicycle?
298
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,740
I have a Schwinn Speedster.
299
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:25,048
It's got three gears.
I only use one.
300
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:28,791
I tell you what, how
about we take my car?
301
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,271
Excellent.
302
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:34,318
So, would you be opposed
to me sitting in the back seat?
303
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:37,278
It's statistically
the safest part of the car.
304
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,368
Actually, I would.
305
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,066
Asked and answered.
306
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,043
MISSY: Did you cry
when you saw it?
307
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,131
No.
308
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,219
MISSY:
Why not?
309
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,090
'Cause it ain't
that big a deal.
310
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,788
MISSY:
Okay.
311
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,837
Did you hang it
on your wall?
312
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:15,969
Get out of here!
313
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,798
MISSY:
I'm telling people you cried.
314
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,887
Do you like guacamole?
315
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,236
I don't know.
316
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:25,326
Being from Maine, we didn't have
much Mexican food.
317
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:28,982
Or Mexican people.
Or people.
318
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,462
It's just mashed up avocados.
I think you'd like it.
319
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,334
And they do it right
here at the table.
320
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,727
Did they run out of room
in the kitchen?
321
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:39,296
No, it's-it's like,
you know, a show.
322
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,298
Like Benihana.
Exactly.
323
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,300
I don't like Benihana.
324
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,042
Let's skip the guacamole.No, no.
325
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,262
You like it,
and I want this date
326
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,917
to be appealing to you,
so let's order it.
327
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,049
Okay.
328
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,486
I might enjoy it.
I might not.
329
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:59,055
But, uh, I'm willing
to take that gamble.
330
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,579
Which, uh,
I'm given to understand
331
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,104
you also like.
332
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:07,759
Oh, that little rat just
told you everything, didn't he?
333
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:12,329
Don't feel bad, I enjoy
a little gambling now and then.
334
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,027
Do you?
335
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,116
I sat in your front seat,
didn't I?
336
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,468
Good, I made you laugh.
337
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:23,732
Full disclosure,
I wasn't trying to be funny.
338
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,345
Still not trying.
339
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,223
They're not gonna
be back for a while.
340
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,007
Go to bed.
341
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,401
I won't be able to sleep.
342
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:41,532
I'm not telling you
to go to sleep,
343
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:42,969
I'm telling you to go to bed.
344
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:46,320
You don't think they'll have
relations tonight, do you?
345
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,104
Now I'm telling you
to go to sleep.
346
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,933
So, John, you ever
been married?
347
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,369
No.
Hmm.
348
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,154
Ever been in love?
349
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,112
Seven times.
350
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,505
Seven times?
351
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,246
How come you never
settled down?
352
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,510
Well, my feelings
were not reciprocated.
353
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,773
Well, that's so sad.
354
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:05,948
Not for them.
355
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,211
They all seemed pleased
with the outcome.
356
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,257
Especially number four.
357
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,824
She said she
dodged a bullet.
358
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:16,785
That is a very brave thing
to say on a first date.
359
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,004
Why?
360
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,484
If there's a second date,
I'll tell you.
361
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,487
I have a chance
at a second date?
362
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,925
This is going very well.
363
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:29,058
Try the guacamole.
364
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:32,192
No, no, no.
With a chip.
365
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,193
Oh.
366
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:36,065
Okay.
367
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:39,112
Like this.
368
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,158
There you go.
369
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,464
Mmm!
370
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,077
Now, how do
chimichangas work?
371
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,905
I have no idea.
372
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,952
Well, I think we should try
and find out.
373
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:57,652
How'd it go?
374
00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,002
Oh! What the hell?
375
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,873
I wanted to know
how your date went,
376
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,658
and I got bored
watching you sleep.
377
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,052
How long have you been there?
378
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,662
67 minutes.
379
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,316
Now, tell me everything.
380
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,971
Go away.
Let me sleep.
381
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,059
Okay.
382
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,321
But before I go,
should I be worried
383
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,409
he's not in your bed?
384
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,498
Get out!
385
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109
I certainly hope
you were nicer to him.
386
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,763
MEEMAW:
Out!
387
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,113
So, are you gonna
see him again?
388
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,376
I don't know.
389
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,857
He showed up at my
house on a bike.
390
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,163
Like a Harley?
391
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,816
Like a Schwinn.
392
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,296
You mean a bikebike?
393
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,386
With a jingle bell on the
handlebar and everything.
394
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,388
Well, that's kind of charming.
395
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,260
He doesn't know how
to drive a car.
396
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,391
Doesn't want to know.
397
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,567
Okay, a little
less charming.
398
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,047
There's something about him.
399
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:49,051
I mean, he's smart as hell,
and gentle and funny.
400
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,272
Not always on purpose,
but he's funny.
401
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:55,405
I never met anybody
like him.
402
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,320
Sounds like Sheldon.
403
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,843
Now, why would you go
404
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:02,021
and put that thought
in my mind?
405
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,980
Well, I think you should
give him another try.
406
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,808
I agree with Mom.
407
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:07,809
Sheldon!
408
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,818
Oh, no.
409
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,615
Aw.
410
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,923
STURGIS:
So, now we can discuss
411
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:39,580
what the perturbative QCD
corrections to R-bar look like.
412
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,365
So, you can also
write it as "R"
413
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,019
divided by the length of "R."
414
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,631
That would be a vector
415
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,242
of unit length...
416
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,550
...parallel...
417
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,597
to "R."
418
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,383
I'm sorry, where was I?
419
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,819
"R" divided by
the length of "R."
420
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,648
That would be a vector
of unit length parallel to "R."
421
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,911
Oh, yes. Thank you.
422
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:11,829
So, if you divide "R"
by the length of "R,"
423
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:15,833
that would be a vector...
424
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:19,010
of unit length parallel...
425
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,535
to...
426
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,538
I think you need to leave.
427
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,111
So...
428
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,678
when we divide "R"
by the length of "R,"
429
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:38,160
that would be a vector
of unit length
430
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,816
parallel to "R."
431
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,040
Sir, bad news.
432
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,955
Don't tell me.
There's another problem
433
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,783
we're not smart
enough to solve?
434
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,264
It's the satellite-- the liquid
helium is boiling off.
435
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,092
Well, why the heck
would that happen?
436
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,660
SHELDON:
I'll tell you why.
437
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,575
The sun must be glinting off
the solar panel
438
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:02,793
and hitting the dewar.
439
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,055
Why didn't you know that?
440
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,101
I'm a disappointment, sir.
441
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,755
We need to calculate
all the Euler angles
442
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,931
that would cause the sun
to hit the liquid helium.
443
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,237
Can you do it in time?
444
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,065
I can with my new friend,
Dr. John Sturgis.
445
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,415
Hello.
446
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,548
Hi.
447
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,159
He's gonna marry
my meemaw.
448
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,726
I bought her a bicycle.
449
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,685
A purplebicycle.
450
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,688
Purple?
Sounds like love to me.
451
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,128
Mr. Cooper?!
452
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,956
Huh?
453
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,349
Are you paying attention?
454
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,220
I already know this.
455
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,179
You know this?
456
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,182
But they don't,
so by all means, continue.
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