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What are you doing?
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I heard you could
punch a hole in these
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and make them double-sided.
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Then it would have more storage?
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Yes, but I didn't pay
for a double-sided floppy disk.
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So?
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So it's an ethical dilemma.
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We have to take a shower
in the locker room next period,
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and that's what
you're worried about?
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Actually, I have
a bathing suit under my pants.
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Whoa.
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That girl just took
a book on geostatistics.
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Yeah, so?
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That's not required reading
for any science course.
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Maybe she wants
to squash a spider with it.
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No, look, she's reading it.
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Who is this mystery woman?
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Should we invite her
to have lunch with us?
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I don't know. So far,
it's just been you and me,
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and we know that works.
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Do we really want
to mess with success?
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We could think of it
as an experiment.
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Oh, you do know
how to push my buttons.
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All right, go ask her.
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Why me?
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Your lack of testosterone makes
you adorable to women.
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I can't argue with that.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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My name is Sheldon.
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Yeah, you're Sheldon Cooper.
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You know who I am?
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Well, there's only one
nine-year-old in high school,
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and you still have
your baby teeth.
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She knows who I am.
It's going well.
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What do you want?
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Would you like to have lunch
with me and my friend?
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Why?
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Why else?
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So we can have
a spirited conversation
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about geostatistics.
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You really are
as smart as everybody says.
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My teeth are small, but my
prefrontal cortex is enormous.
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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *
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* Yesterday I moved a mountain
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* I bet I could be your hero
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* I am a mighty little man
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* I am a mighty little man. *
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ADULT SHELDON:
The addition of Libby brought
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a level of sophistication
to our lunchtime discussion.
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Her mom also packed
extra string cheese,
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which is a well-known
social lubricant.
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You're gonna be a geologist.
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That's fascinating.
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Why'd you choose that?
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When I was a little girl,
my grandparents took me
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to Carlsbad Caverns,
and I was hooked.
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Exploring caves,
that is super cool.
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Disagree. Dark,
enclosed spaces are terrifying.
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I get scared putting on
a sweatshirt.
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Hmm.
I've seen it.
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Pretty entertaining.
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Do you know what you're going
to major in in college?
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I'm leaning towards quantum
chromodynamics, but who knows?
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A few years ago, I would've
said choo-choo trains.
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What about you?
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Oh, geology for sure.
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Hmm.
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Really?
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When did you decide that?
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A long time ago.
Eat your apple slices.
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So we eat in the
library every day.
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You're welcome to join us.
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It's much better
than the cafeteria.
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It's quiet, and a lot less food
gets thrown at us.
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Yeah. Maybe
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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Right.
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Maybe y'all will.
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Bye, Libby.
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"Y'all"?
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I'm assimilating.
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Shut up.
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So how was school today?
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Sheldon's got a girlfriend.
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What?
SHELDON:
That's not true.
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Oh, yes, it is. I seen him
talking to her at school.
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Sheldon Lee Cooper, you dog.
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Is she cute?
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Compared to what?
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What grade is she in?
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Eleventh.
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An older woman.
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Nice.
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Most everybody's older than me.
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Why is that nice?
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So what do you think, George?
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Is it time to have
"the talk" with him?
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What talk?
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No talk. Nobody's talking.
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If "the talk" is in regards
to human reproduction,
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I already understand
how that works.
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How do you know that?
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I told him.
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Oh, Lord.
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ADULT SHELDON: And so,
our little social circle
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grew from two to three.
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An early example of how people
are just drawn to me.
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Are you saying
that without geology,
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there'd be
no theory of evolution?
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Charles Lyell taught
Charles Darwin
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the Earth was much, much older
than anyone thought,
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which gave Darwin the courage
to figure out
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all species evolved
over billions of years.
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That's good.
I can use that
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to humiliate my pastor
at Sunday school.
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I don't know
what's more beautiful,
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your mind or your eyes.
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Tam, please.
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We're eating.
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You know spying
on kids is creepy.
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I wasn't spying on kids,
I was s-spying on your brother.
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Why won't you just go inside?
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Well, then, it wouldn't
be spying, now would it?
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Oh.
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Oh, what?
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You didn't mention
she was black.
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Was I supposed to?
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No, 'course not.
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Then why bring it up?
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It just wasn't
what I was expecting.
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What were you expecting?
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It's a big school.
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Why are you right here?
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They've got some books in there
about Martin Luther King.
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Maybe you should go read one.
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Morning.
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So why did it take
people so long
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to believe in continental drift,
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when it's obvious
that Africa and South America
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-No, they don't.
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People didn't understand
continental drift
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because they didn't understand
seafloor spreading.
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What?
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I'm both threatened
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and delighted by your brain.
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I'm just delighted by it.
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They do fit.
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That's nuts.
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"Geologists lead
a sedimentary lifestyle."
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Libby, that is a good one.
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Can you believe
what's going on with him?
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:
I know.
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He's been on the phone with
that girl for almost an hour.
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Sheldon's got
a girlfriend.
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What are the odds?
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She's not a girlfriend,
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it's more of a mental rapport.
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That's where it starts.
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I did win you over
with my superior intellect.
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It was your motorcycle
and you know it.
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Good thing it wasn't
your masculine physique,
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because that is long gone.
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Why do you think
I kept the motorcycle?
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How come he gets to tie up
the phone and I can't?
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Because what is happening
in there is called a miracle,
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and God-fearing people do not
get in the way of those.
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GEORGE SR.:
Hey, Georgie,
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if you ever find a girlfriend,
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maybe you can go on a double
date with your brother.
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She's not his girlfriend.
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And I can find one...
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I'm just not looking.
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SHELDON:
Yes, that was a geology joke.
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We gotta get that Sports
Illustrated swimsuit issue
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away from him before he's
ruined forever.
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SHELDON:
Oh, Libby, Libby, Libby.
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What is happening?
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ADULT SHELDON:
What was happening was,
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like many men before me,
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I was being seduced
by the exotic world of geology.
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* I want to rock
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* Rock *
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* I want to rock
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* Rock *
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* I want to rock
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* Rock *
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* Turn it down...
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We searched for tektites
in a nearby ravine.
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Tektites are natural glass
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formed
during meteorite impacts.
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They also bear
a close resemblance
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to raccoon feces,
so I wisely adopted
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a "no touching tektites"
policy.
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* No
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* So if you ask me...
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It's called perfect cleavage
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when gypsum separates
this cleanly.
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I was so proud of Tam
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for not making
an immature cleavage joke.
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Look at me,
I'm touching cleavage.
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Until he made one.
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And, like
Mother Nature's piñata,
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geodes contained
a secret surprise inside.
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But you didn't have to suffer
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through a birthday party
to enjoy it.
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How's it going?
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Well, I think I figured out
the problem.
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What is it?
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I'm a terrible mechanic.
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What's up?
Well,
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Sheldon's been spending
quite a bit of time
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with this Libby girl, lately.
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Yeah, so?
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So isn't he a little young
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to be hanging with teenagers?
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Oh, he's only young
on the outside.
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Inside, he's an old man.
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I'm being serious.
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So am I.
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And with that bowtie,
he's old on the outside, too.
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Sorry I bothered.
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Hang on.
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What did you think
was gonna happen
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when we sent him to high school?
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I don't know,
that he'd learn stuff,
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and then, come back home
and be my baby forever.
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Mare, it's good for him.
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He may start college in a couple
years, what happens then?
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Off the top of my head,
he and I share a dorm room.
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You know I'd laugh at that
if I didn't kind of believe you.
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What are you doing?
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I need to use the bathroom, but
it can get uncivilized in there.
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Anyone in there now?
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I don't know.
I was afraid to find out.
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Anybody in here?
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Go ahead.
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I'll stand guard.
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Where have you been all my life?
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I don't think so.
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I gotta pee.
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That's your problem.
Keep moving.
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Thank you.
Happy to help.
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Is there any chance
you'd be available
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to stand guard at 1:45?
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You have a bathroom schedule?
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You don't?
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See you later.
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ADULT SHELDON: Whoever said the
quickest way to a man's heart
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is through his stomach
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did not consider
his tiny bladder.
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I think the best space shuttle
name so far is Discovery.
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What about Challenger?
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Too in-your-face.
Atlantis?
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A fictional island
that couldn't stay afloat?
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I don't think so.
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There's the Enterprise.
There is,
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and it's on Star Trek,
where it belongs.
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LIBBY: You know they're playing
a space shuttle movie
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at the Museum of
Natural Science.
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It's in IMAX.
I heard about that.
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The screen is supposed
to be huge.
They also have
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a great geology exhibit.
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Well, it's in Houston--
264
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,313
how are we gonna get there?
I'll drive.
265
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,315
Oh, I would love to
see a movie with you.
266
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,283
Don't you need to ask
your parents first?
267
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,153
No, Sheldon, I don't.
But won't they worry
where you are?
268
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,421
They'll be fine.
269
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,790
Count me in.
270
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,092
Glad you're not my son.
271
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,733
And now he wants to see a
movie in Houston with them.
272
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:06,800
Why Houston?
273
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,369
I don't know,
it's in MixMax or something.
274
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,171
So you're saying I got
to drive to Houston?
275
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,340
No. This girl Libby's
gonna drive.
276
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,942
Great.
277
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,143
It's not great, George.
278
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,445
I don't want my little boy
in some car
279
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,913
with a teenager
behind the wheel.
280
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,049
All high school kids drive.
281
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,984
Yeah? Well, I
don't like it.
282
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,285
Would you let me
get in a car
283
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,519
with a stranger
when I was young?
284
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,790
Well, nobody ever asked you out,
so it didn't really matter.
285
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,300
Hey. I want to talk to you.
286
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,103
Hold on. Let me bring
this into the station
287
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,006
so as not to disappoint
my commuters.
288
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,275
They'd like to get home
to their families.
289
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:54,514
I gave it a lot of thought,
and I'm afraid I can't allow you
290
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,316
to drive to Houston
with your friends.
291
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,818
Why?
292
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,152
Well, honey, you're
still a little boy.
293
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,287
I don't think it's right.
294
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,490
I'm not a little boy.
I'm a high school student.
295
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,225
I'm sorry, I made up my mind.
296
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,360
If you'd really like
to see this movie,
297
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,762
I'm willing to drive you.
298
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,163
Maybe we could meet
your friends there.
299
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,499
I don't want my
mommy to take me.
300
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,468
Well, then, you're not going.
301
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,839
ADULT SHELDON:
Anger is an ugly emotion.
302
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,941
Unbridled rage even more so.
303
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,310
And when it bubbled up
inside me,
304
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,513
I channeled it
the only way I knew how.
305
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,316
* We're not gonna take it... *
306
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,786
I cleaned the house
like a man possessed.
307
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,789
* We're not gonna take it *
308
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,825
* Anymore
309
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,927
*
310
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,063
* We've got the right
to choose it *
311
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,133
* There ain't no way
we'll lose it *
312
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,467
* This is our life
313
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,838
* This is our song
314
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,273
I can't hear Oprah!
315
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,575
I don't care!
316
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,211
* Don't pick our destiny... *
317
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,048
Sheldon, I need to get in there.
318
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,450
Poop at Meemaw's!
319
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,118
*
320
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,387
* Oh, we're not gonna take it *
321
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,859
*
322
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,427
* We're not gonna take it *
323
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,263
* Anymore
324
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,399
You missed a spot, weirdo.
325
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,234
I see it.
326
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:24,972
* Your gall is never-ending
327
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,140
* We don't want nothin' *
328
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,276
* Not a thing from you
329
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,079
* Your life...
330
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,314
What am I supposed
to do with this?
331
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,551
Send him over to my house
before he runs out of gas.
332
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,425
All right, I'll make
a deal with you.
333
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,359
I'm listening.
334
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,929
You can go to Houston
with your friends,
335
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,231
but I want to meet
this girl first.
336
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,600
That's very reasonable.
337
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,035
Thank you.
338
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,004
You're welcome.
339
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,106
Now, can you please reach
the dryer sheets?
340
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,275
I get vertigo on the step stool.
341
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:04,945
ADULT SHELDON:
I've often been accused
342
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,047
of being stubborn and willful,
343
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,950
but sometimes
it works like gangbusters.
344
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,054
Please come in.
345
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,622
Have a seat.
346
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,457
You have a
beautiful home.
347
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,292
Thank you.
Thank you.
348
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,296
I hope you'll forgive me,
I just wanted to meet
349
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,066
the person driving
my nine-year-old son to Houston.
350
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,234
I understand.
351
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:27,968
Me, too.
352
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,536
I wasn't talking to you, Tam.
353
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,006
And I just wanted
to make certain
354
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,574
that you've had
no traffic tickets
355
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,309
or, heaven forbid, accidents.
356
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,478
No, ma'am. I'm a
very safe driver.
357
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,181
You've got nothing
to worry about.
Good.
358
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,650
Good. Have you made
this trip before?
359
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,053
A few times, yes.
Mm-hmm.
360
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,588
Mm-hmm.
You smoke marijuana?
361
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,657
Mom!
No, ma'am.
362
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,025
Just say no.
363
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,263
:
Well...
364
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,498
I find this very reassuring.
365
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,666
I have to admit,
366
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,301
I had some trepidation, but...
367
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,537
having met you,
I'm feeling a lot better.
368
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,440
Good. You've got nothing
to worry about, Mrs. Cooper.
369
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,409
I've been babysitting kids
for years.
370
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,412
LIBBY :
Babysitting... babysitting...
371
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,948
:
Babysitting.
372
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,985
Babysitting... babysitting...
I've been babysitting
kids for years.
373
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,253
Excuse me.
374
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,289
I don't feel well.
375
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,723
They'll have to go without me.
376
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,561
*
377
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,433
MARY:
Shelly,
378
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,501
you okay?
379
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,170
No.
380
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,705
You want to talk about it?
381
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,607
No.
382
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,276
You want me to leave you alone?
383
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,278
No.
384
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,651
I thought Libby and I
were equals,
385
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,586
but she thinks of me as a child.
386
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,588
I'm sorry, baby.
387
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,558
Calling me that
isn't helping right now.
388
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,193
Right. Sorry.
389
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,762
She is almost twice your age.
390
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,731
There are people
five times my age
391
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,733
that are stupider than me.
392
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,668
This is not about being smart.
393
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,737
What else is there?
Well...
394
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,240
there's other kinds of maturity.
395
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,607
What's up?
396
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,576
None of your business.
397
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,145
Why is he crying?
398
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,646
Again, it's none
of your business.
399
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,713
Please go.
400
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:25,152
Fine. Celeste and I know
when we aren't wanted.
401
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,088
Where were we?
402
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,656
Different kinds of maturity.
403
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,458
That's right.
404
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,728
There's emotional maturity,
physical maturity,
405
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,398
all things that have nothing
to do with being smart.
406
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,301
Are you suggesting
I'm not emotionally mature?
407
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,736
I was hinting at it.
408
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,340
Regardless, I'm not interested
in making any more friends.
409
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,377
Oh, I don't think
that's how you really feel.
410
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,411
It is.
411
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,514
From now on,
it's a hermit's life for me.
412
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,450
I bet, when you grow up,
you will be surrounded
413
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:02,422
by lots of smart,
wonderful friends.
414
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,657
I can't see that happening.
415
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,126
Well,
416
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,461
the Lord works
in mysterious ways.
417
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,798
And here we go
with the God talk.
418
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,839
Hey.
419
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,141
Hey.
420
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,510
How was the IMAX movie?
421
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,478
Well...
422
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,248
MAN:
Okay, status. Find them?
423
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,383
Go.
Guidance...
424
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,421
What are you doing?
425
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,324
: What do
you think I'm doing?
426
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,160
Move your arm
before I rip it off.
427
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,696
It got a little uncomfortable.
428
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,298
Why is that?
429
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,300
Libby's got feelings for me,
430
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,469
but I think it's better
we just stay friends.
431
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,705
I've been giving
geology some more thought.
432
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,374
Yeah, and?
433
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,576
I've decided
it's not really a science.
434
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,579
It's not?
No, it's more like a hobby.
435
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,780
Rock collecting.
436
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,649
Childish, really.
437
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,184
I can see that.
438
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,785
ADULT SHELDON:
As you can see,
439
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,887
sometimes a person can be
both incredibly intelligent
440
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,223
and full of baloney.
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