All language subtitles for The Greatest American Hero s03e03 This Is the One.the Suit

Look at what's happened to me

I can't believe it myself

Suddenly I'm up on top of the world

It should have been somebody else

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

I never thought I could feel so free

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Just like the light of a new day

It hit me from out of the blue

Breaking me out of the spell I was in

Making all of my wishes come true

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

I never thought I could feel so free

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

NASA control toZephyr One ground crew.
Do you read?

This isZephyr ground. Go ahead, Control.

We have T-minus four minutes
and 37 seconds and counting.

What's your status?
We're ready for a final check.

Stand by for relay.

Interior cockpit temperature
stabilizing at 47 degrees Fahrenheit.

Computer terminal activated.

Atmosphere sensitizer at maximum.

Automatic pilot set at Zebra 52 frequency.

Taxi speed: 20 knots.

Launch speed: 150 knots.

Cruising speed: Mach 6. Roger, control.

Check affirmative.
Zephyr One is prepared for takeoff.

We have T-minus 17 seconds to launch.

Stand by for takeoff on runway four.

Countdown: 10, nine,

eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one.

Ignition.

Climbing to 1,200 feet.
Thirty-five hundred feet.

Decreased altitude, 3,000 feet.
Check altitude program.

Confirmed. Three thousand feet, dropping.

Alert all monitors... Zephyr
One losing altitude.

Cruising at Mach 6 on vector nine.
Uh, check stations.

Zephyr One still dropping.
Down to 2,300 feet.

Deviating from flight pattern.
Prepare for computer relay.

Zephyr One, dropping below radar.
Switch all monitors to "scan" frequency.

No sign of it. Radar transmission negative.

Scan all monitors.

Zephyr One is off the scope. It's dropping.

Comin' through here, kid!

Ralph! There are
hostages in the vault!

No! God!

This dame is strong!

Ralph, there's two more in the
elevator, headed for the roof.

Ralph! Ralph!

Going...

Get back down here, kid!

- Bill, are you all right?
- Thanks, kid.

I'm-I'm late. I got to meet Pam.
I'll see you later.

Nice of you
to drop in, Ralph.

Honey, I am so,
so sorry.

It was a little bit more
involved than I anticipated.

There were five
bank robbers, not two.

There was a guy running around in
drag, and Bill got in a fight.

There were hostages, and we had to
rescue 'em, Things just got out of hand.

Oh, looks like things
just got started.

Uh, what's this?
Let me guess... From the guy in drag?

Oh. One of the hostages, uh, a woman,
she gave me a kiss on the cheek.

She was so excited because I let her
out of the bank vault. It was nothing.

Am I late? Late?

No, you're not late, Ralph.

You were late the time I waited for
you in the rain for two hours...

while you and Bill were
busting some drug ring.

And you were late the time you promised
to take me to dinner for my birthday.

But you showed up for dessert,
because you and Bill were...

nailing some
international pimp.

That was late, Ralph.

This isn't late.
This is a clean miss.

Did everybody
go home?

Hours ago.
The party's over.

Well, honey,
don't be so upset.

Upset?
Why should I be upset?

Because you stood me up
in front of all my friends?

I'm sorry I was late
to your party.

Oh, Ralph, don't you see?
This has nothing to do with the party.

You know what it is.

What, what, what, what, Pamela?
You're talking about the suit? Yeah.

Ralph, the fact is, as long as you have
that suit, you have no time for me.

That's not true, Pamela.

It's not true.
Now, listen to me.

This is only a couple
yards of material.

But this suit is not gonna come
between me and somebody that I love.

Oh, Ralph, I want to believe that.
It's just not the way it is.

All right. Uh, honey,
I tell you what.

Tomorrow's Friday.
Why don't you go in to work...

and tell your boss
that you need a break.

You need a week off. And then you and I
can go away on a... on a little vacation.

I got a friend of mine, Frank,
has a cabin up in Big Sur.

We'll go up and spend
some time together alone.

I mean, no Bill,
no scenarios, no red suit.

I won't even wear
underpants.

Okay? Come on.
What do you say? Come on.

Sounds good. Yeah,
but what's Bill gonna say to all this?

Well, he's pretty reasonable.
I mean, he'll understand.

Well I don't understand. No more
scenarios, no more Maxwell, no more suit.

Are you going off the deep end on me again,
Ralph? Now, what is the matter with you?

Well, Pam and I are going away for a week, and
we are not going to be disturbed by anyone.

Not for any reason.
Our relationship is on the line here.

Okay. I read you loud and clear,
kid, but you can do it next week.

Come on. This one... I'm telling you,
this one right here, this baby...

I know, I know, Bill.
That baby right there is it.

Yep. That's the big one,
the case to end all cases.

The one that'll put you
in charge of the bureau.

The case that the suit was meant for.

How did you know?
Come on, kid.

I'm telling you, this one's gonna be
neat, and we're gonna have some fun.

Because what we're gonna do... Forget it, Bill.
Just put it out of your mind, all right?

Forget it.
Pam and I are going away for a week.

Hello?
Yeah, hi, Frank.

Uh, we were just about to head out
for the cabin, and I wanted to call...

and, uh, check and see if the key was still
in the power box in the back of the...

What?

When?

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

No, I-I'm sorry
to hear that.

Well, all right.

Uh, I'll talk
to you soon, then.

Yeah. Bye.

What's the matter? It's gone.

What's gone?

The cabin. It, uh, caught fire and
burnt down to the ground, to ashes.

Oh, boy.
That's terrible, Ralph.

That's really tough luck there.
No kidding.

I'm really sorry to hear that.
Uh, but maybe it's a sign.

Yeah.

It means that my future with
Pamela just went up in smoke.

Oh, come on, kid.

Counselor isn't like that.
She's gonna understand.

What's the counselor
gonna understand?

Oh, hi. Uh, hi, honey.

Uh, listen. We got some
bad news I got to tell you.

Uh, I called Frank to check on
the whereabouts of the key...

and make sure it was still in
the power box out in the back,

and he said that, uh...

He told me that
the cabin burned down.

Burned down? Yeah, see,
there was a...

There was a little squirrel
I guess they found out...

that brought in a piece of
burning timber from a campfire,

and it caught
the drapes, and...

Well, I thought you were doing pretty good there
till you got to the part about the squirrel.

Uh, Pamela,
I'm telling the truth.

I mean, if you don't believe
me, you can call Frank yourself.

I don't need to call Frank
to see what's going on here.

Bill has a case.
Don't you, Bill?

Oh, now, let me guess.
This is it.

This is the one
the suit was meant for.

What do you guys,
rehearse this stuff? Come on, now, honey.

Just because we can't go to the mountains
doesn't mean we can't take a nice vacation.

We'll find
a decent place to stay. Yeah?

Have you ever tried getting into
a place at the last minute...

A decent place...
Without a reservation?

Well, we'll try, and if we can't find a
decent place to stay, we can stay right here,

as long as we're together,
and alone.

I give up.
I give up.

Well, wait a minute. Before everybody
flies off the handle, please,

can we just sit down like
nice, grown-up people and talk?

- Huh?
- Okay.

Talk. Well, I will.

Because, uh, I happen to agree with
both of you that you do need a vacation.

There's no question about it.
You've been drawing a lot of extra time...

I mean, what,
between me and the suit.

And even the bureau, you know,
gives everybody two weeks off.

Uh, as a matter of fact, they pitch right in there
and help us to find some real nice place...

and-and-and give us a break with
it, uh, down in the tropics.

But I mean, you know me.
I'd rather spend my vacation in the, uh...

The ballistics lab,
uh, anyhow, uh, sometimes.

- Bill, what are you getting at?
- Well, what I'm getting at is,

why don't I just...
give you my vacation?

Because, I mean,
if I'm probably not gonna use it anyway,

why, it'll just be
going to waste, so, uh...

I believe I have a...
A brochure.

Yeah, here. I even got a brochure here.
Oh, boy. Yeah. Look at this.

Oh, yeah. Forget about cabins
in the mountains and that stuff.

Look at this. Oh, boy!
Wait'll you feast your peepers on this.

Ralph, it's gorgeous. Very, very nice.

Bill, we can't
accept this. Yes, we can.

Yeah, well, sure. I mean, of course.
Now, that's the spirit. See?

Uh, all I have to do now is
just go over to the bureau...

and pick up your tickets and
your reservations and stuff,

and you guys are off...
Off to paradise.

Well, Bill, this is very nice of you.
It's, uh, highly unusual, but very nice.

Yeah, it is.
Yeah.

Well, anyway, I can probably take
care of this case all by myself,

and, uh, the important
thing is that, uh,

you know, the two of you
have a wonderful time.

Peace.Yeah.

Okay.Yeah.

What time are we supposed
to pick up Stanislov?

His boat arrives
at 2:00 tomorrow...

if everything
went as planned.

Well, the plane's here.
I'd say we're right on schedule.

Don't get
overconfident.

Till Stanislov
gets here,

reprograms the plane
and gets it to Russia,

anything can happen.

There is a big difference between writing
a brief here and writing one in my office.

It's so far away from
everything, including Bill.

This really was a very nice
thing he did for us. Yes, it was.

I wish he would have explained about
the roommate situation, though.

Well, these singles resorts
always give you a roommate.

They think it makes it easier
for you to meet people.

Great. So I have to put up with
Alejandro for the next week,

with his buttonless shirts
and his Italian shoes.

A swinging single?

You should see this guy's
collection of room keys.

Well, at least
he's not there very much.

- Yeah.
- You know, honey, your back is red.

I think you should
cover up. I do not burn.

Yeah, right.
Well, would you put some of this on?

For me? For you,

Anything. Anything.

I'm gonna go
phone this in.

Excuse me.
Mr. Hinkley? Yes.

You have a message. Oh, thank you.

"There's a surprise waiting for you
in your room." All right, Pamela.

Pamela.

Honey?

Oh, cupcake... I knew you couldn't
live without the suit, kid.

No, no, no! Okay, kid. Now, before
you start yapping at me,

you gotta let me
explain this here.

Bill, what are you doing here? What are you
doing here? What's that suit doing here?

I didn't want to do it this way, Ralph.
I swear to you.

But, uh, well, we're talking about
national security here. I had no choice.

Oh, I see.
Suddenly the light dawns on me.

You just didn't happen to have two tickets
that were laying around not being used.

This was all a plan to get me down
here, Bill, wasn't it?

Now, come on.
Admit it. Ralph,

you're making me sound
like a real creep.

No, I'm not, Bill.
That sort of thing comes naturally to you.

Okay.

All right. Originally the-the two
tickets were for you and for me.

I tried to tell you that,
but you wouldn't listen to me, see?

And then the counselor was throwing
the towel in, and I thought, well,

what's a better way
than to try to, you know,

get the two kids together, and they
would have a little couple of days,

and, uh,
still get the job done.

What's wrong with that? Nothing's wrong
with it, Bill, but nothing's gonna happen.

You know why?
Because I'm not putting the suit on,

and you are leaving here
immediately.

Right now. Go, go. All you have to do is
just holograph off of this.

See? Just holograph off of this,
and that's it. It's over. You're finished.

That's the end of the caper for
you, and, uh...

And that's all
you have to do, see?

You and the counselor can go off
and snorkel your little brains out.

What is this? That'sZephyr One.

It's a top-secret, pilotless aircraft.
One of a kind.

It's a prototype,
sent up on a test mission, and it's gone.

We lost it. I... We...
Nobody knows.

But, uh, it only had enough fuel
for a hundred miles in any radius.

So it's gotta be down here someplace,
no matter how you figure it.

So I figured you'd just,
uh, zoom in on it, you know,

and I'll go fish it out of the
ocean or wherever it crashed.

I thought you were on bank
robbers this week, Bill.

What, isn't this a little
bit out of your jurisdiction?

I got a friend that's
in international affairs,

and sometimes he asks me for... so
I have to help him out, you know?

So, uh... Come on, Ralph!
What are we arguing about?

We gotta find this thing before
the guys with the vodka breath...

get a drift that it's gone,
and they come after it too.

Come on.
Where's the old spirit?

Come on. Just put the suit on for a couple
of minutes. Holograph in, and it's over.

You go swimming.

All right, Bill. All right.
All right. Fine.

I will do it.
I will do it.

But if Pamela finds out
about this, it's over.

I'm telling you.
It's absolutely over.

Now, if you can live with that on
your conscience, then fine, Bill.

Well, sure. I mean, come on.
Who's gonna tell her?

You know I'm not gonna tell her.

Ow! What happened, kid?
What's the matter?

Oh! The suit is
tearing up my back.

Oh, boy.
Look at you, Ralph.

I'm afraid you're
really burned here.

- I don't burn.
- Right.

Okay, now, uh...

What do you get?

She's sitting
under a tent, Bill.

What? Barren country.

A couple of shacks,
camouflage cover over it.

Somebody reprogramed her computer.
She's been kidnapped!

Okay, what else do you get?
Where is this, uh... Where-Where is it?

Um...

Ralph? I'll be right with you.

Ralph, are you in here?

I'm in here, honey!

Ralph, is anything wrong? Oh, hi.

No, no, no. I just, uh,
got a little bit too much sun is all.

Crept up on me, which is unusual,
'cause I usually don't burn.

So I-I-I came in.Oh.

I wanted to let you know that I got cornered
into a game of tennis with Phil and Bunny.

Couldn't really get out of it 'cause
they reserved a court. Is that okay?

- No!
- Uh...

Did you say no? Uh, no.

Uh, I-I don't mind. Oh, great.

Then I'll meet you down at the
tennis courts in about 15 minutes?

Sure. Sure. Okay.

You all right? Yeah, yeah.

Ralph, you cannot possibly think
about going to play tennis...

when a top-secret government
project has just been sabotaged.

You can't do it! Bill, now, I-I-I promised
Pam a week together.

- Alone. You're gonna have to go find the plane yourself.
- Come on, kid.

This is the kind of thing
that the suit was meant for.

Attorney, huh?

Well, I've just about had my fill
of attorneys since my divorce.

What a battle, let me tell you.
Yes, they can be unpleasant at times.

Honey, mine wasn't unpleasant.
It was World War III, let me tell you.

And then Marilyn...
That's my ex-wife...

She ended up with everything
except my toothbrush.

Turn your head, lamb chop. Oh, she's a
heartless, conniving witch, let me tell you.

- I think you already have.
- Hi, gang.

Oh, here he is. Sorry I'm late.

A little, uh, chilly,
are you, Ralph?

Oh, I got too much sun,
so I thought I would cover up.

Would you like some zinc
on your nose, sweetie-pie?

Well, what do you say we
get this massacre underway?

I ought to warn you sports first
that, uh, I could have gone pro.

Oh! What the hell's the matter
with you Bunny?

You're supposed to punch on the volley.

- Punch!
- Punch! - Punch.

Welcome, Colonel Stanislov.
How was your trip?

Terrible. I hate boats.
I prefer planes.

Well, your plane is waiting for you
now, ready for your expertise.

My expertise?

I hear the United States is
preparing a covert search mission.

We must not waste time. There's nothing
to worry about.

Everything is going
exactly as planned.

I gotta get a new racket.

I seem to have broken
a string on this one.

Psst! Ralph!
Over here!

Okay, now, listen up.

There's only three places on the island
that look like they've got barracks.

Wiki Wiki Falls, something
called, uh, Treasure Hunt Park,

and Pirates' Hideaway.

I'm betting my coconuts on that one, 'cause it's
the only one close to anything like a runway.

Wiki Wiki Falls? Pirates' Hideaway?
Bill, that's a tourist map!

Well, yeah. So what? Come on.
It's gonna get us there. Let's go.

Well, I can't,
we're at ad-in and I'm up serving.

Look, kid. It ain't Wimbledon. Go on. Get
out there and give 'em the old super-serve.

Right down the throat.
You got the suit under there.

I got it. Hey, Ralph! You gonna
pay or play or what, huh?

- Yeah. Uh, I'll meet you around back in five minutes.
- Sic 'em!

Honey, I'm gonna
finish these guys off.

Why don't you go way up
to the net there.

I'm gonna serve to his backhand.
Move right up against the net...

and turn around.

No, turn around some more.
Some more.

Okay.

Game, set, match.

That was, uh, quite a serve you got there,
Ralph. Where did it come from all of a sudden?

Well, I don't know. I guess that
little break did me a lot of good.

Honey, I want to run out and
get some lotion for my sunburn.

I'll be back in
a few minutes, all right? Sure.

Take your time.
I'm gonna go get a nap.Okay. Here.

Thanks for the game.

Oh, I loved that guy's face when
you put the hole in his racket.

That was the
smoked-turkey look. Where are we going?

Pirates' Cove first. I got us some wheels,
and I don't want to hear a lot of crabbing,

because it's
the best I could find.

That sounds great. What did you get,
a wheelbarrow? Well, not exactly.

You could call it sort
of an off-road R.V.

A what?

Bill, where did you
get this thing?

Well, Carlisle's been nagging me about
expenses. It's cheaper than a car.

No, I meant the shirt.
Alejandro, your roommate.

My room... Ralph, I took a shower.

I can't be wandering around
the islands wearing a suit.

Needed something inconspicuous. I don't know how
well I'm doing with these Ali Baba shirts here.

Alejandro. Huh?

The sleeves. What?

Forget it.

There's more than one way to
get to the scene of a crime

Got to pick up the pace We'd
better not waste any time

No, no, no

There's danger around
us and trouble ahead

And this is the best you can do

Just me and you on a
bicycle built for two

Bill, we were by here
10 minutes ago.

You got us going
around in circles.

Well, it's gotta be here someplace.
Uh, give me the map again.

It's here
in your pocket. Huh? Oh.

We're okay now.
This road leads us right to 'em.

There's danger around
us and trouble ahead

Just me and you on a
bicycle built for two

Okay.
There's some shacks,

a camouflage net, and there's baby.

Now all you got to do is take out Buster
Brown and his pal down there, and, uh...

And you're home with the counselor in
time for shuffleboard. Nothing to it.

Looks like I'm gonna get into a
little game of shuffleboard right now.

Ralph!

Bill, where are you?
Yeah, Ralph. Over here.

Bill, I took care of the guards.
What do you want me to do?

Get to the nearest phone and call Ron Jarrett
at the bureau. Tell him I got the plane.

All right. Do you want me to, uh,
get the local authorities involved in this?

I'll take care of it.
Don't worry about it.

Just get in touch with Jarrett and nobody
else, and it's back to the counselor for you.

I told you you'd be done
for shuffleboard.Yeah.

Excuse me. Mr. Hinkley.Yes.

You have a message.

Pamela?

Oh, Ralph,
I couldn't help it.

I mean, I've never done
anything like this before.

I've never just thrown
myself at a man.

But today, Ralph,
out on the courts,

I could feel that there was
a chemistry between us,

a certain
kind of heat. It was just me sweating.

Oh, no.
It was us, Ralph.

Our energies were communicating
cosmically, Ralph.

And you know how I knew? Don't pull
at my sleeves, all right?

You know how I knew we
were communicating, Ralph? How'd you know?

I knew it when you kept hitting the balls
over to me, and you didn't even have to.

That's because I have a weak backhand.
Now, Bunny, listen to me for a minute.

I have a girlfriend... no, more than a
girlfriend, a fianc�e, and you have Phil.

Oh, who cares about Phil?
All he talks about is his ex-wife.

Ralph, do you understand
what I'm saying?

Red underwear and a cape?

I love it.

Bunny! Bunny!

I don't believe it.

Oh! Masher!

Oh! How disgusting!

Pamela, she was
in the room when I got here.

I had nothing
to do with this.

I don't know what
I'm more upset about...

- the fact that you were mauling her neck...
- She was mauling my neck.

- Or that you're wearing that suit.
- Oh.

Okay, where is he?

Who?

Oh, come on, Ralph. Where goeth the
suit, so goeth Bill Maxwell.

Oh.
He's at the plane.

What plane? Uh, Zephyr One.

It's a secret government plane that
turned up missing in this area.

And Bill asked me as a favor if I would
try and help him locate the plane,

and I and did, and it's all taken care
of, and so there's no reason to be mad.

You know, Ralph,
I wanted to believe...

that we could have
one week to ourselves.

I wanted to believe that you could take a vacation
from that stupid suit for one lousy week.

But you can't.

So why don't you just admit that to
yourself and stop lying to me about it?

I'm not lying to you
about anything, Pamela.

I didn't know about anything until
this morning when Bill got here.

He's the one who got me into
this whole thing. I'm innocent.

Oh, I see.

And I suppose Bill held a gun to your
head to force you into the suit...

the same way Bunny held a gun to
your head to force you out of it?

Oh...

Give me a break.
Of course not.

So then why do you keep
blaming other people...

for the fact that you sold out
on a promise you made to me?

I didn't sell out on a promise I
made to you. I did what I had to do.

- And I don't recall having neglected you.
- That's not the point, Ralph.

The point is, this was supposed
to be a vacation from work.

Well, let me remind you, Pamela,
that you brought work from your office.

I have a little work that I have to do.
We're adults.

Work follows us sometimes. I think there's
a substantial difference...

between jotting a few notes
down on a legal pad...

and searching
for a missing aircraft.

Ralph! Ralph, come in!
Go ahead.

Your master calls.

Ralph!

Ralph! Ralph, come in!
I'm in trouble here.

I'm out of ammo. There's more guys.
I thought we had 'em all.

- Ralph. Ralph, come in.
- Yeah, Bill. Go ahead.

Let go of me, ya bum!

Bill? Bill?
Come in, Bill.

Get this fed out of here.
He's probably called for help.

What's the matter? Oh, boy.
They got him.

They got him. Who did?

The same guys
that stole the Zephyr.

Not that you
should be concerned.

Bill, come in please.
Come in. Bill?

Ralph, it sounds like he had to
leave without the communicator.

Oh!

Okay, Ralph. What are you looking for?

I'm looking for the shirt that
Bill left here this morning.

I need something to holograph off of.Okay.
What does it look like?

Uh, well, it's blue
with long sleeves.

All right.

I don't see a shirt, but there are
all these buttons on the floor.

Buttons? Yeah, six matching buttons.

That's Alejandro's. He cut the buttons off
of Bill's shirt, and now he's wearing it.

We've got to find him.

Ralph, I just
want you to know...

that, uh,
it's over between us.

I mean, I'm gonna help you look for
Bill, but then it's over.

I just...
I can't do it.

It's your choice.
If you can't take it, you can't take it.

Okay. Uh, wipe the lipstick
off your mouth.

Thank you.

I think you're making a mistake, comrade.

We should kill him and not
have to worry about him.

Are you crazy?
Do you know who this man is?

This is Agent William Maxwell of
the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

This man is the United
States's top field agent.

The Kremlin has a file an inch thick
on him and his impeccable record.

And today we have seen
some of his skill at work.

Tell me, Mr. Maxwell,

how were you able to single-handedly
dispose of a dozen men with rifles?

Stick it in your ear, commie.

He had help, comrade.

Some of the soldiers said they saw
another man in red with a cape.

No doubt.
Now bring him below.

You know, Mr. Maxwell,
I think you and I have a lot in common.

Not really.
I hate your guts and vice versa,

but after that, it's a wash.

True, we are enemies in history,
but in our hearts, we are soldiers.

Loyal, dutiful soldiers.

And what do we have
to show for it?

Well, after 20 years,
I get a pension.

The way this one's going, you're
gonna get a free vacation to Siberia.

With your record,
you should be running the country.

But instead, your government sticks you
at the desk in the Federal Building.

But the soldier in your blood keeps
you in the battlefield. Yeah, okay. So?

We are dinosaurs,
Mr. Maxwell. A dying breed.

We are top soldiers
in our countries.

But we are being pushed around.
Doesn't that bother you?

- You bother me, pal.
- That is the attitude I am talking about...

Forceful, strong, fearless.

A soldier.

Your country has designed
an incredible aircraft.

Well, everybody back at the home office is gonna
be real pleased that it meets your approval.

But you see, a plane like that is
what makes soldiers like us obsolete.

Well, why don't you just give it
back, and we'll call it square.

But I have decided...

to use this
remarkable aircraft...

to prove that a true soldier
cannot die.

And at exactly 4:45,

Zephyr Oneand Air Force One
will meet in the sky...

500 miles
off the European coast.

What?

Yes. And in one
swift stroke,

we will be rid
of the men...

who are trying
to sign away...

the life of soldiers.

Excuse me.
Alejandro? Yes.

Hi, I'm Pam Davidson,
Ralph Hinkley's friend?

Oh, yes. Pamela.
Oh, it's so wonderful to finally meet you.

This is Ralph's fianc�e.
You know my roommate, Ralph?

You know him,
Cindy, don't you? It's Sandy.

Oh, Pam,
it's so wonderful to see you.

You know, you're exactly like Ralph
described you... just beautiful.

- Thank you.
- And, uh, you're a...

Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
Uh, an attorney, right?

Right. Wow,
that's... that's really something.

I mean, you must have read a
lot of books to be one of those.

Yes, a few.

Well, you see, the reason I know all this is
because Ralph just talks about you all the time.

Yeah. He's quite
a talker, Ralph.

Quite a talker.

Quite a talk...
That's a great line.

That's a funny line, Pam.
Alejandro, uh, could...

Listen, Pamela. I was wondering if maybe
the three of us could get together,

get away from all this
party stuff.

You see, I've made a lot of friends since
I've been here, like... like you and Ralph,

but let's face it, there are a lot
of real superficial people here.

You know what I mean?
I mean, just everywhere you go, it...

Hey, look who's here!
Hey, Ralph, buddy. How you been?

Hey, look who
I've got, huh? Listen. I need your shirt.

Well, sure, sure, Ralph boy. I mean, I got
a whole closet full. Take any you want.

I need this shirt. What?

Come on. I want this shirt right now.
What's the matter with you?

I need this shirt right now.
Come on! Let me have it. Okay! All right!

Here. Here.

Boy, just when you think
you found a nice, normal couple.

Superficial.
They're all superficial.

It's not yours.
It's Bill Maxwell's.

And let me tell you
one more thing, Ralph, buddy.

You just find yourself a new roommate and
your own clothes, because I've had it!

Getting anything?

Left over from Alejandro.
Must be his cologne.

Come on.

What? It-It's Bill.

He's all right. He's alive. Where is he?

He's in a boat.

Listen, honey.
I'm gonna go get him.

You get the police, and you get 'em down
to Pirates' Hideaway as fast as you can.

You know, the compound.
All right.Okay.

Comrade, don't you think
you should reconsider?

This is treason.

I am the one
who has been betrayed.

I am the one who has had my
integrity as a soldier compromised.

But they will have you killed.
I can't let you do this, comrade.

And there is nothing
you can do about it now.

Bill?

Bill? Ralph, down here.

Whew! Bill!
What are you doing in there?

Get me out of here.

I'm telling you, Ralph,
this maniac...

is gonna crash the Zephyr One
into the president's plane.

Where is he? He's down there.

Stanislov,
hold it right there.

It's too late, Maxwell.
She's already airborne.

Call it back.Impossible.

I'll get it. Careful, kid.
She does Mach 6!

I think we're too late.

I think there's something on the scope. And whatever
it is, it's moving a lot faster than we are.

We're on
a collision course.

So, he's a little bit late.
I mean, come on.

He had to chase that plane
for a long, long way.

He'll be here. Will you please sit down?
You're giving me the willies.

He's never been
this much later.

Bill, even you said Ralph has never been
up against anything like this plane before.

Anything
could have happened.

Well, nothing happened
to Air Force One,

we know that, so at least
he stopped the Zephyr.

- That was over two hours ago.
- Well, maybe he ran into, uh,

you know, that clear-air
turbulence on the way back.

- Yeah, if he's on his way back.
- Davidson, will you shape up?

What is the matter with you?

Bill, I told him
I couldn't take it anymore.

As if Ralph asked
to have that suit.

He was only trying to do
the best he could.

And I couldn't handle it.

I choked
in the line of duty.

And Ralph never did.

Whoa-ho! I'd know
that crash anywhere!

Ralph, what are you doing hanging
around here? Whoa! Look out! Look out!

She was traveling at Mach 6. Mach 6!
Do you know how fast Mach 6 is, Bill?

No, I don't. Tell me. I-I mean, my face
was back like this,

and I couldn't even breathe
and my eyes were watering.

It was incredible! You look okay now.
You got all your pieces back.

Everything's fine. I had to put her
in the ocean.

There wasn't any other place to dump
her, and she was gonna hitAir Force One,

so I put her right
in the ocean, Bill. Come on!

They can always build another airplane.
The important thing is, you're okay.

That's it, really,
and, uh, after all,

you did save the premier
and the president.

And so the world, once again,
owes, uh, the three of us...

peace and tranquillity,
Ralph, uh...

Pamela, Bill's right.
You know, we're a... we're a team.

You and Bill are a team, Ralph.
You don't need me.

What makes you say that?

I let you down, Ralph.

I didn't know whether
you were dead or alive.

And the only thing I could think about
was the last thing I said to you.

And I said to you...

I said,
"It's your choice."

A few minutes ago,
I was chasing that missile.

And I didn't know...

what was going to happen
in the next few moments.

And I was thinking...

about a very beautiful woman
who I love very much,

and how lucky
I have been...

to have had such a
wonderful person to share...

To put up with...

So many
difficult experiences.

And I made a choice.

Pamela,
I love you very much.

And... I would like us
to be a real team.

- Ralph, are you asking me to marry you?
- Yes, I am.

Yeah.

Hey, Bill!

Well, go on. Say it.
One of you say somethin'!

Pam and I are
gonna be married. Wow!

Come on!
Let's go break out the champagne!

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