All language subtitles for The Greatest American Hero s03e02 The Price Is Right

Look at what's happened to me

I can't believe it myself

Suddenly I'm up on top of the world

It should have been somebody else

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

I never thought I could feel so free

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Just like the light of a new day

It hit me from out of the blue

Breaking me out of the spell I was in

Making all of my wishes come true

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Price Cobb has been hotter
than a tin roof all day.

He brings the Mustangs up to the line of
scrimmage. They're at their 30-yard line.

Cobb rolls right. Semco is open.
Complete at the 45-yard line!

First down and Jimmy Semco goes
out of bounds at the Mustangs' 49.

Cobb has really been
putting on a passing show.

So far he's 11 for 17.
The crowd loves it.

His longest so far,
I think, is 52 yards.Okay.

Let's see if he's going
for the bomb again.

Cobb drops straight back.
He throws... Semco is open at the 10.

Yes! Out of bounds... You ought to
see this kid. I love this guy.

Old Corn on the Cobb has got the
Mustangs down on the five again.

- I don't believe him.
- Bill, I'm ready for the lighter fluid.

Just a second. I got some
heavy-duty business on the telly.

Okay, guys. Who's going to help me pat
these patties? I'll pat your patty.

Okay. Come on, Cobb.

Wrap up another six points
for old Billy who loves you.

Hey, it's old Pridey Cobb.
How's he doing?

Pri... You ju... Boy.

The best player in the league and you're
giving him a fruitcake nickname like Pridey.

Give me a break. That's what we all called
him. That was his nickname.

Hey, I'm ready for
that lighter fluid.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phone.
You're telling me you know this guy?

The char lighter isn't
in here. Where is it?

He doesn't walk on water.
He just happens to be a nice guy...

who almost flunked Mr. Lucas's algebra class
and happens to throw a football pretty well.

For your edification, he went to
my high school and was in my class.

Furthermore, I am responsible more or
less for the guy being in pro football.

But, I mean... Hey!
So what? I'm not bragging.

I'm an ordinary guy looking for lighter fluid
so I can put the burgers on the grill.

Sorry, Ralph.
No cigar.

I ain't buying this line
of Hinkley hooey this week.

If you knew Price Cobb, you would've
been blabbing about it all over town.

You have never mentioned the
guy's name until this very second.

So, the scenario
does not scan.

Okay. Let's hear the rest of this
fairy tale about you and Pridey Cobb.

Well, I got him through high school algebra.
Therefore, he went on to college.

If he didn't play college ball,
he would not be where he is today.

You got Price Cobb
into professional football.

Watch me laugh
that one off. Ha, ha.

How am I gonna start a
fire without lighter fluid?

Why don't you try
Ferguson's market? That's a good idea.

Whoa!
Federal use only. Okay?

How am I gonna light the fire out there
without lighter fluid? Use the suit.

Your gifts. Zap those little
briquettes and turn 'em ash white.

The little green guys wouldn't want Uncle
Bill to break his teeth on frozen patties.

And, for the record, Ralph knows
Price Cobb the way I know Liz Taylor.

All right. Here.
Look at this.

P. Cobb does n...
That doesn't mean Price...

necessarily.

Ralph, you're making me
crazy with this. Gee whiz.

I wouldn't use that phone, Bill.
The hospital may want you for a lobotomy.

Price Cobb's residence.

- Um...
- Yes?

- I, uh...
- Who... Who is this?

Uh, tell him...
Ralph Hinkley.

555-4365.

It was. It was his house.
It was. It really was.

I wish you wouldn't
have told him it was me.

He's gonna call back, and I'm gonna have to
talk to the guy. I was gonna duck that reunion.

Haveto call him? You haveto call
Price Cobb? Are you kidding me?

Duck your reunion? I didn't know you were having
your high school reunion. Ten years? Already?

- Why do you want to duck?
- You know those guys in three-piece suits.

They're gonna try and
sell me life insurance.

Everyone's gonna lie about how good
they're doing. I thought I would duck.

Yeah, Maxwell.
What? Okay.

Yeah, what do
you got? Okay.

Yeah.
We're on our way.

Come on, boys and girls. Time to
watch old Uncle Bill bust bad guys.

Huh. You better
bring the suit.

- Okay, Deke. Talk me in, will you?
- We're in trouble, Billy.

Our unit's totaled. We blew it!

Where are you? On Slauson and Fifth.

But where on Slauson?
East or west?

I'm one block west.
They're driving a maroon Ford Fairlane.

Yeah. Whoa.

Help me.
Come on, kid. I'm out of here.

I'll call an ambulance.

We're unit Xray six.

We're unit Xray six at Slauson and Adams.
Send an ambulance.

- Is he okay?
- With Doctors Davidson and Maxwell? Of course.

How'd he do that?

Mirrors, rubber bands,
good eating habits and... no friction.

Now, come on, Ralph.
Don't get them too hot now. Come on!

A sizzling fire
is a chef's desire.

How now, brown cow!
Now...

No, counselor, I told you. You gotta
make them thicker to hold in the taste.

I'm gonna take two of those... Make it three...
and the good cheese and no tomatoes.

- Bill, we're not in a barn.
- Get your feet off the table.

I'll get it. I'll get it.

I can't believe this.
I can't use my own phone.

I'm lighting barbecue briquettes
with my bare hands. What's going on?

Honey. Ralph,
this is you. Look.

Is that great? God, look at that.

God, I was
a handsome devil. Yeah, but I'm prejudiced.

- This is, uh, Mr. Price Cobb?
- Is Ralph there?

You bet your sweet hip pads. He's right
here. I'll get him for you. Hold on. Ralph.

Ralph, it's him. Who?

Pridey. Pridey Cobb.Oh.

Don't touch that. Put one of those on.
You'll burn up the phone.

Hold on a second,
Price.

- Uh, hello. This is Ralph.
- Hey, Ralph. How you doing?

I'm glad you left your number. Nobody in
the alumni committee had a listing for you.

I'm unlisted. Me too.
How about the reunion?

Everybody's coming. Gertmanian and Hawn.
And Wendy's dying to see you.

- Wendy DeFazio?
- DeFazio? Wendy DeFazio?

- How is Wendy?
- Beautiful. She's beautiful.

Wendy's beautiful.
I married her, you know.

You marr...

- You married her? Wendy DeFazio?
- We got two kids, Ralph.

Oh... Do you mind? No, I don't mind.
Go on. Go on. Go ahead.

Why don't you come?
Everybody wants to see you.

Well, uh... Tell you what. The Mustangs
are working out at Anaheim.

Why don't you come down Saturday
morning, catch the workout,

make a day of it,
and go to the reunion Saturday afternoon?

Then the game with the Hawks on Sunday.
You'll be my guest. Wendy's dying to see you.

Uh, is it all right if I bring
a guest to the workout? Two. Bring two.

Is it all right if I bring
twoguests to the workout?

Sure. Bring two. I'll leave your name
at the players' gate. It's Tunnel 2.

- I'll see you then. Okay?
- I'll see you then.

Okay. Phone is officially released.
That's the call I was waiting for.

Well, what do you know about that?
Ralph, you're full of surprises.

We're gonna be cozy up with Price Cobb.
What do you think about that?

Ralph. Ralph, what did you put
in there? It stinks.

Wow!
Whoa!

Bill, you really
did need a new suit.

Mr. Cobb, a Mr. Lloyd is here to see you.
Let them in.

Hey, kiddo. You're
doing pretty good.

It's not ours.
We rent.

Yeah. Well, so much
for small talk.

You got the proposal
Don dropped off? Yeah.

On Sunday, after you lose,
you'll get what we promised.

No slipups. We got a bundle down.

- You sabe, kid?
- Yeah, yeah. I understand.

Yeah. Good.

Look at this picture of you two kissing at the
senior prom right here under "Torrid Twos."

Oh, yes.
I remember that. Mmm.

That's why you want to go to the reunion.
You want to see Wendy Wonderful.

Come on, boys and girls.
Let's hit the trail.

Whoa! Yeah.

Look at this old relic.
That's the game ball, Ralph.

The state championship. 1945.
The Cavaliers against the Spartans.

Wild Bill Maxwell got the game
ball, and you're holding it.

Very carefully,
please, if you will.

Yeah, I figured old Price
might want to see this ball.

You had to take it from whatever quarter
it was coming from. Front, back, whatever.

Young number 43 took it from every
direction. Never stopped smiling.

Yes, sir, he laughed in the face of
danger, folks. Still does.

Sounds like old number 43 didn't have
all his groceries packed in one bag.

Still doesn't.Uh-huh. Okay. Yuk it up.
Yuk it up. That's okay.

A guy can set 15
statisticals in two seasons...

Probably some are still on the
books... and you think that's funny.

I don't think Price is going to see anything
funny when he sees this ball. Uh-uh.

You know, I was thinking
about the reunion.

What about it? Well, you know,
I was thinking that, uh,

it might be fun to kind of, like,
rent something... a car or something.

Why rent a car
when you own a car?

I don't know. I thought for the heck of it.
It might be a kick.

Just sort of fun to,
you know, rent something.

He's talking about
a limousine, counselor.

A limousine! That's a great idea, Bill.
I wish I had thought of it.

A limo.

Why?

To impress the geeks
he went to high school with.

Come on, counselor.
Haven't you ever been to a reunion?

Everybody wears a toupee. They try to
show up in the fanciest car they can find.

Tell you about a zillion-dollar deal they're
involved with and drop names like crazy.

That's what it's all about. I'm not trying
to impress anybody.

I just thought for...
a little bit of a kick, uh,

it might be fun to kind of rent a
limousine and show up at the party.

Uh, will you please
not sit on this ball,

because some of these seams
are getting a little weak.

Fifty-one! Fifty-one!

Set! Hut!

All right. Get back!

Cover! Cover!

All right. Hustle back. Let's go. Come on.

Yeah. Smell that coming in on the
breeze there? That's liniment.

This is where I should've wound up.
You know that. And I would've too.

Except I creamed a knee in
the last game of the season.

Honey,
which one's Price Cobb?

He has the ball
right there.

Cute!

Bring it in. Come on!

Good workout, good workout.
Listen. Bill?

Take a couple receivers and work
on those new shotgun patterns.

Other than that, a good
workout, so take it in.

Hey, Ralph.
How's it going, guy?

Guys, guys. Oh, I'm sorry.

This is a friend of mine,
Pam Davidson. It's nice to meet you.

This is another friend
of mine, Bill Maxwell. Hi!

- Got a football here, huh?
- Yeah.

- I bet you'd like him to sign that football. Wouldn't you?
- Yeah.

- Sure, sure.
- Yeah.

- How about "To Bill from Price Cobb"?
- Yeah.

- How about "To Old Wild Bill number 43 from Price Cobb"?
- Yeah!

- Got a pen?
- Yeah.

I'll just use that one.

Listen. Something came up with the Grapestake
commercial. I got to shag out of here.

They want me to do a retake
or some silly thing like that.

Sorry it didn't work out. I thought you
and Wendy and I could swap old stories.

Here you go.

- How is Wendy?
- Oh, she's great. Just great.

Timmy's having a fair at his school,
and she's baking lemon cakes.

Look. We'll all have a table
together at the reunion.

- Bill, if you're coming, you can sit with us.
- Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, the reunion.
The Central Union Unicorns.

Class of '72.Yeah.

Sure. He's coming.

Good. I gotta go. It's nice meeting you both.
That's a great old football. I'll see you.

Take care, man.Yeah.

I think he and Bill
hit it off really great.

Kind of one ball player
to another. Electric.

Electric.
What a guy, huh? Come on.

What a guy is that now! He just come
right up to you and just say right out,

"Come on and sit over at my table.
We'll talk old football stories." Oh, boy!

Excuse me, Bill,
but he said he and I and Wendy...

would sit around and talk
about old high school stories.

Uh, I like
Bill's way better.

Pam, ease up on me
about that.

I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Take his wife from him?

Ralph, come on.
Give me a...

Youtake Price Cobb's wife away from him?
No offense, Ralph.

Even though, uh, she was a girlfriend
of mine and madly in love with me.

If I hadn't graduated
and gone to college, uh...

- Who knows?
- Impossible.

All right. Good catch.

Ah. Watch this.

You had to wear
the jammies, didn't you?

You thought you'd get
a chance to show off.Yep.

I can't believe
what I just saw.

We're not trying out
for this team. Are we? Ralph.

You're right. Let's go.
I gotta see that again.

Uh, would you just mind
kicking that ball again, son?

Sure. Uh, just
one more time though.

Watch what I do
to it this time.

- Just what the hell is your name, boy?
- I think we better just go.

Yeah. Ralph, it's getting
kind of late. You know, kid. Oh, well...

Boys, it's good to see you!

Follow him
and find out who he is.

Whoa. Wait a minute!
Hold it.

I don't believe it. You see that guy there?
Talking to Cobb.

That's Don Miller. He's a goon
for a gambler named Carl Lloyd.

A gambler? No. Price Cobb
couldn't associate with gamblers.

They'd run him
right out of the league.

Counselor, I'm telling you.
I busted that guy twice.

- What's going on? Price Cobb's not gonna shave points.
- Maybe he's in trouble.

Yeah. You've got the suit on.
Do your stuff. We gotta find out.

Counselor and me will
bring up the rear. Go on.

Come on.

Come on, Ralph. Where are you?
We need some help. They're on the freeway.

This is your KJJV sky watch...

with a quick update
on the southland traffic.

A fender bender on the eastbound Ventura has
cars backed up on the interchange to Balboa.

We advise alternate routes
for the next hour or so.

That overturned truck on the southbound
San Diego has been pulled to the side,

but rubberneckers are
still making it a slow go.

Elsewhere, things are normal for this hour.
So, this is...

What... What...
What was that?

Believe me when I tell you,
if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

California Tree-trimming
Service. I... I lost my grip.

Very good, but it could use
a little mayonnaise. Bye.

Bill was supposed to be
here with the limo at 5:00.

I wonder what's keeping him.
He'll be here.

Look at this one.

Oh, yeah. That was
the Nickel Dance. The what?

Nickel Dance. Uh, a couple was given
a nickel, and they put it here.

Then they dance, and whoever dances
the longest won a trip to Disneyland.

Oh. How was the trip?

Honey, come on. It was 10 years ago.
She is a married woman.

Yeah, I know. I just like
to tease you. That's all.

Mmm. Go ahead.Mmm.

Oh, brother.

Well, how about this chariot?
Ain't she a gorgeous one?

Bill, I asked them
for the best car they had.

Well, I, uh...
Well, I imagine it is.

I don't think they've got anything
better than this. It's long, Ralph.

Look how long it is.
And they got, uh,

a water bed in the back and earphones for
the stereo and... and a champagne fountain.

Well, I wish I'd worn my ermine
hat with the purple feathers.

I'm not going to my class
reunion in a purple hearse.

We don't have any choice, Ralph. I left
my wreck at the bureau. Now, come on.

Let's go along to the reunion.
I want to hook up with this Price guy.

I'm not going
in that car.

I heard somebody say
that you can't go back

I guess they never rode in my Cadillac

Got myself a rendezvous

Gonna raise a few and be a big shot

Baby, take a look at me

Now, don't you know the boy look hot

Tell me just a line or three

Tell me I'm a big shot Big shot

Maybe I can fool everyone in town

Ain't breaking any laws
I'm just fooling around

Gonna play the part so well

They can't tell I'm no big shot Ralph.

Ralph Hinkley,
is that you?

Ralph! Mmm.

Oh, I don't believe it.

Ralph, Ralph,
Ralph, Ralph, Ralph!

Oh! You still taste marvy.

I think I'm gonna
like her a whole lot.

Where'd you get
that absurd car? Yuck.

Uh, I'm Pam Davidson.

Hi. I'm Gloria Corwin.
I was, uh, Ralph's 10th-grade steady.

Yep. Yep, she sure was.
We... We were...

How nice to meet you,
Gloria.

Oh, well, Ralph was voted most likely
to succeed. I guess you sure did.

What are you doing with yourself now?
You must be making heaps of money.

Course you really could use
a good design consultant.

Yeah, well,
I... I stay real busy.

Why don't we go inside
and see who else is here?

Thought you'd never ask.

Bye.

Class hero?

Nobody ever sent me
a ballot.

Oh, well, Ralph, you have to admit
he is your number one alumnus.

Well, I helped him get through
algebra, you know.

I know. I know. Oh, I...

Well, let's see
what they got here.

Hmm.

Huh. Hey, look at this.
Hinkley! How's the guy?

Hey, how's the guy?
How's it going, Gerty? Great, great.

David Gertmanian.
How're you doing, huh?

Seaside Construction.
It's my company.

We do all those condos
down by the marina.

How nice.
Pam Davidson.

I don't mean to brag, but,
uh... Check this out there, Ralph.

We're doing the whole Desert
Air development in the Springs.

It's only about
a $50 million deal.

Over here. So! So, you're
an attorney, Ralph,

and your friend here
is a teacher.

No, no, no, no. Actually,
she's the attorney and I'm the teacher.

Oh... Oh, no kidding.Yeah. Yeah, see...

You're a teacher. What a drag.
What kind of law, Pam?

Uh, any real estate work?
You ever do that? Sure. All the time.

No kidding.
Hey, we have a match made in heaven.

Uh, actually, I got involved in teaching several
years ago, and I find it very rewarding.

Actually, to be precise,
I got involved... I helped Price...

pass an algebra test when we were
seniors, and then, uh...

What firm?
What firm are you with? Well, it...

Uh, Selquist, Allen and Miner.
Oh, good outfit. Good outfit.

That's where it began,
when I kind of got Price into college.

Then, um, from there I just went
on and I took classes et cetera.

That's great, especially
considering that...

he was dating Wendy
all through that spring term.

It's kind of funny. Oh, no.
I was dating her through the senior term.

Then he started
dating her afterwards.

But I took her to the high
school prom and whatnot.

Oh, yea... Oh, yeah?
You mean, Pridey never told you?

That's the kind of guy he was. Always
saving the other guy's feelings, you know.

See, he was, uh... How do you call it?
Backdoor dating you.

You'd drop her off at 11:00.
He'd pick her up at 11:15.

Then they'd drive up to Mulholland, park.
Mm-hmm. Thought everybody knew about it.

- No wonder he had trouble passing algebra.
- He did what?

Well, he... Uh, why don't
we mingle, Ralph?

Everybody knew!
Yeah.

Hey, Pam, I'll be
on your phone sheet.

Great, Bert. Great.

Hey!

Uh, yeah. Hi. How you doing there?
You seen Price Cobb?

Mr. Cleary, it's Angie Martin.
I had you in science. Remember?

Um... Geez, you haven't
changed a bit.

You were our substitute
teacher in science, right?

If you see Price Cobb around,
tell him I'm looking for him. Will you?

It's, uh, Bill Maxwell.

Oh, geez. You look just
like old man Cleary. Huh.

What a duff he was. Turn his back and World
War III would break out in that chem lab.

He never knew it. He was
deaf as a concrete wall.

I don't know how to put this. I don't
want to get too mushy, but take a hike.

The whole spring term
I used to take her home...

because she was having these
terrible migraine headaches.

She was going out
with Price!

You're right. You're right.
We never should have come.

Hey, I wonder who came in
that purple pimpmobile!

Let's find Bill and get out of here.
I don't want to see anybody else.

Ralph, it's Cobb. He's just driven up.
Come on up here.

Ralph, come on.
What are you waiting for? Come on!

Okay, kid. Hold it right there.
I want to talk to you about game fixing.

My name is Maxwell.

He ran,
so he's in it.

Go get him.
Do your stuff.

Be careful. Where's the restroom?

Will you get that heap
out of the road?

Would you... Like, come on!
Oh, boy.

Clunk!
Gee whiz. Turkey!

Now, maybe I can fool everyone in town

Ain't breaking any laws
I'm just fooling around

Gonna play the part so well

- They can't tell I'm no big shot
- Hey, Ralph!

How's the guy, guy? How's the guy, guy?

Ivan, don't bother asking me about
this silly outfit. All right? Because...

Yeah, guy. No sweat.
We all do what makes us feel good.

Yeah, well, we'll see
you around. All right? Right, guy.

Ten years ago,
he was voted most likely to succeed.

Looks like he needs
his oil checked already.

Heard somebody say
that you can't go back

I guess they never rode in my Cadillac

Got myself a rendezvous

Gonna raise a few and be a big shot

Come on, kid.
He's headed up Malibu Canyon.

I got him in sight, Bill.

There's a dangerous curve up there!
Oh, Bill, will you slow down?

The champagne fountain's
turned on, Bill.

Bill! Oh, no, Bill.

Ralph,
how'd you get out here?

I thought it was...

You leave me alone!
I got problems, but I can handle them.

Yeah, you sure have
your problems, kiddo.

You're in on a point-shaving deal.
Aren't you?

How could you do it?
A nice kid like you. Why? Why?

Ralph,
grab a hold of his arm.

They got Wendy, and they're forcing
you to blow the game. Aren't they?

Who told you that? Leave me alone. Will you?
You don't know what you're messing with.

All right, kid. Listen to me and
listen good. I'm with the F.B.I.

I haven't done anything.
You can't arrest me, so leave me alone.

Now, listen. I helped you once.
I can help you again.

I'm supposed to take a chance on a guy that's
running around looking like Peter Pan?

I was giving you an award. This is a joke.
I got it at a costume shop.

- Come on now. They got Wendy. Where is she?
- See you later, guy.

Did you get a location on
his wife from the holograph?

No, no. The signal was weak and fading.
I need something with stronger vibes.

We're gonna have to figure something out.
Tomorrow's the game.

Second and 10.

Cobb sends Atkins up the middle this time.
He's buried over right guard for no gain.

Makes it third and 11.
Obvious passing down.

Cobb drops back. He's being rushed.
Winchell is all over him.

Fumble! Loose ball.
The Hawks have it.

Bill, the game is half over!
Just calm down.

We're doing
the best we can here.

Yes, ma'am. Maxwell.

Federal Bureau
of Investigation.

F.B.I.? Open in the name
of the law.

They still say that? I guess so.

Oh, I-I'm sorry. Uh, excuse me. Hi.

I'm Ralph Hinkley. I'm a friend
of Mr. Cobb's from high school.

Oh, Mr. Hinkley.
Of course!

You helped Mr. Cobb pass algebra
and get into professional football.

Come in!

We are concerned that perhaps
something has happened to Mrs. Cobb.

We think maybe Mrs. Cobb has been kidnapped
to force Mr. Cobb into losing the game.

Is her bedroom about
somewhere? I could...

Her bedroom is there.

Okay. You two wait with
her and I'll check it out.

Boy. Flock of parrots
in here. Great lash-up. What?

- Where are Mr. Cobb's children?
- He sent them away this morning.

- Where?
- He... He didn't say.

- I don't think I should let Mr. Hinkley poke around alone.
- Um, actually...

1607 South Foreman Street.

What are you doing wearing Mrs.
Cobb's nightgown?

Oh! That's disgusting.

Oh. Well, he's just checking out
the labels, ma'am. That's all.

Ralph, it doesn't
look too good.

Get him out of here. Oh.

Thank you. You've
been very helpful. Oh!

As the quarter ends,
the Mustangs are down 14-nothing.

I've seen quarterbacks get cold,
but Price has turned to a block of ice!

As the teams change ends of the
field for the second quarter,

we have time to duck
in a few announcements.

I think I should go ring the doorbell.
Say I'm from the Red Cross or something.

I can find out how many there
are and what room she's in.

- Davidson, you're wacky. They're not gonna let you in.
- Oh, sure they are.

What are you doing?
I'm using what I've got.

Honey, come on. A Red Cross
volunteer doesn't look like that.

Don Miller doesn't know that.
He's never seen one.

I don't like this,
counselor.

We've been through this.
Either I'm part of this team or I'm not!

Now, wait a minute.
It might work.

We need a diversion. Drive the car up to the
front of the house and make some racket.

I'll talk you in with the walkie-talkie.
Well, wait a second!

Who put you in charge?
I'm in charge here.

All of a sudden Davidson's on
point and I'm bringing up the rear.

Yeah! Yeah.

Hi, honey. I'm collecting for the
Red Cross. Could I come in and talk?

Cool it.
It's a Red Cross lady.

I'll tell Carl.
Keep her outside.

We're
a tax-deductible charity.

The Red Cross serves the medical
needs of people all over the world.

It's awfully hot
out here.

Do you mind
if I come in?

Hey, what are you doing?

Right side rear.
Three men. Hey! Come on. Get out of here.

Come on in, kid!

Come back here, you!

Where's Wendy? I'll get her.

Well, we're not doing
this house any good.

Ralph! Wendy.

How are you, dear? I'm okay.

You all right? Yeah, but what
are you doing here?

It's a long story.
Believe me. All right. Gee whiz!

I can't believe it! I did it again.
Trashed another one.

Counselor, it was gorgeous.
Great moves, I gotta say.

We've got to tell Price I'm okay.
He's throwing the game.

Uh, we'll
take care of it.

- But how?
- I'll think of something, Wendy.

Believe me.

- How's he gonna win a game for him in less than a quarter?
- He's very inventive.

Wendy is okay.
She's safe.

I just came from where she was being
held captive by Miller and another goon.

- But she's all right. I promise you.
- How can I believe you?

I mean, look at you!
I'm not even sure you're completely sane.

I ask myself that question many, many times.
But it's besides the point right now.

You must believe me.
Wendy is fine. She is safe.

You got to get out of here
and back in the game.

I'm not going anywhere.
I creamed my knee.

I wouldn't go anywhere until I talk to Wendy.
If I don't lose this game, they'll kill her.

- Let me go in for you.
- This ain't sandlot football, Ralph. Those guys are animals.

How many points did
you throw away, huh? Three touchdowns.

I'll get 'em back
for you.

You're gonna get three touchdowns
in seven minutes against the Hawks?

- I'm gonna try.
- You'll never even get in.

- I ain't asking anybody.
- You are crazy, Ralph.

I know it sounds crazy, Price. But if I
can get those three touchdowns for you,

will you keep quiet
about yourself?

Okay. Sure.

- That a guy, guy.
- That a guy, guy.

There's just three minutes left,
and the Hawks are holding on...

to their 21-3 lead
over the Mustangs.

Hey. Ted, look. That looks like
Price Cobb coming back into the game.

He's sending backup quarterback Greg Curzio
to the sidelines, and he's taking over.

Shotgun formation. Ends long.
Everybody block.

Say what? Shotgun formation?

Ends long? Everybody block?

Are you kidding?
That ain't no play.

Who the hell are you?
Just give me the ball. I'll do the rest.

Who are you? I'm the quarterback.

Let's go. We're going to pull a delay-of-game
penalty and be out of time-outs.

Let's go. Okay? Come on. Let's go. Give me
a break. Come on, guys.

With only two minutes
and 36 seconds left...

Cobb with his knee injury will have a
hard time bringing the Mustangs back.

Ready. Set.
Hut, hut, hut!

Cobb drops back.

He looks long. He's throwing long!

Complete to Brian Dudley
at the 50-yard line.

The Mustangs call their final time-out.

Cobb threw that ball about 55 yards.

That's something we haven't
seen much of this afternoon.

Cobb doesn't seem to be affected
by that injury he suffered earlier.

Have you noticed him
favoring that knee at all?

No, I haven't. But Cobb seems
to have found his passing touch.

148 green.
Ready. Set.

Hut, hut, hut!

He's throwing again.
Complete at the 25 to Jimmy Semco.

The Mustangs will
have a first down...

with their deepest penetration into
the Hawks' territory of this half.

One-30 red.
One-30 red. Set.

Hut, hut! Will he go to the air again?

He's gonna try. Nobody's open.

He's being chased out of the pocket.

He's running the ball himself.
Cobb is running the...

I don't believe it!
He can't be brought dow...

- Did you see that?
- Yeah, but I don't believe it! Touchdown!

- Price Cobb takes the ball from the 25.
- I'll be damned.

He has given the Mustangs their
first touchdown of the game.

What a drive!

Price Cobb has really come
to life all of a sudden,

and so has this crowd,
ladies and gentlemen.

The kick is good. With exactly
two minutes to play in the game,

the score is now Hawks 21, Mustangs 10.

That ain't Price! Who are you?

I never seen anything
like that before.

I'm Price Cobb, and if anybody says
differently, I'm not going back in.

This is the kid
we saw kicking the ball!

I'm yours for two more minutes. All I want is
your assurance and a promise from the team...

that no one will ever tell
that I wasn't Price Cobb.

- You got it.
- We've got two minutes left,

and the Mustangs
are down by 11.

Johnson to kick off for the Mustangs.
Picken and Gazzarus are deep.

The ball is high, end over
end, coming down around the 10.

Number 39, Ricky Gazzarus,
takes it at the 10-yard line.

He's to the 15. Cuts to the 20.
He gets clutched at the 23-yard line.

I'm surprised the Mustangs
didn't go for an onside kick.

They're still down by 11 points with
under two minutes left in this game.

Back with the snap. Pitches to Griggs.

Griggs is having a hard time holding
on to it. Griggs loses the ball!

Marcus Lowes for the Mustangs recovers
the ball on the Hawks' 30-yard line.

Here comes Price Cobb back into the game.

Let's see if he can perform
some more of that magic.

Just over a minute to go.

Shotgun formation.
Ends down and out.

Ends down and out? Where?
What zone? What pattern?

Just get out in the open,
and I'll hit you.

Okay. On three. Break.

Cobb still showing no sign
of a limp.Two-24. Two-24.

Set. Hut, hut!

He takes the snap,
rolls left.

Looking into the end zone!
Bearse is there. Touchdown!

Price Cobb just rifled a 33-yard bullet to Steve
Bearse, and the Mustangs have scored again.

What a turnaround this game has taken.

The Mustangs look like an entirely
different team from that first half.

Price Cobb is sure making up for
the mistakes he made earlier.

The extra point is good.
With just 61 seconds left in the game,

the score is now 21-17.

Getting set to kick off. That's Cobb!

It is! Cobb is kicking off!

This ball is out... This
ball is in the parking lot!

Cobb kicks it in the parking lot.
I don't know what the rule is.

I guess the Hawks are gonna
take over on their 20-yard line.

Under normal circumstances, I would
say the Hawks have this game sewn up.

But what we've been witnessing the
last two minutes... I don't know!

Thirty-six seconds left.
Hawks come to the line.

He drops back. He's looking for somebody
to hand off to. No, he's gonna throw!

It's intercepted by...
That's Price Cobb! Number six.

Cobb is playing defense!

Cobb is knocked out of bounds at the
18 with 23 seconds left on the clock.

I can't get over this game. What a
comeback by the Mustangs and by Price Cobb.

It's like that knee injury he
suffered earlier fired him up.

Yeah! Listen to that crowd. They are
getting their money's worth today.

Ready, set. Hut, hut!

Cobb rolls to his left.

Pace is open in the flat.
It's complete.

Pace knocked out of bounds
at the two-yard line.

That stops the clock
with five seconds left.

The Mustangs have time
for just one more play.

If Cobb pulls this off,
we will have witnessed...

one of the greatest comebacks
in football history, folks.

Price Cobb brings them up to the line.

Dickens goes left.
Duncan out wide to the right.

Hut! The snap. Cobb drops back. He looks.

Duncan is in the end zone,
but he's double-teamed.

- And there's the gun.
- Cobb is gonna take it himself. The Hawks are stacking up!

He's hurtling the entire
Hawks defensive line!

He did it! Incredible. Touchdown!

Price Cobb has just won the game.
What a turnaround!

Three interceptions and a
fumble and a knee injury.

Price Cobb has come back and resurrected
this team from defeat single-handedly.

What a champion!

Seldom in the game of football
does an athlete ever reach...

the platform of perfection that absolutely
guarantees him the title Athlete of the Year.

In seven minutes,

Price Cobb scored three touchdowns and
won a very important football game,

as well as the respect and
the admiration of a nation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Price
Arthur Cobb, Sportsman of the Year,

quarterback
of the Phoenix Mustangs.

- Thank you.
- I don't believe it.

I do not believe that you got this
guy through 12th-grade algebra.

Well, I tutored him.
He took the test.

Thank you.

Last week I went to my
10-year high school reunion.

I've come to realize
a very important thing.

Nobody is a hero alone.

I need the help of people
on and off the field.

I don't deserve this award for reasons
too complicated to go into here.

So I'm gonna give it
to somebody else.

Somebody who stood by me, a friend who
helped me pass high school algebra...

and helped me to see that
winning really isn't everything.

To my dear friend,
my buddy, Ralph Hinkley.

Wow!
You did it, honey.

I know it, Bill knows it,
and now Price knows it.

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