All language subtitles for The Greatest American Hero s02e17 Dreams

Look at what's happened to me

I can't believe it myself

Suddenly I'm up on top of the world

It should have been somebody else

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

I never thought I could feel so free

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Just like the light of a new day

It hit me from out of the blue

Breaking me out of the spell I was in

Making all of my wishes come true

Believe it or not I'm walking on air

I never thought I could feel so free

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Who could it be

Believe it or not it's just me

Is that right, Mr. Sanova?
That's right, Doctor.

Fifteen months and 14 days
to be exact, sir.

- Yes, let's be exact.
- I didn't mean that in any sarcastic way.

I was just trying to do it for the
record, you know. That's all.

It says here that you
have been involved with...

the prison Bible program...

That you've been leading
religious discussion groups.

Well, Dr. Moran,
I don't think my relationship...

with the Lord is really
too important here.

I walk with him
and I talk with him,

but I never intended to use him
with this distinguished group.

No, sir, that's between me and my savior.

Well, it also says that,
uh, when you were arrested,

you maintained that
you saw a man who flew.

That he lifted your car up
off the ground and he shook it,

and that he was impervious
to bullets.

Now you maintained this through
several psychiatric evaluations,

one of which I conducted
right here myself.

Dr. Moran, I'm glad you brought
up this little bit of confusion...

which I know is in my record,
and for which I must apologize.

You see, I was trying to cop
a plea of diminished capacity.

I was looking for a sentence
to a psychiatric facility.

It is an episode
I am not proud of.

It was then that
I found my true calling.

If I might read from
Matthew Two, verse 16.

Uh, I don't think
that'll be necessary.

Thank you.

Yes, sir.

If this parole board
lets you out,

we understand
that you have a job. Yes, sir, Doctor.

I will be employed with the
Book of Light Foundation.

We are a nondenominational
prayer group...

that works in economically depressed areas.

I'm quite excited about it, Doctor.
Quite excited about it.

Yes, that's good.

That's very good.

And you maintain now that there
is no such person who flies?

The only flights
I witness now, Dr. Moran,

are those
of the Holy Spirit.

No human can fly.

Uh-uh.
No mortal can do that.

There are dreams

That sail away to sea

Some that stay at home

Dreams in need of company

And some that stand alone

There are dreams

That stay inside all day

And never see the light

And if dreams come true

I swear to you

I'll dream of you tonight

There are dreams that
stay inside all day

And never see the light

And if dreams come true

I swear to you

I'll dream of you tonight

Yes, if dreams come true

I swear to you

I'll dream of you tonight

It's a bank holiday, fella!

Agent Maxwell, F.B.I.

Bill, quick question. Is a bank
robbery a federal or a state crime?

- Federal bank, federal crime.
- U.S. National.

- Federal.
- Corner of Sixth and Olive.

Alarms are ringing
all over the place, Bill.

- Better hurry if you wanna beat the local police.
- Got it.

Who are you? The tooth fairy.

Agent Maxwell, F.B.I.
Okay, boys, right in this way.

Got 'em all ready for you.
He's out cold.

Gonna have to be my collar.
Sorry, but I done me duty as I seen it.

Oh, well, look at this.
Look at this.

Oh, coming to, huh? Well, the old
right cross is not what it used to be.

Anyway, I take 'em down
and you take 'em in, huh? Psst.

Ralph, that's sensational. A little
bank "B" and "E" to round out the week.

Terrific. What's the M.O.?
The blue suits are gonna need it.

Acetylene torch.
The guy was working right in the window.

I could have sold tickets.
I'm late to meet Pam...

Ah, well, there's nobody
else around.

Yeah, it was a torch job.
Be sure you tag and bag it thataway.

Who the hell are you? Oh. I'm the guy
that made the collar.

I hit you so hard, you don't
even remember me, huh?

What happened
to the tooth fairy?

A kid in Glendale
just lost a molar.

Boys, um, I'm
double-parked out there.

I'll call it in
to the precinct later.

Ralph, you're almost
an hour late.

I know. I had
an incredibly bad day.

Do you remember my brown tweed jacket with
the nice leather patches on the sleeves?

- Gone?
- Dropped on the way over to the Game Room,

caught in the grill of an
18-wheeler going to Bakersfield.

Then there was a bank
robbery on the way over here.

And I made the bust, but I had to
wait for Bill. Okay, Ralph, look.

The luncheon's almost over, and you can't
very well go in there looking like that.

So why don't you go home and
I'll talk to you in the morning.

I know how disappointed you are, Pam.
I'm terribly sorry, but listen.

At the lecture,
I'm gonna be phenomenal.

Ralph, this luncheon was put together so
you could meet some of the other speakers.

Some of the people in there are the leading
minds in youth criminal rehabilitation,

and they all have
prepared speeches.

Now I hope yours is a good one.
Um, prepared? Well, you know what I'll do?

I'll open with a joke,
lay a little psychological groundwork.

Then I'll get right to the heart of the matter,
split things wide open, and end with a prayer.

Just kidding.

No, I'll be great.
Trust.

Okay. I'm sorry
about your sport coat.

You're cute.

See ya.

I'm working on a speech,
and I wanna see if this is funny.

What has four walls and an I.Q.
of a hundred? Got it! There it is again.

Red ace, red king and red tens are the spinners
in this system. Keep track and you got it.

Evan, if you spent half as much time working
on lesson plans as you do on that card system,

we might have some students who could
score over 500 in math on the S.A.T. tests.

How now, brown cow?
At least my kids behave.

At least they're learning to sit
up straight, keep a clean desk,

and misspelled words are written
on the blackboard 15 times.

I am gonna break Vegas
in half with this system.

Sure you are, Ev. Those guys are
gonna see you coming a mile away.

They love system betters.
Now you want a good bet?

You go with the Whitney High Lancers
tomorrow. We are hot. We are ready.

Try this one, all right?
I got a new joke here, okay?

Here it is! I knew it.
Right here, in print.

All inside applications must be considered
before outside appointments can be made.

What has four walls... They think I don't
read these rules.

What's the point of making rules
if nobody pays attention?

Come on. What has four walls
and an I.Q. of a hundred?

All right, Ralph, what has four
walls and an I.Q. of a hundred?

The teachers' room
at lunchtime.

That stinks, Ralph.

Hey, Duff.Hi.

- Hey, Duffy, get that coffee machine fixed.
- I'll do it this afternoon.

Hey, I got great news.

My game, Campus Daze, I just got a call
from Mr. Howland at the toy company.

They wanna buy it.

He said we was talking hundreds
of thousands of dollars!

All right, Duffy!

Duffy, that's tremendous!
Congratulations!

Six months
it's been sitting there.

Why in the world do you suppose
they finally decided to buy it?

Well, it was a good game, Duff. It was great.
They're not stupid, just overworked.

Isn't that great?
I tell you, this is our lucky day.

Everybody's comin' out.

I want the super dude.
His name is Hinkley. I want this guy.

Look, Mr. S. Come on.
That was for the head doctors, right?

He's a teacher at Whitney High.
Praise the Lord.

Pass the ammunition.

Come on.
Let's get out of here.

Isn't that great what happened to Duffy?

All these years he's been trying
to sell one of those games.

And now he sells one,
and the guy's set for life.

Just goes to show you what can happen
when you take your shot, you know?

I hear USC
is scouting our game tomorrow.

Yeah?
Who they looking at?

What I hear is, is that they're
scouting me... my coaching.

Terrific! The Lancers are hot so far
this season... 15 and one.

Yep. And the Trojans are looking
for a new assistant coach.

And, Ralph, I'm putting in some
really fancy new stuff for the game.

I'm gonna use their
own game plan, no kidding...

Complete with
a full-court zone press.

And if we don't get the fast
break on the transition,

we'll just take the air out of the basketball,
and go to the four-corner passing game.

Then I'll implement
the pick-and-roll offense.

Oh, we're gonna be so classy,
obviously well coached.

Ray, why change your game plan now?
It's been working for you.

It's this thing with Duffy It got me thinking.
If you don't gamble, you don't win.

So I'm putting in a USC-type offense to
show 'em that I can run their system.

You're making a mistake. You know what
my big dream is?

They don't care if
you can work their system.

My dream is to coach in the pros.
They're looking for leadership.

Bill Hickey made it. I mean,
he coached at Mater Dei High School.

Then he went to Iowa,
assistant coach for three years.

Changing your game plan in
midstream is not good leadership.

And then assistant coach
for the Celts.

And in a couple of years,
who knows?

I'm putting Cyler
to forward from guard.

Oh, come on, Ray! Cyler is a terrible
forward. He's gonna get killed!

Hey, set the pick, move and shoot!
Set the pick, move and shoot.

Duffy's not the only big
winner around here. See ya.

You're making
a big mistake, Ray.

This guy's been
cleaning out toilets.

He's a janitor.
I'm a genius.

Now he's some kind of a big-time game
mogul, and I'm still correcting papers.

I hate it. I mean,
we're stuck here watching the world go by.

You're right, Evan.
I'm going to Mr. Knight right now.

He makes me vice principal,
or I leave. That's it.

Excuse me, Margaret,
for eavesdropping, but I think...

that we're kind
of overreacting a little bit.

- Why don't you slow down?
- Slow down? I've been sitting still for 15 years.

- Who organized the new library video system?
- You.

Who's weekend
library proctor? You.

And who got together the literary
day last year? I did, that's who.

Lit Day was a dog, Margaret.
I wouldn't bring that up.

I just don't think it's a good
idea to give Mr. Knight ultimatums.

I put in for that job
two weeks ago.

I've got plans as vice principal.
I'm gonna shape this campus up.

Here's one,
just for openers.

Any graduating student who does
not pay his library fine...

does not receive a diploma
at graduation day.

In his leatherette folder he gets a library
bill. If he doesn't pay it, no diploma.

Uh, don't you think you're being
just a little bit harsh, Margaret?

I mean, graduation to these kids
is a very special thing.

It's supposed to provide them
with a sense of accomplishment.

- I don't think throwing a bill in there is such a good idea.
- Well, I do.

Well, that's the last we're gonna
see of old Margaret Ditwyler.

Knight's gonna can her,
no doubt in my mind.

Oh, gotta go to the bank.
Gotta draw all my money out by 5:00.

What?
All your money? Gonna cash in, Ralph...

House, insurance,
savings account.

Gonna take my little system and
bust this big money card game.

They play every Saturday,
right here in town.

But I mean, all your money,
all your savings, Ev?

They can't beat this system, Ralph.
I got it worked out on the computer.

25,000 man hours
on that little sucker.

I'm a doctor of mathematics.

Cards are just numbers, advanced math,
calculus, the laws of probability.

Fortune smiles
on those who dare.

If Duffy can do it,
I can do it in spades.

See ya.

What have I done?

Ralph, we gotta talk! I don't have time
to talk, Bill.

Where are you going? The whole
teachers' room is on self-destruct,

and I gotta
stop it somehow.

You gotta listen up here. This is
important. We got big, major trouble.

I've already called the counselor. She's
on her way over with the you-know-what.

We've gotta parlay.
Johnny Sanova is out. He's paroled.

- He's on the streets.
- What?

My snitches have told me that he's
picked up a couple of gunnies,

and he's looking
to finish me off.

Oh, no, Bill. Can you believe letting that
gooney bird out on the streets?

I mean, come on.
The guy tries to kill you, kill me,

cops a plea for soft walls,
and they let him out in 15 months!

Soft walls? Nuthouse.
Ralph, remember?

He went to the nuthouse. He said he
saw a guy flying around in the sky.

Okay, I tell you what.
We'll work on that Johnny case.

But right now I gotta stop
Margaret from blowing it.

Maybe set off the school fire alarm, or
something to ease the tension with Mr. Knight.

That doesn't make
any sense at all.

I tell you what, Bill.
It makes sense to me.

Ralph, you're talking
gibberish. It is not gibberish.

Okay, guys, I got up here as
fast as I could. What's up?

Johnny Sanova, he's out,
he's paroled.

Remember him, 15 months ago,
we busted him? Yeah.

He's out. He's after my hide. But this time
we're gonna rub his nose in it, right, Ralph?

Along with the parole board? Margaret
Ditwyler's gonna blow it with Knight.

Evan's gonna blow it with the system.
Ray's gonna blow it with the Trojans,

and I gotta set off
the school fire alarm. Is he okay?

There he goes. Look, super dude.
Look at him, look at him!

He ain't going so fast right now.
He's running sort of regular.

I seen this guy do
over 70 miles an hour.

Run right up on the van I was driving, pull
the thing to a stop, yank my tokus out.

Threw two guys around in the
air like they was full of air.

He had on this suit with a cape
and everything.

- Yeah, sounds real dangerous.
- You think I'm nuts, huh?

Wait till you see it.
I seen it! We don't think...

We don't think you're nuts,
Johnny, not you.

You say this guy's a super
dude, then he's a super dude.

Me and Red will whack him for you,
and that's that. You don't whack this guy.

You shoot him and the bullets fly off.
I need leverage. I gotta have leverage.

I ain't going up head-to-head on this guy.
No way, not that super dude!

Miss Ditwyler!

Margaret, let me talk to you for a
minute before you go in the room.

And I will expect you to be off this
campus by 5:00 with your things packed!

The fool thinks she can threaten
me waving a union booklet at me.

You didn't fire her, did you? Well, if I
didn't, it certainly was a good imitation!

Margaret!

Well, my friends,
it's time for us to leave.

Margaret, I don't know what to say.
I'm terribly sorry.

He thinks you can run a school
like a country club.

Slap their palms with a ruler, make them
write on the board. That's the ticket.

You stay after school
and pound a few erasers,

you get the picture pretty quick
that this school means business.

And once a child learns that,
then they start to listen and learn.

Margaret, I'll go to Mr. Knight.
I'll try and work something out.

Sometimes when
I get them to read Hamlet...

or MacBethout loud,

and they can see how wonderful
those plays are,

sometimes one will say,

"Miss Ditwyler,
this is a good story."

Sometimes I feel
I'm getting through.

And when that happens, it's like the
sun hitting my own little garden.

- Yes, I know the feeling.
- I know people think I'm an old biddy...

who just wants
to clamp down or something.

Margaret, nobody thinks
you're an old biddy. I don't.

I really try to teach them,
Ralph. I really try.

I worry about them.

It's not just discipline.
It's that I know you can't teach in chaos.

I really want them
to learn, Ralph.

Margaret, I have to go right
now, but you know what?

I'm gonna talk to Mr. Knight,
and I'm gonna work something out.

I don't know how I'm gonna do
it, but I will do it.

Fifteen years of trying.
Now it's all over.

Ralph?

Would you step into my
office, please, for a second?

Ralph, what's going on?
What happened? You're making me crazy.

Johnny Sanova's looking to drop me
into an open manhole and weld it shut.

Now, I'm not afraid of this
creepo or his four meat grinders.

I thought you said two. Uh, yeah, two.

Well, still, uh... The point is, you
stick close to me with the magic jammies.

Johnny makes his move, you know,
and we drop the hammer on him... again.

And we teach this parole board a lesson
about putting creepos out on the street.

Yeah, you're right.

I hope that doesn't mean you'll
miss the Youth Criminal Seminar?

He's not going to any seminars without me.
He's gotta stay close to me.

That's an idea, Pam. Why doesn't Bill go in my
place? He knows everything about busting kids.

It's not about busting kids. It's about
saving them and getting through to them.

And pounding erasers, making the kids
stay after school, that's Margaret's way.

It's a little bit outdated, a little
old-fashioned, but she's a good teacher.

She really tries.
She's concerned about their welfare.

Is this my fault or have
we skipped the track again?

Oh, no.
I'm getting something.

Johnny Sanova, right? Where is he?

Evan Thompson,
he's refinancing his house or something.

Reliance Savings and Loan. Evan Thompson?

He's into some kind
of a card thing.

He's staking his entire life
savings on this. I gotta stop him.

Ralph, not like that!
Listen. Bring the car around.

The bank is only about five minutes away
from here. If we hurry, we can save him.

Hurry up!

I got major problems here, and you're
running around after some shop teacher?

Math teacher, Bill.
Math teacher.

I don't believe it.
All because Duffy's game sold.

Duffy's game?

It's a long story, Bill.
I'll explain it to you sometime.

- I can't believe it.
- Duffy?

Evan? Margaret? Gotta admit it, folks.
I'm lost with this.

That teachers' room
is a moan-and-groan parlor.

For years I've been listening to
Evan talk about his card system,

and Margaret gripe about discipline
and wanting to be vice principal,

and Duffy with his games,
and so I just...

I decided I would try and do something
nice for Duffy because he's old...

and he's retiring
and he doesn't have any money.

Yeah, he could be coming
from anyplace.

Maybe out of the sun like some sneaky
fighter pilot. "Yankee dog, die."

I seen them movies. Ralph, you mean you
forced this game company to buy his game?

No, no, I didn't force anybody
to buy anything.

All I did was, I took the game
out of the dead files cabinet...

and I placed it on Mr. Howland's
desk, that's all.

That's all? Well, I did take
a pad of paper...

off the president's desk and
I scribbled a little note...

and I asked him to take a look at
it, but that's all.

It's a real good game. Don't you remember
playing it? Uh, yeah, I remember.

"Go directly to the principal's office.
Do not pass gym."

If they didn't like it, they wouldn't
buy it. I know he's out there.

I can't see him,
but I can sure smell him.

Don't get too close.

I think he's hot
for the skirt.

Maybe we bag her, and that keeps him
from lifting cars and catching bullets.

If I can get this guy to obey
me, I can own this town.

What do you guys think,
huh? Huh?

Talk up. I ain't paying you guys
to sit there and grow leaves!

Get over there and case the place.
I don't wanna lose the kid.

He's tricky. Go on.
Get over there.

Let's go, counselor.
You drive, I'll lead.

There he goes.
This guy can fly.

He can fly.
I don't believe it.

We lost him. There was a holdup across
the street. He slipped out the back.

Did you see him fly past here? He came around
the side of the bank ten feet off the ground.

You seen that, right? Fly?

Well, Johnny, I was kind of ducking
for cover in the bank there.

You must have seen him. I ain't nuts here!
I seen him fly past here!

- I wanna hear you see him too!
- I kind of saw this blue streak going by...

or something like that, I guess.
Red streak! The super guy wears red!

Yeah, now that you say it,
Johnny, I think red is right.

Yeah, red for sure.

Let me have the gun. Come on.
Get out of the car.

Out of the car.
Don't move it!

No, this is an official call for backup.
Sixth and Alameda.

Hey, Ralph. Ha-ha.
Two more in the basket, huh?

Keeps up, I'm gonna have to follow you
around with a wheelbarrow. Give me.

Oh, yeah, got shorter all of a
sudden, didn't you, sweetheart?

You, on the back deck,
face down, spread 'em.

Ralph, come on.
Let's go. What am I gonna do, huh?

I can't go back to the bank
looking like this,

and I gotta stop Evan from selling
his mortgage and insurance.

Where are your clothes? In an alley
behind the bank.

This is really getting nutty. I get
the feeling you're gonna self-destruct.

You're like a juggler trying to keep
five things in the air at the same time.

I'm not like a juggler.

I'm more like a guy spinning 15
plates on the end of 15 poles,

and right now I only got about five or six
of them wobbling, so everything's okay.

I just hope I didn't lose
my maroon jacket.

I paid 250 bucks
for that thing.

Well, it's not a total loss.
At least I got the tie.

I've always hated
that tie.

It's Evan!

There he goes. We're too late. It looks
like we've got one plate ready to fall.

Tell me more about this card game you're
thinking about getting involved in.

Not thinking, Ralph.
I'm in it.

We play in the penthouse of the
Carlton Hotel, 2:00 this afternoon.

Where do you keep this money?
Oh, it's in the vault at the hotel.

In order to sit at that table you gotta have
at least 20,000 cash in the hotel safe.

20,000 cash!
Are you crazy, Ev?

Do you know how much
money... Nothing can stop me, Ralph.

Well, you know, I've never seen
a high-stake game like that.

Is there any chance that I could come
along and watch? Can't do it, Ralph.

No way.
And don't bother to wish me luck.

I'm gonna walk out of there
set for life.

Carlton Hotel.
I'll be there, 2:00.

That's it, that's it!

Wait a minute.
Cyler, what are you doing?

Oh, come on, man! It's new!
Give me a break.Look. Paco sets the pick.

You drive around him,
Tony hits you for the jumper.

Hey, unless Tony's open.
Then he takes a shot, right, Coach?

No, Tony, no. You let the play develop.
Now you're the point guard now, right?

Don't you guys ever watch
the Trojans?

How come we're changing now? You know,
we was cooking with the old system here.

We're changing because the guys
from Hoover know the old game plan.

- They're ready for it.
- Ray?

Yeah, Ralph,
I wanna talk to you.

Yo. Hey, Mr. H.,
Coach Buck is messing up our game here.

Nobody knows what they're supposed to
be doing. Villicana, that's enough.

Now you got any more questions,
you're gonna be asking them from the bench.

- Oh, wow.
- All right, now let's run the game again.

Run it again until you get it
right, okay? Come on!

Now you guys can do it! All right,
all right, let's get it straight, fellas.

Well, Ray, things not working
too good out here, huh?

You looking for my opinion?
Want some advice?

Uh, no, I'm looking
for a sport coat.

You know that brown
tweed jacket you've got?

I thought if you'd let me borrow it, I'd
wear it. I wanna look big-time for the game.

And Jerry West always wears
a brown tweed jacket, and I... I'm sorry.

I sent it off
to Bakersfield today. Yeah?

How about the maroon tweed?
I like that one too.Gone.

Yeah?

How about the one you have on?
I like that one too. Sorry, it's borrowed.

But I have a real nice blue and brown tie
I'm not using, if you want to use that.

Tony, what are you doing?

See, Ray, I thought you
wanted some of my advice...

about this new USC thing you're
installing here on the team.

And I tell you what... Yeah, I know it's
a little rough right now,

but, um, well, it'll work out
before game time.

You're gonna be there,
right, buddy? Moral support? Well?

Come on, Ralph.
It's my big chance, you know. All right.

I'm gonna try and make it. Thanks, buddy.
2:00.

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

You're scheduled to go on at 2:00.

Ralph, your refrigerator is
still a motel for dead ants.

Why can't you get an exterminator?
And look at these avocados,

being there four years,
look all "skushy" and "gooshy."

Look at this.

Look, Pam. Is there any way
that Bill can go on in my place?

I can't be at three places at one time. He
knows all about youth and criminal justice.

He's right about that,
counselor. Absolutely.

I got the scenario down cold.

We just have to nail these little
creeps, and put 'em away for a while...

until they know that, you know...
That we mean business.

Here. Yeah, you're right.
It's terrible.

You better be there,
Ralph.Yeah. All right.

Is there any way I could
go on at a quarter of 2:00?

All right, a quarter of 2:00,
but I can't do it any earlier.

Thanks, honey. You're a doll.
"Put 'em away." Give me a break.

Gotta get this coat back
in 15 minutes.

I'm not letting him out of my sight and
vice versa, 'cause Johnny's out there.

He's got me in his sights.
I know he does.

I can't figure out
where he is.

I know he's out there someplace,
but, uh, I can't get a bead on him.

Is the super dude still
across the street, Johnny?

You ever seen
this Hinkley guy fly?

He's got this suit
he wears flying around. No, sir.

He's real quiet, a good neighbor.
I don't think he even drinks.

It's not what I'm talking about.
You ever seen him, like,

lift a car up over his head, or,
like, stop bullets with his chest?

- Ted, he's crazy!
- You see, we're looking for leverage...

What's important to this Hinkley
guy, what he cares about.

He's just a teacher.
I know he cares about his class.

- I think we should take his girlfriend, Johnny.
- I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't wanna blow this!

Ralph, would you relax?

You're looking terrific.
Nobody's gonna notice.

Well, you didn't have to
get all dressed up.

I know I look like every girl's
dreamboat, but in the last 12 hours...

I've lost two pairs of
pants, two pairs of shoes,

two of my best sports
jackets, a tie, my wallet,

aside from which I know I've lost my
mind somewhere in the last 12 hours.

Where'd you pick up this ensemble?
At the school lost and found.

Oh, great. Well, at least I'm here.

Yeah.

Where's your speech? Uh, well...

Ralph, you go on first.
All right, all right.

There's the speaker coordinator. I'm
gonna go see how much time we have, okay?

Okay. Ralph! Ralph, psst!
Come here.

We've gotta keep our eye peeled for Johnny.
He could be anywhere.

It's driving me nuts.
Hairs going up on the back of my neck.

Bill, I'm real worried
about Evan. Evan?

Oh, yeah, Evan.
Well, Evan is a real trag...

Tragic case.

But, uh, could we just, uh, work out
another vibe and search for Johnny?

While you're waiting to go on.
Real simple.

Yeah, well... Well, it won't take
a second, Ralph.

Let's find a closet
real close.

There must be a cloakroom. I've gotta
put something together for these people.

I don't even know what
I'm talking about. Here it is. Come on.

Oh, boy, this thing is jammed.
I can't latch it.

I'll put my foot on it.
What are you doing with the lights?

I haven't been able to tune him in,
and sometimes when I work in the dark,

it helps me
with the contrast ratio.

All right, come on. Concentrate.
How can I concentrate? I got a migraine.

All right, yes, I'm getting something.
Okay, terrific. Here we go.

Oh, my God! What's the matter?
You got Johnny? Where is he?

No, it's Evan.
Bill, they're cheating him.

They're monitoring the game from a
closed-circuit T.V. in another room.

Yeah, well, Evan is
a real tragic case, Ralph,

but, uh, Johnny Sanova
is a head case, honest.

Bill, we don't know that Johnny is around
here. Come on now. You're a big guy.

You used to take care of these cases before I
came around. You can handle this on your own.

I can't go talk to a bunch of professors when
Evan is losing his entire life's savings!

Ralph, you cannot go flying
around like Tinker Bell...

tapping everybody on the shoulder with
a magic wand... you just can't do it.

I feel like I caused it, Bill.
I'm responsible.

Here, Bill,
hold my clothes.Oh.

Well, what's going on here?

Uh, you explain it.

Uh, yeah.

You're the raincoat, right? I'll need your
claim check. Oh, yeah, that's 50 cents.

Teacher's holding deuces.
King high.Deuces.

Kings up.
Another draw.

Looks like I'm gonna
have to call your check.

Let's see.

Can't figure it out. Half gone already.

Full house.

Aces and kings.

Nope, not this time, Evan.

Take it.
It's yours.

That sure helped me.

So, in conclusion, I would
like to remind you all...

that if we don't get in
there soon enough, you know...

Spare the rod and spoil the child
is the ancient philosophy...

which has always worked...

And all of you,
with due respect,

eggheads...

Uh, uh, working with
this psychological junk.

Uh...

And that's it. That's the end
of the report right there.

Okay, I wanna thank you...

Freeze!

Case in point, you got here psychiatric
counseling at a state prison level.

Don't you love it? Okay, Maxwell, let's go.

You, too, honey, before I chop
up the podium with this thing!

Oh, no.

Evan, you're on your own.

Singing telegram
for Miss Peterson!

Uh, I'm supposed to meet a gorilla
and a belly dancer. No, wrong room.

Have a lovely day Have a lovely
day Have a lovely, lovely day

And remember, Singing
Telegram, 555-5800. Bye-bye.

Okay.

I've gotta find 'em.

Oh, come on.
Get out of my holograph.

Where's the super dude? Super dude?
What super dude?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

It sounds as if you've, uh, you know, kind
of lost your steering wheel again there.

Maxwell, you know you're a dead
man, and you too, honey buns,

unless you tell me
where the super dude is.

Super dude? I don't know
anything about a super dude.

Let's go!

Oh, my...

Ray, have you seen
Pam around? I haven't seen nobody.

Paco, Tony, Cyler didn't even
show up for pregame practice.

All right. I think I know what happened.
I want you to call the police, all right?

USC is up in the stands! They're looking
at me, and I don't even have a team.

I'm gonna have to start the game without
my three starters. Just call the cops!

Okay, so we wait.

Super guy's gonna show up.
Everybody's down at that basketball game.

What is he talking about?
What super guy?

Aw, he's nuts. He's a banana case.
No offense, John.

Oh, yeah?
We'll see who's nuts.

That's a winner.

Ev, no, don't fight 'em.
Just go with the flow. Just go with the...

Ray, would you call the cops?

That's him.
The super dude!

What is he talking about?
This guy's as nutty as a pecan pie here.

Okay, Mr. Super Guy, from now on you
work for me, or this crowd here dies.

Uh, nobody gets
hurt here, all right?

You show me how you can lift stuff and fly and
stop bullets and all that and everything.

Mr. S., cops.
We better get out of here.

Okay.
Everybody goes!

- Uh, just him and me.
- Johnny, that's the deal. Nothing else works.

Look, Johnny.
We gotta split, okay?

I mean, we can't take all these
kids and this old biddy in the van.

Take the skirt and Maxwell.
That'll keep the super dude in line.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, wow. Is that guy
a nut or what?

You want me to take those cops out for you?
We gotta get out of here.

Mess up and
I whack off these two.

He's got a super guy suit
on here, Mr. S.

What have I
been telling you?

What's going on?

Put us down! Put us down or
I'm gonna waste these people!

Are you kidding?
You pull that trigger,

you got a straight shot
down to the pavement.

He's not kidding.

I'm afraid!

Do you like it? I give up.

Good.
Okay, all the guns out.

All of 'em, out!

Oh, I'm afraid. I'm afraid.
I'm afraid of heights.

- He's acrophobic.
- Ralph, put us down.

John's upset.
He's got hydrophobia.

Get out. I don't know, Ralph.

We don't even need backup on this anymore.
I don't know. Hold it!

Ladies first. Oh, my God.
I forgot Evan.

Get down! That's him!
That's the guy!

Get down!

Get down on your knees.

Get down on your knees.

All right,
everybody get out.

Go on. Get out!

Leave the money on the table
and get out.

Leave the money on the table
and get out! Get out!

Everybody, get out!
Get out!

Get out!

I'm sorry, Ray.
I'm just too tired to help you.

Well, sir, I don't know what to tell
you, but if it hadn't been for the ball...

The courage of this Margaret
Ditwyler teacher that you got here,

I mean, that maniac might have killed
seven kids and Miss Davidson and myself.

I mean, uh...
I can't believe it.

You mean she actually stepped
up to him in the classroom...

and got rid of him?

She whacked that wacko with a steel
chair, ran him right out.

You'd have been real proud of her.
I sure was.

It's gonna be in all the papers tomorrow, and
I just thought that you at Whitney High...

ought to be real proud of the kind
of teachers that are employed here.

Oh, yes.
Yes, of course.

Margaret is one of our
most treasured instructors.

Well, actually,
she's in line for the vice principal.

Oh, she...
Well, I didn't know that.

That sounds like a real terrific choice.
Congratulations.

Yeah, great choice.
Okay, Mr. Knight.

It's nice to meet you.

Anyway, I was doing pretty good, even against
a rigged game till they tried getting rough.

Woke up in the hospital with
the whole 20 grand in my pocket.

Talk about your mysteries. Well, I'll bet
you'll keep that money in the bank now, huh?

Yeah, yeah. Gotta revise this
system a little bit more.

Well, I missed my chance.
I missed it cold.

Well, I'm sorry, Ray.
You know, I missed it, and I...

Well, one good thing. At least the game
was delayed so long that the scouts left,

so they didn't see Tony and Paco
give each other bloody noses...

running around
like a couple of rummies.

Well, you know, the nice thing about
dreams is there's always next year.

Right back.

I am so tired.

Huh? Well,
if it's any help,

I did it with the principal.

I mean, I think Ma Ditwyler...
Excuse me...

Miss Ditwyler is gonna
be vice principal, I hope.

Oh, yeah? Hey, thanks, Bill.
That's great. How'd you do with the class?

Well, I told them that this super dude
thing was insanity and Johnny was nuts.

Nuts!
Oh, can't believe it.

Well, maybe in that case,
he might really get religion this time.

What do you think?

Yea, though I walk through
the valley of death,

I will fear no evil.

Thy rod and thy staff,
they comfort me.

Surely goodness and mercy shall
follow me all the days of my life,

and I will dwell in the house
of the Lord forever.

There are dreams that sail away to sea

And some that stay at home

Dreams in need of company

And some that stand alone

There are dreams

That stay inside all day

And never see the light

And if dreams come true

I swear to you

I'll dream of you tonight

In a corner bar the local star

Destroys a passing cord

He sits behind a mason jar

And dreams of his reward

There are dreams that
stay inside all day

And never see the light

And if dreams come true

I swear to you

I'll dream of you tonight

Yes, if dreams come true

I swear to you

I'll dream of you tonight

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